Chris D'Elia - The Burning Contact Lens Saga

Chris stayed at his parents house for Christmas and he burned his eyes while putting in his contacts because of his mom's soap. It turned into a whole thing. Then he got roasted by his family for it.
Johnny Figures-It-Out (182) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
• Johnny Figures-It-Out ...
Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

We missed you. Yes, I speak for everyone.

[@charmingdevils]

Yes you do! And we did!

[@august6389]

@@LiveAtEs wise words

[@TheMixmastamike1000]

" and it shuts like a starwars door " 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@grittygoddess]

Read this when he said it 🤣

[@jaketaylor4194]

"when I get upset, I want everyone in the room to get upset with me" lmaoooooooo

[@capedwonder2833]

Chris is my new therapist. I so relate to how you feel and react to stuff. Laughter truly is the best medicine.

[@corynorell3686]

“I need everyone in the room to be upset with me so we can all get through it” -Italians

[@tingle2958]

Breathe like an archangel ahahaha

[@M4GG0TK1NG]

The "it really burned" before the doofus line was so pitiful and fucking hilarious

[@Joshtodamav]

Glad you're back chris!

[@ZeyZemZer]

10:04 was the moment Chris’ brain was like “OHHHHHHHHH THAT’S WHO”

[@MRJimRoger]

It's the laughter in the background for me

[@DrewSalt]

[Batman enters] BM: "Sir, I can grab you eyedrops." CD: "Wait, what?" BM (deeper voice now): I will be right ba.... [Batman breaks his neck grappling directly into a 12 foot ceiling.] ...crisis continues.

[@Julia0R]

8:11 that's family 😆😆

[@marinaorphanides7971]

LMAOO the mindfulness skills on point. Fucking hilarious. Thank you keep doing you !

[@michaelvivirito]

That made me bust out laughing when you put the second contact in

[@danilafalaleev]

Happy 420 Chris!

[@Domorrigana]

Change your contact solution to something for extra sensitive eyes.

[@august6389]

Thanks mum

[@seannelson603]

Lmfaooooooo I DIED AT "WHAT A DOOFAS"

[@vincepeterson4113]

“Babies recognise babies” 😎.

[@TomGaming141]

never been able to relate to something more than this. Podcast Enjoyers: I wanna laugh really hard/uncontrolably Chris: Yes

[@JackTheGod100]

“who gives a fuckin shit dude” 😂😂😂

[@CarlosGarcia-rx6co]

Man you are my favorite comedian and people make mistakes, but it takes fat fuckign huge hairy balls to admit you were wrong. And I do not believe that for such a mistake you should be condemned and black listed from roles that were Well deserved. Keep doing you man your hilarious and we all love you man.

[@MegaLaban12345]

I know this feeling all to well.

[@DoggyDisk]

There was one time when I bought contact cleaner thinking it was contact solution. The red cap should have warned me but I’m a dumbass I guess. Put the contact in my eye and was convinced I was going blind. Had to fight my body to get my eye open and get it out.

[@JacksonMeyer]

I did that at my friends house probably 15 years ago, and still am emotionally scarred. So gnarly

[@allanrubalcava4872]

Chriss we wanna her about your top favorite actors and actresses .. and the ones that sucked on screen .. thanks

[@DAGOBJJ]

I cant like this enough. Pretty much my complete contact lens life...

[@alexpalette]

Chris Delia, the archangel sitting in his absolute positivity. Also a doofus.

[@wildesage4172]

The eye's uncanny ability to lock shut like a bear trap is what makes pepper spray so effective. It's pretty sick.

[@z0uLess]

and I cant even message people this story because people are too caught up in their lives to stop and think about it

[@bgee029]

Opening up a store next to The Applecart called No Apples, Bigger Than A Cart

[@DexterasVI]

The THUMBNAIL THOOOOOOO

[@williamramirez7559]

For 11:37 I laughed and forgot my troubles. Thanks.

[@jacewhite9866]

You may be a doofus… But you’re my doofus… Ha ha bubble

[@sirbattlesfilms3233]

I cant take the burning sensation. I have to take it out immediately

[@Robert_W7]

They don't understand as they do not wear contacts? LOL

[@coldasice7x]

the lake of fire is in your eye but you're breathing like Michael

[@thehorizontries4759]

I want to see Chris in glasses

[@sirbattlesfilms3233]

I’ve done that a few times. I get it

[@august6389]

Hey Christopher lol I would love for you and Matt to do another Podcast together

[@mikefedorovsky2577]

You got your wish

[@SIX6SIXer]

you had something on your finger and thumb when you took your contact out the night before.

[@cfluff6716]

Before LASIK, made a BIG mistake with contacts and only had to make it once though… DO NOT repeat DO NOT use the contact solution that bubbles with the special case! Well, at least just use as directed and let them bubble for that full 8 hours it calls for.

[@thegoosaroo4290]

Eye-mageddon

[@applepie3276]

You put it in on the wrong side

[@susferrous9735]

Haha

[@luxah29th54]

Hahaha I get a contact lense add in the middle of this video what the fuck

[@bnol03686]

My contacts hurt ever since I received my double swine eye transplant.

[@starblaze5236]

Your contact lenses catch one of your eyelashes man

[@mattdavis3741]

40!!, getting on now Chris?.......

[@BadgerOWesley]

Haha!

[@dougfisher6017]

The amount of ads on these clips makes me furious.

[@dougfisher6017]

Oh yeah, I could buy KZbin premium or whatever, but I’m not going to succumb to their tyranny, man. I’m in this for the long haul. I’ll watch the goddamn ads out of respect for Chris.

[@MattMatti3]

Broooo I thought I was the only one who experiences this. Dumbest thing ever

[@darudewott]

Rock lee!!

[@cliftonwebb4775]

Im mommy D'elia #1 fam

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Get antibacterial solution. Or, it could be backwards. I swear, the soft ones will flip inside out. Bend it back.

[@LiveFrm666]

Don’t use soap for the lenses, get some contact solution. big dents

[@blaXkgh0st]

Missed ya CD 🙂

[@grittygoddess]

CD... that’s not a thing

[@lorcanoconnor6274]

@@grittygoddess CDs nuts

[@demetrioramirezleija]

Dude, that fuckin sucks man.

[@presleyharrington1747]

Do you believe in astrology?

[@JemSquash94]

This is definitely Justin Biebers level of peak

[@austincraig8711]

0:48 that is not a good look