Chloe "Toast"

Chloe loves Toast!
Written and performed by Drew Droege, Directed by Jim Hansen with Jesse James Rice
"Amazing" by Hi Fashion. Available on iTunesitunes.apple.com/us/artist/hi-...

[@lethalchopsticks]

8 years later and it's still funny AF.

[@pattyofurniture694]

Nine years too

[@clomaster5000]

Also, ten years (;

[@MikeyHope]

I think this may be the best one

[@literallyallthingsonice]

11!

[@johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021]

11 years later it’s still funny.

[@inkajoo]

12 years later and still grateful for Chloe teaching us the process

[@HangryinBrussels]

How do we get Gen-Z to rediscover it an post it all over tiktok?

[@pjd.6008]

a decade later, and this is still somehow relevant and funny af.

[@mycee2226]

Not once in the last eleven years have I been able to make toast without saying "there's a simple process to create a to-ast."

[@livimccauley202]

I don't give a crap if you don't like my hat cuz I know it's amazing

[@nudge9]

Toäst.

[@mousepudding]

Why does this never get old?! Total perfection, but I would love to have seen Chloe pop out of a toaster slot when she says, "Oh! Your to-ast is ready."

[@wshutes]

The fact that the grocery store aisle picture is a 1990s Western Pennsylvania Giant Eagle thrills me more than I can possibly say.

[@hazelshade10]

My whole family has been pronouncing ‘toast’ wrong for a decade because of this video.

[@melaniabladeofmiquella]

Its recently come to my attention that I love Chloe

[@sensate2000]

I've watched this so many times I've lost count.

[@starcat17]

* because it's AMAZING... 😘😘😘

[@starcat17]

"at the First Annual Memorial for Ideas... " Who knew?!? Thanks, Chloe! :)

[@MikeyHope]

That single phrase is the most concentrated comedy genius ever.

[@PrecociousFriand]

I'm pretty sure I know every word of it at this point including when to say Ah, ah, mazing between the lines.

[@filipzawistowski4390]

JESUS Christ like 8 years ago me and my friends used to watch this all the time at Uni, haven't seen it since then and it just randomly popped into my mind, I still know ALL the words 🤣 Good to know I can never remember where I put my keys but this is stuck forever in my brain ❤️

[@badwater]

I just watched this for the 4,785th time and laughed my head off once again. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

[@flipsyboy]

Of all of the Drew Droege routines as Chloe Sevigny, this is the funniest of all... because it's the most obscure, because "to-ast" is his funniest pronunciation, because the music is so great, and because it's so hilarious when he takes the world's tiniest bite from the toast at the very end.

[@anonnative9076]

My love of actual-Chloe Sevigny is only matched by my love of Drew's Chloe! This is the most hilarious ish, I can't stop cackling! *says gogurt's squirts 50 times in a row*

[@wahn10]

"I don't give a crap if you don't like my hat. Because I know it's amazing." A coup de grass at the end. Thank you Drew. You're amazing.

[@heruchai]

9 years later and it's still hilarious

[@SonnySkye]

My roommate used to say "Toest" - now i know where she got it from!

[@michfra1551]

Still loving this in 2021! Love you to Chloe!

[@phantomframe]

TEN YEARS AGO and still plays as funny as if they made it yesterday. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@davidmohan1095]

I actually started eating King's Hawaiian because of this, so they should pay Drew.

[@lottejacobi]

9 years later and it's still funny AF #toest

[@f33rcetv34]

still iconic

[@ThisisRubbishlo]

Every time I watch these videos I burst with joy and laughter. Brilliant.

[@zaicalian6020]

R.I.P. DJ Frankie Knuckles. He's conversing about irony with God now.

[@IglooDweller]

Chloë, please come back! We need you now more than ever!

[@BexCatherder]

I fucking love Chloë Sevigny! She's so on target with everything. I am going to make toast now and celebrate her perfection!

[@jas1000]

I still come back to this for a laugh

[@superhetoric]

*attempts to have conversation about fassbinder in 2020*

[@JeremyYost]

I'm back 12 years later to watch this because I love toe-ahst

[@AmericasComic]

for the past 9 years, I've watched this a billion times and only recently did I just lose it at her posture right at the beginning.

[@superhetoric]

very antm

[@flamingowen]

I love you Drew. You make me laugh and that's pure gold.

[@EmpressStubble]

OMG, my friend was making toast and I put this video on and just when Chloe said 'Oh, your toast is ready' THE TOAST POPPED UP AHHHHH

[@EternalExodus]

this has to be one of my favorite videos on youtube. I love that this was like 5 years before american horror story: hotel as well. hilarious!

[@TribalSpacemanTV]

I've been watching this on a weekly basis lately.

[@JeremyYost]

Toast is the best one. I often create a toast.

[@gabrielcervo]

"Have a conversation about ....irony" LMAO

[@poultrypower89]

i'm in love with this. i've watched it 16 times today

[@Ken15643]

"The First Annual Memorial for Ideas" LOLOLOLOL

[@jas1000]

Never gets old...it's the best one.

[@lushrimbaughiii]

I didn’t realize until I recently watched several Chloë Sevigny interviews how absolutely dead on this impression of her was 😂😂

[@Roman888]

The way he says "grill" makes me LOL endlessly.

[@trickytoro]

The intro is so brilliant, keeps it fresh and interesting. Love it!

[@JamesTwelves]

...I never get enough of this...

[@teeniebeenie8774]

BRILLIANT....LUV U DAHLING....MORE

[@frostbluez]

The first annual memorial for ideas

[@FrederSnorlax]

this is really cool and good.

[@thecitizenjoan]

Why am I just seeing this!!? I will never be able to pronounce Toast the same way again

[@gastronamour8398]

13 years later and I come back to this bc it’s perfection

[@jacobcmills]

over and over and over and over!!!!!

[@CherryPiePictures]

I think you are hysterical! The clips are absolutely fantastic and well shot too! More, more, more!

[@kaeyasmaid7367]

Love u chlow

[@noextrai]

so chloe

[@ourhands2862]

Love this!!!

[@poshislove]

0:04 LOL AT THAT POSE!

[@ccancrov1]

It’s very high fashion/osteoporosis

[@malinkenzi]

I love you, Chloe (Drew). This made my entire week.

[@hanaharada4396]

Just listened to an interview with this guy on Eat My Podcast. It ruled. He's so good.

[@RichardJockDavis]

I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS!!!

[@mariasaha8303]

12 years and I still come back because it is the one thing that will cure any blue. I raise my Toast to you.

[@NextToToddliness]

These videos helped raise me.

[@chrisj0509]

This is the best Chloe video

[@Divorceja]

I literally have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard

[@goodboyniko]

a decade later, she's still not eating toest, but a still untoasted king's hawaiian sweet bread

[@accalloway1950]

LOL WONDERFUL!

[@BerkeleyRadical]

Brilliant! I love you Drew! You created such an amazing pretentious vapid fashionista character and I just can't stop watching.

[@tita4ewa]

I've never been happy to have insomnia till I found this series. This shit is amazing.

[@angelices]

I love your videos! I've watched all of them today over and over again!

[@reginadelreal9623]

I finally found it!!! ❤

[@Brownstynn]

This. Is. Perfection.

[@claudiodusi1956]

First anual memorial for ideas Lol brilliant

[@jas1000]

the best one!!!!

[@dustinwashere]

This helps me live life. SO GOOD!

[@punkasshit]

You bring me much joy!

[@TommyShlong]

Toäst. Just as relevant today as it was 13 years ago

[@bogoas81]

It's funny because it's a very sharp satire of Chloe Sevigny.

[@2Lauralu2]

Saw someone with Kings Hawaiian Sweet Bread today and I burst out laughing because of this video and I looked crazy. Thanks Chloe.

[@laureltreeful]

pure gold

[@acroyryn]

I never want to forget this, thank you orphans ❤

[@keavinmurcia7026]

Honestly am so happy he got a spot in bobs burgers, otherwise I would have never known about this 😭

[@macktrav2001]

by far her best one!! LMAO keep em coming honey you are brilliant

[@literallyallthingsonice]

How she says Bread KILLS ME.

[@christownsend7552]

Obesity and Speed.

[@jas1000]

I bought a shirt from them once but I think the company is now long gone

[@malloryknox6802]

@@jas1000 wait it actually existed?

[@purplepartyiguana]

I finally bought some King's Hawaiian sweet bread today because I actually found a small package of it. I ate it all before I could make toast though.

[@kuklboi]

christ I can't get enough!

[@EASink]

loves it.

[@lefiusleftnut9012]

0:54 SO CUTE, the original iPhone was tiny!

[@clairestokoe123]

This is truely hilarious

[@DeanCruddace]

Ok that's a little mental. I like it.

[@clairestokoe123]

its cool isnt it

[@DeanCruddace]

Watched about another 10 of them. I may have over Chloe'd

[@clairestokoe123]

lol

[@pootieapplewater3408]

It will be raining in the region of Brenda Blethyn!

[@cgoede67]

You are better than sweet bread, Drew!!! Brilliant!

[@mulatso7959]

Very good, yet insanely specific.

[@kalevala29]

I wonder if the real Chloe gets the joke. I guess Drew read an interview with her and she just endlessly dropped names. I think he thought is was kind of ridiculous.

[@ricovelas]

I don't give a crap if you don't like my hat, cause I know it's amazing!

[@hollywoodartchick]

Drew can do anything

[@joecalisto3053]

can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@unacquainted]

Genius.

[@TheMessagesProject]

I love Chloe... more, more, more! Amazing humor... the best this side of the Rockies.

[@StarcraftAlphaBeta]

I watched this over 10 times in 2 days

[@jasonhoganofficial]

Brilliant.... A-a-a-ma-zing!

[@canseeproductions]

A-A-Amazing