If Tom Segura Could S*** His Own D***, Would He? - Answer the Internet

[@AnswertheInternet]

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[@BansheeMilk]

Ask one of these comedians if they would rather look like the Mona Lisa or have that guy that draws everyone eating Tacos to paint them everyday

[@heatherevans2679]

Referring to the "would Tom s*** his own d***" question...someone should have asked him if he would spit or swallow? He looks like a swallower to me.

[@TyrWesterberg]

Please bring Joe Rogan

[@shank513]

Please bring in Ed Asher or Robert Paul Champagne or Garth Brooks

[@hypnotoad28]

I'm sure someone else has pointed it out but the question read at 3:56 is different than the question shown on the card. Not worth a reupload at all but ye

[@juanairbag]

Love him, definitively my favourite japanese comedian.

[@ignaciocamacho5564]

SEGURAAAA

[@AltShiftRivers]

I needed this call back 🤣

[@vidennn]

@@ignaciocamacho5564 I read this exactly how he said it.

[@negativeindustrial]

SMIIIIIITHHHHH!

[@SamuelHill-d9f]

@@ignaciocamacho5564 I was gonna say the same thing SSEEGGURA!!!!

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

This isn't Tom Segura.... everyone knows the real Tom wears a single glove

[@hottsaucekid]

Fr kinda upset he wasn't serious about wearing it all the time.

[@andrewledford3865]

This was surely filmed more than a couple weeks ago....

[@FrostyJokerr]

Someone keeps it high and tight. Love you Daddy!

[@joeyhampton5075]

@@andrewledford3865 doubt it.

[@slimthickens3981]

THAT'S what was missing from this video. His vibe seemed a little off and now I know why

[@navtektv]

I like that Tom stretched that disabled kids question out to sound as offensive as he could.

[@notbadforanoob8725]

What was offensive about it?

[@TheeOrdinaryBrown]

Sometimes I think we forget that Tom's a goddamn sociopath...

[@mikepryor7467]

i celebrate it

[@kristiskinner8542]

A mommy should never do that, def not proto

[@BasilHagens]

Yeah he says he’d kill baby hitler but then says he wouldn’t end world hunger because he likes pain and suffering Therefore He only wants to kill baby hitler for the thrill

[@justinwatson6932]

@@BasilHagens nah ya dingus he said he wouldn't take any amount of money over ending world hunger....however he would def love to kill a baby....complicated dude

[@decadefacade]

right?

[@sgtJA]

3:56 he’s answering a different question than the screen is showing. Rookie editing, lads.

[@mrjefflive]

terrible green screen setup too lol

[@UncommonLtd.]

I was like wtf..

[@treefiddytwoo]

y'all expect too much of Barstool 🤣

[@notoriousnite]

Ikr lol I saw that too

[@ishoboi8021]

LOL. also at 8:55 it sounds like the camera guy is about to pass out. Its like some call of duty flashbang type beat.

[@hunternaquin9064]

Saw Tom at the rogan and chapelle comedy show and he was easily the best that night

[@bobbyfreebandz1732]

that NOLA show was WILD!

[@Operation3Sixty]

Well Rogan isn't much competition 😂😂

[@Real_Iceout]

Not too surprising tbh. That’s definitely saying something though! When was this?

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

I mean yeah, one of those other two guys exclusively talks about chimps eating elk meat in an infrared sauna and the other's still butthurt over being called a transphobe

[@Operation3Sixty]

@@Howitchewstofeel5gum You really think Dave gives any fks about that?

[@Kellermits]

Him saying "I'm on tour" on the $25k question makes so much sense. No idea what his margins are after crew, travel, merch and everything, but he is probably getting close to making that a day when he has daily shows and sells our arenas.

[@kman9884]

And all that sweet passive KZbin ad money rolling in from YMH, 2B1C, and DDAD. Since he’s in Texas now he’s not getting buttfucked tax-wise so he’s gotta be living good while on tour.

[@andresmith7545]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYK1pX9_n92HkNk ⬆️ Overdosing on fetnyol in Prison 😂 😆 it’s too funny!!

[@Spaxcore]

​@Quinn Nisbet I highly doubt he's doing half a mil a night. Maybe 100 to 200k tops.

[@nathanchildress5596]

He said $25K, which is about $9 million a year on tour. Compared to athletes that’s not insane

[@ddlk9913]

"where's Tom?" "He's up in his room blowing himself" I've been telling people for years that Tom is his favorite sauce, and nobody believes me.

[@alow4012]

I could watch this for hours. Tom has such a great personality for this show. I love all his stuff

[@bryanbirney2866]

My family has never believed me about light triggering a sneeze. Now I know I can have them look it up. Love Tom, funniest comedian, and yes I'm a Mommy.

[@chadgrov]

I think its more about looking up. I always thought it was feom looking up to the sun but i think if u just look up it makes you sneeze

[@tomharman9840]

Keep it high and tight.

[@evsrax9556]

its light, its a minority of people in the world that it happens to

[@NunzioBustacucci]

@@evsrax9556 throw me and my son in on that one

[@SimonSez83]

My old man is like that. I didn't know it was a thing either. I'm not that sensitive to it but it does work when I need it

[@BodybuildingJourneys]

I haven't laughed out loud this hard in months. Cured my morning depression.

[@jedaaa]

Seriously mate, binging comedy on YT has got me through years of depression haha, keep it up

[@dcthereal1]

Good to see Tom is following Proto. He won't be touching anyone's camera through the fence

[@joshkunua8368]

What?

[@AlfredSoul]

You're fired, buddy.

[@royceisthebestrapper7686]

Gonna go see him next summer, I hear he’s coming up in may!

[@dcthereal1]

@@royceisthebestrapper7686 that's spring, you must be tok'd

[@Maazitung]

@@joshkunua8368 Here, let me explain it to you: 👖👖👖👖👖👖

[@corey5770]

With him wearing that Micheal Myers outfit just reminds me how much of a psycho Tom really is

[@DemoDick1]

That shirt is the last thing you see before the screaming begins.

[@rolldemtrees7419]

Psycho??

[@rolldemtrees7419]

He's clever

[@CarMad97ci]

“What are you going to do, fight the internet?” Indeed Tom, indeed 😂😂 #undefeated

[@connorvincent6287]

This guy is one of the most effortlessly funny people I’ve ever listened to.

[@nickolson9131]

"Well, a lot of spit" had me dying.

[@samfc23]

so the real question is would you rather have 2 normal kids or be the father of patrick mahomes?

[@GC-yw1mn]

LOLOLOL

[@micahwest2793]

Points 😂

[@Jkizzle4996]

The real challenging question would be you get to have Jackson as well as patrick

[@zeekot4064]

😂😂😂

[@1Maverick2]

Who gives a shit about Mahomes' trash ass lol. Shoulda said Brady.

[@WickensWickedReptiles]

totally agree with Tom's D essing strategy

[@reptilez13]

Bro I see you in the weirdest places lol. Looks like we have more than 1 interest in common (comedy, not self-sucking)

[@WickensWickedReptiles]

@@reptilez13 hahaha! Ehhh Keep em high n tight mommy!

[@PissRat69]

Watching one of your videos on my tv and this on my iPhone right now shit is wild

[@MiguelCruz-hh9vm]

I am legit so happy you are a mommy! Keep up the great content!

[@tyler35tpb50]

Love your videos

[@bl6ine351]

When he said “people not being able to get health care, it’s great” I lost it🤣🤣😭

[@MSUParker]

I'm dead serious I literally just got off the phone with my grandma so that HJ question had me shook lol

[@sluggy1739]

well which do you choose

[@jcarson3721]

Were you having the same conversation?

[@larryhoover2541]

The only way this is even remotely weird is if you were both discussing BJ's

[@TheRockhopper77]

I love whenever you bring tim sogera on, him and brit krunchler are the best

[@TylerTakacsIsAwesome]

Uh...its bert kershner* 🤪

[@Trailer__Swift]

And it’s Tom Segura…his name is RIGHT THERE 😓 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Poastie]

@@Trailer__Swift yeah it's not that heard to spell ten suhurha

[@cameronmcgrady227]

Barf kersler*

[@AspectRatioYT]

Barts my favourite

[@gavinohlhauser1258]

Have on Brett Krishna, I hear they do a podcast together

[@vafixer8885]

I really love Brent

[@ralphh428]

Bruce!

[@laundryprovider1119]

Bart Kristals is my 12th favourite comedian!

[@bigggguyyyy]

@@apaaaa your last sentence is precisely correct

[@nicdundas]

Bro, it's like he's a comedian or something

[@ALLTimeGamerTroll]

He definetly should be! What does he do?

[@nicdundas]

@@ALLTimeGamerTroll check out Your Mom's House on KZbin!

[@ALLTimeGamerTroll]

@@nicdundas i was Just fucking with you bro 😂im a big fan haha

[@nicdundas]

@@ALLTimeGamerTroll had to keep it high and tight!

[@nicholassmith3341]

Tom is super friendly; he ate at my work once (I work at a restaurant), and I said, " oh, you look like this comedian I like," and he was like, "yeah, that's me", and I was. Like "wait tom?"

[@michaelwootan]

Watch out for Waspis!!!

[@kennypowers3654]

They'll sting ya!!!

[@rubino8989]

The laugh in the room after the self BJ visual was perfect 👌

[@rams812]

This ish made my jeans high&tight. Keep bringing Tommy Bunz on, because that's following proto 🤘 keep featherin it people🔥

[@chadjolet1]

The best one y’all have done hands down

[@boscoblack]

I've seen Joey Diaz and Jim Jefferies live, now I just need to see Tom, Burr and Jim Norton

[@lordtachanka80]

Hell yeah we needed this!

[@dylanwarren3098]

This video turned me into a teleidoscope.

[@Riomojo]

LOL I DIED at 2:24 when he looked at the back of the card as if the Devil’s signature would be there

[@MrNicvdb]

3:58 the overlay doesn't match the question Tom is reading.

[@TerribleTeamate]

Best guest yet

[@slimesizecounts5873]

Tom the type of guy the get a taste for stoning people and wouldn’t be able to stop. And if he did he would have a % of his population tortured in front of him for entertainment or just recorded for later.

[@anthonymadril1210]

"Lot of spit" 😆😆🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

[@sahillsekhon3]

Definitely the best guest behind Theo von

[@kristiskinner8542]

Before Theo, Tom is always before Theo

[@chriscr21]

lol This was great!

[@kevinb4038]

Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey . Get this Dad Meat on the show

[@morgankuphal3417]

These would be great questions for PKA

[@Camera1production]

Hearing him talk about that tour money is really making me want to try to suck at stand up for a couple years🤫

[@erikch5752]

The world needs more comedy 🤙

[@Camera1production]

@@erikch5752 indeed it does

[@Impuhlz]

Tom's fake sneeze 3:25 is a thing of greatness- I must sample this Daddy Jean gem

[@exzisd]

Tom always makes me laugh. Wonderfully terrible person & great comic.

[@BoozyThor]

3:26 for anyone curious it’s a photic sneeze response

[@Riclmnopp]

Touch my camera through the fence..

[@kawffeytheinkredible3295]

When he said, “A Lotta spit…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Trogglogg]

Why isn't Tommy Bunz wearing his glove?

[@bk_nor]

Cuz the pods are on a huge backlog

[@justinhicks306]

I love Tom Segura. I love his standup, and I love YMH. I’m six and a half minutes in, and my favorite thing about this video so far is that I haven’t heard Feitelfag’s idiot voice at all yet.

[@nicolascapretti6307]

Gotta get Bert on there now

[@AnswertheInternet]

👀

[@nelsonedwards6184]

@@AnswertheInternet please get Bert on! Just make sure you hide any nearby dogs and sanitize the studio afterwards.

[@benjamincartwright5784]

They gotta do a special for Bert. He'd get through 2/3rds of a single question in the time Tom got through all of them'

[@82PeRK]

3:08 Holy sht. So im not a freak. I thought i was thee only one that sneezes when light hit my eyes. It does happen everytime but usually on morning.

[@MrWesd93]

My dad has that photosensitive sneezing or whatever Tom was talking about... I don't... I'm so jealous... I have to sneeze and then it goes away, he has to sneeze and looks at a light bammo

[@agb127]

I have it too and nobody I ever told had it

[@stewpidasso3910]

This was hilarious 😂

[@brandonmartin08]

That’s where it spits

[@mattygschannel]

I feel that light induced sneezing, I'm the only person at my work and the other guys just dont understand when ever I walk out of the shop and sneeze almost everytime

[@XenoTravis]

The crew was sucking up hard to Tom. So weird they started talking more

[@SevenLifee]

They go annoying af lmao

[@mteokay1246]

They're getting turned on by the visuals, the pervs!

[@joehenry9546]

Those questions were hilarious

[@ROFO79]

If Tom was Kim he’d make everyone laugh at Christina’s jokes under threat of scrum eating

[@mattlandry]

Tom was in the zone for this one

[@peterconley5533]

Tom "A lot of spit" Segura

[@BradVicious]

The answer is yes. Yes he would

[@AnswertheInternet]

😂

[@MrRandomnese]

Where do I know that intro song from?

[@DRlFTIN]

The production of this web series is an embarrassment to Barstool

[@AvatarGoku12]

Best ever period.

[@richrichy2961]

@6:22 “I tried when I was a kid” 🥺

[@yes3858]

I heard tit and Tom in same sentence... subbed

[@christopherfletcher5384]

2:46. Imagine walking around 24-7 with a permanent O face😁

[@Naitsirk1]

What

[@jaimeramos9497]

I've heard of his name before but never actually have seen him talk or what he does. This dude is hilarious. Got himself a new fan.

[@mickyyyy5236]

Solid questions 😝

[@matthewlloyd3651]

Watching Segura talk to mystery people off camera is meh.

[@stampede4107]

Mystery people who aren’t funny and talk a lot.

[@ygkemosabi8280]

@@stampede4107 sometimes they help like with explaining the feet are now small, but they overdue it with thinking they are cool kids

[@SyscoVids]

Nice I have light induced sneezing too

[@janpavel1441]

Tom is the kind of person who isn't satisfied with him succeeding, others must fail too.

[@ilikemyowncomments9065]

Feeling like you gonna sneeze, and not actually sneezing is maybe the worst feeling ever. Feeling like you got a log in the chamber, but not releasing would be horrific. Feeling like your going to climax is probably the best part. Just as long as you don't have to deal with the dissatisfaction of never getting off.

[@stop.juststop]

My dissatisfaction happens immediately after I get off.

[@bonkerzhuntsdemons7993]

I would not kill baby hitler because of the butterfly effect. You don know what would happen because you did that man. One thing about going back in time you can't fuck wit it.

[@chadgrov]

60 million people died in WW2 because of that meth head. I think we can chance it

[@bonkerzhuntsdemons7993]

@@chadgrov i know im jus saying.

[@iambiggus]

Yeah... see the thing with changing history through time travel is the near impossibility to imagine the worst that could happen, so it's a dice roll. But, Hitler was already one of the worst thing that could happen, so any bookie would tell you to roll the f'ing dice.

[@bonkerzhuntsdemons7993]

@UCe4q3sdtF81BDm4WT_z3TAA what if more people died because that man. I understand what he did was so wrong but time is not to be fucked with.

[@bonkerzhuntsdemons7993]

@@iambiggus well if someone does it we'll see.

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Omg I sneeze in sunlight too, and I used to tell my mom that and she thought I was crazy. But I did find out it's a real thing years later. Always good to hear more validation.

[@josef2012]

I love the stumbling around which year 5 years ago was 🤣

[@idofps9709]

100% my favorite comedian atm

[@rkdrama2443]

I subscribed but I applaud the attempt, ps thank Tom

[@NK-wy8wp]

Amazing

[@ethangriffith6856]

3:56 I think we got the wrong question 😂

[@dennis_duran]

Actually good question cards unlike every other knockoff game of this type.

[@GarageHobbit]

Had to pause because I was laughing too hard to finish my bowl💨🤣

[@WesleyB-Rook]

At 4:00 you have the wrong card showing for the question. Do you guys actually pay someone to edit your videos?

[@misterwiakers9292]

Omg this video lol so messed up but funny at the same time

[@RobbieFitzgerald]

"So I gotta walk around with little dick feet?!?!" Legitimately spit out my coffee.

[@SamuelJayMedia]

tom has to be one of the best people to be in these videos, he just doesn't give a fuck

[@vandals_Gardens]

Toms just gold in everything he touches

[@mariahjuliette9324]

To know Tom Segura sneezes at bright lights makes me feel better about my sneezing at bright lights lol

[@Defund_HOA.]

I feel like the first answer is what goes on in drug addicted homicides/mental cases. Scary stuff when all that shit makes sense to them.

[@sinofgluttony2961]

Tom is the best

[@AnswertheInternet]

Strong agree! Who would you want to see on the show next Mason?

[@FreightTrain54]

I love Tom so much

[@bigtxbullion]

This is good 👍 dude can make anything funny

[@SPEW2020]

So god damn funny that John has a 15 second outro for a wildly popular channel and he cant even get that right. Perfect KFC radio attitude. Fuck it, close enough

[@dylanturley7291]

Tom is the greatest.

[@tolerhousecookies69]

How can I get on this show I want to answer so weird messed up answers it looks like a whole lot of fun lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alwaysgabriel]

3:58 mark the card shown on screen is diff from what Tom reads

[@kombatchief]

4:05 You can literally just buy one if you save the money

[@Leftyotism]

Of course he would! It's effing Tom Segura!

[@Beardedgumby]

At 4:08 go with the money what if you end up in jail some day lol