Chris D'Elia - Drunken Flight Attendant and Other Airplane Stories

[@HealthyAndrew]

“Say oxygen” “Ozzigen” “Okay cool you’re coming with me “

[@trustee7327]

Gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@matoflynn]

Best

[@theflowerhead]

Passengers, plea- MggglMgG Engrish. 🥴

[@evanabbott2737]

HealthyAndrew hahahaha

[@Mwkick]

Watched this again and I was crying laughing

[@valerietaylorraedel9146]

I'm a senior citizen, almost 70...all I have to say is...I love this guy. His manner, qpproach & the way he is talks is sooo today. Well, at least in my world. Thank you...the Grandma.

[@superpanda9810]

Plot Twist: Chris actually enjoys going to Albuquerque

[@Testimo1899Barca]

He is doing a film there

[@ddddgod7312]

🤮🤮🤮 worst city ever

[@EJ6594]

Santa Fe worst city ever!

[@beaucameron8025]

Bahahaha best comment

[@petemitchell5428]

Chris's funniest stories always involve an airport/flight or a cafe.

[@tariq8890]

haha yeah it's when he's going to get a coffee, parking at a cafe, standing in line for a coffee. great observation

[@afv571]

and ABQ, new mexico

[@FFMolasses]

hes got a joke coming in his next special youre gonna love

[@413.]

Cinnamon bagels 😅

[@Luketc7]

Creature of habit babies!

[@greglutz9929]

Captain: can't be drunk on the plane you gotta go, my hands are tied now.

[@adrianruelas1812]

I was eating and you made me laugh, I hate you

[@Mr-mf8li]

He forgot to do cocaine. Never forget the cocaine. Just kidding guys, I'm in AA. #higherpower

[@SpooksMcGhie]

It's above me

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

You had a chance to fly and YOU BLEW IT!

[@chasepotter2376]

That oxygen thing is perfect for a stand-up bit lol

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

YYEESS he could take soo many funny parts from his podcast and turn them into KILLER bits 😂

[@quicklychosen2554]

Osygen

[@melissawheeler6086]

The facial expressions happening during the playback make me laugh so hard everytime😂😂

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

Yeah true in his videos his face and noises totally add humor and joy lol

[@nickverrecchio172]

It’s so crazy cause she literally sounds like the drunk girls he makes fun of. Holy shit 😂😂😂

[@jerrya6855]

that's pills 100% , she's not drunk

[@ciaranwhite2763]

Xanex baby

[@jordangrace8547]

Jer bear she might have had a stroke in the past lol

[@danejurus69]

Xanax all the way.

[@cristanboy]

Yeah, no doubt.

[@secret222]

Bars

[@binababy113]

I am so glad I found your podcast, Chris. I wanna listen to your stories all day, for life.

[@sean78745]

"Speak in your language cause I don't understand" - Chris

[@briggyb]

First recording I thought it was being exaggerated. The last couple... uh yeah she was loaded. I am guessing pills.

[@drlisp123]

brigmund freud some Xanax action

[@AndywayVideos]

Chris these people were coming from Albuquerque... Give em a break, what else do they have to do?...

[@agfb4039]

“She was like 50” Bro she had a stroke lmao

[@camerontarantino5425]

I am in public laughing so hard 😂😂 oshegen

[@Wnick56]

Cool you're coming with me

[@ryanmurphy7355]

When he said the guy talking about Tom Brady going ahhh ahhh ahhh I immediately thought of Bert kreischer..lol

[@markdayton3186]

Same 😂😂😂

[@akavario]

My ockshin bag didn't 'flate and the tray wasn't in 'sition.

[@kylek9684]

"Say the word Oxygen" ..."Ossygen" ... "Cool you're comin with me" LMFAOO

[@HiThere-bu2fg]

"Orseeyah...c..cu..........cussummerrepressennnanive" 😂😂

[@indianajones6407]

You have an amazing gift of portraying the voice of drunk women.. lol.. keep on keepin on boss ✌️

[@joshuamarks1129]

❤️😂Sobriety Test: Say "Oxygen Customer Service Representative"! Chris...it's so good😆!

[@coltonw8686]

I fly a lot and I always see Stewardesses getting lit as fuck at the bar in airport lol Then they sit with the pilot and talk nonsense while he reads a book.

[@adebrysi]

i'm fine with a drunken wait staff

[@stoicshorts]

The faces have me so dead dude.

[@yig_501]

Me too the eyes open in bewilderment lol

[@golden-sun]

2:40

[@Fyrecide]

She was on "ozzicodone" 😂

[@ShavHD]

the guy laughing at 5:55 had me in fucking stitches

[@nl9452]

😂😂😂😂 toothy laugh @ 2:41

[@jbug1979]

"ezzzz been a prezzre having you umbord.. hiccup"

[@skylalynch2864]

OSSIGEN MASSKXS

[@TheCodyMac]

I love it when D’Elia rants about airplane shenanigans! 😂

[@Camera1production]

When you've entertained the world so much, eventually the world entertains you.

[@codymathes4450]

2:41 LOL

[@Norsktype]

sounds more like aftereffects of a stroke don't it

[@Chances126]

Good theory, I didn’t think of that. Very possible.

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

😂😂 then don't have that person read the shit lmao

[@bryanlettow4389]

Afferafeks?

[@chadfrozt8404]

2:30 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@mayaehly5379]

I get why everyone is saying maybe she had a stroke or has a disability, but airlines are extremely strict with hiring. They want charismatic people, she would be outta there.

[@giri.goyo_yt]

Wild boar working the desk!!!

[@kaliciasmith3661]

“Cool ur coming with me”

[@samueladams5243]

It sounds like she took the emergency pamphlet and made it all into one word.

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

That lady swallowed a WHOLE lotta beans

[@ludmillagutomo]

and the flight attendant asked chris: "excuse me, is this your crocodile?"

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

Then he wrestled it and emerged...victorious. “YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH~”

[@leekautz2926]

Like calling the damn cable company. Gotta hang up and call back like 5 times to get someone I can understand.lol

[@lifeonmars478]

i have a bunch of flight attendant friends and its so scary the idea of flying again. They constantly tell us how fucked up the crew get before flights the night before. Barely ok for work. However, they almost have to because they don't get big layovers and their bodies physically can't keep up with these constant flights. One friend had a few hour layover on a 21-hour flight then went back. It wrecks your body. you cant just sleep immediately so by the time you wind down and get to the hotel its just not enough time to refresh the body.

[@michaelviens2894]

Nothing better than flight attendants on opiates

[@theEmaline]

Sounded like me when I was coming off of fentanyl after my surgery lol

[@adumbonseeit8777]

Where are you man Come back I miss this podcast a lot

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Lol

[@jamescatchot10]

"Secure your own mask so you make sure you get it" lol

[@jessehansen3951]

Upright'zition. Great word/phrase

[@thelucianiancu]

That guy's laugh from the background cracked me up

[@jimthor806]

Chris is lit

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

Like a Christmas tree

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

Like a cigar..

[@jimthor806]

Like a baby on fire

[@fionnhealy8583]

Flight D'Eliayed

[@danfelt1442]

Throw an "eh" grenade in every single podcast LMFAO tink tink tink eh ....... ~~~Feist ur eyez~~

[@billionabil]

Flight D'Elayed

[@drivewaystar6485]

You can hear him laughing in the recording too! Lmao

[@Mental_Fortitude]

Ossygen. Brilliant.

[@thisgirl_c85-banginconfide34]

Hey Chris! I watched this podcast the other day - and last night, in my dream, I was saying ossigen the way that woman and you said it! When I said it, I was like, oh yeah this is how Chris D'elia worked out if people are drunk or not. Then I couldn't stop saying it. So yeah. thats it. Good talk

[@afv571]

definitely, EH S'DRUNK

[@carolinandreau]

Hahaha! 🤣 I’m going to used Chris D’Elia technic to find out if, someone is drunk 🥴 please say the word oxygen 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😁😉

[@jamescarter6329]

When you take 4 xanax instead of 2

[@TheFlightsimNerd]

"upright zisshienn" lmao

[@tonebalone9203]

Still hilarious 😂

[@Outward777]

I lost it when he said "I feel so fuckin 80 years old right now"

[@elinebelle5128]

It sounds like everyone was drunk on that flight from the passenger to the stewardess 😂😂

[@hogsaucethedisciple]

While we’re on the topic, Bill burr has a great airplane story as well 👍

[@yelah_muabsun]

Zachary Hobson it’s the best airplane story!!!!!

[@meinsla1999]

I used to drive for flight crews and most of them are alcoholics. I have seen them leave the club at 0700 and take off in a jet at 0745. Completely hungover/wasted.

[@tagootuesday6521]

Oh shit I haven’t heard this in forever 😂

[@Bad_At_Parties]

If Chris was a patrol cop he'd just go around arresting a bunch of foreigners for DUI who were 100% sober but also 100% couldn't correctly pronounce oxygen in their broken english.

[@stealingroses]

OSSIGEN!! 😂😂

[@TAStormChasing]

Would go with the word "pleasures" for finding out if they're drunk.

[@aussiereacts2955]

funniest fucking clip ive ever seen hands down nearly pissed myself

[@Len124]

Wonder if the pilot was actually throwing shade in the flight attendants direction and was partially using the drunk guy as a scapegoat.

[@hilfigerish6401]

Leo Alexander you cracked the code

[@treyperry9722]

You would have to be ferociously hammered to get kicked off a plane Holy shit

[@Brandon_N420]

Dude, she was fucking hammered, this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing this man 😂

[@costatarpin945]

Good lord! This is funny shit. Laughed out loud for 2 minutes in the dark at 2:00 am.

[@MR-zz3zb]

Chris D’Elia is fucking hilarious.

[@danew.8807]

dog she probably just had a stroke

[@phuckEuo]

Dawg

[@ballconei4879]

Dawg

[@Name-oz4lq]

Dawg 😂

[@selectordove82]

put those audio files up for download :)

[@Oh_ok1111]

Well when someone repeats the same thing for decades. S’expected

[@bresnato2319]

Albuquerque? More like Alburrburrque!

[@mysliktm]

In the first clip she sounds buzzed but in the second one she sounds buzzed and barred out lmao

[@mysliktm]

Sounding like she took 2 busses

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

PIN THIS... cuz daddy is a rap SUPERSTAR.....

[@MrChoobsabre]

Breathin in ossigen while I'm flossin in Washington, I'm in Washington, flossin 'n tossin while you're eatin outta troughs 'n I'm breathin in ossigen!!

[@snafu700]

Off the bar

[@xjpsmithx]

"This guys killin it with the Indian sh*t!"

[@kristofor14]

holyfuck you derfinotly called it with the throwing up in the mouth bit there. she was 1000% stealthretching

[@Olechesty]

These knees stay bent at the airport babies

[@bobertislam69]

Chris fucking kills it again!!!! Lmfao

[@Brb559]

I'm a part time baby, I come here only for the Delta Airlines content.

[@spydr202]

She popped those pills and elevated before that plane even took off

[@kalobblack8513]

Lol wtf? “BREATHE ONLY... IF THE OXYGEN IS FALLING.” Did I hear that through the ramble?

[@bst1984]

wild boar 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Drake-e4m]

Gosh I was I could be on a flight with Chris Delia, it be an honor

[@ABRAsylum]

That woman was plastered.

[@KyleBezemer]

Camera's out of focus :(

[@elgee8872]

I heard Chris wants to move to Albuquerque

[@CynthiaBeaudry]

"I don't know if they call them stewards now? " You mean flight attendants? 😂

[@cagekind]

as english isn't my first language, I must say she just sounds american to me

[@SharShar2plus3]

hahahahha oxshyegn....im dying

[@reccct]

chris-so-d'elaya'

[@iamtheteapot7405]

You decide if she's drunk ok? You do the math..

[@BobFudgee]

Is their any more love for a youtuber than watching 2 ads