Chris D'Elia Reacts to Missed Connections on Craigslist in Bakersfield

[@aaronrobertson8334]

The last 3 min of this cured my depression.

[@SDSuko]

8 minutes in was so funny

[@budrobinson7965]

my god it was funny

[@EJ08CPO]

I’m only 2 minutes in and I’m creasing

[@jasonrcruzacoya1984]

Sluggin percentage lolol

[@SirenOffspring]

😂😂😂

[@hunterendicott2673]

His laugh is so good. And it makes me laugh even harder

[@m.sggs_9789]

The song was the kicker for me I lost it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanostapyk7656]

Dude I can't stop rewinding that part over and over lol

[@sammonroe3985]

What's the name of the song?

[@ViolentRunn]

@@sammonroe3985 You Make My Dreams Come True - Hall & Oates

[@sammonroe3985]

@@ViolentRunn thanks

[@twanation2162]

“What I want, you got, it might be hard to handle...” 😂😂

[@doodahman2995]

Gotta love The D'Elia.

[@ninalove3044]

Wtf!! Ive been on a Chris D'elia binge since yesterday - like dying laughing with tears- how in THEE ACTUAL FK did I JUST discover him??? Im so happy rn

[@duke3196]

Comic genius

[@nikoma_]

I cannot believe how many times I keep watching this and how it makes me cry laugh every time. My god man this is comedy gold. I’ve been sharing it like crazy.

[@user-ve3oj9re2k]

LMAO one time this guy i knew said "so watched any good shows on the Flix recently?" and i was like wtf is the flix....he had to explain that it was short for Netflix....i roasted him for days

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Hey Chris, I just subscirbed to your channel but do NOT contact me with unsolicited services and offers.

[@EJ08CPO]

James Morris that’s funny shit brah

[@SpellCheckBot]

*S U B S C I R B*

[@gomez_tooraw3378]

"So whats on baby" the only way i will ever acknowledge my wife from now on

[@NickGenovese]

“nsa what is that nasa?” no strings attached “oh yeah that’s right”

[@gushernandez9881]

Nah “what I want” face has me CRYING dude 😂

[@ItsNessaTho]

"and i've never watched porn before, because i'm christian" 💀💀💀

[@sumsar0125]

That one was confusing because it was so understated and he moved on from it quickly, he didn't "milk" the irony.

[@2CommaClub]

Do yourself a favor and just pause the video at 7:45 and leave it there for a little while, and enjoy

[@Big_Steve11]

Chris' face when he pointed at the sign made my week and it's monday

[@annatnguyen7746]

I really enjoy the way he smiles when he points at the "Do not contact me..." sign. 👍

[@yig_501]

the face when vocals kicks in

[@ereheryeht]

Omfg I was laughing so hard.

[@zerofriends5592]

Dude, the song when Chris put his arms out and smiled, shaking his head. Was the money shot. I never pictured something so gay and so funny. "You make my dreams come true" HAHA

[@billbillson3129]

Man this made my laughter come out 😂 great content as usual, thanks for the upload.

[@HotdogGlory]

“Made my laughter come out” eh.. se.. foreign

[@commonbroadcaster]

Literally laughs more at himself when he does the "What's on ladies" 😂💯

[@IAMayito90]

I’m so weak!! Chris is comedy!!! My favorite lol. I can listen to his stand up and podcasts all day!! Haha

[@alo4912]

Hearing the faint giggling in the background makes it funnier lol

[@stevendelopoulos]

Dude I love you, you’ve had me laughing all week.

[@alexbaum2204]

I’ll never listen to Hall and Oats the same way again. This song is in every third movie and I will forever think of Chris bringing a man to climax with vigor.

[@UsSpect]

😭 I’m cryin, damn that was hilarious with the music and “acting”

[@babahancho813]

Lmao the song part legit made my day.

[@dmankilla8035]

This is the most I’ve cry laughed in a while

[@Emily00Strange]

I knew a guy that would say "let's look it up on The Goog" instead of just saying Google 😏

[@Jack-rk7jc]

@Antenna2heaven did he call himself the nard-dog by any chance?

[@MartinEiken]

@@Jack-rk7jc You nailed it bro, that's 100% the type of guy they wanted to create

[@BaddLudo]

I'm trying to eat lunch in the office and I'm crying laughing, jesus 🤣

[@DebateThis]

Great job man loving the cast.

[@Jamedia66]

Okay man, I’m out here eating a f’ing eclair and I literally just almost wrecked my car from exploding so randomly from that little song and visualization! Bro.. Bro!!!! Yes, I pulled over to make this comment 😂 F’ing Historical man!!!

[@juleecarpenter1106]

I am just now reading this and the same exact thing happened to me last night. I had to stop and post about it also.😂👍🏽I was drinking a blueberry smoothie and had my mouth on the straw and at the 7:40 mark when he started the Hall & Oates song? I sprayed so much smoothie out of my nostrils and I peed a little SIMULTANEOUSLY it was EPIC BRO😂👍🏽

[@klebeau4]

My stomach hurts 😂😂

[@sebastiangosse3628]

😂😂i woke up my son laughing

[@nailmomma]

I love your laugh...it makes me laugh even harder

[@blownnbetter4822]

😂😂😂 Chris’s podcasts are as amazing as stand up. Pissing my pants at my shitty job

[@hosaepalvin9795]

his joy once he started doing the face kills me haha

[@jamescarrier3372]

Bro! The last one almost killed me! I fkn dry heaved, i laughed so fkn hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@j.a.r.family2576]

I love how he reads the end about do not contact me with blah blah blah. Like they put that in the post.

[@juancflorido]

I laughed sooooo hard 7:26

[@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983]

You can't watch his podcast without the video 😂

[@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983]

7:50 bruh

[@rbbnice]

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times

[@qawal12]

I'm in tears bro! 7:45

[@Pouya0820]

I can’t stop watching this

[@agm8214]

8:03 that laugh!!! 😂

[@Life_Rips]

Omfg this shit had me crying at end! That face...lmfao!

[@Cissyslit]

When the music dropped I about fucking died laughing hahaha.

[@shimmy5340]

I literally scream laughed in my kitchen for the last 3 minutes of this

[@GomJabbar9]

I had a bad day but then it was all erased when I got to 7:08 Thanks Chris, you're the man!

[@qawal12]

So good

[@SharShar2plus3]

YOU are f'ing awesome , thank you xoxox

[@Viper-tq1zs]

hahahah the first result for missed connections in austin texas says "girl at bus stop did you fart" "are there any girls that want to fart on my face please" LMAO

[@doommuffinz5276]

"Not that i do that, cuz im christian"

[@LOZlaura]

Your laugh sounds like baby angels being born, music to my ears 😂😂😂😂

[@Kellygluckman]

"I've never done it cuz I'm Christian" with the biggest eye roll I've ever seen. Had me rolling

[@alen6330]

Y R U GEH?

[@natedetailscars]

7:05 is all I see when I hear that song for 3 years now.

[@dbregman85]

Ho boy i should NOT have drank water before this, nearly spit that shit out LOL

[@ctatum_]

I think this was the funniest thing I've seen in years

[@Joooools]

I love watching Chris on the tubes babies!

[@cceja688]

I’ve listened to various Joe Rogans, This past weekend w/ Theo von, Your moms house, 5 minute podcast, Church of what’s happening now, and I’m now just discovering “congratulations” and God damn... I’ve been missing out.

[@Angelothecomedian]

Omg the last 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Keell444]

7:26 best part of this video 😂

[@jessiszk4676]

I remember reading one in a Seattle missed connections and the guy was like “we made eye contact on capital hill today. You’re gorgeous and i would love it if you sat on my face. “ something like that. Had me laughing cause now its like i wonder how many people you make eye contact automatically want you to sit on their face…

[@valeriedelacruz8423]

8:00 had me gasping for air

[@dylanostapyk7656]

The sonic drive in part had me crying for 2 days holy shit I sent that clip to everyone I know Fucking hilarious!!! @6:30 Holy shit Thank you Lololol

[@MrWrecklessD]

The ending to this shit made me laugh so hard I almost woke the baby 😭

[@matty4855]

I was crying at the end LOL

[@GrimspecteR.]

Oh goddamn it...i don’t know what it is but i just LOVE the fuck out of Chris’s laugh.

[@STSGuitar16]

Someone should make a compilation of all the sections of complete silence in these podcasts. It’d be pretty long.

[@juleecarpenter1106]

😂🍇💦💦💦 OHHHHHHH MY GAWD! I am sitting here drinking a blueberry smoothie with one of those wide straws so I have a mouth full of blueberry smoothie and my mouth was also on my straw and I swear to God right at the 7:40 mark when Chris was being TOTALLY RIDICULOUS I swear to god I just now sprayed so much smoothie out of my mouth and out of both of my nostrils and I PEED a little bit all at the same time. omg THAT was Hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh that hard. 😂👍 THAT was AMAZING!💪🏼😎💣

[@SirenOffspring]

I totally understood when he said "that hurts my heart".😅

[@mjmleafs]

Is that the orange shirt he talks about in his netflix special?

[@itsjezzybrah]

Dude this should be a weekly thing

[@bricegrissom1910]

best podcast yet!

[@BurgundyKRO]

I've watched this everyday for 3 months.

[@LostMyStick]

I could’ve sworn that Chris was Rick from the TWD

[@wrhodez7185]

Reminds me of Madtv "Lowered Expectations" I was DYING....

[@francisg5207]

"My slugging % is .520" hahaha

[@Vassiliadis504]

Lmfao I'm dying laughing haha

[@Sticeyyy]

I had anxiety before bed and this made it go away.

[@dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418]

Gonna be honest I wasn't a big fan before, stand ups just didn't tickle me for whatever reason. But you just being yourself on these podcasts is fucking hysterical. Converted D'Eliaber

[@erlendviken6412]

For some weird reason I like it when referred to as his babies

[@marciec1048]

❤ love his Podcasts

[@brucewallace7019]

At the 7:25 mark is when I was yelled at for making the bed shake from laughing too much.

[@breza1515]

greatest double take of all time 0:30

[@rebekahlikesmusic2723]

Man this has me dyin laughing. Chris is hilarious

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Chris is everything🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@royal_berg]

LIterally Crying from laughing so god damn hard, that is the funniest fucking thing dude hahaha! jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiist

[@Pouya0820]

I haven’t been able to stop laughing

[@darkcamo77]

You and Shultz are the new Murder inc.

[@christopherrainwater991]

Same sign in the background of do not contact me lol

[@paraescucharrap]

6:00 the fucking moments cracked me up

[@TheBruceKeller]

Missed connections around me is weird because the creepiest posts stay up but then seemingly innocent ones are flagged immediately.

[@leekautz2926]

This dude is unreal. Funniest dude ever

[@OhThatsNikko]

Bfo I love the way you just spitball the jokes as they come to you and start crackin up at your own shit. Thats real comedy.💯 😎🙌

[@chadfrozt8404]

2:10 hahaha ur a legend!!! If I become a famous rapper, I wanna be on this show 😂😂😂😂

[@NaruBrilu]

Lmfao i died laughing at that. So fucking funny

[@idafox2499]

Dude is goofy lol Making me laugh so hard

[@brookemoore484]

I am literally LMAO 😂

[@JenManning371]

The Way you said “those guys are looking to fuck those guys?” Had me laughing crying

[@micahmatyi131]

HOLY SHIT!!!! Best ever!!!

[@kaylagrey7257]

His laugh 💜

[@Geronimo_Jehoshaphat]

Fresh out of prison, squating in Oildale, looking to relive old times with a sissy and some liquid soap.