Crapola (with guest Matt D'Elia) (133) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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On today's show, Chris and Matt talk family, Police Academy, Quentin Tarantino, Kuffs, Paul Reiser, Christian Slater, Steve Guttenberg, and Matt's new podcast, Matt D'Elia is Confused, which you can subscribe to here: apple.co/2MaKvG6
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[@dancinggold17]

Why do they look like they're waiting on mama bird to feed them?

[@heyyou209]

☺️☺️☺️

[@Chameleon_daddi]

😂

[@Smileyson58]

They just got that cuda look

[@carson911]

DEAD

[@AlpaccaOrIllSmackYa]

GOT EEEEM

[@MnMslimShady8]

I love that the only guest he'll have on the show is another him...u cant even tell he has a guest on if or not watchin the video

[@GreyFoxling]

Liam Tice & his bestie Theo :)

[@roseghosty4941]

Best thing I ever read

[@thomasmills6634]

S'true

[@Dronax]

S'narcistc

[@brianlewis1372]

He has more fun alone it seems.

[@marmalooski]

Your brother looks like you dressed up in a disguise to ask people on the street what they think of Chris Delia

[@bigsweep3603]

Your

[@marmalooski]

Joey Bananas thanks Joey you’re a life saver 😓

[@bigsweep3603]

Danielle Sandler Just lookin out for m’fellow babies

[@marmalooski]

Joey Bananas s’noble

[@chris092183]

@@marmalooski *Chernobyl

[@ToadalSimplicity]

These guys should put out a separate podcast called D'Elightful. Love these duo-casts

[@dontworrywelltalkitout9625]

RB what a great title

[@EliBrigante]

wow this should have more likes

[@drewstaples9648]

Wow I want to hate this but god Damn Do I fucking love it!!

[@eggbabe83]

wow you totally came up with that title yourself!!!!

[@elgalloprieto]

Or D'elicious

[@00vanian]

Matt looks like Ryan Gosling playing Chris in a movie. lol

[@marypascoeyo]

Haha omg 😂

[@Scott-hh1dg]

Wow 😂

[@pri2121]

Hhahahahha

[@fmulder94]

Accurate af

[@freedomconvoy5358]

So true!

[@dylanking5573]

Chris: Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah Matt: right, right, right, right, right

[@cantguardmike5661]

LLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

[@g32.recitales]

Reminds me of Sasso impersonating Arnold

[@ryckyalonso7147]

Hello Babies, welcome to todays podcast. Todays guest is a MIRROR... heh

[@Smokeyxz]

Chris?

[@alfonzo9289]

Ha!......S'trueeee

[@jtprince1026]

Yo D'elia chill with the fake accounts bro

[@SirenOffspring]

That's great!

[@datboic817]

Based off of the size difference I'd say Chris may have breastfed longer than his brother

[@needfoolthings]

Eagles don't breastfeed.

[@juliettedibartolo6656]

Dfwduderino KAY

[@carson911]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mrapplereviewz]

Also Chris has been working out like a mad man the past year

[@ashwinnair4816]

@@needfoolthings S'parrot

[@Leocaprio.Dinardo]

a podcast with 2 brothers who speak to each other who also never look at each other

[@Anesias]

Thank you I'm 28 minutes in and I'm like damn not a single eye contact was given 🤣

[@mslauramckay]

I...I can't unsee it

[@ragtagboyrebel]

@@Anesias It gets better but while one is looking, the other one is looking elsewhere 😂

[@ezraprzytyk]

@@Anesias 2:37

[@ezraprzytyk]

@@Anesias 26:18

[@kevinniland6818]

His entire family is literally the same person.

[@SirenOffspring]

Chris looks like the twin that tried to take over for 8 months in the womb, but then changed his mind, decided he'd share. That's why he says "you look like me after".

[@SurahOnline]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@FitFanRyan]

@@SurahOnline m M M M M M M Mm I M M M M M I M M I’m M M M Mi I’m Kom

[@FitFanRyan]

@@SurahOnline kkkknk

[@FitFanRyan]

@@SurahOnline kkkknkn

[@fatdanny8251]

This us like Chris talking to another Chris D'elia from another universe where he looks like a hipster vegan...

[@JB-es3ff]

That pretty much is what’s happening

[@vlexanderson5454]

Matt looks like Chris, if Chris lived in Portland for a year

[@vlexanderson5454]

It’s actually just my opinion

[@galaxybrainkid1222]

@@vlexanderson5454 Facts

[@MrOasis316]

Alex Vandermolen no it ain’t. It’s facts

[@matthewlange176]

Alex Vandermolen facts, it is your opinion

[@JamesBowering]

"should I wear the glasses so they can tell the difference?"

[@b.c.7741]

yeah he's so much smaller and thinner tho, so glasses aren't needed for that

[@mitchellrichardson6336]

Love how non-reactive Matt is to all Chris's jokes, noises and everything. Kinda tells he's had a fair share of that in his life.

[@schylerdavis8276]

*chris literally says anything Matt: “right right right....yeah yeah yeah yeah” 😂

[@hunterbear-ian8663]

I read this and he was saying yes yea yea right right right

[@بيهس-م2ك]

such a younger brother thing

[@SirenOffspring]

Ahhhh....now I can't stop hearing it!

[@davidpopa5947]

If you just hear it, it sounds like he's just having a conversation in his head

[@jamesbrodie6293]

hahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

[@melissaa.3762]

omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Twhyte96]

It really shows how fun their family dynamic is when they don’t laugh at jokes that are fucking hilarious. They’re just used to it.

[@ezraprzytyk]

And less tired looking lmao

[@jacobjindra8267]

This is like when someone edited Joe Rogan talking to Joe Rogan 😂

[@James_D_]

The main reason Chris is so hilarious to me is because he points things out that I find funny and I didn’t realise anyone else thought it was funny, and the way he makes jokes about it is even funnier

[@Greeezy]

Great job 👍

[@twodays90]

...yeah that’s how observations work...

[@James_D_]

sean d sorry comedy genius

[@thehound3202]

cool

[@rakaikereama-thomas2259]

You’re not fucking Denzel

[@rogueflamingo301]

Time stamps for busy babies: 0:00 - Intro (going true the members of the outlawz) 9:15 - Matt D'Elias new podcast 19:54 - Paul Reiser 26:55 - Ads gotta make some money ya know 31:48 - Iced americano 43:29 - Police Academy 55:40 - QAnon and incels 1:02:50 - Quentin Tarantino 1:12:55 - Kuffs Two daddies this week, we are truly blessed babies.🙏🙏🙏 Love you all.

[@Kigoz4Life]

thanks baby

[@mickeypolouskin]

Wrong

[@linziRyan1965]

Thanks m'baby! Omg the Tarentino bit!! ❤🤣

[@jakeesco4573]

Shut

[@Pusfilth]

Brian Callen would tell this skinny guy to “SCRAM”

[@A3xiam1]

S'Spindley legs bro!

[@jellobiden]

Brian would fuck, stop playing.

[@nelsonhernandez8261]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@ItsNessaTho]

😂😂👌

[@smitty1281]

only a true baby would understand this reference

[@woolymaple4335]

It is SO unnerving how Chris looked at Matt maybe three times the whole podcast

[@vhscopyofrainman163]

Matt looks like Chris if Chris instead of getting into comedy got into bug catching

[@leolopez3088]

lmao

[@pauljefferson9538]

You tried

[@moving.]

Paul Jefferson dude i'm crying bug catching is so funny

[@KidHellacious]

That’s damn funny dude

[@smac919]

VHSCopyOfRainMan lol this one is the best Matt is Chris, but if Chris _____ joke.

[@tratiegi]

Fans: "We want more guests" Chris: *Brings a carbon copy of himself to the podcast* Fans: Wait...that's illegal.

[@EarthsunMedia]

It's literally Chris with a slightly quieter other Chris

[@megshimatsu8615]

Alpha male Chris, beta male Matt.

[@PD-ek3cu]

For the 1000th episode you should have Juan fire on the show for the face reveal

[@babelsqueak1499]

You think he'll do this 16 more years?

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Nah, I think Juan juants to keep his anonymity, and i don't blame him. The Babies are pretty cool, but some people are cunts lol

[@PD-ek3cu]

Babel Squeak gotta keep backing up that brinks truck

[@holidayturnpike]

it's michael lenocci (however u spell it) u newbs!!

[@NastyDHL]

Brad Knapp Some are also murderers and thieves, statistically speaking

[@ambitionx1639]

“Everything confuses me about everything everyone is always doing” - Matt D’elia

[@SirenOffspring]

Awesome!!!

[@andrewbailone9866]

I've started using the "ehh" thing in my every day life and it makes it so much easier to deal with the ridiculous shit that I encounter. I just laugh about everything now.

[@Samuel-sw9gy]

I would not complain if Matt was a frequent guest.....or...*cough*..future co-host or a new podcast togheter.

[@atrainofthought99]

Samuel That be D’Elightful

[@jonr7207]

Read this AS I thought it

[@dominicbalconi5697]

happy now?

[@carlossanders5618]

Its like he's interviewing himself, after becoming the founder of a startup

[@touchsurfing9788]

I liked this episode because we have a perfect human for scale to see how massive Chris' shoulders are.

[@megshimatsu8615]

Matt is more intellectual and quieter than Chris. Less obnoxious too.

[@armaansamirizvi3354]

@@megshimatsu8615 simp

[@kerryfairyhed]

My friend and i are just laughing so hard because it literally sounds like there are two of you because your voices are exactly the same 😹😹😹

[@daniellopez2239]

Fukn Losers

[@Wnick56]

@@daniellopez2239 kick rocks

[@Theswitchy1]

Come back 😢

[@willturben1009]

“Right right right right right” - Matt D’elia

[@thywhipboy]

will turben time stamp plz

[@thywhipboy]

Nvm hahahahaha

[@jromero17]

I miss Delia

[@seanrafatjoo8772]

I said "i love you" to my 5 year old daughter and she responded with "K"

[@marypascoeyo]

Hahaha she sounds amazing 😂

[@fabioleitao6423]

She listened to Matt's first appearance on Congratulations

[@TKO593]

Other guy must be this Damion Crazy-Legs Monroe dude I keep hearing about.

[@alyssacorley5137]

i’ll never get over him saying “butters is an incel” whyyy

[@jenniferberman3555]

alyssa corley sameeeeee!!!

[@jmwb4u]

Time stamp

[@jenniferberman3555]

JOHNNIE WALKER 1:00:03

[@jaydeatts]

16 hours?... yeah I'll wait here

[@mickeypolouskin]

I love how at 1:05:12 he struggles to find the word “unsolicited” when he uses it in every missed connects bit he reads lol

[@ItsNessaTho]

That's exactly what i was thinking lmao 😂😂

[@juliasmith7558]

Did I set the reminder, yeeesss... am I going to be at work and still listen no matter what, yeeessss... 😂😂

[@edwardramirez6912]

Julia Smith hahaha!

[@KDances]

I love how they're both so used to each other there's just a natural mutual deadpan and non amusement ❤️

[@TheUNDRDOGx]

My OCD wishes this podcast went on for 11 more seconds...

[@barbarannop1799]

UNDRDOG why 11 seconds?

[@CheesecattleMacklesbee]

@@barbarannop1799 12345

[@barbarannop1799]

Brandon Daley oh that makes sence

[@cc_hamilton_5679]

But wouldn't that be 12346. You want 10 seconds right?

[@Slormer]

You shouldn't abuse the deepfake technology like this, Chris. We know that's not your brother.

[@jordanmitchell4600]

take me back to this episode

[@bryancallen213]

Glasses really do make you smarter.

[@johnnyutah5272]

you should get some

[@truebabyben]

37:54 when Matt says "open the door for her when she comes" I DIED!!! Everyone missed that because he said it under his breath but I fuckin DIED laughing!! Love this shit and love them both together.

[@h.p.3072]

yo you really about to make me wait 16 hours? hey go turn the knob and walk out

[@toridixon9491]

Matt: *smiles maybe twice entire episode* also matt: “laugh more” K

[@ShreeNation]

I listened to this while doing chores, without looking at the screen, and I was _cOnFuSIoN_ the whole time

[@micah047]

Dentrification 🏦

[@jordanmitchell4600]

You have written the same comment for years....heeeeeh

[@jordanmitchell4600]

Change itttt

[@A-pc7nf]

I got way too excited when I saw this video...then I saw I have to wait 16 hours to see it, great

[@alexaalawneh7912]

Matt D’Elia looks like the type of guy who owns fitted striped tees, cuffs his pants, and makes hand-crafted pasta

[@nemesis7884]

Chris looks like a failed clone experiment from Matt ^^ ...sorry Chris...i love you :-)

[@Wnick56]

I was thinking matt looks like a malnourished version of chris

[@Kervinsphotography]

Premiers in 13 hours?? Hehhh..... change it. Chu_doing?

[@alfiemiller122]

BeatPaper perfect comment

[@Kervinsphotography]

S_basic

[@robertraymond3681]

*'''''"

[@blandstan]

if you listen to audio only version of this you think chris is just talking to himself, but if you watch it you think chris is just talking to himself but with glasses

[@Dewfasa]

i totally understand having your own thing and project but these two belong on podcasts together way more often lmao

[@bobmarlin7109]

I like this episode so much it’s hilarious that their likeminded thinking forces the conversation to get to the point way faster.

[@rracks]

“well dude, that’s a *bad* story. you know what i mean?” “yeah.” “that story’s, like, *really* bad. it doesn’t even have a middle.” “yeah, i know. i know.”

[@peakf1300]

Matt looks a lot younger this episode than the last one. Sssss'takes care of himself

[@LeeCDylan]

Chris straight up you and Matt remind me of me and my younger brother. I can tell you guys are close as hell and it's awesome.

[@MissYvonneX]

How can Q.Tarantino have over a $100M and still have the “Dumb and Dumber” haircut?

[@kristinamitchell716]

😂😂😂😂

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

The answer lies therein

[@BricksIn]

Yes this is good! This is the place! You now can elaborate on that time you pissed on his face!

[@TOMMYTV-xl5fb]

I think what the crazy woman at Coffee Bean probably meant was, when he said "you probably caught me on a good day".. she took it like he meant " you must have caught me on a good day, cuz normally I wouldn't have held the door open for someone like you". That's my only guess.

[@aprilgarnett55]

That's also my interpretation

[@chychywoohoo]

Exactly

[@awibawa0229]

I'm not gay but if I was

[@horubeeevans]

Double dosage

[@qbikmusik]

*decides to comment the 80th comment pointing out that if you listen to the audio podcast you can't tell who's talking* heeeeeeeeeeh.......S_basic

[@rileyschmunsler3681]

Who tf dislikes a video that hasn’t premiered yet😂

[@terrylamothe9205]

Riley Schmunsler a Cuda

[@bobbybush1750]

You'd make an adorable trap

[@slypolar6137]

People with dents

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

people who are funny. That's who tf who

[@PD-ek3cu]

DevInDenver 23 "that's who tf who" lol that made you sound like a dumb ass owl

[@steelydon3928]

When they were going back and forth about the "'ehh" when Matt was breaking down what Qanon was, had me laughing out loud so hard. That was so funny!

[@Sabrina45678]

Last time Matt was on I was fighting with my relatives about distilled water on Christmas Eve 😀❤️

[@popalien9152]

Panda The Polar Bear I say that’s fine as long as you countered their arguments by saying Kayyyyyy

[@SandwichYo]

How can you fight about distilled water Wow that made me curious

[@mrpink3630]

shit aint got no minerals

[@Sabrina45678]

popalien I did lmaooo

[@tracer0933]

In an alternate universe the Chris D'elia on the left is him if he successfully changed his name to Damien 'crazy legs' Monroe.

[@JoolsyB]

That "string art" sign on the wall that the nice girl made you, I want a hoodie with that design on it - get on it Chris.

[@jordanmitchell4600]

Good call

[@kerryguzzetta2915]

Ahhhhhhh!!! I hated that this had to end! I felt like we were all hanging out! I absolutely adore you and love the relationship you have with your family! Feels like home watching/listening to you!

[@georgedaly9919]

Had to come back and watch this after seeing the first episode of their new podcast cause it was awesome

[@juleecarpenter1106]

Look at these two... Their folks must be so proud❤️❤️

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

It sounds like their parents were super loving and supportive to begin with, so you're probably right!

[@Limescale12]

would've been some fun friends to have growing up

[@caylashort1956]

I can’t believe I sat & watched twin do do birds sit & agree with each other for an hour and a half. 🤣 gang gang

[@RicardoRamosUinz]

Am I gonna listen to this? Yes Is it confusing? Yes Do I can tell them apart just by their voices? NO Do I have to go back to the video? YES

[@4thm0nth]

Ricardo Ramos do I can tell them apart

[@jordolovesurban]

love the Pod BUT... wouldn't be mad if Matt joined Full TIiiiiimmmee?

[@magicjackm]

Best duo since Sonic & Tails

[@Freddy_v]

Is it past 11am? Eeeeee’yesss Has the show started? Noooo Is it ok? Ehhhhh

[@JoshGodoy81]

People listening to the podcast think you’re talking to yourself. You sound identical.

[@kiteracer]

I’m seeing double Four D’elia’s

[@KDances]

I Kay'nt Wait!

[@Alex-zw3do]

Sexually transmitted demons, isn't that just the movie it follows

[@thetrent5241]

Around 40:20 South Park did this. Think it was called 'Shitter' instead of twitter

[@MrOliverDigby]

They should have called Yesterday, "Mr. Lavigne" and used Nickelback songs instead of The Beatles' library.

[@sollyrobinson3280]

Chris delias laugh is so grating it made my mum jump

[@cosmic2138]

Matt reminds me of Eric Foreman from that 70's show

[@seancheedie3457]

Never saw the Tarantino clip before. Dude's badass

[@alechorwitz3134]

"Worlds biggest shoulders talks to world's smallest shoulders" (ep. 133)

[@acestorms5256]

Paul Reiser's also in Stranger Things! They're doing a great job of accomodating a couple of 80s/90s actors

[@The-D-Hoyt]

And 'Red Oaks' on Amazon. Red Oaks is a retro 80s show too. 1/2 hour dramedy.

[@Xsurian]

Kay’!

[@tomshepperd3535]

I know you don't talk a lot about conspiracy stuff on here, but it'd be cooler if you did.

[@Pubtomfoolery]

Got to appreciate the lengths Chris goes to, to record the podcast twice while also adjusting the facial hair and lowering his muscle mass.

[@DoDo-zf6ds]

So?

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Damien Monroe himself

[@Greeezy]

One day my man... One day....

[@hoodiestimbs2783]

All the outlawz talk made me feel young again. Nice to hear peers.

[@alexandermaryanov5872]

46:30 Gotta appreciate that subtle Bryan Callen shade that was thrown out there lol

[@AGfrom83]

What he said "you must have caught me on a good day" What she heard "normally I wouldn't hold the door open for you"

[@tjsaverse9387]

The Steve Gutenberg starting ju jitsu late in life 🤣