Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 73

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@Nolant.]

Geno I respect you, but no

[@thatguyfrye]

​@@Nolant. Same

[@cavecanem1741]

This ain't it Geno

[@-Earth-1610-]

I only got 5 cents 😢

[@Moritsune]

Oh boy it begins...

[@cameronkirk8518]

The more I hear about Magi-Chan foreseeing things and doing nothing about them, the more I view Magi-Chan as an asshole who just wants to watch the world burn.

[@nophon34]

magichan is the best

[@alphalax7747]

Literally all he can do is like "levitate" some objects and talk about predicting something right after it happened

[@heliosd2787]

​@@alphalax7747 well, I too have the power of hindsight

[@magical571]

Padparadscha

[@williamwestmill6915]

Sounds like god

[@AlexHomeyer]

The fact that Chris called his own mother a “guilty pleasure” waifu… I hate how much foreshadowing there was to what Chris did.

[@ericb9252]

The clues were there We didn't listen

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Hints for tragedy usually line up in plain sight after it happens

[@verynaisu]

This was foreshadowed years aho when he was still just chris

[@UCXEO5L8xnaMJhtUsuNXhlmQ]

@@ericb9252 It's not that we didn't listen, people did call authorities for wellness checks several times, but the way the system works means that they weren't allowed to do anything

[@zooweemama.mp4]

Yeah looking back the foreshadowing was too on the nose

[@mhelm0225]

I love how Chris admitted to watching this documentary, and it didn't make him second guess his life choices or made him embarrassed in any way.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Instead he doubled down and said it was Magi Chan doing it. Chris is incapable of self reflection.

[@AwesomeStoryteller-xc7vd]

I would think by now people would realize Chris can't do that. Chris does not possess the social understanding to change. But I guess pretending a clearly disturbed person is just normal and acting badly makes it easier to laugh when people torture them and their mental state deteriorates. Edit: His actions are terrible. But someone actually giving a shit about him in his daily life may have prevented that. If he had been born 10 years layer he likely would have gotten a more accurate diagnoses and maybe access to the care he needed.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Chris, Narcissism, Ego and Stu!dity are all dancing on the ashes of reality. Something Chris set on fire years ago.

[@YKS2014]

@@AwesomeStoryteller-xc7vd My heart goes out to Chris Chan in the past. Chris Chan in the present is a deranged animal that needs to be put down.

[@grungeisdead8998]

IKR!? It's almost like he's a mentally ill person or something

[@RADZIO895]

2007 - people abusing chris, chris thinks they want to help him 2019 - people trying to help chris, chris thinks they're trolls

[@hellishcyberdemon7112]

You cant help chris the only think that would help chris at this point is euthanasia

[@richardplinkett4956]

Trying to help Chris is trolling God, just let the sad abomination die.

[@MotherFucker445]

2021 Chris fucks his mom.

[@seth3491]

cant say I blame him

[@whoknowswhocares885]

@Hawkknight97 There wasn’t anything to ruin, those fossils that “raised” him created a hopeless cause.

[@deepstatethrombosis]

Hearing Geno reference Chris watching the start of the Geno comprehensive history feels like lapping a slower character on Mario Kart.

[@enricobreveglieri397]

Everyone talking about how batshit crazy Chris is but Jacob Sockness makes Chris look like a normal individual by comparison

[@jewel11]

The bar is basically subterranean and somehow that guy slithered right under it

[@mmmimimimimimim4169]

we need a docu on jacob sockness im ngl

[@jonahbrown5669]

Jacob's doing close to the same thing to Chris, that Chris did to women (I say close, because what Chris did was worse). Chris doesn't like that he's getting a taste of his own medicine.

[@holdthedog2939]

He's actually scary. The shoe unboxing made me think, oh ok a new character has entered the game

[@R.E_WI.N.D]

Or he's the best method actor in history 😩

[@kiasmidt7678]

The fact that Christine is married to both magi-chan and Mewtwo is uncomfortable given that within Sonichu lore, Mewtwo is basically Magi-chan's adoptive dad. Imagine someone marrying you and your dad

[@Houndoomgirl77]

If you think magichan being in a marriage with someone who married his father is fucked up just wait till you find out about Barbara Anne and her son

[@tartaletk]

Sonichu calls Chris "dad" Magi chan married on both of his parents ☠️☠️☠️

[@Shebleum]

Maybe it's a polygamy thing which is the only case where polygamy would be *more* socially acceptable

[@Forestdude9000]

Not to mention Magi-Chan said he had watched and been in love with Chris since he/she/whatever was 6. I know the character isn't real, but Chris, WTF! How does that even work, Chris is older than the OCs by 20 years.

[@misteranderbro2328]

Geno's sudden transition into the sponsor segment gave me whiplash so hard that it got me to watch it

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

I had rewatch it just to see when does it start

[@crazisaturn2274]

Same

[@crimsondynamo615]

I was wondering if this was an April fools video that got uploaded too early and wondered if the rest of the video was just gonna be absurd nonsense.

[@Mewdo45]

For a moment I thought it was part of the documentary

[@MooMooBeam]

@@Mewdo45 I really though magic chan was telling us about a VPN I was so confused 💀

[@jessehurst2864]

I know he wasn't the worst person in Christory but I think Jacob Sockness is the biggest creep by far that Chris has delt with.

[@carolyne803]

Having dealt with a real irl stalker, Jacob really reminds me of one, gives me the creeps

[@killingtimeonline]

Whether he knows it or not, he's giving Chris exactly what Chris gives to other people he's interested in, or would give to them, given the chance. Honesly, Jacob is the true Liquid Chris

[@jamesmcqueary6233]

​@@killingtimeonline what exactly is sockness giving Chris?

[@killingtimeonline]

@@jamesmcqueary6233 an unnecessary amount of unwanted attention, making plans whether Chris wants it or not, in some cases acting like a flat out obsessive stalker. Just like Chris

[@RrraverCrow]

@@killingtimeonline Honestly we could refer to Sockness as Solidus.

[@ctshaffer1999]

Chris’s body count when it comes to cats would put most serial killers to shame

[@SC-ce3vp]

​@Duke of Lancaster imagine defending chris chan lmao

[@Marta_OuO]

​@DukeofLancastermost people don't abuse they cats like that

[@tpower1912]

@Duke of Lancaster I've had three cats from childhood to now and none of them randomly died as kittens. It is suspect.

[@TheWolfie234]

​@Duke of Lancaster They're dying as kittens man... This isn't like a long time cat lover with 6 cats and had them for over 10 years. He's clearly doing something wrong

[@thehermit8618]

​​@Duke of Lancaster yes but the amount of cats Chris has had is not consistent with how often they die in his care. Most cats chris gets last from a few months to a year at best. We are just stating the facts: Chris is a terrible pet owner

[@axlthehollow4694]

Seeing a sponsor was super surprising but also made me unreasonably happy to know Geno is finally getting one

[@G0nzA10895]

Yes. I too love ads please add more content creator

[@axiomcomplex5579]

@@G0nzA10895 God forbid he get paid for the hours and hours of content he's created for this series, right?

[@thomasliu5457]

I’m surprised that any company saw Geno, who’s claim to fame is his documentary on the saga that is Chris Chan, rife with content that would make any other advertiser stay away from it and thought “We like this guy, let’s associate our brand with him.”

[@chickenstrips5313]

He’s been underrated by big sponsorships for to long

[@user-te5nh3li3f]

@@thomasliu5457 they said, man if only this chris chan dude had a vpn

[@mostawesomestnamever]

Geno, I'd like to personally thank you for single-handedly teaching me the Roman numeral system.

[@GamingintheAM0801]

This and Final Fantasy.

[@SplendidCoffee0]

@@GamingintheAM0801 and Samurai Jack

[@TexboyGamer]

We haven’t even gotten into the thousands yet. Just wait

[@marlon6598]

You didn't learn Roman numerals in grade school?

[@ChristianWrld999]

And Wrestlemania

[@fiarubold]

Barbara being a "guilty pleasure waifu" is quite the foreshadowing

[@butttrumpet698]

I bet the scent of barbussy has finally faded away from chris' fingers

[@whoknowswhocares885]

With all the “foreshadowing” that is more present then the sun, it amazes me everyone waited until it happened to FINALLY leave Chris for dead.

[@deepcrab]

I'm pretty sure he admitted he had dreams of fucking her, he said that YEARS before the waifu comment.

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

Waifus are fictional women, so him calling her that shows that he doesnt really see her as a person

[@NoraInuUzumaki666]

god has forsaken us😢

[@Yee906]

I’m autistic and this whole series makes me very grateful to my parents for giving enough of a shit to teach me how to be nothing like Chris in any capacity.

[@Lionstar16]

The story of Chris Chan is the ultimate cautious tale of what happens when an autistic child is spoiled by their parents, are not given the special education they need to function properly in society and are not supervised on their Internet activities.

[@Yee906]

@@Lionstar16 truer words have never been spoken!

[@aMazeInGPros]

I'm on the spectrum too, been dealing with social anxiety all my life so I've always been scared of moving out from my mom's place. Then at the start of 2021, I discover this documentary, and I was originally so repulsed that I swear it's what made me want to move out. I'm 26 today, I live in my own flat since April 2021 and I couldn't be happier :)

[@한남자다니엘]

Hahaha you're autistic

[@Laqqy]

this comment goes hard -a fellow autist

[@EagleTimberWolf]

I don't know what's scarier - the Barb foreshadowing or Jacob explaining his plans to crush that chrussy.

[@sparkeymcmurphy]

I think the former. Considering it actually happened.

[@EagleTimberWolf]

@@sparkeymcmurphy Good point. I guess I was just kinda dumbstruck by the way Sockness words himself and the cursed mental image it results in. That WWII analogy was just... Ew.

[@lindinle]

Yes

[@b33-d3g]

THE CHRUSSY

[@robokid20001]

If Chris was taken over by Magichan during the sex, would it be the Magussy?

[@NeonIceyy]

20:35 just hearing the conclusion "The Sonichu Mania group then quickly deleted the stream and abandoned the project" right after talking to Chris, is easily one of the funniest but also saddest events I've heard in a while.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

I was there for the stream, shit was hilarious

[@darthdaddy3071]

Chris trying to retcon his own history via his imaginary persona is friggin elite.

[@mattheweurt26]

Lol like we're all going to be like "Ohhhhh that was magi chans fault? Chris really is a normal guy after all"

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris retons his own history because he hates it

[@cardioandfriends]

Not really, I did the same thing in 3rd grade

[@youdonegoofed]

"Do not ask questions."

[@Minecraftsweg]

@FroggyStyle 64 yes. And Chris is doing at 40+ years.

[@bluetiger2468]

Someone working for Atlas VPN knows about Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History and watched it. I just imagine someone at the company trying to convince their boss that they should sponsor Geno and when they ask, "What KZbin content does he do?" and the person replies with "Uh, he creates documentaries, yes, very well-researched documentaries." "Oh, okay! Sounds good! Let's reach out to him for a sponsor."

[@wareforcoin5780]

Wouldn't be hard. Just bring up the view count. I'm surprised it didn't happened sooner.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

When his bosses find out, he is so fired.

[@lilik.3327]

he does actually, I really like his yokai series! :)

[@AdumskaH]

@@wareforcoin5780 It is an incredibly well made documentary but I don't blame any company for not wanting to sponsor anything related to Chris Chan lmao

[@webinatic216]

@@whoknowswhocares885 The boss will be like "I'll watch one episode to see what it is all about. Then I'll see if you'll keep your job or not.". ...A week later *"Where the hell is episode 74?! SEND HIM MORE MONEY!!"*

[@oisin8704]

With Chris now being out of Jail, I think Geno will be working on this series a little bit longer than expected.

[@mismisimognomo101]

was looking for a comment like this we're in for a ride, plot twists never end

[@redjirachi1]

@@mismisimognomo101 I really don't hope the plot twist is that Geno Samuel gave him bail

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Chris is bonded, likely in a facility where they make sure he doesn't do anything stup!d and pile on charges. Chris at this point is self destructive. After what happened to Barb, a majority of his coddlers left him for dead. Chris (although not actually registered) now has the reputation as a s*x offender. So most who defended him and tried to help him will not touch him anymore. Also its very likely Chris is stup!d enough to get back in jail even if he was actually set free. This series is gonna end because really, Chris's life is over. All we have are these video catalogues of his stu!dity in the future.

[@wareforcoin5780]

​@@redjirachi1 Chris isn't out on bail, that was a clerical error. He's out on court order.

[@concernedkay]

i'm surprised her getting thrown in jail hasn't been made into a video yet.

[@davidbray5982]

Geno choosing to include the discord call where they all spend a minute saying what a good guy he is is such a power move

[@birdie8006]

in my head i was like "this clip is going on for a while" and then i heard "geno's like a really good guy!" and i realized why he left it in so long. that definitely made me lol

[@Snakee423]

Cringe video

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

He’s got quite the ego

[@snooganslestat2030]

​@@goldenfiberwheat238 Maybe or he could be joking.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

​@@goldenfiberwheat238 Let him indulge a little. Geno deserves it after spending countless hours studying Chris-Chan.

[@chriscanul4075]

Chris calling his own mom a guilty pleasure waifu is genuinely so haunting

[@danielharshman796]

shows premeditation which is relevant to the legal case

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

That’s just grows man.

[@littlesnake7318]

Barbussy creeping closer and closer.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Just wait a few episodes, and the haunting will feel like a relaxing paradise compared to what comes

[@BBWahoo]

@@littlesnake7318 Chrisenis inching closer and closer too

[@sleepywagtail]

My friend encountered Jacob Sockness while working at a store in San Francisco. He introduced himself as Chris Chan’s husband and was wearing a medallion. It was sometime in 2019 and I had no idea who either were. Now here I am, 2023, a Christorian in full bloom.

[@birdie8006]

i've never been able to tell if sockness was an amazing troll or just so severely gone in the head...this story scares me lmao

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

​@@birdie8006 He was someone more insane than Chris, There's pepole out there worse than Chris, we just don't have them expose their whole lives on the internet

[@soulofexistence]

@@birdie8006 You can tell by his appearance and actions the he is just a very mentally ill person

[@Snappy650]

Dude he lives in San Francisco, most of the people there are crazier than Chris

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Welcome to the Abyss. Have a seat.

[@professorsponge1554]

I'll restate this: Chris [and barb] is not a responsible pet owner. Taking in strays without taking them to the vet and isolating them is a good way to give your other pets all kinds of diseases. Never forget how he used Sorbet and other kittens to beg for medicine that they never got.

[@insertnamehere5809]

The fact that this lazy sack of crap never bothered to take his beagles out for walks & let them crap everywhere in the house

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris is the most incompetent responsible person ever

[@shadowfury200]

I mean this is the same awful person who sold his father's stamps, used his mom's ailments, e-begging constantly, and using his pet's sickness so he can buy video games, toys, and fast food all the time. idk what's worse Chris' e-begging or the people that donate the money to 'help him'

[@Obelion_]

from what i can tell they just grab random feral kittens and lock them in the house right?

[@rootsinister]

Well duuuuuuuuuuh

[@thatguyfrye]

I love how the intro gets more distorted as the series goes on. It lines up with Chris' deteriorating mental state so well

[@TheCamSays]

It’s the one thing that I’m looking forward to seeing as the series keeps getting closer and closer to The Day. How much more distorted can this intro get?

[@ProfSquarez]

Is this a thing? I've never noticed until now. Time to rewatch the entire series

[@fiarubold]

Honestly I thought that was the youtube player being weird

[@apranax90]

bravo Vince

[@GurtGobain]

I thought my phone glitched out for a minute. I had to replay it 3 times lmao

[@InfoBlue72]

Holy shit we've come full circle. Geno talking about crhis watching geno talk about chris.

[@lilahdog568]

Geno probably screamed bloody murder when he realized the ugly truth that Chris knows who he is.

[@peckyd6958]

apparently chris mentioned wanting to reach out to geno. so we might not have gone full circle yet.

[@DeltaPi314]

@@peckyd6958 Yeah, Chris wanted to retcon his past. If I remember correctly, Geno cut it down faster than the Lumberjack.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

And we are gonna be hearing about it in almost every part from now on

[@Alazshit]

​@@lilahdog568chris has been aware of the doc like since it got popular, it was referenced several times in the doc before

[@rosiebud7922]

Because we are approaching the end, i just want to say that I would watch any other documentary or essay style video about any topic that Geno wants!

[@juliussnijders1032]

About that...

[@Healthtymento]

The end has been cancelled

[@SpecialBlanket]

💯

[@oddguys178]

​@Julius Snijders please, I need this to end, I have watched anything else in years

[@MucusArt]

I wonder what else would benefit from this sort of treatment in such a way. Maybe like... Cyraxx? Daniel Larson? ...Henry Darger?

[@smolpp585]

Good ol' chris chan, showing me how life could have been far far worse.

[@Princess_Celestia_]

@Duke of Lancaster To bad Chris isn't a great comedian nor artist, he's more of a cautionary tale of oh not to raise your kids, especially if they tarded.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Chris is the example of: “What you shouldn’t do in life” “Why you should get a Job” “Why the internet isn’t your friend” “Why it is IMPORTANT to raise your kid” “Why you Shouldn’t ignore autism” I can list more but I don’t have the strength

[@luther1546]

it is nice to know that even though I'm a loser at least I'm not Chris Chan.

[@Ekdrink]

I thought my life was bad but I’ll take my drinking problems over being Chris any day😭

[@R_H_P_S]

​@@Ekdrink true brother. You can always stop drinking eventually. He cant un bang his mom.

[@Mister_Clean]

Magi-chan didn't do a very good job "guiding" Chris throughout his life

[@bleachboys3623]

Imagine how insane Chris’s life would have been without Magi

[@soggyfirewood1090]

The return of the namgge joke was like a jumpscare. Chris must have really thought that was clever to still be saying it almost a year later, upsetting.

[@juankgonzalez6230]

The only good thing about it is that it made me remember Pollock's response to it

[@Other-eye]

Having been in the chris chan verse for 8 years and obv knowing what’s to come, it still gives me this overwhelming dread the closer we get to 2021. Press F to pay respect to Geno’s sanity

[@ieatshit1]

F

[@thycaltrist]

F

[@Brandonhayhew]

F, it’s like joker we know how bad it will end

[@darealburrito3030]

F

[@midnight_cardinal_99]

F

[@foehammer5047]

Imagine your homunculus son coming up to you and claiming to be possessed by Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@RebelWvlf]

He literally tried to call upon Magi-Chan to represent him in the court, which prompted the judge to dismiss him as a loon and brought him an actual lawyer. He is totally out of touch with reality.

[@wesleyfilms]

I don’t remember that ever happening, bro.

[@yijordan316]

Truly nightmarish.

[@FuryanJedi13]

​@@RebelWvlf Seriously? He actually did that?

[@orchid9]

Don’t you worry, she’s as messed up in the head as he is. She prolly just “yeah, that’s cool let’s go beg for donations”

[@INeverWanted2010]

20:35 I like the implication that this group of people were working hard on this Sonic Mania mod, only to completely abandon the project after actually meeting Chris Chan. 😂

[@Hiro_Ramone]

I wonder what was the main redflag? Maybe the "Nah im gay" thingy? Idk...

[@freddysw]

@@Hiro_Ramone Maybe they found out it wasn't an act

[@loaffette3860]

Its like walking into work for the first time and realizing that your boss didn't tell you everything, or doing a group project but the project leader is off their rocker

[@drratiogooner]

It's sad that they found out who Chris really was like..

[@Photondash]

I can actually explain this. Slushi was freaked out over all of the attention we were getting from kiwi farms (as well as the rest of our friend group) and that’s when everything was deleted. (Btw I was one of the people in the discord call) i genuinely wanted to see the project finished, but after it was all gone the group sort of parted ways.

[@perhapsperhaps7014]

One of the best psychological horror shows I’ve ever seen. A lot of tension and cleverly placed foreshadowing

[@main7168]

i'd say the foreshadowing was more blunt and direct rather than clever

[@embracethenoid9085]

I never heard the second part of this quote, and it seems more important every day I continue to live. "Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction needs to be believable."

[@WeasleyGirl1767]

Oh, I know. I particularly love the closing line of this installment.

[@Brandonhayhew]

The foreshadowing and the level time to develop took decades

[@daikaijuzilla]

Me too, so glad it’s just fictional though! Could you imagine if this actually happened?

[@roshango125ab]

Hearing Geno refer to himself in the 3rd person as Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History, is now being covered as a part of Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History, is the trippiest thing I've ever seen

[@syloui]

When biography transcends into autobiography lmao

[@owenleal]

This is like the part in A Series of Unfortunate Events where Lemony Snickett appears as a character for a brief moment.

[@anthonyalzamora4566]

When in the video? Sorry I’m too lazy to find it

[@TheTaubadel]

The ouroboros is now. The snake eats its own tail.

[@jmajor1915]

Anyone else wanna see, old Chris and current Chris sit down in a room together and talk?

[@Mistahrossy]

Yes! From a safe distance

[@nickjohnson3619]

I wanna see young barb and old bard have that convo

[@GetBenched2010]

Geno is the only Christorian that never went bonkers. We must protect him at all costs.

[@Mauripsu]

He's like the one who's reconstructing a story about how everyone else died

[@petewadesays12]

Him and Dankula. Dankula talked to him about his multiverse and didn't break once. Absolute Mad Lad

[@Onewingerdraven]

Don't let him know what Chris did to Barb

[@orichumo]

yet

[@DeltaPi314]

Nah, most Christorians are ok. those who went bonlers were bonkers before following Chris, we just discovered how bonkers they are when we got to know them better.

[@KillerMoth3]

I have a feeling once we get to the "incest/arrest" saga the intro will totally glitch out and it'll show the title card with no music or background noise. Showing how at that point Chris has fallen into total madness

[@VortexKiller2]

So basically reminiscent to Better Call Sauls final season? Awesome idea.

[@jpns007]

Wild that we still have like 2 years of Chris history until then😭😭

[@thememeguy2195]

That some "Everywhere at the End of Time" type shit and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@AliceBowie]

I was wondering previously what kind of antics chris would get up to once he's out of jail, but I'm starting to think that there won't be a trial, ever, and chris will never complain, and just stay in jail forever. It's probably the nicest place he's ever lived, no trolls, no internet. He can just draw and hang out with magichan v be rosechu.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Ya’ll saying that Chris fell into madness as if he never was in it.

[@redfox_hh8046]

26:07 Holy shit. This documentary is so thorough that Geno *actually* felt the need to explain 9/11.

[@vinegarzombie]

To be fair if 10 years from now somebody outside of usa watches this they won't really know much about 9/11

[@moonjelly5]

My favorite unnecessary explanation was for what M&M's are.

[@TexboyGamer]

This is an important historical piece. Future generations will need references as it will not be common knowledge then.

[@AbsentMinded619]

It’s for the aliens 1000s of years from who are going to have a hard time understanding any of this as they sift through the remains of our culture

[@ShallotHare]

I've already encountered several individuals who don't know what 9/11 is

[@nickburton3919]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again geno is so dedicated to the role of a detached narrator just reading what was said no opinions given that when his own documentary’s are mentioned he refers to it in third person, instead of saying he mentioned my self

[@ScottOSaurus]

I never imagined I would still be hearing about this person almost 15 years later. I can still remember sitting in 9th grade journalism with my friends laughing at the Julie saga reading the ED page as it was happening. I know there are probably a lot of us just quietly lurking observing from a distance. Remember everyone observe Christory, don’t make Christory.

[@GhostyGirlTiff]

Ah the simple times

[@ScottOSaurus]

@@GhostyGirlTiff back when we thought Panda, julie, Ivy and clyde was the peak of this whole thing.

[@DeltaPi314]

First time I discovered Chris I thought he was just an invented internet persona and didn't give him the time of day.... and here I am.

[@johnnaoates9898]

that last part. Because a lot of these people are sometimes just as cringy as Chris

[@TheBoxGhost_tm]

Unless you can pull off a troll as epic (and overall pretty harmless) as Liquid, don't touch the poo.

[@fizixboi8937]

legit not even mad about hearing an ad real in this video. it brings me genuine joy knowing geno's getting sponsor and extra compensation for the amazing documenting he does.

[@anthonyalzamora4566]

Sometimes if I ever feel down, I look at Chris’s life and realise I’m doing quite well.

[@KaiBlackstar22]

And we are proud of you.

[@Jamblesquack]

It is legit a great motivator.

[@clairebradley2890]

when i was learning to drive i often reminded myself that if someone like chris could get a license i could too lol

[@AliceBowie]

I love how the background music is just confusing mellow jazz now. Everything in this episode is more detached from reality and bizarre. Chris is saying his final goodbyes to reality and sanity.

[@ieatshit1]

When the troon meds start kicking in. Feels good, man.

[@Angel_Investor_Music]

Oh, so you mean to tell me he still had some sanity left when he paid trolls thousands of dollars to stop torturing his fictional characters in their role play chat?

[@DeltaPi314]

It's turning into a Cronenberg movie (Naked Lunch)

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

@@DeltaPi314 More like an Asylum version of Videodrome.

[@gnomechonky]

Chris foretelling that Barb will have a "dip in the fountain of youth" is terrifying

[@shainshartershwate7421]

Fountain of barbussy

[@birdie8006]

@@shainshartershwate7421 i hate this comment so much. thanks

[@thealien_ali3382]

That barbussy is irresistible

[@FatallyParasocial]

@@shainshartershwate7421 oh god

[@DeltaPi314]

She be swimmin in baby juice...

[@capsuleC0RP5E]

Wait so you’re telling me that when Chris was telling Julie waaaaaaay back then, “… voices in my mind that say, ‘Christian is gay,’” that was Magi-Chan the whole time? Talk about a twist.

[@flavourruling2162]

Was always gay, just wayyyyy in the closet

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@flavourruling2162 so far he’s shaking hands with Mr. Tumnus.

[@DeltaPi314]

@@flavourruling2162 it wasn't about being gay imo just no other options

[@MaxW-er1hm]

Nobody who's NOT in the closet is as homophobic as Chris used to be, people who are just plain straight do not care about what gay people do

[@GlitterGum]

The way Chris just can't drop the "eggman/nah I'm gay" thing 😂

[@crimsondynamo615]

Even after being ripped by Mike pollock in public

[@cookingwithtool159]

I think the reason Ben didn't stick is that they're like good ending Jack Thaddeus, a troll from a while back who utterly failed because he didn't have enough that could make Chris feel like they needed to respond and engage with the trolls. Ben had probs some of the best intentions out of the whole series, didn't want to cause Chris any trouble and basically would have represented one of the few actual connections with an artist Chris could have realistically made, but because Ben wasn't actively tormenting Chris by threatening to kill a fake hedgehog with a laser or delete their PSN or offer a fake GF, Chris couldn't keep a hold and let petty disagreements and their insane hedgehog occultism ruin one of the only normal art interactions the poor bastard ever coulda gotten lmao

[@jaredhardy5879]

Just as a reminder, she has only completed 15 issues of the comic series in total. over decades.

[@sarmin8008]

The author of Hunter x Hunter, GRR Martin, Chris-Chan. The three procrastinating geniuses of the entertainment industry

[@haveanicedaymyself3087]

​@@sarmin8008 i never thought i would read their name in the same sentence but here i am, getting whiplashed

[@pollop404]

​@@sarmin8008 creator of hxh mostly because of poor health, and still it's much more than sonichu

[@raphaelsupertrampe6088]

Just here to gawk at the idiot actually using the mentally ill sociopath who raped his demented mom’s preferred pronouns 📸

[@yourstepdad1102]

@@sarmin8008 dream blunt rotation

[@Oldirtycrza]

I miss the shouting at the camera era of Christory. These recent episodes are like the calm before the storm

[@654jimbob654]

It's crazy and kind of sad to think that Chris was far more mentally stable and grounded in reality during the shouting at the camera era.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

From a sexuality frustrated nerd shouting in his bedroom to a delusional creep that shouts that the end is near The character development is something else

[@PerroTrotavidas]

Honestly, seeing some of the stuff going on here what happened is almost mild compared to what could happen.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

I personally miss nothing of Chris’s personality.

[@Ty-eq1kt]

More like the tropical storm before the hurricane.

[@shroomstudios8906]

Just wanted to say thank you for making this, I’ve had a hoarding problem for awhile. But lately I’ve been tackling it and listening to the series over again. The room is actually starting to look good for the first time in months. I’ve been listening to these videos in the background so I don’t get overwhelmed. Learning Chris’ story makes me want to better myself, especially since I used to think that my problems controlled me. Mental illness is a bitch, been struggling with ADHD and depression, but I won’t ever use it like Chris does.

[@tardistime6857]

Same here

[@cheesemanthe2nd]

Could I buy some of your stuff lil bro?

[@shroomstudios8906]

@@cheesemanthe2nd Sorry friend but I’ve decided to donate most of it. Keeping a few figures but other than that I’m gonna clean the rest and give them to a youth program down the road Only massive collection I’m keeping is the CDs, and like hell someone’s taking my metal albums

[@spooks9733]

thats awesome, good luck with your cleaning :D

[@justapanpirate]

Total stranger here who just wanna say that you’re awesome. I know how hard it is just to get started when it feels overwhelming.

[@killingtimeonline]

Jacob Sockness is way more "Chris" than anyone is willing to admit. As far as I'm concerned, Jacob is the true Liquid Chris

[@werebuffalo]

Sockness is Distilled Chris- a liquid refined into its absolute Platonic Ideal.

[@gertjust4927]

​@@werebuffalo he is Solidus Chris

[@valkyrie2327]

Real

[@misteral9045]

Jacob is the anti-Chris. While Chris was born in murky gray and pushed into the dark, stumbling and stuttering in unfamiliar territory, Jacob was born in same place but sought out the dark, for him it's home.

[@Termina_]

With this video, this whole series has passed 50 hours worth of content. Absolutely insane.

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

new season just dropped, lets goooooo

[@flavourruling2162]

“Made being an otaku cool for future generations…” I’d say Chris made being an otaku even more of a closeted hobby for those that know of him

[@TrishaElric7]

I’m so fecking proud of you getting a sponsor, Geno!!You deserve it so much for all the work you do to bring us this series ❤️

[@rebenew]

I love the fact that Geno introduces himself in third person, it gets me everytime

[@ZiggyMandarr]

It helps keep the tone entirely separated. He's presenting facts and events that happened. I think saying "my documentary" would actually cause some whiplash.

[@tomtomtrent]

I know this whole series has been crazy, but seeing 13:50, in the same vein as some analog horror video, made me snap back and realize just how absolutely fucking insane Chris’ whole situation is

[@knifewife4390]

that whiplash was fucking brutal

[@Rippertear]

Surprised it was the VHS edit made by a third party and not 7:56 that did it for you

[@MegaPollitoconpapas]

Gives me Mandela Catalogue vibes, like the intro

[@tomtomtrent]

@@Rippertear I’m kind of inculcated to Chris’ insane ramblings at this point, like a proverbial frog being boiled. But when I see something that could fit in the Mandela Catalogue or Monument Mythos, but then realize that it’s what Chris actually believes, I was kind of snapped out of it for a second

[@doncheadlegaming7521]

The CWC-dela Catalogue.

[@bubblesrbubbles]

So surreal to see you talking about yourself in these videos, and only at part 20 at the time? you're an absolute legend, grats on a sponsor and thank you for making this series ♥ Edit: "Ye...ah... 9/11 was not fun at all." is sending me i cringed so hard man, it keeps getting worse and i can't look away

[@BDL3035]

Over the course of watching this docuseries, I feel dread every time a cat or kitten is mentioned. It doesn’t end well virtually every time

[@masterofbloopers]

You went 72 episodes without a sponsor (as far as I know). That's very commendable!

[@hoeraufist]

Okay, Jacob Sockness is like Bjork stalker levels of crazy. Pretty sure he's gonna try to kill Chris.

[@sk8terboi510]

Couldn’t agree more. That whole spiel of him wanting to fuck Chris in the ass and record it was seriously chilling!

[@the_trash_mane5875]

What if sockness is karmic justice that's bound to cross paths with Chris?

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

Wouldn’t be surprising. He was another obscure Lolcow who took a sexual interest in Chris Chan all because Chris couldn’t be bothered to stop indulging him.

[@BBWahoo]

He's gonna breed chris like a pig

[@DeltaPi314]

The Bjork stalker could have actually accomplished something...

[@doctabaldhead]

Magi-chan being retconned into an omnipresent groomer is an underrated element of later Chris content. It understandably gets lost in all of the merge and incest stuff.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

Terminally-online autists using the term "grooming" in any context but its proper one will always entertain me.

[@giantonions3810]

you are one of the only youtubers that i dont mind you doing sponsors, you create a 40 min video biweekly all on your own, keep up the great work, god bless

[@hherrie3tuoepiw]

I don't mind the ads either, Geno deserves the money from making all of this, however I just wish that they northcap to either the beginning or end of the video and not like crammed in during it. I feel like the transition is really sloppy, I'd be fine with it in the middle if there was like a fade out and the ad was very separate from the actual content of the video, combining them feels awkward because it hasn't been done at all before this in the series

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

​@HHerrie 3tuo epiw my exact thoughts. I was so confused and was wondering when did Magichan do an ad for Nord VPN?

[@FXKNate]

You shouldn’t care about any KZbinrs doing Ads, dude. You’re watching their content for free, you can stomach a 45 second ad read

[@theprussianfemboy165]

​@@FXKNate agreed

[@giantonions3810]

@@FXKNate I wasn’t saying I cared a whole lot to begin with, just that geno is probably the one most deserving of sponsorship

[@Incoherentlyincomprehensible]

Oooh the glitches in the intro are worsening. I’m excited for this…

[@swamp1138]

Na man, it's that Chinese editing software Geno has to use.

[@TabularJoker]

I think excited is the wrong kind of word here. But I get what you mean.

[@hilotakenaka]

What shoving 50 terabytes of mother-son incest information does to a PC Also before anyone asks I’m talking about the Barb stuff I’m not saying Geno is into it

[@c-o-b-o-2010]

Such an awesome detail right? Heck, I think the idea of glitching an intro to a long running series is an original to be honest

[@Incoherentlyincomprehensible]

@@TabularJoker intrigued, I guess lol

[@Bari77238]

I don’t live in Virginia anymore, but I’ve always been shocked by the fact that I lived less than an hour away from Chris for a chunk of my life, and yet never heard about him until I lived practically on the other side of the country

[@OlliePawsitivePets]

Either time an animal dies in Chris’s care my heart breaks

[@jxnisnotfunny]

"care" lol that's rich

[@mrcreepypastaigotapastatop4461]

Chris can adopt a hedgehog and take care of it he can get as many hedgehogs as he please making Sonichu medallions having the hedgehogs wear them, then they share the same fate like the cats when Christopher doesn't feed his hedgehogs.

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

This is why Chris needs to be locked up. End of story.

[@OlliePawsitivePets]

@@mrcreepypastaigotapastatop4461 any animal he had will suffer :(

[@OlliePawsitivePets]

@@Jackal_El_Lobo34 I agree. I do think if he gets released he should have an animal ban. This is from someone who helps run a team for a non profit rescue. Every time I hear about Chris neglecting/abusing animals I go and have a cuddle with mine.

[@Sam-for-Dyce]

Way to go, "Magi-Chan" -- tweeting in September 2019 that Chris was indeed fated to attend BABSCon in April... yet failing to foresee that, by early 2020, a Global Pandemic would cancel practically EVERYTHING.

[@sonicboomers122]

shh

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Chris use to say God and Jesus foresaw him getting a “boyfriend free girl” now that Chris is deluded to thinking he is a goddess he believes that makes his words of the future more certain. Interestingly enough everything Chris claims to have foreseen in the future he will only reveal this after the event has happened. Ex. Notre Dame fire

[@matthew5371]

Spoiler warning

[@sarmin8008]

Some chinese lab worker found out about his plans and unleashed covid on purpose to troll chris

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

The PVCC strike again I suppose.

[@NeverBeenOnMaury]

Christine was the gatekeeper Sockness was the keymaster Gozer the gozerian was denied entry into our dimension.

[@argkitsune]

This whole series is simultaneously darkly hilarious and extremely fucked up. I love it; keep up the good work, Geno!

[@lonelystarslibrary9326]

Love how they dropped the project as soon as they talked to Chris

[@AndersonOlivei]

Wonder what happened...

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

​@@AndersonOlivei They may have been afraid they would get doxxed by Kiwifarms

[@b-don7930]

​@@AndersonOlivei they most likely realised go far gone chris was and felt it was tasteless to continue.

[@codystrainsnjazz]

The fact that our man got a sponsor so late into the game is a true miracle.

[@vinegarzombie]

Wait until we get to mommy loving saga how many sponsors will remain 😅

[@peytonmc3205]

Questions I still can’t answer after 73 Parts: What made her this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

[@archstanton9073]

1. Old people having kids 2. People like trolling on the internet 3. People like watching a train wreck.

[@tortron]

Autism on all 3 counts. Not just Chris's autism either

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@archstanton9073 shhh! spoilers dude!😂

[@alexdionisos]

Do you think this is the story of Chris Chan? The jury's still out on that one

[@Oceanus5000]

*him

[@vexozap]

Seeing Blue Spike in a stream with Chris all these years later is like seeing a serial killer pretending to be a support network for his victim's family

[@csabaszabo6859]

wait? that was really blue spike?

[@Onewingerdraven]

Wait, do we have proof it was ? Bluespike'z voice should have grown more masculine by now ! 😨

[@wareforcoin5780]

I really don't think that was Bluespike. He's a grownup by now, he wouldn't have the same voice.

[@DeltaPi314]

It wasn't BlueSpike. He's a 30-something year old man now.

[@empac8631]

When you hear the dude say “oh speaking of your family, how’s Barb?” It definitely sounds like bluespike, not just as the voice but the speech influxes and patterns

[@-yeme-]

these are getting harder and harder to watch as it becomes progressively more difficult to feel any sympathy for him, and the truly unpleasant person that he is becomes ever more obvious

[@CeceliaIsAWeeb]

It’s actually insane Chris went from someone who was flawed but not horrible to someone who was absolutely deranged and awful

[@stanstanmenson6897]

If you ever start feeling bad for Chris, just remember how many cats have died in his care

[@CapitanJorge24]

i was about to say something but i remembered that i would be spoiling it

[@uhtred7860]

The animal abuse is just one facet of his extremely unlikable persona.

[@stanstanmenson6897]

@@CapitanJorge24 Go for it, I'm pretty caught up with the lore

[@VidelxSpopovich]

Max/Julie was a hero in this story and it’s so sad that no one seems to recognize this.

[@Brandonhayhew]

@@uhtred7860 even cats don’t like Chris

[@ctromsky5729]

It's such a quick thing but jesus Christine killed ANOTHER cat. Chris Chan's cat body count is disturbingly high, so ridiculous that they're allowed to own pets.

[@digi4823]

*christopher

[@Modeus_Moon]

@@digi4823 As much I don’t like people correcting others about what name they call Chris, if you’re going to do so, you could at least understand that it would be Christian and not Christopher; given the latter name was changed when he was very young.

[@digi4823]

@@Modeus_Moon he doesn’t even deserve being called christian

[@GhostyGirlTiff]

Literally a cat serial killer

[@GhostyGirlTiff]

​@@Modeus_Moon they obviously have not been paying attention for the last FIFTY hours.

[@bootsdotexe]

Never been happier to see a sponsored segment. Get that bag Geno, you deserve it

[@werebuffalo]

Agreed. And the way he maintains his gentle, comforting monotone throughout the ad is just amazing.

[@holdthedog2939]

I was surprised it took so long

[@samuraibeatzz]

“I need 3000 dollars to go to a convention and not take care of my responsibilities so donate now. It is fated so gimme money” Oh Chris.

[@eltio8288]

It causes me some concern that the day will come when at the end of the chapter Geno says "this was the story of Chris Chan..."

[@pliskenx51mm83]

Then a little after that episode we will all get an update that Chris Chan escaped jail.

[@akeultomo2213]

I'm not even shocked they dropped the mod when they realized how uncomfortable they were to be around. Plus, it would have only been a matter of time before Chris started making demands like they do with every other mod that comes out or they take the credit for everything. Look up Sonic World sonichu mod. Someone made him and let Chris do the voiceover, and then Chris proceeded to steal everything and say they made it and, when called out and caught it, was a body swap, that's all. It's something with all the crazy shit they did.

[@Flindo911]

Its so insane to me that Jacob sometimes out Creeps Chris

[@embroideredragdoll]

I mean he used to creep me out too

[@abisnail4888]

I know Chris is a horrible person and everything, but the whole Sockness situation is terrifying and I’m pretty grateful nothing bad happened there in the end.

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

But that was mostly Chris’s fault. People warned him about Sockness’s deviant behavior online and Chris just kept indulging. I really don’t get what Chris was expecting to get out of that situation.

[@yummystar1102]

Same its really confusing how almost out of nowhere chris claimed that he loved and cared for him

[@thycaltrist]

@@Jackal_El_Lobo34 Most likelly he thought nothing would come out of it until the reality him in the face, that yes, Sockness would do something about it.

[@371shittyprismax5]

​@@Jackal_El_Lobo34Money, Christine wanted money out of him. She had sucked a guy's penis for $ and offered herself to whoever would pay.

[@colinr0380]

@@Jackal_El_Lobo34 Well, Chris did admit to being "horny and sensual"

[@ryanhogge8]

Honestly, this is a very respectfully done series. I appreciate it.

[@thebrickler]

ENTITY HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[@scoopishere7881]

I feel like it’s also notable to mention that Terry A. Davis thought he could talk to god through his programming and that he was building god’s third temple through his software. Kinda similar to Chris’s downfall in some aspects.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Delusional related to god (speaking to or being) are common when people lose touch with reality so much.

[@lilahdog568]

Man psycho delusions are a fucking trip. It's some real bizarre stuff.

[@abisnail4888]

@@sourgreendolly7685 My aunt suffered with bad mental health her whole life. We knew when she got worse because she’d say “god was talking to her”.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@abisnail4888 I understand all too well. I'm severely mentally ill myself but thankfully my worse seems to be more trauma response that complete delusions. I've been in psych wards with people you can tell are completely separate from reality and when I was 15, I saw it starting with a guy I was dating (met in a program, of course)

[@sabrinacosta5667]

Yeah but terry did in fact have schizophrenia, in the case of chris we should better wait until it's at least officially confirmed that he has in fact something else aside from autism.

[@JC-wg5xn]

What a surreal experience it must've been for Chris watching his own documentary.

[@Xen8008]

Thank you for the incredible work you put into this series Geno! I can’t imagine how your going to tackle the horrors of when you get to present day history.

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

And I would never have imagined the Terry A. Davis to be part of Christory as well. But Terry's tale is much more sad because it's the story of a smart guy which was very good at coding ( guy made his own operating system from scratch and worked as a programmer) consumed by schizophrenia that rendered him homeless and made him depressed to the point of him committing suicide.

[@mhomer89]

What made it this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated? This is the story of Raid Shadow Legend.

[@Nomzilladraws]

The intro becoming increasingly more distorted with each episode is so unnerving, even though we know the ultimate outcome. Still weirds me out! Genius, Geno

[@springtrapfanclub]

i’ve been obsessed with this doc series for a few months now and have been binging it. so excited!!!

[@perhapsperhaps7014]

Same, I’m kind of glad I found it on Spotify by accident

[@magebit]

4:44 I love it when the movie uses it's own title in the script!

[@copperwiseproductions893]

I love it whenever Geno would refer to himself in third person when talking about CWC watching the documentary series, idk why but it’s funny lol

[@colinr0380]

I just think his full name is "GenoSamuel2.1" now.

[@sweatyslapfight7900]

I cannot wait for when we reach the point where Geno talks about Geno talking about Geno.

[@bleedingberryjuice]

Gotta love how Chris was all for soaking up Sockness's attention and pretending to be a girl until it came time to meet him for real and then he very quickly begged to avoid the situation of his ass getting "carpet bombed"

[@TexboyGamer]

This shit is so grotesquely hilarious

[@holdthedog2939]

Jacob saying he'll film it. Geno "please dont..." knowing he'll have to document it hahaha!

[@alexkelly6449]

2019: Chris calls his mother a ‘guilty pleasure waifu’ 2021: 🫣

[@CWCvilleCop]

Most installments in this (so far) 73 part series have over 1 million views, and by the time I clicked on this one (only an hour after it had been posted), over 18,000 people had begun watching it. Like it or not, Chris Chan is a cultural phenomenon in which millions of people regularly research and watch material about him. I've been following him for years, and this still blows my mind.

[@joemartin5669]

More like a cultural moron.

[@tortron]

If the world was destroyed and some alien civilisation comes across the husk of our world, there's a good chance the only surviving piece of media, the only proof of our existence, will be of Chris Chan

[@luvlols4462]

It's like staring into the void or a glimpse into madness.. we can't look away.. help

[@littlesnake7318]

I've been following Chris Chan since the Megan Saga. It's a sight to behold.

[@csabaszabo6859]

@@littlesnake7318 You mean like 2006?

[@SonyShock]

The documentary is getting to things I saw as they were happening in Twitter and it's like watching an anime after having read the manga.

[@Commager88]

Probably the largest sign that Christory is going mainstream is that Geno Samuel can get sponsorships for his documentaries now.

[@HelloInterloper]

He definitely deserves the sponsorship after all the work he put into this series

[@syloui]

I wish he'd put it in a separate cut for a commercial break somewhere inside the video like EmpLemon docs, so that it doesn't intrude on the flow of the documentary like trying to integrate a seemless segway. Would feel more authentic given the format

[@DeltaPi314]

Nah, biggest sign was getting a bunch of LGBT white knights who knew nothing of Chris trying to die on the Bent-Duck Hill, edit : and trying to accuse people who knew Chris more than they did of transphobia. That was rich.

[@buzzedgalaxy]

Insane thumbnail. Very excited to see what's in store. Mid-watch edit: I will always find it funny how people will try to "protect" Chris as if what they're doing is actually gonna help. They're just trying to make themselves look good, especially when they turn around and go make fun of people that have the same issues Chris has.

[@nostradoomus]

>Claims to be a social "butterfly" >Is married to 3 ocs and a pokemon SURE OKAY CHRIS

[@alexdoll4258]

It's all a big cope.

[@edwardtrooper7027]

Don't forget rarely or ever leaving home to talk to people

[@umbridly_doodly_oodly4]

I hate how Ben Saint went from a goofy nerdy dude in Sonichu 101 to a weirdo that I’d feel uncomfortable to be on the bus with in Sonichu 102