CHOMO GOES TO PARENTING CLASS

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JD Delay

JD Delay

Күн бұрын

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@intellectualiconoclasm3264
@intellectualiconoclasm3264 Жыл бұрын
This was CLEARLY the first class he taught to Cons. He still has hope and joy in his heart.
@JdDelay5150
@JdDelay5150 Жыл бұрын
We’ll fix that 😂
@chrisd2051
@chrisd2051 Жыл бұрын
Mans obviously never been in a class..... with freshmen *shivers* I'll take the convicts
@intellectualiconoclasm3264
@intellectualiconoclasm3264 Жыл бұрын
​@@chrisd2051 Good point. Plus, the Cons you can toss their shit back to. Kids, you'd get fired for it. Cons, maybe respect.
@NickSwaim100
@NickSwaim100 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@JamesGalipeau-h7i
@JamesGalipeau-h7i Жыл бұрын
Cook here. ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP. IN THIS CLASS YOU ARE GIVEN AN EGG. IF YOU COOK THIS EGG, YOU ARE ALL GETTING SIX MONTHS IN THE HOLE. IF THE EGG GETS DAMAGED IN ANY WAY YOU ARE ALL GETTING SIX MONTHS IN THE HOLE. IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH THIS EGG, YOU ARE ALL GETTING SIX MONTHS IN THE HOLE. IF YOU SHOVE THIS EGG UP YOUR ASS, YOU ARE ALL GETTING SIX MONTHS IN THE HOLE. HONESTLY, I WOULD NOT TRUST YOU DENGERATES WITH A GUMMI WORM. CLASS DISMISSED. YOU ALL FAILED. SIX MONTHS IN THE HOLE. How did I do? =D
@hansstrudel9614
@hansstrudel9614 Жыл бұрын
I love the pure “I hate you” the CO gives him. He’s offended that the chomo even bothered to speak.
@asjmpickle
@asjmpickle Жыл бұрын
I love how much joy can be had from watching a grown man bully himself in another character. I guess because it represents chomos in general.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 2 ай бұрын
Same! 😂 😂 😂
@josephsorrendino4920
@josephsorrendino4920 Жыл бұрын
Said it once. I'll say it some more. This needs to be a full on stage production.
@JdDelay5150
@JdDelay5150 Жыл бұрын
That would be so much fun!
@donnahusted4577
@donnahusted4577 Жыл бұрын
​@JdDelay5150 why are your comments being blocked by KZbin. This the inky way to make a comment on your page.
@nedkelly1306
@nedkelly1306 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but ait nobody gonna wanna play the chomo
@haroldschaefer
@haroldschaefer Жыл бұрын
​​@@nedkelly1306'll play the chomo if I get a mask. My character would also need to be brutally murdered, preferably by big country in a manner consistent with a horrible pos. I'm offering cause I believe this needs to happen. I'll do it for free!!! Edit: never mind. Couldn't play honacki as good as you.
@ThomasBoyce5000
@ThomasBoyce5000 9 ай бұрын
​​@@haroldschaeferI'll the guy who called the teacher a "narc", and I know a retired Marine who will be Officer Stephens
@ethansteen8850
@ethansteen8850 Жыл бұрын
"Show us your butthole" man I'm dead💀💀💀
@mattluttrellius4416
@mattluttrellius4416 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to get ChoMo on my hands, eeewwwwww!” 🤣👍🕶️ use the boots 🫶🏾
@CainEverest
@CainEverest Жыл бұрын
"Can't we do some classes on filling out credit forms or housing applications?" "Absolutely not, Catfish! That'd make entirely TOO MUCH SENSE!" If that isn't how most of American systems are in a nutshell
@SarafinaSummers
@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын
I almost woke the entire house up laughing at this. Ooooops!
@RT42069
@RT42069 4 ай бұрын
Sounds like high school and college to me
@sethmadsen4447
@sethmadsen4447 Жыл бұрын
Honacki reminds me of a chomo that always got his glasses broken, once a year he would get his new state glasses and never made it a whole day without them being broken off his face lol. Funny shit delay
@stoneeagle7360
@stoneeagle7360 7 ай бұрын
Funny how state glasses always seem to find a way to fly off their faces.
@messagefamilystyled1101
@messagefamilystyled1101 Жыл бұрын
I like how warden Wilson is just an older version of chomo because warden is definitely probably also a chomo
@freedomdude5420
@freedomdude5420 Жыл бұрын
This guy definitely is on something.
@ThomasBoyce5000
@ThomasBoyce5000 9 ай бұрын
Poor Officer Stephens. You can feel the vitriol in his veins with having to deal with Catfish and his tomfoolery and shenanigans, Warden Wilson, and how he's not allowed to end Hojnacki.
@MegaSkyline69
@MegaSkyline69 Жыл бұрын
Please dont ever stop doing these skits JD. Im f'kin dyin here. 😂😂
@toddwebb7521
@toddwebb7521 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Hojnaki wants to go back to his cell with big country
@zucankidev
@zucankidev Жыл бұрын
Let's just say....he's paying for protection and it's not with money.
@toddwebb7521
@toddwebb7521 Жыл бұрын
@@zucankidev #throathugs
@chrismc410
@chrismc410 Жыл бұрын
@@toddwebb7521 Big Country: poop around it boy, I ain't pulling out!!!
@Cacowninja
@Cacowninja 21 күн бұрын
Hojnacki being the genius that he is forgot about Big Country. But he'll be reminded of him soon enough Mmmhmm!
@GrumpyGuyiguess
@GrumpyGuyiguess Жыл бұрын
Watching the prisoners roast the teacher dude was hilarious 😂 7:41 this looked personal 🤣
@VaultWeasel
@VaultWeasel Жыл бұрын
lmao!!! At least he's still breathing. Mitch McConnell looked like he saw the Grim Reaper tapping on his Bulova.
@Ryan.90RS
@Ryan.90RS Жыл бұрын
Bro that voice u do sounds like a grown cartmen from South Park 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dumpsterfirelife
@dumpsterfirelife Жыл бұрын
Reminds me more of Kyle's cousin Kyle.
@natnaelberhanu-i8w
@natnaelberhanu-i8w Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Goldman from family guy
@jakeweill
@jakeweill 7 ай бұрын
Major chris farley vibes with loving the egg, my precious!!!
@Christopher_225
@Christopher_225 Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious… conscientious objector… don’t know what it means but it sounds smart! That part had me rolling. I could watch you do this for hours. I got 33 months sober and my life is going better than ever.
@sarahhapka3647
@sarahhapka3647 Жыл бұрын
This was awesome! Absolutely funny as hell, per usual JD. Keep 'em coming. The song Hojnacki sings had me almost spit out my soda, LMAO.
@torch1028
@torch1028 7 ай бұрын
The idea of a class for parenting to a bunch of non parents forced to be there in order to perpetuate the parenting class is like something from a fallout robot sketch
@ednise69
@ednise69 Жыл бұрын
Keep those skits coming!😂😂😂😂
@DonnyHoferIRL
@DonnyHoferIRL Жыл бұрын
Catfish walked right into that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elorahancock4029
@elorahancock4029 Жыл бұрын
Love these skits thank you!!
@paulmann8570
@paulmann8570 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if this will convince a lot of inmates to take up crochet.
@DEVILLXX74
@DEVILLXX74 Жыл бұрын
Being like Biden trying to mouth breath😂😂😂😂😂
@slender169101
@slender169101 Жыл бұрын
1:01 Honestly JD has a point why not give convicts/inmates the resources to build a resume and get good trade schooling under their belts so when they get out they can at keast have a chance to get a decent job. I know some prisons have that like the two state ones in my area i've seen some prisoners come out with knowledge on welding, woodshop, photography things like that who make decent livings when they get out giving them that second chance. But i guess it makes to much sense and does to much good to be given everywhere
@timothyburrier6684
@timothyburrier6684 Жыл бұрын
They are phasing all that stuff out and putting classrooms for shit like this. This is what the federal government is funding so that's what they are doing. But a parenting class might be a good thing
@ericraymond5370
@ericraymond5370 Жыл бұрын
dude i wish i had the courage to be this goofy an film, believe me ive tried and your actually good at creating characters playing them all and all that. i love what your doing keep up the good work and thanks for the stuff you do on recovery.
@zacharyogletree5574
@zacharyogletree5574 Жыл бұрын
That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life man you are awesome
@2Ryled
@2Ryled Жыл бұрын
Love love love the yelling!!. He needs his own show.
@warpony2879
@warpony2879 3 ай бұрын
You spot em we got em
@tazgroceries4309
@tazgroceries4309 Жыл бұрын
Respect bro as always from Sheffield England 🇬🇧 love your work 💯
@SarafinaSummers
@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын
Hojnaki's singing made my skin physically try to crawl offf my body!
@rustleshackleford1553
@rustleshackleford1553 Жыл бұрын
Absolute comic gold!!!
@Verruckt0104
@Verruckt0104 Жыл бұрын
This was Golden, thank you for the laugh.
@mongojrttv
@mongojrttv Жыл бұрын
Hey JD love your content can you please do a video on prison workouts. How did you get in such great shape? Any advice for someone trying to get in shape for the summer? Thanks
@JdDelay5150
@JdDelay5150 Жыл бұрын
I got you bro!
@chrisf.3514
@chrisf.3514 Жыл бұрын
🤣 DAMN, THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL!!
@davidoberdorf3732
@davidoberdorf3732 Жыл бұрын
I love these skits. Thanks JD. Please do more.
@SuperSmelly
@SuperSmelly Жыл бұрын
Warden Wilson's prolly a chomo too😂
@furiousfusion7890
@furiousfusion7890 Жыл бұрын
Oh damn, this got a heart. Does that confirm it?
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm Жыл бұрын
​@@furiousfusion7890...I'm scared to find out.
@TheSuperyoshi1
@TheSuperyoshi1 Жыл бұрын
The title alone made me say hell nah, but fr keep this stuff up guys like you have been helping through hard tkmes and staying out of trouble. When i was 17-19 i had a police interaction prolly once a month on average, now im just turning 23 and havent even had a ticket in over 3 years. Mad respect to guys like you
@DesertRose63
@DesertRose63 Жыл бұрын
💜Hi JD! It's Rose💜 Oh hon! I laughed my arse off! Totally enjoyable! You KNEW I needed this laugh! I LoVe this community! Peace & love to you & yours!💜
@dogloversrule8476
@dogloversrule8476 7 ай бұрын
JD in a polo is something I’ve never thought I’d see
@Paralyzed-rm6vc
@Paralyzed-rm6vc Жыл бұрын
These skits make my day 😂
@DomInARK
@DomInARK Жыл бұрын
Steven’s with the clap back 😂
@kristanricketts5028
@kristanricketts5028 Жыл бұрын
Is Warden Wilson giving we need to check his hard drive vibes? Am i missing a stereotype type or is he? Catfish is my fav, so far. But, hows Hojnacki sitting after cellin with BC 😂
@RaggyP
@RaggyP Жыл бұрын
You come up with all the dialogue? Straight comedy!
@ianbenoit8199
@ianbenoit8199 Жыл бұрын
Oh, JD, you gotta hang onto this Johnson character. I feel like he’ll slowly but surely warm up to the convicts and hate on Hojnacki just as much as they do!
@warpony2879
@warpony2879 3 ай бұрын
Support yiur local cheyomo chasers you spot em we got em
@robbaia7248
@robbaia7248 Жыл бұрын
Yep amazingly hilarious , that skit can be used for a lifetime. Keep it coming 👍👍👍
@KB-vf4gz
@KB-vf4gz Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 JD I would love to see a skit with just chomo and post your bloopers after words do you crack up and mess up when you do these ???? 😂😂😂😂 I love you dude 😂😂
@queens552
@queens552 Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to where this series goes
@Itsnobigdealowillbeokay
@Itsnobigdealowillbeokay Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the “I hate you” Simple and to the point
@AncientIrishCelt
@AncientIrishCelt Жыл бұрын
Prison humour is so goddamn funny so the authorities can add comedy classes to the curriculum of pointless shit.
@mofro7652
@mofro7652 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for involuntary coming to class
@goldhound6105
@goldhound6105 Жыл бұрын
Awesome hat and shirts I'm definitely getting one
@ManuelPinner
@ManuelPinner Жыл бұрын
Warden Wilson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@redpapa859
@redpapa859 5 ай бұрын
I volunteer for crochet class they give you two shakes just for showing up
@crktritual
@crktritual Жыл бұрын
Thanks for cheering us up.
@joshuawatson575
@joshuawatson575 10 ай бұрын
We need more of this.. hilarious. Make this a series
@OscarTheScrapper
@OscarTheScrapper Жыл бұрын
Happy Mother's Day, to all the Mother's, Hey did you know Mother's Day happens to be the one day of the year with the least crime? So that tells me you mothers are too busy being loved and not able to be out committing crimes.. Have a wonderful day everybody.
@MrConfrigo
@MrConfrigo Жыл бұрын
what about the day before, guess some kids are getting mom something nice
@OscarTheScrapper
@OscarTheScrapper Жыл бұрын
@MrConfrigo I rewrote it does that sound better?
@markiusgalfordii9248
@markiusgalfordii9248 Жыл бұрын
Funny as hell as usual😂
@Porquefi835
@Porquefi835 Жыл бұрын
I love your skits.
@camsmith3123
@camsmith3123 9 ай бұрын
I would love to see more of this series.
@idkissausername1667
@idkissausername1667 Жыл бұрын
0:53 the delivery behind that "I HATE YOU" was fucking hysterical
@xNobodyOfConsequenceX
@xNobodyOfConsequenceX Жыл бұрын
"I need a whole plate of heebies for the jeebies that done gave me." 💀💀🤣🤣
@kingofkings69ner
@kingofkings69ner Жыл бұрын
I've been looking forward to more of these episodes
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Жыл бұрын
Officer Stevens' "I hate you" is hilariously just pure.
@BananaBoy_420
@BananaBoy_420 Жыл бұрын
"I HATE YOU!!!" 😂😂😂😂 I love your content bro
@yormhammerson530
@yormhammerson530 Жыл бұрын
God I allready don't like Mr Johnson.
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer Жыл бұрын
It's a toss up between him, the cho mo and the warden for most hated. It's still the cho mo but the other two are close behind. Gotta love this man's acting ability.😂
@JdDelay5150
@JdDelay5150 Жыл бұрын
Thank you bro!!!
@JdDelay5150
@JdDelay5150 Жыл бұрын
He’s awful 😂
@yormhammerson530
@yormhammerson530 Жыл бұрын
@JD Delay like ho naki is a chomo and every nerve in my being says Kill. Warden willson is groan indusingly inept and useless. But johnson just strikes me as every type of know it all kiss ass sacks of shit I've ever met
@mickeyt3389
@mickeyt3389 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the skit comedy
@BTKYG
@BTKYG 11 ай бұрын
Wow Man this presentation was so captivating, immersive, & ultimately enlightening. Hand on the Bible I genuinely felt just like I was attending a mandatory parenting 101 class with a chomo in prison school for virtually the entire skit. You rule dude, nothin' but success
@CamCrouch04VA
@CamCrouch04VA Жыл бұрын
The warden’s voice reminds me a little bit like Droopy the dog
@remirez2k3
@remirez2k3 Жыл бұрын
honestly from your skits and info given about being inside crocheting could actually be a useful skill I.E. warm items for winter
@jasongoodman3495
@jasongoodman3495 Жыл бұрын
I should not have been drinking when I watch this I spent my entire bottle of water out
@JdDelay5150
@JdDelay5150 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stevemcknelly5036
@stevemcknelly5036 Жыл бұрын
Where is Big Country when you need him?
@JdDelay5150
@JdDelay5150 Жыл бұрын
Not in classes 😂
@ryanleslie7646
@ryanleslie7646 10 ай бұрын
​@@JdDelay5150 mmhm sho nuff.
@Ploperator
@Ploperator Ай бұрын
Jesus Christ this was the hardest laugh i’ve had in a month… LEEEEET’S GOOOOOO
@slowjoe108
@slowjoe108 Жыл бұрын
Catfish is my hero cuz dont nobody want chomo on they hands while the connyenchus objecting 🤣
@Heinj36
@Heinj36 Жыл бұрын
"show us your bhole!", that is hilarious, I say that all the time and this is the first time I've ever seen this video lol
@ReaIHuman
@ReaIHuman Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, been looking forward to this series.
@jonathan_q_arbuckle1976
@jonathan_q_arbuckle1976 Жыл бұрын
Ooooh, crocheting! I’ll sign up!
@jonsmith1779
@jonsmith1779 Жыл бұрын
Id have waited until the last day to break the egg. Just so it would be that much more that he was so close lmao
@mrdyvig
@mrdyvig 5 ай бұрын
Dude! Get the chomo! He's RIGHT THERE!
@johnnyrockit913
@johnnyrockit913 3 ай бұрын
Gotta love how the hate is universal for chomos behind the wall. Even amongst the guards lol
@thegame63775
@thegame63775 Жыл бұрын
i could not stop laughing great video
@sphix4718
@sphix4718 Жыл бұрын
These are so good!!!! Much love
@tomothanrahan4467
@tomothanrahan4467 Жыл бұрын
Honestly love the clips just as good as Chappell show keep it up man. Gonna post this on every one yard gotta get more engagement.
@hearnick4865
@hearnick4865 7 ай бұрын
A Chomo in parenting class is the most backwards thing imaginable 💀
@JRotten
@JRotten Жыл бұрын
Best video yet.... Except for the other 100 great ones.....lol
@adisalmonas
@adisalmonas 8 ай бұрын
Why am i only just discovering this? It's hilarious!
@sickyplagued1
@sickyplagued1 8 ай бұрын
Dude, JD, you got me crying laughing over here xD love that shajte! XD
@SuperTristin101
@SuperTristin101 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for chomo the musical
@floridaman6716
@floridaman6716 Жыл бұрын
Preemptively before I watch I hope big country gets a hold of em 🤞🤞
@Dot2-mb3zk
@Dot2-mb3zk 3 ай бұрын
Im very interested in a few things 1. Was this based on a real childcare class for convicts? 2. If so, did they actually expect the convicts to carry around an unrefrigerated processed egg? Or was the egg delivered hot from the chicken? I know the contents of the egg remain non-poisonous longer before you sanitize it. 3. Hojnacki has the little rainbow stuffy for the rest of the series? Was he given the stuffy, or did he steal it 👀
@goldhound6105
@goldhound6105 Жыл бұрын
Your skits are great man
@Flan_Of_Hate
@Flan_Of_Hate Жыл бұрын
"Re zoo may" 😂
@lillianedwards1503
@lillianedwards1503 2 ай бұрын
Oh, man, this is gold. The overly enthusiastic Mr. Johnson reminds me of Chris Jericho's Learning Tree gimmick in AEW, and Hojnacki getting tag-teamed by Big Country and PorterHouse - while getting dumped on by Officer Stevens, Catfish, and all the rest - never gets old. More dunking on Hojnacki, please - it's awesome.
@BigBWolf90
@BigBWolf90 Жыл бұрын
"You don't even need to be around no imaginary childrens FREAK!"
@knutelindstrom3716
@knutelindstrom3716 Жыл бұрын
LOL! “Well…when you say it like that!”
@Tsukasa6669
@Tsukasa6669 Жыл бұрын
It cracks me up everytime the CO is in these because my last name is actually Stephens, spelled diff but pronounced the same 😂
@brimstonefootsteps4332
@brimstonefootsteps4332 Жыл бұрын
Dude for real, you could have another company producing videos! You shit is flawless and great to watch, You have my only bell icon.
@Enchanted_Heart521
@Enchanted_Heart521 Жыл бұрын
😂 Mr. Johnson is the un-chomo version of Hoejnaki.
@flintironstag2381
@flintironstag2381 6 ай бұрын
That guy teaching the parenting class was WAY TOO HAPPY....makes you wonder....
@romellocox806
@romellocox806 Жыл бұрын
Bruh Warden Wilson seems like he’s drunk all day every day at the prison 😂😂😂 Hojnacki don’t need that teddy bear lol 😂😂
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