Christians Don't Have curse Words

[@thecowboy9698]

"Creativity is funnier than crude." Great line - and so true. You don't have to swear to be funny, or get your point across.

[@vernitico]

But it does help.

[@cathipalmer8217]

True enough. If you can't be funny, you can always talk dirty, right?

[@twalathrasher7521]

I have finally proven that point to my kids and introduce them to Christian Comedy, they like it

[@BobbySacamano]

He should bust out that creativity one day.

[@jamesflaherty822]

@@twalathrasher7521 i think its wrong to poison your children with christian comedy, but i guess its better than throwing them onto a piece of protruding rebar, or forcing them to eat glass. "HE IS RISEN" thats a joke.

[@RealityStar9]

Truth and humor are the two best things that can come out of your mouth and they aren't mutually exclusive. Keep it up!

[@CDPLANDSCAPELLC]

"He puts me in the game, even when I don't deserve to be put in the game" Love that

[@user-ke2gh8km6s]

It’s nice to see a nice clean comedian who’s loves Jesus, and I like how true he is about cursing. It’s so sad that cursing is natural, well, just like any other sin. I know we’re all guilty of it, but there’s a big difference between it slipping out and saying it just because.

[@justinpata93]

"Hey! (throws hand up) Guess!" Best line ever!! 😂😂

[@xfactor98765]

The middle finger comes from archer days. To pull back the bow requires mid. finger and ring finger and thumb. They would cut off the archer mid. finger and would walk by, mocking them by raising theirs. Like "look what I got". It was an insult, not a curse word.The sixties, supposedly, is where it started to mean beep-blank. Originally, it was an insult for sure.

[@nofighting95]

That isn't true

[@wpcbrown]

Did you know there a song called Jesus freak

[@xfactor98765]

***** Please enlighten. I was under the impression that was fact.

[@xfactor98765]

Wayne Brown Dctalk. Early 90's. Yup. Know it well. I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak, there ain't no disguising the truth.

[@berniefynn6623]

It was the first two fingers and held up the V as an insult/

[@News2urearsBlogspot]

From this segment, it sounds like a good set! Never heard this guy before. I got here thru Tim Hawkins videos (this was a "related video").

[@heidichrist4000]

It says in Ephesians '4 : 29' says 'Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.' Meaning Jesus doesn't want us to commit a verbal atrocity.

[@jammadamma]

Fuck that...

[@Harrisonmego]

@@jammadamma you're not edgy. Get a life, dude. Why're you here if you want to be rude to Christians

[@Gnarmarmilla]

Heidi CHRIST blessed are you Heidi, May The Lord God continually plant seeds by your mouth and by the mouths of your loved ones. Amen

[@golfer435]

Yes, but words themselves are not inherently evil. I can say the nicest thing on the planet about you in the most condescending way possible and it would be an insult. It's about intent not what you actually say

[@jerperiago]

@@golfer435 Yep,totally agree and learning to be authentic with my brothers even if it includes curse words flying around at times isn't wrong and actually develops trust that we can actually "build one another up"

[@noisepuppet]

MOTHER FFFFFFFFFFFFFine weather we're having

[@punchline43]

Are you kidding me? SHUT THE FFFFFFFFFFront door! It's gotta be 20 below out there!

[@Sarahnessoyeah]

MOTHER FFFFFFFFFather sister brother. One of my favorites.

[@esmooth919]

OH, FFFFFFFFFFFFfire truck.

[@lilibetp]

I've heard brother trucker...

[@imfamous6909]

You son of a mother

[@manofgod9439]

I'm laughing so hard man!! You're so funny! God Bless!

[@GEN47-27]

I like how he preaches while giving comedy... he's indirectly teaching people how to reign in life through the abundance of grace (accepting him despite his stinkyness) and the gift of righteousness ( you cannot do anything, just believe)

[@Tharaxtis1987]

The middle finger came from English Archers. When an archer was captured and they knew he was an archer they cut off his middle finger so he could no longer shoot his bow. So if an archer was ever undiscovered and or set free they showed the middle finger as an act of defiance that they were an archer and could still kill you.

[@Tharaxtis1987]

Yes that is correct

[@MrCalhounr1]

No, it is not correct according to Snopes "Despite the lack of motion pictures and television way back in the 15th century, the details of medieval battles such as the one at Agincourt in 1415 did not go unrecorded. Battles were observed and chronicled by heralds who were present at the scene and recorded what they saw, judged who won, and fixed names for the battles. These heralds were not part of the participating armies, but were, as military expert John Keegan describes, members of an "international corporation of experts who regulated civilized warfare." Several heralds, both French and English, were present at the battle of Agincourt, and not one of them (or any later chroniclers of Agincourt) mentioned anything about the French having cut off the fingers of captured English bowman."

[@esmifrado]

That sounds more like those things people make up, I that thought 3 seconds about it came to the conclusion that we use the middle finger because is the only one that allows you to do the balls ( I dont know if you realize but the middle finger really symbolizes a dick, in my country we dont even say giving the middle finger but we say "doing the dick").

[@trebleking1641]

It was Welsh bowmen.

[@amelialalllalala3914]

thats such a cool origin story

[@myvisionownsme]

I LOVE THIS...because I'm a Christian comic and I keep it real in my comedy. People who don't go to church anymore come to hear me share comedy and plant the word. I love this calling...

[@stephanosjameswantsthecock9950]

Dino Peredetout Stay brave you man-child. Your emotional rant is an inspiration to children world-wide.

[@Jazzyjen1997]

Look up. 101 Christian cuss words. Tim Hawkins!!! Lol

[@gunotrulz]

this is so good, hes doing comedy AND adding combining a bit of some legit preaching

[@dputnam12]

" I came out of the closet and admitted I was a Christian." Haha! Love it!

[@piesho]

Yeah, in a country where ~70% of the population is Christian, that's a brave thing to do.

[@readytogo3186]

Best line!

[@gloriajones3952]

Third finger- i'm cursing you, but i'm dyslexic.

[@laylagardner8728]

As a standup I usually don't care for "clean" comedy but this was actually very clever. Personally my act is really dirty but it's nice to see a comedian who shows "clean" does not have to mean boring.

[@brookecarmichael5785]

+EquestrianLife oh yeah he is!! I love Tim Hawkins lol.

[@amberslilrose3954]

Gotta check out Tim Hawkins! Try fun funeral or full range of motion

[@cheriherron134]

Brooke Carmichael

[@peterriverajr6899]

Rob Stafford if you dont think his is boring i dont want to see what you consider boring

[@gracieperkins1182]

Watch Jeanne Robertson, she is the funniest comedian I've ever seen and she doesn't use any curse word.

[@newspapersuit]

Amen and thank you! Finally some Spiritual thinking in this place!!! Dear brother or sister, I'm glad that you can see the contradiction of being like-minded with the Father and calling someone an SOB if they "really deserved it" like some people calling themselves christians are claiming that it wouldn't be so bad to do...and yet this is only an outburst. How much worse would be stoning someone for "really deserving it" by not agreeing with your views. The Good God loves all mankind.

[@Gandoff2000]

I saw Mr. Stine live once. Made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. Very few people have done that. I think he has a gift. That being said, I do not think calling people a bunch of vipers is cursing. He compared them to an animal that had sneaky behavior. If I said “you guys act like a bunch of dogs" it would be offensive but not a curse word. Still, I like his skill.

[@MiilyGarcia0119]

My step father instinctively points with his middle finger, and as a child I found it so funny lol

[@avishaimiller9412]

The Christian life: Justified Sinners meaning we fall short of the glory of God but because of what Jesus Christ did, we stand blameless and justified before God

[@5winder]

Not repentance to be saved?

[@christophervrioni2164]

I love this guy first time i ever heard this Man was in Fresno at the Promise Keepers Convention at the Save Mart Center ... It was packed with People /Christians from all denominations even Judeo-Christian maybe even other folks but it was packed with Men and some women and he had the place on fire it was great !!! I loved it ...

[@jamesstewart3088]

The 5 finger prayer. Have you read the prayer? The middle finger is to remind you to pray for the authorities above us. So left up those middle fingers and tell everyone that we are praying for our authorities.

[@Arkatox]

I can't believe there are people in the comments who are saying this isn't funny. This is one of my favorite comedy videos _ever_. I keep coming back to it over the years because it's just that dang good. Heck, Stine is better than most comedians out there.

[@martinkuliza]

"I can't believe there are people in the comments who are saying this isn't funny." YES YOU CAN, You just gotta have faith

[@Arkatox]

@@martinkuliza Haha, fair enough. This set is very much aimed at people who grew up in Christian households, and I understand how it wouldn't hit the same for people that doesn't apply to. It should be pointed out that my comment was from 8+ years ago. I'm no longer a Christian and I very much disagree with some of the things Brad has said in recent years. All that said, I just rewatched the video, and it's gold as it ever was. I still reference the _gesture_ "GUESS!" to my friends sometimes. It's such a good joke.

[@martinkuliza]

@@Arkatox LOL... Fair enough and he is a good comedian... Amen (For old Times sake) LOL

[@DigidestinedofTrust]

I agree; it's sad that so many that proclaim the name of Christ don't live the message of God. I don't blame you for leaving. If I were unsaved and saw church after church preaching the word and then living just like the world, I'd leave too. But I thank God that He blessed me with growing up with multiple church families that not only preaches the Word, but they live it! I rejoice that I was able to repent of my sins and live for Him. I still make mistakes but I repent.

[@SuperSonic1ify]

Christianity is awesome. I'm a Christian myself and this guy is hilarious!

[@eliteforcebeyond]

Me too.

[@RA1DERASSASS1N]

Not Ashamed!!

[@PeterParker-lf7ft]

Me also and I'm not ashamed.

[@StriVision]

lol theres literally nthn TO BE ashamed about, so no need to say that ;)

[@PeterParker-lf7ft]

So true.

[@dputnam12]

Sounds like you have a teaching gift. I just learned last week that people born with the gift of teaching usually have a great sense of humor. Is that why you are trying to teach me something? Good stuff, but I already knew that. Hehe. I pray you find some new Christians to disciple. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Haha!

[@jaelanderson6263]

Great comedian..teaches truth..we can laugh at our differences instead fighting over differences

[@aceartworkproductions8486]

look up Christian cuss words by tim hawkins

[@HardCorpsPredator]

Honestly, I don't have a problem with most "swear" words. I'm selective as to which ones I use, and I remain sensitive to the people I speak to and the places I'm in. It's all about respecting other people's views. I'll never cuss around my family because they themselves don't cuss. Now using God's name in vain is just plain wrong. That's where I draw the line.

[@taylorantley]

For some reason "ouch" just doesn't cut it! LOL

[@vipermustang42]

I mean, he's not wrong. If I slammed my hand in a car door, a certain other 4 letter word just works a lot better.

[@consultwithanita]

all figured out...I just choose to be knowledgeable about my relationship with God, knowing that I will have to explain it to other non believers someday. One thing I do know, is that I believe you will become my Brother in Christ and I love you and will continue to pray for you. May God continue to bless you and your family and keep his hand of protection over you. I enjoyed our debate over this matter.

[@mummymango8924]

Brad Stine is THE BEST!!!

[@mysoutherngardeningjourney]

I have a friend who told me this story to explain where the middle finger thing came from: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PLUCK%20YOU Also, cursing is relative. Apparently it's perfectly acceptable to say "damn" from the pulpit in Australian churches. The word isn't as strong as Americans consider it.

[@crocodile7801]

If you go to a "church" that doesn't say "damn" or "damned" from behind the pulpit, then perhaps the good news is not be predicated upon the bad news. Meaning that if you reject the good news, then you are damned. I realize the context you used is different than I used, but as I understand your point I hope you also understand my point. God bless.

[@acrophobe]

Surprising that this actually made me laugh several times. Nowadays this guy just screams furiously at the top of his lungs for an hour at a time at the fact that the world is changing.

[@darin13deckard]

Being a Christian is more than just believing. Salvation requires obedience

[@sheybaal5400]

Ute nailed it on the head 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@michaeljones9851]

salvation is by the grace of GOD not of works lest any man should boast you dont get to heaven by what you have done after you are saved by his grace

[@shannonkennedy1750]

dpaul dkkk but faith without works is dead

[@ADerpyReality]

Kids don't obey their biological (or step) parents and are really upset when their lied too, they still have trust left. Kids are curious and full of wonder (which doesn't have to go away) so stories really intrigue them. Birds have hollow bones and feathers which helps them fly. That's real. Then we get to be teenagers don't obey the always right watching you all the time whether you see them or not who say it's for your safety... And then the representatives make claims on behalf of an invisible man who happens to be the most prevalent god in that state, territory or country. The ones that do know how the system works (which is good) and figure it out (or bend). Imagine the popularity of sun gods if we were aware of matter and stardust when it was popular. By the time we're adults we so much information and we've started a life we're the main focus in. Misinformation or tested/peer reviewed researched information and we can get involved in either. We can build a house, become a scientist, watch comedians/anime/news, we can be the people involved in that. As a species we could blow up the planet, maybe we'll terraform a new one (or many). There may be a god that became like us but was hydrogen in the beginning (although the consciousness involved is astronomically unlikely) making first steps like terraforming which literally means earth shaping. Don't feel shit because you aren't someone else. I'm more on the Futurama type deal. That's one of the few cartoons without an all powerful god(I'm an atheist). Professor Farnsworth witnessed evolution he put in motion but he also saw multiple exact same universes die out and be reborn in 2 big bangs. Did you know a star explodes which results in the beginning of a new galaxy every 100 years? But because there are so many stars a astronomy expert can see three per night.

[@thebullybuffalo]

Shannon Kennedy yes because obedience follows salvation. Not salvation follows obedience. You think your obedience is good enough to justify you from your own sin?

[@readytogo3186]

Great to know you're a Christian, sir. Blessings to you!

[@garyconyers]

LOL - you make it sound as if "God bless you" is a bad thing to say to me when the intentions are clearly positive. People say "God Bless" all the time to me at work, my friends say it too. Its nice, and appreciated. Thank you. My best wishes to you too.

[@yojoeo9067]

All I've been saying is "oh my days" recently.

[@baneh1329]

Hate you

[@aurelio33]

does anyone else find his voice relaxing? 😂

[@tomlayman3141]

His facial expressions are part of what makes him funny when he raises his voice. Don't knock it.

[@icewhipRox]

"I wanna join your religion!" "No bacon!" "I'm out!" LMAO! Awesome!

[@dawson0610]

God actually forbids us to eat pig, but yet most do not obey His command.

[@martinkuliza]

Also very primitive and simplistic

[@nealtherealdeal9618]

@@dawson0610In Mark 7:19, Jesus declared all foods clean, because what we eat doesn’t go into our hearts, it goes into our stomach and out of the body.

[@dawson0610]

@@nealtherealdeal9618 Jesus is using the Old Testament as the standard against man made traditions. So it is very clear that Jesus is not doing away with any Old Testament teachings about eating pork or not. He would not defend the Old Testament and condemn man-made traditions and then turn around and do away with the commands in Leviticus 11 all the same breath. That would not make sense. The context in both Jesus’ and the pharisees’ minds is ceremonial washing and not pork. Jesus explains that it is not what goes in and out of our bodies that make us clean or unclean, but what comes out of the heart. Jesus finishes by saying, Food doesn’t go into your heart, but only passes through the stomach and then goes into the sewer.” (By saying this, he declared that every kind of food is acceptable in God’s eyes.) Mark 7:19 NLT Now in the KJV Mark 7:9 ends with “purging all meats” While the NLT says “every kind of food.” The NLT is actually more accurate here. The word that the KJV used for meat is the Greek word, “bromata.” Bromata simply means food. It does not necessarily mean flesh. So the NLT is right. Jesus said the food that will come out of your body is clean, whether or not you did the traditional washing of hands. Clean or unclean flesh is clearly not the issue here. Jesus would not exalt the Old Testament over the traditions of man and then turn around and do away with what the Old Testament taught. He is doing away with the traditions of man. “Bromata” simply means food, not flesh, of any kind though it could include flesh. So Jesus declared all foods clean, regardless of the ceremonial washing. When the NLT says every food is acceptable in God’s eyes it is absolutely accurate. Pork was never considered food in this context, either by Jesus or the pharisees. We have to keep things in context. When you tell your kids there is no school today so you can do whatever you want, it goes without saying that they still can’t go rob a bank. When you said “anything,” the context was automatically understood. Likewise when it says “thus purging all meats” in the KJV or “declared that every kind of food is acceptable in God’s eyes,” the context is automatically understood that the food is clean whether or not one did the ceremonial washing. The Ceremonial washing does not make the food clean or unclean. The context in this story has nothing to do with pork or other unclean flesh being made clean. Matthew makes the context even more clear: For from the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, all sexual immorality, theft, lying, and slander.These are what defile you. Eating with unwashed hands will never defile you.” Matthew 15:20 NLT Matthew 15:19-20 makes it clear that in Mark 7:19 Jesus is talking about washing with unclean hands and not unclean meats. Unclean meats were not the issue to any of the parties participating in the discussion in Mark 7 and Matthew 15. If Jesus had declared pork clean in Mark 7 then I would really be confused why later, in Acts 10, Peter was still following the regulations in Leviticus 11. And even then, Peter makes the context of the vision of Acts 10 clear in Acts 10:28 NLT “But God has shown me that I should no longer think of anyone as impure or unclean.” Peter tells us the context of the vision was about Jews and Gentiles and not clean and unclean meats. Also, in 1 Corinthians 8, when Paul is saying you can eat whatever you want, 1 Corinthians 8:1 makes food sacrificed to idols the clear context. Eating pork or other unclean flesh never crossed Paul’s mind while he was speaking or writing.

[@teddylovesjesus]

amen amen i love this video wish you would come to roanoke va

[@RicardoMiera]

That is true, and it even relates it to servitude in the scripture. It is a question of whether I want to be selfish, and serve myself, and my personal desires, or if I choose to try lay myself down, and serve others before myself. I believe, what I as a Christian am called to do, is to Accept, Love, and Serve, God, my community, and fellow Christians. So, yes, I do lay down my own desires, that I may have at times, and place those callings first.

[@tochristbetheglory6221]

No one should call anyone an "idiot" because it's sinful to do so. God created great people. Some of them go astray so it's the Christians' jobs to bring them to Christ. A Keep in mind that there are wicked ones called the seed of the serpent also who are so evil that they promote immorality in the society and corrupt systems. May God bless Former indoctrinated atheist, saved by Christ and His children.

[@jaster101finity4]

sorry but some people are an idiot, you see em, wasting time doing nothing, mostly young people, they ar ehired to do a JOB, and dont do anything, sorry but they are idiots, being PAID to do nothing. wasting time and resources, effort by others, sorry pal we got alot of IDIOTS.

[@baneh1329]

Former indoctrinated huh? Yeah cause the church isn't like that at all

[@TheTomWilcox]

this guy looks like Dennis Leary

[@tickedoffnow]

Omg I totally see it

[@mikiescomedychannel]

You’re right ! He does looks like Dennis Leary I can tell the difference between Leary and Stine , Leary is hardcore and Stine is a Wussy

[@Lord_Euronymous]

Maybe my mother should watch this.....because she got sorely displeased when I said "holy crud"..............REALLY?!?!? holy crud is an offensive word? You drop f-bombs and say just about every other profanity in the dictionary and holy CRUD is an offensive word!? *SIGHS* whatever.

[@janpetterh]

Holy: Dedicated or consecrated to God or a religious purpose; sacred. Crud: A substance that is disgusting or unpleasant, typically because of its dirtiness. I think it's pretty obvious.

[@Lord_Euronymous]

Point taken, but again I reiterate MY point. When she says literally every profanity in the dictionary and gets offended by holy crud.

[@peaches3835]

wow man that really fucking sucks dicks. I couldnt deal with that shit

[@dhoops616]

+Jan-Petter Hammersland actually in Hewbrew holy primarily means set apart.

[@abandonedchannel8981]

Raine_ 15 Macca do you believe in God? cause all u need to say is "yes. Jesus is the son of God." believe it for real and ur saved. that simple.

[@heavychevy383]

seen this guy 3 times live & hes awesome!

[@chawndel8279]

Who is it?

[@-xirx-]

​@@chawndel8279 His names Sir Anthony

[@einbit]

Please enlighten us on the differences in belief between Baptists and Christians.

[@esmooth919]

Lolz...my favorite "hand gesture" is: you put three fingers up, index, middle and ring; and say "Read between the lines."

[@ragingpirate5727]

What's the point of that? If ur gonna flip them off then just flip them off

[@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686]

My dad and I flip up our pinky at each other lol

[@techman9634]

Mrs. Thomas me too

[@ashesly]

that's cute

[@allanrichardson1468]

That also happens to be the Boy Scout salute.

[@Ginasong]

Also, for those who asked why one word was worse than another: One word can describe it in a baser manner than the other and it seems to be about perspective too. Also, I want to add that when I got saved, Jesus helped me clean up my language pretty quick and when I was moving a couch and tore my big toe nail off, I did not curse. Later, when I wrecked my motorcycle, I was able to call out on the name of God to help me and I'm so glad a curse word is not what popped into my mind first.

[@readytogo3186]

Bless you!

[@redfaux74]

Same here. What comes from the mouth comes from the heart. People need to man up and think about their choices.

[@ethanhugare4247]

I love Jesus

[@starbit8756]

Yay! Good for you! Want some bread?!

[@ikmalaxl5286]

now go eat shit

[@5winder]

Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. @@ikmalaxl5286

[@Harrisonmego]

@@ikmalaxl5286 Wow, you're edgy. Do you feel better about yourself? If you're just here to insult Christians, then why're you even here

[@Harrisonmego]

@@cvrator and you too

[@Sieist23Jahrealt]

@ 3:26 he mentions that we "made up" the middle finger curse. I was told that it came from when captors of Native Americans had them as P.O.W.'s they would cut off their middle fingers, rendering their use of bow and arrows much less effective. As a form of mockery the Native American's captors would walk by where they were being imprisoned and flip them their middle finger to very sadistically torment them. I don't know if this story i heard was true but i always found it a very interesting possible origin of the middle finger curse.

[@dhoops616]

interesting. but then think.... why do all other countries use it?

[@thewretchedexcess3203]

+Sieist23Jahrealt lol no its from ancient greek

[@cheryl4me100]

You have an excellent point. Well expressed!

[@moesnews9370]

What’s in the heart comes out the mouth

[@Geenster0128]

This is the kind of entertainment the body of Christ should be taking in... not that's stuff Hollywood puts out.

[@katepalmer1657]

Right

[@alindastar4297]

Very funny and true.

[@golfer435]

Theres actually scientific studies that show that expletives or exclamations are actually therapeutic.

[@shawnmiller9763]

My grandmother told me to say “praise the Lord” whenever I got hurt. It works better than swearing to take the pain away.

[@maw88ify]

If cursing is natural than not to curse is unnatural... >>The Bible CLEARLY says all unnatural acts are EVIL ! LOL

[@alexanderharrison3912]

It's natural to curse due to sin. If we didn't sin, I imagine we would no curse.

[@victoronyt]

Christianity is for adults too

[@victoronyt]

Mary Mount it seems given the personal information on your G+ page that you are the one with a drug problem indeed. Academy of jelqing? And a profile pic of a woman? Get a life, other than the meaningless existence of being an internet -coward- troll.

[@ikmalaxl5286]

Victor Breaux there are adults who still watches kids cartoon too :)

[@Sparkles8046]

LMAO! He is so funny, at the same time he has a point!

[@Kryptoniankousin]

@VolunteerMinimum Yeah, I was looking for the verse but I couldn't find it. I knew John the Baptist, I just couldn't find where Jesus did. Thanx

[@jazzy51696]

Mark 7:18-19 So He said to them, "Are you thus without understanding also? Do you not perceive that whatever enters a man from outside cannot defile him, because it does not enter his heart but his stomach, and is eliminated, thus purifying all foods?"

[@kal_eurus5889]

"But beware lest somehow this liberty of yours become a stumbling block to those who are weak. For if anyone sees you who have knowledge eating in an idol's temple, will not the conscience of him who is weak be emboldened to eat those things offered to idols? And because of your knowledge shall the weak brother perish, for whom Christ died? But when you thus sin against the brethren and wound their weak conscience, you sin against Christ. Therefore, if food makes my brother stumble, I will never again eat meat, lest I make my brother stumble" (I Corinthians 8:9-13)

[@StefanTravis]

Christian Comedy: Comedy for people who don't like comedy. Christian Rock: Rock for people who don't want to rock. Christian Sex: ...etc.

[@purplefry1752]

Dude I am a Christian and I love comedy where are you getting your information from?

[@StefanTravis]

Arthur Kirkland Ex-christians.

[@purplefry1752]

Seriously wow then those people really must hate us...

[@StefanTravis]

Arthur Kirkland If you want to hear hate of cigarettes, ask an ex-smoker. There's a reason half the New Atheist crusaders were raised evangelicals. But not many evangelicals seem to be former atheists. Maybe 'cos there's just not many former atheists about.

[@purplefry1752]

Right well just so you know I do find your comment offensive because I love rock and I listen to Christian rock a few times it's not bad and well can't answer the sex one never done it :P

[@kalanaherath3076]

NO BACON!

[@janedoe1230]

The only part that I laughed at was when he said "I'll give him the whole hand" but then I realized that it wasn't a sexual innuendo

[@CyrusMeridan]

Ah my mistake I had misunderstood what you had said, sorry :P I'm glad to hear that you are still a part of the family :)

[@julpach8867]

Is the sin in our flesh , but it show how much closer we are with Jesus, and he knows, but is possible to give a chance to Jesus who change our heart

[@slimaklol6234]

i am atheist , but i think this is funny

[@amberslilrose3954]

Check out Tim Hawkins then. He's waaaay funnier!

[@kaylapalmer5862]

Tim Hawkins has a list of Christian cuss words and it's *amazing

[@dittykong9517]

take a look at his atheist church songs, if you don't support an atheist congregation

[@MsFrancis012]

slimak lol you know what? I have respect for you. You're not the kind of atheist who seems angry and bitter and just push out Christians and everything we do. I'm glad that you respect us as we respect your decision to be an atheist. I salute you on that.

[@MsFrancis012]

I am truly not all thanks to God. I think one should always pray for wisdom and dicernment. Also, how can we love our neighbor, just like He commanded, if we can't respect our neighbor? Plus, I love science and how I can be in awe of my Creator. Of course, it is always important to analyze a piece of data before accepting or rejecting it.

[@amberslilrose3954]

Tim Hawkins is funnier

[@brandonhuckaby2235]

Amber Dickerson both are quite good.

[@tommy2chips]

Funny stuff

[@SeriousCakes]

@7255202 Just curious, when you say you need God and have been praying, do you understand that unless you read the Bible along with that....well, it's like talking to someone who can hear you but can't answer because you've covered your ears. The answers that you're looking for are all there in the Bible. And you said most Christians don't question, I've been serving Him for 10 years now and I question all the time. Some answers I get immediately, some take longer, but the Bible is the key.

[@CalhounBusdriver12]

One of the best! Brad Stine.

[@usmcsports]

this man is not funny in the slightest

[@Ritermann]

robert rossi I laughed. Sooo

[@thebrew22002]

Curse all of you that did the thumbs down

[@preciouslove1802]

I think I'll listen to Sam Kinnison. He actually makes me laugh.

[@todyefor7318]

First time I have seen this guy. I love him. He speaks things I think/say every single day. I do not , however hide anything in the bible from my children. I don't think anyone should. Especially these days. They are going to face horror and hardship in this world. I think they need to begin to understand the bible very early.

[@seanarmstrong1156]

P. Smith I would think the best way to teach someone about suffering and hardship in life is to tell them to work hard and deal with the problems HEAD-ON. I don't see how teaching them about a myth which may or may not be true is helping. You're just giving them an emotional blanket to hide from the truth. I prefer to teach kids to deal with their problems directly, rather than give them a placebo and say "oh don't worry, there is a magical daddy looking out for you!" When life gets you down, you deal with it and GET BACK UP. MAN-UP.

[@todyefor7318]

Sean Armstrong I understand your point, from your point of view. But even as a non-believer, you read bedtime stories to your children, and they see shows like the little mermaid, maleficent, beauty and the beast, the princess and the frog, not to mention all the Grims bros fairy tales. So I put the question to you, what is the difference, for you; (obviously for me it does mean something), but, what's the difference between reading the "fairy tale" bible and reading Grims Bros? Someting the Bible says, that a lot of non-believers either don't know about or choose to ignore is a passage that talks about us, as followers of Jesus, having a very hard time in life and being persecuted unfairly. So anyone who trys to tell you that christians hide behind God the Father, is full of crap. We know what we are in for. The only difference is, our reasoning for getting back up, and climbing back out of the hole that life dumps us in sometimes, is knowing that eventually, everything will be fine in the end. And one thing that a true Christian, (and there are a lot of icky people soiling that name), and a non-believer can agree on is, if there is actually no God, then death is really the end and it won't matter. Personally I would rather live my life seeking Jesus, and then die and find that he is not real, than to live life serving myself, only to die and end up face to face, andswering to Him. In the words of Westley, from The princess Bride, "life is pain".

[@seanarmstrong1156]

P. Smith I totally understand. I am from a Christian family and I was raised as a Christian. The biggest problem I see from many Christians is they end up getting lazy and not taking actions to solve their own problem. For example - last month, a Christian friend of mine had trouble finding a job. He told me "oh I've been praying to God so hard but there is no job offer!" And I asked him "well, instead of praying, how many job applications did you actually send out?" And he said "two". And i was like "well, maybe instead of praying, you should probably spend more time sending out those job applications!" I'm sure that if God is real, he would want us to take actions with our own life. Simply laying on the couch, praying to God for magical help isn't going to solve anything. Problems in life get solved by tackling it, not by praying about it. (not saying you shouldn't pray at all...but life is about balance...if u get my point)

[@todyefor7318]

Sean Armstrong I'm sorry, but that's killer funny. It's likekthe guy that prayed and prayed to win the lottery but never bought a ticket! LOL But yes, we have to get off our asses just like everyone else.

[@atomicpulze]

Sean Armstrong If praying actually works,there'd be no war,meaning no genocide.

[@truthinthefaceoftyranny]

That was really good, I will use this one day when I encounter judgemental critique. "generation of vipers" or sons of snakes.

[@Haroldbeavis1969]

LOL!!!! What kind of a God would deny a man a BLT" This Jew couldnt agree more!. The only difference between he and I is that I just took it a step further: Why bother to believe in God at all?

[@oldsaltshippers]

He might be a christian, but he ain't a comedian.

[@nestproductions7420]

The funniest Christian comedian, and overall comedian (Christian or not) that I've heard is Ken Davis. Now that guy is hilarious! XD

[@oldsaltshippers]

xXLerøy NajatahnXx Not seen him, any particular routines I should look at?

[@nestproductions7420]

RobertDeville, His "I'm Not Okay" routine was hilarious.

[@oldsaltshippers]

xXLerøy NajatahnXx Cheers, I'll have a look.

[@sonofjesus1464]

If you look up Jesse Duplantis. HE IS FUNNY AS WELL :D

[@Severin69]

Talking snakes, virgin births, 950 year people....yep, Christianity sure is funny!

[@roq99]

Is that HR Giger I see?

[@Severin69]

Sure is.

[@czechmeowt2868]

Bianca Pizarro like how "god" came from nothing?

[@Severin69]

Bianca Pizarro That is funny. Not quite sure why you're telling me this though.To say everything came from nothing, implies that there was nothing before the big bang. Nobody is saying that because nobody knows what came before the big bang. So what are you talking about?

[@czechmeowt2868]

A robot turtle.

[@jessjamer4310]

RicardoMiera I apologize if it has seemed like I have been giving a false message. (Ive only learned about these things from 4 people, none of which are my family) but now there are a few things I am confused about 1. I get partially what you are saying but doesnt God have a say at all if we get into His Kingdom? 2. used tampon? whats that mean? 3.If when we are saved through grace we still sin but are we still like "snow"? and 4. so trying to be good people means absoltley nothing??

[@cherrinelynn]

I don't know what everybody else is talking about but i love you Brad Stine! You are awesome. Give us more God Comedy!

[@thefivespokewheels]

Christian comedy is an oxymoron.

[@dhoops616]

why because the only things you think are funny are sex and vulgar language? you have a very limited sense of humor. all secular comedians are the exact same, cursing, racism and sexual jokes. if that's all you think is funny then your mind is perverted

[@Goabnb94]

Only if you define Christianity as boring (which it isn't), and comedy as having to use, as Daniel Hooper says, vulgar language or dirty topics to be funny.

[@FreeKentHovind]

Nah, it can still work

[@amberslilrose3954]

Try Tim Hawkins

[@southsportsoutdoors7522]

What is an oxymoron

[@rrtodd95]

If you don't have the talent to be a successful band, come out as Christian and you'll have a built in audience. I guess the same thing works for comedy. This guy is painfully unfunny. He's Tom Roades bad. This guy sucks on a level I've never seen. Jim Gaffigan is a Christian and he's hilarious so it's not a slam against Christians. It's a slam against unfunny comedians that latch onto a nitch and people show up because they're supposed to.

[@albyboy24]

Jim gagfigan its not a christian, hes Catholic... but yeah im a christian and this guy is not funny!

[@Monqy]

albyboy24 Catholic is a branch of Christianity though? Just like Protestants and Orthodox.

[@miranarro6565]

Marcus Sowinski It depends on whether or not you define being a Christian as "being a follower of Christ". The Roman Catholic church teaches that you have to 'work' (by doing things they claimed the Bible says you must do) to 'earn' being saved from death. Bath then, they could get away with doing that because the general public had no access to the Bible. In contrast, the Bible teaches that eternal life is a free gift to those who believe that Christ is the son of God and that He volunteered to die as us (to save us from the death sentence we've all earned), and that He was resurrected. So, to some people, Christianity is anything that carries the label "Christian" (it sounds like you fall into that category). There are also "Biblical Christians", i.e. Christians who believe that 'following Christ' means paying attention to what Christ said and did, rather than "the traditions of men" - today we call that Religion - Jesus himself was against the 'religion' of His day (see Mark 7:8). BTW, the Protestants were protesting that the Roman Catholics were not following what the Bible said. This could only happen after the invention of the printing press, when lots of people could read the Bible for themselves. It's a bit like telling a population with no access to Shakespeare's works that Romeo & Juliet were famous explorers who invented scissors. The people would have no choice but to believe that, because they can't verify it for themselves.

[@esmifrado]

albyboy24 This guy is naturally funny not funny with very "smart jokes" but what he is trying to do is more preaching with humor than simply making people laugh, I think that is his biggest aim and I admire that.

[@mattsmith87]

This isn't funny, it is embarrassing.

[@Temptuous2112]

I have yet to read any material from Dawkins or any other scientist that explained why the mechanism of flight "evolved", or explains the incredibly short duration in which flight appeared in the fossil record.

[@Sorcoral]

@Steelersfan1631 What will you do when it turns out that key is useless. Valhalla needs a boat and I'm building mine right now...just in case.

[@consultwithanita]

several times over. So my question then, is what really happened in your perfected life that cause you to stray. I can tell you what caused me to stray, very recently, I cursed God for taking my mother from me. Boy was i heated, not only was she my best friend, but she was my lifeline to Him. But after I vented to Him, a peace and calm came about me and he gave me an understanding of why she left.

[@Temptuous2112]

Cool! I am glad I found you. It seems you know all about evolution. Could you please help me understand how the ability of flight "evolved"?

[@livvy3334]

First, I generally enjoy and appreciate Mr. Stine's work and I admire those who honor God and spread His word using the creative gifts. That being said, I disagree with this one particular principle. As Christians, we can't say that one action is bad because it says so in the bible and then ignore the other action that's also in the bible because we are still bound. That is how we discredit ourselves to the people we're trying to win. And it's OK to be imperfect. That's why Jesus gave his life; He knew we would fail being bound to the 'law of Moses.' But we shouldn't justify our particular weakness by saying, "Oh, I can curse because Jesus said vipers" or "I can get drunk because Jesus had wine." OK, well the next time someone cuts you off on the expressway, call them a viper. We can't say (about our sins), "I'm only human" and then tell the person who commits adultery or who is homosexual that they are sinning. If you are cursing, according to the bible, you are not in compliance just like the liar, the murderer, the thief, the greedy etc. That's why we have Christ, who makes us free, who asks to be transformed by the renewing of our minds, and who asks us to love him through our obedience. There are people who don't believe in God who choose not to curse because they've made a decision to represent themselves in a certain manner. There are atheists who enjoy sex but choose not to indulge at every urge. So if cursing is something that can be overcome of one's own will, surely it can be overcome with Christ since we are supposed to be "more than conquerors." What we say is nothing but the overflow of our hearts according to the bible. So actually "ouch" becomes enough when we've prayed enough for clean and pure hearts. It's no longer natural to curse. It's easier for people who don't believe to relate if we say, "I still struggle with cursing (lying, overeating, etc.)" than to say, "Jesus did it."

[@generalchang2217]

I certainly agree to the facts I've a cursing mouth and I'm not habitual angry, however I mess up sometimes and curse usually at the circumstances before the person who's annoying me! Being a Christian without the Holy Spirit I know I would be cursing all the time!!

[@Sorcoral]

@Steelersfan1631 I have only one question. Have you ever missed a day of work due to an illness of either you or a family member?

[@darin13deckard]

Check out the book "muscle and a shovel" by Michael Shank. Great book!

[@jamiepatrick3651]

Hi! I'd like to answer your question if I might. You asked why God cares. I think he cares because he has this awesome love for people that we can't really understand because we don't have the capability of loving like he does.

[@ShadowFireXX]

You might want to check out the movie The End of Churchianity. Because of the way I grew up I have only recently come to accept that a person can still be a christian if they don't go to church, and understand why I have attended many church's and still cannot find the God of the Bible and why I feel empty from church attendance.

[@soratuulinen48]

Yes they do. "Bless your heart" and "I'll pray for you"

[@jessjamer4310]

uhm... first, I dont think many of us WANT to sin so the desire to change(youre talking about) is just to be careful? and what Im saying is that God decides who gets into Heaven, mercy and justice are two different things and God decides which way He will have His Glory. and the tampon thing is still confusing me. and when we are saved, that doesnt garentee a plave in Heaven does it?