The Mayor of Cuck's Landing (121) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@scubawithatuba]

I don't think people realize what a gift comedians with podcasts really is....

[@Hinsiey]

i think millions do.

[@m0rtred]

"are"...

[@scubawithatuba]

@@m0rtred ...and nobody cares

[@boland73]

scubawithatuba it’s free (well usually free) material! Even though they don’t do their material on the podcasts but it’s still funny content

[@nickduckworth6973]

I was just thinking something similar to this. It's one of my favorite forms of entertainment

[@NightWindsMusic]

love the garbage on the table, so disrespectful which is so respectful

[@gvaron2391]

@@henryplce2225 I like callen's advice because I know what not to do

[@dilaudid74]

It looks like he's got a random twist tie, the wrapper from a cheese wheel & a couple utility bills laying around.

[@Iwasthewalrus]

@@gvaron2391 You'd think since he's a NINETY YEAR OLD gay owl he'd have some wisdom and knowledge in that knoggin'.

[@allena5175]

Glass clanking all in the mic, so disrespectful which is so respectful

[@8656737s]

🤣

[@Fyrecide]

Am I Canadian? Yes Did this episode make me happy about that fact? Yes Is that the only reason I'm happy to be Canadian? No But did it make me smile? Yes Would we love to have Chris? Yes

[@irietropicals4255]

Fyrecide do we care? No lol

[@Fyrecide]

@@irietropicals4255 Did it get 52 likes in just a couple of hours? Yes. Did it get any dislikes it that time? No. Will it get any now? Yes. Do I have any fucks to give about that? No.

[@blockhead525]

@@Fyrecide LOL!! I love it

[@blockhead525]

spoken like a true baby

[@Meelodin]

Ok.

[@Samuel-sw9gy]

*I'm here for a silly goose time, and that's always it.*

[@bradleyrayson2955]

You're a goon for writing this in bold like i see someone do each time chris posts a video. Be an individual goose time

[@trevorreznik9881]

@@bradleyrayson2955 You're a goon for giving a shit baby

[@Samuel-sw9gy]

@@bradleyrayson2955 Yeah because often it is me. Sayonara Bradley.

[@joehopp7247]

Came for a silly goose time, stayed for a real life spill

[@doodjenkins4038]

I came to be my own goose, you guys be your goose and I’ll be mine.

[@lazylion420]

Chris Delia first 10 minutes: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS Chris Delia the rest of the show: ANYONE WHO COMPLAINS IS THE FIRST TO GO

[@g32.recitales]

HEH, S'MORROCOAN

[@Bigdogjason]

Can papa say whatever he wants and still mean it? Yes it is annoying when people knit pick because they think there clever? Yes are you gonna get head kicked at the door of the log cabin when your waiting for entry? Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!

[@IBreiKeL]

Chris: "I don't know why you listen to this podcast. It's a goddamn train wreck" Me: "Why do you think I came here?"

[@richardraymond8]

You came for a silly goose time.

[@jkjk354]

Chris "I pour my starbucks in my own glass at home" D'elia

[@gattiyon]

Here's a gun, get out there , *protect our minds*

[@NeoStoicism]

a million of you just exposed yourselves

[@bztrd80]

@@NeoStoicism Please.

[@lucrative11]

Bro, the terminator got that Boston Dynamics update. He can't be knocked over now.

[@jhbraucht]

TCHACCCCCCHTCH

[@Ironman829]

This post requires a bachelor's degree in the internet. Congrats on the degree

[@knightyknight4837]

Chris "I went to Starbucks" D'elia

[@emerysteele]

Well he doesn't have to go very far. He's got a Starbucks in his house.

[@bztrd80]

@@emerysteele And when you come out of the Starbucks you're still inside an even bigger Starbucks.

[@MantaDodge]

i think we should build the log cabin in Canada when you turn 104 and feel like settling down. i'll be here baby.

[@randomname766]

id be 74 and most surf/peasant type americanos die before then i wont make it sorry babies

[@tonynabor6303]

CHU'DUNE?!?!?!

[@levihayes5775]

is my phone low on battery YES, should I charge it in my car as I drive home from work YES, does my car allow charging + aux NO, could I charge my phone and just listen through phone speakers YES, am I gonna sacrifice phone battery to have a better listening experience because i love this podcast YYYES

[@In_Flames_G]

Was that absolutely necessary to type out? Yaasss

[@levihayes5775]

In_Flames wondered same thing as i was typing it, decided to double down

[@EasySeason93]

Commenting because I cant like twice

[@WillyG38]

I think we need to make reading KZbin comments an official segment

[@amantin]

I have an idea, and a gif to show it, chu doin? :P

[@matthewy393]

I haven’t laughed that hard at a chris delia podcast before

[@jerrylynch3296]

I listened at dialysis and it saved me! I wish I can thank Chris for the countless laughs

[@sjohnston4272]

37:18 "James Di'Giorio you know... for fuck sake" 😂😂😂

[@kljenson43]

this podcast literally gets me through my day at my desk job. fucking amazing content

[@cesg7749]

Bro the binocular bit with the color me badd song is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week 😂 love your podcast Chris!

[@WaiseaWorthington]

Why does Chris look like pau gasol 🤔

[@AnthonyGhazel]

LOL

[@chabco2305]

never seen em in the same room

[@jhbraucht]

Because lowkey... What he said ^

[@hauss]

Yooo faaaaaaaaaaaacts😂

[@supremehighlights2478]

DUDE SO TRUE! BLEW MY FUCKING MIND!!

[@wishiwasabear]

Still better than being Mayor of Albuquerque

[@MayContainBleach]

Thank you Chris, this podcast made my day :)

[@smokeytreebone]

I swear 24:17 could be a Rick and Morty stutter scene

[@Noname-nj7by]

Pissed 2 secs in! YESSSS!

[@jertymorales5441]

Joshua Ekroth ”you are the first to go”

[@jhbraucht]

YOU GOT IT! YESSS!

[@trey9578]

Nobody: Chris as Eminem: WHILE YA STORMIN THE BEACH IN NORMANDY

[@therealvsfake]

25:33 Eminem's back

[@whatonearthpodcast2195]

Becky Boo storming the beach of Normandy

[@hellameta]

"If it doesn't work, then complain!" "HOW COULD ANYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT GAME OF THRONES AND SONIC?!" lol jk love ya chris but finish GOT and then I'd love to hear your take.

[@Jor_toons]

can't wait to maybe hear his take some day

[@mirandasummerset]

Wish khaleesi went full mad queen & killed everyone

[@hellameta]

@Witch's Brew Sims missed the point but that's ok 👌

[@Dude902]

I'm so glad I waited for the video podcast this time and got to watch Chris avoid the first ever live coffee spill. Worth it every time.

[@Munchman333]

1:02:22 Chris, you know ssss'little about cup placement.

[@mmfm1988]

That Sapornos bit had me 🤣🤣🤣

[@malcolmrobinson9124]

m_stark88 yo I'm fucking crying

[@tjgranahan7647]

I wish he said didnt make a DENT when he was talking about Arnold. LMAO

[@heroofnow1]

missed opportunity really.

[@coe4514]

That doesn't even make any sense. Have you ever listened to EVEN ONE podcast? Now you are the first go. Even before the "please" guy. Here's your gun.

[@jarrettthomas4865]

What's the timestamp?

[@beggsie7337]

This episode of Congratulations Pod is still relevant to this day.

[@jhbraucht]

Listening in 2099

[@g32.recitales]

@@jhbraucht rise your hand if you still watching this pod in 3004884848282394992838348283429348279342394723

[@Theo-lr6yi]

"hey there's no wifi on this plane huh?" -Chris D'Elia 2019

[@rainbowsix4818]

Theo yea for real. You got so much money bro, right? Buy a ticket to an airline with wifi. And stop being a fkn brat about it.

[@rainbowsix4818]

yes please it will. Why else is he flying economic flights...

[@jhbraucht]

He's bout to get a PJ with ZERO DENTS to buzz Callen's efficiency apartment

[@GSTACK57]

Theo #theunflying

[@lucrativelyrics2004]

& the award goes to... James DiGiorgio's Sopornos 2

[@sebastiangosse3628]

Miss you Chris still hoping for a comeback

[@elikling]

Dude I legit had a random dream the other day that Chris Delia was roasting long sleeves. And then he did. ‘M the oracle.

[@b0ngburner420]

Y'know s'liitle bout dreams bro

[@De3m07]

Patrick Rodgers 

[@elikling]

Patrick Rodgers ‘M a lady, Pat. Ehhh... see ya!

[@ebsrok6681]

miss this guy

[@caturdaymusingz9375]

My babies 😊 I like that. I love when he does his “Yes” stuff. Watching you makes my day. I watch you in the morning. I’m also from Canada I live in a small town in Ontario. You’re welcome. 🖤

[@janiewallace4457]

Nacho Time me too S’where you from?

[@sweener88]

Thanks for coming to Edmonton, Canada! Was awesome seeing you! 🇨🇦

[@noahmarchais804]

"planes have been around for 50 years" lmao, we had spaceships 50 years ago xD

[@Brandon.manga.]

Born and raised Canadian, let's go!

[@douglasgillespie317]

My Daughter and Hubby saw ur SHOW IN Victoria BC 🇨🇦... Loved it... THX

[@donnyleong5298]

Hello from Victoria BC!

[@williamcutting5224]

I'm glad I found your podcast. Thanks man

[@nutsbutdum]

0:26 Juan Fyre's job is on the line with every freaking podcast! 😂😂😂 25:54 Also your uncle's mom s'your grandma!

[@De3m07]

Not Even Wrong not really. Could be his AUNTS, husbands mom? 💭🤷🏻‍♂️ from completely different family

[@daveb4628]

Not Even Wrong your uncles mom isn’t necessarily your grandma - your uncle can be for example, your dad’s sister’s husband. That person’s mom would be your uncles mom, but not your grandma.

[@daveb4628]

But hey... it dun mah

[@Saul-Goodman84]

Looks like Not Even Wrong is going to change to Sometimes Wrong

[@daveb4628]

But hey guys, if Quavo is Takeoff’s dad’s brother and Offset is Quavo’s cousin then how is Offset related to Takeoff?

[@stuckfacenobody5935]

Chris holyshit man every time you did Arnold's signature noise I was doing it too.. made me laugh so hard

[@dansmith263]

this was a great episode, these are like theropy for me thanks

[@BigDaddyToberto]

I love you Dan Smith

[@Not_CIA]

I agree that thinking petition to re-make a 90 million dollar season of a show is pretty ridiculous, but alsoooooooo working "hard" doesn't equal doing a good job....just saying.

[@leilajosie5032]

AYYYYY I GOT SO STOKED WHEN YOU MENTIONED NORTH BATTLEFORD lmao this baby is from there 🤙🏽

[@101dragonballgt]

cuda

[@samstanfield2634]

milo guapo you don’t know what cuda even means y’fake fan

[@crypticraps]

I was safe until he said if you like the Sonic picture. Now I'm the first to go :(

[@LUCIUSHOLIDAY]

S'FREECUNSH

[@asd573]

In Chris' world everyone is first to go, he likes to disagree so much with public opinion to kinda put himself in a corner and get out of it with hilarious improv.

[@07coco]

In Alaska we had two small planes fly into each other mid-air last week. Crazy shit.

[@hectora5048]

The DENNIS system : how many airplanes are up compared to cities. Get your shit together Alaska.

[@danielhooglandt1620]

Anyone know where the "jersey guys saying pizzer" part is?

[@doortech8227]

Killing it Chris. So funny dude. Cheers, new subscriber here!

[@Eriey3]

“It’s so hard to sustain a show for 8 seasons..” This quote makes me realize more why Supernatural is so amazing 👏🏻

[@potfreemason420]

The best I can do is remake Game Of Thrones Season 8 by myself, in my house. It may not be as good, is what I'm saying, but they signed the petition. Time to get to work. If this comment gets more than 2 likes Chris might make a cameo in the show, as the Congratulations podcast plays in the background while I film. Wish me luck.

[@LexLoofah]

Cant be worse than this season of GoT

[@potfreemason420]

@@LexLoofah Definitely since Chris will be in the show. Basically I'll record myself watching Congratulations and laughing out loud. I'll add drama to some laughs to keep it moving and switch it up here n there. It will be called Congratulations of Thrones. Look out for it.

[@OrriG]

We would be happy to have you in Canada!

[@SkateSurfSnowTV]

Excuse me I...I...I was actually in line hahaha

[@Fronk11]

Thanks Chris, Canada loves you too! Come to Hamilton, ON! Sold out show for sure. Toronto is the go-to, but you will enjoy yourself more in Hamilton and it is close to drive from the airport. Try to play the mountain instead of downtown.

[@Fronk11]

dont go to yukyuks at Jackson Square in Hamilton. All the comedians go there because its a popular name but the venue is a shit hole. So is the location.

[@Stone_Sea_]

25:34 his face looking for a response was great

[@elderbaby6039]

It’s maybe cuda to say but this is my favorite part of the week!

[@zackfranklin6912]

No lie, Sonic does look way cooler after the fix, but I didn't sign the petition.

[@TheDubDJ]

Chris ‘congratu-fuckin-lations’ d’elia

[@MagiicGaming100]

18:24 shout out to Theo Von! Gang gang!

[@ITSRAF1]

Lmaooo the bit about asians having old white names is so true. I know a 14 year old asian kid who's name is fucking Alfred

[@justintyme8002]

Needed this today. Congratulations on #121 boss man.

[@breno3635]

Man you look great! looking healthy, good to see that dude, much love.

[@Jaz_zo]

Laughed so much dude was on point in this

[@mmfm1988]

Getting outta work after a long ass day be like "yeeEeeeeee done! Sayonara!!! See yah!"

[@jcastronaut]

The Sonic Hate is completely justified

[@TheTristiano19]

Jorge Castro here’s your gun

[@clipper6429]

I agree

[@jcastronaut]

Tristan Powers pew pew 🔫

[@daveb4628]

I listen religiously every week, but this episode hit a new level of funny. Literally almost crying laughing like an idiot in public from about 54:50 til the ginuwine part

[@daveb4628]

You know what’s always relevant? Fuckin.

[@adamgalloway8441]

Just been binge watching you roast bryan 'full o dents' Callen. :)

[@WHADDDD]

i agree don’t smile

[@anotherfoundsheep1773]

Plz edit this comment plz no smiles plz

[@jhbraucht]

Uh-oh! the emoticon, DUUUUDE!? S'BITCH. smfh, Sweet Tart-Tartin Ass

[@adamgalloway8441]

:)

[@MyDreamIsToFly89]

I love it, happy that I found your podcast 👍🏻

[@bztrd80]

Welcome to the cult.

[@MyDreamIsToFly89]

Thank you, I guess, I’m addicted now :)

[@bztrd80]

@@MyDreamIsToFly89 I've been listening Congratulations since the 20th episode, sometimes i took pauses but then always went back to catch up, and i'm the type of person that likes to change up and experience new stuff very often. So yeah, this one is really a special one, also, it is very beyond the comedy or basic talk. Enjoy!

[@pugglepreston5478]

There's always 3 dislikes... I bet it's the same people

[@heroofnow1]

Bryan Callen and his two alt accounts.

[@getrich9828]

Its Bryan and his 2 fans

[@Ryan-re7oj]

8:37 I went to school with the guy in the red shirt! Watch Letterkenny, it's loosely based on our hometown. S'Canadian.

[@fuaddd]

Time flies when youre having a silly goose time;)

[@shotchaface]

"so many Asians in Vancouver", so refreshing and funny to hear a famous person say this lol

[@TornAaPaRt]

Chris Delia the man who's future was so bright he couldn't see the mob of evil soul sucking life tormenting ppl who are the biggest disgrace to this generation. they ruin what everyone knew Chris was going to go down as one the most legendary comedians of all time we were robbed of greatness

[@kaliciasmith3661]

“y’ain’t foolin” 💀💀 I’m crying rn

[@ta3136]

When you’re storming the beach of Normandy !!

[@seanrooney170]

Chris D'elia makes me want a Starbucks

[@DewDewMegaDeeDee]

38:38 Who TF Cooks Lasagna On The STOVE?!?!

[@staceys3235]

I was at his show in Victoria, it was the best night I cannot wait to see him again.

[@tbone6595]

Dude! We'd totally love to have you here in Canada!! You kiddin me? That'd be awesome! From Ottawa here🤘🤘

[@dannyszydlowski]

Cool pic dude

[@JackEBoy-el4hs]

Go sens go boys! another Ottawa baby here

[@blockhead525]

The spill was the icing on the cake

[@tkrs5461]

Love this guy lol

[@garethrees189]

193 people that disliked this for sure signed the petition to redo season 8 of game of thrones..

[@LeeCDylan]

Day made since this was uploaded literally as I sat down to eat lunch and THAT'S OBVIOUS

[@bobbybush1750]

OBVIOUSLY

[@musafakka]

Whats that tripod for his phone called?

[@1dsmav]

PUT THE WIFI TOASTER ON THE PLANE..WIFI TOASTER PLANE.. boom

[@jefffoster5691]

Dude when he pauses I keep thinking my phone's messing up. He's motionless and silent and I'm betting he's doing it on purpose in an effort to have a SGT.

[@adamn_patriot8420]

See ya guys at the log cabin. I'll be laying in the tall grass out back.

[@herpallday1284]

A Cook_MI ill be the guy fuckin and suckin on the balcony overlooking said tall grass

[@GrandSpiral]

Suckin n Fuckin

[@WHADDDD]

i’ll be in the muddy driveway juggling fire dildos

[@rokeeffe91]

Chris is really into that old school R&B huh?

[@AyeeePeee]

Hey Chris you need sasso's permission to live in Canada

[@pattyjames7693]

Dude you are easily the funniest human alive

[@WillyOrca]

Come on Fofty pls

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

Chris looking at KZbin comments on random videos just to see the type of person commenting is big mood

[@motey1829]

Anyone else notice he says “pedition”? 😂

[@CallMeTony_SB]

LOL at one point I thought to myself: it's dangerous to have a beverage like that on the desk.... big payoff at the end! 😆👌

[@douglasgillespie317]

WE 🇨🇦 WILL Have YOU, CHRIS.... ANYTIME!

[@jacobg2296]

Calgary is the Detroit of Canada

[@_krimzen_]

Every time you take a drink and the sound of ice clanking in your glass enters my earholes I steer into oncoming traffic looking for an end to my suffering. That said I goddamn love the way you make me laugh so fking hard it hurts. Appreciate you and your pcast.

[@carlisledecanter]

adopted by Theo Vons sweatpants

[@cougarkarns9754]

Arnold reacted like someone just threw a piece of scrap paper at him.

[@Enyamasparw]

Cougar Karns yep, it didnt make a dent