CHOMO’S FIRST DAY IN PRISON

[@vapingfastbreak5629]

This guy is actually pretty talented. It’s dark humor but very informative at the same time which is hard to do. Great job.

[@donengland9140]

Why must he scream like a demon?

[@ayronstout]

informative of what? are you planning on going to prison for a lil vay cay? or informative how to steal money from people by making up stories like his buddy? i dont feel preying on peoples worry of another human is the proper way to earn money, if he is what he says he is, hes not by the way because he has no backbone or entegrity, on one hand he tells you oh yea we dont like it when you take advantage of weaker people or things, yet spins a whole ass tale with his buddy pablo taking advantage of thousands, dudes a whole ass B I T C H, bet money he had bruised knees commin out county, level 2 wanna be lil mcbitch

[@shanemartinhurlock8954]

he is f-in hilarious lol

[@yungozXXX]

Not humor. It’s reality.

[@vapingfastbreak5629]

@@yungozXXX All humor especially dark is rooted in reality. What makes someone actually good at dark humor is the ability to cross that line of darkness and be clever with how they joke about it to the point where you laugh even though you wouldn’t normally laugh at that situation. Verse someone saying cruel things to be shocking. So what are you talking about?

[@planewalka]

That...was...amazing. These skitches are the funniest things I've seen in years.

[@JdDelay5150]

THANK YOU!!!

[@thekatt...]

💯💯💯 agreed

[@Knightshospitaller]

Yeah, lmao

[@williamappleget5998]

​@JD Delay Hey man! Question you were sporting a hat that said "pedofile hunter" with a AR rifle. Do you still have those? I cannot find them at your store, let me know thanks!

[@TupadreSS]

​@@williamappleget5998 I also wants that hat

[@leprechauninc]

Bro, I'm a guard at a federal prison. This is so accurate. We even have an actual big country that is exactly like your character. We even call him big country. He's backwoods as fuck. On a grievance I tell people to make sure to spell my name right. Keep doing these skits I laugh so much.

[@joseayala8506]

Chomo: *farts out of nervousness* Big country: “Yo that sounds like my size!” 💀

[@feraltaco4783]

Yo, this has me weak. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@CleepIsMe]

The level of energy coming from this man 24/7 is impressive

[@richardm6704]

ADHD is a superpower with built-in limits for everyone else's safety

[@apk878]

It's not 24/7 when he presses the record button. Does that s*** on purpose especially in the shorts but if you watch any of the longer videos actually pretty chill

[@camostrike4395]

@@richardm6704 can confirm

[@CvltCrypt]

Imagine him in all day things like ordering a pizza or buying grocery😂

[@goblin-night]

I thought before that he has a very "drill sergeant energy", and this skit is close enough to that to show how I got that idea. 😆Imagine being cornered in a prison cell and he is doing that high energy Stab-stab thing he does! Goddamn,....

[@Gary-sb3ws]

Big country whispers quietly, you gotta perty mouth from behind him.

[@flintironstag2381]

Big country - "Hey honeki, have you ever seen the movie deliverance?' Diaper sniper-"Nooooooo." Big country -"Well you're about to get real familiar with one particular scene from it...."

[@FallenMuse81]

😂😂😂😂

[@GeminiS...]

"Donkey Punch"

[@johnfkennedy8281]

Now sound off like a piggy boy go wee!!!! Louder go wee!!!

[@joryjennings7527]

@@flintironstag2381 squeal pig squeal

[@thehugemoby1780]

i love all things nerdy, anime, dnd, rpgs, you know the nerdy shit... i hate it so much that pedos are ALWAYS fans of nerdy stuff. it makes me physically ill to know that the things that i love are used as weapons to lure kids and vulnerable people for pedos sick and twisted pleasures. on a happier note love the content JD funny as always!

[@tawesssoabbox]

To be fair, same can be said about sports and religion... Most of them people are ok too.. But there are a few really rotten apples spoiling the barrel. You simply have to do your best to keep it a clean community and inform people.

[@linuxman7777]

Pedos take all kinds of forms. They are in the boy scouts, in the schools, and in the government. It is like how most people like chocolate or like other food items just because you like something doesn't make you a pedo, especially if it is something most people like.

[@gayisslay-rb4gx]

The sad thing is all the medical conditions the pedo piece of trash said he "had" is all things that victims suffer from after. Night terrors, nightmares, anxiety, depression, PTSD, all things that victims have to live with. I'm so happy their are men and women out there like this guy that love to give these things what they deserve and tell us about it. Reminds me of my old man! God bless

[@JaefarSABNW]

The Talmuds explain it.

[@paulthamm19]

Chomo sounds like Mort from family guy. Awesome video

[@jamiewhite5859]

Never been to prison and never plan to go but that was hilarious. We need to see more.

[@Enchanted_Heart521]

Ditto.😂

[@starkindustries26]

Catfish seemed like an easy character to play 😂 he’s my favorite

[@holdenbrown8225]

Or Big country

[@ericvega568]

JD, I couldn’t stop laughing at how dark and realistic this skit was. As a paramedic who routinely responds to the state PC prison in our district I see these characters and I always think of your videos. Stay safe brother and happy Easter!

[@JdDelay5150]

Happy Easter bro!!!

[@madhattergaming6473]

Any advice for someone who may be considering the medical field?

[@infdox9051]

You are brother with cons?

[@madhattergaming6473]

@jasper7714 Sounds like my life already 🤣

[@jamallabarge2665]

@@madhattergaming6473 Sure.... doctor's think that they're in charge, nurses are really in charge, everyone who doesn't have a license is just a "helper".

[@ObservingLibertarian]

[crying] oh my god, this was amazing bro. This should be a whole series, like dedicated. Day 1, day 2, day 3, the whole shebang. I need episodes and a full season to binge watch.

[@exidy-yt]

Absolute fuggin GOLD! I swear to GodBear JD, Chomo Honaki is going to make you famous. Excellent skit, and I hope you are inspired to make more. Ima sharing this as wide as I can. Happy Easter!

[@thekatt...]

❤❤❤

[@Hanoj1]

This has GOT to be a series, extremely entertaining skit.

[@Cloudwalker2011]

This is fucking quality content. I hope you treat us to another skit down the road. 😂 Happy Easter, brother!

[@JdDelay5150]

Thank you! This will be the first off a series for sure!!!

[@theracerofnightmare]

​@JD Delay we will be waiting for it

[@kingofkings69ner]

@JdDelay5150 Yea you should keep making skids of Honaki

[@mharris5047]

@@kingofkings69ner You should make more skits of Hojnacki getting his "treatments" from Big Country and Catfish.

[@claireirvine808]

Absolutely hilarious and dark! I love all the various characters you come up with, and would love to see more of the warren and the nurses!

[@pir8prod]

The diaper sniffer voice is funny AF!

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

Kyles cousin Kyle if he went to prison

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

Kyle’s cousin Kyle if he went to prison

[@MaverickRhodes-il4hq]

A "butthole with teeth" 😂😂😂 that's gonna stay with me for a long time 😂😂😂😂 classic

[@kristanricketts5028]

If only people like Honaky got 20 years... But absolutely awesome! I look forward to the next episode

[@JdDelay5150]

Ugh, there are ones that get massive amounts of time. But there’s a really bad ones. Not that any of them are really bad. Some states have much heavier laws than others. Louisiana is doing really good about the punishments for sexual offenders. The West Coast, not good at all.

[@kristanricketts5028]

@@JdDelay5150 I appreciate that. I got in with Kent's content bc my birth giver was in jail when she birthed my sis bc she was busted for trying to sell me on market. (I get h is a helluva drug) but not a single thing met her, I know God's blessing is giving me the well some are/some aren't content bc I worship Balance above all. I was full blown trafficked, and offered to Black market that a whole ace standoff happened and she still freaking got visitation 😅 I want it known women can be h∆nters like they can also be cho mos... The kiddie diddler Chesters get off too easy..... Not about it but, if h∆nting either side... I'll send ya my socks, undies, photos or cards to thank you for ridding the air of either gender fkn with kids 💚

[@scottsmith1349]

The south gives them 20 years for their crime, but the issues some states gives you 2 for 1, time serve, and whatever good behavior benefits, so they end doing 5 years and the rest on probation.

[@toddwebb7521]

Well if I was the benevolent -ish dictator they would get some therapy.... woodchipper therapy.

[@ryanhampson673]

Remember…Feet first!

[@robbiedubes]

The chomo characters are always the funniest

[@IDT69]

This is like macho man Randy Savage screaming at Mort Goldman 😂

[@JackWrittman]

"I think that's how he got here" "That's dark.... Kind of like his future" 🥇

[@lachlansanders9821]

JD you are one of the best people on youtube. you truly are a great youtuber.

[@thekatt...]

Agreed 💯

[@rogerbrannon9832]

"A piece of advice from me to you, just drop to the floor and try to cover your vital organs" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xerothedarkstar]

Knowing you're from Oregon, "I'm from Springfield" killed me bro.

[@JdDelay5150]

Yes! You know!!!

[@briannamay5459]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha i love u soo much these skits are great. Why does it feel so good to see chomos get fucked up? Even if its just skits its still great

[@JdDelay5150]

Love you too Sis!!! These ones are my favorite! I never know if KZbin is gonna let them slide or not. Lol but I enjoy doing them!

[@randomfpv22]

I’ve just done a 8hr drive from state to state. Had your vid’s playing the whole time just listening. Made my drive so much better! Very energetic and entertaining! Keep up the awesome work!

[@PopcornBroVids]

Fucking great stuff. You are such a talented and down to earth dude. I hope you and yours have a good Easter!

[@JdDelay5150]

Thank you family!!! I appreciate you so much!

[@erickrajniak8424]

You would be a great WWF character. You vs. The Big Boss Man would be a great story line.

[@GuidoLuzzi900]

Nailz played an escaped convict

[@shadowzodiac626]

I love that you have so much fun making these. I love watching them. Glad you got your life on the right track. Hoping we all stay that way!

[@InuKirinMike88]

Big Country: You gonna give me your cornbread! Honacki: But I can't eat cornbread, it hurts my tummy! Yeah he ain't talking about the food, chomo!

[@mattwise8597]

Funny as hell. Love your videos man

[@lizzygrace0926]

This was absolutely amazing!!! A part 2 would be great!! Hell a whole series would be even better!! Any continuation of what you just started would be great! Loved how you put this together! Looking forward to seeing more like this!!

[@jonr7682]

Hey JD. I found you through Jay W and I'm glad I did. Your a extremely talented man that deliver a great message. Like you I'm Irish- have ADHD- Ex Con and hate them dam pedo's and rapists. Love your energy man keep it up

[@DesertRose63]

💜JD, Thank you for the laughter! Another epic video! I so appreciate you & your work. Peace out hon, Rose💜

[@BottomShelfLive]

Shit had me rolling bro!! Funny af keep ‘em coming !!

[@hardtogetnamehere]

Every chomo should be put in GP. They should never be allowed to walk out of prison.

[@redtaylorthefox7576]

Absolutely amazing! Love these chomo skits! Please please please do more!!

[@facediaper09]

You had me at B-Hole grows teeth in 23 hours 😂🎉😂🎉 LEATHER CHERIO MATE

[@johnmarks714]

You should do a video on female chomos with teen victims. There's a major double standard in how society responds, especially other men.

[@johnmarks714]

There's been alot to hit the news lately, such as Jaqueline Ma teacher of the year in San Diego.

[@myturn1782]

These skits are priceless. This is the best thing on the tubes.

[@JdDelay5150]

Thank you!!!

[@airgunshooterssyndicate103]

Happy Easter big dawg. Much love LOYALTY and respect from Ohio

[@LynnDull-kp6hx]

J.D..please keep doing these videos ..I'm cracking the fuck up😅😅😅😅

[@watermelonhernandez1413]

the more i see this man play out the CO's the more i respect them.

[@Chris_Carlile-1992]

Every character that you portrayed was absolute perfection 😂😆 as a former Corrections Officer, those words that you had both the yelling Officer Steven and the medical staff say to the chomo are what I was always thinking and what I always wanted to say to every diaper sniffers and pee pee touchers that I had to baby sit for 50 hours a week, so I don't blame you about this because who the hell wants to hang out with or talk to chomos anyways? I sure as shit do not like chomos and I don't ever want to see their faces nor socialize with one ever because they are embarrassments to everything the world over, 😂😆 this is your best work and you really outdid yourself 😂😆 Also, chomos are like a brain tumor: they give me headaches, they make me feel sick, they make me wanna puke, and they need to be removed from the skull.......of the earth that is 😂😆

[@spaceanarchist1107]

"You look like something that crawled out of Mordor." That's an insult to Gollum and the Orcs 😂

[@trev970]

Happy Easter JD ! Great video!! ☘️🇮🇪☘️

[@JdDelay5150]

Happy Easter, Trevor! Big love for my family to yours! 🖤🤘🏻

[@spawn4death448]

Most definitely need a pt.2 I wanna find out what happens to diaper sniffer 🤣🤣

[@chrismc410]

He did give one answer: "Poop around it, boy. I ain't pullin' out"

[@Ohiotrucker1]

Goddammit Stevens, and catfish were the funniest parts in this vid. Outside of the chomo. Can't wait to see more JD.

[@tazgroceries4309]

Love the video 😂 brighten up n inspiring to many people on many days Respect bro as always from Sheffield England 🇬🇧

[@turtlethug225]

Absolutely hilarious and accurate. I can say in the state of Texas, (that may have changed) when one is being processed into prison, CO,s don't process you in. Your fellow inmates process you in. So while they are taking your mugshot and finger printing you, they are also looking through your file and can see everything! After that you spend up to 90 days in a holding cell until the unit classification committee decides where to put you. when they decide, they have a new arrival roster in the pod and it is possible that the inmate that processed you in will see your name and they will tell everyone that that individual is a chomo and when that mother fucker is on his way to his new cell assignment, everyone on the pod knows before the door to the pod opens for the first time!

[@Primal_Primat3]

Watching more and more of JD's vids, Im starting to think that those "diaper sniffer" guys, are going to have a real tough time inside.... Good shit lol

[@DanielLarsonofficia]

Jd i was a victim of childhood sa it feels good to know that inmates make chomo lives hell

[@thekatt...]

I know, right !!? 😊🇨🇦

[@deanprater5715]

First off, great videos! Your animation and intensity keep my attention. What would happen to an old war vet that killed a pedo just so he could go to prison? because he knows he will never make it to retirement. He figures prison is better than homelessness in his 70's. MYSELF OR ANYONE I KNOW DO NOTPLAN ON DOING THIS! just sounds like a interesting story

[@LadyMagnolia-mx9ns]

Cat fish excitement for the meat loaf is pretty wholesome.

[@stevenhenry8374]

JD your talent should be on a stage... Theres more hilarity in your content than ive seen in many a year... Damn I'd even make you the natural successor to Ricky Gervais for the Golden Globe awards presenter. Your energy, content, delivery and production is fking top drawer man

[@doug814]

Your skits are great. Hope there's a part two!

[@druidtrucker6038]

Oh mighty fuck! That was amazing. I was laughing so much that I had to pull over. Well done!

[@christiandean1099]

I just discovered your channel the other day, and I think you're great! I love your insight and this is the first skit I've seen, and it's the chefs kiss!

[@joshshields9229]

I'm a Eugene native. The "I'm from Springfield" line is perfect! 🤣🤣

[@tenebrousoul9368]

Lol. I had to go back and watch the "That's dark" bit, it was so good

[@disolosma]

Honestly, you need to do more of these kinds of these videos, these are just amazing! lol

[@wildcat4life972]

JD keep up the good work man love the content!

[@JdDelay5150]

Thank you!!!

[@wildcat4life972]

@@JdDelay5150 Happy Easter keep up the good work! I died when you said just curl up in a ball and protect your vital organs LOL!

[@jamesbay7534]

I love what you do Bro'!!! I got stories for hours about Ohio prisons!!! I have been in 6 different prisons in Ohio!!! (slow learner lol) And PTSD and a bunch of other insane problems lol!!!

[@kingofkings69ner]

Thanks for the entertainment! Happy Easter JD!

[@lucasedwards8593]

This man got the most energy out of any youtuber i've ever watched

[@johangraaff2278]

Bro you are my role model you are a legend

[@JdDelay5150]

I appreciate you, saying that, but I worry for your future if I am your role model 😂😂😂

[@exidy-yt]

I am sure you ment that as a complement, but yeah what JD said. LOL.

[@johangraaff2278]

​@@JdDelay5150 bro I am from suid Afrika ,white and male and I am 17 but a tribeld past and your videos helped me with my recovery

[@Sharyn81Australia]

😂😅😂😅🎉🎉🎉 I swear this is the thing that I have seen that makes me feel the best that you have ever put out keep on keeping on 🧏🏻‍♀️💯🇦🇺💋

[@NicCageForPresident2024]

This shit is hilarious it's like the prison version of when angry cops does Private potato and the shammer e4 haha

[@deadlived8858]

This is awesome and hilarious, the content has come a long way of improvements!

[@alexanderjones8787]

If Five finger Death Punch ever replaces Ivan Mooney you got my vote. Lol love your content

[@Alaskan.Crippler.Nation]

We need a playlist for these skits. Keep them coming bro. Much love bro

[@Osrszombie]

More I need more of these 😂😂😂😂 funny as f, please do a follow up haha

[@MegaSkyline69]

Happy Easter JD. It's a bitch working on Easter Sunday, but me and the guys just laughed thru this like big tattooed kids. Now we're all doing the chomo whine behind the bosses back. Childish? Definitely, but fun.

[@bikelife743]

8:19 8:19 8:19 8:19

[@bikelife743]

😂

[@bikelife743]

8:19 😢

[@bikelife743]

8:19 8: 8:19

[@bikelife743]

8:19 ❤😢❤😂❤😂😢😂😢😂😢😢😢

[@al3e2x19]

Hey man greetings from across the pond ive seen loads of your videos your sence of humour makes my day more bearable keep it up One love

[@WallyG_1995]

JD, I’m curious what you think of the Preadator poachers?

[@thekatt...]

He likes them as much as we all do.😊👍

[@JdDelay5150]

Katt knows! I love em!

[@SeagraveBL]

Look I have never been to jail or prison. I have heard these same tales from people who have. JD your chomo voice has me cracking up.

[@TheEagle4jd]

Keep up the great work JD, and happy Easter to you brother.

[@JdDelay5150]

Happy Easter Family!!!

[@stevejenkins9984]

Finally bro I been hoping for one of these full length! Pure gold!!!

[@foxfit4904]

That had to be the funniest prison sketch I've ever seen on KZbin. You've got some acting chops man.

[@thekatt...]

Agreed 💯

[@loganderksen4725]

More skits! Hahaha that was mint!

[@JdDelay5150]

Bet!!!

[@billcox8870]

You're a good writer of dark humour comedy and freaking hilarious at acting too!

[@KevinHollis]

its big country, run! lol awesome vid, bro. yes i loved the dark humor and skits, lol. positive energy your way and to those that need/want'

[@michaelhollett6039]

My guy!! We need to get a hold of SlimJim....you're the next Macho Man JD Savage!!! Snap into ChoMo!!!

[@mojaeche8046]

gonna need more skits like this. that had me laughing so hard

[@Jismysis]

The majority of your subs are survivors and this brings us comfort ❤ thank you 🙏

[@michellelynngarceau3851]

Lmao Catfish is like a strung out kid on Christmas 😂😂😂 he can’t wait to introduce Big County to his new girlfriend!

[@jironthunder7519]

The blue shirt medical part was funnier the 2nd Time around

[@annetteberry]

This s*** is so funny you should do these all the time😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@monkpool]

JD’s chomo voice never gets old 😂🤣☠️

[@thomassullivan6710]

Hi JD, thanks for keeping it real. I'm happy too hear you woke up from this nightmare. I hope you're videos are making an impact on crime 😔 You have a great way of getting you're point across. I look forward to you're videos. Always a thumbs 👍 up for you.Thankyou so much keeping it real and to the point 👉 TS

[@thomassullivan6710]

This is not my email anymore I don't want to put my real email because of scams. Thanks JD. If you want to reply please address it with TS. Thanks JD

[@thatstrami]

This was fucking hilarious lol💪🏼 Great job

[@michaelc9507]

Omg thank you I was crying laughing.. the meatloaf!!! Catfish 😂😂😂😂 This is funny as fuck

[@christownsend552]

It's big country run !!!!!! I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@callmevegito]

LMFAO its big country run!!!😂😂😂

[@JdDelay5150]

😂😂😂😂

[@jessepadziora2157]

Yo bro that's amazing for real that was great keep em coming

[@welern2liv815]

Lmfao! File that grievance! When I heard that, it cracked me up fr.

[@oskarivilmunen9724]

Foockin hilarious!👏🏻😂 Hojnacki!!!😂😂 Great stuff man, hope your channel gets up flying, Finland is waiting more shit like this.👌

[@fishingwithfoxxxy1371]

😂 Willson looks like Lester GTA5

[@JdDelay5150]

Bahahaha!!!

[@stupidkid351]

Haha this is making me laugh so hard! Happy Easter 🐰 😂