Chris D'Elia and Tom Cruise are Scientologists

[@RightWingSomos]

The funniest storytelling of a fake story ever

[@maverickd6214]

Fr I thought it was real for a minute

[@AlexRasengan1337]

Died laughing at "Can I take your order!?"

[@STSGuitar16]

DPofEternalnessity if you haven’t heard him do the racist Starbucks bit on fighter and the kid podcast, it may take the cake for d’elia made up story telling

[@matguerra333]

did ya thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

[@arpenteurgeometre]

@@STSGuitar16 OOOOOOOOOOOPSSSS

[@br41nb0x7]

You think I wasn't?! 4:08

[@MREDZ]

This is easily one of my fav bits from your entire podcast history. Absolute gold! 🤣🤣

[@chrisbennett5589]

I watch this once a month

[@tarvitsenapua]

the mission impossible music really was the nail in the coffin 😂😂😂

[@thomasmurray5721]

an animator really needs to bring these stories to life

[@eddie8096]

Chris is super animated. I always picture him on the Simpsons or something. 🤣🤣

[@Jillady]

You are right! The Abraham-Hicks cartoonist would kill it!

[@justinTime077]

how about Chris D'Elia brings them to life

[@estudos6156]

No

[@torbot_]

@@estudos6156 WTF MAN?! Why not?

[@sesarman]

I come back to this about once every 30 days, usually after I stop at a Starbucks and stare at the lady from back of the glass 😂

[@voxhumana2able]

😂

[@daniel_callister]

This is the greatest congratulations podcast bit of all-time. It’s not even a debate.

[@bobbynil]

It's definitely up top there with Direct TV saga

[@bcamps99]

Can you imagine the awful luck of not only getting in an accident, but then a Scientologist strolls up to your car

[@Modern.Agoge.Training]

"In...... a turtleneck".

[@B-RaDD]

And now Chris has embraced the turtle neck

[@TheLegendofGumby]

5:25 dude the timing with the music is the best! Absolutely killed me

[@cloudlight5363]

THAT DOESN’T HELP TURTLES!

[@arminschmidt3888]

😭😭😭

[@chrispytinglesASMR]

That music over him ordering is great lmao

[@joshuafinn6038]

I work as a firefighter. If I saw Cruise... just return to the station. That's literally our sop.

[@cillbosby6326]

Joshua Finn Hahahaha do you live in Florida?

[@erikgriswold5273]

That's funny because my station is *just* Tom Cruise. He is the SOP.

[@Tx66]

“Can I take your order” THATS IT IM FUCKING DEAD

[@alexisshrader]

This story lives in my mind rent free

[@keenl4057]

One time I seen an accident a car blew up under an over pass and a bit of the grass caught on fire I put it out with the ball of my foot so I'm scientologist

[@meganalfajora3991]

oh my god, this had me dying

[@travisrowe7697]

It just comes naturally to us.

[@TheLeoLaboratory]

Coming back just to see this from yesterdays podcast. Funny af

[@coreyS33]

Same here

[@veespa_]

This is my favorite segment in all of Congratulations.

[@CoachAdrian916]

There were gone so I drank the coffee myself 😂

[@howlermonkeymusic]

“When you drive past an accident...you know you’re the only one that can help” EMTs and firemen move over, Tom fucking Cruise is here!

[@LazyBrosVidz]

When Kings speech shows up anytime I fucking lose it haha

[@FunkyCigarette]

Shout out to whoever put the "take a look around" instrumental in the background of the original interview

[@prakhargupta1083]

Yes😂😂😂

[@MadisonWestfield]

NOTE TO SELF: do not apply mascara while listening to Chris.

[@publicserviceannouncement4777]

When Chris D'elia hears "sk-rrr"💥🚙☕☕☕🏃‍♂️

[@MrsCrangisMcBasketball]

Chris D'Elia in 2019: "The dude's wearin' a turtleneck. BOOM." Chris D'Elia in 2020: The Turtleneck Episode. BOOM. Ultimate panty dropper.

[@WskyHustle]

Literally the next autoplay 😂😂

[@bonphone4222]

This one didn't age well

[@kiranmkota]

Don't even try to resuscitate me until I've had my coffee

[@Andifnot316]

I would love to see this as a skit 😂😂😂😂 this had me dead AF 💀💀💀

[@c0763]

Bleach media made one on Instagram it’s amazing

[@buffering7612]

Still my favorite “I hear a fender bender.. I RUN” “DOESNT HELP 🐢”

[@craigmartin8102]

Imagine cruise and delia were in the SAME area when you hear ERRRRR!! Thta guy is getting saved fosho

[@doortech8227]

I just subscribed. If this ain't a official Chris D'Elia channel. Then boy M'Pissed!

[@bluffshove9524]

"It doesn't help turtles!"

[@chrispytinglesASMR]

“ you think anyone else would of got them fucking coffee dude”?! 😂😂😂

[@elvis316]

I drank the coffee myself. Brilliant.

[@carloshhhh467]

i spit water all over my self laughing when he said he'd drip the frap on his chest

[@robertthegamecat9548]

I'm here to help...because I know that I'm the only one who really can.

[@plumbussmith]

The funniest goddam shit. This could go in the congratulations hall of fame.

[@davidp8359]

Bro love love love you short clips thank you

[@jwpekin]

This is the one of the silliest of all the silly goose times 😂

[@torbot_]

Edited? 🤘🏽🤮🤘🏽

[@sleepteam]

This conversation is taking a H I A T U S

[@taguefrizzell6328]

Lmfao Chris is so pumped

[@patrickbateman7802]

I love how he interrupts himself 😂

[@julienatlas2313]

Impressive, very nice

[@patrickbateman7802]

@@julienatlas2313 oh stop it, before I start showing you my album collection. 😉

[@zachmccabe7510]

Youngest scientologist ever.

[@bonphone4222]

I think Chris is probably looking for younger. 15ish

[@ejshafer]

@@bonphone4222 hhaaahHAAAAboooom BOOOOM got em! wow ohhhhh yea Zach baby, Roasted!!!! Lmao lmao . Doooood .Youre right !!!! So funny. Oh boy boy. BOOOOOM!

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

No way would I leave if you were going to 'be right back with my order' My order is a Mocha Frappachino made with skim milk with an extra pump of mocha and 2 shots of espresso and no whip cream. 😂😂😂

[@eben7248]

5:25 wow you weren't kidding when you said you drank all that coffee yourself

[@mettalica55]

5:16 to 7:05 is ordering coffee on adderall

[@JM-lh8rl]

Terdsniffy Award for best comment

[@humanrobots6941]

Imagine he’s watching cops.

[@modelomacy516]

Turtle neck! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Level_Up_SK]

Where the fuck were you last month when I got into a accident? I want my Venti Frappuccino!

[@brendanlittle2498]

YES! Another time he referenced The King's Speech. I think 90% of the clips on this channel have a The King's Speech reference in them

[@LDBCFC]

This had me cracking up no end

[@JayDelaCruz3]

There has to be an animation short to this😤🤣😭💀

[@joshfarrington8834]

Please make one of those Joe Rogan cartoons out of this

[@begloz]

Bruh, was this the inception of BOTH the king's speech AND life rips?? That's crazy!!

[@evannielsen1805]

I love the subtle Mission Impossible theme playing in the Tom Cruise vid

[@jamescotner2459]

Tom says "you're the only one They can help" hmmm

[@joshuac5537]

~8:08 Tactical Turtleneck or Tacticalneck if you wish, it’s colloquial yet accurate

[@kikikatme]

S’best moment in podcast history m’babies s’koodle d’doodle m’noodle

[@ragethevictorious3060]

Chris Delia's mind is the scientific reaction after taking Adderall. And mind you, it's all off the top. This man is a genius....I mean scientologist.

[@HiGuns_]

Biggest joke out of all of this was the guy at Starbucks asking for his name... cmon... it’s Chris

[@nouh3053]

Beas7 big selly

[@lifeonmars478]

actually its Scientologist

[@whitebeltcentral125]

"THAT DOESN'T HELP TURTLES"

[@mamasaidknokuout-1]

He is a great guy. And a genuinely good person.

[@noobnoob3489]

I help anyone changing a tire or with a flat. Its so gratifying to feel it afterwards

[@tjanderson4735]

Ok I was drunk and the title and his sarcasm at the beginning I thought he was serious 😂

[@girlfromthenile8672]

Chris please come back to youtube!!!

[@dominicviner6619]

"Okay?... that's it." Lolll

[@ajom2184]

And I'm low too...pulls his mic down lol. He is a Genius. This is the funniest thing ever

[@schwartzydotcom]

And he STAYS drinking Lacroix! And he STAYS shittin.

[@donovanwhitley775]

Now this, this is comedy

[@jdsoccerguy]

I know this sounds stupid and not real, but it is! LOL I'm a security officer and one of my co-workers is a former California Highway Patrolman. He said he responded to a car accident and when he got to the scene TOM CRUISE was there helping the people involved! lol and when he told me that story I immediately thought to this moment in the podcast. And I never forgot it!

[@mathieuperreault310]

11 scientologists disagree with the sarcastic satire.

[@maverickd6214]

Chris needs to make a sketch from 5:15 to 7:00 😂

[@scottcampbell8841]

Peak D'Elia

[@nathanbourdeau1539]

Bro you’re the best

[@dialedmedia_]

He's legit Spider-Man w/ a drink carrier.

[@kevinosborne938]

Watching this while high is a must

[@fluffy012345678910]

You're a fucking superhero 😂💀

[@matguerra333]

Annnnnd, funniest dude alive right now in a podcast clip format goes too: Eh Chris D'elia.

[@bonphone4222]

Yeah, him finding out about Snapchat is truly the funniest podcast clip I've ever seen. Hope he rots in hell.

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

i used to work at starbucks man lol i would have tried to be really serious with helping you but afterwards the laughter would just burst out of me if i explained it to a colleague

[@rolferikbaklkk6613]

In Norway its a law that states that the three first vehicles that arrives at a collision or a car accident have to stop and help. Then that must mean that all Norwegians are scientologists by law😩…

[@11ellie7]

Lmfao

[@lexisingsforyou]

Lol 😂 I’m cry laughing. This is great

[@marciec1048]

These story lines he makes up are the fucking best dude

[@jmrobbins100]

It’s a bent rim... hey, you pull that shit over! It’s what ya do!!

[@tylerdavidson4135]

Yo this is the funniest shit I've ever seen!

[@gregormacleod36]

Seems like something they would silence

[@tyronelocke3786]

so goood dude

[@travisrowe7697]

8:39 volume up n down

[@ayokay123]

I'm running out of that cafe so fast that even the toilet paper stuck to my shoe offers to help.

[@tylermanning4321]

Chris says some of the realest shit

[@edwingarcia02151]

Died laughin..thid dudr is too fukin fuunnyy i played that whole stsrbucks scene in my head lol fukin dead lol

[@hamsandwichson]

That scientology hype video w Tom Cruise is nuts in the butts insanity.

[@CrenshawIncorporated]

You make me want to crash my own damn car if I ever see you in traffic.... JUST to see this in action! 😆 ☕️

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

Chris "Car Crash Hero" D'Leia.🤣🤣🤣

[@eschrage1936]

Dude, I love this shit. Ya boi Tom is so ridiculously funny, it's almost unfair to joke about him. Could listen to a full podcast about both you scientologists. Thanks man.

[@carlyrose855]

Okay but if I was in a car accident and you or Tom cruise pulls up to ask if I'm ok... I'm shitting myself 🤷🏻‍♀️ fuck the coffee bring new pants 😂💯

[@tarvitsenapua]

all of you after seeing the new top gun finally get what it's like to be a scientologist

[@prletariat476]

what a great fuckin bit

[@mattysee24]

I thought it was Chris dEh-le-ah. Not Chris deh-EE-le-ah

[@shanexxb]

HERE ARE YOUR FUCKIN FRAPPACINOS

[@JayDeeLV]

Chris 'Scientology' D'Elia

[@pete2076]

From the freeway!?! lmao