Don't Let Women Plan Date Night - Comedian Jay Phillips - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@tweevis95]

That’s my new word for missionary! Let’s lay down n lock in baby 😂

[@THESILVERNARUTO]

Them OGs man...that special vocabulary

[@antoniohoward8529]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikiniang1991]

I was thinking the same thing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@turtleonthetrack]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@therealdjaux5184]

Nah fr 😂😂😂😭

[@jordanyear2330]

You can tell by the way his set ended he went home to go lay down and lock in😂😂😂

[@jeanine03]

🤣🤣

[@Youmademyday333]

😭😭😭

[@jaylenclement]

😂😂😂

[@LiveBehindTheBooth]

“Yo that’s that dude wit them Yeezys on that fuc’d the bathroom up” had me crying 😭

[@joemanix1]

😂😂😂

[@standardbrah]

yeah that's when i gave him the like lol

[@solidstehl9546]

Truth! Hilarious!

[@canman87]

He ain't lyin' about most women on top, lmfao. 30 seconds in and their knees blowin' out and check engine light turns on bright as a motherfucker 🤣🤣🤣

[@tylynn256]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@G4MMABA3]

I feel no shame 😂😂😂😂😂 lol I absolutely can’t be on top UNLESS it’s reverse lol I don’t want him to see my struggle lol pain and pleasure baby!!! Whoo!

[@TheLast-One]

I looked ugly from the man's POV

[@Metamophisis]

😂🤣😭

[@buzzb251]

I'm crying bruh lol

[@thegodinhere]

" LETS LAY DOWN AND LOCK IN..MY KNEE SWOLE!"😂😂😂

[@stryfetc1471]

"Found somebody you dont mind smashing from time to time and you hung in there!" The realest way to describe a relationship.😂😂....I would add, that you also like to eat meals with!...lol

[@TheLast-One]

You said the same thing twice. lol

[@Mrlbkingj]

So watchu gonna eat - chris rock

[@NateSmith87]

"Putting your shoes on your lap to take a shit", fuckin sent me.

[@bierlichen1]

The way his set ended was just as funny as the set.

[@percytillman6030]

This guy is stealthy with his humor. One day I know he's gonna kill me with the jokes. I'm gonna leave receipts so my family can sue. Love this brutha!

[@cueenandheressence]

We got a mortgage together 😂😂😂

[@joewes89]

“This is stupid” valid point😂

[@Veridis_voyager]

“I think that’s about it” 😂☠️

[@Rachael87254]

He murdered that whole set! Bravo!❤😂😂

[@ridgio_]

This man is hilarious😂 he got old head comedy down to a science

[@deboriginal220]

Hit the crowd with that George Costanza... one good laugh and dip 😂

[@THESILVERNARUTO]

George would be proud

[@Tigerbrown44]

Lay down and lock in

[@Alexz_Archivz]

For all that dont know, Jay Phillips is the main writer for the show on CBS called: The Neighborhood, GOING on its 6th season!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@1donmarquis132]

He did a smooth stage exit, that's how you captivate a crowd

[@Monumental_W]

Bruh went crazy but he ain't lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinlove1530]

“Hide his shoes in his lap” 😂

[@RickRijuanaPro]

Boy said "I ain't been down here in a while" 😂😂

[@markville1061]

Jay Phillips is my OG now 😂

[@johnnywalker8815]

That's what he said.

[@cycyj847]

"Then it's whatever" 😂🤣🤣😂

[@donaldmokgale3123]

LMFAO this is hilariously relatable!!!!!!!! Let's lay down and lock in baby!!!!

[@Hunnytalks]

Well done sir! 😂

[@jashanestone]

The way he locked his arm to the bed so he wouldn't get flipped his straight facts 😂😂😂😂

[@dont_crossarline1033]

That was a fire set.

[@stacehansen3140]

such good comedy - funny funny man! Serious Wisdom here!

[@LadyLexxx]

My man said fuq you mean "IT'S whateva" after allat I'm LIKE "whateva" 😂😂😂

[@completechaos1550]

Man we need a whole hour show of him to.

[@alboogie74al]

He has one on Apple" the mind of something "I can't remember full name, but he has it ✌🏾

[@mrdanshote]

Lay down and lock in 😂😂

[@TalkinWitJMO]

This brother is hilarious 😂😂😂😂I reminded it to re laugh like 5 x

[@VacanaratBTubman]

lol that high pitch laugh sent me "ha ha haaa"

[@BrackishWaters]

That was true comedy. Dude nailed it!!

[@BoodaSDavis]

Brilliant set 😂😂😂😂

[@CGYSun]

I was dying from the beginning, you hear me?!?!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@PomegranatesWeather]

2:39-3:43 😂😂😂😂 I fckn lost it 😂😂😂

[@miltonrogers1395]

Got me at work straight 😂😂😂😂

[@nightcypha]

This cat naturally funny.

[@healthyman5826]

This man is a gift to us.

[@HeartlessWon506]

To each their own, but if I’m in a healthy relationship/situationship I’m not about to bargain for sex. If I can’t turn you on or look you in the eyes & ask for it, why are we together?

[@aedinquinn8687]

Long term relationship ended when Leave It To Beaver went off the air; how do you spice up your marriage? Aedin

[@Cornbreadmuffin86]

I didn't know situationships were healthy. To each their own I guess

[@frenchlavendertarot8860]

Issa joke

[@MilkyWay-hi3yc]

OG for sure!

[@BLKSIDESHOWBOB]

😂😂😂😂 Lay down and lock in

[@ninjachannel007]

My man said "We got a mortgage together, this is stupid." LMAO Somehow I feel like his wife likes that joke more than anyone.

[@geecollins4915]

Jay Phillips is hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏾❤️💯

[@cashmoney2898]

I can relate. 😊

[@demetrictucker1664]

i laughed too hard watching this guy! keep it up bruh🙌🏿

[@Thatsriiight]

“Alright, I think that’s about it……” Funniest exit ever lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chezronstevenson6825]

"...Alright. That's about it..." 🤯SIR!! 🤣🤣🤣 !

[@Phillip-py7pc]

Aight I think uuuuuh, I thinks that about it😂😂😂😂😂

[@sabrenacarter9917]

Damn that sounds like a good date night.

[@GravityJWST]

I’m on the toilet right NOW 😂🎉❤, HE’S right!!! 😂

[@twinqt578]

Missionary is my favorite 😂

[@FROMC2C]

I Don’t feel like Cloroxing the Countertops 😅

[@quintinoutland676]

30 seconds she ain't having fun no mo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kenyah.5613]

Jay is so freaking funny! 😂😂😂😂

[@chigirld1737]

Dude is hella funny! 😅

[@06weirdo]

Had me not breathing on two different jokes.

[@daedal212]

"hee-yahh!" is crazy. 😂🤣

[@Strawberrycheesecake364]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that riding part so real

[@loveyfirstthing843]

so awesome

[@nuebeauty84]

Not the lay down and lock in... 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingjay6401]

Ive never let a woman I dated plan anything. I planned it and we both liked it. And when you start to get older you do start to tire fast

[@d-kreate5468]

This was brilliant!

[@russellstevens9927]

"That's the dude with them Yeezy's on that f*****d the bathroom up." I died so hard after that. 😂😂😂

[@dangouthier9102]

Fellas let’s say dat to our women from now on 😂 😂 let’s go lay down and lock in is raw af. Hilarious set…

[@borrowinbars9162]

Lay down and lock in😂😂😂😂😂💯

[@Thahomieblaze]

🔥🔥🔥

[@anthony562]

Real talk mayne!! 😂😂😂

[@Somethingfoulish]

😂😂😂 he funny Fr!!

[@sogrizzly9311]

He say fiiiiiiirst😂😂😂😂

[@jackshabazz]

That man don’t miss 😂😂😂 definitely need a hour long special Ps. Chocolate Sundaes, y’all should really start doing whole specials with some of these guys !!! Y’all could even charge like 5$ for them, you’d make a killing!!!

[@J_Sovereign813]

Been married for 12 years, this is all facts 😂😂😂

[@andromedaplease]

That was the most dad thing you can do at the end 😂 😂

[@FFmaxxx]

Lmfao not the judo flip.. Out here doing jiu jitsu sweeps in bed

[@GCODEGFB]

"LAY DOWN AND LOCC IN!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilduke4]

Simple and funny😂😂

[@bassthumper7331]

Classic!

[@Charleslrhodes]

hot wings 👀 lol

[@bighomieJ5X]

"Lay down lock in" 😂😂

[@MrSuccessfu1_1]

Lmboooo😂😂😂😂😂 dawg this hilarious. “That’s the dude w/ the Yeezy’s on that F’d the bathroom up.”

[@spazzdineveryway]

Ayo!! That bit about women riding is so true!!

[@bigkeith1022]

This dude been one of my favorites since the joke about kicking dogs he did a long time ago. It sounds fd up but it was hilarious the way he told it. I think it was on 1st amendment stand up.

[@brkjeff]

*Baaaarrrghhhh!*

[@turtleonthetrack]

Lay down n lock in 🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@nikkisunshine8849]

Hilarious

[@RacieRain]

😂😂 hilarious!

[@ECLECTICNOW]

Judo flip!! 😂😂😂

[@bongovybz6310]

😂😂😂 this one was funny asf

[@ThaAnalyst]

HILARIOUS

[@calebtheviceroy]

Salute to homie...

[@egalsaleman3329]

Tooo funny 😅😅😅

[@intuitmovers6927]

He look like moneybag older brother 😂😂

[@nekneversleep]

This is man is nuts!!! He said “firstttt” 😂😂😂

[@user-dy7bv6fi4u]

this dude funny 😂😂

[@Hiimurnursekiki]

He’s always been funny!! Especially in Semi pro, baby mama and soul man!

[@canman7972]

genuinely hilarious.

[@derricfriday723]

That was funny as hell

[@wreckinkrew3486]

We’re all different and the same 😂

[@ralph2ug]

This nigga had me crying irl 😂😂😂

[@kareemjohnson8059]

They don't never wanna get on top 😅..U gotta ask for it 2 days in advance!

[@toshagentry5015]

😂 let's NOT!!

[@CoachDave2023]

Yeezys😂