Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP91 - Sayonarasville

[@MichaelRyanLyrics]

To be able to sit for an hour a week just talking while constantly being funny and captivating takes such talent. Love your shit dude, keep it up

[@Inevitable-Infarct]

I could do it

[@MichaelRyanLyrics]

oh nice

[@Inevitable-Infarct]

@overthehill91 would u listen buddy

[@insignificantmortal8983]

@@Inevitable-Infarct I'd listen

[@SlyRyFry]

@@Inevitable-Infarct I'd listen but only to find more reasons to hate you

[@elaris153]

Hey Chris, just wanna say I listen to you while I'm at dialysis....thanks for helping me kill time and always making me laugh :)

[@ejshafer]

Hope you are happy and healthy my baby!!!

[@qweefnoise]

People dont know this but Chris secretly steals a little bit of my hair every night.

[@AA-jy2hj]

Bryan Callen dude i thought you were dead

[@Gunbudder]

I hope this is actually Bryan Callen, but you just aren't famous or cool enough to be verified.

[@woolymaple4335]

They have free wifi at the laundromat you're performing at tonight? Cool!

[@TrevorEst1994]

Lol true and ur shit sucks but so does this

[@bricemason3896]

You mean you secretly give him a little bit of you hair every night?

[@EAZZY24]

I can no longer listen to the podcast at the gym.. I start fucking laughing so hardt with my headphones In i look crazy

[@sabrinarene_97]

I've been doing the exact same thing lately and I caught so many looks

[@michaelegan5581]

I workout at home but my problem is, ill laugh hard enough to the point of having to put the weight down cus i cant rep it

[@Smokeyxz]

Dj juggernaut, you lift on the bus? No? Oh you just wanted to fit in cuz ya don’t lift bro? Yu lone? Ya lonely?

[@EAZZY24]

Sabrina Ren'e lol I bust out laughing every time in the middle of my set .. I can’t anymore lol

[@xmikex902x]

bigbluntsmokin101 happens to me at work, especially listening through the ten min pod. I probably look like a moron in my cube

[@TAROLEANDO]

12:56 you can hear Juan Fyre giggling. Probably not new, but new for me.

[@flantastic287]

If chris is doing a bit and you see him look off to the left and smile, Juan's laughing.

[@TAROLEANDO]

Kyle Flanarnagan yeah I've been noticing it more now that I watch the podcasts. I would mainly listen to them before. But I double dip now, cause either way they are hilarious as hell!

[@Sunsetbrunett]

Obsessed with that laugh u do of your manager

[@hdwblade]

"if everyone in the world were to fight to the death Alonzo Bowden would come in 17th" 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀

[@Greeezy]

Is using Emojis like this guy did, more cuda or s'bitch?

[@hdwblade]

@@Greeezy whoa whoa cuda bruh

[@mattmccallum9000]

janglez s’bitch

[@kjhddd6499]

@@Greeezy prob's bitch because you made it a bigger deal than it was

[@1617vll]

juan hire with the editing

[@merrittorius]

vbnyc s’slick Juan hire

[@bryanbryan6108]

@@merrittorius s’layin it on too thick

[@alyssaamercedess]

extra paper scoop THAT up

[@bobbybobob2648]

I can't stop saying "Lalala problem" in a high pitched voice whenever anyone says anything to me and everyone thinks I'm insane.

[@dereknueveuno]

Huuuh?

[@dominictrento8770]

I can’t wait for the random occasion where Chris and Shannon become friends and we can look back to this podcast as the beginning. Actually tho two dudes who constantly bring joy and laughter to my life, so them coming together is some Super Saiyan level friendship

[@HunterLikesSoda]

Haven't listened in full yet because the episode is 54 minutes long and came out 44 minutes ago s'doesn't add up, but I feel confident in telling you I love it already since I've loved the past 90. Y'animal, Chris! Keep it up

[@giacomospatola]

I shat myself when he read my tweet. Incredible.

[@Nawimgoodbreh]

Nobody cares

[@garsto9718]

I feel like each episode is 1/2 to 2/2 parts of a special. Thank you, Chris D'Elia - s'good.

[@Hairofthedog666]

"The pillows with the zipper on em"😂😂😂 flashback

[@julianaespezido-lewis4604]

SCOOP THAT UP💰💵

[@vahenazaryan8457]

Juliana Espezido-Rodriguez help I’m the innocent guy please help me

[@gattiyon]

Extra stop? don't scoop that up.

[@mikilikacheetah]

True baby listening in Tokyo ✌🏼

[@smoothred9453]

They have humor in Japan?

[@optimusbee214]

No but they have 2 u's in humour

[@smoothred9453]

@@optimusbee214 they also have fists up their asses where your from

[@optimusbee214]

But they don't have subtlety where you're from.

[@int3533]

Devil's Advocate yes and jazz

[@Cococonutt]

I was wheezing during the Tuscan part. Holy fuck! I’ll never see Tuscan the same way again.

[@jordanrosario8225]

LMAO AT THE URINAL THING!! I have been pissing at an angle and downward in urinals since I was a kid so it doesn't splash back 😂😂

[@iamthefuss934]

Uh duhhhh lololol silly folk aint doin that r cudas

[@bmbm1]

Every time he hits the cash register sample my heart skips a beat

[@vahenazaryan8457]

??

[@nightfiree1454]

Dude the little bits of editing on the video podcast make it so damn funny. Keep it up plz

[@TeacupChinese]

Anyone else like the way he says 'dude'?

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

At 10:05, that impression, I lost my shit hahahahaha xD

[@TheReal_Dom]

Hey dad thanks for coming back

[@aaronw7971]

One of the best comedians in the game 👌🏻

[@beercules3904]

Canada loves you D'Elia!

[@chrismurphy5384]

Closing in on Ep. 100. Congratulations.

[@not-eh-bot]

Canadian here: the picture you showed at 7:00 is molson theatre in Toronto, not Vancouver. Just wanted to inform you of this politely. Take care!

[@traviskirian2780]

Mitch C thanks for the correction, you truly saved the podcast.

[@supernatural653]

Hard Rock Theatre in Coquitlam .. not Vancouver

[@not-eh-bot]

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[@deni6943]

I want a donut.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

thanks. now resume being cold and bored up there above the border.

[@itsTodd]

Dude the way he laughs when he uses the cash sound effect kills me

[@Jor_toons]

waited for video. love it when they come out at same time as podcast tho

[@FeyCopse]

The gentle guitar riffing in the song at the end... would ya Change It? S'emotional

[@drearmouse9510]

I swear, some of these are like straight up brand new fresh specials. Fuckin hilarious.

[@drearmouse9510]

"Babies standin up always look like they're bustin a nut cause they can't stand still." HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. holy fuck. Couldn't breath on that one.

[@reelfishingnw2372]

I'm devastated that I missed the show here in Portland.

[@Greeezy]

You know, after 91 of these, Chris shows just how raw and real he actually is. I mean, the guy doesn't even have a nick name. Fuckin incredible.

[@listentothedead]

I was driving home and heard someone on the radio say my "My babies". I knew what I had to do when I got home.

[@yukmoutb5885]

i know you probably dont read this but throwing pillows like a boomerang across the room is almost a family tradition over here.

[@Gunbudder]

does anyone else like his podcast more than his stand up?

[@RUUBENx121899]

imagine as an adult you get a shit ton of pillows to drop over your bro now, nostalgic & effective for a bigger little brother lol

[@mikedome9475]

Hilarious chill episode, Chris!

[@imedguida2219]

I'm from Tunisia and i'm talaqing while watching

[@sarahabassi9786]

S'another Tunisian baby 😍

[@switchcut5353]

hahaha I love the story of you fucking with your manager and his laugh

[@dzfromdetroit2840]

I just realized that clip is from Paid n Full when he gets the call that his girl going into labor n kermit the frog looking ass sets him up hahah awesome

[@slimpolobigfacts1955]

Went to Mexico for a bachelor party with ten guys and I was the only person with out my passport and we where sneaking a illegal friends back I and back out lol man it was such a great time lol!! Man what a great story !

[@michaelpurpuro1045]

I think the passport into Tuscan chicken story might be some of my favorite shit ever

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

44:30 with the dog lipstick comment hahahahahahahaha xD

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

"Guess what? we ate it bitch." LMFAO xD

[@lf2nd705]

Dude i had no idea you had a podcast til today

[@silasberkson795]

Would be DOPE if you came to Iowa sometime.

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

OMFG the shit in the urinal hahahahahaha lmfao xD

[@stevefluty2539]

42:00 did somebody draw you?😂

[@brucestuff]

I think a Darth Vader statue behind you would be annoyingly cool

[@robbysingh8111]

What is that song at the end that plays during the outro?

[@anarkitti]

4:34 "I'll do it" ok Michael Caine.

[@Jor_toons]

read this comment as he said it wtf

[@Imbouttabust1312]

Why isn't it uploaded on Google Play Music?!

[@jordana8306]

the bit about skip being racist over the "huh" was so funny. s'true

[@whitehammer3483]

What's the song at the end babies?

[@haykkrikorian1421]

Please invite your tour manager, I would love to hear him laugh XD

[@paigeduffin4420]

Was that a subtle diss at Jim Gaffigan at 21:29??? The voice he used was a SPOT-ON impression and I'd love to know if that was done consciously

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@Greeezy]

You should be an elder for your comment string.

[@eden2esthar]

@@Greeezy I posted the same comment on every single episode and I'm crossing my fingers hoping that him or Juan fyre will notice

[@iamthefuss934]

Htown !!!!!! All hail the one n only true daddy!

[@Greeezy]

@@eden2esthar your dedication is impressive. I always see your comment and laugh, cheers man!

[@eden2esthar]

@@Greeezy thank you fellow true baby

[@geronimoventi6914]

You should get a foot pedal for the dollar sign screen swipe.

[@keylay9453]

45:52, joke's on you tough guy, I sit when I pee

[@Asianpower648]

26:14 the sigh she makes 7 seconds after saying "she's just tired."

[@StackRunItUp]

32:05 I swear to go d said “her name is definitely rebekah” in my head

[@DadAKABrian]

8:35 flexin those triceps

[@MannyRocks85]

Your friend is so lucky, they let him go through.

[@amanjohal1338]

Still hitting my brother with pillows and I'm almost 30.

[@iamthefuss934]

Fuck him up

[@gabbydelmonte1404]

Best one yet. Shit had me rolling at work.

[@Urmomsstockings]

Can you please have an ep where you just watch home videos of you and your brother

[@3milmusicofficial]

CHRIIIISSSSS CMON man! Just kidding with the start... u good have a great day

[@DaSimsNetwork]

Canada loves you too baby!

[@dpromo5446]

This shit is podcast gold

[@leo-3r]

WOW WOWWOW WOWWW finally congratulations is up!!!

[@theskiesthelimit2]

Just FYI, its not "EFTS" its "ETF's" as in multiple ETF's. If you're gonna be scooping up that paper, you gotta get educated.

[@robertjmwilson1]

"Daddy is Ron Burgundy?"

[@jertymorales5441]

Is the Tuscan sun a good movie? Just asking for a friend

[@ssenseaddict]

Wat is the song at the end tho

[@nv3831]

ding dong by bing bong

[@lf2nd705]

I feel congratulated

[@iamthefuss934]

Congratulations!!

[@sageisrage]

I don’t understand dislikes on this app. Just stop watching it lol

[@mynameiskyleabent]

The realest podcast in the room. I cant listen to Joe, theo, joey, Bobby, brian, schaub. Chris just has this philosophy about him. I'm all in.

[@asdflma0]

if you cant listen to all those dudes i feel sorry for you

[@iamthefuss934]

Pretty sure this is the only podcast in that room lolol justtttt sayinnnnnnn.

[@mattmccallum9000]

David Higgins the avengers of comedy podcast

[@WoahthereIan]

Where are you? ... Guatemala?

[@AlisterTate]

Look at this shit. 16:18, chris takes a picture of a screen to send to his friend to roast him. Now, normally, I'd tease chris for doing this, but seeing as how he's not in control of the screen, so he can't screenshot it himself, and the guy who is in control of the screen just sat there and watched him do this without even screengrabbing it for him, ee-HEEEEEHHHHHHHHH, JUAN FIRE. DON'T EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO FIRE. CUZ MM'BABY. BUT, JUAN FIRE.

[@branexotic8822]

Well, We are all still waiting.... some of us more patient than others... just come back dude...

[@puffythefam4225]

Longest sandwich story ever. 🤣🤣🤣 almost forgot why I listen to the podcast then, he hit me with the "I ate you're sandwich, you fat mother fucker."🤣🤣🤣

[@hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109]

Cool story brother

[@Smokeyxz]

Because I fucking, you know what I mean? Hahaha “you’re not saying anything!”

[@dewymessiah_8355]

9:00 Remember this for ep 156 reference

[@Hell_Inc]

it's pretty much impossible to listen to this podcast in public without looking like a complete maniac laughing your ass off. Chris' game can only be compared to Burr's. The rest are miles behind

[@thedude8254]

I would have thought that Chris would be the LAST person to use a shoe string as a belt😐

[@Nawimgoodbreh]

Why not do ads at the end?? That way we don’t have to sit through that but you’re still advertising it

[@Thisisrob]

13:36 I'm fuckkkkkkkin Smiiiiiiiiiiilin

[@sharkbiscuit8109]

Is papa using a freakin shoelace as a belt? S'matter with ya? Come on dude

[@iamthefuss934]

S'cheaper. Dunno. S'daddy so s'kay

[@hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109]

How original

[@metamycology]

lol i live in vancouver washington, they call it "The couve"

[@joshuamullaney195]

"air, you fuck up" 14:34

[@Nathaniel066]

Ivan Getsridov is that how you spell it? Or is it Get rid of?

[@julesanderson2083]

Pls do more of you're tour guy

[@icescroatman]

Chris Cude in the Stude

[@smoothred9453]

True baby here from the Moon

[@Westcoaststyling]

I'm not even from AZ and knew right away he was saying it wrong

[@Greeezy]

Uh oh

[@kynobu5976]

Couvey 🇨🇦

[@TimeGallon]

3:02 Then Bryan Callen is the funniest person on the planet. Mathematically speaking.