Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 54

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@bananajoe9951]

Chris: "I can't get a job because autism" Also Chris: "I cured my autism via binaural beats and frequencies"

[@SPAMTONGG]

Also Also Chris: “It doesn’t suit my lifestyle”

[@ewrgaming]

That’s what autism is lol

[@whoknowswhocares885]

It’s not the lack of a job that is annoying at this point. But the fact that the Sonichu comic, Chris’s claim to fame is still very rarely being worked on. For any artist there are points where time off from working a job and dedicating time to their art is necessary. But Chris doesn’t bother to further his claim to fame regardless of how crap it is. He just shamelessly begs for money and wastes it and continues to believe that he is famous from Sonichu (despite the fact he never worked on it) but is so self entitled that Chris is too lazy to work on or to keep up his production of his business. If he was just dedicated to the garbage he produced no matter how terrible it is, he would have look just a little bit respectable, but no. Chris just believes it’s ok to whine and beg for money without giving anything in return.

[@anxietyfox4322]

Even more annoying is how all of their moneymaking schemes are so dumb and lazy. Chris could be making their own actual crayola model magic figurines and drawing commissions for actual money, but even that's too much work so instead he buys amiibos and "customizes" them by glueing on parts from other amiibos. It's not only less original than actual handmade products, but they have no profit margin. Even an idiot like Chris should realize that childrens modeling clay is cheap so the production cost of one figurine would be counted in pennies and could be sold for anything from 50 to 200 bucks, netting them a nice profit. Assuming they'd take the time to make them look nice, of course. But no, because that would require effort and Chris hates effort. Don't even get me started on how the last real issue of Sonichu was started over a decade ago and took him 8 years to finish. Fuck, Chris could have sold t-shirts that require him to do nothing but upload and image to the store to be printed. Actually monetized their youtube presence. Instead they're selling ancient stamps that nobody following him wants, broken and filthy old toys, and even when somebody pays him for a commission or a video greeting Chris can't be arsed to deliver. Chris just wants people to send them free money without giving anything in return, and e-begging is the next best thing because it just requires him to make one minute long video with their phone. There, I made a tiktok video begging for money, hail me as a great artist and pay for my mortgage. All of their money problems would be so much lesser if they just stopped throwing all of their cash on plastic toys and actually worked on their claim to fame for once.@@whoknowswhocares885

[@Zedsdead83]

Also chris😍barbussy. Mmmmmmm.

[@lakobause]

Chris’s Sonic totem looks like something that grants you a wish but kills a member of your family in return.

[@shanemiller2686]

Wish upon cwc version

[@juanlmontejo]

A truly cursed item

[@alfonsogallardo8943]

And then grants the wish with a dark twist

[@diegomedina9637]

Yeah but it gives your wish to Chris instead.

[@kurgan1]

What if i want immortality for my family

[@TanaNanner]

The fact that somebody actually bought the Sonic totem for 1k and then Chris wasted EVERY PENNY after constantly begging for money is one of the most depressing things I have ever seen.

[@puddinpants5790]

Honestly, I'm often much more frustrated with his enablers than I am with him and Barb by themselves.

[@gabebarbieri194]

@@puddinpants5790 exactly. FUCK whatever selfish ass person bought that totem so they can feel like they have a part of Christory, whilst enabling Chris. It’s such bullshit

[@jord_2wYT]

As depressing as the totem is terrifying. Can't wait for the last thing I see on my deathbed to be an ad for its $1b resale being beamed into my brain chip.

[@erenyeager3655]

@@puddinpants5790 the people who are enablers are easy to spot, they usually refer to him as she.

[@sunblest]

I want a pay per view livestream of burning it, where the funds go to charity

[@KMACKTIME]

Barbs lifeless eyes and deadpan voice made me realize they’re are some things worse than death

[@Oegyeindraws]

her lack of eyebrows freaks me out the most

[@actuallyatlas]

@@Oegyeindraws Congratulations, you got me laughing my ass off

[@r4v3n_02]

She looks like Chris has a gun to her, it is so fucking disturbing.

[@sleepytransfem]

@@Oegyeindraws Right tho?! Her lack of eyebrows make me feel sick.

[@BigYosh]

Being “ray ped” by Chris is definitely a fate worse than death

[@AkamuSlayer]

Watching Barb beg for donations from strangers so their utilities don't get shut off while wearing a 24-karat gold necklace Chris just bought her is fucking surreal.

[@Lifesizemortal]

Barb's lack of autonomy certainly rubbed off on Chris

[@windowlickerch.4241]

Its especially funny cus if I remember correctly she was the one who pawned off loads of Bob's possessions right after he died too

[@elitebrothers4256]

And still doing the dementia stunt

[@XombieLejon66]

Just like Chris begging for money. While surrounding himself with expensive toys and junk. Rotten apple don't fall far from the decaying tree.

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

@@elitebrothers4256 What makes you think it's a stunt?

[@timhurlburt4506]

Barb's soulless eyes staring straight, unblinkingly, motionlessly into the camera scared the absolute hell out of me.

[@HGAMES69]

Same

[@efewseekay96]

OMG..........💗💗💗💗 THIS! hah

[@ksen97]

She has dementia obviously in that video, honestly it makes what Chris has done to here that much more fucked

[@adambutler1513]

@@ksen97 yeah that thought literally has me cringed tf out bad stoned rn at the thought of it

[@firstduckofwellington6889]

@@ksen97 What makes you think that you can diagnose someone? And why specifically dementia?

[@lafenetre9733]

I get genuinely pissed off when I hear that they get a new pet. Not only are they acting like they have money to burn, but having animals living in that hoarder hole has literally caused at least one of them to die.

[@arkesh110]

At least two now

[@oliverp3545]

Well one of them lost half a foot because of the hoarding.

[@bioticjedi3864]

Now that Chris is in jail and I'm sure the trolls will loot that House, I hope they take those pets to new owners who'll actually care for them

[@bioticjedi3864]

@@arkesh110 and I'm sure they're still in that hoard, buried under a cum stained officer nasty

[@chrisamos521]

This is something I don’t see frequently enough, it really infuriates me how they treat the animals and seemingly don’t care fuck it makes me so angry

[@yobin3711]

I like how he keeps specifying "Chris' *trollsome* gal-pal" even though literally all Kim does at this point is leave completely normal replies on Chris' Facebook posts.

[@DKC_Returns]

Yea, lol. She's a troll who is so committed that she's no different than a legit her gal pal now.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

She’s “trollsome” because at the time she was still leaking private stuff

[@fireassassin1688]

Kim is the same person who went out on a "date" with Chris as Emily and left him for the pickle man this troll was stalking chris in real life for almost a decade

[@ginogatash4030]

​@@fireassassin1688 at this point it feels like she's sticking with Chris out of pity and lucrative interest like the old galpals.

[@TheEldorado1991]

"Kim" saw a rather radical character transformation arc from being the former-troll-turned-pseudo-online ally of Chris over the years

[@69piksel]

“Later that day, she tweeted; ‘Fleena mokka, Peena pokka, inkie pinkie boo boo’” At this point I’m not even phased by it anymore

[@reeferseasalt]

Yeah, it's a lot less amusing as they age physically

[@areallycoolhat5427]

Its weird how he almost acts more childish the older he gets

[@American-Zero]

@@areallycoolhat5427 a grown man speaking gibberish..that's a what a child does.

[@XeiDaMoKaFE]

And the way Reno narrates it as if it had actual content is hilarious

[@jordanford9320]

​@@areallycoolhat5427he's like a mental Benjamin button

[@redline1916]

Imagine going under the Mexican Folk Art section, scrolling through a bunch of random art pieces that represent Mexican culture only to land your eyes upon a sonic totem.

[@craigtucker6001]

Ah yes, my favorite part of Mexican culture

[@amateurwave3593]

@@craigtucker6001 speedy Gonzalez

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@craigtucker6001 mine to and I wish I bought it to burn it

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Chupacabra?

[@Maxiom5]

Truly the likes of Frida Kahlo, Maria Izquierdo, Rivera, Siqueiros, Paz, and Azuelo would be honored to count Chris among the numbers of great Mexican artists.

[@whitneybaxter3299]

The most unbelievable thing in Chris’s entire life is that someone actually purchased that sonic totem pole for $1.500

[@ninjajiggles]

It looked like nightmare fuel

[@RatkingGorbo]

I want it more than anything

[@2fingacriminal]

also his striped tshirt for about that much

[@bioticjedi3864]

I'd write it off as a donation

[@rexdittmar3095]

The fact that he then failed to mail it bothers me more than the fact that it sold; imagine a free $1,500 that you just throw away

[@blusterkong1996]

God, it's so horrible realizing that Chris has been referring to Barb as things like "dear" and "love" for years

[@reeferseasalt]

In a purely psychopathological sense, that's the closest they've ever gotten to any semblance of love and security

[@highlander2319]

you say that like it's a big revelation but the dude literally said he had thought of/dreamed of having sex with his mom

[@ChrisC-qh4io]

Barb is awful and forced chris to cuddle her even saying she would kill herself if he didn't. Chris is a disgusting monster but Barb is also guilty she is like the mom from the movie psycho. Chris literally wore her underwear a long time ago.

[@portiaanderson1638]

@@ChrisC-qh4io wait when...omg

[@totaliasmoronus91]

@@portiaanderson1638 Chris made a Little Big Planet 3 animation on autism and claimed that the best way to support a child with autism was to "just hug them...even if they don't want it" and continued "that's what my mom did with me" (this isn't how you help autistic kids obviously). Barb threatening to kill herself is pretty common tbh just anytime Chris wanted to leave or when she started wearing female clothes/ makeup

[@chibbersthesquirrel6189]

"Curiously, she listed the item under Mexican Folk Art." My sides are in orbit.

[@ferrer497]

She thought of it as a Piñata 😹

[@salis-salis]

My guess - he thinks it's a pinata?

[@jjcoola998]

Yeah I’m dying here

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

LMAO

[@willmatheson]

Boomer Houseguest: "What's that?" Me: "Um... Mexican Folk Art."

[@Bandicooch]

I love how Geno describes simple things like what Netflix is. Is like he's leaving it for aliens in the future so even they can understand Chris.

[@Sax_Banana]

We barely understand chris, so i doubt that the aliens would

[@baconoctopus1410]

He's one of the greatest things humanity ever produced, if anything deserves to be preserved it's him.

[@FayeSomething]

If aliens find this after humanity has gone extinct they think Chris is a pedigree or god or something lol

[@tehathleticone]

academic citations simple as

[@theeturnone]

he does a great job. . i knew about 10 percent of what chris chan was. . then this doc started and i cant wait till the next episode. geno has me hooked. . lol

[@TeethSink]

Genuinely miss old Chris, especially the liquid saga and how smug Chris was when he thought he had a genuine picture of Clyde.

[@oliverp3545]

"YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAK! HAHA!"

[@masterenclave]

2009 was the golden year of Christory.

[@Post98w]

Back when he was just an endearing idiot and not completely insane.

[@TheCertifiedHotdog]

It was tragic but funny then, its just tragic at this point

[@narcissisticcultleader]

frr it was comedy back then, now it's getting darker and more cringey, especially with the most recent news

[@ahernez174]

Barb begging for money with her eyes wide open, not blinking at all, is absolutely terrifying...

[@owenperkins1999]

That’s what I see in my nightmares

[@ebony-blythenewns9513]

god isnt it just . watching this at night with all the lights off and im convinced ill be having nightmares

[@felsiccanis]

God yeah, especially with that music in the background.

[@CynicalDevil]

While an insturmental version of "blue velvet" plays on the background, no less.

[@Zedsdead83]

With a sparkling new gold necklace. Insanity.

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

Can’t wait for this shit to get meta “On January 9 2019 a user by the name geno Samuel...”

[@ReaperCH90]

Reasons to not die

[@NegiWhite]

As soon as Geno mentions Jacob Sockness it'll all go to shit

[@SpiralPoliFemboy]

@@NegiWhite We ain't too far. We will be with the Idea Guys by the end of the year and by 2022's end we will be in the modern saga.

[@salis-salis]

I'd like to eventually get in-depth specials like Complete Liquid Chris saga, a Megan docu, Game Place thru the years, something along those lines. Once this series is "modern saga" and has to wait for new content... also GenoSamuel could do extra parts from back when, like .5 eps; there are still old stuff to cover if you want to be *really* comprehensive ;)

[@aliveandwellinisrael2507]

@@NegiWhite it would have been more entertaining if Jacob had managed to reach Chris IRL

[@mattkozak896]

Every time Barb begs for money I can't tell if I'm seeing the haunted far-gone gaze of a broken woman, or just the awkward camera shyness of someone who really hates being recorded.

[@HomekittyL2]

Probably the latter. I remember during the Julie saga, when Barb was on her way out to a funeral, she got pissed off at Chris approaching her with a camera. Though you could chalk that up to grief over her lost sister as well.

[@sou1creeper211]

I just think she's going senile tbh

[@creamcannon825]

@@HomekittyL2 she got caught singing while Chris was on a call and denied she sang, so I imagine she's really just shy

[@HomekittyL2]

@@sou1creeper211 I don't know, she says she has dementia but in one of the more recent episodes of the doc she gets mad the the dogs are out and talks in a way she never usually does on camera. She probably puts on an act to play up the pity money and didn't know Chris was filming out of view. Can't be sure though

[@sukyamam]

@@HomekittyL2 do you still think that now?

[@jangofett7421]

“I’d like to be done adulting” Chris you never at any point lived an adult life.

[@biziblanco]

most teenagers have lived more adult lifes than Chris just by getting a part-time summer job

[@reeferseasalt]

Arrested development at 8

[@_Capybara_]

20:13 The way barb just walks in while Chris is live-streaming a video is straight out of a horror movie. She just stands there not even making herself known. Actually creeped me out a lot more than most horror movies nowadays.

[@Anonymous8421]

I thought the same

[@pastelhotmess9299]

Right!

[@newwaveknight1]

How could an entrance that slow still be a fucking jumpscare like that? 😳

[@TheVioletBunny]

Yep the Chris Chan story is a real life horror film 40 hours and more of true horror.

[@viraleffectz]

Sneak 100

[@tykykable]

Really glad Geno documented the 'Fleena mokka, Peena pokka, inkie pinkie poo boo' tweet, a truly monumental moment in modern-day Christory.

[@grimmsby3011]

Chris was less sad to watch when he was simply making cover songs about being a virgin with rage

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

oh yes he was, he was quite sad and pathetic, i mean, yes hes gotten worse and worse, but even from the beginning, it was clear he was far gone down the rabbit hole, and reeked of all that is a pathetic failure at life, and the one thing he has succeeded in, was, upping the levels, and expanding on just how high the levels of cray-cray can go lol

[@Ananda_The_Destroyer]

Yeah that was pretty entertaining tbh

[@tiajoseph7309]

Those were the days.

[@DonPeyote420]

the chickens came to roost

[@bretvyon2336]

At least he wasn't pushing 40 back then..

[@damnbro_idc]

Christine makes me feel more financially responsible despite being a GenoSamuel3 channel member.

[@notatrollll]

Im sick of people feeling sorry for him and sendinf them money when he begs. They get disability, ssi, and money from bobs death monthly. They have more than enough to pay bills, minimum payments, and food but they put themselves into severe debt. Chris thinks credit cards are free money. It’s frustrating when he complains banks and loan companies are evil for putting pressure on them to pay.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

@@notatrollll I imagine both Bob and Barb have pensions that pay out too

[@atticusstark5197]

@@DSPHistoricalSociety can pensions be garnered by the state? I know Barbara is over 100k in debt by this point.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

@@atticusstark5197 No clue tbh- especially in Virginia. Also forgot to mention Barb's social security

[@hatsoff4524]

I watch this guy to remind myself I'm marginally better than Chris, even if I thought I'm a fuck up every now and then.

[@CharlesJudePrestia]

What might push me over the edge after marathoning 54 episodes in a week is that GOSH DANG PS4 VIDEO MUSIC

[@robokid20001]

Has anyone found a link to the music yet?

[@lucalinadreemur9448]

I know that's what hell sounds like. Chris yall long with that damn music playing

[@felsiccanis]

Oh my god same

[@shinigamisway1645]

Dude I swear I've started referring to the "trans arc " as the "PS music arc " because it annoys me so fuckin much.

[@jeouxgreen2021]

It really does make the video segments even more difficult to watch

[@Reionder]

That video in which Barb just stands over Chris like a specter is legit the scariest and funniest Chris Chan thing I've seen yet lmao

[@DrMemesYT]

She's acting like my sleep paralysis demon.

[@dangerousd1312]

very ghoulish

[@reala90]

Are ya winning son?

[@bornrevolution]

for me it was the most horrifying. their interactions with each other are straight out of a nightmare.

[@shugzm9016]

@@reala90 😂😂😂

[@LiSfan2000]

Chris trying to repair the irrepairable shirt that represents his past self is so poignant that I almost cried.

[@triplepinata27]

😂

[@triplepinata27]

It’s legitimately so true

[@four_hundred7667]

Thank you for teaching me a new word!

[@jackhazardous4008]

Immediately gives up because "I'm not getting smarter from this and i wanna watch Frasier " and then still uploads the video

[@GatesOfAvalon1]

"Several professional tailors who repairs clothes for a living said it was impossible to repair, so I'm just going to do it myself!" Yes, very smart Chris

[@MisterSynyster]

I'm not sure Barbara actually blinked that whole video. It sounds like she's reading off a card but her eyes never turn from direct camera contact

[@DeltaPi314]

she blinked once. i counted

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

I can't tell, because I had to look away. It's like having a stare down with Nosferatu.

[@blueguygaming1330]

@@CinnamonGrrlErin1 Who was flickering the lights?

[@LeviForWaifu]

She was trying to make people think she has dementia to get pity donations. She doesn't.

[@Wrath003]

@@DeltaPi314 more like a good four to five times you really have to look for her fast ass eye lids to close and open

[@Honor_Knight]

Wow, ok, Barb hovering in the doorway hit me like a ton of bricks; my Grandma does EXACTLY this. She started showing signs of dementia about 10-15 years ago, and the unblinking, dead eyed stare right at you is one of her hallmarks. She just turned 87 and can no longer walk on her own, but will still stare at you from the couch. I watched her go from an active, kind, humorous woman to a vegetable that cannot do anything, cannot form a sentence, and forgot all of us ages ago. God, typing this only makes my blood boil and become more furious for what Chris did to Barb. My Grandma hasn't spoken a coherent word in years, thinks her dead parents are on their way every day to take her home, and that she has school with the nuns soon. She can't take medications properly and sucks on them thinking they're hard candies, and has to be hand fed like a toddler because she doesn't know how a fork or straw works anymore. She's dead weight when my family tries to pick her up into a wheelchair to go to the bathroom or bedroom because her brain can't properly communicate to her limbs what they need to do. I cannot even fathom how terrified and confused my Grandma would be if a twisted person like Chris assaulted her. Literally no clue what's going on, and not understanding why she's in pain later. Barb might be younger than my Grandma, but seeing that dead stare and the approximate timeline of this doc and current events, she's either on her way or already is like my Grandma. I'm not a Christorian and my only knowledge of Chris and the Chandlers comes from this doc. I don't know their current state but I am continuing with this series, so I guess that means I'll know soon. I just had to stop and write this when I saw the eerily familiar behavior of Barb. EDIT: Thank you so much to everyone who commented on this, I wasn't expecting it at all and I appreciate it very much! I wrote this initial comment 6 months ago. It's with a heavy heart that I say my Grandma passed away a month ago, peacefully in her sleep. Two of my aunts were with her when it happened. One of them has lived with my Grandma for almost 30 years, and they both said they could tell she was about to go in the week prior. I am the only grandchild on that side of my family so we're all pretty close and tight-knit; definitely a blow to us, but we all agreed that it's for the best and she's in a much better place now.

[@markgado8782]

I feel you. Bless.

[@napkin60]

Sorry you gotta go through that, thanks for sharing your insight.

[@pencerism]

oh my fucking god, that it unsettling. dementia is a bitch.

[@jjabbott7249]

So sorry you have to experience that.

[@DannyMorrs]

I wish I could say it gets better, both the situation with your grandma and the story of Chris Chan. But doing what you can for your grandma and supporting her is all you can do to make things easier. I wish you and your family all the best As for Chris, it only gets worse from here on out. You may want to cut now to avoid a lot more cringey and disturbing videos of ebegging from Barb, and all the things Chris put her through

[@xedalpha1]

I just realised he calls Barb ‘dear’ at this point. Considering what just came to light 🤢

[@slep_p]

i had that same gut wrenching feeling when i heard that, holy hell what a wild ride

[@mightquinnable]

It’s crazy how it’s been the devil in the details for so long too.

[@MandVersusNature]

I came to say this

[@sirstupid2670]

Foreshadowing in its most ominous form

[@jessicasoto6213]

Can someone post the timestamp? I got to the part :( 21:07

[@moshybyt]

It’s so weird to see Modern Chris wearing the classic shirt. So much has changed around him/her. That shirt is a artifact of the era of Chris where he was a gullible man child, who was the target of bullying and teasing. Modern Chris is a warning of what would happen if you decide to give up, do nothing in life and live the same day on loop. Modern Chris wearing the classic shirt is a reminder that things can always get worse if you don’t ever try to make things better.

[@CyclopsMonabeckman]

Digging up an old shirt, like digging up the past. That's poetic.

[@lils426]

@@CyclopsMonabeckman and trying to fix it, even though it’s unfixable

[@vulgardisplayofpink5668]

@@lils426 Damn.

[@jackrussell3084]

​​@@CyclopsMonabeckman it's like, if we live long enough to see ourselves become the hero that slays the monster that is our past self.

[@toxics.]

Im legit concerned that when Barb dies, Chris will keep her body in the house, not telling anyone as he pretends everything will be ok. I cant even fathom the Barbs death saga...

[@Miracleman227]

I made a bet that Chris will turn her corpse into a Sonichu art project and try to sell it on ebay before the police arrive. But only time will tell soon.

[@velvetineproductions]

Probs try sell her crispy corpse on eBay 'own an authentic piece of CWC history for only $100,000'

[@velvetineproductions]

@@Miracleman227 GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE 🤙🏻

[@Miracleman227]

@@velvetineproductions And the trolls on Ebay will raise the bid to millions of dollars before reporting it and getting Chris's Ebay profile banned Hahaha

[@Your_Landlord]

I'm sure he'll keep her around as long as possible so she can still receive her checks.

[@nowasiwassaying...1699]

It's PAINFUL watching Chris get $1500 and immediately spending ALL OF IT on toys, only to cry about stress that someone needs to buy their $1000 stamp collection so chris and barb can "break even." And then Chris and Barb making an emergency video claiming they are about to have their electric cut off so someone needs to buy their stamp album 🙄 It is giving me second-hand anxiety. Edit: ONLY TO FIND OUT CHRIS DIDN'T EVEN SEND IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! CHRIS LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN NEED TO DO ANYTHING BUT SEND THE DAMN THING!!!

[@yourik.1260]

he is like a junkie tbh selling his shit just so he can get his "fix"

[@birdsmoko]

Literally tho. It makes me wish I had a cryptid Sonic totem that someone would willingly pay 1,500 for

[@lasskinn474]

what if I told you that it was always just to buy more toys and hoard? they spent the soc security money on the bills, chris went on camera to beg for money while they had money too. plus there's the thing that if the utilities had actually been cut that might have gotten them placed into some government housing for being inept at taking care of themselves and it would've been better for everyone in the end.

[@user-te5nh3li3f]

when barb is doing the emergency video she has the 400 dollars necklace on

[@SelfDefenseMartyAndTheDeathRat]

​@@user-te5nh3li3f yupp

[@PigMan161]

I screamed twice during this video. Once when Barbara came peering round the door like a monster from a horror game. And second when I saw Chris wearing “The Classic”. Actually unbelievable stuff

[@lorenzocampici7885]

Honestly I bursted out laughing when barb pulled up in the middle of the video

[@GodleyX]

At what time? I was just listening, not watching.... Lol

[@jasa5861]

@@GodleyX 20:10

[@Jumpenny]

i was reading this comment wondering when the first thing happens, scrolled back up and there she was....

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

I'm surprised that The Classic was salvageable. I thought for sure that damp cloth that had been stored in the wrong way would kinda mold. But it looks as good as new. I'm surprised Chris could do that.

[@TheGhostbusterfan]

The Sonic totem looks like it wants to die. I can all but hear it's screaming in agony, begging to die.

[@ssj2matt]

I wonder if anyone has pointed out to him it has two eyes, and if he'd notice how hypocritical he was over the blue arms fiasco, when he himself made such a glaring error.

[@codywolfe1103]

@@ssj2matt dang. Good observation

[@DonPeyote420]

@@ssj2matt those aren't eyes, those are holes to Hell

[@DmmyV]

@@DonPeyote420 Those "eyes" are the last thing the reality will see when it dies

[@Nolant.]

It looks like it came from the depths of hell

[@joshjamesfilms]

That music that plays when he films with his PS4 camera lives rent free in my head at this point.

[@onigames7309]

You too, eh?

[@juicepippy1418]

i’ve been searching for months i can’t find what it’s called

[@robokid20001]

Same here. I'm gonn start hunting for it myself.

[@vitaliykormov1266]

@@juicepippy1418 ps4 playroom main theme

[@ZiggyMandarr]

Why can't she turn it off? I thought it was deliberate because Chris always played music over his videos.

[@schlamuffenimperator9460]

This is the longest creepy pasta ever. The scariest part: It's written by life itself.

[@odysseygaming2955]

“Please....Somebody...buy... the 1000$ stamp album.” As Barbra wears a 400$ necklace.

[@thomasoates3003]

Inability to manage money seems to be a severe problem they have.

[@prw56]

Her eyes scare the shit outta me. As I stared into them, afraid to look away, I wondered whether or not barb thought about the fact that after bob died, she would be dependent on chris for nearly everything. She doesn't seem the type to look ahead, but I wonder if the horror of her current situation was something she dreaded before she was in it.

[@HerecomestheCalavera]

And the fact that Chris has $1000s of dollars of games and toys that he could sell and stop fucking buying new ones! It is amazing how much money he throws away on toys and dumb shit. Just imagine if he had been saving money all these years instead of throwing it away. The house could probably be paid off and he'd still have a decent amount.

[@thermitekitty9070]

Barb looks and sounds so uncanny in that clip

[@coltennial9513]

About as dumb as putting the money symbol in the wrong place 😐

[@Luckyfoxoval78]

That Barbara entrance with the Captain's Log video is the best jumpscare I've seen in a while.

[@M0oranshi]

Director Ari Aster couldn't make something so naturally disturbing Remember the naked dark shadow of the grandma in the cult just standing there in the first 5 min of hereditary Me neither because this was WORSE

[@dangerousd1312]

John carpenter could never

[@M0oranshi]

@@dangerousd1312 maybe David Lynch

[@dangerousd1312]

@@M0oranshi Lynch on a few more drugs lol

[@SmarkusAurelius]

It's like the alien from Signs

[@lemonmelon1883]

The way Chris said “I keep telling ya not to mess with the cables boy!” sounds so much like Bob holy shit. Even with him dead, his influence is still very much present, especially in Chris’ dialect

[@robinl.970]

He's gonna have to cut those cables down if the cat doesn't stop it

[@draculasautograph8543]

I've always noticed that Chris uses a lot of really odd terms for someone his age. It's like he's from another decade, he talks like an old man. I assume he gets a lot of his vernacular from Bob.

[@bioticjedi3864]

Horrifies me that hes still obsessed with having a daughter. He'd make a shit parent, he'd be even worse than Bob and barb

[@bioticjedi3864]

@@draculasautograph8543 same, he also has the same thought patterns and sense of entitlement that boomers have, he's spent most of his life with his super old parents so I'm guessing whenever he tries to sound "adult" and smart he just parrots what his dad would say

[@dyvfsdgdrgkhgderx9282]

@@bioticjedi3864 his obsession with having a daughter is so scary knowing chris doesn’t have a problem with incest

[@BrittanicAsianic]

Someone willing to pay $1500 for that abomination of a "totem" and Chris failing to deliver it; is a truly succinct metaphor for his life

[@Youremom99]

I think people are genuinely curious if he’ll deliver on his promises an pay the bills

[@NOOBLETK]

Barb meandering in the doorway was both chilling and depressing. You can clearly see that the lights are on, but nobodies home.

[@NOOBLETK]

@John Beckett Is that so? I’m not all too familiar with gossip regarding barb, but what I do know of her it would not surprise me.

[@Mokujo]

@John Beckett dude i cant even tell anymore. so many layers of irony, trolling, deception, and gossip- i cant keep up anymore.

[@spectra4265]

@@Mokujo apparently it’s true according to some “Christorians” as well as the CWCki and Reddit.

[@nostradoomus]

@John Beckett I've heard this as well, but after seeing that footage...something isn't quite right.

[@jakerockznoodles]

@John Beckett While I'm convinced she's putting it on to an extent (how lucid she is seems to be dependent on if she knows she has a camera on her), no totally "with it" person is going to be enabling their child to waste money like Chris does while struggling with their bills no matter how much of an enabler they are. There's definitely something wrong here.

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

>Chris gets 1.5K on a eBay order >refuses to ship it >spends it on a necklace and sky landers bs >eBay refunds back to buyer >yo wtfffff? Damn slanderous trolls

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

"the pickleman fooled me again."

[@akungfupanda]

>Tries to greentext on KZbin

[@pawesomepal7827]

@@akungfupanda >greentext

[@unexpecteditem7919]

How is he this bad at everything

[@sunakohari8718]

Lmao

[@stevemyers3082]

Chris watching that Saturday Night Live episode is straight out of Joker when Arthur is trying to mimic "real" laughter while watching TV.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

He literally just parrots the cues from the audience- it kinda scares me.

[@sofiab.9129]

It Was eye opening to me. He seems like a Robot, not a human. Put X in, get X out. And he doesnt understand that communication and behaviour in movies and anime is NOT how you talk and behave in real life. He was raised on TV, no wonder He seems so "off". He mimics the behaviour of anime characters.

[@theskullman0]

I was just thinking that.

[@WeAreFourJokers]

Honestly if you were to tell me that the Joker film was based on the life of Chris Chan, I'd fully believe you

[@bioticjedi3864]

Ikr I had the same thought so fucking creepy how he tries to act like a normal person

[@Maxiom5]

The shirt is such a good metaphor for Chris themself. Damp, moldy, and torn to pieces. Barely hanging on - dismissed as "beyond help" even by professionals as Chris alone tries to desperately weave it back together in a futile effort that is so beyond her ability. The writers were on fire this season.

[@lucalinadreemur9448]

Gotta love when authors seamlessly flow metaphors into the narrative

[@salsathemonkey22]

Himself

[@Artceps]

so was the shirt

[@megoriasfjuun8889]

Well, Chris himself is kinda the opposite: Refusing to listen to anything that could help

[@lazonaasombrosa8688]

His* not her

[@TheMinidow]

almost 40, sitting at a table, playing with a transformer, making rocket noises with their mouth... I simply cannot fathom how it came to this, even after watching the whole thing unfold.

[@Griggs133]

Chris's parents(and to a lesser extent, society) never forced Chris to grow up and let him blame all his problems on other people.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

@@Griggs133 society would have forced him to grow up, but he never got out into it. His mother specifically created this. She created this monster because she herself is a monster.

[@dignelberrt]

@@Griggs133 he got plenty of pushback from society, he just interpreted it as unwarranted hate and ignored any potential improvements.

[@animefan2454]

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 like grendal and his mom

[@drewpott]

I almost forgot this isn't modern day Chris and was about to say, mans is almost 50 now

[@sophian9105]

I don’t like when Chris yells at Sorbet :(

[@GenusUnknown]

Yeah like, the poor cat doesnt understand you chris dont shout at the poor thing.

[@extremedrumming3393]

@@GenusUnknown You have to do that to animals for them to learn not to do anything. I for example have to actively push down my buddy's dog to stop her from jumping up on me. It feels bad but it's needed.

[@EllyBunny27]

??? you dont have pets do you

[@extremedrumming3393]

@@EllyBunny27 no but my friend has really well trained one. I just have taken what he says

[@ACSchepers]

I would only shout whenever it absolutely harmfulll whatever their doing. But even that is situational as shouting can make them panic and they actually do the thing you do not want them to do. Usually I just take them away from what they want to do (which I don't want) and tell them a short but harsh NO. And I do my best to not get them in these situations in the first place. Aka cleaning up leftover human food after eating, etc.

[@꿀벌-x6o]

Geno, thanks for documenting Chris's life. I used to be a little like Chris, I was a hoarder of toys (very inappropriate for my age), and pretty financially irresponsible among a few similarities. You made their life more accessible to watch and because of it I became disgusted with myself. I've cleaned myself up, donated most of the toys and threw out the trash and have created a pretty financially stable life, granted I was not in debt like Chris and their mother. Thank you Geno, things are better now and I appreciate what you've done for me!

[@DeltaPi314]

Glad you made the first steps. there is nothing worse than hoarding useless junk. Keep the good work up, one step at a time. It's time for you to "grow up".

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

So my question, if someone is financially stable, saves a damn good amount, and still buys toys is that still not grown up? Like whats the line between austism and collector?

[@ccda3324]

@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 A collector is usually financially stable and has a job. Collectors also don't play with toys, they display them.

[@davidblanchette459]

Nothing wrong with collecting, playing, and spending money on yourself (like nerdy habits) but to sink yourself into debt and spend money you dont have is silly and dangerous. (Always make a budget between serious things like bills and fun things) be practical and be careful and be mindful.

[@Thatguy7242]

@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 If the collecting starts taking a toll on your life, financially or otherwise, its likely more of an obsession than a hobby.

[@GeneralGrievous-1138]

Sorbet is precious, truly the only ray of light in this dark and miserable story

[@JayZed2850]

The cat is fucking dead why do these things happen

[@TheVioletBunny]

All these poor animals killed and abused by this monster I truly hope he rots in prison and suffers for the remaining years he has left.

[@joeldean2485]

“SORBET GET DOWN FROM THERE”

[@saturnas]

@@JayZed2850 did sorbet die?

[@JayZed2850]

@@saturnas Chris confirmed to a fan on Twitter that Sorbet was dead.

[@w0rmg0rl]

imagine THE SMELL of that shirt though... three years in a sealed bag of damp clothes 😩

[@Audiblegaming]

It's surprising how it wasn't covered in mold

[@DeltaPi314]

@@Audiblegaming Not all mold can be seen with the naked eye.

[@Audiblegaming]

@@DeltaPi314 I know

[@ccda3324]

sounds like a three course meal to me

[@Magnificent_Mr_Anzo]

Their entire house has to reek

[@talkinghoorse6936]

Boy, Chris and Doopie's friendship sure is wholesome, I sure hope it doesn't get really creepy with Chris becoming obsessive.

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

Narrator: It did get creepy.

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

Doopie: don’t sexualize me please Chris: except for me :))))

[@diegomedina9637]

@@HeavyMetalBeliever When doesn't it becomes creepy?

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

@@diegomedina9637 Exactly. It's like... A continuum of creepy.

[@DeltaPi314]

Doopie knew about Chris, she was being nice to get his money. Now she's just an e-girl with an onlyfans who is selling used socks and panties to freaks on the internet. I swear Chris is like Channel Awesome: nobody associated with it came out ok.

[@gretathuumberg]

Chris Chan after Barb dies: *makes a custom amiibo using some of her skin and hair*

[@alexv3357]

He wouldn't think about her enough to do that

[@Mf-wolf]

Sick

[@AquaFan1998]

And immedaiatly buys useless crap with said money

[@BradleyZS]

After Barb dies we move on to the Null arc.

[@bG-bs6ex]

@@BradleyZS kino

[@augustbrunette3478]

I usually just listen to the audio while i am at work, and if Geno is referencing something on screen that sounds interesting ill pull out my phone to see what it is. AND LET ME TELL YOU, Chris' sonic the hedgehog totem actually made me die of laughter.

[@robokid20001]

I do the same, and I've had to stop myself from doubling over laughing more than a few times lol. Whenever anybody asks what I'm listening to, I just say it's a comedy routine.

[@gggggggaaabe]

LOOL yeahh i do that too i dont know how I'll be entertained after this ends

[@shinigamisway1645]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who does this. Binged this in a week just because it's good background at work. Actually kinda miffed at what the fuck I'm gonna watch when this is all over

[@markgado8782]

@@shinigamisway1645 try Law Talk with Mike here on KZbin. He does funny or stupid people, angry judges etc. Some full trials. Is good stuff. 🤠👍

[@radicalsini]

Omg same!!! It keeps me going, bit awkward though when something makes me laugh and people just think I'm nuts haha

[@amateurwave3593]

"You listen to me! Now you listen to me Sorbet! Do you realize, DO YOU REALIZE if the health department comes and sees you where you're not supposed to be that they can condemn us??"

[@MizantropMan]

This whole family had been condemned for decades.

[@murderh0b0]

Christ that video of Barb asking for someone to buy the stamps is haunting man.

[@thedarkcat7484]

She looks so creepy, agreed. 😬

[@dangerousd1312]

I just wanna know why she didn't blink

[@sketchyjulia]

I think it sucked out a bit of my soul

[@gl4ce]

@@dangerousd1312 Because she's putting on an act and this is apparently what she thinks a person suffering from dementia would look like

[@jtheist32]

It hits the soul very hard. It's devastating.

[@freakface1234]

Barb asking for cat food felt like she just finished the last of the bag for breakfast LOL

[@alexsdemkin]

Yeah I was expected Chris to say "you must be really hungry"

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@alexsdemkin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you made this alien laugh

[@Maddie-hg5mm]

Barb stood in the doorway like she’s telling her mom she just threw up

[@BRad-mn5pk]

Chris must of forgot rule #1 they taught him at the dementia care giving classes - don't fuck em.

[@frownyclowny6955]

I don’t even think he went to the classes tbh

[@thealien_ali3382]

Lol

[@lilheinz9496]

🤢 🤮

[@theotherther1]

I read about a nurse, who had some of the old men in the nursing home she worked in make lewd remarks to her. She'd respond by saying, "Go up to your room, I'll be there soon!" and never showing up. Dementia had messed up the men's minds so that they forgot what they were in their rooms for.

[@Zedsdead83]

Seems like a good rule to remember, and follow. Easy. Oh wait, its chris chan😮😮😮😮 sick fukc

[@mrcolegreat3595]

Credit where it's due "restoring" the classic shirt was probably the most productive this Chris had done in years

[@spligs6382]

first useful action since he moved his dog’s heavy doghouse at the funeral

[@wellnesswithjacs]

I love how Barb said they wouldn't be able to cook. We haven't forgotten the spaghetti incident!

[@luck-e42]

Never forget... never forgive.

[@asurlybarber3620]

The Spaghetti Incident? Wasn't that a Guns N' Roses album?

[@thealien_ali3382]

Lol

[@ninade]

I don't know what is more frustrating: the endless, tiring cycle of begging for money and then buying shitty overpriced toys with that instead of paying the bills, or the fact that it fucking seems to work for Chris!

[@dogeburner3141]

I started this series feeling genuinely sorry for chris, he went through a ton of shit he didn't necessarily deserve. the constant begging for money makes me feel less and less sorry for him though, especially when he lies about spending the money on toys instead of bills haha

[@notatrollll]

Are you kidding me? Him macing people and trying to run people over and literally committing crimes against innocent people, not trolls, wasn’t what changed your perspective? He’s served NO jail time.

[@strikingdragon21]

@@notatrollll *laughs in present day*

[@haleynorthpie6740]

@@strikingdragon21 all the comments ab barbs dementia are eerie now

[@nnywasneverhere]

@@strikingdragon21 You can still feel bad for bad people.

[@leonhardeuler4292]

Idk part of me thinks if he never found the internet he wouldn’t be this bad. The things the trolls did would mess up anyone tbh

[@DemonicRobots]

Amazing that Chris sold that totem for 1500, then spent it all on a golden necklace and Skylander figures, only to beg for donations a few days later with their power being threatened

[@thealien_ali3382]

And he didn't even send the totem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yourik.1260]

as long as people keep supporting and empathising with him he will never ever learn his lesson everyone who just keeps giving him money and shit is just as guilty in his antics as he himself is in my honest opinion

[@lasskinn474]

he said they had paid the bills from the social benefits though. it was always to just get more toys and shit. he couldn't even keep from overusing the new milking strategy. also they had money, chris had not briefed barb before the stream where she walked in and didn't follow chris's lead about not having money...

[@oolooo]

Chris's financial choices make me feel better about my desicions .

[@PatrickWilliams-ts4le]

No matter how shit my life feels at any moment, I can think back to this Doc by Geno and remember things could be much, much worse.

[@docdave15]

Yeah, I mean, I can at least pay my bills without begging.

[@12345678927164]

I agree westman.

[@TDIdialgagirl]

Same here!

[@世界樹-b4k]

Same, here I was thinking I had money issues. But I also don't get thousands of bucks for drawings that look like they're drawn by a kindergartener.

[@oliverp3545]

Imagine the life of the buyer of the totem 50 years later. Grandson: Grandad, what is this blue spiky thing? Buyer: sit down child, I'm going to tell you a great story.

[@mrthaimaster]

Haha how I met Chris Chan

[@benradford1857]

Great isint the word I'd use haha, but point taken 😂

[@joshwilley3173]

*37 hours later And that's how I, Christian Weston Chandler, became your grandfather

[@jamiearmstrong3487]

Grandson: I dont have allday. Grandfather: All day? My boy, this will take a week!

[@capitancuba1]

@Xavier "behave or Chris Chan will come for you" he cna be like the boogieman

[@Solaris_347]

""I just can't handle all the debts and credit cards"" **Buys Lego sets, a $400 for a Gold Necklace, and spends $750 for figurines**

[@notatrollll]

Mind you, they get over 1000 monthly on ssi, disability, and from bobs death. They pretend they cant afford basic utilities because they spend all of it on frivolous crap then beg and complain about debt THEY acrued

[@xxskizzumxx]

@@notatrollll Chris gets 800 himself, Barb also gets SS and disability and surely they both gets shitloads of food stamps. Every donation has went to fucking toys. I used have real sympathy for Chris, but since those first trolls donated money, he's become addicted to "donations"

[@TheRisingHeroz]

@@xxskizzumxx yes it really pisses me off that he begs for donations so much and tells people it goes to debt or that they need it but he just buys more toys.

[@stilln1966]

@@TheRisingHeroz This entire series has been a ride of sympathizing for Chris, then hating him for his stupidity and ignorance, than sympathizing again, then wishing to punch him in the face.

[@reala90]

That Sonic totem pole looks like something you'd see in a horror movie about witches or ghosts or whatever.

[@thewindshecriesmary]

Glad someone else thinks so lol

[@carolinam1573]

You better not disrespect mexican folk art like that

[@ethanevenson3855]

I honestly wish I bought it. It’s the ultimate Chris merch

[@MandoPrime1138]

It’s a straight up SCP

[@uhtred7860]

@@carolinam1573 LOL Mexican folk art, how the fuck did he come to that conclusion? :-)

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

When the video literally starts off with Chris telling Doopie how the poop slides right out of him, you know it's gonna be special.

[@fremontholt]

That shirt being in “decent” shape after all those years of constant wear/abuse is the best Ralph Lauren commercial I have ever seen.

[@momoneyinvesting]

True but someone like this constantly wearing it must have done equally as much damage to the brand

[@RiffSlider]

I've been following this series for such a long time and what finally broke me is Geno's reading of "Fleena mokka, peena pokka, inkie pinkie poo boo" I can't take it anymore fucking tearing up rofl

[@Ace-es3hc]

Chris: sings "the things I do for love" Me: having Vietnam flashbacks to Jackie, Julie, Ivy, Blanca sagas

[@lordowl3533]

J O O L A Y ! ! !

[@anautilus2004]

There's a small chance Chris was paraphrasing JustinRPG. The idea scares me, but given their shared interests it wouldn't surprise me if Chris listens to Justin's music.

[@DeltaPi314]

@@anautilus2004 nah.

[@acastro91t]

Then there’s the Barb saga …

[@wgwefofwefgwnsonwer1945]

Jaime Lannister?

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Chris saying he'd rather just let the poop come out and talking like he is somehow personally in control of his own bowel movements in any way made me chuckle

[@talosworshipper2693]

Chris does let the poop come out, thats why he has DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

[@JennaLeigh]

@Xavier I completely lost my shit at "poopet master"😂😂 thank you so much for the cathartic laughter! Hope you have a great day💖🖤

[@lilheinz9496]

@Xavier lolo I don’t think the edit was necessary, it was rather heavily implied 😂

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

@Xavier damn this got a chuckle out of me

[@robokid20001]

@Luna Lux Blessed comment.

[@masterofpuppets4408]

Chris: *Takes a Facebook quiz to find out what his My Little Pony name would be* Christorians: Write that down!!

[@genosamuel2.1]

It’s relevant in the future

[@coolbeans5911]

​@@genosamuel2.1 literally every mundane thing to happen in Chris' life: "it's a surprise tool that will help us later"

[@SalTheCat]

​@@coolbeans5911calling Barb "dear" 😭

[@ToastGreeting]

I love stuff like that cause I may not be paying full attention and hear multiple paragraphs about an event then just "Chris tweeted 'gleep glorp poo poo doo doo'" followed by another significant event. it's awesome

[@Wuufiin]

Oh my god your PFP is a jump-scare LMAO

[@igorzabocki1198]

This shirt is like a metaphor for Chris. Its old, worn out and has lost what little charm it had to begin with. Now, no matter how hard people will try to fix it, nobody can do it anymore.

[@StainsStainsStains]

It really feels kinda nice not to be Chris, huh? This is the most doomed person i've ever seen.

[@harrymason4300]

The sad thing is that Chris' problems are mostly his own fault. Even Cole managed to make something of himself and has a wife and a decent job.

[@ReaperCH90]

I don't want to be Chris, but I also don't think Chris is unhappy

[@ssj2matt]

@@ReaperCH90 Maybe not right now, but once Barb dies, and the gimmick dies from his "fans" babysitting him... then what? He has no future he can honestly function in.

[@StainsStainsStains]

@@harrymason4300 Cole noticed Borb for what she was, though. A toxic person. Chris never noticed that.

[@mc_zittrer8793]

@@StainsStainsStains More like he just doesn't have the mental or emotional capacity to perceive it. For Chris, that toxicity was simply what 'normal' felt like. He's been a constant mirror to the decades of gaslighting and sophomoric emotional manipulation he was raised on, and scratches his head when he wonders why nobody ever seems to fall to it or cave to his demands.

[@ZeusHeliosMegistos]

Chris Chan - I need money to pay my debt. Also Chris Chan - Spends $399.99 for a necklace they don't need. Then Another $700 for toys.

[@eve-small-gang912]

Yet people still give him money, even null, the person who said don't give Chris money just in the last week gave him a very large sum of money. Chris blew his stimulus money on toys, why he even gets stimulus money blows my mind. It's not like covid interrupted his routine of shitting his pants while coloring and baby talking to transformers

[@mahorosan1]

My mind is STILL blown that despite all the donations he bought toys and immediately started begging again. That's why you don't give him money, he's shit at being responsible. Like, REALLY shit.

[@DeltaPi314]

@@eve-small-gang912 yup, I am really disappointed with Null.

[@bobdole8830]

@@mahorosan1 that's why people like him are supposed to be supervised and receive treatment, it blows my mind that no official does anything about this situation.

[@Frightnoodle]

Says he spent $700 on t-shirts and skylander cards? Even worse than toys!

[@hornedcrusader9485]

Gotta love that Chris makes his possessions worth more than Bob's collections.

[@yoleeisbored]

Well it's chris chan..

[@Youremom99]

I would be surprised if he didn’t

[@DonPeyote420]

20:11 - Barb suddenly appearing behind Chris like a zombie legit gave me an Incidious level jump scare

[@evilredflame]

Chris not even knowing about it is kinda funny

[@DonPeyote420]

@@evilredflame well, to him it's just his mom appearing behind him, he sees her shuffling through the house like a ghost all the time, he's used to this.

[@TheMadTurtle]

I really need to stop reading the comments.

[@DUGotd]

Ngl , I didn’t notice until this comment and she scared the fuck outta me💀

[@Bweeble]

"Yes dear, I'll come up and do that later" This is the most uncomfortable Chris has ever made me. It shows that the relationship he has with his mother is not a healthy one

[@Jrez]

Yeah, Chris imitating the way Bob spoke to Barb is just weird, but that one also stood way out to me.

[@animefan2454]

It was never from beginning.

[@nostradoomus]

Don't forget all the times he talked about rubbing her shoulders and cuddling with her 🤢

[@northwestclasspnw7974]

Only now? Not back when Barb defended how he treated the game store? His parents were deeply enablers. Mixture of being babied and autism only worsened how he's been doing

[@AquaFan1998]

Norman bates type shit

[@jamsjars9505]

When Chris describes all of the things he did while wearing "The Classic" shirt, I would've thought that the shirt was a curse more than a blessing. I'm surprised no troll tried to convince Chris that the shirt was the reason all of those bad things happened to him.

[@notatrollll]

I laughed in my head when chris said he was gunna tailor his shirt. Ill give him credit, he did try hard which is more than I ever thought he would. Usually he gives up quicker.

[@jackhazardous4008]

I mean you say that, but his life his been rapidly spiraling downwards since he stopped wearing it

[@qwerkywriter7134]

Something about Chris selling portions of his father’s valuable stamp collection as $20 a piece and selling his beginners stamp book for $1,000 is incredibly infuriating to me and says so much about how Chris values himself compared to others.

[@WeDontHaveJack]

To be fair, he is famous and Bob isn’t nearly as much so

[@lorenzocampici7885]

WAIT THE CLASSIC IS A RALPH LAUREN POLO SHIRT???? CHRIS HAS BEEN SECRETLY DRIPPING ON US THIS WHOLE TIME HOLY SHIT

[@johnbacon4997]

*Lalph Rauren*

[@Sax_Banana]

Yeah, dripping "navy"

[@someguy2302]

Christoper Dripton Swagler

[@uhtred7860]

@@Sax_Banana lol, gross.

[@seventysue8090]

@@Sax_Banana nah he recycles that

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

There simply isn't a better way this episode could have started.

[@glitchedlevel5463]

You are fantastic for saying this

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@glitchedlevel5463 🥰

[@RuneBell]

Your PFP is amazing lmao

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@RuneBell 😍

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

I feel so bad for the poor animals they've had over the years.

[@Tomas-te3ph]

Read this in Jane’s voice

[@Bassi3D]

I hope they're ok :'(

[@TheVioletBunny]

Me too I sincerely hope he rots in jail now

[@MizantropMan]

The cat that suffocated from the smoke was the lucky one.

[@sh_claire9284]

Barb kicked off this latest mental decline by enabling the arrest incident, blowing her late husbands savings on a shit lawyer, and then expecting her autistic child to take on the weight of adulthood despite failing at even the minimum expectations placed on a child. Chris’ half brother did what any healthy person would do in that situation. Get the fuck out however way possible. Even without the trolls, Chris was doomed to fail from the start.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Cole is one of very few smart people in this whole saga. Barb and Chris are so fucking toxic that there's no saving them and the best option is to run far away and cut off almost all contact. It's no surprise to me that he's the only family member to have had a seemingly successful and happy life. Barb and Chris are both just horrible people, the only difference is that Barb is now a barely lucid old lady so you kinda feel bad for her

[@pjones7974]

everyone always clowns on chris for not getting a job but she gets that hefty tugboat payout every month because even gov officials can recognise she isnt capable of working only for bob and barb to leave absolutely no future plan for paying the mortgage and just putting it all on chris's totally inept shoulders. giving these enormous adult responsibilities to someone who just doesn't understand the magnitude is pretty shoddy parenting I'm finding this saga pretty hard to get through lol. she has the mental age and values of a child and only feels any sort of happiness by buying mf action figures so wasting tons of money on action figures is not really her most surprising or terrible behaviour

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn Barb is a irredeemable and odious monster. Do not pity human garbage. This applies to Bob and Chris too.

[@MizantropMan]

The lawyer did his job well, he got them off double vehicular assault and assault on a police officer with barely any punishment. Granted, Mike Snyder didn't press charges, and it was a damn stupid move to hire an expensive celebrity lawyer for a clear cut case, where a public defender would've been able to do basically the same, but it was Chandlers'choice to both committ the crime and then blow all the money. Also, if Barb was willing to just throw all the money away just like that, and keeping in mind her and her retard son's other financial decisions, I am damn sure they would've bought jewelry and an expensive car/rare breed pet that they wouldn't take care of. And yes, Chris was, indeed, doomed from the start. Trolls haven't learned about him until he was in his 20s, and he was already an entitled manchild by then, being an overall nuisance for everyone around. He wasn't dangerous per se, just extremely annoying and creepy. I am sure there are thousands of people, just like that, being a bother for their local communities worldwide. World has all kinds.

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

@@MizantropMan Well said and on point.

[@PatSTom]

The Sonic Totem is a horcrux Chris made to keep Barb alive, whoever has it now should destroy it so this saga can end...

[@doubtfuldoug2689]

These videos are a constant reminder to never feel bad for Chris. The pointless spending when his mother is in debt just adds fuel to the fire.

[@RichoRosai]

Not to mention having his mother pose to look half dead to beg for money and then deleting it in redoing it with her sitting up, saying"she's not going to make it much longer". Total scumbag.

[@thesaddestpikachu]

They have a literal addiction and need professional help :( I have known so many people like them and used to be one lowkey. Whatever money they get all they want to do is spend it on whatever will give them that dopamine rush and don't realize how much they fucked up until the reality of paying bills comes in. My ex from 6 years ago is still homeless to this day because whenever he gets money from working or charity he spends it on some kind of video game or console because he has a serious gaming addiction. Christine reminds me a lot of him and the only reason she isn't homeless like him is cuz of her parents

[@DeltaPi314]

The biggest pointless spending was on the Bell lawyer. Snyder would have dropped the lawsuit in exchange for a restraining order and medical bills anyway. But Barb wanted to win at all costs. Dumb B|tch

[@mightyblue3426]

I feel bad he had no direction after he graduated from high school. He then tried to get jobs and work but between the constant coddling and no guidance or responsibility... well... Anyone would want to just act like a big kid. Though he's sly like a child too, while also terrible at it.

[@Rat-rb2rx]

i like Geno specifically clarifying that the buyer for the totem was a WILLING buyer

[@asdf852asdf]

21:01 "the little money we have left" is insane how Chris instictively tries to always guilt trip people about money

[@Zedsdead83]

Its more insane people give them money.😡😤🤯

[@Rossoneri2]

His mom looming in the background sends chills down my spine

[@Maddie-hg5mm]

Barb stood in the doorway like she’s telling her mom she just threw up

[@StainsStainsStains]

"Yes, dear" Oh god, he's treating Borb like his wife. Kinda gross.

[@NireFuster]

Chris has stated before on Facebook that he has had sexual thoughts with his own mother, which makes it all the more creepy.

[@eliescobis9922]

@@NireFuster W H A T

[@dangerousd1312]

bit of Oedipus going on here

[@NireFuster]

@@eliescobis9922 He's stated on his facebok something along the lines of: "Who in this world hasn't had sexual thoughts of their parents?" It's on one of these videos, relatively 'recent'. Around 2016 maybe.

[@Mat_yup]

He did spoon with her

[@DrMemesYT]

Barbara standing in the doorway like that is the most bone-chilling thing I've ever seen from this documentary.

[@SpooderMullet]

Sick profile pic bro

[@mc_zittrer8793]

It was even more horrifying when she smiled. Like some dried up mummy or something.

[@BigStromboliMan]

Chris not knowing how to work his PS4 camera, begging for money and then immediately describing how he already squandered the last money he got, became nervous so he just starts screaming at his cat, “I still have some crap I couldn’t sell in 2014, $500, no negotiations” and then BOOM Nosferatu Barb. That video had everything

[@DT-tq8ku]

She reminds me of the tall guy in It Follows

[@greengarnish1711]

@@DT-tq8ku Lisa Silent Hil PT

[@JingleMallet]

I work at a retirement home, the way Barb was acting there really reminds me of the residents with dementia/alzheimers

[@MePatra]

Early signs

[@drkreuzer670]

The music thats playing in the background while she is told to beg for money by chris, just makes it more dreadful than [Everywhere at the End of Time]

[@hardlyliving]

Jesus, I wish I had read the comments before seeing the jumpscare of Barbara suddenly peering around the corner. That made my soul leave my body for a second.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

yes !!!!

[@AquaFan1998]

Barbra: You earning son?

[@HelloNewMoon]

I did and i still jumped

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

@@HelloNewMoon LOL creepy ain’t she ?

[@Maddie-hg5mm]

Barb stood in the doorway like she’s telling her mom she just threw up

[@rspud]

Chris’s comments on these videos make it painfully obvious that either A. She doesn’t actually watch the videos or B. She really cannot understand what is being portrayed here

[@BigYosh]

Nice pfp

[@princesssprinklesthecat4192]

HE, HE, DAMMIT HE

[@SpaceFrog999]

Its a mixture of both, but definitely mostly B. Oh also hes a guy.

[@agni_oh]

@@princesssprinklesthecat4192 wow you really are insistent on this

[@thealien_ali3382]

HE

[@joshwebber5184]

"I hope that you will not carelessly misuse, waste or destroy the value of the many things I have collected for you" - Bob's message to young Chris. Chris: Sells all of Bobs stamps on Ebay for toys.

[@youtube-kit9450]

I'm mostly confused because he *already* got so many fucking toys. Why does he need *more* ???

[@henrg]

@@youtube-kit9450 hoarding impulses from both parents

[@cousinmajin]

Also Bob: "take care of your mother and never disappoint her" 👁👄👁

[@mychemicaltea]

So sad

[@StraightestDakregor]

@@cousinmajin _if Chris is to be believed she did not disappoint Barb_

[@Eddie_Winter]

It's disgustingly obvious barbs dementia was affecting her even back then. When chris shoves her infront of the camera I'm 100% positive he is forcing her to read off cue cards using her as emotional manipulation.

[@MePatra]

No that’s just how she talks when her dementia was kicking in look at 20:13 when she starts talking it’s just as slow and weird

[@markgado8782]

She taught him how to think like that...

[@Tweedle-Stupid]

@@markgado8782 Barbara was a bad person, but holy shit this a horrible situation

[@theanok]

and the thing is barbara detested chris’ filming himself and his family problems or being filmed in the past so the fact that he’s taking advantage of her situation in every way possible is making my blood boil

[@FTWOBR2000]

Chris's Fluttershy impression might be one of the most terrifying things I've ever heard.

[@XombieLejon66]

I dunno, those vids to "Ivy" made me feel like i'm being held captive in a serial killer's basement.

[@emoyak8795]

@@XombieLejon66 Chris may be three steps away from a Poughkeepsie Tapes situation

[@TheCamSays]

@@XombieLejon66 IVY....I. LOVE YOU IVY.... IVY.... IVY.... AT LEAST YOU’RE NOT THE POISONOUS KIND... I feel gross typing that.

[@Ads-yw1wr]

In general Chris’ “girl voice” is fucking horrible. It’s like one long voice crack. It sounds to me like Chris hasn’t really done any proper voice training, because learning how to not sound like a horrible kazoo monster is one of the first things you learn when training your voice.

[@XombieLejon66]

@@TheCamSays just those words, the pukey green hue and shitty quality of his camera absolutely made this feel like a serial killer's log.

[@lapidus9552]

20:50 "What do you want mom!? Err hello." Thats clearly how he talks to his mom when the cameras aren't on but remembered he was recording and suddenly switched to being nicer.

[@matthewmcguire224]

Yep.

[@myroccoz4653]

Maybe she just scared the shit out of him once he realized she was there not moving lmao.

[@polkadotalien1]

It's absolutely insane that I can look at this and say "Ah yes, back when Chris was more grounded"

[@skyeguy7914]

Oh damn… that “yes dear” hits so painfully when you know what chris would go on to do later…