Chris D'Elia on His CSI Miami Uber Driver in Albuquerque

[@k20z3keith7]

No Chris, 8 people killed is the definition of danger. How do you not know that?

[@JimiJOfficial]

Definitely needs to be on the soundboard

[@johnlagomarsini]

I think this is where Chris discovered the comedic sequence of playing a soundbite meme that calls back to the sense of where the sound was originally used

[@Nikki-bo8to]

I... want a bagel 😎

[@reynam2576]

He's a crime scene investigator AND an uber driver?? Albuquerque doesn't seem so boring to me 😅

[@davelee3725]

@moestavernprankcall smooth.. .

[@mr.jameson218]

@@davelee3725 I feel as though if it weren't for your broken grammar, this wouldn't be funny.

[@bigjdub13]

"THE UBER DRIVER SAID IT"!!!

[@_Amilio_]

"I know this because I'm... a crime scene investigator. Yeeeeeeaaaahh!!!"

[@chadfrozt8404]

7:12 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 dude best Chris laugh in this one

[@saraforney3940]

I’ve never seen this show! What am I missing this is dope asf boi

[@mangaadventures5530]

Csi Miami SUCH GREATNESS OMG

[@titsmcgee1932]

CSI Miami Season 69, Episode 420 ~The Murder of Boulder Shoulders~ Horatio arrives at the scene to discover successful comedian Chris D’elia had been murdered with a gun Horatio says to the coroner “Ya know, I always knew Chris was at a higher risk of being shot because he is such an easy target to hit.” “What do you mean?” The coroner asks. “Do you not see where the gun shot wound is?” Exclaims Horatio. “Dear God..... *the shoulders* ” The coroner sighs 😎 YAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@saraforney3940]

TitsMcgee I’d be tuning in

[@MrPauli1nj]

No safer time to go then immediately after a major incident like that.

[@huntersmith1093]

David Caruso would never be spotted in Albuquerque

[@tomhines3404]

Dude my wife used to watch this dumb ass show and I had completely forgot about it. But then I was listening to Congratulations Podcast on my way home from work and this bit brought back those horrible memories of that soulless ginger investigator and I was dying laughing in my car! 🤣

[@woodyworld6226]

Chris would be the first person to play a Ninja Turtle without a costume.

[@Michael-ft1bd]

S'different now guy!

[@tagootuesday6521]

So when does the documentary on those wicked shoulders drop?

[@koanikal]

I hope they interview some of the sherpas

[@alexanderprince146]

2:55 THE UBER DRIVER SAID IT!! well I’m checked out! BRO IM FUCKING CRYING

[@MachtPlays]

lol Chris should always use his CSI: Albuquerque Uber driver whenever hes in town

[@curtisortega9057]

The opening song is actually "Wont get Fooled Again" by The Who, the do sound similar at parts tho!👍😎

[@drivewaystar6485]

A crime scene investigator who has to take uber everywhere would be hilarious

[@lukebullard11]

Chris is so cocky, I love it😂

[@jackneely5789]

Burger King doesn’t support the documentary

[@vaevictis5178]

You need to be more like David Caruso in Jade.

[@jeremybust9532]

Dude I just started watching clips of your podcasts, this shit is so funny man

[@greglutz9929]

"My hands are tied now" YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

[@a.k.4o]

THE UBER DRIVER SAID IT! 🤣

[@HarryPodder]

Went off on that actor 🤣🤣🤣

[@MO-tp8lh]

O&A show with Patrice O’Neal did this bit on the one liners from CSI. Still great!

[@bonstockage3745]

MO also there’s a clip of Jim Carey impersonating him too 🙂

[@saraforney3940]

I think I remember that!!

[@kingpotpie4132]

Bruh you Gunna be here for a couple months?! Heard on H3 Would love to see you man, you’re a great person.

[@edotball]

here we go

[@megafone11]

Ya killed me, I’m in the floor!🤣😂🤣😂👏😎😎😎

[@pinkyb9604]

Never laughed so hard for a long time! ❤️😂

[@David-vs9ci]

That was so good. Why is there so many people in here. It seems you ordered an Uber pool. (The Who won’t get fooled again plays)

[@elijahbatchelor9125]

Were these really the lines written in CSI Miami??😂😂

[@pinkyb9604]

And.......it’s called a monocle........the more you know 🙌

[@sirforsa]

I thought they sang "Ooooh, Ollie, ohh-ohh ohh-ooohh" for a long time. Never quite made sense.

[@brodyharris7631]

I feel like they made this just in the hopes you would grand slam to it. Someone owes you about 22.50

[@jamesvetter1797]

sounds like hes saying albercookie hahaha

[@silentpilot833]

Seagulls @ 7:17

[@saraluys]

OMG LOL! YES

[@jvillzy]

Crystal "Sherlock Holmes Microscope" Lea

[@antzyfi]

If you want something to eat go to frontier

[@abbyaaguilar]

Become the mayor of Albuquerque when you move there... the city was made for your cult

[@alecmcjarison999]

Abby Aguilar too many fUckin DENNNTS

[@benfranks7716]

Abby Aguilar do u live in Albuquerque? I’ll move there if u live there

[@abbyaaguilar]

@@benfranks7716 I would only move there for daddy

[@davelee3725]

D gents

[@IIGoldenFalconII]

I’m about to albu your querque

[@leekautz2926]

Caruso was the shit in mad dog and glory

[@brodyharris7631]

Hey. Look at me.

[@BurnitdownMediaOfficial]

Hey Chris

[@lilsLb88]

He got his ass kicked by Rambo in First Blood

[@irrsyah]

Best reaction 5:10

[@vitocorleone1462]

David Caruso is half Italian huh

[@imshittin613]

The who - Wont be fooled again

[@Ballsack9]

plays the who because a copyright strike wouldn't make a DENT

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Right back to pueblo...murders!

[@term287]

Albuquerque is definitely not safe 😅

[@ArabellaPoppy]

I thought he was talking about a csi investigator extra on the tv show. 😂

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

CHEEZY AF!

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Caruso.....😭😭😭🛑

[@usernotfound904]

Grandpa D’Elia looking like an exhumed corpse. Sad to see him like this with one foot in the grave

[@brianb3842]

Do you guys think chris ended up eating at that dangerous restaurant?

[@megafone11]

Brian B he did

[@Hunter12546]

Lol

[@skuliornsigurdsson6704]

I am bringing this CSI Miami theme sound with me everywhere and play it after I answer stupid questions: www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/219152

[@BeowulfAllraudr]

I like turtles

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

Wasn't this on the full podcast? And H3H3... goin triple milkin of the cow ...

[@defferwa]

It's a funny story, and not everyone watches H3.

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

@@defferwa uh yea thanks for clearin that up.. captain obvious..

[@mr.jameson218]

@@jeremiahjohnson6971 Please use more periods.

[@IIGoldenFalconII]

YAAAAAAAAAA

[@IIGoldenFalconII]

Alba kerk E

[@abdulhamidketchman8599]

Sometimes you remind me of Pauly Shore with your expressions

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

An order pool....new investigations. 😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

[@muhammadmadyun3790]

He does need a bra.

[@h2mza]

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[@perryf.5844]

Dude those one liners are the most corn ball, cringy things on the planet.

[@chrisw3421]

D.C. is the worst actor ever, so one dimensional. I never understood his popularity.

[@listenmullahsb]

Chris, stop swearing for the sake of swearing and no more reaction videos blood!!

[@maciek8159]

Go fuck your self

[@Js19332]

Someone fucking hates having a silly goose time

[@Skiller2705]

S'Bitch

[@EricaJoyArts]

I like turtles!

[@EricaJoyArts]

But I LOVE Chris D'Elia!