Chris Ramsey: Don't Raise D*ckhead Children | Live Comedy

Chris Ramsey puts a call out to parents - please don't raise d*ckhead children and don't force your kids to hang out with d*ckhead children. From Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.
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[@Jade-lh3ou]

“He could make anything sound sad, no matter what he was saaaaaying” LMAO

[@happybuddhabear1155]

I need more Chris Ramsay in my life. His work is gold!

[@kszoknyik]

Ive seen this so mamy times, still screaming in laughter, his delivery is fantastic

[@niyahanderson6119]

How this has never been mentioned on the podcast, I’ll never know

[@KingKhanAbz]

Probably saved it for his stand up ☺

[@wolfcrouch]

I wonder if he’s ever met up with the infamous Laurence since that fateful holiday lol 😂

[@amyfolan9627]

Agga-fucking-doo 🤣🤣

[@aidenthemoviedude5934]

This guy never gets old

[@him050]

Milky little letdown. Glorious

[@ihateadverts]

Read this exactly the same time as he said it

[@dougronald561]

He’s totally hilarious.

[@loquacious_lisa]

I love him so much. I’d definitely be best mates with him & his wife Rosie IRL 😂

[@heyysimone]

Apprentice human. Brilliant term.

[@ChrisCaaa]

Chris ramsey is so funny looking forward to seeing him in Oct all being well 😊

[@charlottewilliams9143]

This is why punctuation is so important 😂👍

[@tiivs1070]

Odds Lawrence us still there to this day

[@jamiehanley3419]

Oh my god he's so good

[@davidbutler7602]

Excellent!

[@sugaplum37]

Love this

[@iamdb1990]

ironically, Lawrence is most people nowadays lol

[@annemargaret8745]

Hilarious storyteller🔥

[@PaintSplashProductions]

I feel called out

[@sera1227]

underrated

[@janedelong3813]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@harryturner8701]

Ah Lawrence sounds like me

[@Nick_C1997]

I wonder what Lawrence is doing these days

[@supermarkmoo]

I wonder has Lawrence ever seen this nowadays and realised how much of a knob he was

[@yeetthefourth612]

ooh this is empty

[@VideoGuy232]

I see the UK has their own Dane Cook as well

[@bassman1ism]

If only he was funny he would be good.

[@sera1227]

uhm- keep your dusty opinions to your crusty self.

[@cj1710]

@@sera1227 Exactly.

[@cj1710]

Why are you here watching him then?

[@Liam-qn2kn]

It's funny how hundreds of people go to everyone of his shows and every wants one wants you to burn

[@Liam-qn2kn]

Shut up Lawrence