Chris Chan and the Merge

Yep, the video has finally arrived. We discuss THE MERGE, Chris's ultimate escapis/power fantasy to rule them all.
Chris and Japan: • Chris Chan and Japan
Chris and Religion: • Chris Chan and Religion
Chris Chan: The Love Quest™ • Chris Chan: The Love Quest™
The Financhu Crisis™ • The Financhu Crisis™
That time Chris Chan pepper sprayed a GameStop employee • That time Chris Chan pepper sprayed a...
Chris Chan and School: • Chris Chan and School
Chris Chan and Highschool: • Chris Chan and High Sc...
Everything here taken straight out of the cwcki so if you're interested go check it out: sonichu.com/cwcki
#chrischan #sonichu

[@WallabysArchive]

Video got copyright striked at the begging of the JoJo part (idk why) so had a part trimmed out :/ Edit: Hermes the part that unfortunately got trimmed out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3yvfGhrpbWqmrc

[@jcool-yg8pk]

@@WallabysArchive :(

[@MegaMet98]

Could you kindly upload the bit seperatly please?

[@joshuaball5916]

Mainly because Jojo references are annoying nowadays.

[@MegaMet98]

Honestly, it's for the better.

[@WallabysArchive]

@@MegaMet98 ye, check the pinned comment again :P

[@thedestroyerofworlds8685]

I love how after Chris looked through a Quran in jail he concluded that Muslims worship his mom.

[@jordanronayne7867]

My mom has a foot and two right arms...

[@antonioreconquistador]

His mom is both a black cube and chris's boyfriend free child bride

[@guilhermehank4938]

Chris is truly a sight to behold

[@TheJerbro69]

That is the same Chris that fifteen years ago would have say that Quran is evil.

[@rebelinfarnape4030]

​@@jordanronayne7867 Yeah but does she have ONE shin

[@melasnexperience]

"According to Chris... Gotham City will take over part of New Jersey." No, Chris, that's just Camden. It's always been like that.

[@RosePosiepuddingpie]

WHEEZE

[@LXRDKVRAMA]

Facts LOL

[@jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066]

you're wrong, it's actually Philadelphia

[@nosetooth8712]

Don’t drag Jersey into this. What am I saying? Nobody is responsible but him. All is forgiven.

[@frejneergaard7403]

I bet this is funny as fuck if you know anything about new jersey

[@GlaceTheAce2222]

The story of Chris-Chan sounds like a retelling of Neon Genesis Evengelion if it was told by Chris

[@Tackfox999]

Get in the sonichu ball Shinji

[@whoknowswhocares885]

It’s more like a retelling by someone who is a terrible story writer

[@cacktar8221]

​@@whoknowswhocares885 So a retelling doen by Chris lmao

[@magdalenomartinezjr8805]

Not so great MC (in universe):✅️ Apocalypse plotline:✅️ A plot that is so convoluted: ✅️ Clones:✅️ Some characters in the story not being great either:✅️ Yeah seems legit

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

Eva is a Mr Men story, compared to CWCville lore

[@metaltrashbucket]

The merge already happened. It's called Fortnite

[@Dartingleopard]

Lol, when you think about it, yeah.

[@Warriorstamps]

Na, it’s 2025, 2024 was just “preparation”

[@TheJerbro69]

Fortnite is Earth 1219. Ooops.

[@DaShoopdahoop]

Darryl Dixon, Chapulin Colorado and Goku being in the same game is something that I never expected, nor did it suprise me.

[@VincentVictini]

If Chris chan finds out about Fortnite we can imagine that he would claim it as a knock off

[@StegoAqua]

Here’s the thing Chris even in his madness doesn’t realize, some OCs are evil while others would have some pretty intense words for the tragic backstories and large amount of dead parents

[@Papa_Guacamole]

Yeah, most OCs are trauma dumps for the creators.

[@Shadowsedge_the_Black_Dragon]

I'm sure a lot of OCs have some choice words/actions for someone that rapes their mother 😂

[@Mewdo45]

How in the world will Chris handle coldsteel though? He apparently likes "hurtin people"

[@saturniidspectre]

And we have fictional characters like Frank Horrigan and Adam Smasher running around. But at least I get to hang out with Parappa the Rapper so it can't be too bad.

[@pacificgrim4661]

Wallaby has said CWCVILLE was literally hell especially the fact Chris states that Patty will eat Liquid Chris or Benson Leary's soul

[@metaltrashbucket]

Socrates: died 399 B.C.E Chris Chan: born 1982 Welcome back Plato

[@Chonkems]

I'll out-schizophrenic you: Joseph Stalin: Died 1953. John Romero: Born 1967. Welcome back, Henry Kissinger.

[@Naoto_Shirogane_]

ADACHI?!?

[@xzenitramx666]

His Diógenes nit plato, plato was in shape have a job and was a Wrestler, plato was his scene name.

[@justanaverageguy912]

⁠@@xzenitramx666 chris has a job, is in shape and is a wrestler, too.

[@Ne-vc5pm]

​@@justanaverageguy912 the only person that chris had wrestled with was his mother

[@Tackfox999]

If fictional characters did come alive they'd probably all hate Chris especially if he tried to become their dictator/god

[@switchplayer1016]

Do dnd characters count as OCs because if they do I have a few higher level paladin who would definitely have a problem with chris chans dictatorship.

[@Mewdo45]

I like to imagine they all revolt against him, even the sonichus

[@channelname99192]

@@switchplayer1016If OCs counted, it would literally be an infinite amount of characters

[@QuxMax]

He would try and fuckem all

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@switchplayer1016 Oh I'd hope so. My gaming group's vampires alone would be an interesting monkey wrench. And then there's our Mekton: Zeta gundam team....

[@ecthelionv2]

> chris believes the dimensional merge is real > Claims to be god > Then meets other people who declared themselves god through the power of their Mary-Sue/Gary-Sue OC. > They go to war. > CWC-Ragnarok confirmed?

[@TheJerbro69]

You're saying that Chris is Odin?

[@Mewdo45]

Oh god that would be perfect

[@Phoebe5448]

My War plays

[@Cp-71]

> The merge happens > Tyranids arrive > Chris: surprised Sonichu face

[@criminal7592]

here comes the tyranids

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

Or the orks

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

And the daemons

[@Flesh_Wizard]

And the dark eldar

[@a_man_of_many_screams]

Or the Glyphids

[@FluidicNutUnion]

If the merge is real, then Warhammer 40k is also real. I do NOT want to live in that universe.

[@MarquisLeary34]

Yea, where ARE they going to put Holy Terra if not here?

[@fallsprig4581]

i long for a chance to serve the god emperor

[@criminal7592]

your ass is getting turned into a servitor first chance

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

Imagine if daemons or orks, even tyrannids came through💀

[@criminal7592]

by Terra yo ass getting ATE

[@Clownlord-fe4qp]

Still more realistic than Scientology tho

[@TheOtherOTHERERER]

It's really sad that Chris isn't actually creative cause an actual comic series about the shenanigans that would happen because of the merge could actually be interesting and/or entertaining.

[@Mewdo45]

If Chris wasn't lazy he would have told us all od this through sonichu lore

[@Mr_Mistah]

Re: Creators sort of did this concept a few years ago

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@Mr_Mistahthis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

[@Imperials3nate]

​@@Mr_Mistah "Tails gets trolled" comes to mind

[@hououinkyouma3864]

@@Mewdo45 Just imagine Sonichu turning from a very lazy, childish OC into this psychological, existential, grimm dark epic horror, that media would actually want to adapt. Imagine, they actually made an anime series about it. What ti could have been

[@-.bella.-]

i find this funny because hyperdimension neptunia makes fun of people like chris chan in literally every single game

[@Mr_Mistah]

In Japan people like Chris Chan are known as "hikikomori"

[@wolfypilot]

how so? never played it

[@ragsdale710]

​@@Mr_Mistah no Chris really is not, that's people that never leave the house, Chris at least leaves the house and wants to connect to people, just to lazy to work

[@ragsdale710]

Chris never really played the game, the idea guys used them for them but it's too complex for them to play

[@southanime]

​@@wolfypilot one of the enemy types is a fat otaku

[@GoggleDumb]

I honestly can't comprehend how Chris Chan can just wake up and... *think* this way. Day after day.

[@AnarchyClaire]

Despite all evidence to the contrary....its stunning

[@bigdaddydons6241]

It's either that or the horrifying reality of their life

[@enkayrome]

don’t underestimate an autistic sonic fan

[@rayofmoonlight8652]

It clearly is a untreated mental illness. The whole believing everything everyone says is a big symptom

[@aelie8198]

To be fair, "think" is very generous.

[@Caxkj0]

Dude's like every supervillain ever: "I will merge all these dimensions and rule over them, SOMEHOW!"

[@TheJerbro69]

In Chris's mind,he's Yubel,a character from the anime Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. Wants to fuse all dimensions into one and is an intersexual character.

[@BerserkBioDragoon]

Chris Chan’s “merge” just sounds like the ultimate crossover of different franchises

[@Mewdo45]

Ikr? Gives off infinity war vibes but dumber

[@edwardtrooper7027]

and not understanding that many to almost ALL of them can't co-exist with different morels and laws of nature Lets in Warhammer 40K and Chaos will spread along with many other series with end of the world like threats. Brethren moons of Dead space and The Demons and forces of DOOM's Hell and so on. I can see the one thing stopping the Merge is The SCP Foundation

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@edwardtrooper7027dude the image of chaos fighting the demons from doom is metal as fuck

[@medicodyssey]

Fortnite is real I can't believe it ...

[@Mr_Mistah]

​@@edwardtrooper7027 Like in the Re: Creators anime where that actually does happen and it's absolute chaos. Solid anime definitely recommend it

[@Artkatie]

Chris Chan will forever be... Interesting...

[@whoknowswhocares885]

The same way serial killers are interesting

[@paulmajano]

You mean Gay 😂

[@aaronlaughter6471]

​@@whoknowswhocares885 more like disasters are interesting.

[@HVVVVVVVV]

Same goes with the people that surround Chris

[@wonderland9601]

​@@HVVVVVVVV like liquid chris

[@n1nsen666]

crazy that CwC used one of my favorite movies of all time to reinforce a delusion like this. I learned that Roger Rabbit wasnt real when I was like 10. Chris came to this revelation when he was *36* .

[@fbidumbbee]

i don't think he's come to that revelation yet

[@bulletopera409]

@@fbidumbbee I’m not sure he ever will.

[@ragsdale710]

The thing is Chris believed this before the idea guys as well. He a call with Alec Benson Chris talks about how when not in media characters live a life like in roger rabbit

[@jampine8268]

​@ragsdale710 honestly, that was probably the catalyst. To paraphrase, Alec said "Chris, you don't think cartoons are real, do you?", To which Chris responded "Of course they are". Over a decade later, the idea guys mixed that mindset with Chris's narcissism to create the merge.

[@Mewdo45]

To be fair Chris has the mind of a 10 year old

[@rennociscool1643]

I can't wait to meet Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, Iron-Man and how could I forget, Sonichu!!!

[@Mewdo45]

Don't forget, the joker doc oc, and a plethora and badguys and pychopaths. I have no clue how Chris thought the merge would work

[@rallandtariv2139]

Bro I can’t wait to meet Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight

[@xzenitramx666]

​@@Mewdo45theres worst characters them those, hell theres characters that are evil that make look darkseid and the joker like teen playing with their dicks.

[@Praecosmile]

​@@rallandtariv2139RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader!

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

@@PraecosmileCell, Frieza, Buu, Goku and Gohan.

[@thomasmaher1519]

How about someone writes a fictional story about Chris Chan being a false prophet and luring people to be sacrificed for the 'dimensional merge.' That sounds pretty badass.

[@MarquisLeary34]

*furiously typing out a screenplay to submit*

[@ZX-Gear]

Yeah. It is called Berserk

[@catcrimes80]

If he was a DnD character, he'll be a Warlock but his patron is manipulating him till at the end when he sacrifices him to open a portal.

[@lilyrayne872]

The montage at the start is great

[@theduelist455]

User: Chris Chan Stand: Sonichu Prime Powers: Move at faster then the speed of light, able to copy other stand abilities, makes any woman in a 100 yard radius uncomfortable.

[@bigdaddydons6241]

His special move is the curse-ye-ha-me-ha

[@Flesh_Wizard]

I saw "sonichu prime" and thought of Ultrakill lmfao

[@Irongrip62]

What no bad-luck-kame-hame-ha beam?

[@bigdaddydons6241]

@@Irongrip62 that's some bad English dub kinda stuff

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

which I suppose in reality translates into turning his normal lumbering stride into a lumbering sprint for few meters, and his ability to copy others abilities is just making a worse version of them while others remain better by default, and of course 100 yards turns into an entire state (and now country of finland as well apparently since chris was spotted there)

[@IsaqueSimões-r8t]

The fact that chis believed in a fourth wall proves to me that if chris an linkara met each other at their primes, the would be the worst of enemies

[@crimsondynamo615]

Them hating each other for reasons that are just describing themselves would be the most palatable irony in the world.

[@saturniidspectre]

If all fictional characters came into existence that means we'd have every horror monster and crazy sci-fi robot cyborg running around. I don't think meeting Sonic the Hedgehog is worth it if I could get turned into ground beef by Adam Smasher or Frank Horrigan or The Thing from John Carpenter or the guys from Hellraiser.

[@ashlynbrown3728]

Yeah i don't want to become the predators next trophy

[@Crit-a-cola]

God forbid literally any part of the fictional horror universe becomes real, ESPECIALLY eldritch horror.

[@davidebriganti2761]

But we could save Becca! :D ....nah, we'd die.

[@MarquisLeary34]

And then there's the entirety of Warhammer 40k.....

[@ragsdale710]

There would also just be to many people on the earth, the population would be so big that people could not fit on the planet.

[@edwardtrooper7027]

Thank goodness the SCP Foundation has been keeping the merge from not happening seeing it is a K-class end of the world scenarios so it would be crazy that they have Cwc-ville as a Keter class SCP

[@nikolasperez7745]

SCP has CWC-Ville, while the Federal Bureau of Control has Sonichu imprisoned.

[@catboysephiroth560]

Personally i think Apollyon is a more accurate designation... He IS supposed to have every god power ever times infinity +1 or something.

[@Mewdo45]

holy shit chris chan makes a perfect scp

[@Micmag-]

I feel like Chris is the manifestation of every negative aspect of a fandom all fused into one being.

[@sickm535]

imagine wakin up in cwcville. I prefer hell

[@Mewdo45]

According to Chris that's were all trolls (people who think he's disgusting) are going. So you are in luck!

[@remyrichardson8614]

I'd probably be lynched for being gay

[@pro-hz7kx]

@@Mewdo45 Hell will unironically become paradise

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

Perfect Cell: Time to destroy Earth.

[@oolooo]

I hate these Mr. Blue Sky videos because I always have to pause for each meme .But still , it was more fun when it was only CWCville and not the Merge with C-197 .

[@bigdaddydons6241]

It used to be just silly and not taken anywhere near as seriously. Now it's just consumed their life and become their while coping mechanism

[@Mewdo45]

We need a Google drive link of every one of those memes

[@Lionstar16]

I think my brain just melted trying to understand all this merge crap 😖

[@bigdaddydons6241]

Just watch the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, It's a good summarizing

[@pro-hz7kx]

In short: like every single character from any piece of media becomes real, if i got that right

[@stefanocer3094]

I mean to be fair to Chris Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a fire ass movie

[@ashlynbrown3728]

@stefanocer3094 hell yeah it was my favourite growing up

[@MGavin]

Imagine you make a character, hide all details from, but subsequently ask Chris to give you details of the OC as it appears in CwCville- & he gets it even 80% correct- like the ultimate mindfuck is that they're actually right and really are breaking the "fourth wall"

[@Mrchungus11C-OIR]

He’s gonna pay back 10x the amount of money loaned to him after the merge. This is the the bitcoin of our times

[@TheDigitalApple]

I feel really bad for those officers in the police precinct, having to be forced to listen to Chris schizophrenic ramblings about The Merge.

[@theholygamer969]

OK, Griffith from Berserk holding the Sonichu necklace like the Crimson Behelit is something that actually really works, because when the Godhand are summoned, it kind of IS an extradimensional merge of sorts.

[@Steven-hr7rb]

I've thought about this to myself for days and kinda joked about how Chris Chan's dimensional merge is almost similar to that of Xenoblade Chronicles 3 world, Aionis, creation is similar to that of the dimensional merge.

[@BerserkBioDragoon]

It really does sound like it

[@TheJerbro69]

Except that Melia and Nia wanted to fuse both Dimensions back into Earth without casualties...Chris by default says that Billions must die in order to C-197 and our world being able to fuse properly.

[@Steven-hr7rb]

True, also I've always seen Chris as N (as in how people thought how he was possesive) and Megan as M, with Liquid Chris being Noah. Also I kinda saw Chris as Z due to being against change​@TheJerbro69

[@walter8025]

Praying the merge happens because I’m really bored

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

Perfect Cell: Nice planet. *BOOM!*

[@walter8025]

@@Chris_Thorndyke at least I won’t be sitting through boring lectures and paying taxes

[@pro-hz7kx]

Yes i want every single character that has ever existed in any media to flood our planet 😍

[@Tackfox999]

Btw does anyone know about the family guy fan on Tumblr who also believes this (and that she has the heart of the devil) but she also thinks Chris is a scammer/false prophet or is this just a thing I'm cursed about knowing

[@thedestroyerofworlds8685]

THE WHAT!?!

[@bladestorm7433]

whats the name? and any vids on this shit lol

[@hewkiithetiscytofficialcha8903]

I have no clue what you're talking about

[@downloadableram2666]

Who? This shit sounds funny as hell.

[@HattWare]

@@bladestorm7433 I think it's called "Lois Was A Devil."? I tried finding it and this seems like it.

[@AckReikTheGreatest07]

chronic schizophrenia

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

chronic schrisophrenia*

[@wadedevinney9681]

Fun fact: ayahuasca, the plant Wallaby hypothesizes Chris was on, is a favorite of future NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and talented whackadoo Aaron Rodgers.

[@sml2k186]

And he’s somehow more sane than fucking Antonio Brown

[@socialwetwork5643]

I BLACKED OUT AT THE START OF THE VIDEO AND NOW IM SUBSCRIBED SOMEHOW

[@mysticmallachi777]

I dunno. I had Liked and I was already Subscribed... and when I came to, I wasn't?

[@behurastudio]

I like that his belief in his creations being real somewhere in the multiverse just makes it more vulnerable to being invaded by other people’s creations (since all creations live in C-97 according to him)

[@aaronlaughter6471]

Quick, someone tell him supe hitler has invaded and is killing all the OCs.

[@jampine8268]

I mean....its already happened several times already, not even by just the Idea Guys.

[@Spidery_Parker]

I'm curious what would happen if Chris Chan start using AI... the stuff Chris would create. It would be hell.

[@arepenguinsawesome2279]

I never want to hear this again

[@Cat-47]

Babe, wake up. Wallaby Archive uploaded another Chris Chan video

[@pacificgrim4661]

I will REPEAT, Sonichu is a Chaos God and Chris is it's unholy Daemon Prince a mixture of Nurgle and Slaanesh while being screwed over by Tzeentch who disguises as Bluespike

[@Asageun]

Slaanesh got my boy 😭🙏 when is the great horned rat gonna show up

[@davidebriganti2761]

@@Asageun It's Barb.

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@Asageun But we'll also get Sigmar Heldenhammer and Ulric the White Wolf too.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Chris is Chaos’ most embarrassing champion.

[@TheRealUncleDutch]

I wonder what his tabletop stats would be. Bump for this being the best comment I've ever seen on here.

[@handlebecauseihaveto]

Chris Chan: Jesus Christ is helping me turn into sonichu Jesus Christ: I do NOT know this guy

[@LordOfTheMibs]

The fact that Chris-Chan has yet to be put into a Funny Farm is just freakin' shocking.

[@keshiaanders6452]

The closest things we have to "The Merge" is "Ready Player One" & that lackluster "Rescue Rangers Movies". One succeeded, while the other fails & disconnects to it's source martial.

[@Dartingleopard]

Also Fortnite, they have a ton of characters from different series and types of media available as skins in it too.

[@MinillaGaming69420]

​@@Dartingleopard"Chris Chan, welcome to Fortnite"

[@skyjack1]

I am forever grateful Chris never touched any of those properties, Fortnite, or Undertale.

[@tiamystic]

And Space Jam a New Legacy with the villains from A Clockwork Orange existing in the same space as Bugs Bunny, iron giant, and Rick & Morty in the background

[@theIargedude]

man chris is a real person

[@theIargedude]

I survived the dimensional merge.

[@kenworthunofficial1934]

the fact that your rotating sphere overlay rotates faster than the image on the surface does keeps making me go "wow, fourth dimensional sphere, woaw"

[@BUMMY105]

it really feels like those old Victorian freak shows, but more deranged and unrestricted. I swear, if Chris randomly passes away due to negligence, his house and collections are gonna be infamously idolized and preserved just by the incredible stupidity of it all.

[@ClamMan1989]

He is a cult leader with no followers. A cult of one. I find this fascinating as a study of that whole area because for Chris, it seems there is no clear line between hin actively attempting to deceive people and sincerely believing it himself: this makes me wonder how many real cult leaders are kind of like that, drinking their own koolaid as it were.

[@KuraKekoa]

Chris Chan in a different time period is literally the prophet Muhammad.

[@ClamMan1989]

@@KuraKekoa Yes absolutely.

[@invadingomen6826]

@@KuraKekoathat would involve him becoming a warlord, which seems more effort than even 8th century Chris is capable of mustering

[@Nephalem2002]

What he doesn’t realize is how many OC’s would go after him if the Merge happened. Like, Chris Chan Sonichu is barely City Level. Most of ours are continent to planet busters by default.

[@jcool-yg8pk]

I clicked this faster than my dad left

[@icemanemalik]

I like how a solid 40% of the images are Evangelion related lol

[@UnstableGoober]

As a schizophrenic, I find this man crazy

[@pacany-2399]

16:00 who the fuck was playing pokemon go in auschwitz

[@MarquisLeary34]

Madness is, however, infectious to a degree. Seen too many people actually buying into this lunacy.

[@fbidumbbee]

where?

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@fbidumbbee Scattered across various pestholes on the net like the chan's and kiwi farms.

[@adrian.y8563]

Truly the Harold Camping of our times.

[@WallabysArchive]

ONG

[@adrian.y8563]

@@WallabysArchive Finally someone gets me, time to get raptured boys

[@saldoesstuff1925]

@@adrian.y8563 Time to get spending before we get warped out of our clothes or flooded by timezone!

[@megamani547]

I’m a dm for a dnd campaign. If one of my players suffered psychic damage, instead of describing the details of the attack, I’ll just show them this video one 2x speed.

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

Can I join your campaign?

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

psychick damage - 42 years of chris chan lore immediately injected into their brain

[@RowanMakesMemes]

ITS BEGINNING!

[@jcool-yg8pk]

Ok bro

[@monsieurlemon]

And then Chris Chan eats all of Sonichus fingers and becomes Jesus christ chandler

[@Mewdo45]

Nah he'd gain all the s-chu balls and chaos emeralds

[@nyoon690]

I bet the girlies shifting to Draco Malfoy in Hogwarts dreamt of this in 2021

[@jasperfox6821]

How to not be in debt: Don't take out a loan you can't pay or spend money you haven't got, ez.

[@potentiallyunfunnyguy9716]

I love how, whenever we see correspondence with Chris's trolls, we are reminded that with very few exceptions, they are not exactly leading enviable lives or mentally sound. "I tricked my mom's sugar daddy into buying X" is the kind of sentence a psychologist would home in on.

[@buckledben]

They should turn this into a south park episode

[@kittykitty168]

rip the golden age of Chris chan

[@jskywalker58]

was there ever a golden age?

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

The golden age of chris happens once he dies.

[@kiddsawesomechanel]

>dimensional merge happens >third impact also eventually undergoes >combine invades due to interest in what’s happening to earth >mfw

[@pro-hz7kx]

Combine won’t stand against eldritch horrors being unleashed

[@tiamystic]

Even my schizophrenic aunt is more grounded in reality than him.

[@donspulish]

he really hasnt considered all of the characters that are literally the size of the galaxy and could destroy the earth within mere seconds

[@anapaulabibiano5346]

He hasn't considered a single dragon ball villain post Raditz

[@miguelortegga8877]

This remind me the South Park Imaginationland Episodes

[@crimsondynamo615]

Wouldn’t put it past him seeing imaginationland episodes, since he unironically thinks cartman is a role model.

[@arepenguinsawesome2279]

@crimsondynamo615 He thinks Eric is a role model? Wtf

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

I like to imagine this merge also applies to live-action characters ending up coexisting with the actors who played them. We’re gonna get Frank Reynolds battling Danny Devito to prove who the real Trashman is. Accompanying musical score performed by Crush 40.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

maybe the merge is the journey we made along the way yes I still have that big Neptunia comment I have to do, might have to write and proof read it, there's lot to explain that Chris doesn't understand or why the Idea guys used it.

[@drewbritton8768]

I’m think with his mothers passing he’ll become more unhinged and delusional.

[@12isaac00]

Whomever introduced Chris to the Neptunia series should pay for their crimes.

[@realgaminginc3964]

You know how pissed everyone would be if this happend lol

[@Mewdo45]

Finally been waiting ages for a deep dive into the dimensional merge!

[@shannonlemus]

I didn't know Berserk X Chris Chan memes were a thing

[@crimsondynamo615]

Because the dimensional merge really is just Griffith summoning the eclipse, only if Griffith was a total loser.

[@flatheadgg2443]

More like fantasia after skullknight slashed open ganishka and griffith became the god emperor of mankind or whatever. Also does that mean the godhand, apostles and the horse will become real when the merge happens? Fuck no l'm out.

[@inkkid376]

let's be real even if the merge happen most of us are gonna keep living shit lives. the only difference is you might get lucky and become victim of one supermans' fights.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Me seeing the hulk using my car as a battering ram against the abomination

[@WokioWolfy]

Me seeing a Tyranid walking around my neighborhood.

[@Mewdo45]

Or snatched up and killed by a villian or horror movie monster What about elderich gods and world ending threats? Theyed all happen at the same time

[@Danube-TV]

Wait a minute.. does every crossover happen within CWCville?! /j

[@bigdaddydons6241]

Cwcville is a borderworld like xen in half-life 1

[@bhzaddybhzolby1705]

So does this man Chris believe that old consoles with yellowed out plastic are like Jumanji?

[@bat_mobile7545]

Even the merges happen, the OCs will outright deny Chris as their god, either see this as a horrible divine comedy or outright hellish nightmare.

[@kreckty]

i do not want to think about kirby going on a rampage to slay a god in the real world

[@D00M89-jq7ym]

That and also warhammer40k and probably doom.

[@Mewdo45]

actually that would be a good thing. kirby could probably stop chris

[@kreckty]

@@Mewdo45 kirby just tries to slide kick chris (since im pretty sure he's too heavy for kirby to inhale lol) and then chris just immediately dies

[@ThylcoleoRaptor-b4n]

Every time I hear something about Chris Chan, my respect for him gets lower and lower.

[@Jaminsongunner]

Its sad because as a fellow autistic I understand the appeal of the merg.

[@NeumaghAnon]

So uhhh could we get a google drive of the memes from the start

[@Cancorin]

1 minute is crazy

[@Pokejirafan2004]

Plot twist, the dimensional merge is the reason why "the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" happens and was a prequel

[@lordkaos31]

10:37 The idea of godhood being delayed from bureaucracy if fucking comedy gold. Like I can imagine chris trying to file a complaint to god about the delay.

[@Gusneken]

woah why did i blacked out mid video and came back having subscribed and liked?

[@aaronlaughter6471]

God these videos make me feel so much better about myself.

[@raptorlewis]

I can't believe Chris Chan acknowledged JoJo and I never knew it. That's the only Merge I ever needed

[@613mp]

I imagine his stand would be "Sweet Dreams Are Made of This"(mostly because of his obsession with fictional characters and the line "some of them want to abuse you" as in the fake gal pals) but he'd just ignore that and call it Sonichu or some other bs like that

[@a-s-greig]

I... **grunts in realizing that this guy probably WOULD be an enemy stand user...**

[@613mp]

@@a-s-greig Would probably have some fucked up monologue about the merge while using his stand to fry hedgehogs in case they turn into sonichus

[@wirelessdirk]

Given how you mentioned the Alec Benson Leary call shows you really did your homework. My compliments.

[@erecto_patronum]

Oh, the merge is happening alright... in our deepest fantasies and dreams. And also in drawings I guess.

[@SnagDitch]

I don't need any hypnosis to hit that like and subscribe.

[@Scarletdex8299]

"We have resonance cascade at home" event

[@dominocut2963]

How can one man be so delusional

[@crimsondynamo615]

I’ve got a list, but we’d be here for too long.

[@chip2854]

Because he fucked his life up so badly he needs to escape through his very limited imagination.

[@NotCasualTomfoolery]

This would've become a major religion 1000 years ago.