Chris D'Elia Reacts to Amber Heard Pooping in Johnny Depp's Bed

[@HamptonSimon]

This is Chris at his best, truly.

[@yazziridis]

I'm laughing so hard omg

[@chassiex3]

Truly!!!!!!!😬

[@SewerTapes]

Well sure, because Chris at his worst would be a direct violation of KZbin's TOS, and they'd have to replace him with Tig Notaro.

[@damann9076]

Poop jokes are the highest form of comedy, so yes I agree

[@wynnvannorman4391]

Agreed

[@Shill15lsuTigers]

“I’ll allow it” …. I’m dying 🤣

[@mikepilkington2156]

"Talking about rolling the dice with your anus!" I'm dying 🤣

[@ST5S5]

I was listening to this while working out and literally fell on my face while doing push-ups from laughing

[@WesleyB-Rook]

I was banging three chicks and literally forgot to pull out from laughing

[@Didztr]

Dude there should be a disclaimer before listening to his podcast

[@nickbrenner6459]

“Did she shit on her feet a little bit”

[@ryanbubba1000]

Chris's Johnny depp impression is almost a Charlie sheen impression lol

[@taylorslade6978]

The judge: "I'll allow it.. I want to see where this goes.."

[@julialee143]

💀

[@swisscheeseplease97]

I’ll allow it 😏

[@Jermtz]

"ill allow it" lol that judge having the time of her life

[@BlackMasterJoe89]

Amber just wanted to give Johnny a chocolate croissant.

[@jayynagar]

After having a tough day, this video made me laugh so hard...Thanks Chris! 😃

[@smithstark7784]

The credits, M.A.S.H. theme, holding your nose. Broke a rib laughing.

[@nukedukem420]

Chris out here asking the real questions we all want to know... "How did she shit in the bed?"

[@CharlieKling7]

That has 100% crossed my mind

[@thewind6047]

Everybody wants to know lmao, I think she laid on her back and just sprayed

[@franksanchez7154]

😭😭😭

[@palaksingh8149]

@@thewind6047 🤣🤣🤣Ahahahaha I’m dyin’

[@dumpybear8664]

This is the only trial analysis that matters on the internet. Late but important.

[@AProudDad]

I vote Chris to represent the collective consciousness of mankind.

[@susang1107]

I agree

[@lewiepostalone8776]

Everything would just be covered in sperms and laughed off, Where do I sign

[@euphorvic]

Why, dudes sick

[@AProudDad]

@@jacktaylor8107 Bro... what?

[@AProudDad]

@@lewiepostalone8776 just sign this imaginary paper in front of your face and then make a whistle noise, please be prepared for a silly goose time

[@amrasbine9252]

She shit in his bed and went to Coachella🤣😂🤣😂

[@oscillatewildly6553]

Yeah you'd expect that to be the other way round! Got drunk, took shrooms MDMA, got home, took a shit on the bed ... That would have been more believable than her Tea Cup Yorkie leaving the "grumpy"

[@danteluna7625]

Embarrassed by how many times I’ve seen this clip already, but I can’t stop laughing.

[@dylangreen2443]

I come back to it every second week hahahah

[@fncr070]

The Chris we all love. Keep ‘em coming. Let’s build that cabin.

[@bodiealsip180]

"You really shit the bed on this one" is now "You really Amber Hearded this one"

[@Bigjshifty08]

hahahaha true daT

[@Doomvoid]

Chris always on point with these takes, hilarious

[@AlyssiaCedeno]

Not only shitted on his bed but was blaming the poor dogs 😂

[@SwordofZen]

s'gunna leeak

[@ChewingToons]

Good seeing Chris back on top. If any geezer knows what its like to be on the wrong end of nasty conniving crazy women its Chris. Society in general is far too fast to take what women say as the truth.

[@lewiepostalone8776]

1:18. Regrettably based on my own past experience. Amber was so coked n mollied up all the time she could guarantee a solid shit. Drugs do that,

[@noahfarrell7082]

I’ve never laughed so fucking hard in my life 😂

[@yazziridis]

This needed a live audience. Amazing work

[@jax422]

I loved when she tried to blame a giant shit on a 3lbs toy Yorkie. Like first the shit was bigger than the dogs bowels, but I really want to know how the dog pulled up the blankets and made the bed after. The maid didn’t find the shit until she pulled the blankets back to change the sheets.

[@kimkhamis6420]

Amber's f#cked up supporters literally blamed Johnny, the dog, and made up all kinds of stories just so Amber doesn't take the blame. They never question her actions or her lies as of now I am convinced they are just like Amber "vile & evil witches".

[@Mike-pd6np]

His Depp impression kinda sounds like Charlie Sheen lol

[@bluejay8687]

“I’ll allow it” 😂😂

[@aaandy44]

I'll allow it...

[@threerabbit7981]

Amber Heard dropped a huge log on Johnny Depp’s side of the bed 🪵 😂

[@ChaoticComedy]

Lmao Amber Turd FORREAL!!! 😂

[@BIGKILLAJ]

Bring back TMP

[@bodiealsip180]

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert... When Amber Heard shit the bed....

[@patrickkoenig3317]

This is why we watch Chris.

[@millecinematics]

I don’t understand how they know what kind of poop it was like human animal whatever maybe I missed that part but like how ya know

[@VulcanM61]

Do some poop research

[@gavinclements482]

They used deductive reasoning

[@crids8207]

never laughed so hard. funniest 9 minutes on KZbin.

[@wildgrlie55]

i believe you were looking for CONVECTION OVEN LMFAOOOOOOO

[@WBOMBS1232]

I’m kind of impressed at his Johnny Depp impression

[@LittleRussianDoll]

The MASH credits had me howling!

[@DannyFlamez]

"She Regular-Ovened It." 😂 Lol

[@sluciamc]

I love that his Liam Neeson and Johnny Depp voice is the same! This was the highlight of the whole case.

[@Dumbpuppet101]

I’m so glad I found this channel lol Chris you’re so great. stay unfiltered man

[@sanfordwilliams2054]

Starling Jenkins the protector 😂

[@paulofreire9174]

That is true about the soft poo conundrum. I know I’ve been fooled by what I expected to be a seemingly solid BM plenty of times.

[@damianrodriguez211]

Chris is a legend so fkin funny even his camera crew has them dying 😂😂

[@drivewaystar6485]

I've heard chris say a whole bunch that he doesnt like impressions or doing impressions but everytime he does one its seem to be the best fucking impression I've ever heard

[@dauny6049]

I’ll allow it😂😂

[@solarflair3613]

honestly who gives a turd ??

[@timwhite5562]

I think the answer to your question about why she would make public accusations with her own skeletons is in the Borderline Personality diagnosis. BPD is similar in a lot of ways to Narcissism, and if you look at the poster boy for Narcissism you'd see that the idea that they did something worse that may come out doesn't even enter their thought process. "John McCain isn't a war hero, they call him a hero because he got caught, I like people who don't get caught." Says the guy who didn't have to go himself because he took 5 deferments for bone spurs. You'd think if you dodged the draft you'd want to steer clear from the subject, instead you do that. They don't look at the world the way everyone else does.

[@smithstark7784]

Spot on.

[@yogurtkaiser9139]

Psychologist out here

[@timwhite5562]

@@yogurtkaiser9139 no, just someone with experience dealing with people with both

[@simonfredheim9581]

She's believed to have Histrionic Personality Disorder. If that's the case then I think the HPD is to blame not BPD. I got friends with BPD and they are some of the most caring people I know. They have no narcissism.

[@mindsigh4]

if she did it twice would ita been a fequel?

[@sanfordwilliams2054]

Amber at the end of credits was chefs kiss 🤣

[@blue-calla]

“S’gonna leak.” Lol. Idk how AH thought the 💩➡️🛏 story/photo wouldn’t leak. And with a name that rhymes with “turd,” she was asking for a permanent rebranding of her name. She really thought she’d ride the MeToo wave into eternity - and she did for a while, but her Amber waves of pain finally came crashing down all around her... and it was incredible to witness.

[@DeadSet777]

Amber Turd... she's really got herself in a shitty situation... Na na na ..na na na naaa

[@beardymcgee4421]

Dude’s impression of Johnny Depp is on point 😂

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Firing on all syllables

[@nimitz1739]

If she’s on pills she knew it was coming out hard. Lol

[@ho0t0w1]

Johnny said after a year of living with Hunter he couldn't ever get the Hunter out of him. he was infectious. if you know much about HST it's obvious that's where Jack Sparrow came from.

[@rileyjones3703]

"Well this case sure shit the bed, if ya know what I mean"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@LL-ow1qt]

I'll allow it, I like the movie 🤣

[@tylersemola5493]

“Did you funk in my bed?” Hahaha I lost it

[@sharleenduplessis6632]

You neeed to keep going with this shit, like on daily crazy shit thats going on, to wake some ppl the fuck up with your REAL commentary. love ya xo

[@zellsicsvexramet1603]

Imagine johnny depp walking into the bedroom and just going, "huh...there is a shit in the bed... oh jeeez"

[@inigomontoya619]

Hey. Cha doing. Chahhhh doing? Give me the crowd work funny man. May the spin move be with you.

[@sippinlosses]

Best vid in awhile. Imagine if JD was the one that shit in the bed, they'd neuter him.

[@PepeSi1via]

Dude MASH is your funny credits music every time I figured it out. Another tool in the toolkit. Sun dial.

[@Ganjasmith]

When he started moving his arms i lost it

[@josekanucee1428]

“regular oven’d it”

[@justinTime077]

*Dutch Oven Brownies* Missed opportunity

[@tyleranspach6653]

Suicide is painless.

[@Drogado68]

Bro he was in fear and loathing the fuck you on about

[@TheKristenMC]

I swear to God, Chris is a sitcom turned into a person

[@nickdiaz4961]

Sguna come out 🤷🏽‍♂️ lol

[@kempersdad]

I'll allow it 🤣🤣🤣

[@BobTheCratchit]

I have been repeating this wayyy too much

[@sharleenduplessis6632]

Oh dude, frig you make me laugh. Thank you

[@maximusthecannabist5170]

The terd herd round the world

[@toddbertram6556]

Weird thing is, she seems like she could use a slap or 5, ha

[@makeuplover574]

Scunna leak is my favorite now

[@zharbi6475]

Then they bring up #AmberTurd like 5 times in a few min

[@AlexanderTheGoodEnough]

Amber left the best piece of herself on the bed that day.

[@miketython908]

The thit in the bed.

[@shawnmelendez8648]

He had it right the first time. Only a woman.

[@oliverjuices2886]

That’s how she got Amber Turd! 😂

[@thevaudevilleslick6669]

M.A.S.H...FUCKING BRILLIANT. 👊

[@frederickbingley6699]

The fucking credits im crying

[@MrSachattack]

When he is on top form, he’s right up there with best

[@315giants]

i too have many questions about the poop

[@michaelotherwise9656]

Don't shit where you sleep?

[@achillesis8521]

Dude the end credits killed me😂😭

[@mattygamingtime1678]

It’s gonna leak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2manynamez938]

Got me with that M.A.S.H shit

[@penskepc2374]

Amer is still super 🔥, but gross.

[@melissamoore7470]

Your hands are big…

[@cascadingcatalyst]

ROTFLMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ghhhp]

“wow…feces ya know?” 😂

[@natrixxirtan]

A third reich oven

[@ashleybailey8230]

'Sgonna come out' 'Sgonna Leak' hahahah

[@jazzprince4447]

S’gonna leak.

[@georgered6867]

Hahahahah so funny i just watched this because i saw your video from other channel imitating JD in a calm manner....that was so hilarious. Watching from the Philippines!!!!

[@420awhp9]

Hello Amber and her legal team (they are watching everything on social media right now) LOOOOOOL that backfired , prozzygirl

[@jammeee]

i love mash