Eat My Shorts | Ep. 114 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

New Lifeline ✨Luxury✨ episode is out now: patreon.com/lifelineluxury

[@nutellanebula]

Yes dude 🎉🎉

[@googleedood9721]

Bing Bong Pimpin' Pimpin' Booyah! 👊🏿😎

[@yansmith9562]

Long live Lifeline😑

[@coachcolin]

Matt looks like 330am. Don't ask how. He just does.

[@cre8ufitness13]

because of how the shirt is hanging down his shoulders!

[@prettyruude801]

makes sense i have no questions anyways !

[@prettyruude801]

@@cre8ufitness13the messy sexy hair too

[@bryanbryan6108]

No

[@Kobeautycincy]

Hahahaha dude I’m cracking up so much at Chris talking about his characters with Calvin. My dad was so funny and playful like this and I’m 35 (sadly he’s passed) but I still remember all of those things and they give me so much joy to remember.

[@brggz]

It's an absolute travesty that Chris no longer does his kings speech bit when stuttering over the word "I"

[@zburkst2928]

couldn't agree more

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

Man I miss that bit

[@Jsstoscano]

“Should ho vee baby “ in the Jay Z voice absolutely destroyed me, and I got S’mad that Matt didn’t even acknowledge the joke.

[@anarchymachines]

Not sure if someone has already mentioned this...but the reason the blanket works is because higher frequencies can't pass as easily through stuff as lower frequencies can. A good example would be loud music coming from a building...you mainly only hear the bass/lower frequencies until someone opens a door/window. So yeah, any blanket should work. Unless it is a really old ass blanket.

[@ijamesheath]

Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads! 🎉❤

[@googleedood9721]

Thanks 👶🏿👍🏿 Same to you! (If it applies) 😅

[@scottdavidson7543]

Thanks. Same

[@nutellanebula]

Matt's hat is comedic genius

[@rplgrime8006]

Between that and his "rarin' to go" segment, it jussssst got me.

[@nutellanebula]

@@rplgrime8006 Absolutely my brother 💯

[@Thatwowguy22]

It’s the booyah that gets me

[@larryrickmann3326]

That's genius? Hmmm...

[@pjhido5950]

How do I buy one?! Need more BING BONG in my life

[@mandylam5760]

The bird thing KILLED me 😂❤️❤️

[@tashineary1417]

Same 😂

[@bbishyy]

Chris was ABSOLUTELY firing on all syllables today

[@makenziebenzie]

Cylinders?

[@GenesysRider23]

@@makenziebenzieyou must be new here.

[@bbishyy]

@@makenziebenzie the joke that Chris makes every now and then is firing on all syllables

[@bbishyy]

@@GenesysRider23 exactly hahah

[@Sjcampb02]

Chris was mixing the Only Time Enya song with the Bocelli song from the Catalina wine mixer in Stepbrothers. It wasn’t the other Sail Away Enya song. And, now this mashup will take my brain over for the next three weeks. EeeeeeYES, dude!

[@bobbynojoke76]

yall on fire this ep! 😂 happy fathers day to all the daddies!

[@HarrietThugman]

Man there isn’t anything more peaceful than hearing the birds sing in the morning! Makes me feel so good!

[@patzimmusic]

You're right we do love this podcast

[@tashineary1417]

In regard to the “should have” debate, I think “should of” is derived from the abbreviation of “should’ve” which is a real word 🫠 I was waiting for Anthony to point this out 😭

[@prisillamonge2209]

I was so confused when they were saying this because that’s how you pronounce should’ve.

[@tashineary1417]

Yeah exactly dude like come on figure it out 😂

[@landonwright4253]

Chris’s swallowing sounds are just absolutely horrific this episode 😂

[@onedayatatime723]

It makes me blood red mad

[@Manhandle730]

@@onedayatatime723 Hello fellow mouth sounds haters!! You know what’s cool? Hearing someone eating food and within 15 seconds you want to end them in the most violent way possible!! That’s what all the cool kids do!!

[@rtmpregame1945]

17:50 My sister does this exact same thing and I'm so glad someone else called in about this, cause its absolutely unbelievable she hasnt been jailed for this yet

[@jacobembry6709]

I'd like to see Chris talk about the "Get down you" story with Matt. It's unbelievably funny

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

OMFG! Yes!

[@brggz]

Chris figuring out what getting tired is at 24:20 lmao

[@SPORE_SPORTS]

Happy Fathers Day Chris!

[@scottdavidson7543]

Yup yup. Second that

[@trishm142]

49:04 I TOTALLY knew EXACTLY what Chris was doing 😂

[@cre8ufitness13]

Frank Jansen's Face legit needs to be on a shirt!!! 😂😂😂

[@mindyhuntbeach8026]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the new opening so much!

[@rbwatches]

Chris levels up the sexiness every week

[@katiedub1228]

Matt. I bow down to you in all your hilarious glory. You’re so smart and witty and that HAT!

[@isaiahmcneese5766]

yo the dude breaking down the cakes had me dyin😂😂

[@KristinaDimovski-jd3ox]

I love when Matt says “Pissed! Piiiiisseeed!” because I always do that 😝

[@seankoons2023]

48:10 I 100% knew the decomposition. Was slow on the flower even as Matt said it lmao

[@melp723]

“I seen that”-kills me. ☠️

[@JunkBondTrader]

11:40 haha Chris said this on the golden hour too. He thinks it's summer. It's still spring.

[@LifeRips-j2c]

The bird sounds are beautiful! Great way to wake up!

[@robinyouman4275]

WAIT A SEC! I “watch” shows like that too! As a matter of fact I watched Dexter and after his son was born had to purposely get my phone out to see what his baby momma looked like. JS! I get so much done like that!

[@Sjcampb02]

I do this while I’m working. I’ve “watched” various shows by just listening to them. Once I know the main characters, I can just visualize what’s happening. People think it’s fucked up, I guess but maybe it’s because they can’t visualize what they’re hearing.

[@robinyouman4275]

@@Sjcampb02 yes!! Thank you!! Nobody in my life gets it!! Shout out visualization !

[@OtherPeoplesMoneyy]

Ahhhhhhhhh you guys are crazy people!!!!!!! I bet you guys also put rocks on traintracks!

[@robinyouman4275]

@@OtherPeoplesMoneyy 😂🤣whaaat?

[@yansmith9562]

Absolutely locked in for this episode!

[@JunkBondTrader]

But are you loaded? **Tosses you a loaded clip**

[@mkwilson38]

This was a great episode! 🔥🔥🔥fave in a while for havin all the goods!

[@144SLRP]

Shogun is a good show because they actually speak Japanese, Portuguese, & English respectively

[@tylertutt3141]

That is actually what makes the show really stupid.

[@Manhandle730]

@@tylertutt3141please explain why? I’ve read the book and loved it but I’ve been slacking on watching the show.

[@JunkBondTrader]

Chris, you got to unbox the knock-off couch Kristen bought and make a video out of it. If it comes out extremely junky, or is surprisingly good it'll be interesting either way

[@JamesScrote]

The birds in Florida purposely wake me up in the morning

[@teejay3698]

Oh thank goodness, thought this was a love episode for a second

[@UnOfficialDTK]

Award for coolest hat ever Mat, you 100% gotta bring it back

[@harrisonong]

Hey Chris. You know what's good for shoulder pain ?

[@tahir7883]

its always great when the prmotions are 5 minutes into the episode thanks

[@katietyson1090]

44:30 this question Is my ultimate favorite

[@mikejimenez6470]

50:40 I so wish Matt used the bird app on Chris

[@greggosling2807]

matts hat literally affected my blood sugar levels

[@tltalkz]

2 things: when Chris was giving advice to the lovely lady that loves doing an English accent, and he acted out her going to a playground I laughed very hard, and hit rewind and laughed more. Secondly, I couldn’t disagree more with Chris’ take on guys sitting in passenger seats and I’ll die on that hill. Much Love.

[@saltandpepper986]

Happy Father’s Day, Bill. Thanks so much for giving us these two beautiful screwballs. When’s Bill coming to Lifeline, ya screwballs.

[@hannahbartlett.]

Come to the south and we say shoulda lol “you shoulda told em where we were goin” is a legit statement I have definitely used and I’m not ashamed. Southern and proud 🫡 also shoulda woulda coulda is definitely something we say a lot also.

[@mmieky]

Chris, what is wrong with your throat recently bro you clear your throat like every 3 mins 🤣🤣🤣

[@Josh-nw8wx]

So cool of Andy Serkis to call in to the pod for the cake analysis.

[@dma917]

Woo! Just got tickets for the Torrance show, lets go!!!

[@andrewbugel4711]

Matt killed it this episode

[@alexolivo4713]

Happy Father’s Day Chris

[@teiece7890]

They’re just abbreviating it’s “should’ve” they’re not saying “should of” lol

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

When I visited UCLA in the 6th grade on a field trip, I remember it being full of those come smelling trees. 😂

[@Xpzilla]

The level to which Chris genuinely hates "tee" is hilariously interesting

[@jumpboys1408]

Love this mother fluffing pod!!

[@armandoguerra7658]

That was really good banter

[@giri.goyo_yt]

Matt: I facilitated examination, thank you. 😂😂😂

[@RaoulDuke3030]

Glad to see Chris is killing it with 29k views. Red Bar’s not even watching anymore 😂

[@chelseamay03]

Heyyy y'all.. Sooo, quick question for Chris.. When will tickets in Beaumont be available?! 😊

[@brittanyparsons2864]

Favorite podcast ❤

[@erinpicard7403]

My friend pointed out that I say pupcorn 🐶🍿 and hutdog and it grinds her gears so bad lol

[@ImChrlsy0]

I knew exactly what Chris was doing with the bird bit

[@prisillamonge2209]

I only watch shows while doing things. Once you already have the visual you don’t need to see them to know what’s going on. Last week I painted my bathroom while watching Bridgerton.

[@glefort]

If you have seen a tv show a bunch of times, you can just listen to the show in the car and picture the scenes in your head.

[@ukemisan1416]

Chris throw your lifeline merch on for all of your show lol .

[@bryanbryan6108]

Holy fuck. The hat. I haven’t even bought one yet and I already bought one, you know what I mean?

[@psstkirsten]

“when” vs “whenever” being used in the wrong context is mine

[@senecaevans6156]

I had a friend that would talk like this. It was irritating lol

[@slimjadeyyy]

I feel like this is such a new thing! Am I wrong?

[@senecaevans6156]

@@slimjadeyyy it's not new

[@psstkirsten]

@@slimjadeyyy I was doing it when I first met my husband 13 years ago, and he pointed it out to me. Then I noticed others doing it ever since.

[@beigeroom6876]

10:02 they made the show "Masters of the Air" on apple tv, which is one of the most "woke" companies today. and it's about WW2 fighter pilots, yet there were no black or minority german soldiers. chris wishes that there were though because that would bolster his belief of "hollywood being too woke". Edit: the show came out in 2024 btw

[@rachelsmith6712]

Advice to bird lady: get a loud fan. I hear everything too and it wakes me up. But a big fan drowns all that out.

[@skymurphy9148]

Matt gatekeeping the bird app? COME ON. “SHOW ME TO ME RACHEL”

[@staciecanada4329]

Should've, could've, would've .... didn't. Contractions 😃

[@nutellanebula]

Like if you've been loving Chris since the beginning ❤

[@anthonyesposito5561]

Indabeninging

[@CR_22]

The Netflix serial killer 😂

[@madmanamdam]

Can somebody explain to me how Matt thinks he came up with Bing bong? FYL ALL DAY

[@jan2351]

I’m grateful I live at a time I got to see Chris sing enya, sail away, the white stripes and do kissy noises all in an hour.

[@Dmg6um]

Had to stop drinking at enya 😂 @matt using his phone for the birds. Take a photo off your iPhone. It will tell you with some example photos.

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

7:38 Napoleon with Joaquin

[@Drummerman02]

10:55 I thought that was Chris’s plan too 🤔

[@An93la.]

🎉HAPPY HAPPY FATHERS DAY 🎉

[@Dmoscol17]

Happy Father’s Day family ✝️ see yall in the air rapture season 😁🕊️

[@AdryanRosario-mattes]

Matt clearly doesn’t know what a bucket seat is 😂

[@brizzybones7377]

If you can’t sleep from birds outside your not southern or Midwest lol we sleep next to train tracks 😂

[@SJHD]

Billy Bolognese is fucking genius 😂

[@zburkst2928]

I wanna see Matt smoking either a cigarette or joint next to Chris and just see what happens

[@OtherPeoplesMoneyy]

They’re absolutely not called bucket seats in the back of a coupe. Bucket seats are a more low profile seat that coupes offer in their FRONT seats. They have you sunken in the seat more and hug your hips and legs for when you bend corners like a G. Back seats in a coupe are definitely called bitch seats.

[@bethcooper4534]

Frank Jansen is probably an extra in back to the future

[@brandonklosterman2978]

That bird she was referring to was also a mocking bird. Its mating season. It won't last that much longer.

[@ChiChisAwsm]

Gramatic error= ASSOSHIATES It's associates

[@paulamerson7581]

Immediately understood the decomposition timelapse… 🙃

[@zburkst2928]

never saw row c, thought it was the lid that's crazy

[@ZekeBarzahd]

Warrior is the show Chris wants to watch

[@GreazyFCrazy]

I have a friend who instead of the phrase ‘might as well’ says ‘mine as well’ and it makes me crazy.

[@lasvegascrisis]

ayyy happy sunday

[@Drummerman02]

Did Matt’s right forearm/elbow get injured?

[@AdamZ_3]

How were there 4 adults in the room and nobody brought up how “should’ve” is what people are saying, not “should of” 😂😂

[@irreverentium]

Da hell's wrong with y'all, when I wake up to bird sounds, I feel like I woke up in paradise !! My AC covers it though, put an AC in your room ?? That could work 😅

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Too many people say "on accident" instead of "by accident".

[@wojcik1239]

Talking about the grammar shit, chris earlier in the episode said "boring-est" so

[@andrew9654]

That bird is a Wren! Either Carolina or House Wren. It’s insanely cute and may be protected in your state. Just wake up earlier