The Realness (360) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Patreon! patreon.com/chrisdelia Tour dates! chrisdelia.com/tour ♥

[@colbyvermillion7673]

Beevo is literally SID from ICE AGE. Someone tell Chris! 😅😂

[@jordanheimer774]

Literally right now, I'm sitting at celebrity theater in PHX, waiting for the show to start. Jan.20th. 7:23 pm. Love you Chris!

[@raylipschitz5297]

Used to be a huge fan. It went to shit since you brought your brother into the mix and tried to make it into a therapy type shit. Stick to trying to make people laugh and maybe you'll gain fans and traction again. Good luck. On the other hand Chris distenafo? Funny as fuck.

[@Jminty97]

The fact that chris doesn't see that beavo barely chews his food is even funnier 😂😂

[@seanbrennan5066]

I'm screaming at my phone rn like wtf lmao

[@GuyettMMA]

He did tho

[@SimplyTrashed]

28:50 Chris doesn’t even realize his friend is laughing at how he swallows food 😂😂

[@BardleDooFlimFlam]

😂😂😂

[@Derek22ld]

I was thinking the same thing

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

The Beavo part has to be the funniest thing I've seen so far this year

[@PickledMorty]

I was in the f-ing floor 😂 the whole time it was the best I needed that laugh 😅

[@BeatsByKonst]

nice podcast innit, 7/10

[@kasuki1000]

You kno the deal, chayze!

[@tcolley]

Nice comment , 6/10

[@rachelle88818]

You know the rules, BIG UP

[@thadc5937]

Om nom nomnom

[@jonathanpledger9685]

Better than nice! Fantastic... 5/10

[@andromedalasso]

“Sometimes, if you have a problem-no you don’t.” -Chris D. Best quote ever.👏🏾🔥

[@samdeddens8690]

Beavo couldnt look more like the sloth from ice age

[@cobykenobi]

100%!!

[@trishm142]

😂

[@enc69]

Every Beavo bite looks like a cartoon character getting hit on top of the head. 7/10.

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

I'm fucking crying

[@enc69]

@@TroubleOnTheWaters big up

[@ramrod10incholder]

The fact that he missed this dude factory resetting his brain to swallow a large quantity of every food imaginable is wild. He could swallow a hold ham sandwich

[@Goodaz6969]

Chris doesn’t realise that they’re laughing because he doesn’t chew his food before swallowing 😂

[@andrefreitas1678]

Beavo eats like a komodo dragon

[@bmx42O]

Dude, You nailed it. That's hilarious

[@greenytaddict]

😂

[@samthomas3883]

Crying laughing at that British dude😂😂

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

Literally can't stop lmfao

[@househeartbeats]

LITCH-CHA-LY

[@michaelpaonessa6278]

Absolutely mental, mate. Best pork I’ve ever had. Unbelievable . 7/10

[@coffeeandtrance]

13:43 the word you're looking for is "spokesperson" lol

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

I lost it at the Too $hort blow the whistle bit haha

[@ether725]

Beavo = sid tha sloth from ice age, also swallows like a boa constrictor or a komodo dragon tryna get down an antelope carcass 🤣😭😭

[@bobdare]

"DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGHHH" 🤣

[@bayrockdev]

The "Whoops, fixed it" section was absolutely golden, so relatable.

[@Benjamin.S.S.]

Big up to the air I'm brevin... it's keepin me alive, idnt it? Big up to this wata I'm drinkin. Can barely taste the metal in it, vats totally mental. 😂 Big ups to Chris for the pod.

[@adamsyt9969]

I love that it took Chris a while to figure out that Beavo almost dying every time he doesn't chew and takes a swallow is the funny part

[@Rachelmarie413]

I love you even more for this episode

[@elb7114]

More beavo commentary please

[@CoachAdrian916]

Big up to the host 7/10 Aka Chris You know the rules Hit the thumbs up 👍🏼

[@NickjMis]

Big ups chris gotta react to this guys every week innit. 😂😂😂 He is at his best when he is obsessing over someone’s weird ass tendencies 36:42

[@ashleym585]

Just pissed my pants crackin up at this Beavo character…omg 😅

[@SirenOffspring]

This is the Seinfeld of podcasts. The show about nothing and it's the BEST!!! This is how comedy is done and how it should be.

[@nickroe11]

except unlike Seinfeld, Chris is funny

[@Greeezy]

​@nickroe11 Seinfeld was very funny for the time. And it's exactly what Chris does. So basically you're wrong.

[@SirenOffspring]

@@nickroe11 He is!

[@SirenOffspring]

@@Greeezy Yes, Chris is way better.

[@cephelapoid3466]

Mate, as a Brit there bit where Chris is giving the business to those other Brits eating had me on the floor

[@AdrianG96247]

17:37😂😂 in the zone😂 lmaoooo had to go listen the song and crack up when kanye raps that part😂😂

[@Manistak1988]

Literally laughing so hard tears are coming out at chris’s reaction to the 7/10 guy

[@mnewt712]

I LOL during every Congratulations 😂

[@dazzzdelux]

was crying laughing at the Beavo bit

[@OddManGraham]

What’s even more crazy about old doorways are the ones that are like 30ft tall. Who built those and why? Giants?

[@thatguy9807]

44:13 s'deeper! s'didnt get nominated.

[@AbandonedLandscapes]

You’re reaction to Beavo is hilarious bro 🤣🤣

[@julianavila8]

“Everything’s a big door way there, because on Mars there’s no rooms” 😂

[@cc-sb1is]

Was the most unfunny thing I've ever heard him say.

[@julianavila8]

@@cc-sb1is 😂 okay

[@dylancooper8536]

killed me

[@jessicawelcome1784]

Love when you talk Keith Morrison 😂

[@ThedeadlyOG]

That shows how insane Chris is he thinks beavo eating normal

[@yasminsharp2766]

I LOVE that the fascination of beavo stretches continents

[@MisterMan4Twon]

Holy shit I think the guy laughing at beavo is laughing because of the way he swallows. He just went from the dumbest guy alive to being one of us

[@colbyvermillion7673]

Beevo is literally SID from ICE AGE. Someone tell Chris! 😅😂

[@erzaehlmirmehr]

I am HOWLING in front of my laptop in an open work space office full of people at Chris examining the Beavo eating videos! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@singletrack4614]

10:29 Chris just turned into my favorite guntuber

[@devinraecorey8509]

I was at the first show in Sac. Amazing. I was super stoked to meet you finally. I would’ve loved to tell you thank you for making me laugh throughout the years and show my appreciation. Proud of you. It’s amazing watching you & your family grow. The pics we got were great! You viewed them on instagram after I posted. Now I feel bad that I may have contributed to your “gotta work on my face” complex lol Thanks again Chris We were super rushed about halfway through so only could take pictures really and shake your hand. There’s always next time!!

[@kylemcgill2966]

Sometimes you have a problem…no you don’t 😂😂😂😂

[@dirtiesontheleft8024]

Tall grass feelin realllll good today!!

[@bogdanshevchenko]

Subscribers keep dropping but the content just keeps getting better.

[@DAEMONWAL]

Nah the worst one is Kansas City. People say they’re from Kansas City but they really mean Missouri. Who came up with that, is it Kansas or Missouri?

[@baddcheeta.]

29:35 Big up 😂

[@murderoust]

Watching this while eating like beavo. Big ups Supergood

[@standardBrick]

Your not drug free if your taking ssri meds and or anxiety meds. Those are very strong drugs .....

[@trevorkindrew7379]

Blud said I'm not the whistle blower, blow the whistle "oooot ooot"

[@mommacomicslucy9172]

I can Not wait to see you tomorrow. My first show 🙌🥳

[@ASHsor]

Can?

[@mommacomicslucy9172]

@@ASHsor im to excited i can’t type 😂 lol.

[@ChupacaBro81]

Sa insecure when he says"i don't care,like that's just me innet"😂

[@chandler9154]

Holy shit I’ve come back for Beavo 6 or 7 times now and every time, and I mean EVERYTIME, it’s absolutely 7/10 mental

[@alex-rc8oh]

My wife has just left me a few weeks ago and you just gave me ny furst happiness and belly laugh since then, ideal

[@ether725]

Chris shouting so loud everyone on whatever floor hes on in his 3 story home, can hear when hes talking about manning up and fixing your problems…😂😂😂, 7/10.

[@GK_Squid]

Beavo looks like Sid from ice age evolved into a human

[@UncleRayRay11]

15:30 Chris is a human soundboard😂 effortless

[@BreakEveryChainBibleStudyMinis]

22:10 actually really super good advice

[@haro062180]

your car sound effect is hilarious

[@goatsmakemovies]

Great episode I absolutely loved this one !!! Big ups to ketup

[@MLGVader]

chris finding beavo is the greatest thing ever

[@ChupacaBro81]

Congratulations 7 outta...No I'll give itta 10 outta 10😂 Big up ta Chris

[@D.Jay..]

“Congratulations was filmed in front of a live Caliappolis audience” 😂😂😂

[@xlilxillx]

nah Katt Williams is the goat, those people deserved to get shit on. the interview was awesome. you're just afraid of the truth

[@samanthadavison]

I absolutely love when Chris has a good laugh

[@LoneWolfDion]

One of the funniest episodes ever. Big up congratulations. I give it a 7 out of 10. Geeeeeeeeeeeees

[@peaceittogetherstudios]

He’s laughing because beavo doesn’t fully chew his food and looks like he’s finna die every time he swallows 😂

[@FutebolMusicaDance]

WHAT resonates the most with me is how insaaaneee Chris is 24:07 because my brain has the same enrgy, and is why ive been a proud cult member since '17

[@jeremysimpson1162]

Beavo is shouting “Jheeze” before taking a bite which is a reference to the song “talkin’ da hardest” by UK grime artist Giggs. The song is thought of in the UK to be one of the most gangster songs of the last decade and the phrase “Jheeze” has gone on to be widely used as an expression of delighted surprise in British culture.

[@thedarkenergist]

That’s dumb as fuck.

[@WildkatLefunk]

Biggup to grime you know the rules

[@nryanhollister8758]

As a mental health therapist… pretending you don’t have a problem bit had me dyyyyying

[@kikigomewmew9466]

the crest theater is a ***hole, we get it. lol. had fun at the show. thanks for coming to sac chris.

[@cocomo991]

42:23 awww lil tism for the win😂❤️

[@Realworldnews247]

They’re laughing eating brownie because they’re high asf ! 😂

[@hadyson5]

Big upsthe episode, you know the rules!

[@bettywatson7987]

The reason he laughs when he eats, is because he's laughing at beavo when he swallows, cause dude only chews like 3 times lol

[@lancertreepuffer]

36:15 if that dude chewed with mouth open like that in front of me hes gunna swallow blood with that bite

[@nobodyspecific2675]

If Chris did a food review with Beavo it would break the internet

[@zacharyporter89]

Sharks got that extra eyelid for when they're biting prey. Thats Beavo for every swallow.

[@ZachMcphersonMusic]

42:08, guy biting it gets about .5 inch away from stabbing himself in the face with that knife. Dont think people realize how stupidly dangerous that is.

[@keithgordon3823]

Bro! Phoenix AZ is my territory! You might see me there! I can't wait!

[@CristianLopez-io7tl]

"No i don't oops fixed it!" 😂

[@Frenchie_007]

New subscriber here. Thank you for not pandering to the “woke.”

[@fastawake870]

When keepin it real goes wrong, we can call on D'Elia to make it RIIIIIGHHT.

[@Itzboss101]

Big up Chris delia you know da rules

[@jordanrlee_]

Fire episode!

[@BGStudiosTV]

I know what you mean about the face lol. People tell me all the time that my face looks a certain way and I’m like wtf dude I had no idea

[@ProducerKeylo]

Wait… so, I didn’t just lose my job? And me and my wife DIDN’T actually get a divorce!?!? Wow.. this is a great new tool in my mental health tool belt.. THANKS CHRIS!!!!

[@LucyTheWzrd]

So funny that Chris doesn’t notice beavo chewing twice and swallowing

[@ho0t0w1]

When Davey Pageviews says "One bite, everybody knows the rules..." he doesnt mean ONE CHEW, YOU ABSOLUTE BEAVER POTATO!

[@ManOfAKind]

What’s problems? Woooops! Fixed them all, thanks Delia

[@Paul-cy9ej]

Health issues are the funniest most relatable shit to me

[@johnedge7699]

nicely seasoned, very nice

[@vladpetrea931]

Chew innit, mate😂

[@AlexPerez-ig8yd]

“You know the rules” is a term used by Dave Portnoy over at Barstool. Portnoy reviews different pizzas from different places, and the rule is, he takes one bite from the slice of pizza and rates. “One bite, you know the rule”.

[@7even871]

37:48 WASTED TOOOOO MUCH TIME ON THESE WANKUUUUUUUUS 😂

[@samthethird_]

A health and wellness podcast!! 21:30

[@Sparks00psn]

36:30 beavos face bro 😂

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

The dude swallows like that ‘cause he doesn’t chew his food enough. 😂

[@nancyjones6780]

Hi Sam!

[@Dust_YourselfOff]

You should have a segment for conspiracy theories each week lol