Chris D'Elia Reacts to Missed Connections on Craigslist in Bakersfield

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Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

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@aaronrobertson8334
@aaronrobertson8334 5 жыл бұрын
The last 3 min of this cured my depression.
@SDSuko
@SDSuko 5 жыл бұрын
8 minutes in was so funny
@budrobinson7965
@budrobinson7965 5 жыл бұрын
my god it was funny
@EJ08CPO
@EJ08CPO 5 жыл бұрын
I’m only 2 minutes in and I’m creasing
@jasonrcruzacoya1984
@jasonrcruzacoya1984 2 жыл бұрын
Sluggin percentage lolol
@SirenOffspring
@SirenOffspring 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@hunterendicott2673
@hunterendicott2673 5 жыл бұрын
His laugh is so good. And it makes me laugh even harder
@m.sggs_9789
@m.sggs_9789 5 жыл бұрын
The song was the kicker for me I lost it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dylanostapyk7656
@dylanostapyk7656 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I can't stop rewinding that part over and over lol
@sammonroe3985
@sammonroe3985 5 жыл бұрын
What's the name of the song?
@ViolentRunn
@ViolentRunn 5 жыл бұрын
@@sammonroe3985 You Make My Dreams Come True - Hall & Oates
@sammonroe3985
@sammonroe3985 5 жыл бұрын
@@ViolentRunn thanks
@twanation2162
@twanation2162 5 жыл бұрын
“What I want, you got, it might be hard to handle...” 😂😂
@doodahman2995
@doodahman2995 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love The D'Elia.
@ninalove3044
@ninalove3044 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf!! Ive been on a Chris D'elia binge since yesterday - like dying laughing with tears- how in THEE ACTUAL FK did I JUST discover him??? Im so happy rn
@duke3196
@duke3196 2 жыл бұрын
Comic genius
@nikoma_
@nikoma_ 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe how many times I keep watching this and how it makes me cry laugh every time. My god man this is comedy gold. I’ve been sharing it like crazy.
@user-ve3oj9re2k
@user-ve3oj9re2k 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO one time this guy i knew said "so watched any good shows on the Flix recently?" and i was like wtf is the flix....he had to explain that it was short for Netflix....i roasted him for days
@ModeratelyAmused
@ModeratelyAmused 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Chris, I just subscirbed to your channel but do NOT contact me with unsolicited services and offers.
@EJ08CPO
@EJ08CPO 5 жыл бұрын
James Morris that’s funny shit brah
@SpellCheckBot
@SpellCheckBot 4 жыл бұрын
*S U B S C I R B*
@gomez_tooraw3378
@gomez_tooraw3378 5 жыл бұрын
"So whats on baby" the only way i will ever acknowledge my wife from now on
@NickGenovese
@NickGenovese 5 жыл бұрын
“nsa what is that nasa?” no strings attached “oh yeah that’s right”
@gushernandez9881
@gushernandez9881 Жыл бұрын
Nah “what I want” face has me CRYING dude 😂
@ItsNessaTho
@ItsNessaTho 5 жыл бұрын
"and i've never watched porn before, because i'm christian" 💀💀💀
@sumsar0125
@sumsar0125 4 жыл бұрын
That one was confusing because it was so understated and he moved on from it quickly, he didn't "milk" the irony.
@2CommaClub
@2CommaClub 5 жыл бұрын
Do yourself a favor and just pause the video at 7:45 and leave it there for a little while, and enjoy
@Big_Steve11
@Big_Steve11 4 жыл бұрын
Chris' face when he pointed at the sign made my week and it's monday
@annatnguyen7746
@annatnguyen7746 5 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy the way he smiles when he points at the "Do not contact me..." sign. 👍
@yig_501
@yig_501 5 жыл бұрын
the face when vocals kicks in
@ereheryeht
@ereheryeht 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg I was laughing so hard.
@zerofriends5592
@zerofriends5592 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, the song when Chris put his arms out and smiled, shaking his head. Was the money shot. I never pictured something so gay and so funny. "You make my dreams come true" HAHA
@billbillson3129
@billbillson3129 5 жыл бұрын
Man this made my laughter come out 😂 great content as usual, thanks for the upload.
@HotdogGlory
@HotdogGlory 5 жыл бұрын
“Made my laughter come out” eh.. se.. foreign
@commonbroadcaster
@commonbroadcaster 5 жыл бұрын
Literally laughs more at himself when he does the "What's on ladies" 😂💯
@IAMayito90
@IAMayito90 5 жыл бұрын
I’m so weak!! Chris is comedy!!! My favorite lol. I can listen to his stand up and podcasts all day!! Haha
@alo4912
@alo4912 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing the faint giggling in the background makes it funnier lol
@stevendelopoulos
@stevendelopoulos 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I love you, you’ve had me laughing all week.
@alexbaum2204
@alexbaum2204 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll never listen to Hall and Oats the same way again. This song is in every third movie and I will forever think of Chris bringing a man to climax with vigor.
@UsSpect
@UsSpect 5 жыл бұрын
😭 I’m cryin, damn that was hilarious with the music and “acting”
@babahancho813
@babahancho813 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao the song part legit made my day.
@dmankilla8035
@dmankilla8035 5 жыл бұрын
This is the most I’ve cry laughed in a while
@Emily00Strange
@Emily00Strange 5 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy that would say "let's look it up on The Goog" instead of just saying Google 😏
@Jack-rk7jc
@Jack-rk7jc 5 жыл бұрын
@Antenna2heaven did he call himself the nard-dog by any chance?
@MartinEiken
@MartinEiken 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-rk7jc You nailed it bro, that's 100% the type of guy they wanted to create
@BaddLudo
@BaddLudo 5 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to eat lunch in the office and I'm crying laughing, jesus 🤣
@DebateThis
@DebateThis 5 жыл бұрын
Great job man loving the cast.
@Jamedia66
@Jamedia66 4 жыл бұрын
Okay man, I’m out here eating a f’ing eclair and I literally just almost wrecked my car from exploding so randomly from that little song and visualization! Bro.. Bro!!!! Yes, I pulled over to make this comment 😂 F’ing Historical man!!!
@juleecarpenter1106
@juleecarpenter1106 4 жыл бұрын
I am just now reading this and the same exact thing happened to me last night. I had to stop and post about it also.😂👍🏽I was drinking a blueberry smoothie and had my mouth on the straw and at the 7:40 mark when he started the Hall & Oates song? I sprayed so much smoothie out of my nostrils and I peed a little SIMULTANEOUSLY it was EPIC BRO😂👍🏽
@klebeau4
@klebeau4 5 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts 😂😂
@sebastiangosse3628
@sebastiangosse3628 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂i woke up my son laughing
@nailmomma
@nailmomma 5 жыл бұрын
I love your laugh...it makes me laugh even harder
@blownnbetter4822
@blownnbetter4822 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Chris’s podcasts are as amazing as stand up. Pissing my pants at my shitty job
@hosaepalvin9795
@hosaepalvin9795 Жыл бұрын
his joy once he started doing the face kills me haha
@jamescarrier3372
@jamescarrier3372 3 жыл бұрын
Bro! The last one almost killed me! I fkn dry heaved, i laughed so fkn hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@j.a.r.family2576
@j.a.r.family2576 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he reads the end about do not contact me with blah blah blah. Like they put that in the post.
@juancflorido
@juancflorido 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed sooooo hard 7:26
@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983
@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983 4 жыл бұрын
You can't watch his podcast without the video 😂
@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983
@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983 4 жыл бұрын
7:50 bruh
@rbbnice
@rbbnice 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this at least a hundred times
@qawal12
@qawal12 5 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears bro! 7:45
@Pouya0820
@Pouya0820 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop watching this
@agm8214
@agm8214 5 жыл бұрын
8:03 that laugh!!! 😂
@Life_Rips
@Life_Rips 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg this shit had me crying at end! That face...lmfao!
@Cissyslit
@Cissyslit 5 жыл бұрын
When the music dropped I about fucking died laughing hahaha.
@shimmy5340
@shimmy5340 3 жыл бұрын
I literally scream laughed in my kitchen for the last 3 minutes of this
@GomJabbar9
@GomJabbar9 5 жыл бұрын
I had a bad day but then it was all erased when I got to 7:08 Thanks Chris, you're the man!
@qawal12
@qawal12 5 жыл бұрын
So good
@SharShar2plus3
@SharShar2plus3 Жыл бұрын
YOU are f'ing awesome , thank you xoxox
@Viper-tq1zs
@Viper-tq1zs 5 жыл бұрын
hahahah the first result for missed connections in austin texas says "girl at bus stop did you fart" "are there any girls that want to fart on my face please" LMAO
@doommuffinz5276
@doommuffinz5276 5 жыл бұрын
"Not that i do that, cuz im christian"
@LOZlaura
@LOZlaura 5 жыл бұрын
Your laugh sounds like baby angels being born, music to my ears 😂😂😂😂
@Kellygluckman
@Kellygluckman 5 жыл бұрын
"I've never done it cuz I'm Christian" with the biggest eye roll I've ever seen. Had me rolling
@alen6330
@alen6330 5 жыл бұрын
Y R U GEH?
@natedetailscars
@natedetailscars 2 жыл бұрын
7:05 is all I see when I hear that song for 3 years now.
@dbregman85
@dbregman85 4 жыл бұрын
Ho boy i should NOT have drank water before this, nearly spit that shit out LOL
@ctatum_
@ctatum_ 5 жыл бұрын
I think this was the funniest thing I've seen in years
@Joooools
@Joooools 5 жыл бұрын
I love watching Chris on the tubes babies!
@cceja688
@cceja688 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to various Joe Rogans, This past weekend w/ Theo von, Your moms house, 5 minute podcast, Church of what’s happening now, and I’m now just discovering “congratulations” and God damn... I’ve been missing out.
@Angelothecomedian
@Angelothecomedian 5 жыл бұрын
Omg the last 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Keell444
@Keell444 2 жыл бұрын
7:26 best part of this video 😂
@jessiszk4676
@jessiszk4676 2 жыл бұрын
I remember reading one in a Seattle missed connections and the guy was like “we made eye contact on capital hill today. You’re gorgeous and i would love it if you sat on my face. “ something like that. Had me laughing cause now its like i wonder how many people you make eye contact automatically want you to sit on their face…
@valeriedelacruz8423
@valeriedelacruz8423 5 жыл бұрын
8:00 had me gasping for air
@dylanostapyk7656
@dylanostapyk7656 5 жыл бұрын
The sonic drive in part had me crying for 2 days holy shit I sent that clip to everyone I know Fucking hilarious!!! @6:30 Holy shit Thank you Lololol
@MrWrecklessD
@MrWrecklessD 5 жыл бұрын
The ending to this shit made me laugh so hard I almost woke the baby 😭
@matty4855
@matty4855 3 жыл бұрын
I was crying at the end LOL
@GrimspecteR.
@GrimspecteR. 5 жыл бұрын
Oh goddamn it...i don’t know what it is but i just LOVE the fuck out of Chris’s laugh.
@STSGuitar16
@STSGuitar16 5 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a compilation of all the sections of complete silence in these podcasts. It’d be pretty long.
@juleecarpenter1106
@juleecarpenter1106 4 жыл бұрын
😂🍇💦💦💦 OHHHHHHH MY GAWD! I am sitting here drinking a blueberry smoothie with one of those wide straws so I have a mouth full of blueberry smoothie and my mouth was also on my straw and I swear to God right at the 7:40 mark when Chris was being TOTALLY RIDICULOUS I swear to god I just now sprayed so much smoothie out of my mouth and out of both of my nostrils and I PEED a little bit all at the same time. omg THAT was Hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh that hard. 😂👍 THAT was AMAZING!💪🏼😎💣
@SirenOffspring
@SirenOffspring 10 ай бұрын
I totally understood when he said "that hurts my heart".😅
@mjmleafs
@mjmleafs 5 жыл бұрын
Is that the orange shirt he talks about in his netflix special?
@itsjezzybrah
@itsjezzybrah 5 жыл бұрын
Dude this should be a weekly thing
@bricegrissom1910
@bricegrissom1910 5 жыл бұрын
best podcast yet!
@BurgundyKRO
@BurgundyKRO 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this everyday for 3 months.
@LostMyStick
@LostMyStick 5 жыл бұрын
I could’ve sworn that Chris was Rick from the TWD
@wrhodez7185
@wrhodez7185 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Madtv "Lowered Expectations" I was DYING....
@francisg5207
@francisg5207 5 жыл бұрын
"My slugging % is .520" hahaha
@Vassiliadis504
@Vassiliadis504 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I'm dying laughing haha
@Sticeyyy
@Sticeyyy 4 жыл бұрын
I had anxiety before bed and this made it go away.
@dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418
@dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418 4 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest I wasn't a big fan before, stand ups just didn't tickle me for whatever reason. But you just being yourself on these podcasts is fucking hysterical. Converted D'Eliaber
@erlendviken6412
@erlendviken6412 5 жыл бұрын
For some weird reason I like it when referred to as his babies
@marciec1048
@marciec1048 4 жыл бұрын
❤ love his Podcasts
@brucewallace7019
@brucewallace7019 5 жыл бұрын
At the 7:25 mark is when I was yelled at for making the bed shake from laughing too much.
@breza1515
@breza1515 5 жыл бұрын
greatest double take of all time 0:30
@rebekahlikesmusic2723
@rebekahlikesmusic2723 3 жыл бұрын
Man this has me dyin laughing. Chris is hilarious
@JulesJenkins-ys5ne
@JulesJenkins-ys5ne Жыл бұрын
Chris is everything🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@royal_berg
@royal_berg 5 жыл бұрын
LIterally Crying from laughing so god damn hard, that is the funniest fucking thing dude hahaha! jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiist
@Pouya0820
@Pouya0820 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t been able to stop laughing
@darkcamo77
@darkcamo77 5 жыл бұрын
You and Shultz are the new Murder inc.
@christopherrainwater991
@christopherrainwater991 5 жыл бұрын
Same sign in the background of do not contact me lol
@paraescucharrap
@paraescucharrap 5 жыл бұрын
6:00 the fucking moments cracked me up
@TheBruceKeller
@TheBruceKeller 5 жыл бұрын
Missed connections around me is weird because the creepiest posts stay up but then seemingly innocent ones are flagged immediately.
@leekautz2926
@leekautz2926 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is unreal. Funniest dude ever
@OhThatsNikko
@OhThatsNikko 5 жыл бұрын
Bfo I love the way you just spitball the jokes as they come to you and start crackin up at your own shit. Thats real comedy.💯 😎🙌
@chadfrozt8404
@chadfrozt8404 5 жыл бұрын
2:10 hahaha ur a legend!!! If I become a famous rapper, I wanna be on this show 😂😂😂😂
@NaruBrilu
@NaruBrilu 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao i died laughing at that. So fucking funny
@idafox2499
@idafox2499 5 жыл бұрын
Dude is goofy lol Making me laugh so hard
@brookemoore484
@brookemoore484 5 жыл бұрын
I am literally LMAO 😂
@JenManning371
@JenManning371 4 жыл бұрын
The Way you said “those guys are looking to fuck those guys?” Had me laughing crying
@micahmatyi131
@micahmatyi131 5 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT!!!! Best ever!!!
@kaylagrey7257
@kaylagrey7257 5 жыл бұрын
His laugh 💜
@Geronimo_Jehoshaphat
@Geronimo_Jehoshaphat 4 жыл бұрын
Fresh out of prison, squating in Oildale, looking to relive old times with a sissy and some liquid soap.
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