Chris Chan RETURNS to the Internet, Drops Hints in Minecraft

[@switchplayer1016]

Sometimes it's hard to beleive chris is a real person who actually physically exists.

[@thiscommentsdeleted]

He is like santa claus though. If we all stop believing, he stop existing.

[@neolancer005]

He exists on a metaphysical plane

[@catcrimes80]

And his life was spontaneous. It wasn't Like him and the trolls where secretly friends who co-op skits and scenes with rehearsals and script writing.

[@stonecoldsteverharvey7862]

Average trans person

[@DeadlyAlienInvader]

What about people like Jeffrey Dahmer, Albert Fish, and Richard Chase?! Those people made me feel like a protagonist from an HP Lovecraft story!

[@debater452]

Chris: Down to the mine. Is it mine? Or is it yours. Me: Yeah, but you don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age

[@gabethebabe3337]

My friend was talking to his boss recently and he was put in a position where he almost automatically quoted this. He had to hold it in because his internal laughter almost blurred it out. He’s seen so much Chris Chan content his brain almost failed him in a genuinely normal conversation NOT about Chris Chan that would have lead to an awkward and lengthy explanation.

[@Misty25939]

Imagine having your kid playing Minecraft online and spotting Chris in the servers. *shivers* 😖

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

That's just uncomfortable Keep him away from children

[@switchplayer1016]

​@@OathKeeperRiku07 can you imagine your child's name eventually ending up in Genos documentary on few years?

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

​@@switchplayer1016I'll be sick toy stomach.

[@irish721i]

Here's a scary thought: Chris Chan isn't all that unique -- he's just highly visible. There is a disturbing number of people who are suffering similar mental illnesses just out and about. We used to put them in facilities to care for them and keep them from harming themselves and others. Now we just let them roam about a society that they do not understand and are incapable of navigating until they break enough of our laws and get themselves thrown in jail. It's sad and scary.

[@gestaltblitz8296]

Thinking about this makes me never want to let any of my future children use the internet till they are 16 fr

[@hedgehogstatus69]

Everything in that server is gonna get destroyed as soon as he lets trolls have access to it.

[@Hammerhead547]

$50 bucks says someone ddos's it within a few hours of opening.

[@hedgehogstatus69]

@@Hammerhead547 That seems too long. There’s definitely gonna be someone destroying shit even faster.

[@bassgasmask]

@DamianMongoose if Dr. Disrespect gets banned just for texting a minor, Surely you can get someone banned for actually raping their mother, which in my eyes is a million times worse.

[@catcrimes80]

One of the biggest weaknesses of Chris. Is he is rather tracked and pursued by trolls. Or if there is no troll within 100's of miles. His rancid, selfish, hypocritical, narcissistic personality will make everyone around him turn troll. Hence why in Chris's eyes "everyone hates Autistics" cause he inspires people to hate him.

[@rustyshackleford234]

I remember saying something in chat about you shouldn’t be donating money to Chris and that he should be in a mental institution, and people were DEFENDING sending money to Chris on livestreams.

[@Toripusutashi]

There's women out there that did and still defend Chris Brown for what he did to Rhianna. People are weird af

[@fosterbennington6405]

Defense: he WILL sat skibidi toilet

[@wolfclaw719]

Imagine making just under 200 dollars in 2 hours how the fuck is this the world we live in where criminals keep winning?

[@jayzgaming3952]

It's called trolls and desperate people who want to just be documented in Christory and trying to get involved in Chris' life just to make it worse and leave their mark on history.

[@JosephCummington]

It's called divine satisfaction. You will never get one.

[@rickymayberry9998]

He may of gotten 200 with little to no effort. But just be happy you're not Chris. He gets scraps here and there only to wake up the next morning and still be Chris.

[@wolfclaw719]

@@rickymayberry9998 you got me there no amount of money would be worth being Chris

[@EdgeKisaragi]

Worlds fucked

[@TheDrewser]

Those aren't Discord Sounds, those are from Xbox game Bar/ the Xbox App on PC. It was honestly kind of messing with me because I use it for Xbox parties lol. So he's probably getting Messages and/or Party invites.

[@SluggLuver]

They also let you know when someone comes online or is playing a certain game

[@maxonbardo]

The music is so loud it reminds me of the sing-alongs where Chris is barely audible over a blaring "karaoke" track which was just the normal song

[@marvelousTUD]

Ah yes, “Yellow’s a Mellow Color”. A classic.

[@twistedgamer238]

Only Chris could profess his innocence and act like he was betrayed then follow it up with I wounder if Josh Moon is a better kisser then Judas.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Barb passing away and then him believing he forsaw it, I hope him saying that about his mom will finally get rid of everyone funding

[@jayzgaming3952]

Don't forget the Icarot after Judas. I swear, the perfectionist in me dies when I hear that thing speak.

[@Colddirector]

The only reason he hasn’t spilled his guts in a field somewhere is because he used his 30 pieces of silver to send that medallion to Nick Rekieta. He passed all the evil energy from betraying Chris to the newly christened Nick Chan Rekieta Chu

[@palmgameboy]

7:38 Cyraxx has gotta be embarrassed releasing that clip bragging about making "$116 a day" as a streamer now 😂

[@speensro413]

You forgot to mention how when Chris was on the Minecraft Skins menu, you could see that he created a Skin of who seems to be Flutter on the far left, implying further his (demented) attraction to her.

[@Morra5472]

Spent 2 years in jail and has not learned a single thing in 15+ years. Smh. I bet he still thinks Santa will put a boyfriend-free girl in the Christmas-tree.

[@Man-q5r]

Tbh, I wouldn't be surprised if he still believes that nonsense. Considering that he thinks that he is jesus or believes in that fictional characters are real bs.

[@nxmx6ix]

Him being the poster child of the tr*ns is the funniest thing

[@avadoksorem2854]

Referencing Mr. Ed was admittedly clever. Not many remember that one after the 90s.

[@ClownCar666]

Is clever the word??

[@avadoksorem2854]

@@ClownCar666 he has his moments.

[@dxfan18]

9:21 What the hell?! Is that some kind of AI copy?! What am I watching?!!!

[@dariokillsaman2111]

It is ai generated

[@atreus2325]

its the REAL chris chan sonichu

[@halfhumanhalfzombie]

"Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime." 🤦🤦😶😶

[@kirbobirbo0446]

how did it all go so wrong

[@Colddirector]

@@kirbobirbo0446it’s the curse of the Sonichu medallion, it’s already taken iDubbbz and Rekieta as well, there’s no telling whom it will strike down next

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

it's crazy such a person can freely walk outside

[@halfhumanhalfzombie]

@@catscanhavelittleasalami Indeed, it's scary.

[@biggumstevens1784]

his minecraft world is schizophrenia personified.

[@ravenslaves]

Incurable. Absolutely incurable. And still dangerous.

[@SpaceInvader3003]

It's true, since Chris never learns anything, he could easily SA someone else just so he can play his tired old autism deferral defense and get away with it like always.

[@swaggerdagger8976]

Of course Chris Chan plays Bedrock

[@Key-Knight87]

To be fair most of the player base are Bedrock players...

[@nxmx6ix]

Be nice, he's a high functioning autist man

[@DoctorAlright]

He’s had this world since before 1.14. He lives in an old desert village. I refuse to believe he built all of this in survival tho

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

I'm sure white Knights did 99% of the work.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

I cant believe chris chan is involved in the Minecraft community now.

[@vectorequinox6202]

I haven't seen someone be bad at minecraft for like a decade. I feel like it's a game that everyone understands by now

[@faszikilawang8445]

Chris has a mental age of about 6 and an emotional age of about 4 and the coordination of about a 2 year old. Even if he figures it out, he still won't have the dexterity to do anything.

[@Man-q5r]

Its that simple. Chris good at nothing really. He has no good talent or any good skill.

[@nxmx6ix]

​@@Man-q5r Why haven't Chris 43% himself yet?

[@DanYami]

of COURSE Chris plays Badrock

[@shaneh3109]

Tbh I like bedrock. Ik u can't mod it but it's nostalgic to me

[@DanYami]

eugh

[@MonieThu]

@@shaneh3109Im calling teh police uwu

[@bard4uu]

he plays minecraft like its 2012, just look at that world

[@BlakeEdwards-uh3ro]

Chris is a 42 year old man. That is mentally ill.

[@embroideredragdoll]

If Chris Chan is making a server, wouldn’t the server be different from the Minecraft world meaning that if people wrecked the server the builds would still be safe in the world?

[@trolldonlolol96]

If the world is exposed to the internet then yeah ppl can wreck it

[@reiangossling6395]

3:43 I wonder if the hippo is a reference to the miniature hippo he drew in one of the jail drawings. Also, of course Chris is the last living person that still thinks Mr. Ed is funny. He's like a feral child but instead of being raised by wolves it's old people.

[@Rhubarb120]

The "I have a hippo on my head" joke goes way further back than that. It is one of those phrases Chris has been repeating for decades. The most famous example is back when he was using Pictochat, where he made a short animation that ended with the hippo on someone's head and another person plainly pointing it out, but he has made references to it even before then.

[@reiangossling6395]

@@Rhubarb120 I guess it's another one of his phrases that he's been repeating because of his autism and/or sheltered upbringing, just like "true and honest."

[@LucifurYapps]

I was annoyed due to his lack of ice highways

[@mikehunt9884]

looks like internet enablers got him a house or an apartment .

[@BabylonB63635]

The state did that. Ppl have tried for years to talk sense into this guys head. He never listens and he never learns. Just ask Null.

[@DerelictCountry]

Chris literally never left lmao those weren't discord DMs Gibi, those were Game invites.

[@slavelucy]

Mommy go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@dariokillsaman2111]

Hes been gone for over a month

[@DerelictCountry]

@@dariokillsaman2111 he's been away for longer even outside the prison saga kek

[@nadiastar6264]

No way I'm touching medallions from a known scammer.

[@darkyboode3239]

Are we also gonna mention how some of the people in the chat used Gen Alpha slang words like “Skibidi”, “Gyatt”, and “Rizz”?

[@ahooman6690]

9:15 oh god, it’s Solidus Chris

[@draagon6563]

Good lord those sonichu statues are terrifying. also sup gibi!!

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

They'd look so good surrounded by TNT and covered in lava...

[@NardoHidnLeef]

Does he honestly believe his own bs 100% of the time… theres gotta be a point were he’s just laying there before bed and thinks… “how long can i keep this up”

[@faszikilawang8445]

For Chris, having a crayons version of Feelings and Emotions spelled out for him is HUGE. Makes sense he's creeping out children at Inside Out 2.

[@saintsheepy6682]

Chris is lucky that the well known griefer and troll UnstoppableLuck isn't doing Minecraft trolling anymore.

[@JonFawkes]

Appreciate the concise summary of the stream, thank you for suffering through that for us Depending on how that new cwcvilleguardian channel goes, could be another trolling saga? I'm hoping it'll be another liquid chris where they basically hold up a mirror to chris and see what happens

[@esquivelcruzcarlosbenjamin4253]

lego chris chan death sound 11:26

[@nicholassanabria6493]

The only why weird thing happened when someone gets a medallion from Chris is because of all the weird stuff that happeneds as a result of being with Chris in any way

[@MonieThu]

Ah hell nah Chris Chan plays BEDROCK EDITION!!😭💀💀💀

[@FunyunRob]

11:26 Chris’ death noise is wonderful in how pathetic it sounds

[@gatewoodanimations9753]

With the music thing, it’s solely the game’s fault. The newer music is way too loud no matter how much you turn the music down. This is coming from someone who plays Minecraft

[@Key-Knight87]

Exactly. I like most of the new soundtrack, but with how loud it can get really bugs me.

[@gatewoodanimations9753]

@@Key-Knight87 Agree

[@pacificgrim4661]

Liquid Chris, Solid Chris, now Fake Chris, what's next Anti Chris?

[@SuperhypermechaPOTATO]

Thank you for watching these live streams and giving us a summery of them 🙏

[@Smartcoughdrop]

Chris saying the ends justifying the means is quite worrisome

[@TheCosplayArtist]

He just should stay FAR tf away

[@Chromatome]

Chris' minecraft builds look like they were built by a kid in 2011.

[@POWMedia17]

HOW THE HELL DID HE GET INTO A KIDS MOVIE?!

[@TR-sg4nw]

The staff probably had 0 idea who he was.

[@SPLKIRA]

Had no clue who he was talking about until he elaborated on "wreckitahs" background.

[@NordRageLevicus]

I have not looked actively at chrischan's stuff but those minecraft builds of his characters do not look half bad, as much as it pains me to say it, he is better at building statues in that game than I am lol

[@hand13932]

to be fair he spends his entire waking life dedicated to these characters so one would expect proficiency in making mediocre statues of them in minecraft

[@Vaidiss]

that isnt discord. its xbox notifacations. hope this clears things 6:39

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

I've been saying for YEARS that Chris should stream. Just imagine if he actually had enough competency to stick to a regular schedule and was smart enough to bait the trolls. Dude would be rolling in fat stacks.

[@ravenslaves]

Little fun fact: I was talking to a friend who had to deal with Chris Chan, as a cop. And he reminded me that anyone can file a FOIA request for all those public records. Like how many times the police were called, and why. As well as other tidbits of information, like court records etc... ...just thought I'd share.😊

[@thrillhouse4151]

Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime is a great JRPG final boss form name for Chris.

[@randompurplehippo]

“Ri-Kay-Tuh”

[@Mafacracer]

"Ree-Cot-Ahh"

[@SqueakyMcSqueaks]

I cant believe I made into this video, how great! 8:38

[@_Yorkshire_Terrier_]

Bro, I fucking realised Chris Chan's Minecraft base is so much better than mine-

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

I doubt he actually built any of it himself

[@toefoneman]

Idk ​@@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush

[@alainali6010]

9:28 i did not know Sonichu's voice was so deep! Is this his canon-voice?

[@speed0]

For the record, Rekeita is not pronounced that way and i don't think anyone would call a functional alcoholic "squeaky clean"

[@Abedtips]

Constantly forget which GiBi channel has what

[@donjoe4994]

You pronounced Nick Rekeitas name wrong it's pronounced "Rek-E-Eta" but other than that HAPPY to be here and incredibly glad to see annother post from you and happy to see Chris isn't dead

[@TheTwilitHero]

Why is everything cobblestone!?!

[@kryzmerize]

never say the word rekieta ever again 😭

[@UndrAttack]

fr, that was worse than when DSP refers to the balldo pope.

[@trucings9013]

I hate that I thought this was about Chris from Abroad in Japan.

[@Mitzi-chan224]

Chris never left. Lmao what is behind him in his webcam btw??

[@masterfarr8265]

how did he get out of prison?!

[@MisterPancake778]

THE RETURN OF THE KING

[@masterfarr8265]

Honestly I would love to see Chris’ reaction when he gets to hell.

[@snaker8966]

If chris chan´s streams aren´t for money laundering I am going insane

[@savedemperor8024]

Chris should name his minecraft server as Barbussy-Landia 😂

[@CommissarTails]

Who's redditca??

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Nick Rekita

[@AutismIsUnstoppable]

Rekieta Law

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

1:18 "Fishtank" Erm Sam Hyde much?

[@Stutts1895]

I guess this is the problem with lol cow channels it was funny when he was covering all the crazy stuff but this video was mid

[@georgeg7259]

Is someone making Chris stream and pocketing the profits?

[@ridiculoussinner4]

I can’t watch his streams anymore because without comments I or nobody else can time stamp them. It’s not worth it anymore.

[@C_Owl]

I'd much rather listen to Minecraft music than the voice of our lord and savior anyway

[@beanman7846]

Riveting stuff going on in the chrissphere

[@AlexRojas-db6yd]

Why did he not go retrieve his equipment and loot from the Nether after he died?

[@vectorequinox6202]

But that would be in some way close to cleaning so Chris doesn't know how

[@cseager3239]

He would save every like 15 minutes so that if he died he could just restart from his last save point. Because he was manually mining diamonds like a jackals because every villager in every village we saw has ran off or died somehow. He thinks that the villagers will spawn eventually, but that's not even how minecraft works.

[@Glitter_H_Hoof]

​@@cseager3239 didn't he click save and quit after dying in the end

[@AlexRojas-db6yd]

@@Glitter_H_Hoof He did save. I guess im just old and didnt know you could do that now. Thanks for the answers!

[@Key-Knight87]

@@cseager3239 Minecraft auto saves your progress like every 5 seconds so if you die, you can't just reload like that.

[@samueltitone5683]

In Chris’s defense (solely in regards to the music) the song that plays whenever you’re near water in Minecraft is way too loud in general.

[@tracyrakelle]

#NotSoBwessed

[@EpsilonDSCco]

i wish chris would stop saying the better kisser thing.

[@Zedsdead83]

I wish he didnt put his bent pokéflute into his snorlax mother.

[@SpaceInvader3003]

I wish Chris was straight but he never was.

[@901Kari]

How are the praetors even making money of Chris. He barley even streams and goes months without doing stuff

[@Glitter_H_Hoof]

the etsy probably

[@godmagnus]

That's not how you pronounce Rekieta

[@bluetwinkiesaregood]

Chris talks like a toddler. I can barely understand him.

[@Powers3848]

Online yes. Listen to the Bella call and he talks normal. He's twisted.

[@ogorkithehedgehog]

this was the stream where i confess my love for chris. it's amazing what 2aud can do

[@timothycrawford3476]

In all fairness, Raxx is equal to Chris Chan. I grew up watching Chris, and I personally never thought we'd see anyone come close to Chris's Lolcow fame. Raxx has, the guy has hundreds of people covering his videos and thousands of videos about him on KZbin. Kingcobrajfs is another one. Yeah, Chris will always be a legend, but his time has come and gone. Nothing personally against you, but if not for Geno's videos, the world would have moved on and forgotten about him. Yeah, people like us follow these people, but we are few and far. Troll wise, Music Biz Marty has by far surpassed anything the trolls have done to Chris.

[@ToxicTurvey]

Good to see Chris again

[@HandFromCoffin]

Shit... The ends justify the means.. wow hard core guy. Gibby.. will you still follow Chris when he starts his Only Fans site?

[@patigelstarberry4302]

ewww is that bedrock edition

[@Yemeno45]

Honestly, the in-game starues are better than his drawings. The rest of his comics should be in minecraft

[@cosmosquartz4188]

Im sitting here going who builds like that ewwww look at there base 😂

[@chunkls]

Hi gibi

[@610Hobbies]

I dunno, GiBi, these streams are pretty uneventful and it's kinda boring you have to cover them complaining about every single little thing Chris says or does. Although, damn, it's kinda creepy that Chris Chan is playing Minecraft almost at the same time I started playing it for the first time ever (there was an anniversary sale),

[@theuberbob]

At least she isn't saying Jesus with a Spanish pronunciation. Made me grind my teeth.

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

He

[@damiantrudeau2332]

His live streams are very boring his voice is irritating with his high pitch and his sonicche and Rosache statue are creepy.

[@woos057]

why bedrock tho

[@Key-Knight87]

If he was playing on console, I'd understand but he is on Windows weird...

[@sethisevilone02]

Wtf you cover chris chan lore too???

[@Trollldoll]

Sarcasm ?

[@sethisevilone02]

@@Trollldoll I never knew this channel existed so no

[@Trollldoll]

@@sethisevilone02 gibi been around for a long time in regards to Chris content

[@MasterVoid01]

How come Gibi is negative towards Chris? I along with Geno don't like the anti-Chris attitude he and the CWCki have. I get that what he did to his mom was terrible and indefensible. But, I forgive Chris. Is Chris Chan evil? Or is he a guy who has been through a lot and just has problems?

[@MasterVoid01]

@Scarfimous Don't need to, Trump supporter.

[@MinsterNobodi882]

is he srill on the registry? if so, what do i look up?