White People Love Opioids - Comedian Lavar Walker

After working several years as a retail pharmacist, Comedian Lavar Walker realized that in health care people’s priorities are contrarily messed up, especially when it comes to opioids
For more Lavar Walker follow him on social media @lavarwalker
Originally filmed 5/8/22
Videographer: Jesse Woodworth, @jesseisnude
Editor: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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[@dougie313]

"when white people want something they call you brother"😂😂😂

[@IamRealtorMoe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Facts

[@Miguel-oj6vk]

And when they say homeboy that's they way of calling us nigga lol

[@Hugo-Hernandez]

It's true, I'm from Georgia and I see it all the time. I'm Hispanic and they even call me brother or Homie

[@kerenkares4473]

I worked at a Marietta Georgia store for years when they was geekin for them pills they'd see a black male (pharmacist) and say hey BOSS man and the white pharmacist was hey DOC🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@selftalkwithsal4229]

FACTS

[@KiamKweli]

Worked in the industry for both Walgreens and CVS for almost a decade. He told no lies. 😆😂🤣

[@nextphazeproductions8825]

Not one!!!!

[@RUTHLESSambition5]

They can't get enough 🤣🤣🤣 I love it. Just say no. Isn't that what they told everyone else

[@MrJ914]

Lmfao

[@Steve-mp7by]

opioids are good for temporary pain relief. I had to use Demerol for kidney stones. There is no way I would ever get hooked on opioids. I think you need an addictive personality

[@danielpeters2282]

@@RUTHLESSambition5 they should

[@kieontethelyricist]

My chest shouldn’t hurt from counting pills 😭😭😭

[@Patricewofford]

🤣🤣 agree 💯, this was hilarious. I wrote the same comment, but then l saw urs, so l deleted mine, thought of another comment, liked, and commented on urs. You said it 1st

[@kieontethelyricist]

@@Patricewofford you the Goat for that, appreciate the love ❤️

[@liveyourlifeb4end]

🤣🤣🤣

[@michellepittman7886]

White men love playing that brother card! Lmbooooooo

[@ciegosanchez5289]

Mannn that impersonation was so good 😂😂😂 this was chappelle level story telling and I mean that in the best way

[@Loni91]

His tone of voice is even similar to chappelle lol

[@Tigerbrown44]

Reminded me of old Richard Pryor skits.

[@benbenassi2348]

i was looking for a Dave reference! they have that same laidbck style and great storytelling skills. He good.

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

He mentored Dave when they were coming up, theres a story about it somewhere on the interwebs...

[@zackmckenzie3582]

@@samanthaeichhorn4319 that’s Tony Woods. They look similar.

[@KASLtja]

I'm LITERALLY working in the pharmacy RIGHT now listening to this!!!!!

[@Steve-mp7by]

How did he give out a narcotic without a prescription? Isn't that a felony?

[@alboogie74al]

Congratulations ... I just sent this to my sister that works in an Pharmacy as well .

[@KASLtja]

@@Steve-mp7by I'm pretty sure he had a prescription HOWEVER, pharmacists can override prescriptions that are "filled too soon".

[@Steve-mp7by]

@@KASLtja The next day from the same doctor?

[@courtpaul9334]

Do you experience similar types of customers 🤔

[@kendelsdad]

I am 8 years clean. I 100% used the " my full script was stole out of my car " Had the cops write a report and all. Crazy accurate.

[@ThaDreamMerchant]

Congrats to you. Keep it up!

[@seanmcseanson]

What u say your name is?

[@JonDoe-jh5pp]

As a ten year pill head that’s also seven years sober, I can tell you right now this shit is 110% facts. Them pills had my whole neighbourhood in fiend mode

[@XXLLAVATEAM1]

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@shellesbby]

Congratulations 🥰

[@PorkChopProprietor]

Congrats on staying sober 👊🏾

[@domoade9241]

Yo his impression is spot on 😂 “they don’t make ‘em like you” 💀

[@lorimillim9131]

No they don't 🤣

[@9ninehd3]

yeah that had me weak. heard that before. lmao

[@lperkins06]

“…4 quarters or 10 dimes…”😂😂🤣

[@justterrell956]

He ain’t lying if you ain’t got that you need to go 😂 and she got the LV Bag

[@VickHushpuppy215]

The “FUCK” after “we ain’t got no Percocet” is real af 🤣🤣

[@howardwayne8288]

"They don't make em like you!!!..... When I tell you I'm gonna give you the best Yelp review you ever seen!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@camrencross645]

At times I kept hearing Hulk Hogan begging for drugs. lol

[@thaxtonwaters8561]

💪🏾Said Same Thang🏋🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@bdet313]

Me too. It’s the “brother” that did it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yayo8451]

😂

[@everetthudson4741]

Could have been Hulk hogan he was referring to😂

[@reemoore596]

Right!!!

[@cardigansarecool]

Lots of comedians just make up scenarios or stories but the level of detail is too high on this one. I know this shit really happened hahaha

[@VickHushpuppy215]

FACTS real techs know the deal 🤣🤣

[@90beastmaster]

I was a tech 10 years ago. It's a real thing. Lmao

[@reddsmoke904]

He got 20 years of material fosho lmao

[@Patricewofford]

Lavar is so funny, " if you don't got a 💸 then U don't deserve to be on this 🌎, now get this Louis Vuitton bag and get out my face. I'm literally in tears laughing 🤣 😭 He is a gr8 story teller, his attention to detail is unparalleled 👏🏼

[@nerdsalsocomeinchocolate2740]

Mr. Walker can spend the rest of his comedic career just telling pharmacy stories. That job alone will provide so much material for his shows. Not only a pharmacy job but a pharmacy job in a large chain like CVS. It is non-stop hilarity.

[@wellingtonjuku]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 " Come on Brother, My Right Hand To God... " 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Lavar is the truth 💯💯

[@richierich7098]

When I tell you I SCREAMED and I HOLLERED😭😭😂💀💀

[@avon8375]

He’s not lying🤣🤣🤣When you give the customers an inch they take a goddamn marathon

[@patrickdurham7984]

Facts!

[@healthyman5826]

yup

[@gvue4396]

I used to be a pharm tech and this is true, we've heard it all. From patient asking for certain brand, to patient not wanting to pay a few dollars for their medications, to saying it got accidentally flushed down the toilet.

[@VickHushpuppy215]

‼️‼️🤣 the stories are to die for ppl can’t even believe half da shit I tell em that happens from work

[@jakemccabe9662]

What's wrong with asking for a specific brand? Some brands are just better than others, any opiate head will tell you that lol

[@gvue4396]

@@jakemccabe9662 lol promethazine with codiene, they all ask for branding on that one

[@VickHushpuppy215]

@@gvue4396 facts 🤣

[@letsgitcrackin]

@@gvue4396 lmfaooooooo

[@bhamrealtor]

That hand to God bout took me clean out 😂

[@jvonte07]

It’s always that one lady laughing in the crowd that be setting off every one else. This dude has me at work in tears and I needed it. Laughing is good for the soul. God bless you good ppl!

[@tiffanyfoy1039]

A good laugh is ALMOST !!!!ALMOST!!!!DAMN Better than a PAIN pill 😉😉😄😄😄

[@BubiTrap]

ALWAYS!!! Pam on Martin used to crackin up in the background on scenes she’s wasn’t even in. Now when I hear any lady laughing that hard at a comedy show I say “There goes Pam!!!”

[@tiffanyfoy1039]

@@BubiTrap 😄😄😄yep her and tommy

[@BubiTrap]

@@tiffanyfoy1039 YUP!!!🤣

[@BellaJournee]

He even got the chew down to the tee!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Rhonnie18]

Omg, FACTS! I worked at a 24 hour pharmacy. Never again in life! I got tired of the disrespect. I had to leave before I caught a case!

[@rootfruit2412]

Yes indeed, never again

[@raycorey]

Am a Pharmacy Technician in the UK 🇬🇧 and this guy broke it down perfectly. People take their frustrations out on the people sorting out their medications at the pharmacies.

[@marcosalvarez9826]

This guy is outstanding.

[@sonquatsch8585]

he is that.

[@DrRodox.]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when the comedy comes with a great story like this. Its a win win, cause even if it doesnt end up funny, its already interesting to hear.

[@GodWillMusic]

Lavar is very underrated, one of the best in the game for a long time!!

[@cdxn00]

Your journey to becoming a fulltime comedian may have taken longer than you expected. But the road you took was paved with comedy gold! great set 👏🏽

[@sonquatsch8585]

that was god. he said you need to stay in this 20 years so you will be hailed as one of the greatest comedians.

[@viviblackmage2326]

I’m crying. That right hand about to fall off.

[@KSlimsGaming]

This is one of the best stand up comedy clips i’ve seen this year

[@Str885]

That set had me WEAK!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need to see more of him. *making a mental note of his name -Lavar Walker*

[@banyahawadah2077]

Lavar has instantly went to my top 3 favorites as of a few months ago. Very good material

[@ellebee9864]

I saw him in Houston about 8 years ago and never forgot his name. He has a Viagra bit that almost killed me of laughter.

[@Str885]

@@ellebee9864 I 'm going to search on KZbin and comedy central for more of his content.

[@RickRijuanaPro]

That was nutz. I can't remember the last time a cried literal tears from laughter. 🤣

[@hebrewharv8018]

His pharmacy stories are legendary 😂😂😂😂😂

[@olujimix_official]

“They don’t make ‘‘em like you”🤣🤣😂😂💀💀

[@patriciafultz]

Omg yes I work at a mail order pharmacy and man all facts lavar lmao

[@jeff28jj31]

Lavar Needs a Netflix Special 🤣

[@monilokey2178]

Lavar Walker is the next comedic super star ⭐️! Hands down! GOAT STATUS

[@sumgirlable]

This is so funny 😄, the impersonations are hilarious

[@officialtekashimandela]

THIS SHIT IS 100000% ACCURATE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@9ninehd3]

That man said he was attacked by a bear and came right back to the pharmacy the next day 😂😂

[@ninasims5650]

I've been a pharmacy tech for 10 years, he knows our pain lol 😆... he got it down to a T. If folks only knew...

[@alleyas]

the mouth chewing is impeccable

[@niiniiotg4]

I've been a pharmacy tech for 13 years and I feel you on everything lol 🤣 omg when they walk in with a story and limping 👩‍🦯👩‍🦽then when that script filled 🏃‍♀️🏃💨all the pain gone

[@NaparoniAndZzs]

Why would people lie to the pharmacy about needing opioids lmao? You’re job is literally just to fill the shit you don’t have a say on whether they get it or not.

[@aomar9449]

Brilliant! that impersonation was so good I could smell the Budweiser from here

[@elizahhoward3923]

I cramped up from laughing

[@finaltouchpro648]

You know a story is hilarious when even the dates are funny! I almost died when he said "January 3rd"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@feebee1451]

I stumbled upon this clip and he had me rolling from beginning to end 🔥🔥

[@rcrlyrubro7230]

This is spot on 😂😂 they really are that way!

[@25lighters91]

Yeah this is brutally funny..I need more

[@luexxiiidjsecurity3500]

Mobile home with a basement on it! 😂😂😂

[@QuiQuiRey]

Omg this sounds exactly what my sister went through as a retail pharmacy technician 😬🤣🤣

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

A mobile home with a basement and wheels that move? Now this story just became unbelievable! 😂😂

[@illmaticgaming4162]

Naw, I saw a trailer in Newnan, Ga on a basement. I said , WTF!!

[@londonpain45]

It’s real

[@GreatDrums.]

Am I the only one who thinks he looks just like Judge Mathis😂

[@VitaminVision]

Nah, he was on "roast me Battlegrounds" and they flamed his ass off top with that one 😂

[@ekzoX0]

Im in Alabama and I can confirm not a single lie was told. I haven’t heard the bear story but chased by a pitbull and dropped em in the woods, got arrested and they were confiscated as evidence, etc. and it happens ALL DAMN WEEK.

[@chriscooks5437]

The bear story was balogna!

[@aprilbriscoe9671]

🤣 this is freaking hilarious. The accuracy

[@jamillahbrooks597]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@segua]

Worker in pharmacy in Louisiana. Damn. The accuracy is so on point.

[@dennesey]

This right here is the PERFECT example of execution. Great flow. Didn't overdo the (stellar) impression or energy. Knocked this set right out of the park.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@LaVarWalkerTV]

Thanks bro

[@christophersullivan3393]

I myself being a Caucasian recovering addict I would have to agree with him we white people love us some opioids 😆

[@ryanleonardpaul]

Screaming laughter😂😂😂😂 Screaming laughter😂😂😂😂

[@migrantson]

Bruh omg...."brother."

[@clawsoon]

I like Barbara Ehrenreich's line... the reason America has an opioid epidemic is because its economic system created a pain epidemic.

[@Akilahfoye]

that's a bar indeed

[@dexterroberts631]

" white Americans " have a opioid epidemic. That's like saying world wars is the whole world fighting, when it's just two or three countries fighting

[@indiatastic]

Nah - greedy pharmaceutical companies.

[@tevinh3333]

@@indiatastic 🤦

[@Akilahfoye]

@@indiatastic Yup, they perpetuate the pain epidemic so they can profit economically by temporarily fixing it

[@cbwavy]

"They don't make em like you" 🤣🤣

[@the.a.t.x.traterrestrial84]

That co pay story I’ve seen in real time 🤣🤣🤣🤣 be on the phone with insurance holdin up lines over $3

[@AlexGarcia-ze4yg]

This dude's a comedic genius.

[@jrh1704]

That was a great set, I'd love to see him live!

[@emem2863]

He was genuinely funny!

[@bryanforman8319]

This my 6 times lol watching this everytime I 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@healthyman5826]

he's top tier 👌

[@bigfizzy85]

MAAAN HE NAILED TF OUT THAT DAMN ACCENT AND TONE.....IM WEAK AF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jerrycustodio4773]

"Im giving you the best yelp you ll ever seen!" 🤣

[@jdfodio]

This reminds me of Prince's visit to the local Walgreens pharmacy...the night before he died. The pharmacist said that she's praying for him. He said, "Where were your prayers 2 years ago?"

[@DAY2DAYY]

😳

[@firstlast8258]

RIP

[@kay-collins]

2 years ago? Lol what supposed to happen 2 years before to him?

[@thaxtonwaters8561]

Hulk Hogan done got on 'em Percs.💊

[@charleswhite5450]

All people he's telling the absolute truth been a pharmacy technician for 2 years they come up with every excuse you can think of

[@yosefshekelberg5433]

I was a tech for over a decade. Blacks addicts are a dime a dozen.

[@rohill660]

Best set I’ve heard in a long time! Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@VoxQuest]

I died!!! Dr Walker, you are the truth!

[@clewis4826]

Thanks!

[@austinlmadeit]

"we aint got no percocet." "FUCK." lmfaoooo

[@Christian9TNAT3]

Former pharmacy tech here... ZERO LIES TOLD HERE

[@Ifllc]

I’m so proud of Lavar ! I hope he take this comedy thing far because I almost threw up laughing at this set !!

[@user-jw4iz7su2w]

I done shared this with so many people. He is too funny😆😆😆😆😆

[@ChocolateSundaes]

Thanks so much for sharing!!

[@user-jw4iz7su2w]

@@ChocolateSundaes You got it! Keep em coming!🎬

[@leimoan800]

In my field of work the BS always begins with: see what had happened was ..😳🤬

[@glauvie]

Your first clue 💯

[@ronblack2700]

What this man said is TRUE! I work for a health insurance company and a lot of white people call us because they want that drug early so when we tell them that it’s to early to refill man all heck breaks loose, they curse us out half the time or lie saying that their doctor wanted them to take more per day that’s why they need a refill so soon, but I call the doctors office to see if they increased the dosage? And if the doctor submitted an authorization for the increase? If not no refill early 🤣

[@firstlast8258]

"Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me"

[@corvopro]

😂😂😂. His body language/mannerisms & tone of voice are spot on! Lavar, Tony Roberts, Howie Bell & Karlous Miller are very underrated! The way he is moving his mouth😂

[@A.R.Valentine]

U kill'n cuz! Respect!

[@imjustd129]

"they don't make'em like you"😂

[@supermegaawesomeultragal7820]

The chewing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@NineEight_Nine]

10/10 delivery 1:00 and up I did not expect him to go from calm to WTF like that LMAO

[@kekesomkinkush]

He said I watched him get into his house and drive off💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@orgasmadelicaorgasmadelica9786]

This shit is pure gold.#NETFLIX

[@MrDFJohnson]

Stone Cold FUNNY ... "brother" 😂!!!

[@NathanielBowden]

Imma give you the best yelp you ever seen brother (country accent)

[@XXLLAVATEAM1]

Alright brother 😂😂😭😭😂

[@IAMFRESH]

He spot on!

[@kwajotube]

I’m in TEARS 😭 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@hs-qk9qf]

This and the Mexican bit from previous stand up had me 😂🤣!

[@finaltouchpro648]

Ehhhhhhh the babyyyyyyy the baby the sicke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AviBel333]

"I know you're a CHRISTIAN MAAN!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ellebee9864]

The manipulation attempt was on point, lol

[@zanobiaj1019]

Just worked 7 days consecutive days in the pharmacy and my chest does hurt. 🙏🏽