Chris D'Elia Reacts to the Netherlands Basement Family Story

Chris reacts to a story about a family in the Netherlands that locked themselves in a basement waiting for the end of time. They were discovered when one of them got out, went to a bar for some drinks, and THEN asked for help.
Clip from: Tim Hanginoncross (142) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

[@wolferine6466]

Orders 5 beers before worry about saving his life... *S’Netherlands*

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

I'd do the same

[@Ordinarymanners]

It's amazing how Butters actually stops barking when being called an incel :')

[@jondunmore4268]

His dog is named Butter???!!! Like, from SOUTH PARK? *And* he's an incel?!

[@malikaismith1509]

Watching this in a secret room- not a basement- and I need to go upstai-... I mean, I need to go into the kitchen to get some water. Not upstairs. It’s not a basement.

[@Halloween_Hans]

again, not a basement.

[@slimeslime2123]

S’notabasement

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

"Not A Basement" sounds like an R Kelly song lol

[@merkurii3877]

Great

[@lordjmme303]

Feat. Joseph B

[@DeuPKay]

ya thats the joke sherlock...

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

@@DeuPKay do you have to be a dick?

[@RVBOY2]

That's the second song on his DVD right after "She said she was 21"

[@frankdrebin7949]

"Why don't they just call it a basement" *Laughs in Fritzl*

[@melvingibsons812]

Because they were locked in the *closet* 😉

[@vickey111]

With the 5 beers it gets even funnier. I saw the interview with the barman. The guy didn't order 5 beers after each other. He ordered 5 beers at once and brought them to a table. The bar owner assumed the guy bought them for him and his 4 friends. Then the barman realised the guy was alone and drank all of the beers himself.

[@purplism4857]

kinda sad he needed 5 beers before asking for help tbh

[@jasonswanson5770]

Joseph B - DEMO 1. Leavin' Austria 2. Life on the farm 3. Waiting for the end of time 4. Not a basement

[@Street-cj6cv]

6. Beers before basements

[@allanjim3]

7. Itchy Beard (feat. DJ Khaled)

[@asiangin]

8. Life in Snetherland

[@bwoah525]

I'm Dutch and S'netherlands is my new favorite thing in the world

[@allucardbelmont3074]

Same il be using this word next time some one wants to know where I'm from lol

[@kiethenselmans7454]

aglemene dagblad

[@luccornielje384]

Chris making fun of the Netherlands is my new favourite thing on the internet

[@ingriddevries9893]

Chris's accent is frighteningly accurate, lmao

[@rachhk6660]

Ingrid de Vries its more german than a dutch accent

[@redraider2140]

It is.

[@rachhk6660]

@@redraider2140 incel

[@vincentvandervelden3554]

Echt grappig

[@ItsNessaTho]

@@rachhk6660 it's a mix of both lol quite hilarous 😂

[@withwilk7473]

As an English man who has lived in S'Netherlands. I can confirm many a farm house have many a secret room. No basements though.

[@antonl1409]

So cute how Chris says "Drenth". S'foreign.

[@danielstudart2062]

S'how you say it in english. S'netherlands.

[@mattx0861]

Anton Lemmens you’re commenting on an american website created by americans based out of america on an americans channel, YOU’RE s’foreigner

[@ciqo6]

@@mattx0861 was not merica created by foreigners? s'dumb

[@rhenierkloppers8870]

@@mattx0861 Look up the definition of a foreigner, apply it to this context where Chris is talking about the Netherlands and pronunciations and you'll find he's the foreigner. Btw Jawed Karim Born: 28 October 1979 (age 40 years), Merseburg, Germany Steven Shih Chen Born: 25 August 1978 (age 41 years), Taipei, Taiwan The other dude is American. Point is America is mostly populated by a mix of Europeans - Germans, Irish, Italian, British, Dutch etc.

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@mattx0861 in context, hes s'not

[@whitneyallen9237]

Why does Chris do his podcast from a sauna?

[@grantg5092]

Atleast it's not a basement.

[@liaades9452]

Nobody with brown hair has ever been there. S’ Netherlands.

[@joeoneknows]

Lily S it's funny because a lot of Dutch people have dark hair 😄

[@liaades9452]

Joseph Kienstra I know 🤣

[@ItsNessaTho]

Lmaoo no black person has ever been seen there *s'Netherlands* (just kidding i'm black and i'm there as we speak ☻ )

[@Clauriffo]

Obviously never been in the Netherlands.... The dutch people complaint that there are too many foreigners here (buitenlanders/allochtonen). So yeah if you are in the 4 big cities in the Netherlands you see more dark skinned people compared to actual dutch blondes. Funny when Hollywood does something dutch. Its always a farmer with wooden shoes.

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@Clauriffo obviously you've never heard a joke. S'netherlands

[@dribrom]

Anything that is remote in Netherland is rare. It's one of Europes most dense populated countries. It has 409 citizen/km² (1,083.4/sq mi)

[@DjDarkD]

Literally every Dutch person watching this: The F is Millers Outpost? We shop at H&M.

[@jaimereynolds258]

Hey, other babies 😃

[@Halloween_Hans]

hello, baby.

[@ladywahwah4163]

Jaime Reynolds sucky suck

[@saraforney3940]

Wtf I always see you comment on shit like other than Amber related videos. It’s weird

[@hermezmuzic9027]

Hello Baby 👶 🍼

[@yesiandcruz8461]

Hello angelic baby..😘 BTW. Cool cat cow..👍❤

[@ItsNessaTho]

The Dutch accent is quite accurate actually but some parts sounded a bit German 😂😂

[@V4ka1]

I heard him doin a good swedish accent aswell, super rare for bein an american lol!!

[@ItsNessaTho]

@@V4ka1 daddy is sooo talented 😂😂👌🏾

[@bruderschweigen6889]

@@V4ka1 yeah it's thought to sound like we have a mouth full of peanut butter and marbles lol your accent is horribly gross

[@honeydrop7306]

@chris town je hebt ook gewoon Afrikanen die Nederlands kunnen spreken

[@jimmiebentley6608]

Dutch, German = same thing, pretty much.

[@StashGameplays]

Chris’s Dutch accent is on point

[@CountDoucheula]

Actually not bad, for a Yank

[@dotexe4981]

Doesn't sound like a Dutch accent at all but I'm already glad he knows my country exists.

[@ferdwenen4892]

@@dotexe4981 exactly

[@MennoRooker]

He sounds like a German Canadian tbh

[@D-Clutch]

Chris: *Just making sounds* True Babies: *laughing like a psycho*

[@donrico8212]

Thank u for this laugh Chris. I really needed it

[@raeanticsp4625]

I am Dutch with brown hair and I’m HIGHLY OFFDOONDED

[@khalnetherfields7263]

Yes, I'm Swedish/Dutch and people aren't really that blonde in Holland, more brown haired tbh

[@grandyeetburgersupreme558]

That's because you're all mixed with South American people due to the trade route you all used for hundreds of years.

[@raeanticsp4625]

@@grandyeetburgersupreme558 In my case I think it's because I'm also scottish but you ain't wrong.

[@fortunist]

Haha funny to see u cover this news from my country :D One piece of information you might not know be aware of: If someone is a supsect in 'Se Netherlands it is not allowed to fully disclose their last name. That's why the report says Joseph B ;)

[@florismeijer1503]

"Every remote farm is in the Netherlands is a secret room" X'D Sadly true

[@lordjmme303]

I didn't know Chris spoke perfect Dutch.

[@bbaileyno]

Chris I’m trying to wait for the end of the sentence but you won’t stop talking

[@abdool1972]

Actually there are strict laws in Germany that people MUST know everything about WW2.

[@vernetroyer8672]

Ginger Ginger you’re a moron.

[@seider780]

Ginger Ginger the fuck are you talking about? Dumbass

[@gerghghherb880]

I kinda get it, i'd want a few beers after being held captive for 9 years. He'd probably been thinking about those beers for years. "Once I get free i'm fucking downing as many beers as I can" Its his version of Andy Dufresne embracing the rain on his face after crawling through the sewage pipe. Once you've said you need help you can't enjoy your beer in peace

[@lordfarquaad5358]

When he callls Butters an Incel lmaoooo

[@kevinniland6818]

That delayed "double take" Chris takes after saying the father's name 😂😂

[@mackenziekarsonovich1073]

I knew a guy from the Netherlands who spoke in that exact accent. I used to laugh at everything he said

[@nelsikegaming]

I fucking lost it during the “WHAAAAAAT?” bit 😂

[@l_bankjes9979]

Ahahaha the way he said algemeen dagblad

[@slc679]

I don’t think this guy knows anything about the netherlands. Like at all

[@Mach1Greeble]

No one know anything about the Netherlands besides weed, hookers and tulips

[@brandongil7594]

He CALLS HIS DOG BUTTERS LMFAOOO I CANT

[@nectemere]

Dutchy here, thanks Chris , I laughed my ass of!

[@johnlagomarsini]

For me it's the opposite. I don't usually like stand-up because of how practiced it is, whereas I like the podcast because it feels more real

[@mrgreen3002]

Butters heckling rofl

[@lodevlo010]

oh and the father was the leader of a cult in the '80s or something..

[@stevesc5]

Didn't make a Drenthe!

[@breeco7]

Chris please come out with a single “It’s not a basement”.

[@soaktinblud3234]

sa basement

[@connorfarrell9661]

N’Basement

[@nillehessy]

people in holland wear air max jeans and bomberjacks the rest wears like quote normal clothes unquote or they wear gym-clothes it´s so boring you wouldn´t believe it

[@yahweey1309]

“Butters shut up! You’re an incel!Hahahahhaha

[@tylermuchos8800]

Floatingreefercorn best part

[@squidward9191]

Im high and I read that as neanderthals and I was so confused

[@yesiandcruz8461]

I love you..❤

[@brendanlittle2498]

When Chris does the baby voice impression of his son it sounds the exact same as his Netherlands accent

[@tonysnapjitsu2744]

"AYGLEMEEEN DHAGBLAD" Wtf zelfs haha

[@luisgabrielcaetanodiniz3251]

Lol, poor dude, had just escaped his house and now is in quarantine

[@thijs9577]

The whole video, he’s perfectly describing germany

[@Clauriffo]

as 99% of hollywood does. Everything that is supposed to be dutch is german. Even the accents....

[@yahweey1309]

“Miller’s outpost” haha no they’re white but not that kind of white

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

"It's not a basement"🤣

[@kathleenethel2383]

Your actually hilarious omg

[@yesiandcruz8461]

I don't know what's cuter you or the cat.. ❤

[@michaeladams6847]

They're just fucking with us at this point 😂😂😂

[@ladywahwah4163]

Chris knows nothing about Netherlands then. 🤨

[@linziRyan1965]

You sound S'Netherlands...

[@ladywahwah4163]

You “sound” like a moron

[@alixmorii6037]

Lost it at the way you pronounce Algemeen Dagblad. s'American

[@cherre2080]

This is even funnier if you are a Dutch speaker

[@jameswayton2340]

Its even funnier that you say ''Dutch speaker'' instead of simply saying ''if you are Dutch''' because i'm dutch and i know why you say ''dutch speaker''.

[@hhh-cl2be]

I'm dutch and i love the way you pronounce dutch words BUT we are not a dusty all-white country and we have better hamburgers than y'all HAHA!

[@lodevlo010]

dude! no! we don't wear millers outpost. we just don't.

[@alixmorii6037]

Bro im from the netherlands and my hair is brown. I think youre mixing us up with the germans ;) Edit: there are a lot of confused ppl with beards here tho. You are right about that

[@linziRyan1965]

No it's just an American thing to refer to any Northern European group as "blonde".

[@joshuahaydon5312]

When I read title I thought it said Neverland. Imagine how crazy that story would be?

[@nickicouture7297]

Joshua Haydon that’s what I thought at first too 🤣

[@vlashof29]

You do know your shirt is dutch. Keep up being funny!

[@TeamLas3r]

LMAO! Good call, idk if it is for WwE Raw, or G-Star, but either way its litty

[@ItsNessaTho]

😂👌🏾

[@Bee-zw9je]

How do you know so much about the Netherlands

[@maxlennarts]

clearly he doesn't

[@Bee-zw9je]

@@maxlennarts how's that

[@Clauriffo]

@Bee He doesnt know shit... he was reading an article and those where the only actual facts. The rest he said is all bullshit. Please tell me you arent Dutch Bee. Cause if you are how the fuck do you know so little?

[@sw7883]

The haircut bit didn't age well.... Or aged super well??

[@AdamBombChannel]

It's true, most of us lasted barely a month before being like "Fuck this I want a haircut!" (myself included)

[@xPizzaDoos]

pretty sure chris sees dutch people as danish or norwegian but its all good lol

[@dianavargas9902]

Thought same, was going to comment same

[@doot5456]

Ordered five beers and drunk them oh my lord

[@andycalvert5196]

Dude, waiting for the end of time is way longer than waiting till the end of the world.

[@goeja]

I'm from the Netherland but never heard from Miller outpost. Must be nice store can't wait to have it in our city

[@frostbite4954]

Chris ouwe stroopwafel knagert. Algemeen dagblad,is a common newspaper.

[@casparwijn]

Algemeen Dagblad .. haha he is misreading it pronouncing it like "Aglemean" so yeah If you switch positions of the Letters It's gonna sound even weirder ofcourse ;-)

[@jamjamjames87]

Every time he yells “shut the fuck up butters you incel” it makes me laugh out loud why do I find that so fucking funny

[@jondunmore4268]

That Netherlands accent is so authentic I thought I was listening to Britt Ekland.

[@AndrewLuhring]

i mean... they came out of the basement just a few months too early

[@milanoilgrande]

dog this has 42 likes. wtf 😭

[@Maarten2142]

aglemeen dackblad? If you hear the real pronunciation of these names tho XD. you'll be surprized.

[@xumer702djwalker9]

I think the opposite of that guy that commented ur stand up was hilarious at first and then after i tried ti watch it again it jist seemed forced and faked cos ur podcast shows how naturally funny you are.i like the podcast better

[@katcard]

SsNetherland

[@komamix]

Check the Brainhole podcast, similar to "congratulations" but not famous enough to censor itself... have a baby not cuda ass laugh n check out the brainhole podcast

[@rakzaba2985]

The end of time didn't make aaaaaaah dent for that family.

[@Jack-yq6ui]

*I'm from The Netherlands/Amsterdam... Bro...NO ONE HERE UNDERSTANDS THAT SHIT EITHER.* *Literally the LEAST S'Netherland story EVER.*

[@repairdepartment5918]

Also, every farm in the nednederlands is a remote farm....with a "local" pub

[@tibyron96]

Needed the beers for liquid courage

[@traebonay5928]

Chris time to go full no dent mode and flood that chain and watch with diamonds. Ya welcome

[@pronglet17]

This is hysterical.

[@eugeniageneva]

I thought this was about Netherland Ranch lmao 😂

[@yesiandcruz8461]

Your intimidating in that pic Wow... biting my nails 🤔but still cute though hmm

[@renaudbonneville]

Wait wait wait... 8:55 ‘’After years of searching I found my sister next door’’... how hard did he fucking try??? SHE WAS NEXT DOOR

[@nickialaskanyogi]

You make me laugh! Even cold and sick up here in Alaska. Nice job. 👍🏻

[@lihkin136]

Accent sounded Austrian lol

[@killerluuk]

Every thing he sais about The Netherlands is so inaccurate though, has he even been here...

[@killerluuk]

@Devin It is not I am Dutch and it is utterly malarkey

[@jascooly]

Hey wait, what… I’m from the Netherlands… I don’t know nothing about no ruinerworlds and I thought Drenthe was a fake province from the the famous dutch folklore tale “kabouter plop”, learned a lot… I do read ayglemean dackblath sometimes though

[@michael95621]

The Netherlands doesn't not want their Josef B confused with Josef Fritzl. Austria might need to talk about Josef's keeping people in basements. 1 is fluke, 2 is a pattern.

[@MisguidedSage]

I'm getting some serious Kimmy Schmidt vibes from this story

[@thehistoryoftheworld]

1. Your mans got it backwards--the podcast rips, the standup is meh. 2. You let key killed it with the Nederlands accent. Make that shit a bit.

[@spring1326]

Eh! SoKimmy Schmidt my babies

[@anewbugmusic]

Eh s’netherlands lol

[@Windwalker88]

It was a belgian actually who held girls in a basement haha

[@christophercollins3632]

Netherlands is the basement of Europe, so their very touchy about what is and isn’t a basement.

[@ludosanderz]

The funny thing about this is, the family was waiting for "the end of time"..... A couple of months after they got arrested Corona arrived... EhhhhhhhhYYYEESSSSSSSS

[@pjmathison9787]

People called Joseph and basements don’t get along

[@luigichallis1439]

Last 7 words are the only ones you'll ever need to hear "there's fuckin and suckin to get done"

[@Abbieabma]

This is so fuckin funny when you are from the Netherlands 🤣 accent also spot on 😶

[@joaquinportocarero5619]

U can just say Dutch.. It's so "Netherlander" sounds strange.