9:15. I heard a pastor recently say "Heaven isn't our reward for doing good, it's our inheritance for being His." It's so true and beautifully put
@Theo_Skeptomai2 ай бұрын
Do you agree that for a proposition to be true, it must comport with reality?
@mike-cc3dd2 ай бұрын
@@Theo_Skeptomai fedora alert
@Theo_Skeptomai2 ай бұрын
@@mike-cc3dd fedora alert?!?
@nate788242 ай бұрын
It is actually both.
@nate788242 ай бұрын
@@Theo_Skeptomai He was referencing the video
@justanothergrunt90532 ай бұрын
Norm was a punching bag to the elites and he took the blows and never spoke about how he was dying of cancer. RIP one of the best.
@Science-ev1he2 ай бұрын
He died of cancer? When was this? I never even knew he was sick.
@lauren-d4j2 ай бұрын
His story of Germany always makes me laugh
@1R0QU0122 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know he was sick
@justanothergrunt90532 ай бұрын
@@1R0QU012 😆 that line always gets me.
@Kwisatz-Chaderach2 ай бұрын
"Yes the President is a murderer! I thought this was common knowledge!" - Norm MacDonald on the view talking about Clinton when he was in office.
@closetevangelism2 ай бұрын
6:16 Yoooo Jeff Allen is genuinely one of the funniest comedians ever. His testimony is beautiful too, he now preaches the Gospel at every one of his shows
@canadean842 ай бұрын
I second this!
@SirDurpal0t2 ай бұрын
That must be Tim Allen's brother
@bjmfilmstudiobjm2 ай бұрын
One of my favorite comedians.
@joryboychuk2 ай бұрын
He’s soooo good. All his bits are gold, my personal favourite is the dry ice story
@clintonwilcox46902 ай бұрын
Agreed on both counts.
@joryboychuk2 ай бұрын
Jeff Allen is criminally underrated as a comedian. He is genuinely one of the funniest and wholesome comedians. He doesn’t rely on vulgarity or cursing. He has genuinely great bits. I’ve watched a lot of specials and even the best comedians will kind of have a lull moment somewhere in the middle or close to the end of their hour set, but Jeff’s “the America I grew up in” I was laughing start to finish. I actually had to pause it to rest my face cause it was tired from laughing so much
@trjohnson578 күн бұрын
Have you seen his testimony video about how he came to Christ? It's amazing!
@Homeschoolmomma852 күн бұрын
Thank you I’m looking this up now!
@m_bennett5 күн бұрын
My favorite out of these is Pete Holmes' "Nothing" bit. Because not only was it funny, but because what he had to say has stuck with me and now is point that enters my mind every time these subjects come up in conversation.
@TeresaDeLallo2 ай бұрын
I can't believe y'all just left Tim Hawkins out of this, his bit about atheist summer camps is hilarious 😆
@hissonginmyheart70882 ай бұрын
Nate Bargatze
@bradlybyrge91652 ай бұрын
Honestly, he's the best.
@ceciliahuegel52432 ай бұрын
Agree!!!
@Coastie0112 ай бұрын
Yes! That dude if absolutely one of the funniest!
@CJUzziel2 ай бұрын
"No one loves me this I know, for Charles Darwin told me so" 😂
@tebubba2 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins is one of the best Christian comedians we have today. I loved it when he said, to those who deny the existence of GOD, . . "You have a computer in your head that's made of meat."
@patriciafeehan77322 ай бұрын
@@tebubba A computer in your head. lol Best of All, each model is original, lasts a lifetime and for some reason can’t be reproduced.
@billyford22622 ай бұрын
@@patriciafeehan7732to be fair saying it can’t be reproduced is a lie. That’s like someone in 1760 thinking the mind can’t be reproduced -even with all their MIDERN TECHNOLOGY. you think just cause it’s 2024 we have reached the pinnacle of technology.
@ScotMayo4202 ай бұрын
Smoke weed and vote for President Trump
@domusardet49612 ай бұрын
@@ScotMayo420 the best argument against legalizing weed is the people who use it
@vickiwilliamson14202 ай бұрын
@tebubba Yes!! I took my daughter to see him live on her 21st birthday. We also love Jon Crist, Mark Lowery, Darren Streblow and many others!!
@MrGgabber2 ай бұрын
Aethists get really mad if you poke fun at their beliefs.....almost religiously defensive
@JackLaurie-Walsh2 ай бұрын
😂😂 you obviously don’t know any atheists.
@MrGgabber2 ай бұрын
@@JackLaurie-Walsh yet here you are
@Cherokee98982 ай бұрын
Because atheism is a religion. A religion is a faith based belief that seeks to answer ultimate questions such as the origin and purpose of life. It takes a lot of faith to be an atheist
@MrGgabber2 ай бұрын
@Cherokee9898 True, though I would go further than that. While not explicitly a religion, many aethistic religions exist. Humans seek virtue and we contain the ability to reason. Through this, people find religion. It's why many aethists you hear (especially online) typically fall into a political cult like socialism. Which, as the founders of socialism recognized, is a religion upon itself..
@josh84912 ай бұрын
What beliefs specifically? Like believing in evolution? I'd love to hear some anti-evolution jokes! I know Ken Ham has a bunch of funny material!
@JayTeeAyy2 ай бұрын
Rip, Norm, he’s making God laugh up in Heaven, as we speak
@loveinthevalley25 күн бұрын
Literally.
@tcelltech2518Ай бұрын
I'm an agnostic-atheist and I still love the DW and Michael Knowles, and I found these bits pretty funny 😅
@Vmcgee234Ай бұрын
Me too!
@andries4061Ай бұрын
Same here!
@adamactually860924 күн бұрын
I pray for all of you
@scasny22 күн бұрын
Funny and a bit scary sometimes how deep can religion brainwashing took hold on even such rational person. But it was hilarious seeing him much as he can to say gays are normal. As its directly clash with his believe that its a sin.
@Norger5618 күн бұрын
@@scasnyI’m not Christian but Christian’s believe that everyone is a sinner, not just murderers and homosexuals. So being a sinner is normal
@joehooper892 ай бұрын
I had a roommate back in college that was atheist. He hated it when I would say bless you after he sneezed, always 3 massive sneezes like it was preprogrammed. So I started saying F**** Y** every time he sneezed, which made him just as upset... damned if I do damned if I don't
@timopper54882 ай бұрын
@@joehooper89 🤣🤣🤣 That’s hilarious! To be offended by an inoffensive, inherently positive thing is ridiculous, and you did a great job of ridiculing him.
@planes33332 ай бұрын
LOL
@brandontalley42882 ай бұрын
Yeah this makes a lot of sense 🙄 u offended him and chose 2 offend him more and expected a different outcome
@KorithStoneheart2 ай бұрын
@@brandontalley4288one day when you become a man, you'll understand them
@cameronsnyder12462 ай бұрын
I have met a guy like that! It blew my mind. Dane Cook of all ppl had an awesome joke about that. Worth finding Edit: I gotta stop reading comments before the video.😅
@patriciafeehan77322 ай бұрын
Norm McDonald walked off Politically Incorrect because Bill Maher called God a Big Head in The Sky. Norm said: First you are stealing George Carlin’s material and I believe in one God the Father Almighty and God is not A Big Head in The Sky! Norm McDonald, never returned to Politically Incorrect. May he R.I.P.
@timopper54882 ай бұрын
@@patriciafeehan7732 Glad to know that Norm stood up to him like that!
@22lyric2 ай бұрын
I hope some day I can listen to Norm without feeling like crying.
@dlondon352 ай бұрын
Atheists can’t admit there is an Almighty God. Because if they were to do so, they would prove their selves as wrong. And consequently liars.
@timhallas42752 ай бұрын
If God is not a big head in the sky, then what is he?
@PHXNKVHXLIC2 ай бұрын
Prove that God is real
@thefreeman87912 ай бұрын
The best anti atheist bit was that of Tim Hawkins. “I recently read about atheist mega churches and as a comedian my mind exploded. Where do you start with it? What do you do at an atheist mega church? Do you have coffee and donuts? What do you call it? The bitter cup?” Lol
@timhallas42752 ай бұрын
You find that funny? Wow. That's sad.
@angiew23242 ай бұрын
@@timhallas4275 Let us guess, you're an atheist?
@Jito4632 ай бұрын
@@timhallas4275 Sounds like you drank a little too deep from that bitter cup, my friend.
@00naenae2 ай бұрын
@@Jito463😂good come back
@timhallas42752 ай бұрын
@@00naenae You think that's a good comeback? Wow. That's sad.
@CalebLLShow2 ай бұрын
I 100% believe Dane Cook Got Black Listed in Hollywood after that Joke about the Tree and the Atheist 🌳 However I’ve talked to Dane cook on tik tok live he is still very funny very much touring the country doing live shows. He is 50 and he is still doing awesome like he is my age 😂. Dane cook has always been Hilarious still is hilarious. Dont miss out He is also one of the nicest people I’ve ever met celebrity wise Just a kind man cracking jokes
@joeymadstoned2 ай бұрын
It had nothing to do with the Bible tree joke. That bit was from vicious circle in 2006, he had multiple movies after that bit came out as well as a 2007 special he filmed in a sold out Madison Square Garden. The bit was featured on HBO and was constantly played on Comedy Central. He was stealing jokes, that’s why he fell off
@Selrisitai2 ай бұрын
His style is so distinct, even a stolen joke would be his own.
@joeymadstoned2 ай бұрын
@@Selrisitaiyea that’s not how that works at all. That’s like stealing someone’s car and saying just because you put a unique paint job on it that it’s yours now
@ab-gailАй бұрын
@@joeymadstoned Which jokes?
@MeanBeanComedy24 күн бұрын
@@joeymadstonedNo. It isn't. It's like having Monet paint something Van Gogh painted.
@josephvictory95362 ай бұрын
People shit on pascals wager. When i was suicidal it literally was what held me back. "Whats worse an earthly hell that ends if i keep plodding or a literal eternity of worse than this" And let me tell you, feeling the hell of suicidal depression. I did NOT want to jump into something worse for longer. I felt trapped but better trapped than utterly screwed.
@dantex8983Ай бұрын
So you just described Pascal’s Wager exactly for what it is- a fear tactic, as opposed to a nuanced argument.
@WillhideOnIceАй бұрын
@@dantex8983it’s not necessarily a fear tactic but a truth we must accept. It should motivate us to take life more serious than to just end it over meaningless earthly things.
@dantex8983Ай бұрын
@@WillhideOnIce and how do you establish the _veracity_ of this “truth”? And how do you disregard someone else’s wager about their own God other than using your “gut feeling”? For instance, no matter how devout of a Christian you happen to be (assuming that’s your faith), you’ll still be condemned to eternal suffering by the God of Islam, if Islam happens to be true. How do you prove that is NOT the case and yours is the one true religion/God?
@Aprilmaytd5tr3 күн бұрын
The god of Islam is a false deity. The god of Islam cannot save anybody, only the good deeds of followers can save them. On the other hand, YWHY, the one TRUE God, does not need the good deeds to save. He requires faith, yes but his act of salvation through Jesus Christ is entirely His own initiative and power, not dependent on any human action to be effective. Everyone has the offer of salvation whether they live doing good deeds or otherwise. The good deeds that follow are out of thankfulness in response to that salvation and mercy. Ephesians 2:9 says “Salvation is not a reward for the good things we have done, so none of us can boast about it” In Christ alone we are saved because He has all the power to save and didn’t need us to “behave well” so that He could rescue us from eternal death.
@Son-of-Gondor2 ай бұрын
That bit about the guy dying of vocal chord cancer reminded me of something. You cannot convince me that God does not have a sense of humor. My favorite example of this is Voltaire. He claimed that a hundred years from him there would be no Bibles except in museums . . . then, sixty years after his death, his house was turned into a storage and distribution center for Bibles. There’s also the unfortunate incident of the *Titanic,* where one of the crew members boasted that God Himself couldn’t sink the ship. We all know how that went down.
@SandwichDoctorZ2 ай бұрын
Literally, it went down lol
@lukecrawford56922 ай бұрын
Pun literally intended…😂
@clintonevans22262 ай бұрын
I'm a right wing atheist that believes in live and let live when it comes to what you believe. But I gotta say it's frustrating to hear the bs about Christopher Hitchens. He smoked like a chimney for decades. Why is it when a Christian dies of throat cancer from smoking it's not God who killed them, but if it's an atheist...oh yeah totally Gods vengeance. God doesn't need to take revenge, that's basically the premise of the New Testament. Who are you to attribute acts of cruelty to God? Why would you even want to? If you think God gave humans the freedom to choose. You should respect those that do honestly.
@RaychAgent4EVa2 ай бұрын
Funny to me that they changed their song from "Even GOD can't sink it" to "No MAN can raise it" after the tragedy.
@barisax962 ай бұрын
was going to say something similar. Cancer is a bunch of rebellious cells. and surprisingly, a guy using his voice to rebel against God, would have Cancer in the place of his voice.
@OhanaForbes2 ай бұрын
It's incredible how just one short conversation made Jeff Allen realize that he needed to actually look for the truth, and then he found Jesus.
@acegambit7772 ай бұрын
What do you mean
@PHXNKVHXLIC2 ай бұрын
Prove that God is real
@acegambit7772 ай бұрын
@@PHXNKVHXLIC can you prove he's not ? 🤷♂️
@MatchGrade082 ай бұрын
@@PHXNKVHXLICit would be very easy to do miracles and show unbelievers but getting Church goers to do right today and listen to the God of the bible, be right and moral and do the things required such as grow in the spirit to perform miracles is a hard part today. It should at some point be clear to you the rest of the world is cursed and but some how a people do well and end up blessed. The bible says that if you will tithe be the devourer will be stopped but you often dont see the church do it but its pretty obvious generous people do well. The Bible claims many great things. Different to the books found elsewhere where they dont claim anything great and tell you to do whatever you want. Christianity could not exist if it could perform no miracles in the days it came into the world. You can find proof if you look. I would not however go to a God less church building or read a cult book that is not a real translation. Being that God is absolutely good and we are in a world ran by the sons of men who are not absolutely good who have the current lease to rule the earth (for a short time until it ends) I would not expect your going to hear directly from God in any voice unless your born again. Though unless the Church remembers its supposed to go do real miracles it may be hard to convince anyone. The Churchs needs to be Christian again.
@ishiford80822 ай бұрын
@@PHXNKVHXLIC Where does your intellect come from? Why do humans have consciences and all human cultures have standards of right and wrong unlike the animals? Why is the planet Earth so perfectly tuned for fostering life when no other planet, in all the planets we have discovered, is like that?
@hoosierflatty64352 ай бұрын
Turning the tree into a Bible is pretty funny
@chrischow9085Ай бұрын
That is like saying if you don't believe in Santa Claus, you think Christmas presents come from nothing. LOL
@the_archmaesterАй бұрын
It is like if you don't believe in Santa Claus, you think Christmas presents come from someone else. Like we know it does
@chrischow908527 күн бұрын
@@the_archmaester but that is the logic this comedian is using here
@authorJ.DonWright25 күн бұрын
That's very twisted logic. Refreshing!
@kyzer4217 күн бұрын
Ikr? The "nothing" bit was one of the funnier ones here, but the "Universe came from nothing" strawman is as tired as ever.
@maraxussrafhael2 ай бұрын
2:20 hahahahaha the attempt to go deep into the technicalities is so cool...I feel like that when someone tells me 'this is the fault of capitalism' hahahaha
@David_Watts2 ай бұрын
Jeff Allen....true Christian. Redeemed and humbled to his guts and is repentant to his core DAILY. GREAT comedian 🙏🙏
@melissac67742 ай бұрын
@@David_Watts 💯
@ironside79912 ай бұрын
"You print the bible on him" 😂 Nice punchline. I was like "Ok bro you dragging it too much"
I liked the Pete Holmes joke talking about the idea that nothing led to everything. It's hard to make fun of someone believing in God's existence if you believe nothing started everything because nothing definitely doesn't exist lol
@canbest76682 ай бұрын
Yet atheists don’t make that claim. So it remains easy to poke fun at believers since their claims are based on ridiculous books and special feelings. No wonder theism is fading.
@NonyeeaАй бұрын
It's not that I believe we came from nothing, rather it's just the fact that we don't really know. I don't know where we came from. But there were a lot of things we didn't know in the past that we know today, aren't there? Perhaps the future humans will learn about it, but not us. That's what I believe. You might say "Why don't you just believe the bible if you don't have anything to believe in" and my response is that instead of believing in something unprovable, I would rather believe that we will prove it, but not now.
@canbest7668Ай бұрын
@@matthewsisti4382 no one said everything came from nothing. Yet another misunderstanding of reality by a theist…
@kyzer4217 күн бұрын
I don't know of anybody who believes that "nothing" created the Universe; that's a strawman.
@driver1140dg2 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins has good atheist material. One of his jokes talks about an atheist hitting a home run in baseball and instead of pointing up to heaven while running the bases, he hits the ball and meanders around because it is meaningless.
@FinnHolencik-g1f2 ай бұрын
Nothing loves the little children, all the little children of the world! No-one holds you when you fall, no one hears you when you cry!
The religious fool hits a man of another religion because his God told him to do it.
@rachelh172013 күн бұрын
Tim Hawkins is the best! I'm so happy so many people here in the comments are familiar with him 😊
@Abu_Brandino2 ай бұрын
The Dane Cook one has always been my all time favourite. I’m glad it made it in, let alone being Michael’s favourite!
@christopherkolden38192 ай бұрын
That whole special of his I have on DVD and is amazing! He's so funny idk why ppl don't like Dane Cook tbh
@MeatMachineDay2 ай бұрын
@christopher They hate Dane cook because he's not an atheist.
@TheHarkonnen12 ай бұрын
Dude is a sexual predator. Guess it adds up.
@galenirby355318 күн бұрын
@@MeatMachineDayno because he stole jokes from other comedians
@madisonjulian43822 ай бұрын
I can't believe Tim Hawkins wasn't on here 😂😢 but these were great (minus the one that literally took the Lord's name in vain)
@glennward25252 ай бұрын
Atheists kids songs is Great.
@wodi281792 ай бұрын
I can't believe they included someone who cursed our very own Creator. GD?? 😢
@madisonjulian43822 ай бұрын
@@wodi28179 very true. I was taken back by that one
@bv52782 ай бұрын
I agree. Blasphemy is one of the worst sins which gets swept under the rug too much
@madisonjulian43822 ай бұрын
@@glennward2525 yessss
@JamesKarren2 ай бұрын
The problem with Dane is he was stealing everyone’s jokes. And when he stopped stealing, his jokes weren’t funny.
@Selrisitai2 ай бұрын
Was the B&E jokr stolen?
@messsatsu41182 ай бұрын
I'm an atheist & i love good christian comedy. I may not be religiously christian but i'm culturally christian.
@eurekasquared98532 ай бұрын
Some of the best comedians on the planet are definitely Christians. Check out Michael, Jr. He’s friends with Jerry Seinfeld and many others and he’s hilarious!
@frmjewduhh2 ай бұрын
I'm saddened that Dane Cook had such a falling out in public opinion. Of course not every joke landed, especially in his later routines, but the guy was, for a time, the biggest act in comedy and could level an arena with side-splitting laughter. He also was a decent actor; I still enjoy "Employee of the Month." I thought he'd be destined to be a late night host but it wasn't meant to be. I'd love to see a comeback.
@Terry737dwnovrabq2 ай бұрын
May Jesus Christ bestow his glory and grace upon all of you. God bless. ✝️
@CheerfullyCynical8292 ай бұрын
Do you believe humans evolved from ameobas, then fish, and then monkeys? Or do you believe humans were created divinely, with God's magic?
@tabandken85622 ай бұрын
@@CheerfullyCynical829Where do ameobas come from?
@Terry737dwnovrabq2 ай бұрын
@@CheerfullyCynical829 we came from God the universe did not form because of an explosion from nowhere and life and consciousness did not come randomly from the ocean out of nowhere
@CelticSpiritsCoven2 ай бұрын
@@CheerfullyCynical829 There is not a shred of evidence for macroevolution. Natural Selection, Time, and Chance seem to have all the magical powers of God, when you really think about. Natural Selection, Time, and Chance of the gaps.
@puppyaspureasmilk37902 ай бұрын
God bless!
@thisisnotthenameyourelooki1542 ай бұрын
I think Dane Cook became the Nickelback of comedians for some reason. I'm not sure why. I loved that special.
@chazmichaelmichaels882 ай бұрын
I did as well.
@lildel76982 ай бұрын
It was clearly pandering
@joeymadstoned2 ай бұрын
Because he was stealing jokes
@VannahBotanica28 күн бұрын
more like Creed. it seems the elite narrative machine didnt want pro christian influences in the mainstream
@laurenpatricia41123 күн бұрын
Same! I watched it a lot in college
@hatchet37552 ай бұрын
LOVE the tree falling at the end! your creative team deserves a raise 🤣
@randomme69542 ай бұрын
I like and appreciate Michael Knowles interpretations of many clips -- there is a calmness plus general rationalization that cannot be easily argued. AND one massive point to Mr Knowles is his affection for people taking the micky out of him - he appears to appreciate it when done well -=- Live Long Mr Knowles
@janellriggs42692 ай бұрын
Jeff Allen is great, I've watched all his specials on drybar and he keeps me laughing the whole time
@janellriggs42692 ай бұрын
Forgot to mention John Crist, he's one of the best also
@melissac67742 ай бұрын
@@janellriggs4269 Jeff is my favorite!!
@shiniquajones28122 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins atheist mega church songs is the best
@lisawillis82272 ай бұрын
I love that 😂😂😂
@josiahwestendorp92192 ай бұрын
No one loves me this i know, for Charles Darwin told me so
@rzella80222 ай бұрын
@@josiahwestendorp9219 Lol.
@hamster461827 күн бұрын
@@josiahwestendorp9219 I can see why.
@lucylledanyelle89232 ай бұрын
Why were Mark Lowry and Tim Hawkins left off? 😢
@bethanymiller38382 ай бұрын
Mark Lowry is hilarious! “Our preachers may not always be right! But they are NEVER in doubt!”
@chrish21122 ай бұрын
Because you touch yourself at night.
@lucylledanyelle89232 ай бұрын
@@bethanymiller3838 yes! Mark pokes fun at every faith too and although it’s a serious topic he makes you laugh.
@ehallam082 ай бұрын
Maybe this series will be episodic? Maybe next time 😊
@wilder112 ай бұрын
Because the editors hate you.
@coleabrahams9331Ай бұрын
1:03 Something from nothing is absurd. And it’s not what atheists believe. That’s a strawman. In fact, something from nothing is a religious idea: The idea that God created the heavens and the earth from nothing - that He spoke it into existence.
@connersmith2609Ай бұрын
Not tryna be rude, just asking a question, but what did the big bang come from?
@hamster461827 күн бұрын
@@connersmith2609 where was god shacking up before he created everything?
@connersmith260927 күн бұрын
@@hamster4618 we both got questions without knowable answers, dog, it comes down to what you believe to be the truth
@hamster461827 күн бұрын
@@connersmith2609 so where was god shacking up before he created everything? What do you believe?
@connersmith260927 күн бұрын
@@hamster4618 I view it as a question and answer beyond my capability to fathom or understand. Do you believe in the big bang? What do you believe about where that came from?
@jukeboxjammer23432 ай бұрын
4:35 I love this Dane Cook bit 😂
@VanillaFeline2 ай бұрын
Subtly quotes the Act of Contrition like it's your own wisdom. I'm onto you, Knowles
@oddinary_kay2 ай бұрын
Explain please
@NateDulcimer2 ай бұрын
@@oddinary_kayone of the traditional acts of contrition Catholics know involves saying you are sorry for your sins not only because of the “loss of Heaven and the pains of Hell” but also because they offend God “who is all good and deserving of all my love”
@oddinary_kay2 ай бұрын
@@NateDulcimer oh. Thank you
@authorJ.DonWright25 күн бұрын
I wonder how many Catholics caught that?
@emilyrushmore92122 ай бұрын
Michael casually throwing in the Best lines of the act of contrition. Nice
@NoahCooper-vt1mi2 ай бұрын
that tree ending tho 💀
@everxil1192 ай бұрын
Haha I noticed that too! With the DW logo at the end.💀
@woodrumma812 ай бұрын
9:50 is just hilarious!
@michelle_in_multimedia22172 ай бұрын
Andrew is one of my favourite comedians ever!🤣His jokes are straight to the point
@funmif302 ай бұрын
If you're doing this again, Michael Junior would be a good christian comedian to use
@MelindaWilliams-ce9ps2 ай бұрын
Love him!! ❤
@eurekasquared98532 ай бұрын
Yes! He’s amazing!
@jentheredhead46982 ай бұрын
Yes more Michael Jr!!
@FinnHolencik-g1f2 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins next time!
@owlfethurz83772 ай бұрын
Yes, Tim Hawkins!
@kaliefaul19052 ай бұрын
Glad to see Brad Stine represented here.
@brentjoyner67452 ай бұрын
This compilation on your show might be just the right amount to hold an atheists attention and get them to listen. Good video to share
@moonshineblues2042 ай бұрын
Micheal please kerp your eye on Watauga County and Western North Carolina. there are Miracles Happening Here. We just got hit with the hurricane but God has also told me at the same time to drop every bit of corruption I have on this government here. Please pray for us and may the algorithms forever be in our favor
@Whitesquall1232 ай бұрын
6:00 - I never understood all the Dane hate. Is he the best comic? Certainly not. But he has some solid jokes, especially on his first 3 albums. And he revolutionized the comedian/fan relationship and was one of the pioneers to using social media to promote himself. I agree with Michael, we need a Dane-ssance.
@jescollo2 ай бұрын
You know how it is, hating people becomes trendy and people love jumping on trains. Mob mentality, people love being a part of something. I’m with you, I enjoy some of his comedy
@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy2 ай бұрын
I think norm Macdonald is the greatest comedian of our time but I’m also not a narrow minded idiot so I also like other comedians who aren’t as good like Dane cook. It’s a character flaw I know, to see value in as many things as I can
@Whitesquall1232 ай бұрын
@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy norm is definitely one of the goats, but comedy is subjective. Dane was partly responsible for me getting into stand up comedy - I was a teenager when he did Harmful if Swallowed and Retaliation, so I was his prime demographic. My tastes have changed since then and there are comics with far more longevity (Louis CK, Chapelle, Burr, etc), but Dane doesn't deserve all the hate he gets imo. He had his time and place.
@galenirby355318 күн бұрын
If he didn’t steal jokes from other comedians and made up lies about why people didn’t like him and didn’t make that stupid dark knight joke I think he would’ve been seen in a better light
@Whitesquall12318 күн бұрын
@galenirby3553 what jokes did he steal?
@Mark_E_M2 ай бұрын
I think your producers played fast and loose with the term "Christian" comedian...lol! Where were Mark Lowery, John Crist, Michael Jr, Tim Hawkins...?
@thousandfootdeepend12782 ай бұрын
I'd ad Henry Cho to that list!
@raphaelmapp84072 ай бұрын
Schulz is definitely not Christian
@zakyandell6544Ай бұрын
John Crist has gone a little downhill, but I do enjoy his work.
@dylanalbuquerque48542 ай бұрын
0:55 I couldn’t agree more Michael! Norm is the all time GOAT!!
@echo.romeo.2 ай бұрын
Dave Chappelle is number 1.
@dylanalbuquerque48542 ай бұрын
@@echo.romeo. Fair enough, Dave is devastatingly funny but I don’t think he’s funnier than Norm was IMHO
@matthewsisti43822 ай бұрын
Norm is a legend. One of the coolest things about him was that he was sick for so long and didn't want to make others sad so he gave fun interviews focused on comedy even while he was very ill. Hilarious and also a very respectable man.
@dylanalbuquerque48542 ай бұрын
@@matthewsisti4382 absolutely, it takes a lot of humility to keep a secret like that
@UltriLeginaXI2 ай бұрын
Comedian: "You mean you merge back with your creator? Yeah thats heaven" Me: "no my brother in Christ, thats Pantheism"
@beardaquatics91632 ай бұрын
That is also what is seen in the orthodox church. Since they claim man is essentially melded or merged into God as they become more like him
@UltriLeginaXI2 ай бұрын
@@beardaquatics9163 I respectfully doubt it
@martyboyle906612 күн бұрын
I think whats underated as well about the Daily wire videos is that they are all really well edited. Also great video really funny throughout. Definitely best jokes are indeed somthing that rings true.
@deeluu9052 ай бұрын
Was surprised to hear Dane and Norm were Catholics. Just an absolute bonus! Love them both.
@ironymatt2 ай бұрын
Norm wasn't Catholic
@cameronsnyder12462 ай бұрын
Stand up comedy is 1 of my favorite things in the world and seeing you use that to reach more people about God makes me sooo immensely happy!😊 This is a video that could easily just pop up in the algorithm on autoplay and soften some hearts to God.❤
@melissac67742 ай бұрын
Yes! You included my favorite comedian... I love Jeff Allen!! And his testimony is really good.
@melissac67742 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins is also a Christian comedian and hysterical!!!
@eurekasquared98532 ай бұрын
So true. God definitely changed him and he’s funnier than ever.
@jasminestallings299216 күн бұрын
I love Jeff Allen! His specials on Drybar are hilarious. My husband and I watch him and we are aching from all of the belly laughs😂
@jocelynn3928Күн бұрын
Ooooommmmmgosh!!!!! How could i forget Dane Cook?!!!! That special is the entire reason why i started saying GOD bless you to sneezes; Im not the LORD!!! 😂
@jocelynn3928Күн бұрын
YEEEESSSSS DANESAISSANCE!!!!
@jocelynn3928Күн бұрын
YAAAAAASSSSS DAAAAAANE WOOOOOOON.
@fnfjedi2 ай бұрын
@8:18 Brad Stine - the "Dennis Leary" of Christian Comedy! Love his work! And that outro! **chef's kiss**
@toulamaccrue99062 ай бұрын
Dane Cook come back would be pretty cool. Not going to lie. My brother used to listen to him.
@lawsb4lies6742 ай бұрын
Make America Great Again 🇺🇸
@williamdlwgosh2977Ай бұрын
Trump finished his one term with 1 cabinet member still in office, had 5 different National Security Advisers in 4 years and pardoned a list of his own hires for felonies before eventually becoming a convicted felon himself. Great choice to lead the country.
@bjorn_moren2 ай бұрын
I saw the video title, I'm an atheist, so let's bring it on, make fun of me. My reactions: Norm Macdonald: Brilliant as always. Pete Holmes: Stupid strawman unfunny joke. Andrew Schulz: Really good. Dane Cook: A few smiles but mostly mediocre. Jeff Allen: Pretty good. Brad Stine: Just Pascal's wager, not even a joke.
@SadGuyLuke2 ай бұрын
That sums up my reaction to this too. I thought it was interesting when he said “the existence of God can be known with certainty from natural reason”
@bjorn_moren2 ай бұрын
@@SadGuyLuke I hope there comes a point where religious people stop pretending that they can prove God's existence, because they can't, and when atheists can admit that religious people have it easier with the meaning of life question, be cause they do.
@gottesurteil32018 күн бұрын
Of course the best argument is the one you find unfunny.
@johnheart68902 ай бұрын
Hilarious all. I loved the very ending of this video- a perfect recall to Dane’s joke!
@jessn10172 ай бұрын
1) Dane Cook being "raised Catholic" does not mean he is a Christian. I don’t care what he was raised, I care what he believes. And his lifestyle choices for a very long time were not exactly God-fearing, and one of the reasons he fell out of favor is because he married someone MUCH younger than himself who quite obviously was a minor when they got together. 2) No Tim Hawkins?!? 3) No Jon Crist?!? 4) Jeff Allen is amazing and hilarious and also happens to have a heart-wrenching testimony, and his newer stuff is even better. He experienced a renaissance during COVID with a performance on Dry Bar Comedy and it is GREAT!
@bigd57732 ай бұрын
Didn't Crist fall out of favor also for some sort of scandal? SA maybe?
@jessn10172 ай бұрын
@@bigd5773 I wasn't aware of this, but upon research, it does sound like it wasn't a good situation, however, I will say it sounds less like SA, and more like he was dating in a secular/worldly way, not what would be considered a traditional Christian way. So more hypocrisy than anything. He was contrite, confessed, and apologized and sought help/counseling and has since moved on with his life. I feel like this is a bit different from Cook, who came out as a couple with his now-wife when she was 18 and he was 45. And that's just when they announced that they were a couple, not sure how long they had been "together" prior to that, and that is the most concerning part to me - that she may have been a minor. I don't care about the age gap on its own.
@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy2 ай бұрын
Oh thank God Jess is here to tell us what’s in a man’s heart! No one can do that but god I thought, but he must’ve just made an exception for JESS and DANE COOK. Please, stfu. Your arrogance isn’t piety. Pharisee-ass behavior.
@TedEhioghae2 ай бұрын
A Catholic isn't a Christian. Michael Knowles, for example, is a Catholic, not a Christian.
@TVClaireBear2 ай бұрын
Who cares, He's a comedian his job is to entertain you
@terrid88802 ай бұрын
No John Crist??
@silverbullet112022 ай бұрын
I know, it's criminal!
@acooper69562 ай бұрын
Has he done anything on atheists? His skit on Lazarus' resurrection is one of funniest I've ever heard.
@priscillajimenez272 ай бұрын
He is a funny youtuber
@MusicaEnEspanol-gt2ddАй бұрын
I Believe in God, but Christianity is a Western Religion. The bible is not God's word; it's a men's book.
@supdawg_2712 күн бұрын
John b Crist fell off fr.
@edbetzelberger93342 ай бұрын
I've come across a lot of Brad Stine's stuff. He is basically a Christian Dennis Leary. Very funny and effective.
@eurekasquared98532 ай бұрын
Agreed. He’s incredible and always funny!
@PR-BEACHBOY3 күн бұрын
Thanks Michael!! Great video!
@Ab-Original4192 ай бұрын
You skipped one of the funniest punchlines in the Dane Cook clip. "He's laughing at my beliefs.. he's gonna come back as a fkn ficus" 😂
@viktorfunk18192 ай бұрын
I was ambivalent to christianity for a long time. I grew up in Sweden in the 1980s in a culture that had been completely molded by socialism. That molding certainly extended to our state church and still exists today. Many of our priests are straight-up communists and more interested in politics than religion. I became an atheist in the 1990s as an act of defiance against socialism. I've grown closer to God in recent years but there are few options for organized christianity in Sweden besides the state church.
@blahblah490002 ай бұрын
That's sad to hear. Does Sweden have freedom of religion or is that the only church allowed?
@TedEhioghae2 ай бұрын
Catholics, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Lutherans, Orthodoxes, etc... ARE NOT CHRISTIANS.
@arcguardian2 ай бұрын
"Organized Christianity" isn't socialism.
@jentheredhead46982 ай бұрын
Start your own church like the disciples did. There are believers there.
@authorJ.DonWright25 күн бұрын
@@arcguardianOh, contrare
@Ellie123-i9w2 ай бұрын
Comedy is the best kind of medicine ❤
@kellyanni50922 ай бұрын
💯
@AristotelianEpistemophilic2 ай бұрын
Idk, I still think medicine is the best medicine....
@cizzorzsonandy97732 ай бұрын
What medicines?
@Ellie123-i9w2 ай бұрын
@@cizzorzsonandy9773 um the laughing kind? Lol
@peterrhodes92092 ай бұрын
If you're a diabetic comedy is the 2nd best medicine after insulin.
@ForgivenMuch2 ай бұрын
Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
@coloradochris39522 ай бұрын
That sounds like mental illness
@rileysmeАй бұрын
the lumberjack part at the end, damn glorious 🤣
@diego-dfАй бұрын
Brad Stine is hilarious!! His “Bible Handles” sketch cracks me up 😂
@veggiterriw24772 ай бұрын
How could you have missed Tim Hawkins??!! TIM HAWKINS - only the funniest Christian comedian EVER!!!! Oh, Michael ...
@dcworld43492 ай бұрын
Thanks for exposing me to him. South Park still wins in the who has made the best jokes about atheists. But that song routine was very quite clever. I keep on hoping for someone to come up with a really solid joke about us that can get spread the way we can religious jokes. We want to laugh at ourselves too, and we demand equal representation XD
@catyear752 ай бұрын
You are correct sir - Norm was and remains the very best …!
@oz_jones2 ай бұрын
His woman drivers joke in the Weekly Update (or whatever it was called) has lived in my head rent free for years. It's such a treat to get three punchlines for the price of one.
@zombie_8u22 ай бұрын
I think the secret society of comedians won't allow Dane Cook to come back. He stole a lot of jokes and that's a big No-No for comedians and magicians come to think of it
@jescollo2 ай бұрын
Come back? He’s currently on a theatre tour doing large venues
@bnjmnwst2 ай бұрын
He told them better.
@galenirby355318 күн бұрын
@@bnjmnwst you still don’t do that especially when another comedian is there and sees you taking their bit. Look into what Dane cook did with Joe Rogan
@priscillajimenez272 ай бұрын
4:40 I was expecting him to turn into toilet paper 😂
@Tony-Pino2 ай бұрын
Nate Bargatze, Dusty Slay, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates, John Crist, Tim Hawkins... none of these guys identify as Christian comedians. Just like I've never heard of a Christian plumber. They are comedians who work to make people laugh, who happen to be Christians.
@jjrob72202 ай бұрын
Aaron Weber is really funny!!!
@ghhm2705Ай бұрын
Johnny B!
@juliesmith1731Ай бұрын
Nate Bargatze is the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen!
@Cherokee98982 ай бұрын
I wanted to be saved out of fear in hell. I went and asked a Christian how to be saved and they showed me the love of God. Fear was not enough.
@terryroster2 ай бұрын
You've described stockholm syndrome.
@coloradochris39522 ай бұрын
I believe in Hell. Of course, i believe everything i am told by anyone i see as an authority or expert on something. Priests, TV anchors, professors, doctors...I have had 12 jabs. The last one, i got home and the needle was still in me! I poop clots every day and get sick all the time, but i am still here!
@TaraTara-ld2xb2 ай бұрын
Fear is probably what makes people atheists because they're angry that God would be so cruel. If Jesus saved us, he saved us all. I wouldn't think that evil, sinful people would go to heaven, but moral atheists? I think they can maybe see the truth after they die and have a chance for redemption. I think God is merciful.
@terryroster2 ай бұрын
@@TaraTara-ld2xb As an atheist, I appreciate you saying that. I don't feel you should fear the people you love, and if you do, that this is not a healthy relationship, but a relationship of coercion and abuse. And I don't think that's a controversial opinion either, I think we all morally know this to be true. If God does exist, I hope He has a better moral framework than humans. I would hope that God would be merciful.
@arcguardian2 ай бұрын
Fear of God is the BEGINNING of WISDOM, not the cause of salvation. I'm glad u understand that.
@johannaholmgren80882 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins should have been in here. The guy is so funny i am rolling, watching his routines!!!
@kingofherdaz2 ай бұрын
The editing on this is top tier 💯
@seapanda-11718 күн бұрын
That Dane Cook bit is literally the first piece of standup comedy I ever heard in my life. 😂
@jaredtomlinson65632 ай бұрын
All I know is we are gonna riot if you guys don't release a react video to this Tim Hawkins dude NEXT WEEK!!
@ayerone2 ай бұрын
John Christ is also a funny Christian comedian!
@nickgalligher68672 ай бұрын
How about a bleep over the blasphemy?
@noteworthyinsignificance2 ай бұрын
What?
@ryanparker49962 ай бұрын
How about making your faith stronger instead
@anacc32572 ай бұрын
Which part of the video do you want to censor?
@clif95002 ай бұрын
Don’t be so soft, you’re sounding like a liberal wanting their pronouns to be correctly articulated
@Waiting4Him1112 ай бұрын
Completely agree.
@bensgoogle2 ай бұрын
Michael…your set is the best & classiest on the Daily Wire. I want to live there.
@setha.beltran58022 ай бұрын
That’s peak editing at the DW team with the tree. Give whoever did that a raise
@shellybarnes54292 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins is my favorite. Bob Smiley is funny too!
@Dedicated2TheButterfly2 ай бұрын
I'm an atheist, but I still like this channel.
@arcguardian2 ай бұрын
Nice I got love for my atheist neighbors, just no love for how militant and arrogant they can be. Same goes for anyone else, but such atheists* seem to have chosen that hill to die on lol. Christianity: peace and good will towards mankind Militant Atheists: Christianity is dumb. Normal ppl: i prefer option 1 to the bitterness of option 2.
@vdoggydogg39222 ай бұрын
Same becuase he is not a zealot
@ErikPehrsson2 ай бұрын
@6:47, that’s hilarious!!
@marlenepaz52942 ай бұрын
Gold!
@redgey516315 күн бұрын
Tbf to Hitch, when he got cancer, and all the Christians were condeming him, he did say that, Ive sinned a lot more than with just my voice. He did have a deep love of irony at any rate.
@Nsix4Ай бұрын
I was close on Dane Cooks punch line, I was expecting him to say be used to build a church.
@czntrm2 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins is the best!! Shoulda had a clip from him on this!
@amykell56872 ай бұрын
Watch Jeff Allen's testimony. Oh, so powerful!!! ❤
@eurekasquared98532 ай бұрын
Yes indeed!!
@stephencooper50402 ай бұрын
9:47 Schulz was definitely the best one.
@SDsimplelife2 ай бұрын
Shultz is so underrated. People love to hate on it but that's only because he's good. You'll never see them hating on ACTUAL crappy comedians like jet ski Johnson or casey rocket. It's almost like comedy social justice 🤮
@juniorjaybrown746510 күн бұрын
You had to end it with the cutting of the tree. 😂😂😂
@rustytrotter16772 ай бұрын
Great video, Michael!
@petar555552 ай бұрын
Scientist don't say Nothing, they say, we don't know YET. Like many things in the past that we didn't know why they happened until science evolved and found an explanation.
@thatguy25212 ай бұрын
Philosophically and theoretically speaking, it had to start with absolutely nothing, and something had to pop into existence. Because if it didn’t start that way, we wouldn’t exist.
@petar555552 ай бұрын
@@thatguy2521 The issue with that is "it had", and we don't know that yet, maybe it was always there, the universe came from somewhere, there is a reason things happen and we don't have the answers yet, but then is more comfortable for some to just push the God of gaps until we get the actual answer. If we can't prove or reproduce, then its juts a feeling, and thats ok, people can believe whatever they want.
@thatguy25212 ай бұрын
@@petar55555 if the universe always existed, and the universe is slowly expanding, then by now it would have fully expanded. There’s no proof to suggest it always existed
@petar555552 ай бұрын
@@thatguy2521 that's why I said "maybe" I didn't know, you didn't know. Until we know, it's ok to say we don't know instead of, it must be God. History has proved many times that it must be God was not the right answer. Why do you think it's different this time?
@thatguy25212 ай бұрын
@@petar55555 how does history prove God is not the answer? If anything history shows many predictions within the Bible have come true, which gives credibility to their being a God. There’s many ways to show that God is the answer.