Come Back home bro Jersey is waiting for the return of its king
@mjslov37 ай бұрын
Indianapolis! Or any city around lol 😁
@michaelroy60467 ай бұрын
Portland Maine
@galacticsunset7 ай бұрын
Edmonton. Double dare you!!!!
@codypowers12577 ай бұрын
ChicaGO
@ApexBlueTLX7 ай бұрын
"Tasting your um" submission might be the craziest submission in the history of lifeline..first of all, how it starts to how Chris and Matt react, ABSOLUTELY INSANE LMAOOOO I was in genuine tears when I saw matt's face 🤣😭
@kodymonroe26137 ай бұрын
It’s like it was edited 😅 crazy
@Danasaur_1237 ай бұрын
Same, haven’t cry-laughed like that in a long time
@martinzaldivar64407 ай бұрын
DeAngelo Vickers back from the hospital.
@TwiztOndaBeat7 ай бұрын
Looks like ai to me
@adelinedama80007 ай бұрын
I'm DYING watching them trying to understand that guy!! 😂😂😂😂 Cuntos!! 😅
@jvillzy7 ай бұрын
Matt looks like a version of Chris that does rock climbing
@wartype76197 ай бұрын
Recycled comment
@Downs-Indroam7 ай бұрын
And sees the sun once in a while
@tuesgayy7 ай бұрын
This has been said like 100 times already
@wally86_7 ай бұрын
And drinks Cafe Macciatos
@coachcolin7 ай бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cloutxaddy45217 ай бұрын
"Suh flur flan, wakkin ome, ender end, thank you for gunter!" -Um Taster
@DocFleg7 ай бұрын
Sup fleddy pads. Editor in. Thank you for contact.
@rondoespsych59017 ай бұрын
Dudes gotta be deaf 😂
@spicygingercat6 ай бұрын
I’m dying holy shit
@jessehenderson60717 ай бұрын
Chris is just Matt's longest one-on-one session
@Throwdownsoldier7 ай бұрын
The bad submission sounded like it was in reverse
@silverprismband7 ай бұрын
Thought the same thing
@90swil7 ай бұрын
airpod mics
@AdDd456 ай бұрын
I legit think this dude for some reason did the thing where you record / speak backwards lmao
@Kenpachi_White7077 ай бұрын
Matt looks like the kid that always gets lost on the vacation trip. Then when you find him he’s crying in the office with a lollipop. LOL 😂
@JRtheBoy7 ай бұрын
Did that guy start with “sup fireflies” 😂😂😂😂
@saltandpepper9867 ай бұрын
“Sup Lifeline” but it did come out “suf”
@taylorwedemeyer34996 күн бұрын
Loved the question during 21:00 or so about picking up other vibrant people's mannerisms along the way in life. Whether it's your friends or family that impact you in a way where you're picking up on tones, sayings, phrases, or inside jokes, it all is truly who you are in response to those impacts. That's who we all are. We all share a little bit of each other, so I really appreciate Matt's advices on this one. Yes go out of that one!!
@Jleon19837 ай бұрын
Omg the tasting your own um guy had me crying laughing and you guys hahahhahah. Omg I had to pause
@singletrack46147 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when Matt said he ejected the counting crows CD and threw it out the window 😂
@CartyCreative7 ай бұрын
36:49 “Sup Lifeline, walking home, and you’re in. Thank you, for content.” I think?
@realtyrocker7 ай бұрын
you're a genius
@realtyrocker7 ай бұрын
I literally laugh like this now: ahahaHAAAAAADUUUUUUDE
@j.a.r.family25767 ай бұрын
*facepalm* oh nooo!!
@4forever4forward7 ай бұрын
Now your friends look at u weird lol
@jillianpalmer13107 ай бұрын
Their reaction to the guy wanting to taste his gizum had me dying!
@rebeccasoja89347 ай бұрын
Matt please tell the whole version of all the Counting Crow stories on the private record!!! I am invested now!!
@zburkst29287 ай бұрын
YES the producer nailed the tasting your um interpretation
@sethrobinson287 ай бұрын
These are the best entries. Enough of the LA perfect face people with no REAL problems. A very abstract episode and i’luh’ i
@PurposefulPorpoise7 ай бұрын
Tasting guy recorded his entire entry backwards, then gave u the file reversed, so it played forwards english, but theres little hiccups here and there. Brilliant
@toby77857 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing straight away!!!
@saram27277 ай бұрын
I was thinking it was bad deepfake lol
@CR_227 ай бұрын
Y’all mentioned smelling and he went straight to taste voluntarily nobody asked him for this sacrifice 😂
@laukri4 ай бұрын
Hahahaahahahhaha
@kayucci11117 ай бұрын
Why are you expressing exasperation is probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard and I will be using it immediately. Thank you 😂
@haileyoslund7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@e_gad6 ай бұрын
35:47 chris' impression of him 😂
@jonathaone7 ай бұрын
11:48 He said that "he was speaking PuTongHua" 普通话, which means mandarin / common tongue in Chinese. Most Chinese tourists display the behaviour he listed, so no shocker.
@EricaCaseOfficial7 ай бұрын
Matt and Chris’ reactions to the tasting um guy took me tf out. I was crying laughing and choking at that segment 💀🤣💀
@angmillz65597 ай бұрын
Literally just cried my makeup off at work. Thanks guys 🤣🤣🤣
@spicygingercat6 ай бұрын
Matt’s response to the woman asking about whether mimicking her friends makes her less “herself” or not, made me just absolutely love and appreciate him. Such a sweet, empathetic, compassionate, and heartwarming response.
@cre8ufitness137 ай бұрын
19:00 I was literally thinking: "Yesss, best submission so far!" Almost like I've been waiting for this specific one!
@robertsteele13877 ай бұрын
As much as I would rather believe “Tasting your own um” guy was absolutely hammered, I’m pretty confident that there’s something up with his microphone setting in his headphones and it’s trying to cut out background noise but instead, it’s chopping off half of the words. The first thing he says is definitely “What’s up lifeline” but it’s choppy and absolutely S’drunk sounding. Also I’m guessing based on the subject matter, he didn’t want to review the video and just sent it without checking how it sounded. Basically sounds like the way people sound in the Black Lodge in Twin Peaks.. shout out to David Lynch.
@saram27277 ай бұрын
The way he breathed and blinked was weird too. Could it be a deep fake? Or is it in reverse?
@robertsteele13877 ай бұрын
“What’s up lifeline… walking home, and you’re in (pointing to his headphones meaning he’s listening to lifeline while walking home)… Thank you for the content. You’re talking about tasting your own jizzim…” There’s some parts that are absolutely unintelligible after that but I truly think it’s the headphones chopping it up. Hilarious either way 😅😅
@saram27277 ай бұрын
@@robertsteele1387 so funny!!! Watch his face though, there’s a few moments where his nose like collapses in a weird way that doesn’t seem possible
@scottsmithfilms7 ай бұрын
Why do you guys cut away from Chris sometimes when he does impressions? Like when he was doing Kristen’s impression about the directions…. I wanted to see that lol 46:45
@YNOTMUSIC217 ай бұрын
The yes I got outta that one really got me on this one 😂
@lhprodigy356 ай бұрын
My god I had to turn off the video when Chris was mocking the um taster because I can’t be laughing that hard at work
@CR_227 ай бұрын
Zup fiyrefluin kanto 😂 we need this man to call in every week
@Downs-Indroam7 ай бұрын
Happy Sunday everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend 😊 I'm ready for some laughs!
@phoolklip7 ай бұрын
Such a great ep with no weird random guest
@eb5x_7896 ай бұрын
'I wear the most hats' 'trump' 😂😂😂💀
@corinaramos45897 ай бұрын
I hear it now after playing it MULTIPLT TIMES HE SAYS “sup lifeline walking home and you’re INN👂🏻 thank you.. for the content”
@ukemisan14166 ай бұрын
Chris spray out the magic mind and yell CUT!!!😂 I wanna see your brother's reaction in real time😂
@brooklynrussell97457 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he says, "Sup, Lifeline. Walking home, and you're in, thank you for content (?). You were talking about smelling your jism, and curious, do you ever taste your own jism? Gross, but obviously I have. And I really want to like, I really want to do it in front of the girl, because they're super exposed to it and I think it's gross. But I want us to be together in the experience.. Do you ever do that? Or do you think is it supposed to just be a girl thing? Is it supposed to be a nobody thing? What's up?"
@CallMeBellson7 ай бұрын
Thank you for the great cunto guys!!
@wes79497 ай бұрын
The tasting your um dude was on shrooms or something. His words made no sense, but they did to him. Lol
@zburkst29287 ай бұрын
absolutely what I was thinking, especially if he's in the middle of considering sharing his cum with his lady
@friendlypup56507 ай бұрын
The guy speaking in reverse is killing me 😂😂😂
@wojcik12397 ай бұрын
Cried watching this episode
@PurposefulPorpoise7 ай бұрын
TASTING GUY RECORDED HIS SUBMISSION BACKWARDS LOL
@slimjadeyyy7 ай бұрын
that’s what I was thinking….
@jojovedo92817 ай бұрын
YAAAASSSSSSSZZZZZ DUDE! Love my Sundays, get to listen to my fav podcast 🎉
@Beaufosheau7 ай бұрын
Holy shit Chris’s impression of the unintelligible guy brought be back to the vine days fucking with cab drivers. “Ya’ever sorkin?”
@saltandpepper9867 ай бұрын
Oh man, now I might have to go find his old vines on youtube
@nutellanebula7 ай бұрын
Funniest one yet 😅 the guy speaking so drunk is one of the best worst submissions 😂
@jayynagar7 ай бұрын
39:48 The Chris D'elia we want more of! 😃
@bigfathadoken72467 ай бұрын
Chris looks up and away after every sentence. Getting soooo riled up
@seewendy17 ай бұрын
15:10 he’s not lying about he’s talking about mainline Chinese people 😅
@trishm1427 ай бұрын
20:05 such a good submission
@CR_227 ай бұрын
Nobody will make it to the 40 minute mark without dying of laughter 😂 also never taste your ……. stuff
@CR_227 ай бұрын
Some guy: (asks Chris the name) Chris: you wanna do joke here ? 😂
@realtyrocker7 ай бұрын
This episode had so many hilarious things that went unaddressed, I had to sign up for Lifeline Luxury
@mattdelia7 ай бұрын
This is an excellent comment. I am clapping.
@realtyrocker7 ай бұрын
@@mattdelia 18 out of 20 times I leave an excellent comment.
@miami74467 ай бұрын
Tasting your um guy creeped me out
@Commandercooll7 ай бұрын
Hes a weird one for sure.
@greggosling28077 ай бұрын
Matt is not a hat guy, hats are Matt guys.
@jhall9007 ай бұрын
Basss pro shops AND the cross earring 😂😂 MATT the hell in the TikTok is going on
@CartyCreative7 ай бұрын
19:05 Such a good question, I agree
@dannymeese58537 ай бұрын
The full original phrase is: "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one." As a jack of all trades, I can attest to this ahhaaha
@kaylandAlexander7 ай бұрын
39:15 an owl
@ryanmbricker6 ай бұрын
The dopest brothers who podcast, easily, and it’s not even close. 🙏🏼let’s chill and drink too much iced Americano sometime 🤣
@sammarshall72947 ай бұрын
is there a chance that the tasting your own um submission guy has mild brocas aphasia?
@bellefleur63007 ай бұрын
Was wondering if something health related was up too
@hyperbaroque7 ай бұрын
2:44 Milli Vanilli trying to explain theirselves
@andreas-l1g7 ай бұрын
19 mins 20 secs in Chris's face 😂 😂
@TAStormChasing7 ай бұрын
It's very cool to see Bass Pro hats being popular for the last couple years. Even if non anglers are wearing them. Good advertisement for a great outdoor retailer.
@d-rockanomaly92437 ай бұрын
"We're in the middle of summer it's June 9th" he says. It's literally spring.
@somamanyoki81747 ай бұрын
June is summer brother
@mrgamingmg91647 ай бұрын
Anyone else roll there eyes when the girl with the dog who of course has a noise ring was just bragging about the shit she does
@ChildishGambeaner7 ай бұрын
So fucking true
@MicahTully7 ай бұрын
I sighed
@SilencedLamb697 ай бұрын
35:48 "sup lifeline. Walking home, and theyre in(earpods) thank you for content" Edit: 38:20 the producer says the same thing so nevermind i guess lol
@kennygdude1017 ай бұрын
I am in China right now and a lot of men sneeze here but what i see more is them spitting on the ground. I also agree with the spacial awareness thing
@daremoq93387 ай бұрын
What is Chris gonna think is good fashion next...a romper?
@Play1nWithFire7 ай бұрын
I thought it looked good, you think you’re some kinda arbiter of fashion or something? Foh 😂
@daremoq93387 ай бұрын
Yes, as a matter of fact I do think that.
@saltandpepper9867 ай бұрын
I believe the technical term is romphim.
@zburkst29287 ай бұрын
the valet guy meant that he DIDN'T want people to know he's gonna be asking for the name and number. he wants to be the one to ask them for the name and number, chris juuuuuuuust got it for a sec Initially but lost it
@Sjcampb027 ай бұрын
Agreed. Which is dumb.
@leekautz29267 ай бұрын
Yeah...I think so too....which I hope I'm wrong. I mean what a control freak. I want to ask first! Don't tell me!! Lol
@wRAAh7 ай бұрын
9:05 "A tan out of ten." Hehehe
@Betrayedthelaw7 ай бұрын
thats the one that got you dude?
@wRAAh7 ай бұрын
@@Betrayedthelaw Weird question. Make friends in the comments, girl.
@Solarflare.energy6 ай бұрын
Chris FINALLY realizing he’s on the spectrum is amazing 🤣
@brggz7 ай бұрын
Matt (and all other dudes thhat have ever been in a similar situation) she knew he wanted to count her crows. She liked it and was testing you to see if you'd let it happen. Which it did.
@brianp13287 ай бұрын
48:52 Juan fire?
@thestoicmedic7 ай бұрын
I highly suspect the bad submission is a schizophrenic, poor guy
@TheBeanGreen7 ай бұрын
The live podcasts look like bangers. Are those gonna keep coming?
@CR_227 ай бұрын
49:58 I fell asleep on this call 😂
@ShocknAnxiety7 ай бұрын
That's not an eye roll, it's a scoff.
@mrpizzawizard7 ай бұрын
I absolutely cannot stand homegirl at 18:55 would’ve told her “appreciate it” tell the prod to cut the video off 3 seconds in when she fuckin says “anywho”
@sunnyydee7 ай бұрын
Hey Matt, ily
@milkmanchannel17 ай бұрын
I understand why he cut stuff out, but I want the full, unfiltered version of the counting crows story. And I want the cluster of his friend going with her to the party to be included
@CR_227 ай бұрын
Non native English speakers learning phrases before words should be illegal 😂
@jpechh7 ай бұрын
Hey Matt don’t stress about tigers bats
@hanleefree20657 ай бұрын
Nobody-theen guy, had me cryingggggg. What WAS that
@CR_227 ай бұрын
39:12 who the hell is “us“ ? sir you’re alone 😂
@VBQX7 ай бұрын
how many times did the "teacher's assistant" say "like" in her video....? am I the only one bothered by that? I mean like, its like fine if your like 14 years old but like a teachers assistant? like cmon...
@jordanheimer7747 ай бұрын
Theen?😂😂😂😂
@SRT7977 ай бұрын
Will the live show be on KZbin ever or is it patreon exclusive
@nutellanebula7 ай бұрын
Kristen is about to hear "Why are you expressing exaggeration" 10 x a day 😅
@xc3ptiona17 ай бұрын
@32:00 I got this... Definitely don't say "stfu" because they are a valued customer. If they are a regular, just give them a wink. If you are obliged to say anything, say "I got you" or "On it." And maybe offer them a mint, because obviously their breath stinks, lol jk. You are a valuable person at the establishment, and they are a valued customer, so just give them a head nod or something. Case closed.
@KaituoKid6 ай бұрын
Chris probably thinks the guy that died halfway through his question is the best question they've got.
@mannystaxx7 ай бұрын
Chris’ Hair: 8.5
@luckyboltz297 ай бұрын
Had to count, she said like 28 times
@Danasaur_1237 ай бұрын
can confirm.
@Wesley-Insley-Comedy7 ай бұрын
19:14 is the ship of theseus thought experiment
@DenetteRossi-rl7ko7 ай бұрын
Dude is an alien inside Vincent D’Onofrio in Men in Black hands down!
@ladywan_kenobi6667 ай бұрын
The valet parking attendant guy was trying the hardest a person could try
@baddcheeta.7 ай бұрын
36:19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thebrand98527 ай бұрын
Guy on the right looks like the lesbian version of the guy on the left.
@dalenewbery48487 ай бұрын
It’s an eye roll because they are rolling their eyes into the back of their head.