Chris D'Elia Reacts to Cats Box Office Failure

Chris gets to say "I told you so" when he was overwhelmingly proved correct about how badly Cats would bomb at the box office. Also, CAT SCHOOL!? Bye.
Clip from: F My Carcass (Holiday Episode) (152) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Who actually saw Cats? I need reviews.

[@conspiracybear1564]

I smoked a doob & went to see it. I left soon as people in the theater started clapping for dame judy dench when she came on screen. I was like DONE! ...BYE! I think theater kids really like cats or some shit cos some people there were pumped for that shitty movie. Bunch of furries & theater kids man.

[@DailyNugget]

I was dragged to it. You can't imagine the horror, my baby. My heart sank when the first cat came on screen. I knew I was in for my generation's version of D-Day.

[@smokeybobandis4617]

Nobody. Nobody saw cats.

[@AyanTheAlien]

I will never watch it & here's your review, "It's Cats"😸

[@AyanTheAlien]

I can't wait for you to talk more about Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead. So happy you're in it🤙

[@Francisah]

The whole cast thought they were getting Oscars when they signed on for this lmao

[@kathyvictoria6059]

Frankie Rollins lmfaoooo you know it’s true!

[@Francisah]

Taylor: I’m gonna be a movie star! Movie: bombs Curb your enthusiasm song plays.

[@repairdepartment5918]

They did get them. They were paid in hot dogs

[@keithremedy]

Deadass they though it was going to be phantom of the opera or some shit

[@AcornRiot]

Frankie Rollins cats isn’t her first movie role

[@weirdoshit3504]

my actual cats are offended by these people appropriating their culture

[@BlackHatPodcast]

Lol

[@ruthanna4713]

Especially the music, cheap copy

[@garywright4106]

I can't believe people still where catface in 2020. SMH

[@weirdoshit3504]

@@garywright4106 lol

[@freebee8221]

Exactly. I heard that the people who are playing cats arent even real cats?!? Thats cat-facing. Offensive to cats.

[@ghostdogblack4747]

"And Jason derulo is in it " That picture of Jason as a cat I'm dead

[@keithremedy]

ghostdogblack4747 that’s what made me laugh

[@TheTheode]

BOOP BOOP BOOp BOO BOO Boo

[@shayekingsley7340]

If the movie was just Chris talking about how shitty the movie was, it would have made so much more money. lmao.

[@shayekingsley7340]

@@mcmacshalfilya Who knows. But I would pay the $12.50 movie ticket to see him shit on Cats 😂🤣

[@Louie90s]

I'm so glad that movie bombed

[@Jiff321]

They sent the actors to CAT SCHOOL so they can move like a real cat. Then they left their HUMAN HANDS on the cats bodies.

[@chadwarden593]

Not to mention a cat dying of tetanus doesn't even move like that shit

[@abigailkaptain4405]

They should've just had them adopt a cat and watch how they move and watch the 80's Cats. 80's Cats is the shit man.

[@PAWiley]

But is it.. _JCST_ good? Huh, _is it?_

[@jenstoll6346]

I work at the movies and we usually start cleaning the theatre halfway through because everyone walks out lmfao

[@StoneColdFox17]

So glad I didn't let my guy friend drag me to see that- I was like too much CGI, BYE!!

[@solidusmusique]

Megan Leigh y’gah’boyf?

[@StoneColdFox17]

@D I He's been dating a girl for the last decade, lol

[@StoneColdFox17]

@@solidusmusique I have guy friends I grew up with, but no boyfriend for the last year or so..

[@untrustingfruit]

Oh that was you? Gtfo while I'm trying to watch cats

[@fvictor77]

How didn’t they cast Chris as the head cat.

[@lihkin136]

He's too young

[@quintonwinslow9354]

He looks more like an angry eagle 🦅

[@chrisl7924]

Too much of a lanky bird

[@fvictor77]

Did ya hear, papa john wants us to eat 50 pizzas in 30 days as a New Years resolution

[@johnhenderson6840]

Yeah...he is a huge pussy

[@UnfitToLive]

'SIR Ian McKellen wasn't even that in to it.. and he's gay!'

[@lazycalc2533]

“Don’t get a cat” - Henderson

[@maximumstromboli4024]

James Warner I came here for a comment with Henderson in it thank you

[@johnhenderson6840]

I did say this

[@raphythemighty2613]

Looooool

[@gabrielsilvas7105]

Same

[@drftismer]

Fucking Love that show and that Baby is in it

[@STaSHZILLA420]

I legit abandoned my cats after watching this movie.

[@illumindonnaughty]

😂😂

[@StoneColdFox17]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SKPonr]

You look like you were abandoned aswell

[@rachelo9067]

Phatsaxxz DUDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@PhilosopherFool]

That doesn't sound very jellicle of you

[@melaniemorales33]

“YOU do the math. Calculate that my babies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO

[@mcmacshalfilya]

It's been calculated 🔣

[@Ramboskates85]

Why does Chris sound like Jean-Ralphio Saperstein when he sings 😂😂💀

[@theflanman1986]

Ramsey Bivona cause technically im homeless

[@jakerussell7249]

Hahaha

[@alnibodycare]

Lmao I couldn’t figure out who he reminded me of when he sings

[@hubble.-.]

Dude, I died when he started to turn into Eminem!!!!

[@austinjrb]

Hubble.-. _ "bCauSe JAsOn DevOoR gOt HiS CoCK CGI'd OuT" 🤣😂😂

[@cutieenao1424]

They were already in too deep to stop production when they realized this was a terrible idea

[@dubLINKxo]

3:37 I was completely surprised when Chris started playing the water bottle flute 😂😂💕

[@eisenwerks6388]

If Will Smith is protagonist, antagonist and director, isn't gemini man just a will smith home video?

[@deadpoolgaming997]

Probably he’s worst movie, other then that He’s a Movie God with Reynolds and DiCaprio

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

“The LSD times of the 80’s”

[@MeanLaQueefa]

Dolce Luxe 60s

[@GRANDboysENT]

When Chris is like "What you gon' do with that big cat butt..." I cried tears of mirth

[@tatatheretiktok6031]

Are those mirthy tears better or worse than tears of joy? Asking for a friend

[@fredpierce9610]

TaTa There TikTok dumb question

[@Ethan-jk5kn]

Anytime someone asks me if I can do anything from now on: “You do the math”

[@itsalto5461]

Heard they’re doing a sequel called birds. Chris has the lead role

[@francoismescudi6276]

I would watch

[@michelramirez8782]

As the Tired Eagle 😂

[@bowserhoudini5588]

Kaitlin Olson has the main supporting role

[@hallandrewe]

@@bowserhoudini5588 damn, you beat me to this comment!

[@jansendawe9212]

I hear French Montana is in it.. but he never takes a bird shopping.

[@dakusaab]

This shows, that Thundercats will never be made as a live action film

[@creativebeetle]

Best case scenario they just make everyone into humans and have manes and tiger stripes etc on their clothing somehow.

[@Silverman216]

good

[@apollocreed9977]

Dennis Feklistov gene splicing on a experimental terra formed planet

[@aa.4639]

I thought it was made? 🤔

[@camcam2920]

"Some divorced guy saying lead with the shoulders" "Idris elba's definitely into it cuz he's 50 and DJ-ing now.." lmaooo this was hilarious

[@floweringwallpaper5994]

Best unintentional Quentin Tarantino impression of all time 8:18

[@marcsantos5657]

I'd rather straight up burn a 20 than sit through 30 seconds of that.

[@whodini2067]

I buy 20 and burn them

[@zakkholguin3942]

@D I HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@theFithWheel]

I second that.

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Crack is king. Put the heat on it!

[@justmindset]

I'd rather straight up burn.

[@mattnara4917]

Is no one confused as to how you could have a Trans Cat??

[@mattnara4917]

John Failphins lmao they are a confusing group of people for sure. They don’t know what they want lol

[@HandsomeRob7]

@John Failphins best comment of 2020

[@eyetvideos467]

Trans vegan cat

[@MusicNinja87]

Probably the same way you can have a trans 4 year old.

[@Pain-mr2hn]

She clearly just said it as a publicity stunt, that's how pathetic these people are lately. If you wanna be trans, go ahead. S'free cunsh. But don't pander to trans and gay people just to further your own career... S'CUDA.

[@lauracastle8778]

Everytime he sings the wrong Memories song 😂😂😂

[@lihkin136]

Imagine being a fly on the wall during the meeting where they OK'd this movie!

[@lihkin136]

@Jay Rock Jinx Ha.. close enough 😂

[@ROFO79]

Imagine being a fly on the cat food in that meeting.

[@MojiBeau]

I want to be the fly on the wall at the first executive screening to watch the panic set in

[@rainbowbabyblog5995]

Cats pitch meeting is out there

[@repairdepartment5918]

Would I have to go to fly school?

[@WhatisReal11]

I heard they had tailor swift go poo in a litter box for months before filming!!!!!!!!!! Dedication... that's for sure.

[@bettykay89]

What is Real that would have had a better opening weekend! LOL

[@jayjamjackproductions2101]

He should play Rick in a live action Rick and Morty movie.

[@palmtreecorpse]

I’ll personally bomb every IMAX myself if that gets brought into existence

[@aviellepagan1404]

JAY JAM JACK Productions I have never agreed with anything more in my life

[@Pro24zach]

I cant unsee this now...thanks

[@onlydreaming1017]

Yeah I can see it.

[@711hotdog]

JAY JAM JACK Productions nah

[@JB-yw4ju]

100 mil budget worst opening weekend in movie history lmfao.

[@matthewwilloughby2594]

Starwars came out the same week. It didn't stand a chance

[@REAPER3fitty]

@@matthewwilloughby2594 Doesn't matter. Those 2 demographics have ZERO overlap. It could have been the sole movie to come out in 2019 and it still would have bombed. Nobody who was going to see Cats said "oh Star Wars is out nevermind"

[@matthewwilloughby2594]

@@REAPER3fitty you're making an assumption based off your own opinion. Im sure there's a good percentage of people that watch starwars that like Cats. So yes it very much mattered. Most of all movies make up most of their overall money the opening weekend. It was probably a terrible movie but with a huge movie like Starwars blanketing the theaters its kind of hard to make any money

[@matthewwilloughby2594]

@@REAPER3fitty your assessment is 100% assuming

[@REAPER3fitty]

@@matthewwilloughby2594 you loved it I bet

[@moiseslgaristo6785]

Nothing has made me feel more lonely than listening to this again years later , laughing the same intensity , and no body to share it with or will get this 😂😂😂😢😢

[@jakerepp43]

Oh sh**, the "We aren't just regular cats, we're cat people" The freaking delivery on "I side with Jason" so great

[@chris_redd2453]

At cat school do they know that cats don’t stand on two legs? How bout that and I’m not even divorced

[@Rusty.Shackhouse]

I heard Taylor was so determined to be the best “cat”, she went to that Cat School for 3 months..lol 😂 🐈 Even tho, it was just scheduled for 4 days. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ksa5128]

I herd she was the coolest CAT!! Fucking punch my ballsack

[@toddgarver5397]

Hey at least that's 3 months without a terrible boyfriend song

[@tlizzle8344]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stogieguy7201]

I swear when I first saw the trailer for this movie I was laughing because I thought it was an SNL skit or something...

[@73lling]

Jeremy Renner having the cat ears killed me 😂

[@zWraithh]

I love Chris' "... ... ... ... kay?!" Thing that he does lmao

[@zachlasseter9788]

Bill Hicks, godfather of 'kay

[@TotalBrandFails]

“HEY NOOOOOOOOO! NO THEY DIDNT! NO THEY DIDNT!”

[@theylive2749]

I’d rather see the female ghostbusters movie in 3D in a room full of Tourette syndrome than see CATS.

[@clintonkildepsteen3982]

That sounds like a good time

[@bennybonilla2864]

I’d rather hear my mother beg for mercy

[@repairdepartment5918]

Because that is way more original and would be much more enjoyable than an Old played out play turned movie for no reason but $

[@mikeferster7966]

They Live watched that sht and will regret it. I can’t watch a movie with any of those big actresses... no offense just being ugly and heavy and make fun of yourself doesn’t mean ya funnyyyyy

[@craymay4766]

I'll never get tired of Chris ranting about cats. im crying looooooool.

[@dkpqzm]

"Cats" the musical is awesome on LSD. "Cats" the movie on acid will damage you forever.

[@kalobblack8513]

“I just spilled water everywhere...” Yep that’s what happens when you play the old flute that way. You might just get skeeted on.

[@wickedlester5320]

Norm had it right back in the day. He stunned to find out Cats was about cats, not a clever idea or a social commentary, it's just about cats. Wow

[@jflack6]

Chris D'Elia's head/face is shaped like Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show.

[@b.r3228]

"Well you know it because my character is trans" hahaha with bottle of water

[@MMcCoy-yh4ho]

Chris D'elia makes being hilarious seem easy.

[@Chump_Wonder]

This guy looks a lot like that comedian Hendy!

[@purplekitkatemily]

Lmao your funny

[@rust44]

justiceingeneral Guess he survived

[@staggerlee9362]

"Maybe it hooked into the LSD times of the 80's" That was the 60's-70's. But, cocaine is also a hell of a drug. (RIP RJ)

[@Rippd_Bagel]

LSD is still pretty popular in counter culture. Just because it peaked in 60’s-70’s doesn’t mean many didn’t use it in the 80’s

[@staggerlee9362]

My comment in no way suggests LSD didn't exist. But nobody who was there ever references the 80's as the "LSD times".

[@alexanderjhannon]

Stagger Lee chilllllll

[@Egoblivion]

@@txivneebswafflesandshroom "He was just saying some wierd shit that meant nothing." Ok... *that* actually meant nothing.

[@staggerlee9362]

@@alexanderjhannon I'm in no way denigrating your hero. It's ok. Shhh... It's ok.

[@actiondiddson4623]

It’s crazy that this clip has more views than the movie!

[@jameskrieger7863]

Did anybody else lose their s*** when he said jellicle...ha

[@AkwrdxGmr]

Im dead 😂😂😂😂 “but your in catsss”.

[@wowthatsgreat4870]

" when you say stuff like that , i ruin my desk.." 🤣

[@AJBAXTER7677]

"How Does a Jellicle Cat on Two Legs?" versus "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" I think we know the winner

[@isthisright488]

AJBAXTER7677 does a jellicle cat on is gay?

[@AJBAXTER7677]

@@isthisright488 *How does is a two Jellicle Mars on Bruno Gay does cat legs?*

[@NoahBility]

Oh Wow True Baby And Game Grumps Fan

[@AJBAXTER7677]

@@NoahBility Oh Wow another human being

[@RichardBloomerPMT]

You do the math

[@Madman473]

Right after chris brought up the trans cat character in the movie, i got an add of the calm app african dude saying “what is this world we live in” I’ve never seen a more perfect add in my life.

[@shesemerald2011]

How can a cat be trans? Dame Judi Dench needs to take a seat.

[@retrogwuap5243]

Madsmore she’s just an actor lmao it’s not up to her if her character is trans.

[@Ascended_Uriel]

@@retrogwuap5243 cats can't be transgender you moron

[@retrogwuap5243]

OnTrack Stack no shit you fucking idiot it’s obviously not real anything is possible if you are making a movie. I’m wondering why the actor is being blamed for the way the movie was made?

[@-whackd]

Cats have every right to be whatever gender(s) they wish to express

[@retrogwuap5243]

duke1duke1 thank you

[@johnmcginnes26]

3:38 is how I will drink out of a bottle from now on.

[@plow9719]

I almost fell in the floor when you did that shit with your water bottle, lol

[@chrismabe82]

Pretty sure he tried to sing: The way we were.

[@perry1972]

Quickwack I came here to comment on that. He’s not that bad of a singer if we could figure out he’s singing the wrong song

[@tilliedobre3035]

All the jason derulo commentary was spot on😂

[@southsidestunts5472]

“ my friends make more money than that” damn 😂😂

[@teenagebottlerobert]

Theyre Cats, It's gonna be a hit, I'm Scooter Braun

[@ailishcox4567]

I think about this Chris moment every 2 weeks

[@mcstrad10]

"You do the math, calculate that my babies."

[@Crow-op4jy]

"When you say stuff like that I ruin my desk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prod.byzaha954]

Remember when the kids in elementary school would act like cats during recess? This movie is for them lol

[@rhianhegarty3383]

I cannot stress enough how much I have grown to love you chris. I found your Eminem uploads, then found stand up and now your podcasts have entertained me above and beyond all expectations for a new comedian. I love comedians old and young from UK and US mostly but it takes something and someone to make me literally laugh hard until nearly peeing 😂😂. Please don't mock me if you read this chris i like you . Down to the fact you use dude as much as me .please come to cardiff!!!

[@Omenxiiii]

“My babies” - Henderson

[@kristi9]

😨 hated that so much. Glad Hendys a deady haha

[@NevenaMikec]

love how Chris wipes water off with his shirt😂

[@buddygreen7053]

I’d have gone to see it if Taylor Swift was spraying everywhere.

[@AndreNGropo]

Speed Racer tanked because it was ahead of its time. Its a great movie

[@chefcuhdon33]

AndreNGropo amen

[@Vex319]

THE WATER BOTTLE LMFAOOOO

[@NV-un7hn]

“Weeks of cat school”

[@Aerials135]

the stage version of cats just had overflowing genitals everywhere... i'm actually kinda surprised they took them out.

[@LoneStarGuerilla]

So I just started watching these vids and your podcasts today and it’s something I didn’t know I needed

[@lography6917]

"I've only seen it twice and 14 times on broadway" - A helpful google user.

[@marco.savini.128]

That quick sir Ian McKellen impersonation, was spot on!

[@Isaw1117]

Jason Derulo to Eminem to Jeremy Renner is that 🔥🔥🔥

[@evertonc1448]

To me this Cats movie even being made is a huge statement on how disconnected Hollywood is with reality. How they tough they could sell this crap?

[@er9875]

Coke altered judgement explains everything from the 80's

[@stellar7760]

“Jason DeRulo’s in it: bye!” 😭😭

[@BarfyMan_362]

I’ve been wondering what Chris thought of the Cats trailer with the Us “I got 5 on it” mix over it, no way he hasn’t seen it. S’creepy

[@Danmac_9]

Judi Dench bit killed me🤣

[@ForThePeople777]

Chris is the most unique human

[@jwfitnescoach1181]

Bro... when you said "Who the f@ck needs 4 weeks of basic training to oass a crockpot in a scene" I nearly pissed my pants in front of my son🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Literally the funniest thing I have watched/ listened to all day #R&BDick🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ruckus333]

95 million to make. 18% on rotten tomatoes! Hah! Love it, knew it when I heard who was in it. Lololol

[@mcmacshalfilya]

Lol. Lol to the Lol. Lol

[@jameswrhymer]

5:55 “🕵️‍♂️ But yooouurrr in CAATSS” 😂

[@JackieChanFan1]

The only thing that really makes me satisfied is that Jennifer Hudson won’t be nominated for anything for singing that song...

[@astroforecast2845]

Joseph Hayes what's wrong w Jennifer Hudson

[@corylynn7630]

She is amazing

[@joshua023156]

This is one of the best Chris clips.

[@AtillatheFun]

Damn. Henderson is still alive??? And he has a podcast where he reviews movies and acts like a comedian named Chris.

[@anaxmalakas]

Joe needs to come back and finish it.

[@amyhamilton9477]

It’s 6am.... I’ve been awake since around 1-2 because toddlers 😫 but I have fallen down the rabbit hole of Chris D’elia and I’m in love! Haha what a cool ass dude and funny as hell

[@Max25670]

Lol he still doing the Eminem jokes.

[@kaliciasmith3661]

“Calculate that my babies”

[@alekswanson7309]

Idris Elba started as a dj, it's in Hot Ones.

[@M4GG0TK1NG]

I love when Chris talks like a jazz dude "Calculate that my babies"

[@ckcoleman5145]

Cats, didn’t make a dent!

[@Pupo1201]

This is the first Chris Delia video I’ve seen and this is art lmaooo

[@MacChungus]

"Well you know, it's cause my character was trans" 😂😂😂😂

[@junglepunch4943]

The way he drank the water at 3:31😂😂😂