Don't Fall for this Trap... Boater Eats another Boat ! (Chit Show)

The Chit Show at Black Point Marina in Miami has been a Chit Show.Today we see some of the boat ramp craziness .
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami

[@AnAlaskaHomestead]

36:21 your flag etiquette is impressive. As an Army retiree I appreciate those who respect our flag.

[@koshstephtcb]

Enjoy your channel all the way up in mid coast Maine and I love your conversation and American pride. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us. 💕💕

[@everettjohns886]

Bringing back the good old days with the musicians. That's when music was better. Glad I found your channel. Keep making good content.

[@c.d.6307]

Alfred love the Chittery going on there! Speaking of the heat...I live in AZ, & today is 29 days straight of 110° & over for us. 🥵

[@matthiggs361]

The kids are wearing life jackets because they've seen his previous performances when it comes to docking

[@danaymiranda77]

Alfred the music you added es el lago de los cisne 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnAlaskaHomestead]

After listening to such peaceful music and then 4:57 cut to you cussing out the boat in Spanish was and amazing transition 😂😂😂

[@kerbygator]

I have owned boats and have never had any trouble docking them. I was usually drunk when I was boating, and I still never hit anything or anybody.

[@robertarnold1449]

Enjoy your show. I get a kick out of the temp. complaints. I am here in Yuma, AZ and we hit 116 yesterday, but the humidty was only 22 percent. Thank the Lord for A.C.

[@leonard7736]

Just thank God it's not snowing, can you imagine shoveling snow in that heat. Was 113 here in Arizona City, Az.

[@ethanamldon5657]

Come to the south east it may only get to 100 but that humidity makes it feel like you're drinking the air lol

[@GmanfromTexas]

The only distraction I want is the Chit Show.

[@MikeCharlie911]

Sir, you are always welcome in North Idaho!

[@reneap9049]

I love the conversation my friend!

[@Eastsideadventures]

Nice toys for the water guys. 🤗

[@jesvans]

4:12+ = dock like a boss

[@DarthMaul-mk4mj]

nice day at the Ramp. fell for the guy that WT into the Century. Deep breath and take your time.

[@savethelight]

It's no name beach between Fort Johnson and Fort Sumter. Welcome to Charleston!

[@superbob1548]

much luv.. no disrespect.. cheers from southern illinois..😎💜

[@Kiki-Kauai]

So after 20 years in Hawaii, we finally bought the Zodiac boat of our dreams for these waters. You can see the build on a particular Oregon boat sales website. It’s pretty amazing. But it didn’t take us long to figure out just how much more work trailering it, cleaning it, putting it back in storage etc it is than when we lived on a lake with a boat and our own boat dock. It’s a lot. Now we hardly ever take it out for just the day. We boat camp and it’s super fun. Gives us two days on the water without having twice the work. That’s how we do it. Wish it were in a slip so we could just go right out.

[@gregsheffield7586]

Yep that is absolutely true about Bimini! A friend of mine‘s father writes the guide to underwater Florida as well as ref fish identification and other books and had a house on Bimini. Stayed with them before as well as at the Rockefeller House with a another friend of mine’s father’s company was developed in the island. Beautiful! We would go over there the police would come by just to check on us to see how everybody’s doing and they pull up with an Uzi in their lap always. The runners have their boats up by the house, of course everyone there lives on the water, with no registration on the vote since you don’t need it when it’s on land. Crates and crates of Yamaha engines all in the front yard and at night you can hear them run!

[@HiggsBJ]

One of the top hits so far in 23

[@sailingnuestravida]

Some folks can twerk to ANYTHING….nice musical choice, Alfred.

[@Dubywah]

Good morning Alfred! From NW Georgia...

[@thelostiowan]

I give 5-STARS for the musical interlude at the beginning......Now can daddy sing base??

[@TomRiker-pg6bz]

It is unbelievable how many boat owners don't have the first idea about how their boat works!!

[@kanaletumlinson]

😂my dad smoked cigarettes when we were kids our clothes smelt like smoke all the time it stunk so bad haha not only that but when we would go on road trips his window cracked 2 inches while smoking a pack… we were raised in much different times Alfred! Great video just talking chit brother! Keep them coming!

[@kerbygator]

Yep. Tobacco was one of the first industries in the US. It creates a lot of revenue and taxes. Very important. I smoked for 40 years, and they were less than 50 cents for a pack when I started.

[@user-lq8gy4kz5w]

Hey Alfred! I'm starting to like the tune you play when these fools come in with the radio blaring! Nice job!!!

[@doughibbard7063]

Love Your music. ❤😊

[@paulemond9467]

I love your stories keep it up

[@MrsDzNutz]

Love the classical music lmfao they look stupid at the end for having the radio music on lol xP ✌️🖤🤘🇨🇦

[@outabeat]

Nobody is taking my generator. I keep it stored with 6 gallons of fresh fuel. I learned my lesson a year ago when the power went out and I used the generator to run my fridge, some lights and the TV for Sunday football games.

[@davidbergerson]

Alfred, woo hoo! I went to Milam Elementary as well. Probably earlier than you. It was when Hialeah was only 70% Cuban :) The only teacher names I remember are Ms. Silas (3rd grade) and Mr. Leff (4th Grade.) I remember going to Westland Mall and Farrell's, Dino's Pizza on 103rd showing 3 stooges, and being on the champion Palm Springs Spiders soccer team! About the generator bans, you might want to learn some more about it. This was started in 2006, under GW Bush. It was to study if generators kill people. In CA, where I live now, in 2028 you can no longer buy gasoline generators. You can buy diesel or propane generators. As a native Floridian, I understand the need for a generator because FPL focuses on hospitals and grocery stores after a hurricane. But if you can get a diesel or propane generator, then what is the issue? CA started with bans on small gas engines. It was for health and noise. CA is unlike Florida's geography; there are many elevation changes and you get valley effects. So someone 16 houses away using a gas chain saw or leaf blower you will hear. Now with battery-operated ones, it is not an issue. CA bans the sale of gas generators in 2028, but not the usage.

[@jacquesafley5828]

It was a lot safer back when you were a kid that you kids could go fishing at night by yourself. Nowadays it's too dangerous. It's good you have the memories of fishing with your bro back then. Enjoy your stories along with boat ramp scenes. Enjoy ! 👍😊

[@reneap9049]

Why do you see so many cabin cruisers putting in & taking out. That’s a lot with a boat that size every time you want to go for a ride. We slipped ours, only trailered it if it needed to go to the shop or get new bottom paint. Tennessee River.

[@BANGERS68]

Salty you should go with them tomorrow

[@MikeyDee25]

Yo Alfred, that's Fishman Joe's boy Biden and his crew taking the generators, AC's and gas stoves! Tell him I said so too! FJB.

[@ritahartline1422]

Love your stories, but people should know that back in the day things weren’t as dangerous as they are now. I was raised in Tallahassee and it was an easy going time not like it is now.

[@morellojeff]

I think the city or the marina needs to invest in some cleats on the deck of these docks or even put them on the posts.

[@BigJonLP]

If Joe would stop feeding his friend beef jerky he wouldn't fart

[@chuckb5534]

will you be going to the Annapolis boat show this fall ?????

[@AlfredMontaner]

Yes

[@richardroth7723]

farging icehole shot killers lol

[@keithscudder7136]

Hi Alfred, how's the Grandpa toon coming along ? Does those tubes hold air ?

[@frankmarullo228]

Alfred was the tieki van destroys ? Or was it able to be saved. THANK YOU FRANK FROM MONTANA......

[@davidschneider9237]

Give Hats to cool boaters for advert

[@GhostDrummer]

What’s the purpose of the whistles I hear every once in a while? I’ve been watching this channel for years and I keep meaning to ask.

[@jlc928]

We are not used to the humidity and extreme heat here in Canada but it’s been so hot. Glad we live here, the global warming is at a crisis. One day the southern states will be inhabitable. So sad. Thanks again Alfred. Stay cool y’all.

[@beareptile8678]

Stay in Canada and stop worrying about the South.

[@sloburnjo]

speak for yerself lol here in montreal we have alwaze had humidity

[@BANGERS68]

Well done salty. I had forgotten

[@anthonyethier3622]

is it possible to do some videos on the ocean class 68 or the 65 made by greenline?

[@KM.130]

I saw the video regarding the smugglers. I think the man who allowed them to follow him from Bimini should have notified coast guard way before ever reaching Miami. The smugglers boat had no numbers and should’ve been a clue from the outset.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

I agree. Shady from the get-go.

[@CMill78]

Croc @ 16:24

[@BANGERS68]

Does camerone mean man.

[@BANGERS68]

Is pilch going.

[@user-to9gh1yc2j]

Some people need to stay on land!!

[@robmyers1730]

Good morning! I’m hooked on your grandpa boat progress. Any updates coming?

[@jesvans]

just posted one yesterday

[@robmyers1730]

@@jesvans Thanks!

[@ernestleal6890]

Why does the camera make fish look smaller and make people look bloated like we ate 20lbs of frijoles??? Hahaha great chit show brotha!

[@Neutral1.]

Morning

[@carlosmilos7722]

Alfred, everything in life is political! Politicians create the laws which once passed are turned over to bureaucrats to interpret and enact. The location of roads, placement of stop signs is somewhat straightforward but still subject to political influences for access to the money and/or control of favorable locations. WELL ITS POLITICIANS WITH MAJORITY POWER WHO ARE ATTEMPTING TO TAKE AWAY OUR GENERATORS! AND WE ALWAYS FIND THAT THE POLITICIANS MAKE LAWS THAT TAKE OUR FREEDOMS, OUR MONEY BUT THEY EXCLUDE THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN CONTROL US WHILE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE! IF YOU WANT TO AFFECT THINGS SUCH AS GETTING AND KEEPING A GENERATOR THEN YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR OR AGAINST THE POLITICIANS WHO ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR GENERATORS!

[@tonyarsenault4256]

They are coming for everything including your gas stove. 😒

[@BANGERS68]

Is Fred about

[@kerrycanale9472]

Ya heat index 103 Thursday, it was awful

[@luisc7453]

100% balseros Brother

[@tinamarie56]

I just don't understand why people don't have there lines ready.

[@zapperguy1]

and you lived close to club Rolex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 listening to 2LC

[@markimperial40]

👊🏼👍🏼✌🏼

[@bigE35094]

The Best Damn Show On The Planet ......The Chit Show!!!!!

[@BANGERS68]

We no you do Teresa

[@michaelmalone6858]

Boat use from the man who polishes pontoons? yea OK

[@onpoint8260]

HEY BUDDY DO YOU KNOW IF THE GUYS YOU TALKED TO AT 12:23 WANTS TO SELL THAT BOAT??

[@AlThePal78]

wos why did he not tap it and freaken pushed it so hard

[@patrickpeterson500]

They use a Spring line all determined to run into that onedit both ran and said I wouldn't scruff up to knock off the hugrill it's a Buffalo that's what we had to do buff the getting place who does it and buff it out and that's it and enter boat who you got last week made you look like a fool this time

[@DarbyLDillard]

I’m a 1960 model. Worked outside my entire life. Please stop with how hot it is. It has always been hot in the Summer. We have just been spoiled by easier living along with air conditioning. In the day there was no “heat index” it was just what it was with or without high humidity.

[@thatcrazylawnguy]

That's a staged photo

[@unlimitedj06]

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[@patriciosantibanez5458]

boat fenders are not expensive. Why don't they buy a few? You gonna need them sooner than you think.

[@TairnKA]

It's a shame the Closed Captioning doesn't work. My first thought; "Choose Life", was a anti-suicide message.

[@AlThePal78]

these people need to look at videos on youtube like wth

[@craigduncan643]

No singing please lol 😂

[@MICHAELMIAMI2023]

IT'S NOT a chit show . . . . . its a clown show ! ! ! ! !

[@finpainter1]

The world is mad. Did you here the one to get rid of meat and eat insects

[@quiky305alf]

Tupac & biggie 💪🏼

[@CB500Xoo7]

Found your channel yesterday and been binge watching since. The commentary is my faiv part acere 😂😂😂💪🫶 smashed that like and sub. 💪🫶

[@shanewells9067]

I heard the Republicans want to take away your boats lmfao

[@logpile1318]

Only the democrats would be insane enough to outlaw portable generators

[@gregsheffield7586]

Can’t really blame them for crashing, nothing screams and experience more than buying a Yamaha jet boat. Well up there with any bow rider, Bayliner, fun liner or in/out! Lmao. at least the pontoon deck boats serve a fun purpose! Lmao

[@ross6343]

Someone who whiskey throttles into another boat doesn't deserve to be on the water acting as a captain...

[@velindaasam1724]

Please put life vests on kids! Adults should wear them too,set a good example! Keep everyone safe.🛟🦺