"New York Italians" | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown

“New York" Italians are a whole different breed of Italian! Here's a clip from my 2008 special, "Red, White, and Brown.”

[@wherefancytakesme]

"I thought I was the only one!" *Cuts to Indian girl*

[@biberflub]

wherefancytakesme that Indian girl was so pretty

[@ManAssome]

howardOKC her name?? CUZ PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

[@howardOKC]

@@ManAssome No, people dont need to know jack shit

[@mpforeverunlimited]

@@howardOKC name???

[@abujasm2223]

Her name is "Gay men gangbang"

[@OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod]

"They act more Italian than the actual Italians do." OMG, YES!!! LOL XD

[@simplythebest286]

everybody in america is more somebody else than american : really weird!!!

[@seighart90]

Jordan Schlansky?

[@vincebautista4849]

New York Italians, Neh more like bootleg DVD versions of real italians.

[@robertmontoya4833]

How do you "Act more Italian than an Italian"? It's a nationality by the way

[@finished6553]

Robert Montoya you need an explanation?

[@rocksteele6926]

My friends receptionist is a "New York Italian". She went to Italy, her Italian was so bad people started talking to her in English. She gets pissed insists she's Italian. A guy says where are you born Rome? No Queens, everybody in the Bar laughed their asses off.

[@alexandrMGr8]

There not Italian there Italian americans

[@cosiabuffo8527]

That's because an Italian doesn't speak Italian, he talk in dialect. Even between neighbouring towns there are differences, the phrase "let's go" can be translated as "andiamo" in italiano but "imo" in my dialect, and "nnamo" in Roman dialect {60 miles apart from my town} and "iemu" in a town nearby 20 miles.

[@bettesfragrancereviews1994]

@@cosiabuffo8527 They speak dialect among others who speak the same dialect, but they are taught to speak Italian since they start kindergarten. It’s a requirement.

[@cosiabuffo8527]

@@bettesfragrancereviews1994 Oh rlly? I didn't know man, I've just lived in Italy all my life, soooo...... ;')

[@bettesfragrancereviews1994]

@@cosiabuffo8527 Cool, man! I didn’t know that. Peace ✌️

[@stupidocool]

Normal guy: "Dude were you checking out my girl?" Italian guy: "take me to the store where you got the balls to look at my girl"

[@maanasravishankar5465]

dick's sporting goods

[@marklloyd4087]

😂 😂 😂 🇬🇧

[@blueshirt06]

New York Italian guy! California Italian guy says nothing LOL!!

[@stefanobertuccioli6350]

We are that way! Unfortunately

[@AB-is3tr]

😭😭

[@golden4730]

1:00 "I thought I was the only one". Lol.

[@ferryirawan5272]

with his fuckin accent lol😂😂

[@shadowban8498]

the indian girl was hot! ;)

[@copernicus6420]

hot as hell

[@runawaynekowolfcursedchild7361]

I feel like that tuu I thought I was the only one aswell

[@saqibjamal1115]

It was good joke but too old, it has been used thousands time by other comedians

[@yankees57]

As a New Yorker with Italian blood I can claim this 100% accurate.

[@va8392]

Italian blood ? Blood doesn’t contain culture.

[@Jay-eb7ik]

@@va8392 Where do you get the balls to tell him it doesn't contain culture? Where?!

[@allaboutthemurzic]

@@va8392 Exactly

[@allaboutthemurzic]

@@va8392 Culture is where you grow up

[@yome7580]

@@allaboutthemurzic America is an Italian name and Italian country.

[@bloojerseyy]

My great grandfather immigrated here from Italy in the early 20th century. He didn’t want his kids to speak any Italian because he said they needed to be American. It’s a shame that my family (and I’m sure many others) lost our language.

[@raisyrosye7656]

My mother hates it if I speak in her dialect of Bangla because she says people will laugh at us for speaking in our regional dialect.

[@DDGFROST-eo6qw]

Yes same, my moms grandparents on her dads side both spoke Italian(I think) my great grandpa learned it from marrying my nonna who was from bologna and also from being in the mob. He was Serbian

[@albertgrant1017]

My father and his family faced the same. Tge trouble is that certain immigrants to this country now do not want to assimilate and learn our language and culture !

[@germanopolito5294]

This is really sad

[@nikolasbananaguyy]

@@raisyrosye7656 greeks are the exact opposite, because every part of Greece has a regional dialect

[@carcaperu4041]

I have lived in the USA and found that many Italian American do not speak a word of Italian. It is sad, they are missing a lot.

[@FalconWindblader]

& true Italian people hate them for branding themselves to be Italian & acting what appeared to be Italian to them, despite the fact that they can't speak Italian & hardly knows anything about Italy.

[@royal1investments]

Do you dumbasses ever understand that when most of these immigrants came to the U.S. they all understood that it was important to speak a unifying language since there were people coming from all over the world to the U.S. and could not communicate with each other otherwise. But of course I have to explain such a logical reason since you geniuses can't figure that out.

[@FalconWindblader]

Royal Emery & do you understand the concept of blending in without having to sacrifice your own ancestral culture? That you can easily pick up TWO languages without having to resort to "us or them" mentality all the time? In extension, do you know how many languages a person can actually easily pick up just during the first 10 years of thier life? Of course you don't. You're a genius who thinks he's figured out everything about being multicultural after all.

[@juwanhaco4531]

Frankie Basile lol first Russell is a comedian , and he can do many accents. Why you getting butthurt. New York Italians have been in USA for many generations and have lost touch with italy,, Indians and middle easterns started coming later, like in 80s lol. They're still fresh here. Lol this is KZbin comment section , people will make all kinds of comments, and you're telling the dude it will get you hurt lol. You shouldn't watch comedy man, it's not for u.

[@juwanhaco4531]

Frankie Basile lol first am kurd from Iraq. Am not Indian. Lol, so why are you using spices from middle east and india. Lol when middle east and rest of asia had palaces and cities and agricultural , civilizations,,mathematics, foods, Europeans were still jumping from tree to tree, eating chunks of meat with no salt and spices. So you should thank middle east for introducing you to alcohol, wine , beer, sugar, coffee, tea, mathematics, architecture, even iron lol. Wheel, time, who made 24 hours, 60 minutes and so on. What did Italians make, stole everything that was Greek and others and claimed it to be their own. Go make us some pasta . In iraq, if someone ate pasta or Macronis, we say aww, poor person has no food. It's just soggy dough lol, mixed with tomato sauce . And please don't talk about cheeses, , we have cheeses million times better than your romano, or permeasan. Fancy names, that's all, yet tasteless and dry. Or oiley.

[@insync7392]

he sound exactly like an Italian gangster

[@FalconWindblader]

It's quite a sad thing actually. Italian Americans, for most part, have little to no idea of their Italian roots, dunno what Italians are like, dunno shit about Italy, & hell, they don't even know if they actually have Italian blood! but regardless, they proudly brand themselves as Italians, & behave like mafia, cuz that's all they know.

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Jazz Heart weakest accent? Wow, where the fuck did you get the balls to judge a comedian?

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Jim Patterson lol I know!!! It feels like when he’s impersonating people with different accents, I close my eyes and it sounds like there are multiple people on stage talking to him!

[@Victoria77P]

@Jazz Heart agree. It was probably his weakest. Italians don't speak like NY italians, that's for sure!

[@patriziafais6649]

@Jazz Heart I am from Milan and my accent is not like that

[@stevespace_4809]

People think it’s an Italian accent when it’s a New York accent

[@samhangi5120]

Stevespace _ it comes from the early Italians who settled in New York, so it’s Italian

[@diegoaespitia]

yea italians sound like Mario

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

No one thinks that lol, at least not in the US.

[@dangercat9188]

Irish and italian new yorkers have thick accents. also some puerto ricans as well.

[@robertweeks7993]

bopita boopie? bopadi bapita babadaba!!!

[@teggianosalerno5050]

In Ontario Canada there is roughly 1 million Italian immigrants who obviously speak Italian and their children speak Italian and many of their grandchildren speak Italian. Still very connected to Italy with relatives visiting or visiting back in Italy...etc. I've always noticed the Italian Americans are very watered down, I know that is starting to happen here as the older generation starts to fade out. But as the son of Italian immigrants who grew up with almost entirely Italian neighbors, friends, class mates...etc I cant stress how fortunate I feel to have grown up Italian but in Canada. My family continues many traditions that even our relatives in Italy do not carry on such as making home made cured meats, cheese, wine, growing our own vegatables, making sauce...etc. Much of Italy moved on but we here are Italians frozen in time of the old ways.

[@giggifinizzio4489]

That's Amazing... Un'oasi conservata nello spazio-tempo. Saluti a te

[@francesca_415]

that’s actually special. I wish real italians like me in italy would do this too because we have many beautiful traditions but italy is now modernized too, you have to go to the rural areas with farms to find ancient traditions still going on.

[@kolobara08]

Hmm... interesting story dude. I worked for a short while with some Italian-Canadian dude in NF, ONT, CA and the dude spoke English with an heavy Italian accent but he didn't speak a word Italian 😬 He knew probably the basic but wasn't able to hav an actual conversation in Italian. I know Italian community in NF was big and your story kinda explains somewhat his situation. I believe 90% of his personal life revolved in Italian community (bit weird for someone who's at least third or fourth generation Italian in CA). Perhaps he was faking but I never caught him faking it.

[@do_yohomework]

America is a much more deserve place than Canada while at the same time it pressures people to assimilate to American culture. Italians had to go through a period where they weren’t even considered white in America, so most Italians stopped even learning the language by the second generation

[@Owendiamond9]

As a third generation Italian Canadian I can confirm this is true

[@hellhoundz_133]

As a New Yorker with Italian blood, I can attest for the accuracy of this

[@r.m7921]

his accents are so good!!

[@Qlk122]

Lonely Bird lol. Ownage pranks

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Rana Mathew I know right??? lol he's hilarious!! 😂😂😂

[@nicholaskroop6107]

*A Y E D I C K F A C E*

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Nicholas Kroop and he goes “YEAH YOU! Where the fuck you get the balls to look at my girl?” “WHERE! SHOW ME! WHY DON’T FUCKING SHOW ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING STORE WHERE YOU GOT THE BALLS TO LOOK AT MY GIRL! WHERE?! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE FUCKING BALLS? WHERE?!?!?!?!?!” “Costco!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sandrocozzari5304]

Most people that I know living in the USA and having Italian roots, they don't speak Italian even if they think they do. They speak a mixture of Sicilian and Neapolitan language, which is as if you blend Dutch and German and think that it is English

[@slayton21]

So true~

[@bettesfragrancereviews1994]

Exactly.

[@Anca820]

That's a bit of an exaggeration. Dialects are pretty similar.

[@sandrocozzari5304]

@@Anca820 of course, if you're from the South, but if you come from the North of Italy it sounds like a foreign language. Same in Brasil, Uruguay, Argentina, where there's a huge number of citizen with Italian roots (this time from the North), most of them thinking they speak Italian, but in reality it is Genoese and Venitian.

[@fleximan_army]

Infatti mi fanno morire dal ridere gli italoamericani che parlano in italiano tipo Abatantuono🤣👍

[@jbratt]

Being from South Texas, we are a pretty laid back bunch. There is a New York City Italian that lives down here. I love to hang out with that guy. He is funny as hell and doesn’t even know it.

[@leoroemer6085]

Italians are very passionate people.

[@AnthZee8]

Passionate or ignorant?

[@leoroemer6085]

​@@AnthZee8 The Italian culture is known for being more expressive and open about sharing their emotional life and how they feel than many other cultures.

[@noname-by3qz]

Loved the way he can switch from the Indian accent to the NYC Italian.

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

He’s on point with his accents and jokes. He does the accents so well that I break out laughing and also can imagine that there are multiple characters in the scenario Russell is describing. Great job Russell! You rock! 😂😍

[@MissAngela007]

We “mostly” don’t speak fluent Italian anymore because of all the hate and discrimination we faced when are parents/grandparents came here 1880-1920. So our parents didn’t teach us Italian. They wanted us to become American. Assimilate as immigrants should. Some of us even had to change last names to be treated better or the US government changed them at Ellis Island because they couldn’t pronounce/disliked them. But we’re still very proud of our Italian blood! 🇮🇹 As is with every immigrant. Most people are proud of their heritage/ethnicity.

[@te340]

Ms. Angela sounds like how all immigrants were treated when they arrived

[@MissAngela007]

te yep everyone takes their turn

[@Mrariesdave]

When Uncle Giuseppe spoke in Italian instead of English in Troy, NY, his mother Grandma Luccia used to slug him on the arm and say say, "Speaka English". This was in the late '50s... Italian-Americans wanted to speak English because THEY WERE IN AMERICA NOW, and regrettably I did not inherit the language of my ancestors.

[@mimmiblu6138]

You don't speak Italian because nobody did before 1950, long after your ancestors emigrated to the US. We all spoke only our dialect before telivision taught us to speak Italian.

[@oog2370]

@@MissAngela007 just like us Irish

[@fuze8896]

As a New Yorker this 100% accurate

[@omi807]

Italy is great 🇮🇹... will love to visit New York one day

[@borisbrian2565]

He is taking stand-up comedy to another level Genius

[@pippi7144]

You should definitely do more on New York Italians. I’m Italian from New York real Italian though I speak it . But I think you’re great and would love to hear more .

[@lobo2572]

Ciao Cumpa, da Dove' e la Tua Famiglia?

[@williamlugo7499]

Lol "take me to the store where you got the balls....." i couldnt breathe

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

William Lugo same!!! I broke out laughing as soon as he impersonated the NY Italian.

[@chiara7637]

As an italian girl this is so true🤦‍♀️😂😂greetings from Italy! Ciao amici, un saluto dall’italia! (Hello friends, hi from italy!)

[@chiara7637]

Bernedette Kuteyi ❤️ciao👋

[@loutonacca5919]

Ciao bella , un saluto da NY

[@Cicalonion]

@F.S.C. LIGHTNING ottimo sottoscrivo con gioia

[@rockabillybeast4913]

Ciao

[@0okini591]

@Jason Blowhard’s Strength and Fitness ma statte zitto buffone

[@thumbsdownbandit]

The correct response is not "Costco!" but: "You talkin' to me?"

[@assassinaria]

*wags finger in direction of person while looking at girlfriend* "I like this guy" *slaps guy's shoulder*

[@theresachiorazzi4571]

Russell is good he’s a natural lots of laughs with Russell

[@ClassOf91]

man that was some serious Tony Soprano impersonation😉

[@nishchaysrivastava6251]

Advait Thite you are not alone

[@lakshyachaubey307]

@@nishchaysrivastava6251 I thought I was the only one

[@nishchaysrivastava6251]

Lakshya Chaubey sopranos is goat

[@lakshyachaubey307]

@@nishchaysrivastava6251 yes it is

[@nishchaysrivastava6251]

Lakshya Chaubey what are your views on The Wire

[@raulgomez777]

That's why I'll do my best to teach my son our Mexican culture. So that when we're several generations down the line of time we dont have family trying to act more Mexican than real Mexicans.

[@fabianavalos1386]

Mexicans speak Spanglish. Chopped up Spanish and English. Its horrible on the ears

[@teamster9413]

@@fabianavalos1386 usually Mexicans speak Spanish. Mexican Americans typically speak Spanglish.

[@sharpaycutie2]

Lol or yiu can just eat your son be himself. When your born and raised dsomehere you pick up the culture of that place and the cultures surrounding it. You can be raised my Mexican parents who cane form mexico but also live in neighborhood inhabited bu philipino and Jamaicans

[@gothmogtheorc2430]

@@fabianavalos1386 Speak for yourself pinche vato

[@yussufalkamaal912]

Mexicans celebrate Spains cuIture, their language, dance, mannarisms, music🎸 They dont wanna learn their native ways, language etc..

[@saysHotdogs]

How can an Indian person be shocked by another Indian person there are 800 kabillion of them

[@SSF1919]

I think that's just a joke. But the staring part is so true.

[@anshi5098]

Ikr. I'm an Indian very well aware of the huge population but I'd literally do the same. It's an Indian thing I guess.

[@sssam844]

I'm an asian and asians do stare at each other as well

[@anshi5098]

I guess we all feel a connection, by ethnicity or country, something we both can relate too. Maybe that's why.

[@88hyperman]

Fuck your shit country

[@rooaloo1]

You have the BEST accent impressions across the board! 😂🤣😄😁

[@RohendharSrinivasan]

He looks like Robert De Niro while he is doing the Italian accent

[@SeamusMcGillicuddy0]

D. Nearow, is only of Italian descent on his father’s side. He’s a friggin’ mutt 🤫

[@leonardshillyshally4767]

I was feeling a little down a while ago but just watching this video let me know that there are people out there who will make you laugh God bless you brother

[@Willyrobinson1111]

simply a genius. comedic legend.

[@ak-vk3gd]

who ever lives with this guy well never get old

[@Chaibiskut19]

He's hands down the best comedian in the whole wide world. He's en pointe with every single thing whether it's accents, gestures, even history. He appeals to the intellect and that's why he is so good.

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Chaibiskut19 Chai I know right?

[@jackcarter66]

It’s on point. On. Point. ‘En pointe’ is a term used in Ballet.

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

Not even close, Colin Quinn, Bill Burr, Patrice O' Neal and Nick Dipaolo are probably the best objectively

[@sonnychahal4325]

😂😂😂😂 hilarious Costco should use this clip as a advertisement.

[@claudiamarianidamato9499]

Yeah everyone’s “Italian” In that audience 😂 please . I’m glad russel called out the Italian Americans about speaking the language 👍🏽👍🏽 this guys too funny and spot on 😹😹

[@MusicFanOnline]

@ItalianBoy No, you're not going to become Chinese just by speaking it. But if you ARE Italian by blood, it would be nice if you actually learned the language and connected better with your Italian roots. I think THAT's basically what she's saying. Too many people walking around almost bragging about being Italian, but if you try to speak to them in Italian, they're like "Huh??" Whaat?" and they can't even understand the simplest Italian words and greetings.

[@Ken-iu2zp]

Are you Italian?

[@bellarandazzo5739]

speaking Italian doesn't mean you don't know about three culture or grew up Italian espically as an italian American im 54% sicilan and my dad is 98% Italian

[@bellarandazzo5739]

@@MusicFanOnline doesn't make u not Italian im sicilian and its a little different also theirs more to culture then language

[@aleksup6965]

maybe one of the very few spot on videos I've seen about italians. I'm italian btw

[@jaleesatrevelyan1510]

"COSTCO!!" LMAOOO!!

[@jaleesatrevelyan1510]

^ Um, no. It's COSTCO. A Canadian store. Look it up.

[@jaleesatrevelyan1510]

^ I disagree but you're entitled to your opinion. Regardless of what he said or meant, it was a joke so get over it.

[@vinhtruongbuiduy4817]

i dont get it, can you explain full for me

[@mikejohnson7696]

Website MaKer : most don't pronounce the T, genius.

[@gijogeorge7439]

Cosco is a tennis ball making company.

[@PlacidRodrigues1]

awesome !!!!!

[@snowyvandyk7193]

Brilliant as always.

[@bangerzt.v7532]

This is the most new york story I’ve ever heard

[@Kriishna47]

I thought i was the only Indian here watching this :P

[@Versatileabhi]

Krishna Haha..we live in bubble 😂😂😂..

[@wiltuhoward8164]

Krishna lol 😀😀 😀😀 😀

[@shahidmoin966]

Me too

[@om2729]

Lmao dude

[@praveentiwary7928]

Same here

[@paolomarsala2769]

😂😂...Petey you are one hilarious comedian.... So true... I'm Italian from Toronto Canada and I have to say you got it down perfectly... In this life this is what we need it's the best medicine ever laughter... We can never get enough of it

[@SachinSharma-cq2th]

Mildy

[@SachinSharma-cq2th]

Satgugih t.vccm9

[@lauranyc4966]

You are true talent 👍👍👍

[@giulianoroma506]

It sounds to me he knows nothing about the Italian culture e proprio un caffone. Americano

[@rakwn9808]

Man i haven't laughed that hard for a very long time

[@aisha1308]

I love Russell Peters. So good

[@SheepDogNumber6]

Great impression.

[@brooklynaudit]

It’s so true. That’s how I talk 😂 this was great bro. Well done 👍🏼😂

[@billbo1852]

I've just watched loads of his vids addicted

[@gio7799]

I'm Italian and when together with some of my friends I went to USA to improve (a little bit) our English, some Americans told us that we didn't looked like Italians and also our behaviour wasn't Italian at all, when I met an Italian American and I started speaking my language (standard Italian), he told me, in Sicilian, that the language I was speaking wasn't Italian. Italian Americans look like Italians stacked in the 50's, but they forgot how to use hand gesture and how to cook traditional recipes... anyway this sketch comedy is funny only for le teste di cazzo.😁

[@rachelfoust948]

Really? So was the guy sicilian? I know that there was neopolitans and mostly southern italians also sicilians that came to america in the late 1800s and early 1900s, maybe the languages blended? Also i noticed in italy there is alot more sea food.

[@blahblah1438]

Interestingl

[@wilfc7732]

Italians in Italy are just regular people, nice, helpful, and interested in other cultures, I shouldn’t generalise like that but everyone I know is that way. It’s the same everywhere people always want to different from what they are and who surrounds them. The Italo-Americani overdramatise their heritage because their ancestors had to be that way to stick up against the abuse they received 70-100 years or so ago.

[@iyadalquds1168]

Russell is the best stand up comedian,hands down

[@Actionnelll]

I miss you Russell You have to do more specials! Tell Netflix to give you more specials!

[@sweetazn208]

"Costco!" Game over i am dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VARMOT123]

What is the costco reference there ?

[@mrblaque215]

As a South Philly Italian, I can attest that this is accurate of us too lol

[@FLN62]

1:03, woww she’s beautiful

[@herencia2j321]

MyLife MyChoices she’s gorgeous

[@mullenenterprises]

Lmao that was the Indian lady at Times Square

[@quandavis4267]

Fine her

[@DctorSkillz1]

That's my roommate. She's taken.

[@quandavis4267]

@@DctorSkillz1 ig?😩

[@ryanbeltran9413]

IDK why people are hard on this guy. Even if he mostly does impressions, guy delivers well which is the point. Comedy is about entertainment, his impressions and delivery makes him be effective even if his jokes might not be as strong as others.

[@musiclover5023]

Lot of respect to Russell, the truly global stand up impressionist with his fingers on the button if global current and community affairs. He is a great ambassador.

[@fingers215]

It's true! When we get mad everything becomes a question! Lol

[@papicaballo3955]

Half the comments: "1:02. Wow." lol. She IS fine.

[@mpforeverunlimited]

Shes pretty hot though

[@dfreeman13]

She’s a pretty woman.

[@ugotserved911]

Indian queen

[@citrxn5459]

@Jim Taylor virgin

[@SaurabhSharma-gx1bp]

SIMP

[@tonygombas491]

I love this guy 💕💕

[@JsoldierEats]

Russel Peters is definitely my number 1 comedian

[@sart56]

I am Italian from Milan (Northern Italy). 90% of Italian Americans come from southern Italy. When I hear a southern Italian speak, I understand very little and vice versa. If he also speaks English like an Italian from New York, then I understand a Bengali born in Tasmania more ...

[@zesldn]

Half the comments are about 1:01 😂😂😂😂 Damn who is she

[@jlf56]

you are the best!

[@zxcvbnm6669]

That was great

[@melt2947]

The Guidos of NY are hilarious

[@RAIRADIO]

Actually the 29 states of India all have their own specific state language and food. So everyone is trying to find their tribe from their own state. We can tell which part of India one is from just by looking. A bangle, an earring, polyster blend, prints on the dress, shoes, hairstyle, beard... everything adds up. Not to mention facial features, build etc. That's why we have to look properly.

[@lawrenceweston922]

Do you also have different ways of assassinating political opponents in foreign countries?!

[@overtimesportsbetting2821]

This is a great bit

[@leonardshillyshally4767]

Love from Pearland Texas

[@acrobaticswitches]

The thought Russel's inner monologue has a thick accent is hilarious to me.

[@greenleader4517]

Russell Peters is alot better than Amy Schumer

[@daniellee9950]

Amy Showme where da faq??

[@yuriboyka9927]

Even Hillary Clinton is funnier than Amy Schumer, and she's not funny at all.

[@Jon.E69]

A potato with a microphone is better than Amy

[@halfvolley11]

Women are not funny. They cannot be funny.

[@christulsie3853]

Everybody is better than Amy Schumer

[@peterblake8595]

So true I’m from Brooklyn and I love it lol

[@DAVIDTORRESANI]

Great impression!

[@arbitor2011]

1:02 is a Goddess!!! 🔥🔥

[@mrjamila88]

Bobby Fisher you a hater and you know you will never get a beautiful girl of any kind. Sad person.

[@chetankhope4348]

@Bobby Fisher yea you are a cluster fuck who hates people of colour

[@bruce5868]

*object

[@SumanTiwariNamaste]

Untill she smells like sulphur

[@chetankhope4348]

@@SumanTiwariNamaste lol you guys are jealous and don't have respect for humans

[@francescoiadicicco1266]

Dickface is the literal translation of the Italian insult "faccia di cazzo". I love this guy 😂

[@cacampbell3654]

I liked that! 👍🌟

[@orangebetsy]

This guy's great

[@clairepeace5783]

Italy 🇮🇹 is very different culture to America’s idea of Italian ! For a start the women are very different although both protect their family ! And the food is very different ! Italy 🇮🇹 pure home cooking x

[@drlongus8107]

You don't hear Italians crying about how offended they are over this bit like other groups do 😭😪😢

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

Well, I have some Arab blood, and I can laugh at some stuff about us. 😂 I thank comedians such as Dean Obeidallah, Maysoon Zayid, and Ahmed Ahmed for making me laugh at myself. We Arabs have a different sense of humor, but a sense of humor nonetheless.

[@reaux3921]

@@AdultThirdCultureKid1971the video is about Italians not Arabs. And this dude is referring to blacks who get offended

[@andriusbarkus]

The best Russel in only in that time

[@charliebrown3316]

Real Italians....You are BORN and RAISED IN ITALY and SPEAK ITALIAN....PERIOD........NO EXCUSES......

[@TrendingNow0505]

I wish I could double like it!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loushka128]

"Take me to the store where ..." lol

[@andykopgod]

This guy is really good 😀👏

[@LisaR._]

Damn this guy got it spot on

[@Pvaultingfenderbass]

I clicked on this video HOPING he would call them not-real Italians, and he definitely lived up to my expectations 😂

[@nicolengland5048]

Russel when you ll perform in London please!?

[@resilientmboya6323]

Nairobi...big fan

[@blamdeathcake3082]

This is so great 😂😂

[@instantgratification3925]

You talked like Al Pacino.

[@kalt2nd900]

I did not understand the last joke about Costco... reading the comments here and I'm like "I thought I was the only one! "

[@alien4053]

@knowledge share ...and big jars of confidence balls.

[@honesty_-no9he]

Membership discount store where people buy massive quantities of everything.

[@furniturejeddah7398]

Yooooo Russel u kill it bro 🤣just subscribed ✌️

[@sassygirl340]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 luv this guy!

[@tadajanvier5772]

"Costco" I can't ...! 😂😂😂

[@taniatata9972]

1:40 I'm like, "It's very close to my "fuckface" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Cool cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹

[@carloslamadrid4799]

Awesome