Chris D'Elia vs Bryan Callen | Volume 1

[@axson8]

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS!

[@wearejungians]

Uncle Baneman singular

[@Abrahamhamham]

Shut the fuck up.

[@benmunro8921]

TheNeuroticAlpha not singular bro

[@CryptoTJ]

*chris d'elia is bald*

[@ChristopherPartlowL8]

TysFollowTrain Official Big bird lookin ass

[@bwy225]

Who else is watching these encounters for the 52nd time?

[@tonyguzman6798]

ATLinLA HELL YEA DUDE!

[@jessegodin1055]

I can't stop.

[@johnjiquin2406]

I'm searching for the clips when Bryan squats slaps his legs and whistles? ! lol. help!

[@semares1]

They should absolutely do a show together

[@tonyguzman6798]

Johnji Quin you mean when he punches will sasso? He whistles when he throws a punch. Pretty damn funny

[@dominictrento8770]

Callen is absolutely hilarious but he is so willing to set up jokes for others and he’s so god damn good at it

[@jakedonald7934]

Thinking the same thing watching this, everyone shits on callen but he'll set people up at his own expense. Hes a killer, smarter than most

[@Eqom46]

Makes for good content!

[@1GiancarloD]

So true. Self deprecating humor is some of the funniest out there and Bryan Callen is the king of it. All of these guys do it to a degree being friends and I think it's what they're talking when they speak about the golden age they feel they're in.

[@avrahamadelman9815]

I’ve been thinking about that. IN these interactions it seems like Chris is the funny guy and the star of the show, but Chris could only do this sorta “character” he does in these encounters, if Callen sets him up for it. It’s the contrast between them that creates this sort of dynamic

[@biffco.5649]

He’s also great at killing bits

[@wrenchboostboi8994]

I love callens willingness to play along, take shots and throw layups for the laughs

[@ghhhp]

it’s really underrated tho cuz everyone thinks he super egotistical and shit like that but he really will set up the jokes for them even to make himself look stupid as long as it’s funny and helps chris go on these rants about him knowing it will be funny he should be given props for that 🤷‍♂️

[@karifoo]

he did that dragon immitation so good wtf hahaha

[@karldilkington8802]

Natural.

[@YOUNGSLIMELIFE]

I love it the most when he’s done with the dragon role playing he says “know what I mean?”

[@TK-ui2th]

"that wasnt a slam, and your mouth is twisted in such a DISRESPECTFUL manner.." callen is so good 😂

[@chr8985]

Chris: I can squat 225 5 times. Bryan: Probably not true.

[@HeadshotTk]

Why do people decide to repeat the same fucking shit dude like we seed it gtfo

[@HeadshotTk]

Seen

[@Will-helm]

@@HeadshotTk why do people get so angry about what other people do? 😂😂

[@shade45wa]

@@HeadshotTk its for deaf people

[@YaYa-bd3lh]

chris "new knees" d'elia

[@P_steez]

Callen and Chris work so well together cause Bryan sets Chris up so well😂

[@oconnor3334]

Called or callen? Because you said called

[@P_steez]

@@oconnor3334 im sure you can figure it out

[@oconnor3334]

Parker daddy getting angry?

[@josereyes5293]

Oconnor 333 no dad here but I can be your dad if you want

[@oconnor3334]

Jose Reyes what’s your snapchat?

[@hilfigerish6401]

the bit where Callen calls Chris "Dennis" absolutely slaughters me every single time

[@dessspicable]

im gonna make a changge

[@emilvlahovic3917]

Dennis deliia sounds o Good

[@Enki-the-Great]

I’m gonna make a change kills me 😂

[@breakingcycles741]

Chris is funny when he does stand-up but he's FUNNY funny when he does podcasts.

[@hugoankarcrona572]

Ironically, the best comedians are. If you're only good at stand-up, you're more of a writer really.

[@reeceparker1236]

Hugo ankarcrona chapelle

[@MrWhiteones]

Breaking Cycles oh man I think his stand up is terrible

[@paulofreire9174]

Silly goose time

[@cameron5920]

Bryan’s Wikipedia name is Bryan “full o’dents” Callen

[@Plague_Doc22]

It actually doesnt, but what I find very happy about is that his nicknames are the kid and "Bit Killer Jones" hahahaha

[@TheSimonChristopherShow]

no it actually is haha hilarious

[@DLITINTHEHOUSE]

It’s absolutely there.

[@j_arias42]

Fucking hilarious

[@jameswheeler7153]

I just cried laughing. Thank you for making me look that up.

[@GBullockNC]

Callen is the Steve Nash of comedy. Period.

[@dirtgangarizona]

Coming from a Suns fan I endorse this comment lol

[@MrQuebean]

Real talk tho

[@MrDdye29]

Never realized this, s'perfect analogy

[@dannybrunner7016]

As a Phoenician and lifelong Suns fan, eh s'true

[@fil4648]

Stockton and Malone there with Brendan. Just kidding.

[@HowYouuuDoinnn]

“I rub milk all over my legs all of the time” 🤣

[@artembless7914]

callen and d'elia could easily make a podcast and be 10 times bigger than tfatk and king and the sting, I don't get it why they won't do it

[@KultureShock96]

Tito Tapped!!!!!!

[@BlurzYO]

they already had one. 10 minute podcast with sasso. It is legit one of the funniest podcasts in existence. Look up the British episode and the "the real kid" episode.

[@bazwax77]

BlurzYO in my best "Arnie" voice.................."Harvey you a son of a bitch!!"

[@jacobsmith5669]

Facts

[@jacobsmith5669]

Brendon would be so butt hurt

[@michaelpipkin9942]

IS IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DLITINTHEHOUSE]

Fucking died at that bit.

[@NASkeywest]

Brendans the type of guy who dies in a house fire trying to save his favorite pair of pants.

[@mr.jameson218]

Connor Phebus Underrated comment.

[@kevinferseh2442]

only if

[@asphalt-cowboy9479]

We can hope right..

[@Fifatrill]

“lets go..... BACK to fun”

[@danb7601]

I've literally watched this series of videos so many times I know the jokes by heart and it still never gets old

[@apollo209]

Same!

[@MrStevesparkz]

bryan callen's delivery is outstanding, he plays that role beautifully lol

[@josecervantes1965]

does anyone not realize chris look like a young mr.burns from the simpsons

[@tha1andonlyKD]

Omg he fuckin does 😂😂

[@loustandards2827]

Excellent

[@elixstarrgem]

STOP IT.

[@dalmatinka9084]

I’ve noticed that too. It’s the fucken hooked, bird beak, downward pointing arrow nose.

[@mooreb1421]

Don’t ruin it 😂

[@zaccariareino6732]

Bryan looks like every stepdad

[@Beshy69]

Chris can put emphasis on a word and it's hilarious.

[@trustee7327]

“Bryan and Brendan are DUMB, so they’re technically DUMB”

[@craigmason9983]

The idea of these guys never doing this again has me full... o... dents

[@forgot2wipe]

Brian's the reason it seems. Chris proved himself.

[@shanejay9539]

Blame "Bryan *full of DENTS!* Callen"

[@arnopiva]

Please Callen and D'elia!!! The world needs a weekly podcast with you two!!!

[@DrHogfather]

It's amazing watching Bryan play the role of the zookeeper with these animals! Love you guys

[@hawk1093]

I love how Brendan just copies everything Chris does... He"s like Owen Wilson in Starsky and Hutch, "do it, do it."

[@isaltypearli6621]

"you're human broccoli" lmao!

[@stevenmartinez872]

You neck looks unfortified

[@SuperBrendan3]

4 words, still mmmmfucked it up.

[@WHADDDD]

Si

[@haffahorse1538]

@@SuperBrendan3 You an are a an asshole.

[@karldilkington8802]

@@haffahorse1538 you're comment is edited and still looks like that lmao fail

[@haffahorse1538]

@@karldilkington8802 With a name like Mike Poop I bet more jokes fly over your head than normal.

[@8luvgrl]

Their fucking sense of humor is perfect to me.

[@LiverpoolBJJ]

same brother

[@greggotti9740]

"I don't wanna make your body look like your bank account" is the greatest threat of all time

[@dachers1238]

1:23 has to be one of my all time favorite Callen vs. Delia bits. Seriously it puts me in tears every time.

[@coachfox4998]

Bryan “Sweet tart tartin’ ass” Callen vs Chris “Dent less” D’Elia

[@michaelstrong4823]

Chris and Bryan should have a MMA fight. That shit would be hilarious.

[@PeaceManBro]

Bryan would murder him

[@trustee7327]

Dustin idk man Chris has that low center of gravity. He’ll hit him with that quick hop toss 😂

[@josiahgold]

Brothers dont fight, brothers gotta hug.

[@passingoutwang]

Chris is younger and stronger but callen is still fit and has a bit of training so it would be interesting to see who would be the victor

[@jakecozzz5371]

It wouldn't be a fight Bryan would...fuck him.

[@chadam2010]

Callen is the set up king

[@thebigdirty2107]

He’s funnier on podcasts than his actual stand up lol

[@jeepz669]

I'm here for the DEEEENTS and a silly goose time! That's it!! 💯

[@barrybicepsakafreddyflapja1399]

Literally the best father/son combo in comedy or maybe even all of entertainment

[@michaelreed1215]

When brendan said “y’serial killer? Or y’loser?” I cringed so hard. He’s that guy trying to fit in saying someone else’s inside joke

[@abdcontractingltd]

It's so bad I sometimes paused the video because of the cringe like shut the f up your not part of that humour 😂

[@michaelreed1215]

@@abdcontractingltd right lmao? Schaub isn’t a part of team ALLEGED Predator (yet) and just needs to step back and let the greatness happen because when D’Elia & Callen start going at each other it’s magical... who knows if we will ever see it again smh and Brendan had to ruin it by trying to be one of the guys.

[@jordanmiles2195]

so sweet to watch Brendan try to keep up.

[@russellkgettys24]

Bryan throws a lot of insults about chris coming from a wealthy family. But i’m pretty sure Bryan’s dad was an Illuminati level banker...

[@pizzylee1978]

NewSherriff InTown he’s literally a member of the CFR lol

[@Jacob-sb3su]

Y'know Ssssssssssss'little 'bout comdey

[@SeekanDestroy03]

CIA bro get it right

[@geordannschilling]

tacoburrito Swanson oh no you pissed off the Alex Jones fans

[@Plague_Doc22]

Its called doing a bit...you know for funny folks.

[@TheMixmastamike1000]

Yeah Crisp Diarrhea is a very funny comedian

[@skyluke9476]

crisp doritos. . .

[@henkiedebomb]

Chris Delano

[@codymathes4450]

Christ D’Queefa

[@alfberger3150]

Kriss dealya

[@maxkee9882]

I’m taking Damien “Crazy Legs” Monroe in this fight

[@henkiedebomb]

Jhonny "crazy legs" Hipscry

[@xchump]

love these two together. guaranteed laughs

[@Americanheld]

I was listening to this while working. I had to stop halfway through because I couldn't stop laughing and I had tears in my eyes. This is fucking hilarious lmao

[@deleted-re5vk]

"Go head shoot patna" Chris killed me 💀💀💀

[@titusowen5167]

“Human broccoli” 😂😂😂

[@kylestephens58]

The flow between Chris and Callen is hilarious

[@Jg-gb3gp]

God brenden Schaub is the REAL bit killer jones

[@rikkyhernandez6511]

Without a doubt. Also, the real Conversation Strangler Stevens

[@Jg-gb3gp]

Rikky Hernandez I hate how he makes it a semi conscious point to show he’s completely uninterested every time Bryan talks lol

[@gunsnwheels9214]

Ji Go you must not watch the king and the sting. Brendan has gotten way funnier

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Clips like this just prove how useless he is at riffing, all he does is repeat what other people have said. Fair play, he is good at marketing himself, but the fact that he calls himself a comedian is an insult to comedians, much like Redban.

[@TheDarkDarkHouse]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull broo that's pretty disrespectful.. Have you seen his comedy?

[@MC-xd7nk]

Everyone: laughing Bryan: **rubs eyes furiously**

[@jessebrown9624]

Bryan: "OOMPH!!" Chris: ROOOOOAAAR 🐉🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@monkeyman2590]

3 yrs later and I'm still watching these. They're so fucking funny together.

[@notactualwhiskey]

This is sad. Knowing I'll never see this again. I wish I could watch this for the 1st time again.

[@almightyzulu8174]

This is probably the best thing on KZbin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@Purelylogical1]

Bryan, Chris and Will need to do another podcast, even if it's only once every few weeks. They have the best chemistry.

[@plumbussmith]

"That's bullshit cuz I rub milk on my legs all the time.." 😂😂

[@justinthomas2334]

delia and callen > brandon and theo

[@veespa_]

agreed, Callen is underrate IMO - he’s hilarious. the racist Starbucks bit is perfect. I was near tears several times but something about the way he talks about “...and we will have pieces of hickory” is fucking hilarious to me

[@DeLaCruz_160]

100%

[@KaoJurayu]

300%

[@louisgraham9959]

Whoa buddy whoa

[@lightweight1365]

Theo is insufferable to listen to!

[@tmt1675]

13:15 Schaub looks like he’s starring in Jason Bourne... a 6’5 wetarttt

[@randygreen81]

i can see now that d'elia has the tender legs of a teenage girl

[@elb7114]

Been waiting for this compilation for a long time !

[@DTog1]

these two are the funniest duo when they get to riffing

[@Cercular]

This is the definition of perfect banter

[@velvetboy1]

I like how Chris and Brian equally fluster themselves with their own jokes lmao

[@allieSunl]

I LOVE eating by myself at restaurants. It’s one of my favorite things to do.

[@paulsanders6464]

That last bit...thats GOLD, Jerry.

[@tmt1675]

I’m gonna make a change 😂😂😂 lucky Schaub had a front row seat to these slaughters hahaha

[@thenewenglandhustle8832]

I could watch and listen these 2 all day lol.

[@Gonko100]

The greatest comedic rivalry of our time. Hands down.

[@jaywaneV]

Chris over here looking like spongebob square pants..😂😂 #dontskiplegday

[@-Hoods]

Been waiting so long for this

[@MRphipps54]

1:45 had me absolutely dying

[@grants785]

Just back watching this. All time!

[@MattCoatesMusic]

"Get your fucking shades off right now, both of you." hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaahhaha 13:40

[@leepapa69]

“Well that’s bullshit because I rub milk on my legs all the time” 💀

[@Certifiedsadboi]

8:58 Brian: I’m a hard older dude Also Brian: Sips Starbucks while sitting legs crossed 😂

[@DrhoneydewPharmD]

Dude. Just this for 1h a week please. Lol

[@usernotfound904]

It’s cool to say “Bryan sets up Chris so well”

[@Lockinsign]

That pause at 13:20 😂

[@Brick0092]

Miss these two.

[@FRANCESCORE1982]

The dragon and the jump!!! I can't watch it without laughing 🤣🤣

[@themorphexshorts8985]

Still come back to watch these videos

[@jameswilliamson5066]

That was the best Dragon Impression Ever!

[@coldasice7x]

For my own future reference: 9:00 is the story that ends in "... Cah-riiiis""

[@MaxxRisu]

exactly what i needed on a monday morning thank you lol

[@Jkobe2345]

This shits still hilarious idc

[@samdeddens8690]

If these two did a podcast together it would instantly be the best comedy podcast of all time

[@fullyilluminated]

If you're not already familiar with it yet, check out "Ten Minute Podcast." It's Bryan, Chris, and Will Sasso. Funniest podcast I've ever heard.

[@ulisesmartinez3702]

Petition to replace shwab with Chris D'Elia

[@im4book]

Listen to Ten Minute Podcast if that's what you want 👍

[@andrew9145]

Callen is so good ❤

[@meosh930]

*knock knock* Random guy in the street: "Hey! What happens?" Chris: "what?" Guy in the street:"What happens?" *Later that day* Driver at the Traffic signal: "(*muffled*) Pull down your window." Driver at the Traffic signal: "What happens?" Chris: "(confused) WTF you saying?" Driver at the Traffic signal: "What happens? You are from the future, right? What happens?"

[@woady_one]

First time ever seeing D’elia was on Workaholics

[@16gregwarrior]

Woady One it’s a real gun sike it’s a potato gun

[@e3xiii315]

Same.

[@AndrewT]

Wow somehow never made that connection!

[@HONUT]

Woady One what episode was he in?

[@electricman277]

The penthouse penthouse

[@TheWesternPacific]

human brocoli! killed me

[@ShaunEdwards2392]

“ sometimes you don’t get enough calcium to the right parts of your body” -Bryan Callen Burn of the century!

[@Marzelini]

“Do you know how many people call me ‘Sweet Tart Tart’n Ass’?” - Callen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mfw69]

"...you're like a human broccoli-" on-fukn-point

[@fernandoleer]

“M’blood starts to boil, M’blood starts to boil”

[@ericgonzalez3206]

Chris Delia predicted the future for tfatk 15:58

[@Remo_1997]

😬🤣

[@aydan0161]

Callen is the Stephen merchant of this friendship. Sacrifices his ego for the laughs.. I love it

[@imnotlying494]

15:45 for “you’re in trouble...”

[@conarwhite7812]

I wish I was Brendan sitting there lol 😂 😂 😂

[@mindyanosechamp2933]

Just warming up for the fight companion