Oh my you are awesome. Love this I can’t stop watching. Go to sleep watching lol. My wife says what are you laughing at. Chit Show… God bless
@MrReggieFields3 жыл бұрын
Alfred, thank you!!! I’m the Reggie. My daughter Emily is the best and you rock. I love your show. You content and personality are the high point of South Florida. Thank you
@AlfredMontaner3 жыл бұрын
Happy Fathers Day Reggie !
@geoffreyneish79993 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner Nice shout out Brother, and the Chit Sho community just continues to grow bigger and stronger!! Best wishes Bro 🤙😎
@patrickdiehl68132 жыл бұрын
Love your content and commentary, you ROCK Alfred, don't ever change.
@FrankieV7723 жыл бұрын
Driver of Prince boat is a very dangerous captain slamming the throttle with people on the bow in such tight spaces.
@youtuber194353 жыл бұрын
32:15 Out on the reef - He used to take the yamaha jetboat fsh to Bahamas now he has the parker that he calls crooked pilot house. Great channel!
@chrischapman2763 жыл бұрын
Alfred I've got a great idea for you and the chit show. When the boats come in and dock, have a loud speaker with the sounds of the old game show on it. Like Price is Right and when they win it'll have the sound of bells going off. Then when they f'up, the sound of the dropping tone (The FAIL sound) Have it loud enough for the docks to hear it. It'll be a vendetta for the boaters to NOT get the "fail" sound! Ya GOTTA do this!!!! Hilarious!
@PaulFussell-ou9fj6 ай бұрын
Your show is very addictive. Just can’t turn it off. I am always waiting for it
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
Luv ya Shows Alfred ! Your commentary is so good many a time. Have a nice Day. Long Island, NY in the house.
@peterfindlay41642 жыл бұрын
Love the Chit show all the way from Australia ( Peter )
@buenaondaoutdoors9673 жыл бұрын
I loved my old Chevy Z71, best truck I ever owned. 327,000 miles until it was totaled in an accident, got t-boned and flipped over 4x. Walked away injury less
@YourDrawerness3 жыл бұрын
*uninjured
@rogerwilliams64263 жыл бұрын
Nice Recovery On The Once Live Stream! Fun And Entertainment At The Same Time!! Love The "Chit Sow." :-)
@jimharrington75323 жыл бұрын
Alfred is so amazing. Chit show is the best.. Great job..
@bigkings.88043 жыл бұрын
Greatest show on Planet Earth 🌏. The Chit Show. This is your bread and butter. Your the original, the only. I can hear the Top Gun Video music in the background. Love these videos. Alfred is always breaking new ground. He is in the Danger Zone.
@AlfredMontaner3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Big best dam comment i can read after a long day of work
@bigkings.88043 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner being the big Chief isn't easy, your making alot of copycats. Theres only one Alfred and "wait for it,, wait for it.." the original CHIT SHOW. Get off my lawn!! Alfred would say.. Danger Zone.. go Alfred go.. Greatest Utube Show On Earth.
@thedevilinthecircuit14142 жыл бұрын
Keep a small container of cat litter or coarse sand in the truck. When the tires spin on a slick ramp, toss a handful of the cat litter under each tire. It won't get you out, but cats will piss on your tires.
@AJ-eo1yb3 жыл бұрын
Out on the Reef He started with a 19ft jet propulsion center counsel which he took to the bahamas. It was so inspirational that we bought a 25 ft Parker and started to cruise the outer islands of the Bahamas.
@davidgibson52573 жыл бұрын
Out on the reef is awsome show watch him all the time like i do alfred lol both very very awsome . wait fooooorrrr it lol.
@09876username3 жыл бұрын
Alfred, another winner. Bravo!
@JohnKabvitok Жыл бұрын
I love your shows all the way from Rankin Inlet Nunavut❤️
@howardwilliams56713 жыл бұрын
Watching from Australia. Howard Williams Marine. Great show
@709badwolf3 жыл бұрын
watched the livestream until all was lost! this was worth the re-watch! 👍
@richardsmith26482 жыл бұрын
Richard here from -45 in Winnipeg Manitoba. Keep it going amigo.
@76ShovelFLH2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many people unload or pull in and just sit there at the dock and tie things up for way longer then need be.
@edwardlane92532 жыл бұрын
Put a bag of cat litter in your truck if it's only 2 wheel drive it works on slick concrete
@WalkAround_Official3 жыл бұрын
Very Nice! Great Virtual Tour! 👍👍😊😊
@caymanchristopher70143 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is hilarious! Sorry we missed the live Chit Show but we are catching up. 😎
@smes28253 жыл бұрын
Guy in the contender wit a black & white hat on 6:30 looks like Dexter. Jajajajjajajajaja😒😎🤜🏽💔
@JeffsCustomRC3 жыл бұрын
Great show brother, always a fun time👊🏼👊🏼
@AlfredMontaner3 жыл бұрын
I got email im gonna buy one of your Rc boats
@jacksonhardy84323 жыл бұрын
I don't know about the reliability of T-Mobile in S. Fl, but it sucks for air here in Central Fl.
@floridamermaid162 жыл бұрын
OMG…I love Panama City Beach…I want to live there someday🌴
@3073Sean3 жыл бұрын
"Toss me the baby" that s funny! I have to admit though, sounds like a lot of work, I would have said toss me a beer!
@thehawkpodcast42953 жыл бұрын
HOWDY FROM TENNESSEE!! Y'ALL!!! LOVE YOUR CHANNEL ALFRED!! I NEVER MISS A POST!!
@AlfredMontaner3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jerry !
@hasaheadachenow3 жыл бұрын
I put my coat in the closet, my Penn friend puts his in the cupboard. The cupboard in my area is a side board or countertop! Fun stuff!
@dwightbernheimer3313 жыл бұрын
Dwight from Good Seamaritan Resue... Glendale Arizona... just getting to bed... Been a busy night at the lake LOL
@rolandoromero14713 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the vid.. didn’t catch me this time. But I’m sure there will be more chances 🤣😂
@jamesadammay3 жыл бұрын
Texas in the house happy fathers day to all
@38robert013 жыл бұрын
The netherlands in the house
@nwbklr2 жыл бұрын
20:29 - Best part. Hands down. 😂 🤦♂️
@terriwatt84293 жыл бұрын
Alfred you need a traveling chit show
@DaveE-b1c3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up I like your show looking for a boat I saw you at the boat show… I think it’s great when you go over what they have to offer. Say hi to Fred for me and happy Father’s Day brother
@jasonholmes61373 жыл бұрын
Alfred im happy i found this channel love the content keep it up im a new sub and
@nedly97422 жыл бұрын
Love the " Chit Show."
@lyman1353 жыл бұрын
Everybody is always backing up their boats without even a hint of looking behind them to make sure they aren't backing into anyone/ anything.
@tonyjessen82043 жыл бұрын
Hi Alfred had to watch the rerun went bass fishing today did very well 🐊🐊
@jnc58273 жыл бұрын
Why do only like 3% of boaters in Miami actually have lines in hand ready to go when approaching the dock. It's maddening (but hilarious) to watch
@jerrydiver13 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and the other thing is that the captains never seem to be aware of what all of their boat aft of their helm position is doing, or where it is going whenever it's not following the front half going forward. I've never seen so many incompetent boat owners anywhere else in Florida. And tow vehicle drivers who don't seem to know when they should shift their 4WD into 4WD! What must they be teaching in those boater ed classes; does Florida even have those, still?
@steverohr91053 жыл бұрын
Few lines are ever ready, and even fewer (if any) fenders.
@seaeagle89763 жыл бұрын
It’s a mystery…
@tckelley713 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why there are so many line fails! I use the single line method and just drop it over the cleat on the dock (or pole). Simple and quick.
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
@@tckelley71 Your method sounds good, but what happens is a non-sailor takes the bow or stern line to the Dock and then wrap those lines around the piling 40 times ! :(
@leko17823 жыл бұрын
I was told about 2 weeks ago that Fred was relocated. I didnt believe it but it makes sense now if you say you havent seen him in 10 days
@drgreen1113 жыл бұрын
You ever see people put something under the tires . You think dry cat litter will work for traction
@redbaron31203 жыл бұрын
HHH Boatworks in Princeton (right down the road) has built a beautiful Catamaran. Maybe you can do a review of their 35’ Cat.
@johnk36063 жыл бұрын
Looked like the guy in the Parker took the name seriously. Dumped the boat in the water and parked it at the ramp for the day. Entered the stream at 9:33 and was out of the water at 43 minutes and change. Wow.
@arnoldkellner21733 жыл бұрын
If folks are going to tow heavy boats or travel trailers they should have 4wd vehicles a little preparation before towing can get rid of many headaches on the ramps
@rgriffith20062 жыл бұрын
I don't get the whole tying off to the inside of the ramp thing. No one I know would be caught dead doing it unless there's some pretty extreme cross/tail winds. I guess that's what you're supposed to do at this particular ramp?!?! Curious. Good commentary on the video. Entertaining even when nothing is happening.
@ctdvargas2 жыл бұрын
how long should it take a new boat owner to be able to park their boat smoothly and effectively?
@robertfrederick90612 жыл бұрын
As cars are equipped with interior air bags to protect dimwits there should be auto deploying air "collars" on the exterior upper gunwales of boats under 28 feet long to modify impacts of "Knuckle Head" operators.
@huntcarlsbad60723 жыл бұрын
Alfred, thanks for a look at the "Salt Life"
@david782123 жыл бұрын
Squealing tires does not mean bad truck, I bought a car years ago that had a set of those 4 for $99 specials on it. Those were the worst tires you could ever have in wet weather. At a stop light or sign with even the slightest uphill to start off and they would squeal just as bad as the truck did. It was nearly impossible to start out if the ground was wet without squealing the tires. Not a bad truck, cheap tires is the likely culprit. The weirdest part, you could stop without to much happening, taking off was like you had slicks on and the road was covered with oil.
@donb41383 жыл бұрын
A lot better than last night live stream
@7DTD_Zombie_Hunter3 жыл бұрын
Hi Alfred, .... keep up the great work. Happy Fathers Day
@davecamus49062 жыл бұрын
Dave in Seattle Seahawks love boating.
@twobitchesandaboxtruck59743 жыл бұрын
Child support and Fred’s gone!!!! No worries he’ll back back they all come back 😂
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
Fred the Croc will be back, he already knows this is HIS place ! :)
@stephengreen32773 жыл бұрын
The stream look great High quality video as always
@bobcain11813 жыл бұрын
Alfred, so does no one in Miami have a 4x4 truck? Up here north of the border, we all have 4x4 s and flip to Auto mode to launch. Just asking for a friend, lol
@swenhanson41252 жыл бұрын
What amazes me is the number of people who don’t wear life jackets.
@jamesstutts84803 жыл бұрын
James stutts is here watching you live on chit chat show
@probo113 жыл бұрын
That Contender is Snazzy!
@ralphquasten18623 жыл бұрын
Hi Alfred, i, am looking from germany. it`s amazing. greats.
@FradyKatt3 жыл бұрын
seems there most have outboards, but where i live most have Stern or inboard. .
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
We need outboards because it is shallow in many areas and many of these boaters like to go to a Sandbar and party all day !
@susieq232 жыл бұрын
I love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ that boat!
@Charles534123 жыл бұрын
That Mahi sure wasn't nothing to write home about, let alone fillet out ! Better Luck next time !
@johnnardy48352 жыл бұрын
New drinking game, drink every time he say “bro”. You’ll be smashed in no time.
@normpage64193 жыл бұрын
I didn’t explain the lines very good.what I meant to say was take the bow line and fasten it to the stern line leaving some slack so one person can control the boat from the dock or wall as soon as that person has control of the boat the captain relinquishes control.
@ynech3 жыл бұрын
Nice video.
@johnnyg9023 жыл бұрын
Alfred have you ever made mahi-mahi beef jerky I used to work on the swordfish boats out of San Diego and it was delicious Better than any beef jerky I’ve ever had
@AlfredMontaner3 жыл бұрын
No but let me know how
@normpage64193 жыл бұрын
Having gone thru a lot of locks in upstate New York when we were in boating we would tie a bow line to the stern line when entering a lock,leaving some slack in the line as I would snuggle up to the wall with the boat my wife would get off and control the boat from the wall we had a 42 ft Trojan motor yacht as soon as she was holding the boat to the wall the captain at that point let’s her control the boat
@alanteague27993 жыл бұрын
Looking good a month later. New to this 🥳 party. 46 min. in things start to happen. Your too funny. 59 minutes in you at your best. No stand up in your regular life?? You miss your calling??
@richard_red_643 жыл бұрын
Crooked Pilothouse is the name of Channel.
@gregorymoore65503 жыл бұрын
The Von Traps Salem Massachusetts here!!! Love The Chit Show!!!
@matthewlinus11823 жыл бұрын
Hi been watching you for about 3 months every night after work and I am a fl native been boating all my life How come all the boats with 2 engines or more have such a hard time docking when you can make the boat go sideways
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
Matthew two reasons, 1. lack of knowledge 2. Three currents that confuse many a boater. Another problem that they bring on themselves,, they shut the engines off too soon. Have a nice Day.
@gusuave0073 жыл бұрын
The boat with the children is really down in the water.
@Hefty543 жыл бұрын
You missed the broken boat trailer light.
@denniswildman26983 жыл бұрын
I like your show I'm at tygart lake in grafton wv
@budhunsicker89043 жыл бұрын
Alfred, what camera are you filming with? Thank you in advance 🙏
@davidwooten40022 жыл бұрын
Love the chit show!
@morrisslugg14463 жыл бұрын
If you have deep pockets for a boat rig you’d better precede your purchase with a 4-wheel drive , all wheel drive vehicle before Alfred will give you the bloob-bloob-bloob at the boat ramp !
@adamsadogierski76462 жыл бұрын
They don't know how to put it in four wheel drive , idiots
@beardiesellily3 жыл бұрын
I like the Captain Iglesias
@tompetersen22933 жыл бұрын
watching from vancouver canada
@seikibrian86412 жыл бұрын
Title: "Chit Show is Hilarious until your on it !" * Until *you're* on it.
@willkendrick41063 жыл бұрын
Happy Father's day to you Alfred 🤗
@ilpostino3213 жыл бұрын
I love you videos but when zooming and panning, can you do it slowly? Thanks
@tomtamir41563 жыл бұрын
Don't make fun of that small boat. You don't know what I would do to be on that boat striper fishing in Newburyport, MA. That thing would be the Queen Mary for me.
@claygordon22342 жыл бұрын
Hello form Jacksonville Fl.
@alexmikhael50613 жыл бұрын
''you overtook me in a nowake, you HAD to have seen me!!!'' sigh.... prolly a rental and he was at :55 it has to be out of water on the trailer before :00 or the next full hour will be charged.... or something such as that kina chizza!! :)
@Mardasee3 жыл бұрын
Watching this video was stressful. Mooring and slip rentals are so much easier.
@TimsWorkshopTJY3 жыл бұрын
That ramp has a horrible surface for regular vehicals pulling boats out unless you have 4 wheel drive. The ramps here are as rough as grandma's feet.
@brunocoppola26393 жыл бұрын
They needed a hefty heifer on the back of that thing to get it out of there
@patrickleary23893 жыл бұрын
Ask FWC about Fred. Seems like he would not abandon his grocery store?
@darrisb17273 жыл бұрын
THose pickup need to get 4x4
@jamesanderson24593 жыл бұрын
Just like you show 😎
@randalltitensor63913 жыл бұрын
Looks good on my end
@wayneewald25662 жыл бұрын
Boom boom,thanks to the one in the bi ki ni.
@vinhoi692 жыл бұрын
What's the reason behind the jumping?
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
50 % of the time it helps the traction, the other 50 it actually hurts !
@johnbolton99573 жыл бұрын
What up Al? Been awhile. Hope you have a great father day with family