Chris D'elia Tells Tales of Traveling at Oh Dark Thirty

[@fabiangonzales5064]

I like how he calls him "My Opener" like he is not a person. "Dude, I pay you to hang out with me." Classic!!

[@theotherkylee9304]

I can always count on Chris to raise my serotonin level up by 5000

[@rocknroland1]

Mmm mm! Serotonin. I wanna happy bagel.

[@gunnargrubbs3123]

Still has me crying every time I come back to watch this

[@SRT797]

The part with the music man god damn

[@jimbeam9504]

"He disobeys me" lmao

[@robertthegamecat9548]

The song choices Chris makes, to accompany these stories, are so on point! Never stop, dude. You're fuckin' hilarious, Chris.

[@mzc102908]

My hands are tied fucking got me bro, hooooooly shit was that funny. I forgot about that hahaha

[@AdamDa100]

It's so dark people are wearing night vision goggles HAHAHHAHAHA I almost passed out

[@TheEvan890]

"Pasting..pastt..Passes......... Almost had a stroke there." 💀💀💀

[@arlenepayne309]

A "plebian." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Donton444]

That hall n oats bit gets me every time😂😂

[@arlenepayne309]

Not even one minute in and I'm already hollering.

[@doodjenkins4038]

“My hands are tied now”

[@TheC1O]

🧞‍♂️

[@NxR]

Fuggin died when he brought that back omg

[@doodjenkins4038]

NxR it’s cuz your cuda levels are rising. You’re getting stronga

[@carolinandreau]

Hahahah night vision gargles 😁 😂😂🤣 holly 💩✈️ You guys have so much fun together 👍🏼🙂

[@iloveFRandTBE]

"I almost had a stroke" bahahahaha

[@LTG22]

Hey, @ChrisD'Elia that's the name of your next comedy special: -You had to be there!

[@thecane3003]

it is silly goose time!

[@MacAoidh4]

Silly goose(tiredness)³ = d'elia

[@YoYa_ghost]

Them shits are good af

[@liammccarthy6592]

He's gonna start some shit with Cincinnati now

[@amantin]

8:30 - theta FLOW STATE 😴 (ludes from Wolf of Wall Street scene)

[@liaades9452]

Chris coming the fuck through with consistent videos 👏🏻♥️

[@indianajones6407]

There is this par 3 golf course in my hometown that has been abandoned.... I feel like you belong there Chris.

[@mark1092]

Silly goose time! Nosotros Papaya!

[@justmek3395]

In Vegas my son and I went to buy a tour tee shirt & asked, “is Chris going to have an opener?” Him: “yeah. He is.” Show starts, fricking “opener” is the same guy that sold me the tee shirts. Chris’ “opener” is very funny! Hey Chris, give the guy a raise or at least a name tag while hawking your shirts. BTW, was the opener Michael Lenocci?

[@BB-848-VAC]

Silly goose squared at oh dark thirty

[@r3p3ntiv3]

I love everything bagels!!!

[@annielwhite]

He’s the fucking man! LoL

[@chiefcaptn1922]

Ahaha you had to be there with a live audiance would be the most BRILLIANT bomb ever dude respect

[@mmfvital]

This guy is a genius!

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

im tired as fuck sitting in my car at 2:45 am watching this before i start work, also known as fuckin OH DARK THIRTY. True baby, m'babies.

[@crazedspidermonkey]

LOL Yeah bruh. i saw you on that flight!

[@navieats3955]

WOW greatness

[@arlenepayne309]

"Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport, pick one."😂 Hold on bro, they just couldn't make up their minds.🤚🇺🇸

[@MacAoidh4]

Silly goose exponential

[@j.a.r.family2576]

I love your dog shit analogy on life! #DogShitJordansAndBagels

[@theronhayden4671]

HALL & OATS BAGEL!!!

[@psychonautics_420]

In the eye of juuuuu MIND! CUUUUULO!

[@will3071]

12:45 LMAOOOOO

[@WhenAllMenDoubtYou]

1:34 tracked shit all over 4:17 5:52

[@StarbuckJames]

Drink stressing me out.

[@brandonjohnson2350]

I didnt know Callen wore Jordan's. Assumed hes talking about him since he OWNS Callen

[@Peppers1134]

Brandon Johnson naw, he’s clearly talking about Michael Lenoci

[@XxklonkbrunchxX]

Hold up. When Chris has bags under his eyes he's extra silly goose timing? Can someone dm me a clip of when he doesn't have bags under his eyes? I just wanna see the difference. Much appreciated

[@stonewall286]

You just walked me through a Vine.

[@lilwayne9748]

StoneWall this was a old Vine he had!!! I wasn’t the only one

[@MegaCassie83]

The Cult leader is back with anotha one (DJ Khalid voice). Just found this hilarious man via Logic f/Eminem Homicide. I cannot believe I didn't know about him before that. #newbaby I love those. Try one with a slab of cream cheese, lox, and kapers. The best.

[@tatehamilton758]

Hey

[@MegaCassie83]

@Say Ten are you into nazi stuff because I don't phucks with nazis. I'm of Mexican heritage so ummmm ueah no thanks bro.

[@jacksondiamond3124]

*Salutes*

[@joshhamm1688]

I live next to cvg u rightttttttttt😂

[@beelow84]

cincy/nky stand up!

[@bjburk]

Damn....ya poor guy!

[@3brv]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...💀

[@steveobrandon685]

I’ve had 4 bagels w/6 cream cheese lol 😂

[@vrdrifter4933]

From Covington ky here. My friend. Your spot on. I too have smelled shit in that terrible airport. But it was a baby shitting all over itself. So..... yea... anyway fuck cvg :)

[@luukeluketer1024]

I think Chris likes using the slang oh dark thirty... I hope he's not making shit up only to include the slang....

[@spectreactual6884]

luuke luketer well he’s a comedian sooooo

[@mmfvital]

If he was making shit up, he would be an even greater comedian!

[@andygarcia9477]

it's just a joke dude, tell your bald eagles to settle down.

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

I'm

[@bryanlee7989]

(Silly goose)2

[@thornmatthew8395]

Only one question: human or animal

[@abreitenbach]

PuiiiiiigY

[@dirkdiggler8330]

1st world problems