Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 82

[@Duncaster]

I feel like the real reason Chris stopped being Sonichu is because Barb said “I got these birthday presents for Chris, not Sonichu!” So Chris had to knock this charade off.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

That would make so much sense

[@Thebuttholetickler34]

Why do you even bother to watch this series it’s obvious geno is just milking every unnecessary detail out of Chris’s life for money

[@sheeb4660]

​@@Thebuttholetickler34why do you bother to comment then lol

[@MutaScale]

​@@OathKeeperRiku07If that is true, it'd be the one time Barb made an attempt to be a parent. XD

[@anotherjuanbitesthedust9443]

@@Thebuttholetickler34you literally say in your bio that the columbine shooters are “based” you’re upset because you are just as chronically online as chris

[@jangofett7421]

Every time we see Bella it’s like an omen of death reminding us that we’re inching closer to THAT moment.

[@DanDennisRobloxman]

Like when marvel teases a villain

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

I know... it's crazy

[@DaShoopdahoop]

the first time she got featured in this series the video flickered. And Geno himself said that wasnt intentional, the computer glitched out for some reason. Bella is THAT vile

[@MaskedMadmann]

@@DaShoopdahoop Ok kid, cool story.

[@mrcreepypastaigotapastatop4461]

Bella The Grim Reaper.

[@kevinramsey417]

I love how in C-197 Sonichu is this badass hero hedgehog Pokémon, but in Chris' body all he does is whine and complain.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Yeah, when this arc first started, I thought Chris would start acting more like the hero from the comics - but being a badass hero involves a lot of effort, I guess

[@archstanton9073]

He is eating a heroic amount of junk food and playing a heroic amount of video games.

[@Patbacknitro2]

​@@archstanton9073taken the more heroic shit his sewage tank could take

[@MutaScale]

​@@Patbacknitro2And a heroic amount of Barbussy.

[@tvmcrusher]

Let's hope he does not become an hero.

[@iwanek4382]

I find it funny that Chrischan's body is so miserable that "Sonichu" literally can't stand possessing it any longer

[@huntercoleherr]

I find it extremely believable.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

If i was a ghost i would also feel the same for possessing the body of such human being

[@ashleybrooke2087]

It's not hilarious to the point of tears but rather sad to the point of hysterical laughter

[@UwUImShio]

Miserable due lack of hanky panky and cuddles

[@UserUser-ku6gm]

Eating Mcdonalds and candy for every meal would make any demon release its host.

[@pass_]

chris calling his imaginary wife "motherly and sisterly" is... i dont even

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

The crazy is that Chris often boasts about being the father (or lately mother) to his Sonichu and Rosechu creations, so him thinking of one of his characters as a makeshift mommy is a level of mega creepiness that I can’t seem to wrap my head around.

[@Canadianvoice]

​@@HerrDeutschBlood👏 Undiagnosed 👏 Untreated 👏 mental 👏 illness 👏

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

He also specifically puts "sexy" as an attribute in all of the except Mewtwo (which i think is an indication that despite all the claims about liking being in a relationship with him deeply down he feels no actual attraction for the -Frieza expy- psychic bioweapon) which goes against his constant claims that he cares about the the souls and personality of people he just wants to get laid and that it!

[@whoknowswhocares885]

You know what it is, you just don’t wanna picture it.

[@Pearson-hp5iu]

Chris talked constantly about how parents should teach sec to their kids while also fantasising about having a daughter who's basically a female version of him

[@justins340]

Mad respect to Geno for including Isabelle's full name and picture whenever he mentions her.

[@BinarySecond]

Absolutely based

[@rydz656]

She's so gorgeous.

[@peanut_sands]

@@rydz656dawg what??

[@justins340]

@@rydz656 Yeah, too bad that's only skin deep

[@BinarySecond]

@@rydz656 i bet you think you could fix Dahmer

[@FatalKitsune]

Imagine if it turns out Chris is right and the dimensions merge and you get fired from your job at Burger King because a talking sponge can build patties way better than you.

[@sum0xide]

you say that like spongebob would ever quit the crusty crab. spongebob is the perfect citizen and employee. i would be honored to be even a quarter of the man spongebob is.

[@Carnyzzle]

Still amazing that MLP not launching a new season of Friendship is Magic is what triggered Chris to stop roleplaying as if Sonichu was in his body

[@rebelroar78]

Yeah but now he has messianic delusions so there’s that.

[@Carnyzzle]

​@@rebelroar78still waiting for the day he tries telling a real pastor or priest that he's Jesus

[@Carnyzzle]

​@@ZX-GearMaybe Chris was right all along 😮

[@PuertoRicanfjr12]

​@@ZX-GearFor the record: Hasbro laying off 1,000+ employees was not the result of cancelling MLP G4 and bringing in G5. It was because that Disney, one of their contractors, had put out movies and TV shows that were downright woke, boring, soulless, and money wasted. Example: toy sales of the new Star Wars shows and movies and the Marvel Cinematic Universe that Hasbro made for Disney had dropped drastically. No one out there is buying action figures and playsets based on those products. Also, MLP G5 toy had stopped selling because Mattel's Barbie Movie made $1.442 billion and Barbie toys had, figuratively speaking, skyrocketed towards the moon. Therefore, every single girl world wide did not want My Little Pony anymore and Hasbro had ceased production on MLP related toys as Mattel won the war on girl toys for 2023. On a positive note, Todd McFarlane's toy company, McFarlane Toys, is helping out on Hasbro's finances by acquiring some of their products: G.I. Joe, Power Rangers, and Transformers. For that, McFarlane Toys will be the one producing their products in order for Hasbro to bounce back. As for MLP, Hasbro will have to move forward with Generation 6 and come up with an original idea for it in order to get their target audience back.

[@371shittyprismax5]

It's amazing that Christine didn't really like MLP, they liked It since Megan did in order to get her trust and have sex with her

[@holographicbacon]

“However, I definitely see you getting your needs fulfilled” OH NO!

[@pensacolian211]

Yeah, I'd be lying if I said that part didn't give me pause.

[@IAmNotJim]

Well, was the psychic wrong?

[@jaredbellow]

Chris is so lazy he considers tugging on the bent duck for 15 minutes hard work.

[@werebuffalo]

For that matter, being PROUD of only lasting 7 minutes with the hooker?!?!?!? I mean, okay, anybody gets a pass on their first time, but still. FYI Chris, s3x is usually considered to be better when it lasts longer. S3x should be fun- not a chore to get over with ASAP...

[@GrayRain0]

I’ve never seen any man proud of a fast 🥜 time. He wasn’t raised at all. Yeah sure everyone has their preferred or physical limit. But 15 minutes and he’s tired of it? Chris. Maybe get a vasectomy and kill your urges because if you don’t even want to last awhile (you know to ensure your partner finishes) then why try? Oh well. He’s an idiot and autistic. Frankly I can’t believe I and others have him more than a few moments of our time. Because other than being a fucking train wreck, he has no value.

[@VayliraKayvex]

thats what i was thinking

[@Theevil6ify]

Not just any bent duck, THE bent duck 😂

[@BuJammy]

Ahahahha@@Theevil6ify

[@pigeonman6434]

It's incredible that despite being terminally online Chris still uses terms like epic fail, like he's still being trolled by Clyde and the rest

[@thetealeo]

I think the only other instance I still see is Angry Joe with rant videos, but I think there's some charm to it

[@NickyBlue99]

E P I C F A I L

[@GloomyFish]

I know right? I was thinking "who says epic fail in 2021?"

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

I still use it bro

[@pass_]

next chris is gonna say he's been pwned by the trolls as they roflmao at him

[@patrickkelmer6290]

I love how it immediately begins with foreshadowing.

[@vaudeville-villain]

chris’s entire life is laden with ironic foreshadowing

[@patrickkelmer6290]

Oh yeah. @@vaudeville-villain

[@Maxisamo1]

Far worst things have happened recently, I'm numb to it

[@bluetiger2468]

Sonichu really got super corrupted. Remember when Sonichu used to be a happily married family man? Now he's neglecting his kids, and he wants to cheat on his partner while possessing Chris. Either way, that's flat-out proof to me that Chris was making this whole thing up as an escape fantasy. He like "I'm Sonichu! But even though I'm married with kids, I want-, I mean, this body still wants a boyfriend-free girl."

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@bluetiger2468 No, Chris really is delusional enough to believe that they swapped bodies with Sonichu.

[@bluetiger2468]

​@@Optimegatrongodzilla From all the evidence I've seen, I believe Chris is just using this as an escape fantasy. He breaks character so many times. He swaps between calling himself "I" and "the body" and "Sonichu". He still wanted to be referred to by female pronouns even though Sonichu is a guy. It doesn't make sense for Sonichu to want to have any relationship stuff with Chris's imaginary spouses. If he was truly delusional to believe it, he would be consistent. Even then, he never actually acts like how he portrays Sonichu in the comics. He basically acts exactly like himself.

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@@bluetiger2468 When the hell during that "I'm Sonichu in Chris's body" phase did Chris ever use the wrong pronouns or say that they wanted to be with Chris's non-existent spouses?!

[@j.2512]

@@Optimegatrongodzilla he is mentally ill but not in that way. He says he can fly but he would never actually try to prove it, a real schizo would but chris knows he is bullshitting, he just wants others to play along with the larp and never end it

[@lasskinn474]

@@Optimegatrongodzilla chris is delusional enough that he would think that someone would buy him saying that. in practice it didn't matter, he just did chris stuff on command when he wanted to. he'd be possessed but then get hungry and go to wendys as chris and not make a scene or talk to barb. it was just about as consistent as anything else chris does

[@twisted_coconut4093]

The glitched intro never fails to instil a massive sense of dread in me for the “event” to come

[@tree_alone]

the dimensional merge is warping reality

[@ChickenJoeSchmoe]

The Great Nexus Event of 2021 inches ever closer to being rechronicled

[@prw56]

I'm only dreading it b/c I'm not sure what geno is going to do after he reaches current day, and the prison saga & sasquach saga will only take about a 1 video to cover.

[@tree_alone]

@@prw56 sasquach saga???

[@SaiScribbles]

I bet that's exactly why he's doing it 😂

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

Laughed hard when Chris claimed to be meditating with godly wisdom on the entire cosmos with his feet in a pond, and when asked how it felt, he could merely answer that the water felt cold.

[@juankgonzalez6230]

The anti-zen buddhist tale

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

@@juankgonzalez6230 “What is the sound of two hands clapping?” -Old Anti-Buddhist Saying

[@101Volts]

Well, at least he didn't say it felt like pancakes. It could have been better, but it could have been worse.

[@cisrot]

sometimes i think to myself "imagine if everything chris has been saying is real and that when you die you go to cwcville" and i end up feeling incredibly disturbed

[@Casterisks]

hey, maybe it's best we keep things to ourselves

[@redbanana6841]

A dystopia filled with mutants under the thumb of a delusional, psychopathic sex-fiend dictator? Sounds like hell alright.

[@Pearson-hp5iu]

The comforting thing is even within his own made up laws of the universe his delusions still don't make sense. So him being right would also make him wrong

[@alexanderjakubowski5673]

I do think it would be a hilarious twist if it turned out that Chris actually is the second coming of Christ, who has gone a tad eccentric in the ages following his resurrection

[@dbensdrawinvids8390]

Motivation to live forever.

[@theeducatedfool]

Just imagine asking George R R Martin when Winds of Winter was coming out and him being like “post Dimension Merge!”

[@crazystorm1659]

Any day now…

[@juliabohemian]

It amazes me that even after all this time, Chris will happily dispense personal information to someone who is definitely recording their conversation and clearly struggling not to laugh.

[@foehammer5047]

"Yeah polyamory allows me to satisfy my needs in this dimension..." Chris turns to watch the shell of Barb shamble past his doorway.

[@BigTinkler]

It's weird how both Magichan and Sonichu have the exact same speech patterns as Chris.

[@Acecard-jl2py]

Usually when people…we’ll pretend or act to be another person, they could change their voice but Chris does no such thing. But let’s be real here, because Chris is roleplaying as himself, or a person he sees himself as.

[@TowelsKingdom]

I know right? You'd think it was all ramblings of a madman

[@Marcelo_DBZ_Music]

Just another thing Chris sucks at

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

And "Sonichu" has to constantly remind himself that he is Sonichu in Chris' body

[@Raidoven]

he sucks at being a schizo LOL@@Marcelo_DBZ_Music

[@D0NU75]

it's rich that Chris has to ask a fake seer what he sees in his future when Chris himself is supposedly a god who knows it all

[@SunsetEnvy]

I don't think I'll be ready for the horrible moment when it eventually comes.

[@Lam6da98]

He's padding out the episodes to delay the inevitable

[@TheKillerninga]

​@@ZX-Gearyou were in their bed, bro could have done some thing

[@FinalFrantasy]

I'm glad he got over his autism. I was really worried

[@j.2512]

cured by the barbussy

[@myguitarwantstokillyourmama]

I wish i could do that lmaooo

[@joshlock4627]

I wish he would just stop, see a psychiatrist

[@superscatboy]

😂

[@channelname349]

Vriska did nothing wrong

[@bluetwinkiesaregood]

There’s no such thing as a theoretical ex Chris. All your sweethearts were trolls. Period.

[@j.2512]

not Barb

[@quintafox7582]

@@j.2512the only one that really should have stayed theoretical…

[@stever1705]

The Wallflower was real, right?

[@bluetwinkiesaregood]

@@stever1705 yes, but she was the Megan 2.0

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

Schrodinger's girlfriend

[@pphead9960]

It still grosses me out knowing that Chris still talks about Megan after she clearly told him she wants nothing to do with him. Especially the way he brings her up in a conversation about sex. She clearly didn’t see him in that way

[@YouTube_still_sucks]

NOTHING about Chris has changed in regards of his attitude towards sex. It's pretty much all he thinks about, other than toys, I guess. He does always seem to care deeply for all the toys he's purchased. Even now, when he's like 40 or whatever, he still talks about 'finding Love',' but never mentions sharing his life with someone. All he mentions is that he'll be sexually satisfied. Never a word about his partner being an actual human being. And now that he's so deeply invested in all of his 'Quickville' ripoff creations, he claims he's having sex with them, even. I'm sure he started discussing his need for physical contact (meaning sex, of course. Chris could care less about 'cuddling.' That's just a code word for him) in the hopes that the internet would deliver unto him a 'boyfriend free girl.' He's still the same perverted porn addict he's always been. He went down his current crossdressing road in order to convince lesbian couples to let him impregnate them (the old fashioned way, as he put it back then), but it hasn't worked out so well and he's been forced to live the lie he told and now he's stuck there. He can't abandon his current persona without looking like a fool, but the persona he's created is even less attractive than his previous efforts. It's...actually pretty funny, and pretty typical for Chris Chan. All he wants is booty, and he's hatched dozens of schemes in order to attain some. But because he's such a dim bulb, and the world doesn't work the way it does in movies and TV and anime and porn, none of them have worked. And the saga continues...it just gets stranger and stranger... I sure hope he doesn't get desperate enough to do something twisted... Oh, wait 😆

[@Onewingerdraven]

Well she has guns now

[@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo]

@@Onewingerdraven i bet even without guns she'd easily be able to beat the shit out of chris

[@vexvoltage6456]

When Geno Samuel mentions himself in this saga I feel like the dimension merge warps.

[@jakepurmals3902]

"I definitely see you getting your needs fulfilled" man he couldn't know what a horrid preminition that would end up being

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

The fact that Geno is both a passive chronicler _and_ an active participant in Christory - requiring him to describe his own documentary, its impact on other key players in this story, and his personal interactions with Chris, all in the third person continually in new installments - never ceases to surprise me. This takes meta-referential media to a whole different level, and I'm here for it.

[@delsymdrinker8064]

Watching Chris in the modern day is like a character breaking the 4th wall, they only exist before 2020 for me

[@pacmancdi]

In my mind I still can only picture pre 2102 Chris. Show jumped the shark after that.

[@Omega-lj9tq]

⁠@@pacmancdi2102 Chris, Chris lives forever

[@vinn_aleixo]

because Cyraxx surpassed Chris IN.....EVERY....ASPECT

[@virtualmartini]

@@vinn_aleixo not even a little

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

​@@vinn_aleixoHow exactly?

[@JD-iu6rv]

Man there’s just so many horrible clues that Chris was going to have sex with Barb. Especially in this episode, The way Chris keeps saying they need sex is weird

[@Kim_YoJong]

Hey bro a man's got needs

[@XxUnluckyGrim777xX]

I think the worst was when Barb accidentally threw away his iconic striped shirt (that was already deteriorated) and to punish her, Chris got a body pillow and started yelling, punching, and then humping it to show dominance while she watched. What a life

[@Mohgwyn_]

​@@XxUnluckyGrim777xXwhat the actual fuck

[@portiaanderson1638]

Wait omg wtf... ​@@XxUnluckyGrim777xX

[@moemetal]

@@XxUnluckyGrim777xXyeah omg it’s amazing how much we disregarded that

[@paulbrosnan4339]

I'm always a little shocked when watching the new intros because it's hard to tell if the disruption is caused by Geno's editing of my crappy laptop.

[@Stuckinabucketagain]

We've been having intermittent Internet. I feel you!

[@KreativityFields]

Same. Nearly gives me a heart attack each time cause I think I’m about to blue screen!

[@newzealand6903]

each episode makes me more scared for the moment when chris became unredeemable

[@tree_alone]

irredeemable

[@clan741]

@@tree_alonenonredeemable :p

[@robinarrow1337]

happened a long time ago

[@whatsfordinner62]

Antiredeemable

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

the dude is already unredeemable

[@Hellwolf36]

The fact that he lists all his OCs as sexy as a positive trait takes a whole new degree of sexual starvation.

[@DrMemesYT]

"Honey, wake up! Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 82 is out!" "yes dear..."

[@kritzkrieg14]

I'm imagining big boobed Geno Samuel as the hot abusive wife while we are the defeated husband

[@BinarySecond]

It was funny at first, and then it was sad. Now it's darker and worse but you cannot stop.

[@catray9333]

As someone on the spectrum binging this series within a couple weeks has made me so thankful for my parents. Best Christmas gift is that revelation

[@Brandon_Does_Art]

I'm also on the spectrum and had the same revelation

[@commodorex]

That would make three of us, which is enough to start a religion in the United States should we desire

[@erco9167]

@@commodorexget those tax breaks friends

[@Brandon_Does_Art]

@@commodorex ah, a man of genius I see.

[@theragingrodent__]

Well give yourself some credit my friend, it takes a ton of effort on your part to live a fulfilling life too! I don't think we can sum all of Chris's issues up to parenting alone, although that was a big part of it.

[@NireFuster]

21:42 Weirdly enough this makes Chris' recent tweet where he gets upset over the prospect of not allowing sexual offenders back into society make more sense, it shows how in Chris' childish mind he really does believe that simply apologizing and 'making amends' and promising to not do it again is enough for people to completely forget and act as if nothing happened. Like a child apologizing to their parents after getting caught taking cookies out of a jar so their parents won't stay mad at them.

[@Hammerhead547]

It not even that. He thinks that because he was "found innocent" that there's no discussion to be had about his culpability or behaviour and he should be welcomed back into polite society with open arms simply because "my name was cleared by the courts" (which didn't actually happen). He doesn't actually care about other so's and how they're treated by society, he feels that he and he alone has the right to demand we all "respect" him simply because he exists.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Yeah i was actually thinking about that exact tweet when that part dropped Its really disturbing when you think about it

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

​@@Hammerhead547I do find it extremely funny how Chris thinks the fact that he's out of jail automatically means he was found innocent despite the official statements by the court been public and showing that he was just dismissed

[@blahyak2709]

Once someone crossed the red line, it's over.

[@moonlightwarriorgaming743]

They let this madman out of jail. He cannot function in society, he's only had one job in the last 20 years and his grasp on reality is nonexistent.

[@Stuckinabucketagain]

"let's throw money at him so he MIGHT flinch at the comments attached!" 🙄

[@moonlightwarriorgaming743]

@@Stuckinabucketagain he makes more than us do because his weens can't leave this schizoid alone.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

We really are living in the worst timeline

[@Pearson-hp5iu]

Euthanasia is just in one case, this one

[@KyleFarsante]

@@Pearson-hp5iu yep, either that or let this creature rot in a loony bin. There is no psychiatrist skilled enough to help Chris

[@jabbaricyrus]

Based on the series' pacing, I think it's a safe bet Geno will get to THAT event by Part 86 or 87.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Likely

[@legendsiscool]

what is THAT event

[@Brandonhayhew]

at that point the whole thing would be epic

[@theeternalanglo5629]

@@legendsiscool Barbussy saga

[@legendsiscool]

@@theeternalanglo5629 oh no

[@doughieboy5144]

After all this time one question remains unanswered, what does keep me fascinated

[@pensacolian211]

For me I think it's just the randomness of Chris. He/she is unpredictable, aside from.the upcoming known events anyway.

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

The fascination is because we are watching a human being go through the systematic process of turning into a monster, who is utterly determined to destroy themselves.

[@sillypinkewe]

I think we are also fascinated because this seems so surreal. This is real reality tv. But it feels so wrong and weird. We try and figure out how the two can be true at once. And maybe some of us want to help people like CC? Maybe some of us watch to feel better about ourselves and our foibles.

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

This is perfect evidence how Chris is completely gone. The person he was no longer exists and was replaced by a crazy & neurotic person who is barely hanging on. Just insane.

[@smuggles-go2jm]

I could be getting actively stalked through the woods by a wendigo and it still wouldnt fill me with the levels of dread of knowing that we're rapidly approaching The Incident...

[@xxCrazyIzzyxx]

Geno sliding in references to the documentary is starting to feel like the running "Hey that's the name of our show!" Arrested Development gag.

[@rinakitty9283]

If sonichu actually existed, he'd be getting a restraining order against chris

[@bigthonk4904]

Do you think Geno gets palpitations when he realizes how much closer he’s getting to having to cover the incest/prison jesus delusion arc? I can’t imagine he’s looking forward to the eventual switch to being a true crime documentary lol

[@cavecanem1741]

Cell saga*

[@wjb4578]

​@@LostSoulchild89gotta milk the cash machine for as long as possible, like Robert Jordan did with the Wheel of Time series for books 6-8.

[@k.k.9378]

There'll be nothing left of the intro then. Maybe one staring B/W closeup and some white noise.

[@BigAssBalls]

@@LostSoulchild89Comprehensive is comprehensive

[@Mrcharrio]

I want to see this series reviewed and critiqued by a group of clinical psychologists, I think it would be even more informative and entertaining.

[@j.2512]

spoiler: he has autism

[@seth3491]

There is a channel called Sonichu Psychology which is that

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

​@@seth3491 Does he actually do that or is that just shitposting?

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

I have a feeling they would not last long but if at least one of the manages to make it to the end of the series that man or woman would be a god amongst psychologists

[@seth3491]

@dirckthedork-knight1201 He is legit. Apparently, he is a qualified psychologist or something

[@GhostOfSnuffles]

ChrisChan is the modern retelling of Oedipus, but instead of choosing to claw out his own eyes rather then become something dark he embraces his eventually transformation into a monster.

[@snirby.]

The intro continues to be more and more anxiety inducing every time

[@Baggins45]

And then the Chris’s said well folks this was the story of Chris Chan then the dimensions merged and we all lived happily ever after

[@Kim_YoJong]

Yassss

[@dngernoodle]

No we are not. I aint dieing for Chris to have mlp in real life

[@feuerein]

At this rate Part 90 is just gonna be the sounds of Dial Up Internet logging on for the intro lol

[@zombiewarrior88]

Or AOL

[@tvmcrusher]

Chris talking in-depth about satisfying his "body's physical needs in this dimension" feels like it might be foreshadowing for something 🤔 whatever could it be.

[@chaserose5127]

Man, that really does feel strange. I sure do hope nothing illegal happens.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Yeah lets hope nothing bad happens that would not be so nice

[@BinarySecond]

Chekhov's barbara

[@MegaManlet]

Italicizing the voice cracks is a lovely touch. Chef’s kiss, Geno.

[@TundrousOfficial]

The whole dialogue about wanting to be loved/kissed is such horrible foreshadowing... And a motive.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

I feel that thought been on his mind since October 2017 if not longer

[@Brandonhayhew]

i feel like when his father passed away chris begins to creep on her

[@martinocogarcia]

It’s so sad

[@Kim_YoJong]

It's so hot 🥵

[@TundrousOfficial]

Oh don't get me wrong, Badger. It was a long time brewing, but it's almost like he's giving -us- a reason, a pre-justification about being lonely to make it mentally ok in his head.@@Brandonhayhew

[@gmunny46]

by the final episode of this documentary, the intro will just be a cacophony of noise 💀

[@daisythegoddes3483]

The intro will be It's Just A Burning Memory

[@golovastik.mp3]

jesus christ, hearing chris talk about needing to lay with a woman literally sent a shiver down my spine. especially considering the timeline…

[@micksidious320]

it got barb wetter then the pacific.....sorry could not help myself lol

[@NewfoundMapping]

3 more episodes till the certain event. Get ready fellas. It’s gonna get real.

[@styrofoamdoritos]

im both excited and scared at the same time.

[@norosaiyan7774]

Ikr I can imagine geno will put a disclaimer before he gets to the part of incest

[@Carnyzzle]

Still can't believe that Chris turned down a willing girl for his mom

[@banjogyro]

This is really the most ambitious documentary, possibly ever!

[@humanman4152]

@@norosaiyan7774 well its true that he is probably gonna do it but also everyone who has watched to this point knows whats comming up

[@rebelroar78]

Chris is living with Caden now. We’ve now gotten to the point that Geno is going over active sagas.

[@johnmraz4332]

yeah its crazy to think that we're passed the time when i first found out about chris chan now

[@Zakkatoos]

He went over the Tomgirl saga back in 2011 when that debacle started.

[@MegaManlet]

I started the documentary a week before the phone call leak. Glad/upset to be part of the group.

[@laksefecheu3652]

I love watching these videos infront of my family and them be all weirded out.

[@hightower7275]

Based

[@tiamat_023]

"Fifteen long, tiring and annoying minutes". Sounds a lot like For Julie's Eyes Only 👁👃👁

[@CodeeXD]

JUUULLLIIIE!

[@WeDontHaveJack]

JULAAAAAAAAY JUUUUUUULAAAAAAAAAY

[@Patbacknitro2]

5:31 hold on....is "Sonichu" implying that he just really wants to cheat on Rosechu with a human hussie? So much for being true love heartsweets.

[@Stuckinabucketagain]

Right? They contradict everything they say at some point

[@KyleFarsante]

you're not deranged enough to understand

[@slumbersome_osakaposter]

My favourite thing is how Geno Samuel always talks about himself in third person, this is TRUE and HONEST objectivity and dedication to this documentary, godspeed Geno 😭😭😭🙏

[@Spiderhog6]

You know, hindsight is 20/20 but knowing the crime Chris is about to commmit its so distrubing seeing all the signs stare us right in the face.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Chris deciding to not be “possessed” by Sonichu anymore because they were just too pissed off about the new My Little Pony show ruining whatever continuity Chris had in their escapist fantasy world is both sad and hilarious.

[@PuertoRicanfjr12]

To this day, after getting out of jail, Chris is still complaining about it. When will Chris learn that Hasbro is not a Cartoon Studio, but a toy company and their source of income are toy sales. The cartoon, MLP G4, was made specifically to advertise and sell toys. If the show jumped the shark and lose ratings during it's run, the toys stopped selling and it gets cancelled.

[@SaiScribbles]

Chris would be a comedic genius if he wasn't 100% authentic. It's so weird.

[@pensacolian211]

It must be weird to be as passionate about anything as Chris is about MLP. I can't imagine.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Priorities

[@karenbrown6348]

​@@pensacolian211It's a temper tantrum

[@tree7677]

I like this “Geno” person who keeps making cameos throughout the series

[@trippy6183]

Thank you for this docuseries, Geno. I was chatting on your livestream a few days ago, & there were many many lovely people, but also several trolls with very cynical takes on your work. Imo, what you’re doing essentially amounts to digital anthropology. Happy holidays, all! 🎄💕

[@LeEpicGamer420]

Remember that this all started because his teacher didn’t allow copyrighted characters in a project

[@archiereid7037]

I miss the old arcs so much man…

[@WeDontHaveJack]

That AND a bear mishearing his name THAT AND him being in a constant spotlight and lack of parenting That AND Mary Lee Walsh wouldn’t let him solicit sex on campus

[@SpaceFrog999]

“Yeah i got over my autism” “Oh really, how?” “It’s mostly various and whatnot” Bro did NOT get over his autism

[@KyleFarsante]

"I got over my autism, now I have schizophrenia"

[@Snakee423]

Tip: you never get over autism

[@whoknowswhocares885]

He’s claimed to have cured his autism like 6 times now, and still even recently used it in public messages as a way to get away with more of his nonsense by asking people to continue to tolerate his disability.

[@UwUImShio]

​@@KyleFarsantefun fact: some of the symptoms overlap

[@PsuedoIssac-to3ff]

Didn't get over autism, autism got over HIM.

[@TheOneTrueStAN]

Im convinced when we get to *the episode* the intro is gonna start, abruptly cut to black and like fade into police sirens or something and just- "On July 27th, 2021..."

[@FemcelFurio]

I wanna see a blank VHS screen with the name of the docu and that’s it

[@obnoxiouspedant]

I was thinking its just restored to the regular quality, after all that buildup, you'd know what's coming lol

[@icchampion5]

It's concerning that despite being in an 'polyamourous' relationship, Chris still pines for a real connection, which he unfortunately got.

[@jamalisujang2712]

Let's not joke ourselves, it is more akin to masturbation, I don't think barb is aware.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Yeah its almost as if that "polyamourous relationship" is actually not real or something

[@Bopperann]

"Loving yourself" he says while he continues to enable his worst inner demons. Chris can't admit fault or flaw because if he goes back, it'd be hell to get himself out of the pit he dug, even if genuine supporters throw him rope.

[@j.2512]

or he is just really stupid

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@Bopperann Chris is incapable of realizing that they have serious issues and need help.

[@karenbrown6348]

​@@OptimegatrongodzillaExactly. He won't ever change using gaslighting, deflection, narcissistic rage and his autism as excuses for his bad behaviors. He will hurt someone again. He has a record of it now. He's a S e x assault and harassment criminal. He's a bully and a creep. He's also not transexual

[@Bopperann]

@@Optimegatrongodzilla He*

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@@Bopperann She.

[@peopleeps4756]

20:07 This advice is so chilling now... "Be proactive... I definitely see your needs being fulfilled." "Alright, well I mean-"

[@iammegamanx]

The only thing crazier than chris is the amount of people who let him live out his delusions

[@wareforcoin5780]

You think crazy, I think _malicious._

[@jamalisujang2712]

Hey, it's a good sparetime. 😂😂😂

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

​@@wareforcoin5780 The trolls are the malicious ones. Sure, Chris is no saint, but at the end of the day, Chris is a victim of circumstances. We're talking about someone with the mind of an autistic 7-year-old who was relentlessly messed with online for 15+ years.

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

​@@Optimegatrongodzilla Don't forget Bob and Barb's neglect and destructive influence.

[@Animebryan2]

Chris' life is essentially a IRL Truman Show, and it is both sad & hilarious!

[@hammondeggs3382]

It's almost like his whole life is one cheap Truman Show

[@KyleFarsante]

a veeeeery fucked up version

[@UwUImShio]

Cheap while costing multiple lives

[@simona.9730]

This holiday season, let us be thankful we do not have a Chris-Chan as a son.

[@FuryanJedi13]

Hear, hear!

[@Elizabeth-n3v2u]

Yeah let's all be grateful we didn't have Bob and barb as parents

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Well bob and barb were horrible abusing neglecting parents who didn't help their mentaly challenge son

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

Dude seeing old pics of Chris is so jarring. He’s not even that ugly, the guy just doesn’t take care of himself.

[@lovepunklohrman8852]

It's been years, Genosamuel. Years. ive gone through 2 long term relationships. gone through covid. Through so many life experiences. I grow tired. I have seen the candle of my greatness flicker. And yet still... the chris chan documentary continues. Did god put us here just to suffer?

[@vulcanitu2578]

Time wasted

[@ThatChimpBoy]

Dude same, I’ve gone through deaths in the family, 2 whole ass relationships, multiple different jobs, and all while checking in on this series every month or so.

[@mongleFrog]

imagine being celibate by pure laziness

[@RiayToons]

עצלות היא אברטיבית. אין דבר שאי אפשר לשחרר בעזרת קלירינג.

[@WeDontHaveJack]

It’s like incel on a different level

[@BeeryGamer]

Getting rid of autism is apparently done by getting rid off any self-judgements and self-criticisms. So Chris was never autistic to begin with?

[@houlipaints]

Chris going to Prison in this docuseries is gonna feel like an anime timeskip

[@werebuffalo]

Nah. There will be all the Prison Letters to go over.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Nope we still have the jail letters

[@genericwhitemale9566]

@@werebuffalo there weren't that many of them

[@WeDontHaveJack]

The worst kind of character development 🤣

[@Bell-Ivy]

"Bemoustached man" is definitely my favorite Geno quote this ep.

[@Euclid_girlie]

It's my third attempt to watch the series. Every other time I made it up until 65 or so and I just couldn't bear the complete lack of hope. Finally made it through and I wish I just hadn't.

[@meen.artotzka]

Chris hates on attraction and sex under deception/manipulation is totally contradictory

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Remember that one time when he pretended he was Liquid and tried to lure that girl Liquid was affiliated with (whose name escapes my mind currently) Yeah to be fair this hardly the first time Chris has contradicted himself

[@svarogwolf]

@@dirckthedork-knight1201In his defense, he thought Kacey fell in love with Chris Chan (who he is).

[@meen.artotzka]

​@@svarogwolf No, he knows full well in what he did. When he approaches Kacey for the first time, he uses high black negative filter to cover his face and "pretend" to be Liquid Chris by claming that he's the one who made the video for Kacey (the videos where Liquid Chris fully shown his face and Kacey voices). He's not innocent and he used to trick and lied to a lot of people and his "sweethearts" to gain their advantages or outright using them.

[@PowerSynopsis]

My wife is caring, beautiful, intelligent, an amazing mother to our children, and an electric type.

[@EchoBoomer1987]

The thumbnail shows how much Chris has morphed into Barb.

[@fataliecatalie899]

Freud was right!!

[@masterfarr8265]

She became the Munchlax

[@Irene-qk6qm]

If he's in a polyamorous relationship with a ton of characters that, according to himself, are real and physical, what justification does he give for still being obsessed with getting laid?

[@Hammerhead547]

"what justification does he give for still being obsessed with getting laid?" He's a degenerate pervert who's been thinking with his dick since he was 12 years old.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Self contradiction is one of Chris more consistent character traits

[@spamwisegamgee8796]

I love how the intro gets progressively more glitchy as the series goes on

[@jiannagilbert4917]

Ah, nothing like a warm steamy genosamuel vid to start the holiday 🎄

[@RatedShadowXrd]

The more Geno makes video on Chris Chan, the more distorted the video is. Kind of reflecting on Chris’ life

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris chan is like a burning crashing car going in slow motions

[@MutaScale]

I'd say more of a rolling dumpster fire filled with burning Transformers, MLP, shifty drawings and sex dolls.

[@superscatboy]

And the trunk is full of fireworks, and it's doing a sick flip

[@MutaScale]

@@superscatboy No, that's too cool. Maybe a trunk full of those oil soaked rags bundled up, wrapped in tin foil and got a lit firecracker stuck in them while the car grinds at like quarter a mile every two miles. THAT'S more in line with Chris' existance.

[@cyberking3692]

I still love how geno still talks about himself in the documentary

[@HesGotaGun505]

“They also took pictures with Christine’s body”-Not something you hear said often about living people’s bodies.

[@platinumdragonslayer6128]

The people here who are playing along with Chris’ delusions, whether they’re just pretending or actually being nice, are just as much to blame as the trolls who truly harassed him as far as I’m concerned! They fed the insanity and have as much of a hand in making Chris a true monster. And even after what’s happened I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them are still encouraging him!

[@ozmul5810]

This is sad but true. An old wise man said. "Be careful when humoring Morons, because there is another Moron willing to believe him."

[@pencilquest9409]

do a kick flip

[@CodeeXD]

Are you implying sonichi isn't real?!

[@FuryanJedi13]

That's one thing that bothers me: if people just stopped encouraging Chris' delusions, there might be a slim chance of him actually getting a dose of reality. Unfortunately, there will always be those willing to mess with him for their own amusement, and it only takes one small instance for him to slip back into his delusions.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

While i agree with that statement it is worth noting that multiple people that have talked and interacted with Chris over the last years have said that he hardly listens or even pays any attention or interacts with people that don't play along with his beliefs

[@eccentricaesthetics8515]

Did anyone else shudder when Kwaii said "I see you getting your needs fulfilled"? I can't help but wonder if he looks back on that statement with complete horror now.

[@rei2684]

Omg yeah, knowing what will happen, poor guy mean it with good intention to now begin such a foreshadowing for *that* incident

[@eccentricaesthetics8515]

@@rei2684 the ironic thing is I have a feeling that Kwaii was trying to be vague and as NICE as humanly possible in the situation. He chose his words very carefully. He didn't say "I see you with a woman/partner"... matter of fact he doesn't allude to another person being involved. I think Kwaii may have been implying that Chris would end up investing (more likely being gifted, let's be honest) in one of those hyper-realistic custom sex dolls. I doubt that Kwaii had anything beyond that in mind, let alone it going as off the rails as it did.

[@OrimaJam]

Hearing Geno refer to himself in the third person is so surreal, also geno shortening this part to half an hour implies that he is trying to make the topic of THAT moment it’s own video

[@badkarmalad153]

The CwC doomsday clock is ticking closer to midnight...

[@hightower7275]

​@sarcasticdude2320oof

[@slipnslideguy3015]

Another great vid from the one and only Geno Samuel! While nothing big happened, it shows just how deep the consequences of Chris Chan's life had gotten. This was well and beyond the point of no return, and CWC was feeling it. Loneliness is a terrible thing, but I don't think Chris Chan really knew that each decision made in response to trolls lead only to trouble.

[@MrElrolis]

Imagine if "Sonichu" is in reality an Eldrich entity draining Chris sanity and presenting itself as a salvation

[@WeDontHaveJack]

Head canon accepted, I wanna write a short story about this

[@MrElrolis]

@@WeDontHaveJack Post the link when you have it pls

[@onewingedangel2479]

There's an actual conspiracy that this is the case. Pretty bizarre lol.

[@masterfarr8265]

I can totally see that

[@KnightofFunnyJunk]

Do you remember that one Ep of Rick and Morty where Jerry got put in a simulation that was at 1% processing power and it was literally the happiest he had ever been in his life. His ideal version of Beth was literally a blow up doll that just lied there and did nothing and said nothing and he could just do whatever he wanted to it with no consequences That is Chris Chris's ideal woman is literally a Glory Hole. Just a perfectly sized hole in the wall for him to thrust into over and over and over again and he can do it as much as he wants as often as he wants.

[@GamerCrusader8]

The fact the intro is getting so corrupted there's almost no narration left is one of the scariest things

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

Not even two minutes in and there's already Barbussy foreshadowing.

[@weedle5221]

That barbussy squeezed the sonichu rp right outta him

[@falwk]

Thank you and fuck you for that word

[@KyleFarsante]

Barbussy... thanks dude, it costed you exactly zero money to not type this

[@MattPlaysBass25]

We continue to inch towards "the incident", yet we're still four months away. That episode is gonna be insane. I can only imagine how warped the intro will be.