Give Women Money (335) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Full episode a day early on patreon.com/chrisdelia

[@MissGigglesdotcom]

Alligator is a Jaws rip-off but it's really good lol

[@clintonleonard5187]

I never thought a story about a man so stressed out he spirals into suicidal ideation could have me rolling with laughter. It's just so relatable. This podcast is too good.

[@User-435ggrest]

I feel you. If u need to talk, I'm here. Are there DMs on KZbin?

[@slimjadeyyy]

Literally same 😂😭

[@clintonleonard5187]

@@User-435ggrest Appreciate ya. I'm good, just know what it feels like.

[@nstovah8314]

Dude, I was seriously suffering from this today. Hate you are too but glad I’m not alone. Hope you and everyone else here stays happy and safe

[@harrisonjohn4301]

It’s super funny because we’ve all been there at one point or another. It’s happened to me many times. Getting the help I need though so doing better. Stay strong kings 💪🏻. Life still fucking rips!!!

[@domdomdiddy3036]

As a black man, when u said you saw the man rubbing his tummy i was thinking "this is a black guy isnt it?" Then u confirmed it lol

[@deepseablu91]

😂😂😂

[@wyattamick]

Thursday is already RIPPIN dude let’s goooo

[@Monkeyfound]

Not as hard as my rig is, outer space here I come…

[@JimmyBarbetti]

rippin like the wip meet up

[@REfanforlife]

“ COPS GETTEM” i’m dyin 😂 what a delivery

[@heidigarcia7251]

"oh he's talking to her, and I'm just racist" you made me choke on my water, my god this was hilarious.

[@hobelmotorsports]

Brooooo the car tattoo story is the most relatable story of all time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying

[@icu3869]

20:00 When a wave of dread hits you, and you brace for impending doom, when suddenly , like sunlight breaking through the stormclouds, inner peace is restored, and relief washes over your smiling face, as you declare," I'm just Racist...!"So Everything will be ok.

[@TM-np5lq]

Oh, wow- how can one comment be so poetic and cinematic?!

[@elagace03]

Dude. The chains story is so relatable. Especially the snowball affect (effect? I don’t no which one, but it’s all good) of emotions. I know exactly how that feels, and it makes me feel better to know that I’m not the only one. Thanks for sharing.

[@slimjadeyyy]

I second that!

[@dangerdjk]

Says he's so smart but then when the map switches to apple he doesn't even realise and starts driving back from where he came 😂

[@Vexius]

this is also random, but dude, you're lookin pretty good these days. you must be really happy. your skin really "glows" as they say... and i truthfully believe it's because you're happy. you've minimized your stresses down to a manageable state, I would assume. nice job man, really. you were humble about your recovery -- laying it out on the table, being transparent about what happened -- and it is healing your soul.

[@SethCrimson]

I have never in my life heard of a whip meet-up that shit is literally a family guy bit😂

[@carole.vaudable.design]

The French interviewer at 40 min! That's probably the best English-speaking Frenchman we had back in 1983 😂 Asking philosophical questions, s'deep

[@reub777]

This has gotta be a record for most Renners

[@aj00]

Bro the whip meetup 💀😭

[@samhailman2038]

Dude the first 15 min opened my eyes to how similar my brain is to yours Chris and whereas at times when I’m alone I think that’s a negative, I listen to you and I love my brain and I love your brain. I love our brains dude.

[@slimjadeyyy]

Yes, felt the same way 🙌🏼 much love to you

[@cjclubseltzer]

Maybe Chris has PTSD symptoms from having his livelihood torn apart overnight by Cancel culture.

[@aroguereptilian]

This 1 was savage😂😂😂 I support laughing.

[@dot_run]

5:18 this is a 16-minute long bit and it's fucking brilliant

[@seijunsejuki]

Nice! New episode just when I needed it ❤

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

Yes!! Spiral of negative thoughts when panicked. Thanks for sharing man

[@burnsaga]

Just FYI 'Support Live Music' started during Covid when they shut everything down

[@yeehawpartner]

most relatable guy! thank you for this chris… feels like someone understands me for an hour 🫶🏼 love ya!

[@cretchboc]

Hey man you look like you’re sincerely about to cry this whole episode. I could tell you were thinking something when Mel Gibson said his dad was his hero. It’s okay man. Your sons will always love you. Especially when you put so much thought and effort into loving them. Keep on going man , the journey is worth it.

[@iannf559]

I always need these!! Keep up the good work, Chris!!

[@nutellanebula]

Never take those chains off!! 😂

[@cheribreazeale3372]

I was at the Charlotte show. Someone brought a baby to the show. Why'd someone bring a baby to the show?! Hey, who knows! Anyway, not the point. When Chris heard this baby, the bit he did about someone bringing a baby was the funniest shit ever!! Totally off the cuff. It was good stuff!

[@nkadyk]

I’d buy a shirt that says “support Support”

[@tabathapuckett2422]

Same! I’ll buy 2

[@trinidadperez1765]

Dude the whip meet up portion had me in tears 💀💀💀

[@jodiesjourney9094]

13:55!!!!!!!!! so funny. "what about how my mom told me i needed to walk differently when i was 10"

[@FleetwoodCrack]

I swear to god I stepped into my backyard in Chicago IL to practice cracking my whip, while no joke wearing a brown fedora... and 10 seconds later this man talks about the whip meetup in Crystal Lake!!!

[@BridgetLaw-r4m]

The spiral is definitely something I have been through. It’s the worst feeling.

[@brizzybones7377]

Because of how cats run it 😂😂😂 It’s the small jokes out of nowhere that get me 😂

[@bobdare]

Charlotte seriously was way too fucking hot that day 🔥 It's been like that all summer ☠️ But we appreciated you spending the day here with us!

[@benparton1849]

Chris not realising the woman on the plane was mad at Chris for shutting the blinds and was sort of fake justifying it by assuming his eyes were sensitive instead of selfishly closing them for darkness alone

[@slimjadeyyy]

thank you for not caring about political correctness. It’s soo refreshing. We need more of that in the world. People are afraid to speak their minds bc of cancel culture

[@jazzprincemusic]

Chris that sounds like the perfect airplane seat partner

[@kayucci1111]

Authenticity for the win??? A’YESSSSSSSS, sweetie dude 😂😂😂😂 thank you for being you. Life rips 🤙🏻

[@xramons3465]

Even in my lowest days you can make me laugh for a bit , appreciate it dude

[@cephelapoid3466]

Hope your good bro

[@ogsleepwalker3411]

I was at the Charlotte show and 100% thought the guy rubbing his belly was just another bit. The fact that it was a genuine thing that happened makes it wayyyyy funnier.

[@extrahumble]

The belly rubbing was incredible OMG

[@anissajameson1998]

Made a shirt for my husband that says " I'm with Stupid" with a arrow that points down.. Still need to get mine that says the same thing, but pointing at his pants and walk together like Twinkies and have him on the accurate side of the arrow. Classic

[@jordanheimer774]

Made it to work, and didn't have to wait for the new ep of congratulations to drop! Thank you Chris!

[@JoshuaSmith-ls5gu]

Hair on point as per the usual

[@CleanseTheSoul]

Thank you for this episode in particular. I had to fly on a plane the other day and was freaking out, but I put this episode on and it kinda helped to calm me down. I couldn’t imagine being a touring comedian and having to fly 18 times in a week lol god bless

[@bdub22]

“People are saying he’s aged so much. That’s cuz all he’s doing is eating testicles.” 💀 😭

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

The morning just improved!

[@tabathapuckett2422]

Dude. Do we have the same brain? I miss a turn and then cry because I’m probably ugly and dumb but just until I go to xanny island.

[@TheZacharySutliff]

Such a LOL ep.

[@GKTorn.]

"kickin a ball around Sally"

[@elenahale1922]

LOVE Chris!! This is so funny!! As always!

[@swiftvixxen]

Natural flavors are bad dude. FDA loophole

[@ThePearpear3]

There’s just no one like ya Chris I love ya!!!!❤️‍🔥

[@kristinshaw5359]

Oh my god the spin out of control at minute 12-13 got me GOOD. Same father baby, same

[@slimjadeyyy]

Father baby 😂 yesss

[@cremonster]

I like the aisle seat so I don't have to make people get up when I have to pee, and if there's an emergency I can skeedaddle quickly

[@Kronikman07]

Supporting live music is for new artists. most artists start out at a small bar or something. If you go to that bar or small venue and pay to support them, it helps them get into more venues. It makes sense.

[@kermm03]

Bro the whip meet up I’m dead

[@brooksdurham8244]

Pimpin pimpin 🎉 sorry to break your hearts strong 💪 guys

[@nickpanacci3055]

If your friends are real friends, they'll roast you into oblivion for wearing transitional lenses and quickly get you back to normal lenses

[@cc-sb1is]

They're s'dorky!! hahaha

[@jamiemorris25]

I seen a man with a shirt saying 'I'm 60 and I'm ahead of you" at our local half marathon once and he was coming last 😂

[@cygnusl.a4180]

The most valuable lesson was given within the first 15 minutes... if you feel you're about to go under, reach out for help . Reach out to your resources. Now . That. Is . Called. Growth.

[@dl.tatterson]

29:50 Hilarious because last time I flew back home I wore a shirt that says "Who Cares?" on it ONLY cuz it's merch from the artist Rex Orange County and it's a great shirt. So oddly specific for him to call me out like that.

[@grwebb3]

Charlotte show was s’awesome! Praying that crowd work about the baby in the crowd makes it in the tour report 😂 thanks for coming to town!

[@gwendolynhamblin1209]

I love that you are real!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!! We all spiral sometimes 💛

[@danielles007]

Chris is absolutely getting hotter as he gets older and I’ll say it .. the tattoos are hot .. ps no disrespect to Kristin.. she’s a lucky lady

[@slimjadeyyy]

couldn’t agree more. Shoutout Kristin 👏🏽

[@chrisshorty]

Paranoid much lol! Love your honestey and the podcast!!!

[@yomomma4913]

At a Nickelback show saw a shirt that said Nickelback fan or liar? And I bought it 🤪😆

[@carlystevenson950]

That’s gotta be up there for the worst shirt 😂

[@byzantineaura]

He looks more handsome. Is it the hair?

[@slimjadeyyy]

when he said life’s not worth lemon… felt that

[@christom976]

When is the special coming out on Netflix?

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

Comments are back

[@justinsmith6805]

That felt like the most honest session chris has had. The face of utter disappointment when he found out Breaking Bad 2 wasn't real, killed him inside. That Benecio del Toro bit had me crying laughing

[@NYGRLINTN]

Hair is on point!

[@chickenbroski99]

lmao relatable train of thoughts

[@Vexius]

did lasik myself too, 14 years ago at age 20 honestly the procedure was like 5mins max? no pain at all. Only discomfortable after a day or so. Then you're a new man. I'd say do it!

[@jobethrice]

You told your Charlotte story again and all I could think about was in Knoxville when you said mints and someone woo’d 😂😂😂

[@anthonysalvatore1226]

hahahahahahah every episode so good

[@AndreiB92]

If Chris never made it as a comedian, for sure he woulda been ON TOP of the teleshopping business. Guy could sell water to a fish with that charisma!

[@southernmama9362]

Omg i freaking love u dude😂😂😂😂

[@Xaer_]

Life’s not worth 🍋

[@nutellanebula]

Stupidest shirt: the ones that say "This is my casual shirt"

[@owenoaks1400]

When he said Crystal Lake Michigan sounded like “Chris D’Lake Michigan

[@Getyoahh]

Crista Leah

[@teiece7890]

Oh, he’s talking to her. And I’m just racist. 🤣🤣🤣

[@margaritaandcheese]

Leaving a comment for the algorithm. Love you Chris (and Matt)!

[@Aries00324]

Chris absolutely losing his mind about fake BB2 is amazing 😂😂

[@brett1234]

Brilliant comedy bit. Literally lmao

[@tommygreenthumbs]

Just a nice lil comment for the algorithm. See y'all at the log cabin babies!

[@MrStylesC]

I can’t believe how suppressed this channel is. KZbin is shadowbanning this for sure

[@aamoorosee]

The creator of LASIK doesn’t even have it. Still wears glasses 😆 that’s all I needed to know 😆

[@jeffmccall7508]

I have a tank top that says "SUNS OUT GUNS OUT" !!!

[@mowchenks]

Oh my word I was gagging with that Liver King video

[@Queen_of_Missfit_Island]

Bloody Red Mad..😂

[@gioacchinodangelo426]

the guy with the crazy eye brows in the alligator movie was in the godfather part 2! i remember seeing this movie Alligator when i was a kid and no one remembers

[@jasonramirez2723]

This is like the funniest episode yet 😂😂😂😂😂

[@googleedood9721]

Liver King? More like Testicle King hHAHAHAHA

[@williamkorn7982]

Why not just wear your new glasses on plane and not have to worry about it being too bright? Good for thought. “Kicking a ball around sally”

[@R.RHigashikata]

The lose yourself remake had me cryin

[@coco-butter]

The first 15 minutes are the most Larry David moments of your life ever

[@nicholasszczepanski2141]

I’m a Mel Gibson fan now😂

[@truethehero]

Enjoying watching Chris become Theo.

[@bearfarkas1783]

He’s talking to her and I’m just racist lol

[@TheMacbandit]

I got bored too dude. But we're back dude, we're back and we're giving women more money. I love it