The Worst Movies of 2013 - Chris Stuckmann

[@BWayne-si9ev]

I got to meet the director of sharknado. He signed a poster after I said I liked the movie. He wrote "what's wrong with you?"

[@dshvd2410]

probably that you're a liar

[@BWayne-si9ev]

+dshvd2410 No, he was at a comic con in early 2015. His name is Paul Bales and he gave his signatures out for free.

[@euegenearmy890]

+B. Wayne why would he hate on his own movie .... Lie

[@stealthanator500]

+Euegene Army it was purposely made to be shit you idiot

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

that's sounds like something he'd say

[@elle.3792]

it actually scares me how much energy he had 6 years ago vs now

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Ikr? He needs to exercise!

[@OmarTafur75]

Right?!

[@parsadolatabadi3965]

elle. I know right

[@TheBrewsterMillion]

Cocaine

[@I_am_milan]

Yeah 😔

[@DarkApe117]

i looked up "oldboy" review and got this :( and its not even on this list.

[@TheMordecai13]

A Dark Future Yeah me too

[@TheMordecai13]

Oldboy(2003) is awesome.Oldboy(2013) is a piece of shit!

[@Personofel]

i love the original from 2003, but i refuse to watch the remake

[@wadsdiz]

lol atleast it was release on the same year as in this title, i was looking up Automata review which wasnt even out till 2014

[@Maynard0504]

same thing happened to me. I thought it's on the list...

[@umairfarooq4951]

"The main villain tap dances while eating a carrot?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" I can't stop laughing

[@rebelraime2524]

"Every January we get a garbage horror movie that Hollywood shits out of its asshole" My favourite Chris Stuckmann quote.

[@SCARFACE9511]

For the movie 43 part is true, I have some friends who thinks that movie is hilarious and funny, but they got bored watching and ended up not liking Lord of the Rings because they said "There's too much talking" -.- yep, that's the world were living in now

[@emmaburke628]

Probably 11 I'm guessing

[@camcam807]

Justin Burke -_- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@SCARFACE9511]

CTROCK20 sorry for the late reply X) there around 17 and one just turned 18

[@SCARFACE9511]

MrOsc1234 not just yet, there's good people like you and me that are still alive to spread the word about this

[@camcam807]

SCARFACE9511 Oh. Jesus. -_-

[@TanayVaidya]

Fun fact - Movie scores on Rotten Tomatoes:- 1.Man Of Steel - 55% 2.The Hobbit - The Desolation Of Smaug - 74% 3.The Wolf Of Wall Street - 76% and then .... Sharknado - 81% ..... Not even kidding

[@edgelessspace7180]

fuck rotten shitoes

[@dauzjinonline]

Wow..really..??

[@dauzjinonline]

Lol..only 16 critics.

[@TanayVaidya]

true but the dark knight has more number of ratings on imdb than the godfather but it is above tdk , and rightfully so , because tdk simply has a lower rating ... the ratings matter at the end of the day

[@JackHoleey3]

Tanay Vaidya Rotten Tomato is retarded, IMDb is better

[@PhoenixXZY]

I started Movie 43...I don't think I got even 20 mins in.

[@uncertainsubscriber4815]

That is me with the movie Beowulf.

[@thunderhorse6666]

Wow, that's 19 more minutes than I watched. Worst movie of all time!!!

[@Fyi66661]

Watch it while high or when you’re in a “fuck around mood”

[@JakeJarvi]

I can't agree with you more about Die Hard 5. It was the worst excuse for a John McClane ever.

[@TheLAGaming99]

"So Thanks, Basicly what you're saying is, you don't respect your audience. THAT'S WHY YOUR MOVIE SUCKS ASS! Because you don't respect your audience. You wanna make a good movie? RESPECT YOUR FUCKING AUDIENCE, MAN." -Chris Stuckmann 2013

[@christianmartin3710]

Its really weird to watch a really calm guy, Explodes!

[@killer92173]

Exactly why i hate Transformers: Age of Extinction lol

[@TheKellerKinder]

The sad thing is, this movies sell anyway.

[@johnconstantine192]

I got this video by looking for a "Horns" review.

[@therobulus]

same

[@maceportier7073]

Me also after watching horns

[@brandonnoone3727]

Same wonder why he brought us here

[@bggrissom]

ME TOO

[@Umamis_Boy]

I too was directed here when searching for the Horns review. I was hoping to god that it wasn't in this video

[@iRushil]

Watching Chris get mad is so entertaining. It's like watching Gordon Ramsey yell. You should make a few videos where you totally let go and curse as much as you want :) Like The Worst of The Worst Movies video.

[@ThaBotmon]

+Rushil N I second that !

[@TheBreakDownTv]

third

[@danielplainview2584]

I think it's a testament to how awful these films truly are that I don't remember most of them a year later. Let's keep it that way.

[@seancollins8804]

a good 80 percent of the horror genre is garbage.

[@TheMrXCarnage]

sounds correct

[@bertilbulowkarrebk9867]

im not a big fan of the new horror movies. i don't know what it is but I'm just more into old 80 :)

[@seancollins8804]

Bertil Bülow Karrebæk that is understandable because a nightmare on elm street, evil dead, re-animator and the thing were good, but Friday the 13th and C.H.U.D. were flops upon there release,

[@bertilbulowkarrebk9867]

Sean Collins i didn't enjoy the new nightmare on elm streed. it wasn't scary and there were to many jumpscares to the point were it just gets annoying! i didn't enjoy the new evil dead either because it didn't feel like a evil dead movie. i liked the thing thoe. it wasn't as good as the old one but it was still pretty good in my opinion!

[@WelcomeToHypeSounds]

alot of these horror movies have good plots but our directed and written terribly. The Purge is a great example, all crime is legal for 12 hours, you'd think that would be cool to watch? But the acting, the writing and the directon is terrible.

[@hoseaaldri1265]

no 1 The Amazing Bulk...................I HATE DUST

[@landonwilson1837]

WELL IT AIN'T BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!

[@thedream2733]

I don't want it building up in my home

[@jonathansefcik473]

LIIIIISAAAAAAAAAA!

[@WaterHazard86]

"So thanks! Basically what your saying is, you don't respect your audience. THAT'S WHY YOUR MOVIE SUCKS ASS!!!!! Because you don't respect your audience! You wanna make a good movie, RESPECT YOUR FUCKING AUDIENCE MAN!!!!! Then you'll make a good movie. If you don't, it's gonna SUCK!!!!! And Movie 43, did." - Chris Stuckmann 2013

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

Take notes Hollywood.

[@xgray2012]

You know what movie I personally think was the worst and most disappointing movie of 2013 to me? Here it is.....Iron Man 3!!!! There!!! I said it.

[@Svg_99]

I knew I wasn't the only one who hated that movie.

[@xgray2012]

Raven is a boss Thank you!!! I'm glad that I'm not alone as well. Isn't it nice that we literally have something in common on the internet.

[@xgray2012]

***** Thank you.

[@MetalheadPedro]

Hey it's my favorite marvel movie so far. D: Well, you at least have to admit it wasn't as shitty as Iron Man 2 or The Avengers.

[@xgray2012]

SuperTortilhaDeMorango Yeah.....tell that to Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy and X-Men: Days of Future Past. At least they had better stories and absolute ZERO gaping plot-holes what so ever compared to Iron Man 3. Plus, Everyone in those movies actually did something and most of the humor in those films were *INTENTIONALLY FUNNY!!!!* Iron Man 3 suffered the exact same problem as the Michael Bay Transformers movies and the 2002 live-action Scooby-Doo fillm had. But, with a half-hazard retreading of the plot from The Incredibles.

[@dystopian786]

"the main villain tap dances while eating a carrot!" I lost it

[@artyscott1004]

This is so funny. Chris is an amazing critic, thanks for being consistantly great through out the year Mr. Stuckmann! It has been a pleasure watching your videos!

[@thejamesbondshow9754]

Pity he's a compromised snowflake now.

[@JC-li8kk]

Polar opposite of who he is today. No longer a critic. I think those were his words. Just a “lover of cinema.”

[@julianacruz3041]

Such a young Chris, such energy! It's so much fun to come back here and watch your old videos hahaha

[@graemehar3112]

John Moore did a beating on Die Hard 5. But Skip Woods (the writer) kidnapped the movie beat it to crap and sent it to John Moore to finish the job.

[@Question2055]

I liked Hansel & Gretel. Also, your #1 is my #2. Just be glad you didn't sit through Scary Movie 5

[@CarloCoronado]

When Chris Stuckmann swears....you know you've made one shitty movie. Hollywood execs, take notes and tattoo them on your heads afterwards.

[@fromthehaven94]

Carlo Coronado Nine Lives review = CLASSIC

[@ccayco]

Sharknado was a masterpiece.

[@RCSVirginia]

Yeah, a movie a that people go to see or watch on TV because they know it is bad beforehand and that is intended for drunk and stoned college students should not be on a 10 Worst Films list.

[@MatteoPrezioso]

hahahahahahaha

[@misterwishart]

Nope. It's not even 'so bad it's good' cos it lacks any joy.

[@tommiller7380]

Yeah cause you’re drunk and high

[@movienight6437]

Ron Charles sarcesti

[@WhiteRussianSK]

Chris Stuckmann the irony is that your number 1 prisonners had hugh jackman and movie 43 was number 1 worst and had hugh jackman in it

[@RPG_Angie]

I enjoyed Hansel and Gretel in all its campy and tongue-in-cheek "glory" :)

[@josegardea5525]

Yeah it looks cool. even though I haven't seen it yet.

[@joe_v_runs]

+Chris Stuckmann 10:33 was the BEST HATE on Movie 43 I've seen all year. Well done, Mr. Stuckmann. I salute you. xD

[@tyspyranger]

Most disappointing movie of 2013 for me was without a doubt Man of Steel, I was beyond excited for what was advertised as a deep character study of Superman and his purpose, but turned out to be none stop action schlock. It's 2015 and I'm still not over the disappointment, I wanted Man of Steel to be so good, but it was meh at best.

[@OrangeHand]

Um, it actually WAS a character study of Superman. There were a number of conversations about his purpose, whether he should reveal himself, how the world would react, etc. Also, all of the action was in the last third.

[@rivercrowther3038]

tyspyranger I agree. It was really, really violent. Dont get me wrong, i looove violent movies like kick-ass and just about any tarantino movie but this is a superman movie. A superman movie. Not the avengers or something, superman. And it just felt like fight scene after fight scene. This whole deep character study of superman is kind of dumb because he doesnt have any sort of morality issues. The nature of superman is that he's just a really good guy. Hes not like batman, who is actually pretty damn psycopathic. Hes superman.

[@tyspyranger]

Jack Crowther Yeah they didn't even delve into Superman's morality, what he stands for, or even why he becomes Superman in the first place. They just show him getting bullied over and over, and that's what makes him become Superman? They should have done what Batman Begins did, which is spend time with the character, and let the audience completely understand why he becomes a Superhero.

[@OrangeHand]

Jack Crowther Pretty much every superhero gets into fights with villains, even the Chris Reeve version of Superman, and when two superhumans go at it, of course things are going to get wrecked! Also, why shouldn't Superman not have to face tough moral decisions? He's a man, not a god; he can be just as flawed as anyone. There has to be a better argument for what Superman (or a Superman movie) can or cannot do other than just 'Because he's Superman,' because that excuse doesn't hold water.

[@rivercrowther3038]

tyspyranger Indeed. Whats worse is that we're now going to get a similar origin story for about ten characters in one movie when batman v superman comes along. Say hello to iron man 2 released by DC in 2016, jut with waaay more doubt and cynicism about the casting choices. Gal gadot? Jesse Eisenberg? God help us all.....

[@AeroHybrid]

My Worst of 2013: 20. Safe Haven 19. Getaway 18. The Hangover Part 3 17. The Purge 16. After Earth 15. Dark Skies 14. Scary Movie 5 13. R.I.P.D 12. inAPPropate Comedy 11. Battle of the Year 10. Paranoia 9. A Good Day to Die Hard 8. The Host 7. It's a Lot 6. Teen Beach Movie 5. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 4. Texas Chainsaw 3D 3. Pain & Gain 2. Grown Ups 2 1. Movie 43 Dishonorable Mentions: - The Big Wedding - Temptation - The Last Exocrism Part 2 - Aftershock - Grudge Match - A Haunted House - Lords of Salem - 21 & Over - Identity Theft - Temptation - The Starving Games

[@yeahmhm2345]

Teen Beach movie is a Disney movie that didn't come out in theater's

[@AeroHybrid]

Brandon Cortez Aware of that but I still think its a bad film nevertheless

[@allangomez5728]

my worst movie of 2013 is frozen (2013)

[@victorjrsanchez5689]

+Allan Gomez oh hell no

[@darrenturnbull1479]

I loved th purge

[@MariaVosa]

5:20 - Chris tears into No 5 on his list and just loses it - and so do I!!! I laughed so hard I cried and banged my head on a shelf! Someone needs to excise this segment and spread it to the world for the betterment of Mankind and Womankind!

[@ROBBTheMovieCollector]

I can tell you have a lot of fun making this video. lol. And I really enjoyed watching it. One of the best video you have done Chris.

[@MovieManOfPetersham]

"The Lone Ranger" is highly underrated. I think it's a great movie that proves Disney can make westerns and dark violent movies.

[@dustmybroom288]

I agree. I love the Lone Ranger

[@RedgraveKennedy]

I have to confess......I only saw like 5 mins of after earth, I saw Jaden's acting and his face and I rated the movie right then and there a 2 out of 10. Very serious.

[@ApurvaGuptaFilms]

Chris Stuckmann is my favourite human being ever.

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

Apurva Gupta He is a great reviewer.

[@koutastone1994]

I wish he would have talked like this on that Madam Web movie review.

[@gsa14]

Hansel and Gretel, who could forget STEAM PUNK VS DARK MAGIC? I mean, who could forget a 18th century girl wasting away monster witches with a frikin' gatling gun that puts Call of Duty to shame?

[@ozzyman75]

apparently no one understands fantasy anymore. The movie had its issues yes, but it was good to see someone trying to go above the sequel madness that plagues hollywood these days

[@PlanetSulfur]

Am I the only person who liked Hansel and Gretel? It's some pretty good shlock if I say so myself.

[@danking9936]

I liked it

[@mrtheblr]

For me, movie 43 was one of those things that was so bad, it was actually good. Seriously, I thought it was great that these famous actors were making complete asses of themselves for my entertainment (sorry, don't have your same respect for actors). It was tasteless, it was crude, it was juvenile, it really was an experience! It evoked a reaction from me, and that's worth something. Sharknado, on the other hand, was so bad it was just bad. It was just really really bad. Just a shitty fucking movie. Boring, idiotic, pointless, not funny or clever and in spite of the concept, was utterly forgettable. Should have been at 1.

[@vincentnguyen1995]

Anyone else have a hard time remembering what movies came out in 2013? I barely remember what movies came out in 2013 on the top of my head.

[@TheGermandude2]

Yeah isn't that weird? I don't remember that happening last year or the year before that.

[@vincentnguyen1995]

At least you know you're not alone. I thought it was just me that couldn't remember the movies that could out in 2013.

[@julian1127]

Dallas buyers club The wolf of wall street Captain Phillips 12 years a slave The place beyond the pines American hustle Pain and gain

[@coltafanan]

"The most Twilight film trying to be Twilight with people in a stupid love triangle." Wait until 50 Shades of Grey.

[@DJFunktual-SampleJunkie]

I guess you didn't see Gangster Squad, The Last Exorcism II, inAPPropriate Comedy, Identity Thief, Oz the Great and Powerful. Those were the worst movies I saw. And since Sharknado knew it was was stupid, it shouldn't qualify.

[@LumpyAdams]

There are movies that are meant to be stupid (Airplane, Dead End, etc) that are watchable, but there are movies that know that they're stupid (Sharknado, Snakes on a Plane, Freddy Got Fingered) that are completely unwatchable.

[@elianyaa]

His list.

[@DarthGhranna]

I adore the old 'gangster' films with stars like Eddy G, Bogart and Cagney. Gangster squad was supposedly in that vein. I received it as a gift and watched it once, and don't plan to ever watch it again, it was just that horrid. It shouldn't have been the actors in the movie are good actors and the people they are supposed to portray were interesting, so why did it end up being so bloody dull!?!

[@iowadrummer7]

The Last Exorcism 2: Even Laster

[@lightingboss85]

Identity thief was actually a pretty good movie...

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Ironically 'A Good Day To Die' is the italian subtitle for DH5.

[@allangomez5728]

ha ha

[@habstein]

Just an observation: Your videos always come out an hour earlier than Jeremy's, his still get more views. I love you both, I watch both reviews of the same thing and like each one for different reasons. Keep on rockin'. See you in 2014 Chris!!

[@supidrobots]

It's so great to look back at this list and see how angrily Chris says that Get Away is a non-stop car chase and then to look at his review of Mad Max: Fury Road and see how enthusiastically he says the same exact thing.

[@theMstanglover]

So Hugh Jackman stars in Chris's #1 best movie and #1 worst movies of the year!

[@LisaFreemontStreet]

Now I REALLY wanna see The Counselor because Richard Roeper has it on his top 5! Lol

[@LumpyAdams]

***** And you are?

[@Crigeek]

***** The only good thing about Ebert & Roeper was Ebert.

[@LisaFreemontStreet]

***** I don't agree at all. :) Hes' one of my favorites. That's okay, right? ;-)

[@shreekharr3940]

Wait till you see Transcendace on his best list.

[@nattybatty6]

My #1 would be A Good Day To Die Hard. It's tough seeing something you love so much be so brutally destroyed before your eyes.

[@EntertainmentMan132]

Thank you, all the idiots at my school kept saying how great sharknado is, if you have to tell me that they're trying to make a bad movie, then that is an excuse for making an aweful movie!! We could've watched star trek or the dark knight rises, but no, we got to watch that

[@joe_v_runs]

Sharknado's tomato-meter on Rotten Tomatoes is ridiculous! 81% from all critics so far (ONLY 3 rotten BUT 13 FRESH?!?) and 100%...100%...from top critics?!?! What has the world come to? I just can't trust Rotten Tomatoes as much as I used to. It just all comes down to seeing the movie and judging it on my own with an open mind. -_-

[@Readingmakesyoufat]

Good videos all year man. I've been waiting for this video all year. I've never done that b4 wtf youtube is getting sick

[@Ethan-de3we]

I actually checked to see if the video paused at 7:12

[@jamesporter1496]

Thanks for a great year of movie reviews Chris! You're truly the best reviewer on KZbin and a big part of why I started a review site, thanks Chris!

[@eduardogabriel1999]

Chris Stuckmann would do a great Kevin Spacey impression

[@gavinhenderson7250]

Wow. That comment has not aged well in the slightest.

[@wonder_9315]

Should I tell him or is somebody else?

[@sin5451]

Gavin Henderson legit thinking the same thing

[@ashyslashy22]

Well this aged about as well as a bag of eggs on a hot sidewalk

[@lpr5269]

Adam Sandler will do any movie for a paycheck. The answer to your question "Why he made Grown Ups 2?" is he was paid $20 million for it. Unfortunately, crappy movies are a large part of Hollywood's revenue a lot like McDonald's is a large part of the Fast Food industry's revenues. It sucks but it is very popular.

[@TaruhaKurogane]

when you suddenly laugh, it creeps me out

[@Camden1313]

You know the first thing I did after watching your review? Looked up Liam Hemsworth running in Paranoia :)

[@karlzone2]

Worth it? Was it really that ridiculous?

[@Camden1313]

karlzone2 Mhhhhff...it ain't pretty, but it's not the worst running I've seen either :)

[@Camden1313]

@@giorgosmanahiaris7086 Well now I have to look this up😆

[@ChrisTheSheriff]

5:48 everytime he laughs in this video i think he is about to go on a killing spree

[@BalloonSage]

Cool, I was looking for a reviewer I haven't watched before, and your vids are great!

[@frankelguy]

I love the fact that Hugh Jackman managed to make both your number one spots (in best and worst for 2013).

[@Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy]

You know the movies in the list will be really shitty when Grown Ups 2 didn't even make the cut.

[@charlesford7887]

2013 by far was one of the worst year of my life.

[@lilgera]

and also was the worst year for movies and video games

[@trewth2002]

Tomb raider

[@L1LT4T3R]

+Rapperjosh13 Don't forget the masterpiece, The Last of Us

[@lilgera]

+Nathan H. Also GTA 5

[@nolangolightly8378]

+Pugg And Bioshock Infinite

[@ericmoss8928]

I like Sharknado. I like all 4 of them. I get why people don't like them, but I find them enjoyable and I like crazy over-the-top movies. The worst parts of any of them would be anything involving Tara Reid. I don't care for her character at all. The rest is just fun. Sharknado 3 had sharks in space! It makes no sense but it's so odd and crazy that it's fun. Sharknado 3 had a lightsaber-like chainsaw and Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens parodied parts of Star Wars and had a 3-bladed "cross guard" chainsaw (parody of Kylo Ren's lightsaber). There's just so much fun I have watching them.

[@amandar.5578]

same

[@ericmoss8928]

Brayant Martinez I haven't seen those yet. I'll get to them sometime.

[@JSPokemonYT]

I agree with you, Chris. Movie makers need to respect their audiences.

[@samkresil6011]

9:53 And that was why Rogue Pictures decided not to release the film in advance of critics....yes, critics, because they actually knew the film would be panned at some point if it was screened by critic's advances and audiences would miss seeing it.

[@brucenlittlepictures]

I think The Purge deserves the "most disappointing movie of 2013" award. Haha

[@charlestrippyfan92]

I loved this video! Your rants are hilarious. haha Keep up the good work! :)

[@pinkpandamiranda]

I really loved the host. I read the book in 6th grade, and it was actually good! She must have had a good editor. But the film... well, it was a lot more than I expected.

[@jennysue4141]

I've never watched KZbin channels about movie reviews, but I love your movie reviews! Keep being awesome!

[@LPlandOFazul]

I love when Chris is sooooo angry hehe

[@Daniel-Rosa.]

How about a Chris' Awards at the end of the year? "Best-looking movie", "Best acting", "Best camerawork", "Best spooks", "Most laugh-streak" and so, be creative.

[@falkovon9135]

I looked "In Bruges" and got this.

[@thaboot3378]

Me too wtf

[@GaryWalshDublin]

Chris, I love your reviews. Your presentation style has changed a lot over the years

[@LunarSpiral1127]

I saw the clip of Liam Hemsworth running in Paranoia. Good god, that running. XD

[@DamienKazanFilmmaker]

The Counselor is about greed and grief, it's about actions and consequences. it's like a modern poem. You can't enjoy the perfect ending of that film is you don't accept its first hour. The film shows how greed can get your attention out of every signs of danger the Univers can send you. This film was gritty, visceral and poetic, you missed a great one there Stuckmann!

[@alphacause]

No Top 10 worst list would be complete without mentioning Marlon Wayans' "Haunted House". There was not even one redeeming quality about this film. The racial humor that was in it was cliched by the standards of mid 1990s. Making an entire film a parody about the Paranormal franchise meant that they had to stretch 5 minutes worth of material, deserving of a sitcom skit, to the length of a feature length film, thus stretch the patience of anyone, with any sense of taste, to the breaking point. All in all it was cinematic feces.

[@sonicjrjr14]

Idk, I guess my enjoyment of the film comes from the fact that I hate found footage movies in general (Blair Witch, Paranormal Activity, Chernobyl Diaries, etc.) so I was just begging for somebody, anybody, to call out this genre and make fun of it. Hell, even give the black perspective on it kind in the same vein as The Boondocks. If that movie had to come from anyone, I'm glad it wasn't Friedberg & Seltzer. Because lets be honest, this is probably the only spoof film in over a DECADE to show even a little bit of effort.

[@beaster3235]

I loved the Lone Ranger. I don't know why people were bitching about it but I guess everybody has there own opinions.

[@andrewhooper5933]

because you like bad movies

[@bazzathebaptist5564]

Your not alone I loved the movie and people who comment saying I like bad movies can go suck it as the movie had great special effects Johnny Deppmalthough his performance was contreversial I thought he did well and all the other actors did good and it also has one of the best climax scenes ive ever seen in a movie

[@josepheubank8405]

beaster3235 I might stretch to say I love it, but I definitely enjoyed it.

[@---ut6fk]

To be honest I thought that Twilight was more entertaining than The Host....

[@V3xsux]

I love The Counsellor, strange as that may seem, and I love your reaction to it. The Counsellor is rough and it does give off a sense of self-importance. However there is one circle of people to whom this movie caters: the existential philosophers. Cormac McCarthy is an existentialist's wet dream. His stories explore key concepts (compromised moral code, existential angst, (un)importance of love, justice) and it is fun to see these ideas toyed with on-screen. The Counsellor is hard to watch for similar reasons that Philosophy is hard to read: it doesn't try to appeal to a broad audience and instead demands its consumers to ''rise'' to its level (for ill, in my opinion).

[@CCDevlin]

I am appaled by the fact that you have no video on Predestination.

[@guillaumeherinckx7840]

I like your new style. It´s great that you try to make more impressions, it´s funnier. Keep it up Chris ;)

[@MajinVegito100]

They should call it Sharknado 2: Electric Boogaloo

Got here looking for an Oldboy review. Strange thing actually since i'v following Chris reviews for a long time now, and never saw this. Still want to see Chris opinion on the original masterpiece tho.

[@truemancunian6451]

Am I the only one watching this in 2016

[@eyeball5643]

Nope

[@Alpaqax]

Nah m8

[@samdoyle3945]

Yes

[@GuillermoCruz_88]

+sam doyle nope

[@WilliamStephanusArriel]

+sam doyle nit really

[@luckyday465768]

The Lone Ranger? THANK YOU!!! god that movie was a fucking insult to an American Icon. No one will remember the cool lone ranger, instead they'll remember the obtuse one with Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp, the one they thought was good but in reality was fucking terrible!!!! I'm a huge fan of the TV series, and that was one of the best western shows ever made, FUCK YOU Disney for ruining such a great franchise.... I still think Frozen is okay, and Saving Mr. Banks was good, better than Frozen actually.

[@madahad9]

But wait.....Disney has the Star Wars universe to trash. On the cover of a AAA Travel paper my father periodically gets it had Mickey dressed as Luke and Minnie as Leia with hair buns....it sent a cold cold shiver up my spine.

[@luckyday465768]

GREG FREEMAN I lost faith in Disney in making live action movies. But then I saw Saving Mr. Banks... even then, one movie does not mean this company would be back on its feet. Disney has to make more live action movies that are good, and not idiotic cash grabs, or attempted cash grabs, because The Lone Ranger did not grab any cash.

[@madahad9]

Seek out a review of Saving Mr. Banks by science fiction author Harlan Ellision. B.S. is a word he uses abundantly in regards to the content of the movie. It is ALL made up to sell Disney's image. P.L, Travers HATED what they did with her book to her dying day. The review is very funny if interested.

[@madahad9]

I love listening to Ellison speak and agree with most of what he has to say but sometimes his ego can make Godzilla look like the Geiko gecco. At what point does be opinionated cross over to bombastic arrogance? I don't believe he is just doing it for show. There are many real things to angry about but ranting about trading cards is not one of them.

[@madahad9]

Really, who cares about these things than anal obsessive collectors who seriously need to get out and make real life connections. When he stated that comic books were America's literature, sadder and truer words had never been spoken. And I died a little bit more inside. I personally refuse to use the words "graphic novel". It is a pompous term. They are comic books assemnled ito a single collection volume. They are not to be confused with War and Peace, Moby Dick, Don Quixote,etc. Same on Mr. Ellison.

[@cantthinkofausername4384]

I loved Hansel and Gretel. It was a guilty pleasure though. :)

[@Domin1cPhoenix]

I can't really hate on Hansel and Gretel. The movie knew what it was. We all knew what it was. It was a movie that just tried to be fun (which it was). It didn't try to be Oscar worthy it just tried to be fun and entertaining which it was. It didn't take itself seriously.

[@KevinKoolx]

You take that back Sharknado is cinema gold!

[@TheAnugupta]

Man you are funny !! I subscribed to your channel just because the way you narrate...!!! keep up !!

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

8:56 I use this line so often when reacting to movie trailers

[@dustmybroom288]

I love the Lone Ranger it is one of the few films that has wowed me when watching it. It is currently my second favourite movie behind John Carter.

[@CaptainPajamaPants]

A complaint you had was that Smurfs 2 was aimed to keep kids occupied... no shit. That is exactly what it was supposed to do, so to complain about it pointless. It is the equivalent of saying you didn't like Titanic because it had a dark ending. Or a boat in it.

[@CaptainPajamaPants]

....But they are kids... To them, the movies like Smurfs 2 are great, and the movies were made for them, so why is this guy saying that the movie is childish? Of course it is! It was made that way!

[@CaptainPajamaPants]

***** I have no idea what you are trying to say...

[@tylermane77]

Just because it's supposed to distract kids doesn't mean its allowed to suck.

[@CaptainPajamaPants]

But you are both adults who are saying that these movies suck, but they weren't made for you. If kids like them, then who cares what adults think. I go back and watch "bad" movies from when I was a kid, and still think they are great, regardless of poor production quality, cinematography, or whatever. I can still tap into that childhood side of watching a movie and just enjoying it, and not being so critical of it. If you are picking movies to show your kids simply based on the art and cinema behind the movie, you probably won't show them that many children's movies. You sort have to remove yourself from the argument and look at it from a child's perspective. I am basically just repeating myself over and over, but the fact that a movie critic who watches a lot of movies and it in his twenties didn't like the Smurfs 2 shouldn't surprise anyone. It wasn't made for the art cinema fans, it wasn't even made to be a groundbreaking children's movie. It was just stupid, simple fun.

[@CaptainPajamaPants]

You have this concept of "good" that you keep applying, but I am not sure that it applies. Smurfs 2 was not made to be "good" or critically acclaimed. Obviously. It was made to be for kids under 6. A good example that I can think of is pop music. They make it simple and repetitive and then everyone can sing along, but when someone does something different people can get more attached to it. The same is the case with these movies. The Smurfs 2 is pop music, you don't have to like it, but it will sell and people will "sing-along" to it.

[@whitesabbath6581]

10.) A Good Day to Die Hard 9.) Getaway 8.) The Counselor 7.) Killing Season 6.) The Host 5.) The Smurfs 2 4.) Texas Chainsaw 3D 3.) Paranoia 2.) Sharknado 1.) Movie 43 ----------------------- Honorable Mentions: 1.) Grown Ups 2 2.) Hansel and Gretel 3.) 21 and Over 4.) R.I.P.D. 5.) The Lone Ranger 6.) Walking with Dinosaurs 7.) After Earth

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

This video is so funny, was that your intention? Also, I totally thought that After Earth would be on this list, but apparently not.

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

Actually, you gave "After Earth" a C, did you just start liking it less over time?

[@ENTERPLAYSTUDIO]

Man, you remind me so much of Andrew Kramer, from Video Co-Pilot.... Not even so much the way you look, but the way you guys talk is remarkably similar. Anyway, new fan here! Subbed!

[@carsinruin6102]

Watching this video reminded me why I subscribed to Chris all those years ago, what happened man? To many antidepressants? Wish the man well but where did his energy go and where did all the melancholy come from?

[@beatmasternew4210]

Haha this is your funniest video ever! Seeing you all riled up about these awful movies just made my day :D You can now see yourself totally lose it. I'm glad Sharknado was on here; I literally left the room with a headache when my friends put it on one day. Also Chris, the short film you made, would you ever consider posting it on your KZbin channel despite it not being incomplete?

[@drizzydrew98]

I actually enjoyed 21&over lol

[@nathandowney9193]

drizzydrew98 Me too lol

[@salm3065]

Same here haha

[@Nick_____Andriano.3]

Same haha

[@fangsabre]

I watched it at midnight with like 3 friends in a living room. It's gud if you watch it for the same reason you watch the hangover sequels, for nothing other than drunk entertainment and no plot or wit

[@MegaChickpeas]

Totally agree that Die Hard 5 was the most dissapointting. After the unexpectedly good Die Hard 4 this totally blew me off!

[@CCbat33]

Hansel and Gretel was really cool...

[@HanLe-nv4pw]

My friend and I saw the host on Netflix and my friend actually liked it. I've refused to talk to her since then.