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@MrChoobsabre5 күн бұрын
On sundays we watch lifeline, and the rest is just details
@SupergoodStudios5 күн бұрын
True
@etzahi165 күн бұрын
You damn right!
@hyperbaroque5 күн бұрын
There's Life and there's LifeLine. ❤
@HayesR.J.5 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@cassandradeakin4 күн бұрын
Quality call back sir
@mkwilson385 күн бұрын
We got a “packing it up” this episode!!! One of my FAV things Chris does ❤
@teiece78905 күн бұрын
Broooo when Matt goes in on Chris its so funny I fucking lose it 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheThirdNight2 күн бұрын
To me it sometimes seems like it’s coming from a resentful jealous place, for example when Chris was talking about the city in his mind, you could tell he was genuine about it, but then Matt makes it seem like he’s crazy for it and it’s all just nothing. It just really bothers me because I can tell Kris is being real in that moment, but then Matt doesn’t really acknowledge it back just dismisses it. But it makes me irritated Matt acted like that because I understand what Chris was saying.
@bryanbryan61082 күн бұрын
Canadian Brad
@bryanbryan61082 күн бұрын
@@TheThirdNights’deeper. Y’know? 😂
@GoingNorthObvКүн бұрын
@@TheThirdNight He's hamming that up, dude.. Obviously. He knows he's not out of his actual mind. How can you be this bad at picking up signs? Hahah.. But I do believe Matt is a guy that has been told he's been smart by dumb people, so he thinks he knows shit he knows nothing about at times.
@tltalkz5 күн бұрын
Chris looks so much like his dad in this episode holy shit lol
@burtswayze5 күн бұрын
Dude he posted on ig this day and i replied “BILL???”
@bryanbryan610812 сағат бұрын
Just saying it because he is wearing glasses
@trevorforrest3525 күн бұрын
Holy shit dude, everytime he does the "pack it up" bit, I fuckin lose it lol 34:01 That should be made into new merch for sure. Bing Bong aannnnd Tee!
@OkayContent5 күн бұрын
Saaaaame, he should do a line of tote bags that say “pack it up” or something
@seankoons20235 күн бұрын
Lmao yes bro. Everytime that pack it up bit kills me
@DonnieDorko4775 күн бұрын
10000000% funniest thing he does by far. I think I have screen recordings of every time he does it. Someone has to make a compilation.
@OkayContent5 күн бұрын
@@DonnieDorko477 oh shoot! how can you hook me up? I’ll put them in my next one!
@OkayContent5 күн бұрын
@ i’m on it, where can i get those screen recordings? 👀🙏
@lukecouzens39465 күн бұрын
The first 9 minutes of this episode are ABSOLUTE SOLID FUCKING GOLD 🤣😂🤣
@loustandards28275 күн бұрын
Bro succincntly describes a madcap romp
@talesfromthemidwest5 күн бұрын
Matt might not be in the city in Chris's head, but Chris's city is DEFINITELY in Matt's head.
@OkayContent5 күн бұрын
Everyone absolutely firing on all syllables(/cylinders) this episode, i’ve got a lotta compilation material
@yansmith95625 күн бұрын
Can't wait for your next upload! 😊
@OkayContent5 күн бұрын
@ thank you!!! Lifeline comp 3 is next up! 😁
@MrChoobsabre5 күн бұрын
Much love 🙏
@joshbisig5 күн бұрын
Chris hit the 45 min mark at 07:00
@asdf222225 күн бұрын
accurate 😂
@wyattamick5 күн бұрын
Sundays fucking rip dude please never stop doing this podcast ❤️
@josejimenez1814 күн бұрын
23:19 literally the best no nonsense advice that’s ever given in the show, so straightforward and simple. Way to go Chris
@katiedub12285 күн бұрын
Every Sunday when I wake up and think “what day is it? Oh yeah, it’s Sunday. Sunday is for Lifeline! Yesssss!” Life is worth living the most on Sunday & in Texas we pronounce Amarillo like it rhymes with pillow
@etzahi165 күн бұрын
This is my favorite podcast ever!!! According to KZbin, i watched 2,500 minutes of this in 2024 😆 Thank you for the laughs ❤
@anubislee365 күн бұрын
Chris looks soooo much like his dad in this ep
@hoff_steady5 күн бұрын
Matt's first "Wahoo!" was insanely timeless
@tuesgayy5 күн бұрын
Matt is literally GOD I love him so much omggggg
@janelles37835 күн бұрын
Lol! Plasma Ball. That's the electric thing. Also, Matt, just saying "you've said NOTHING" 😂😂😂❤❤❤
@aje0115 күн бұрын
Anyone else can’t help from cracking up once Marco starts laughing? Hahaha
@MrOiManDudeGuy5 күн бұрын
Good episode boys. You two never fail to brighten up my Sundays, no matter how sunny or rainy they may be
@veronicaerickson70815 күн бұрын
3 minutes after posting time is my new record eeeeeyessss dude
@seankoons20235 күн бұрын
40:05 “Thanks this is under a minute”
@LouiDali2 күн бұрын
thats the creepiest submission ever 😅
@danehixson97465 күн бұрын
Best podcast I’ve found. For reals. Open, honest, and a hilarious brotherly dynamic 💪💪💪.
@73namaste16 сағат бұрын
7:17 the unbothered look on Matt’s face during the faux trumpet solo… perfection
@agoosoriano9035 күн бұрын
Listening on Spotify and the farts segment when Chris goes “The timing of that..” then immediately went to an ad was pretty funny
@Mikol_Billy5 күн бұрын
“He’s 4 so-“ God Calvin is FOUR?! 😭
@Number-sp4jw5 күн бұрын
Chris’s singing always, always gets me😂
@stephanieteixeira26013 күн бұрын
Matt I love how you use the word Idot..its so great. Idiot is such a great word without being mean.
@rondoespsych5901Күн бұрын
Watched this the other day, and wake up today wanting to rewatch "caution bitch, u gonna need some caution bitch," part ...please help Edit: found it! 57:37
@RizonielTV5 күн бұрын
HAPPY SUNDAAAAAAYYYYYY
@SevA-p7z4 күн бұрын
For the beauty who is in love with the UPS guy. Just say the first thing that comes to your mind. The mere fact that you are talking to him and you don't have to will let him know you're interested. If he doesn't get it at the moment, he will realize it later when he's walking to his car or something. Trust me no one talks to guys, ever...
@pixelfacekillah4 күн бұрын
To the girl with the delivery driver crush. Notice some details about him. See what he drinks...water, energy drink etc. Have a drink ready for him next time he arrives. It will be a good convo starter without being super desperate. It's a nice gesture.
@jhall9005 күн бұрын
FOR once I’m on Chris’s side when it comes to advices… with you Chris maybe I’m a flirt.. eye contact and reading the room is crazy. Wink😮
@tobiasbruck70195 күн бұрын
3:50 So what was the fix for that?
@tuesgayy5 күн бұрын
Frrr wth
@Cupotee3 күн бұрын
Ya we need to know
@giri.goyo_yt5 күн бұрын
"Circular Motion On The Driver's Side Of Your Window" - alternate title. 😂 ❤ Chris.
@zenshen15675 күн бұрын
8:21 Damn Chris, thanks for the six pack 🤣
@britt_nic0le135 күн бұрын
Matt always being so sweet to the dogs >>>>. Most empathetic persss.
@kadelu11374 күн бұрын
Absolutely took chris to dennys with the "thinks about guys all the time" 😂😂😂❤
@lstewart75793 күн бұрын
It’s funny that Chris says he never listens to music but he knows random facts about music… he must me messin with us
@Jonglohn4 күн бұрын
The gay callbacks this whole episode were funny as fuck but when he talked about thinking about Steve Guttenberg and Matt goes, “gay” I LOST it.
@HunterLikesSoda5 күн бұрын
Matt has a point, Chris literally never shuts up
@funnydonor94845 күн бұрын
I love that Jay-Z song: blink blink blink… blink blink blink blink!!
@jhall9005 күн бұрын
26:15 This is the sway my little sister and bf talks to me, Matt doesn’t fully understand, Chris I’m with you only because I’m working therapy through my own mental shit.. that was pretty Deep to air. I love both of you and we both sides, that’s wild
@CR_225 күн бұрын
KZbin must’ve said “y’all got 9 minutes to pitch this show”, make it count. 👏😂
@jamesrburns883 күн бұрын
👀 Every UPS driver, including me, pullin over to check video to see if we recognize the lady in the first submission...😂😂😅
@TAStormChasing5 күн бұрын
We're back baby! Getting a lime green ghini!
@SydtheKid-w1t5 күн бұрын
The first 9 minutes are the hardest I have laughed in weeks. Holy shit 😂
@baddcheeta.5 күн бұрын
30:28ehhh s’a stud
@clairvoyant_af5 күн бұрын
@40:05 he said “thanks, this is under a minute” referring to his own video submission 😂
@brysonjamison33885 күн бұрын
20:19 take Chris’s coffee away
@CR_224 күн бұрын
Haters be like: the intro is getting us prepared for Chris’s dark thoughts 😂 as it fades to black
@Mr.Folgers30005 күн бұрын
😂 If you still haven't seen Baby Driver, don't let Matt stop you ahaha. Give it a chance you'll more than likely end up liking it. Unless you're an alien that doesn't like music 🤣
@robertmendiolajr.80795 күн бұрын
15:37 "I'll go the front way" is diabolical
@colleengutierrez18765 күн бұрын
Imagine the horror on Sylvester Stalone's face if he comes across this video. 😂😂😂 Priceless.
@kadelu11375 күн бұрын
Matt definitely hurt my feelings when he didn't go with the town in Chris's head 😂😂😂😂
@countslick29244 күн бұрын
“I’ll isolate it, and uh, boost it” “DORK!”
@racheller87535 күн бұрын
33:57 Just watched the movie subservient and now I'm back, Chris was right the guy is gorgeous!
@denisefigueroa77612 күн бұрын
40:06 The last thing he said was, “Thanks. This is under a minute.”
@mayes1mike3 күн бұрын
Banger of an episode
@lakerspackers114 күн бұрын
Don’t ever disrespect the memory of Kobe or make light of his demise!!
@seewendy15 күн бұрын
I bought a $50 T-shirt once for myself my husband borrowed it immediately stained it, but it became his favorite shirt one day when I was doing laundry, I accidentally put it in our older son clothes and now it’s his favorite shirt. 😂😂 it’s all holy and stained, but they love it. And I’m still upset that they took it. 😅
@0005795613 сағат бұрын
Best show ever
@patwilliams73625 күн бұрын
I dig the Weekend at Bernie's look.
@Walkerofpaths5 күн бұрын
Love the License to Drive reference 😅
@jofohollywood5 күн бұрын
I almost signed up for Matt's patreon but then didn't when it said Join For Free cuz that sentence scares me EH S'deeper!!
@tuesgayy5 күн бұрын
Weirdo
@CR_225 күн бұрын
26:15 it actually is explosive but also sometimes you just gotta splurt 😂
@nicksantana12784 күн бұрын
shout out to you guys for mentioning BIG L !!
@SevA-p7z4 күн бұрын
Bro, Matt needs to hang with the bros more. You don't do that at all with the work reference. He's your buddy, you've known him the longest, what's the worst that could happen if he messes up? Your reference reputation will be tarnished? come on Matt, do better bro. His buddy might be at his lowest point and he's reaching out to a friend from decades ago so you know he's at a low point. Just do your part and don't think more of it.
@thefutureisrobot4 күн бұрын
100%
@funkybrekfst4 күн бұрын
"Hey siri, definition of unhinged" @7:00
@mattclarkphotography4 күн бұрын
Damn, looks like Sylvester Stallone escaped the town square and rubbed up against Chris's hoodie.
@spencerpeppers4185 күн бұрын
Clit head 😂😂
@makagallinger4 күн бұрын
Matt is weekend at Bernie's, ya know 😁
@noahmiller49534 күн бұрын
Matt at 44 mins in. Goodwill salesman
@knoctrnl2 күн бұрын
51:50 "The ethics of uh.. business can be summarized in uh.."
@DravenCruz-u8o5 күн бұрын
Oh no! New episode of lifeline……… fresh out of fear.
@Simsimma333 күн бұрын
Hi Charliesss!!!!!!
@Rblynn664 күн бұрын
Santa Barbara or Santa Rosa???? 0:32
@baddcheeta.5 күн бұрын
10:42 in a psychiatric ward 😂
@HUSHMONEYBAND5 күн бұрын
Matt’s cranky as fuck this episode haha
@777-Shana5 күн бұрын
I was expecting so many comments about this lol. I feel like his crankiness makes chris’ antics so much funnier 🤣🤣😂
@davidchelepyan52335 күн бұрын
Everyone is a prisoner of their own thoughts.
@yaipr12pr405 күн бұрын
Matt's shirt looks like somebody roughed him up outside for wearing the dangly earring
@odin13113 күн бұрын
22:30 dude said Junior High High School and then said stake instead of state and I will not forget that
@brittanyparsons28644 күн бұрын
Omg i love charlie!
@AshtynBrooks-b1l5 күн бұрын
LONG LIVE LIFELINE 🧠💬💙📞
@michalx58125 күн бұрын
Dudes! The weird guy is someone who masked himself with Jim Parsons AI face! I'm so surprised that you did not see it!!!
@ashleighwalton263 күн бұрын
Matt has been so sick of Chris’ shit recently and it’s hilarious😂
@Dmg6um5 күн бұрын
I think the first group jay tapped with may have been the fu schnickens? He used to rap quick and then heard nas and changed his style for reasonable doubt
@RickyResells5 күн бұрын
I might as well be early for something in my life
@spartan_warrior59275 күн бұрын
Chris is dressed like a hip college professor. Community college.
@FaivNoelle2 күн бұрын
Pause and take look at Chris's face at 16:45
@OtherPeoplesMoneyy5 күн бұрын
MattGetASmallerShirt!
@NickKieckerКүн бұрын
Best episode there I said 😂
@gabrielleyoung10975 күн бұрын
25:48 hahaha damn
@trishm1425 күн бұрын
27:12 😂😂😂😭
@MatthewM7704 күн бұрын
THe first 10 mins of this song are DEFINITELY demonetized after the 80's songs!
@trishm1425 күн бұрын
1:01:19 agree with Matt! That movie sucks. What a rip off “Driver” with Ryan Gosling! Now that’s a great movie
@Jennifer-i3b9q5 күн бұрын
"Thanks, this is under a minute."
@brandonhooper373 күн бұрын
Jay-z actually did an album with linkin park. 😂
@christopherphillips18835 күн бұрын
Matt, I think you were thinking of dr dre, not jay z. The group was called wreckin crew, and the album cover looks zesty af.