You Can't Smoke with Just Anyone - Leonard Ouzts

[@samisoniosborne5288]

“Do some at home shit in public” 😂💀

[@neuro7046]

I swear i did that i was so blazed at this restaurant and i kicked my feet up on the table seconds later realizing im in public 😭😭

[@reddsmoke904]

I caught myself doing that several tines high. I be doing my lil dances in public 😭😭😭

[@nikag5217]

Talking to yourself out loud OR in lil goofy ass voices like "oh shit, I'm in the public" you walk that right off real smooth too lol

[@reddsmoke904]

@@nikag5217 I DO THAT TOO LMAO especially Thinking out loud

[@nikag5217]

@@reddsmoke904 lmao 😂 right? Those be the times you step one foot out the door and think "I should prolly wait"...and then keep walking. You're bound to do some "at home" shit that day.

[@tinathomas7659]

Juicy Jaw? 😂😂😂 "I said kush, not quiche." 😂 His set was 👌👌

[@bighomieJ5X]

I'm dead , he said ,"I can smell the oxygen" 🤣🤣🤣 wtf

[@ripgoose27]

It’s Gon rain next Thursday 😂

[@KOLAkola]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thevillageidiot6969]

he not lying tho, it really do be like that lmao

[@vsvaysolini]

That’s called petrichor

[@digitaldom222]

“Tell me the story while I HAVE the blunt “ 😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisPMiami]

The best line in there lmao

[@bonethugsfiend]

That's one of the truest things I've ever heard. That should be an official stoner rule.

[@darrellhanson1840]

That's so true

[@loxxovvoxxol2896]

Cracking line, and delivery - we always used to call it the microphone for that reason

[@FlaSoulCat]

Def the best line....GREAT timing

[@TobyIsAWoman]

"Kesha said what?They gon fire her."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great set.

[@shayboogie3682]

Haaa! We don’t even have to be in HR... OR have heard the story to know he’s correct 😂

[@allann5256]

@@shayboogie3682 Thats another write up

[@MelsAnimatedDomain]

Bruh, "Tell me the story while I got the blunt"... I'm so guilty of that 😂, my bad!

[@terrymiller111]

"You gone be smokin' or passin'?"--Roach, Next Friday

[@terrancekayton007]

LOL

[@robertpate6241]

Guilty!

[@peters10456170]

Then you don't get no story or no weed 😂

[@oghash4912]

🤣

[@justteezy91]

I don't smoke nothing that requires equipment 💯

[@joebrito3192]

@View Bot he buys his smoke and just looks at it imagining what it would feel like to be high

[@iamglance1525]

your heating element is giving you the dirtiest look rn 😭💀

[@jjsparks8486]

“Let me make sure the front doors locked🔒” I’m dead 💀💀 no cap

[@Weshinewegrow]

Dawg, that’s a must!!! 😂😂😭

[@EdSuavePerez]

Bruh you do not understand how true that is, i double, triple make sure 😂

[@rawuncut6890]

That’s me when I eat mushrooms 😂😂 except I make sure the door is UNLOCKED 😭 I gotta be able to escape

[@neuro7046]

@@rawuncut6890 LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@edwingonzalez7691]

I be smoking outside behind my house and still lock the front door

[@5am_Brown]

This guy knows how to work a crowd 😂😂

[@Veratheprettiest]

Fr everyone was hyped up 😆😆

[@AlexisJFord]

"Tell me the story while I got the blunt" lmfaoooooo

[@ChocolateSundaes]

🗣🗣🗣

[@celliet5780]

The thumbs down are people that don't wanna be around you when you're high.

[@Eblis840]

They didn't know how to put the welders helmet on.

[@817Moon]

The thumbs down is for people who never have they own weed to smoke

[@slaughtsthoughts3030]

Lmfao “I said kush not quiche” 🤣

[@godvibesonly7137]

😂😂💀💀that was literally genius

[@wensleymichel505]

Im so high right now i was like yeah nice one keesh .. that aint even a word :

[@blackorfeu7]

The way comedians' minds work is really amazing bc I'm willing to bet he built the first part of this bit around the question "How can I tell a good joke about eatin boogers?"

[@jojosmom8819]

Who is this guy?! I was literally smoking watching this and I almost bust my gut! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Put him in the game, Coach! 👌🏾

[@YlecaraOibur]

The only to watch chocolate sundaes is by getting high watching 😂❤

[@NitaKerns]

Shit, the other day my Ma came over and we got too high to order weed from the dispo. We were both sitting there, stoned out of our gourds, trying to pull up the dispo menu, trying to figure out what we wanted and how much money it was. After like 10 solid minutes of us concentrating so hard, I just looked at her and said "Ma, I think we're too fkn high to do this. right now" And she was just like "Damn, Ive never been too high to buy weed, but I guess there's a first for everything." We managed to get it together tho, and ordered us some more bud. I love my Ma!

[@mrpopularfromdowntow]

What a story. I enjoyed it js

[@jeromegreen3654]

your mother shouldn't your best friend nerd

[@flyguy4211]

@@jeromegreen3654 Whew...that's ok. I thought he was gonna bang his Ma!

[@1murkeybadmayn]

@@flyguy4211 oh my phucking god! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NitaKerns]

@@flyguy4211 Im a chick and that woman taught me countless things, including how to roll a joint, so I will PRAISE her. 🙌

[@KiamKweli]

"That boy good".

[@reddsmoke904]

"Good and turrible." 😭😭😭 jk just wanted to add to the joke lol

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

whole else binge watching these comedy gold.

[@colinbowers8813]

"That's another write up..." oh lawd 🤣

[@shayboogie3682]

Keisha yo cousin, huh 🤔 We know, honey 😂 Something ain’t right wit dat girl 😒😌

[@jamesjames6957]

I HATE smoking with people that wet the blunt up😂😂😂 i dry it off with a lighter just so they know 😂😂😂

[@Lukemasonmedia]

“Tell me the story while I got the blunt” I am guilty of sometimes talking with the blunt cause I’ll be too high to realize what I’m doing 😂

[@leviroch]

Said by me on more than one occasion: "ITS A BONG, NOT A FUCKING MICROPHONE!!!"

[@tim.noonan]

@@leviroch but it’s the talking blunt… why else does it get passed around? 😂

[@kiarabrooks7842]

He was fucking awesome love more comedy from this guy

[@motsapiramatlapeng7571]

Bless the algorithm for throwing this my way 🤣🤣

[@PrettyDope]

Facts cause I deep belly laughed lmaooo

[@FizzBeam22]

You shouldn’t be able to dislike a video without leaving a detailed description of why you dislike it come on KZbin

[@shayboogie3682]

Right???

[@Hitchflow]

It’ll be something stupid and not related to the jokes he’s telling people be weird. “He’s not funny I don’t like how he wears his clothes.” Type ish

[@shayboogie3682]

This fool said “Put the welding hat on”! 😂😂😂 -. NGL, I would have stayed too, Mkay (y’all noticed that part of the story was left out right? 😉)

[@artist3gaming897]

I've never heard a eating my boogers joke... That was fire

[@innertubez]

“How was I breathing with that in my nose?!”

[@Rylee_G]

"33% precipitation" broke me

[@MartyBee414]

This man is funny as hell! He Got me crying laughing lmfaoooo

[@pauliek6293]

Smoking jokes are usually corny. This guy was on point though

[@LearningToLove..]

The jokes hit better when you’re actually a smoker that’s why lol Some comedians try to be hip.. & you can’t be hip/funny about some shxt you don’t understand 🥴

[@LearningToLove..]

On point!

[@03babytim29]

🤣🤣

[@williamhampton8294]

I love seeing my boy from greenbrier getting on

[@pauliek6293]

@@user-2Hteyasizyc lol what

[@Fsuholley]

This was one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard. I believe the reason it was so funny it’s because everything he said was absolutely true.

[@LearningToLove..]

“I don’t know when you gon see me”. Lol okay!

[@JAY88220]

“Tell me the story while I got the blunt” 😂✅

[@Jenniemorgan7]

Sometimes my stories take so long even I don’t want to keep struggling through it.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@kevinAPapaof2]

“Tell me the story while I’m hitting the blunt” 😭😭

[@losbebeast8449]

The worst thing is when you're at a party or get together and someone who didn't even bring anything to smoke wanna hold on to the blunt and tell you a full length story, man pass the damn blunt! Smh

[@chuckiebrownbfly]

Bro I didn't know if to like or thumbs down cause them niggas get two thumbs down. Plus side to COVID pandemic, I smoke alone or with my girl

[@Pointofitall]

:”Put the welding helmet on” 😂

[@tomikameans2437]

Thank for speaking the truth!!!

[@tatertae5730]

The blunt be like a microphone too. You be thinking damn they really feeling my story when really they wondering when you passing that shit.

[@MsMalina24]

He said “OLE FAKE SHITTTTT “ 💀😂💀

[@veronicaelliott6531]

Very proud to have been able to hear the real thing in abundance thank you please keep doing what do

[@bullybags5321]

This dude is funny as $#%!

[@keithkeefer9954]

Everybody does some at home shit in public but yours that was hilarious you win the golden medal 🏅

[@MrStatikBOOM]

“Tellll me the story when I got the blunt “ 😭😭

[@celliet5780]

This guy gotta do the "how to" for all beginning smokers!

[@ghostmusic769]

I need to find more content with his comedy. This guy has IT!

[@faceouterspace]

😂😁🤣😂😁LEONARD OUZTS 🤣😁😂😂🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏👏🔥THIS WAS 1 TO REMEMBER🔥💯THANK YOU🤣😁😂😁

[@manhathaway]

This set was fire all the way through. Fuck yeah, picked me right back up today.

[@chillkid007]

The way he made something so nasty into something so fun is beyond me. 😂😂😂

[@cameronshack8120]

"Bitch, I don't know when you gon see me!"...lmao! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@pinkdoll3578]

Every sentence is a separate gold nugget.

[@v4vannatta521]

Every line, love this dude, he's got lots of great quality stand up, too! It's an art when you can make people laugh while tellin the truth :D

[@ZimuSA08]

"Niggas kill me with that shit" - Lives in my mind rent free😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tomahawk8989]

He Put the welding helmet on😂

[@shayboogie3682]

He totally did... and then stuck around when the baby dragon came out... 😂😅😅😅 I get it ... 🙃

[@jakingallah3801]

“Tell be the story while I got the blunt!!”!!!!!!

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

"How was I breathing with that in my nose?!" LMAO

[@keithkeefer9954]

Get your smoking etiquette together people that was hilarious

[@luckylefty8741]

Ok P.A.N.I.C 2000 salute my young homie. VSU VSU I LOVE IT!!

[@brandonderrick006]

A Star is born.

[@shakiid7]

nah nah nah this nigga is too real too funny and mad fucking authentic i wanna see more of him fr

[@LearningToLove..]

“Ate two of the boogers” lmaooo I’m on the grounddddd

[@nasvsan6191]

This the best Stand up I have EVER SEEN. I aint never smoked a day in my life either. Bro hittin with every single line

[@bababire]

Dude pissing in an elevator in a movie is one of the funniest thing ever.

[@ThatGuyEclipz330]

"....this fen to be a Snapchat relationship!"😂😂😂

[@WordvsThem8484]

He keeps the Punch-Lines coming and knocks you OUT💪🤯🤣🤪🤣

[@HiphopPushpromo]

hilarious, told a common themed joke about weed but in a different way. Much props!

[@shawndrekawilliams2564]

I love this guy!!

[@jthin2081]

I smoked weed/grass in Amsterdam, that is a whole nother experience.

[@kelynnmobley3900]

Whoever said "haha welding" Lmaooo I'm happy they had a good time 😭😭😭

[@jameschawkinsart]

Funny man! Just found a new addition to my favorite comedians

[@SykeThrone]

EYYYYYYYY THIS WAS FIRE🔥🔥

[@ModernFormulas]

Genius: "tell me the story while I have the blunt"... ITS SO SIMPLE!!

[@MJFlairs]

Tell me the story while I got the blunt 🤣

[@ksdoctv313]

I laughed the whole time 😂😂

[@gunslingerracing5099]

Every word was truth love it thats whats up

[@juststone2921]

“ Ash the blunt ni**a “ 🤣🤣🤣 felt that one .. Hate that shit

[@thatguypal9955]

This guy is sharp. Love his style!!

[@ccvee7287]

"High people love stories" 🤣🤣 Truest words ever spoken

[@rickynance8411]

😂😂😅😅 This dude got me crampin in my side😅😅😅😅

[@terrancekayton007]

“Well.. idk when you’re going to see me“ 🤷🏿‍♂️💨

[@jaykaynum5569]

0:01 to 2:02 was😂😂😂😂😂. Can't wait to hear the rest 💯

[@bigtreydamonsta8110]

This dude is hilarious 😂😂

[@tamifreeman2555]

Nothing like sitting here high, with a big jumbo bag of sour Skittles is great timing from for the recommendation video. :)

[@curtistinemiller4646]

Put the welding hat on?.LOL.

[@evamonroy8110]

I liked every comment as this former loyal pothead should. He KILLED me.😂🤣

[@ericadams214]

That booger joke was fucking hilarious.. Lmao

[@DanielleBrewer78]

My day will be great! To laughs THIS HARD in The a.m?

[@yawdbwoydeanr8musicgroup611]

Funnier than I thought

[@BobbyPolite87]

That's a crazy set, the baby dragon hurt me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿💯

[@nostalgicgamer1363]

This dude is hilarious!! He don’t smile or laugh at his own stuff he serious but hilarious

[@13Babeloe]

He is very funny 😂😂👏🏽

[@bridgeboysdk4915]

I pulled up in the wrong drive way today... that’s how I knew my gas was some fire fr 😭😂

[@taricunn]

My cousin is funny as hell. Much luv from ya fam bro

[@thefalseshepherd6870]

Going to look this up immediately

[@keybro]

He is such a good comic.

[@WarZone84]

Perfect set. Great timing and delivery.

[@jaymarlee4327]

Boy damn near killed me...nachos and nonstop funny... entire Dorito damn near went down the wrong pipe

[@AikiraBeats]

yo he is spot on with those weed stories describes me and home girl

[@Raytapia407]

The story telling one is too accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@connorcasper]

This should go in the library of congress

[@enjoyyourself7455]

"a snap chat relationship" I'm dyin' 🤣🤣🤣