Chris D'Elia Reacts to Missed Connections on Craigslist in Bakersfield

Chis continues his Missed Connections segment. In this one, he checks out the weird and wild stuff going on in Bakersfield. Stay until the end. It's amazing.
Clip is from: Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP113 - Brahdellee-ahtaht
Comedian Chris D'Elia (Incorrigible, Man on Fire) goes on tangent after tangent every week about what's going on, alone in his house.

[@aaronrobertson8334]

The last 3 min of this cured my depression.

[@SDSuko]

8 minutes in was so funny

[@budrobinson7965]

my god it was funny

[@EJ08CPO]

I’m only 2 minutes in and I’m creasing

[@jasonrcruzacoya1984]

Sluggin percentage lolol

[@SirenOffspring]

😂😂😂

[@hunterendicott2673]

His laugh is so good. And it makes me laugh even harder

[@ninalove3044]

Wtf!! Ive been on a Chris D'elia binge since yesterday - like dying laughing with tears- how in THEE ACTUAL FK did I JUST discover him??? Im so happy rn

[@duke3196]

Comic genius

[@gushernandez9881]

Nah “what I want” face has me CRYING dude 😂

[@doodahman2995]

Gotta love The D'Elia.

[@user-ve3oj9re2k]

LMAO one time this guy i knew said "so watched any good shows on the Flix recently?" and i was like wtf is the flix....he had to explain that it was short for Netflix....i roasted him for days

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Hey Chris, I just subscirbed to your channel but do NOT contact me with unsolicited services and offers.

[@EJ08CPO]

James Morris that’s funny shit brah

[@OfficialDJLaxative]

*S U B S C I R B*

[@m.sggs_9789]

The song was the kicker for me I lost it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanostapyk7656]

Dude I can't stop rewinding that part over and over lol

[@sammonroe3985]

What's the name of the song?

[@ViolentRunn]

@@sammonroe3985 You Make My Dreams Come True - Hall & Oates

[@sammonroe3985]

@@ViolentRunn thanks

[@twanation2162]

“What I want, you got, it might be hard to handle...” 😂😂

[@NickGenovese]

“nsa what is that nasa?” no strings attached “oh yeah that’s right”

[@gomez_tooraw3378]

"So whats on baby" the only way i will ever acknowledge my wife from now on

[@nikoma_]

I cannot believe how many times I keep watching this and how it makes me cry laugh every time. My god man this is comedy gold. I’ve been sharing it like crazy.

[@ItsNessaTho]

"and i've never watched porn before, because i'm christian" 💀💀💀

[@sumsar0125]

That one was confusing because it was so understated and he moved on from it quickly, he didn't "milk" the irony.

[@Big_Steve11]

Chris' face when he pointed at the sign made my week and it's monday

[@ereheryeht]

Omfg I was laughing so hard.

[@zerofriends5592]

Dude, the song when Chris put his arms out and smiled, shaking his head. Was the money shot. I never pictured something so gay and so funny. "You make my dreams come true" HAHA

[@yig_501]

the face when vocals kicks in

[@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983]

You can't watch his podcast without the video 😂

[@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983]

7:50 bruh

[@alo4912]

Hearing the faint giggling in the background makes it funnier lol

[@dmankilla8035]

This is the most I’ve cry laughed in a while

[@babahancho813]

Lmao the song part legit made my day.

[@hosaepalvin9795]

his joy once he started doing the face kills me haha

[@commonbroadcaster]

Literally laughs more at himself when he does the "What's on ladies" 😂💯

[@annatnguyen7746]

I really enjoy the way he smiles when he points at the "Do not contact me..." sign. 👍

[@Jamedia66]

Okay man, I’m out here eating a f’ing eclair and I literally just almost wrecked my car from exploding so randomly from that little song and visualization! Bro.. Bro!!!! Yes, I pulled over to make this comment 😂 F’ing Historical man!!!

[@juleecarpenter1106]

I am just now reading this and the same exact thing happened to me last night. I had to stop and post about it also.😂👍🏽I was drinking a blueberry smoothie and had my mouth on the straw and at the 7:40 mark when he started the Hall & Oates song? I sprayed so much smoothie out of my nostrils and I peed a little SIMULTANEOUSLY it was EPIC BRO😂👍🏽

[@UsSpect]

😭 I’m cryin, damn that was hilarious with the music and “acting”

[@billbillson3129]

Man this made my laughter come out 😂 great content as usual, thanks for the upload.

[@HotdogGlory]

“Made my laughter come out” eh.. se.. foreign

[@klebeau4]

My stomach hurts 😂😂

[@Emily00Strange]

I knew a guy that would say "let's look it up on The Goog" instead of just saying Google 😏

[@Jack-rk7jc]

@Antenna2heaven did he call himself the nard-dog by any chance?

[@MartinEiken]

@@Jack-rk7jc You nailed it bro, that's 100% the type of guy they wanted to create

[@BaddLudo]

I'm trying to eat lunch in the office and I'm crying laughing, jesus 🤣

[@sebastiangosse3628]

😂😂i woke up my son laughing

[@stevendelopoulos]

Dude I love you, you’ve had me laughing all week.

[@blownnbetter4822]

😂😂😂 Chris’s podcasts are as amazing as stand up. Pissing my pants at my shitty job

[@juancflorido]

I laughed sooooo hard 7:26

[@nailmomma]

I love your laugh...it makes me laugh even harder

[@IAMayito90]

I’m so weak!! Chris is comedy!!! My favorite lol. I can listen to his stand up and podcasts all day!! Haha

[@shimmy5340]

I literally scream laughed in my kitchen for the last 3 minutes of this

[@alexbaum2204]

I’ll never listen to Hall and Oats the same way again. This song is in every third movie and I will forever think of Chris bringing a man to climax with vigor.

[@rbbnice]

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times

[@Life_Rips]

Omfg this shit had me crying at end! That face...lmfao!

[@jamescarrier3372]

Bro! The last one almost killed me! I fkn dry heaved, i laughed so fkn hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Angelothecomedian]

Omg the last 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2CommaClub]

Do yourself a favor and just pause the video at 7:45 and leave it there for a little while, and enjoy

[@Cissyslit]

When the music dropped I about fucking died laughing hahaha.

[@ctatum_]

I think this was the funniest thing I've seen in years

[@LOZlaura]

Your laugh sounds like baby angels being born, music to my ears 😂😂😂😂

[@dbregman85]

Ho boy i should NOT have drank water before this, nearly spit that shit out LOL

[@matty4855]

I was crying at the end LOL

[@Pouya0820]

I haven’t been able to stop laughing

[@j.a.r.family2576]

I love how he reads the end about do not contact me with blah blah blah. Like they put that in the post.

[@DebateThis]

Great job man loving the cast.

[@SirenOffspring]

I totally understood when he said "that hurts my heart".😅

[@qawal12]

I'm in tears bro! 7:45

[@Pouya0820]

I can’t stop watching this

[@doommuffinz5276]

"Not that i do that, cuz im christian"

[@agm8214]

8:03 that laugh!!! 😂

[@Kellygluckman]

"I've never done it cuz I'm Christian" with the biggest eye roll I've ever seen. Had me rolling

[@alen6330]

Y R U GEH?

[@sharleenduplessis6632]

YOU are f'ing awesome , thank you xoxox

[@Keell444]

7:26 best part of this video 😂

[@GrimspecteR.]

Oh goddamn it...i don’t know what it is but i just LOVE the fuck out of Chris’s laugh.

[@Vassiliadis504]

Lmfao I'm dying laughing haha

[@valeriedelacruz8423]

8:00 had me gasping for air

[@GomJabbar9]

I had a bad day but then it was all erased when I got to 7:08 Thanks Chris, you're the man!

[@qawal12]

So good

[@rebekahlikesmusic2723]

Man this has me dyin laughing. Chris is hilarious

[@wrhodez7185]

Reminds me of Madtv "Lowered Expectations" I was DYING....

[@BurgundyKRO]

I've watched this everyday for 3 months.

[@Viper-tq1zs]

hahahah the first result for missed connections in austin texas says "girl at bus stop did you fart" "are there any girls that want to fart on my face please" LMAO

[@MrWrecklessD]

The ending to this shit made me laugh so hard I almost woke the baby 😭

[@natedetailscars]

7:05 is all I see when I hear that song for 3 years now.

[@itsjezzybrah]

Dude this should be a weekly thing

[@Joooools]

I love watching Chris on the tubes babies!

[@josephdavis2695]

Hates “the cast” Calls it “the pod”

[@dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418]

Gonna be honest I wasn't a big fan before, stand ups just didn't tickle me for whatever reason. But you just being yourself on these podcasts is fucking hysterical. Converted D'Eliaber

[@cceja688]

I’ve listened to various Joe Rogans, This past weekend w/ Theo von, Your moms house, 5 minute podcast, Church of what’s happening now, and I’m now just discovering “congratulations” and God damn... I’ve been missing out.

[@pratikadhav8202]

This is the hardest I have laughed in a while!!

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Chris is everything🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@francisg5207]

"My slugging % is .520" hahaha

[@Sticeyyy]

I had anxiety before bed and this made it go away.

[@idafox2499]

Dude is goofy lol Making me laugh so hard

[@LostMyStick]

I could’ve sworn that Chris was Rick from the TWD

[@STSGuitar16]

Someone should make a compilation of all the sections of complete silence in these podcasts. It’d be pretty long.

[@dylanostapyk7656]

The sonic drive in part had me crying for 2 days holy shit I sent that clip to everyone I know Fucking hilarious!!! @6:30 Holy shit Thank you Lololol

[@jessiszk4676]

I remember reading one in a Seattle missed connections and the guy was like “we made eye contact on capital hill today. You’re gorgeous and i would love it if you sat on my face. “ something like that. Had me laughing cause now its like i wonder how many people you make eye contact automatically want you to sit on their face…

[@shakadeekee]

Way better than his stand up 😅🤣🤣

[@erlendviken6412]

For some weird reason I like it when referred to as his babies

[@brookemoore484]

I am literally LMAO 😂

[@mjmleafs]

Is that the orange shirt he talks about in his netflix special?

[@leekautz2926]

This dude is unreal. Funniest dude ever

[@OhThatsNikko]

Bfo I love the way you just spitball the jokes as they come to you and start crackin up at your own shit. Thats real comedy.💯 😎🙌

[@breza1515]

greatest double take of all time 0:30

[@royal_berg]

LIterally Crying from laughing so god damn hard, that is the funniest fucking thing dude hahaha! jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiist

[@juleecarpenter1106]

😂🍇💦💦💦 OHHHHHHH MY GAWD! I am sitting here drinking a blueberry smoothie with one of those wide straws so I have a mouth full of blueberry smoothie and my mouth was also on my straw and I swear to God right at the 7:40 mark when Chris was being TOTALLY RIDICULOUS I swear to god I just now sprayed so much smoothie out of my mouth and out of both of my nostrils and I PEED a little bit all at the same time. omg THAT was Hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh that hard. 😂👍 THAT was AMAZING!💪🏼😎💣

[@christopherrainwater991]

Same sign in the background of do not contact me lol

[@pumpkinboi800]

that last one fuckin killed me

[@cesg7749]

I love missed connections

[@borderlime7340]

Tears....fucking tears streaming down my face

[@bricegrissom1910]

best podcast yet!

[@BeardedAddiction]

This is honestly too funny

[@darkcamo77]

You and Shultz are the new Murder inc.

[@robmesser5892]

I'm crying from laughter!

[@Sashacita]

Dude I’m dying

[@kaylagrey7257]

His laugh 💜