I Got Suspended for Being a Drunk Teacher - Dave Helem

Comedian by night, a teacher by day - Dave Helem was a jack of many trades. This jack took it a little too far when a classroom game turned into a two-week suspension. Watch to hear one of Dave Helem's hilarious teaching experiences.
Original Filming Date 3/4/18
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[@KingVo1]

I was one of his students at the school he was talking about, and I assure you everything he said in this set is true 😂

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@lcarn500]

Are u the half transformer lol

[@shaneh9591]

Does kesha in fact stank? :D

[@KingVo1]

@@lcarn500 naw 😂 he was an underclassmen, but Dave was my homeroom/math teacher

[@KingVo1]

@@shaneh9591 I think he was just using that as an example of how the game was played, but I seen some of his other bits and peeped that he mix his stories with the other schools he taught at, so maybe 😂

[@ms.crystalynn2861]

😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ he worst then the students 😂😂😂😂

[@StupiderWithAB]

To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. Give me a chance 🙌😀🙌🙌🙌

[@StoneyLover93]

😂 right

[@jillruff1655]

*than, not "then" ...ummm, You sure _YOU_ not one of the students? Lol jk. I don't want to cyber fight. Let's be friends... with benefits. 😘😜🤪🙃

[@martinhanley1372]

@@jillruff1655 stole my reply lmfao

[@giftedlift3354]

@@jillruff1655 😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

Precious story had me DEAD AF!1🤣🤣

[@cuoy13]

Man, first time I heard him tell that story was back in 2015, Chicago. It was funny funny then and it's funny still lmao.

[@nthabix]

I need to rewatch Precious while high

[@bighomieJ5X]

@@nthabix please do 😂😂

[@TobyIsAWoman]

When he started describing Precious I fell to the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@melany7988]

I’m so slow at first I was like I don’t remember that part in precious 😂 🤦🏾‍♀️☠️

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@justin3kub]

🤣🤣🤣 meeeee tooo

[@mrsetamayple]

Lol when he mentioned Puff daddy I was like wtf 😳 😅😂😂😂😂

[@melany7988]

@@mrsetamayple 😂😂 me too that’s when I caught on

[@tommywright3rd]

Me too !!!!!!!!!!

[@jwilliamcosby]

When I realized he was talking about Biggie, I hoooooooollerd laughing! 🤣

[@alireid5874]

it was the Secret Roast Game 😂

[@gidgetmoore-hopper2286]

The secret roast...comedians keep me going...Quantavius...The Precious movie scene remix....😂😂😂😂😂

[@paindavisva9967]

Brrrruuuhhh the Precious to Biggie joke had me dying. I was in here like "wait, that ain't happen in Precious" 😂😂😂😂

[@MoneyWalkBobby]

Me Too! 🤣🤣

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

@Major M same I’m like “crack cocaine?!?”

[@Theres0nly1me]

I swear that part took me tf out🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

[@whyydee]

Man him being a drunk teacher could be a TV series

[@Appachoppa112]

Notorious P R E

[@ChocolateSundaes]

underrated comment LOL

[@mrsetamayple]

You’re going to hell 😂😂😂😂

[@muchograndee]

Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show definitely 🤣🤣

[@dhelem]

That is hilarious!

[@MemyBurosi]

Dayum CSCS ya farreal helarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@spacekadebt1641]

"In both of her stomachs" I'm dying 😭

[@HerLovesBooks]

He is calling the kids savage. They get it from him. This guy is hilarious and a horrible teacher!!! 😂💀😂

[@Nothingatall1984]

My math teacher in high school used to play movies at least 2 or three times a week!☠️😂

[@thedredgod]

that nigga was recovering 🤣🤣🤣

[@LateefahABrown]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garrickbrim]

Hilarious

[@sneekizzle7127]

What math movie was put on? I’m curious 👀

[@MrAhmedrocks234]

MATH 😭

[@kuntryboynoona1107]

Lol the minute he said crack on a plate under the bed I automatically knew wtf he was talking bout 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrfaceoff23]

Right. It took people way too long to catch on 😂😂😂

[@michellemiller8098]

Lol. He did not give noooo phucks . A negative 100 on the the scale😂😅😂

[@tayartbae8406]

Him telling the woman to stop had me weak

[@Yawdan]

Lol the Precious bit killed me lol

[@Harvester88]

Bruh when I realized who he was talking about I was in tears.

[@morganross-brown8066]

Ikr😂 BIGGIE is so missed. It took a moment for me to realize what he was leading up to. He don't need to smoke!

[@queencsworld5994]

He is too funny 😂 gon put 4 different movies in one and bought weed from the 21 year old sophomore 😭😭

[@Soopology]

He tore down the whole set 😂 “half transformer”

[@terrylucas630]

He don’t need that teaching job, he 💯🔥 as a comedian.

[@Shrimpslider]

I realised what movie he was talking about when he brought up the crack under the bed scene. 😂😂😂

[@426AM]

EASILY lmfaooooo “mashed potatoes”

[@Xyz123Etc..]

Woooooow bruh that was flipping hilarious when he mixed Precious and Biggies stories I was yelling laughing

[@AD-ev3vc]

It’s the Quantavious reach around for me 😂😂😂

[@LateefahABrown]

I have ADHD worse than my students. If I put a movie on, we’ll wind up across the street at the corner store buying scratch offs. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[@ROKTTakeOff]

😂

[@britt.any_time]

🤷🏻‍♀️ still slightly less inappropriate than the roast match game lmfao

[@sheltonfoye6962]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@andybean3654]

LMAO!!!

[@ladyashton3342]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ghostform9100]

Let him tell his story lady!

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂

[@ta2pzxlla895]

Right, she sound like Jurassic Park and shit "AAAAH!" LMAO

[@GiftsbyChosen]

She bout to be the butt of his next set though😂😂

[@martavious650]

And that’s why I stopped buying weed from quantavious

[@peacebalancetruth]

😄😂

[@om3667]

I ain't even peep that till I read this! Buying weed from his students

[@nthabix]

I need to start being his customer

[@markesgrant]

We need a longer set from this guy!

[@mrmone6023]

Hell yea quick too 😂😂

[@iveywebb]

These are FACTS 💯

[@dhelem]

Thank you!

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

noooo noooo 😅😅😂 he killed me with the biggie comparison

[@greatnessisthegoal]

Yo! He taught at my high school. Never had him as a teacher though. Now I wish I was in them classes 😂 fire set

[@Lenasevilla-yb4ei]

Cap 🧢

[@airiescap82]

He was hilarious from beginning to end! I need him to do more!

[@mrmone6023]

Hell yeah I gotta keep in eye out on bro

[@ungoyone]

The second he said she took the boombox out and started battling I immediately thought of the Biggie clip of him turning that fool out in front of the store. When he kept going I just started dying. Dude is funny.

[@blakrumba]

Him fuckin up Precious had me dyyying 🤣🤣

[@stutteringcris468]

"As a 21 year-old sophomore" Lmfao!!

[@mackvsop8023]

After dating a teacher I figured out what movie day was 😂

[@christophermichael5764]

The precious story is culturally black comedic genius at its finest!

[@HoumanSebghati1]

Without blinking this has to be one of the most spontaneous performances I've ever seen. Definition of real. Mature but yet playful. I hope this comedian will have success. Work on your material King. I hope you're seeing this. Peace!

[@danielleshanell1243]

🗣️Das kesha das kesha, she stank 🤣🤣🤣

[@xlady7772]

We all had that teacher that loved showing movies turn off the light and nod😳😅😅 at least he was honest ijs

[@diamondback4522]

My middle school teacher used to play movies and lay on the floor behind his desk🤣🤣🤣

[@URNOTADJ]

I cannot praise this bit enough. Genius.

[@charleswife]

He is hilarious but the audience howling is cracking me up 😹

[@jeremyjones8917]

Jit said half transformer😂

[@tre.jluster2574]

I’m stealing that secret roast game

[@tc47440]

Me too! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mushmouf1400]

You tryna be stopping fights all day lol

[@BigBrothaDynamite]

My kids would abuse this game! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@v8trax]

That shit had me dying... precious is Biggie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

[@hancockhustle9526]

My homie since the 5th grade. Good shit Dave. Bring out those 1990 Mc Hammer pants. 😂

[@thetiger117]

Worked in education 1 year, did similar things to this. My mid day nap game was legendary

[@ungoyone]

Been watching this clip at least once a day for the past week. Shit gets me every time.

[@alfredgifford2977]

It got funnier when the crowd started to catching on .He made that comparison that Precious was Biggie.

[@Perfectdancing]

I almost ran off the road laughing at this foolishness. Damn Precious

[@THATOVOKID]

I haven't seen Precious, so that story sounded pretty true lmao

[@lovegoddess2040]

Subliminal 😂

[@theGxldBoy]

this has to be the hardest joke i've ever heard . precious .

[@floridaboykane]

This reminds me of Jamie foxx on the foxxhole when he called her “Notorious Precious”😂🤣

[@acamp162]

That's exactly what I was thinking!

[@liberatedilla]

This dude is God tier lol 😂

[@MaoTseFunkadelic]

1:18 THATS KEISHA

[@StanleyMalbroughRoninHD]

Why is the Precious bit so funny bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@-o-light8863]

She thinks she is in school and the teacher as her for her input😂😂 " I know! I know! Hey!"

[@DGot14U]

The audience sounds like they could be his students.

[@esean1367]

"Precious" Story......Daaaamn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@426AM]

Bruh no lie that game sound FIRE lmfao “that’s Keisha!” 💀🤦🏾‍♂️

[@blah596]

The precious bit had me absolutely fucking DYING, my lungs are tryna run the fuck away I'm coughing up last week's kush 😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@danyelleterry2138]

He's hilarious! I can't with him!!

[@quincywright2821]

Quantaivius Keyonta Washington...guess his race,?🤣🤣🤣🤣...he was so on point!🤣🤣🤣

[@ajaniwright3731]

He really drug Biggie into this😂

[@theleopardsociety4845]

TOO many ex-teachers go into the comedy game loooolllllll!!!!!!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@DRDR3ADSA]

Nobody gonna mention the Biggie voice 😂 😂 💀

[@MillionaireHoyOriginal]

Thought that was Raekwon in the thumbnail

[@oratiletsimatsima9643]

Me too😂😂

[@abj5791]

For real tho 😂

[@davidleonard7439]

The Chef

[@StevenAllotey]

He does look like Raekwon

[@Nephibis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@v8trax]

Seen this Biggie skit before and now he perfected it. 🔥🔥🔥

[@jahgol]

I look to my right and I see Patrice Oneal in the suggested videos. This guy makes the roast so awkward and he love's it. The crowd are like no, wait, but he is yes we are going there. This was great.

[@WinterSo1dier]

He should’ve played 187 with Samuel L Jackson… give those kids some fear of the teachers lol

[@trissues3128]

“Both of her stomachs” ... 🤭🐄 dead. 😳😂

[@solaraslays]

so nobody gonna mention how he said she got shot in BOTH her stomachs? ☠️☠️☠️

[@oc6617]

That was funny. But he was rapid firing way deeper jokes than that

[@keyanajerome3240]

Yooo that Precious joke was TOO FUNNY 😭

[@jodybreeze1095]

I had a drunk teacher too freshman year. I literally watched gladiator and Troy twice every week 😂

[@reggiesfarts6651]

This dude is a menace 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vinnydeville4675]

😂😂😂😂😂 he killed that

[@justicejoycetv]

@2:15 *Shocked he didn't roast the woman interrupting. Like, Patric O'neal or Bernie Mac would have flameeddd her.* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ToyaWilliams]

I shouldn't be laughing but i was lmaooooo

[@reidbuecs8264]

i dont think ive ever seen anything as dangerous as comedy

[@jasminegrace788]

We need more teachers like him

[@quanyenwashere]

As a 21 year old sophomore I know you know better 😭

[@keetopuffs]

My high school business teacher kept vodka in his coffee cup 😆

[@OddSoxDj]

Lol my p.e teacher was always blazed... Then a mate and myself busted him smoking one day and then I ended up selling him shit for ages after... Good times lol

[@Rain-ws2yd]

Yoooooo that makes me think was that really coffee in my teachers mug😂😂😂😂😂

[@erniemcgee3828]

Half transformer….. he killed me!!

[@ronniestepney8217]

Half a transformer!! 😂😂😂

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

This is the hardest Ive laughed at one of these showz..classic

[@GiftsbyChosen]

OMG that was our English teacher in high school😂😂😂😂it only took us a few days to realize it wasn't coffee in her thermal😂😂😂😂 Now I need for someone to explain WTH is a 1/2 transformer🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂

[@danielbailey9049]

Transformers from the cartoon with the cars turning into robots. In a wheelchair he looks like a transformer that got stuck halfway through the transformation

[@tspks2128]

Omggg I laughed the ENTIRE TIME! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@raywhite4255]

I was confused as hell at first 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lovedoasc4517]

Literally it’s was the “It’s Fun”. For me. Lol

[@rbush1404]

I'm in Chicago & a teacher.... this is funny 🤣

[@torocruz1192]

She is smell like tilapia every morning…That’s Kisha she stanks! 🤣🤣🤣legend.

[@thegodblogger3812]

"Quantavius"

[@k.danielletv8335]

5:18 I realized his ass was not talkin bout precious 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂

[@itsfree2payattentionkp853]

😊 he was the biggest kid in the class 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericdavis8464]

I really needed that laugh this week.

[@AriVirtual]

When you need a clever way to talk yo shit on somebody 😗

[@native9275]

Tupac and Precious 🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't fcking breathe!!

[@CertifiedBrokie]

5:00When he said "Lil Punk..." 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@bcksbgie]

I clicked on this cuz I thought it was Raekwon. I stood cuz the joke was good 😂