Unadulterated Excalibur Rage (386) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

New dates announced! Let's go! chrisdelia.com/tour

[@lancertreepuffer]

I collect comics, what do ya got?

[@jan2351]

I’m so glad you addressed the absolute insane comments on your instagram post. It’s probably crossed my mind 4x/day since and I get the “what’s a condom?” look. I hope you’ll keep us posted on the comic books and your parents.

[@l.l.l8606]

Chris.. Try get stem cells injection into your shoulder. Expensive, but great results

[@sagebrushshed]

“Make good art, build good buildings, make good meals, walk around Say hi how ya doin.” The log cabin going to be so chill.

[@SuperVolsung]

y'know sh*ts for real when Chris busts out the snake hand

[@ColorfulMindedGoat]

🫲🏻🐍🫱🏻

[@molinasummers43]

😂😂😂

[@pradleybee7828]

“Pack it up” 😂 gets me every time lol

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

🤣

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

SAME

[@angelikavanian]

the bestttt

[@BenniTroll]

my favorite part of every ep is the intro "for some reason" when reading the tour dates😂

[@cc-sb1is]

"Duluth.... for some reason."

[@SimonaLisaBuRR]

Jupiter.. for some reason 😂

[@SpookyFoxyMulder]

Stop the cap

[@fambamfunnyvideosyabut8282]

Can’t lie Kristen‘s little giggle about the Keanu Reeves joke had me laughing so hard

[@evantolle8851]

Fuck everyone who got their panties in a twist over the Miata🤣 it’s objectively the easiest car to make fun of, especially when a bro makes it his track car💀💀

[@GinniBjones]

Something as simple as “oh, he’s purple.” Made my fucking day. God so funny. Speedy recovery to Gordon ❤

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

Chris being friends with Fred Durst makes so much sense. 😂

[@GKTorn.]

GD dude, every now and then the Renner juuust gets me.

[@havenutley8632]

Gets me every fuckin time 💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@thatguy9807]

It's my birthday m'babies! Gonna have a listen and get this money! No days off, let's get after it. Let's go.

[@Commandercooll]

🎉 Happy birthday dude 🤘

[@Jukelikesgames]

Fuck yea, you’re locked in. Happy Birthday man 🎂

[@andrewpalomares40]

Happy birthday dude! You sound absolutely LOCKED IN!🦏

[@greymaynard3551]

Where is this so called "money" to get?

[@PhilVG]

Gonna get this nuts too, happy birthday

[@Commandercooll]

Here for a silly goose time

[@boombaplover1524]

And that’s it

[@joelm6631]

Sorry, not this episode

[@MSUParker]

This is the first time in years upon years that I have truly become a true baby. I have had many things happen in my life very very recently, and all at once (YAYYYY) that has caused me pure unadulterated Excalibur levels of rage. But as I have somewhat calmed down from these experiences all I can really express is that life rips. Thank you Chris and to all the true babies reading.

[@k.turpin1795]

So comforting to come back after about a year and a half and the Jeremy Renner bit is still going strong

[@bugzy510_]

She peaked in high school & it shows 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheeBeardedBard]

Best way to start any morning.

[@zburkst2928]

11:40 I LOVE when the breathe in breathe out bit happens

[@jordanheimer774]

Work will be ok now.

[@PhillDC]

Pack it up, he’s in the beans, he’s below the 7 layer, pack it up…

[@drew92gill]

Watching Chris become conservative is amazing

[@CartyCreative]

I dont understand people who say they are fans of Chris and love when he makes fun of things and people. And then as soon as it’s about something they like, they lose their shit. Dude he’s JOKING. He doesn’t actually give a shit, even if he kind of believes the baseline of the joke. He makes fun of shit I like, and its funny. Chris does shit that he himself has made fun of. Just laugh at yourself a bit and move on. It’s just a silly goose time.

[@jofohollywood]

John Goodman's Flinstones movie is gonna have a second wind, trust me!

[@pizzlepayne91]

Alabama in October is absolutely going to be hot still. the south's seasons arent what they used to be these days.

[@wareagle_4629]

Yeah it’s still in the 90’s in October especially Mobile

[@brianmarquez2819]

Unadulterated Excalibur Rage 30:56

[@michaelallen6946]

I love it when he reads the random cities he's touring and says...."Treestump, Minnesota, for some reason" 😂

[@BonoTheManShow]

I didn’t know I liked it until you mentioned it

[@Inmotionplays]

Love the pod man 👏

[@matthewskinner8093]

15:05 best drive-by he’s ever done

[@jaredburke9445]

Probably the best ad for I saw the TV glow

[@nutellanebula]

"I couldn't find a care" is like a little kid's version of "I don't give a s****" 😂😂😂

[@mr1rottenapple]

"all outa fucks" is my go to

[@CR_22]

Rick “I want your mom” Flair 😂

[@lancertreepuffer]

27:10 ahhh when we look back in 20 years and remember 2024, when feelings overtook facts🤦‍♂️😆

[@11valdano]

20? If you let the degenerates do what they want, your country's going to shit sooner. Just like Weimar.

[@anthonyesposito5561]

"So trans, you're in trouble just looking at her" had me dying 😂

[@yuutuubedan]

Man i always start the show with a straight face and its only a matter of time until im fucking laughing and smiling. Thank you man 😂

[@Shark_In_The_Box]

gary payton splurting in orlando lol. playing scott skiles. had me dying :)

[@Jukelikesgames]

Chris show Nor Cal some love! Come to Santa Rosa 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@spartansartain]

Alabamian here, it’s gonna be hot in October still 🤣

[@saltandpepper986]

12:32 how he said “sports memorabilia” at 3x speed just to keep up with his own rapid thoughts 🕺🏿

[@WingingHeart]

Life rips, hopefully can see you in Dallas again!

[@bogdanshevchenko]

100% on Chris's side regarding track numbers

[@trustink465]

David Amerman is "12 pack" from the show I love New York! I was going crazy trying to figure out where I knew him from.

[@legiN_makez]

theres people who say they dont give a fuck, and then theres steve-o

[@chasejohnson1718]

I was having a conversation with my girlfriend last week about how car guys are dorky… and here we are.. they are the guy version of swifties. You make a negative comment about anything related, and they attack. Lollll ok now let’s hear it

[@Jleon1983]

I got sciatica really bad and I get the nerve pain. S'insecure

[@filippagafonov9121]

Bro looking forward to seeing you in New Zealand!

[@Stefanya-y6c]

You inspire me. I’m more impromptu. Crowd work. Vestealios your girl. ! 😂😂😂😂

[@MrNiceguyofficial]

im getting wrist surgery this fall but im going on my first vacation with my half year old son in two days so its all good

[@REfanforlife]

it’s THE congargulations podcast and it’s UNADALCHURED 😂

[@doodahman2995]

90s sports players bits are my favorites 😂😂

[@robertjchoi5012]

we're the same age and my eyes do that too

[@zachoeryedwards]

The way she said nerds I'm pretty sure I'm in love. ❤

[@dougfreshly]

11:40 Matt's version is slightly greater than yours from that one episode on lifeline 😅

[@Stefanya-y6c]

I lost it at the hospital gift shop. I’m diabetic. Not fat at all. I left my crackers on the counter. I went back and she said that I didn’t. OKAY. I compared the receipts and said see they were 4 dollars. Did you put them back on the shelf. She was huge couldn’t even breathe. She said no. “I’m going to call security” I was like in my head wtf? I said on yourself because you inhaled my crackers? If I looked like you I wouldn’t leave my house. She said then why did you? Ummmm…. She ain’t been near a mirror in a very long time. I went to the cafeteria and got a banana and a coffee! Much better snack! When I walked by the gift shop, I couldn’t control my face🥸 I YELLED MY 600 POUND LIFE! 😂😂😂😂 I am working on getting a gig a Boston Laughs. I’m not usually mean like that. It felt good and that bothers NOT!

[@Cullen..]

I’m here for the REALEST goose time! “Stop the Cap!”

[@eteam4541]

Dude has the number 18 on his Miata 😅😂😅 Chris I think that's fluckin hilarious😅😂

[@CallMeTony_SB]

That cancellation really put a toll on Chris huh? The bank account might not be dentless, but...

[@qvhonyburner]

time to let chirs fill my head wit knowledge (pause)

[@juniorcpa6567]

McAllen, TX to Beaumont, TX? You are going to hate that ride.

[@cludolph83]

Bro. I had that shoulder pain felt like someone sticking a knife from the inside out. Turned 40 and had prove I could do a pull-up. And 8 months later it’s all good (cue the hawk eye music).

[@jan2351]

3:05 I’m gonna be hearing that in my dreams tonight

[@rileyshaffer]

Definitely hype for you to come to Bama

[@robertflood3007]

50:53 Chris is fully in the beans

[@chrisloreno2761]

@supergoodstudios Used to have the worst left shoulder pain of all time from lifting weights for 15+ years. Saw physiotherapists, massage therapists, etc. only thing that worked - hanging on a chin up bar (one handed if you can eventually) for a few minutes a day. Fuck yeah, got outta that one!

[@WhiZsKeRs]

Anyone else yelling at their phone to Chris about the videos of the literal human airbags that they make for old people?

[@RJ-01]

Bro has a number on his neck, talking about a car

[@SCHWOPPOS]

Anthony Edwards is the next big star in the NBA. Saying he isn’t big is like saying Matt Rife isn’t big. He blew up this past year

[@nicholasszczepanski2141]

Chris please watch the hallmark movie about cheese on peacock its hilarious 😭

[@curtis2439]

Hope your shoulder gets better homie! Try Athlean-x rotator cuff exercises.

[@jumpboys1408]

Hey Chris, can you name EVEN MORE dates?? Love that shit

[@addie1496]

I feel like the girl griping about "the nerds" is literally the female version of Chris D'Elia.

[@collinkeahey1]

Can you believe you still do the Jeremy Renner tune?

[@Rusty-Halloween]

Please make "Everyone Needs To Chill" your new merch line

[@MH-gl4jx]

How come you and Fred dont kick it no more?

[@ironBongo]

I'll see you in Thunder Bay Sept. 21! LIFE RIPS!

[@melissasalsbury4705]

I wiped out on my bicycle twice. That front right forhead has got some DENTS.😊

[@agtsmith6798]

Couldn’t agree more about Miatas, convertibles, and numbers on cars.

[@C.A.D.]

Chris is so insecure about not being a hateful person but wanting to be 💀 Jesus

[@psychedelicgem]

Sux chris is like canceled for stuff and he's not in jail

[@psychedelicgem]

I want to see him and harland williams

[@TophoriMusic]

Painted Nails so CUDA never thought I would lose respect so quickly.

[@ladythoughtiana]

the miata thing wasnt people being sensitive, its was your audience calling you out for being a hack

[@odin1311]

Thunder Bay is crazy dude dont go will it even sell out?

[@approximateknowledge5577]

There is so little that happens over there, they were lucky to have him ;p in a way, I respect that he does these random places.

[@patwilliams7362]

Got a guy who has 26 on his car in our apartment complex for weeks....y cuda

[@Itzboss101]

Bro, Anthony Edward's is a big nba star at the moment.

[@rajvirsingh2272]

Damn what happened I remember this podcast used to get 100k plus views? Like not too long ago either. Even the older videos look like they have views deleted or something

[@Xpzilla]

Hey Chris love ya, change the way these episodes start. The first few minutes of these are important and the tour dates are eh's'boring and gonna turn off new viewers.

[@bretbloom834]

He said no

[@jerryjacinto2009]

Eh’s’skip forward

[@Xpzilla]

@@jerryjacinto2009 Changing it would help the cult grow. Guarantee a portion of new viewers click off when the tour dates start cause they don’t know how entertaining the show can get. S’bad intro.

[@Xpzilla]

@@bretbloom834 He’s said before he isn’t satisfied with the numbers. He should change it if he wants to grow.

[@goatdgaf5582]

Shut up

[@wareagle_4629]

The way he says mobile is crazy

[@MapleBar777]

Torrance is like 30 minutes south of you. How do you not know that? South Bay, dude. Right next to Redondo, Hermosa, and Manhattan.

[@bigheff517]

Chris only knowing athletes from the 80s and 90s 😂

[@CR_22]

Whatever you have is not a CGC 10 that’s diamond ain’t nobody got that 😂

[@ASHsor]

55:50 failing at trying to make Ric look uncool.

[@trishm142]

27:45 yesssss 🙌🏼🫶🏼

[@cc-sb1is]

I am a loser. I already commented about "unadultered" (it has been corrected in the title), but CHRIS, the word is "vitriol", not "vitrol." I understand confusing words, though. I am a grammer N (n-word) and I cannot help it, even after shock therapy. hahaha, so I MUST correct all errors of strangers that don't affect my life whatsoever.

[@marc_df]

Locked. In.

[@maynardtrendle820]

I'll make whatever sounds with my mouth, or with my texts, that I want to. As long as I'm not threatening anyone, I can say anything. I'm not sitting in a third grade classroom, with a teacher leaning over me. I'm just as free as you, and I couldn't care less about the color of someone's skin- but I'll call a person like I see them. Based on character.

[@ryanro4329]

Bro the NBA references are crazy for someone that doesn’t “like sports”. 🧐

[@B_uttcrumbs]

Dad died early.

[@darkgedi]

whioopsie daisied in a piece, y'know?

[@CH0MP4]

ahaha chris makes me laugh so hard i feel like i'm watching porn

[@knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85]

lol same

[@MichaelJL-me1cr]

What happened to the st.Louis show??

[@TeHUnreaL]

“Miata (me oughta) get a real car”

[@Stefanya-y6c]

Someone heisted Judy Garland’s red slippers from the Wizard of Oz STOLEN. Idiot cannot even make bank!