I scream laughed at Brian’s very confident “That’s Portland.”
@cosmosdart40004 жыл бұрын
It’s fuckin true 🤷♂️
@DanielZeal4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing in Portland there will come a day where they ban the concept of gender completely
@af94874 жыл бұрын
It is indeed
@ZeranZeran3 жыл бұрын
what the HELL is going on in Portland? What causes this!? It's like San Fran
@King_of_Apathy3 жыл бұрын
Indeed Portland is weird. We have a bagpipe playing kilt wearing unicycle riding Darth Vader. Good luck topping the random here.
@themikereda3 жыл бұрын
Cristina's TikTok collections are basically just Buffalo Bill in every multiverse.
@MrMetalhorse2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this comment. Multiverse of madness but everyone is actually fucking insane. Lmao
@yerrdella2 жыл бұрын
spot on
@Fireproofwitchnz Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo 😂😂
@IknowIamkindagreat4 жыл бұрын
The way they have switched roles is kind of insane to see. Tom used to TORTURE Christina with his weird "men swimming in shit" and being casually decapitated videos. But now, the shift has been massive. Christina curates TikToks of weirdos that she KNOWS will make Tom cringe and wince in pain, and she now revels the power that he once had over her. It is like a slow boil Korean revenge movie in real life.
@Deus201120124 жыл бұрын
🤔 this actually makes sense.
@Yzjoshuwave3 жыл бұрын
I’d love to find out how the inside joke aspect of it plays out IRL. A dynamic like this seems likely, but I’d be surprised if they don’t have private dialogues about it as well… I mean, they’re going to see the fallout of these choices when the camera’s off and the show trails out into parenting and dealing with life together. Good observation though.
@jybrdls36472 жыл бұрын
I’m still looking for that episode or clips, I remember seeing Kert and his wife losing it and I can’t find it anywhere, could someone direct me to the right link
@kadekrauss35132 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t decapitated btw if y’all didn’t know
@IknowIamkindagreat2 жыл бұрын
@@Yzjoshuwave very well said
@cameronyoung27324 жыл бұрын
The trick to losing weight is watching your moms house with a plate full of food and if your lucky enough you won’t be able to eat for the full day lmao
@MM-zq9cj4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t eaten all day I just sat down finally after work and watched this while eating a sub. I had to choke most of it down but almost puked when the fat guy started meowing
@eleusis22862 жыл бұрын
I wipe grown humans asses all day at work and all I can think about is food.
@exyourself3 жыл бұрын
“Grow up and smell the fuckin cup of coffee in the morning” had me laughing out loud haha
@ExAerospace4 жыл бұрын
Secret Weapon: Christine's ripsnort laughter. Gets me every time. Love you both!
@Tpanda854 жыл бұрын
I just feel bad for the Chinese government officials who have to review these
@32broward4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry. They can barely see them.
@codyyounger97374 жыл бұрын
I feel happy for that exact reason.
@BH-pt1ps4 жыл бұрын
The Chinese government deserves far worse. They treat their people like shit.
@negativeindustrial3 жыл бұрын
@@BH-pt1ps I lived there for four years, you have no idea.
@Zesrii3 жыл бұрын
Fuck that, they didn’t follow proto, now they can’t feather it
@turtleboypurp4 жыл бұрын
lol the commentary from brian simpson is gold, " he's all got red around his eyes and mouth like he's missing a vitamin or something"
@Revel4tions4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that
@hixyhicks4 жыл бұрын
what makes me laugh is hearing the lads in the control room laughing .
@Viceroy114 жыл бұрын
This is always the top comment for ymh
@OptionalDilemma4 жыл бұрын
Mike Peace and they fucking know it.
@Djzommer13 жыл бұрын
dont be saying lads if your not british
@hixyhicks3 жыл бұрын
@@Djzommer1 Wtf , im English .
@josephedwarddowling59193 жыл бұрын
Yes they should never, ever be fired no matter what they make it makes the show.
@BrentDady4 жыл бұрын
He’s missing some kind of vitamin.
@relativederp84974 жыл бұрын
"That's Portland" that statement can fit for anything of 2020
@the_sorcerer2 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate how excited and happy Christina looks when The Toks come up. Their favorite segments are always the best especially when you can tell by their faces.
@danielschander6586 Жыл бұрын
7:27 "Hey tom what is-" "Her diagnosis?" "What? no" "oh" lmfao
@novasnotvibing4 жыл бұрын
“That’s Portland” You’re right and I’m crying laughing
@sipfromthehourglass4 жыл бұрын
In college I worked 3rd shift by myself at a WI gas station... we weren't allowed to sell condoms because the owner was Catholic. I almost got fired for handing them out for free for the good of the world. Those Toks reaffirm that was the most humane decision I've ever made.
@TheRealDoomBot2 жыл бұрын
Was it a Kwik trip?
@sipfromthehourglass2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealDoomBot ha yup!
@thezachman14 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing this and thinking Tom is the only crazy person on this show. I have no idea what Christina mental state is after watching these for hours a day
@Revel4tions4 жыл бұрын
Turned to mush, wonderful wonderful mush
@thezachman14 жыл бұрын
@@Revel4tions it's ground beef
@Revel4tions4 жыл бұрын
@@thezachman1 taco meat lmao
@XxCreateFlowxX Жыл бұрын
Textured vegetable protein brain
@anilpunj5804 жыл бұрын
I dont know why but big juice into the coffee guy absolutely killed me
@slapchop573 жыл бұрын
Been looking for that guys ticktock forever. Here I am, IM BACK.....AT IT!
@Thornsworks4 жыл бұрын
I think what makes this clip so hilarious is Tom's inability to handle Christina's stuff for once, truly beautiful.
@SeanNH942 жыл бұрын
12:04 nothing was more funny than when tom got uncomfortable at this lmao
@doommuffinz52762 жыл бұрын
Chriatina dying laughing is the universe granting her justice 😂
@Pn12514 жыл бұрын
“I’m back from...” “Triple bypass?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@christianwellens35304 жыл бұрын
That one dude talking about his buddy meeting the president looked a lot like 10-12 Benadryl guy
@Charlezard.4 жыл бұрын
That was my first though too.
@underweightHater4 жыл бұрын
he gives me a TJ miller vibe
@bobbybyrd12364 жыл бұрын
Like if he didnt take benedryl that day i see it
@andrewschuschu34994 жыл бұрын
Oh please please please tell me that’s like his dad or older brother, that family would deserve their own tv show
@moewavy70044 жыл бұрын
The akira tee made me love Brian Simpson even more
@bootsbailey58574 жыл бұрын
This podcast makes me feel sane. Thank you! 🙏
@isaacsloftus4 жыл бұрын
Ngl the guy that meows kinda looks like Tom from 6 years ago if he had never gotten together with Christina
@smoovegutierrez5414 жыл бұрын
It’s why he hated it so much 😂
@davew64 жыл бұрын
How did the “candyman” get his top tooth so sharp?.. asking for a friend
@Casablumpkin014 жыл бұрын
Those cans of spam aren’t going to open themselves.
@stanktech4 жыл бұрын
Casablumpkin ohhhhmyyyygoooosh
@jesperhjensen19784 жыл бұрын
a lotta store brand diet cola and Meth Im guessing...
@iamthepappy42323 жыл бұрын
Meth sharpens what it doesn't rot
@maximumride427 Жыл бұрын
the idea of being shirtless but not cursing is an absolutely a+ observation
@michaelpotter36274 жыл бұрын
I was almost crying with the tik toks..yall need to intro in with like 1 regular tok everytime then BAM hit'em up with Christina's picks...the contrast was so shocking ahahahahaha
@InsomniacRocker4 жыл бұрын
Brian Simpson is great man. perfect guest for this show. Also a fan of his standup.
@Hungryhipoe3 жыл бұрын
“That’s portland” props to a very cultured man right there
@kimberlyholland78434 жыл бұрын
I'm scream laughing in my living room in front of my 94 y.o. mother!! She's perplexed...lmao
@Niobium234 жыл бұрын
Christina’s tik tok game is on point!
@stepthrough61693 жыл бұрын
Dude I HATE Tik Tok but if I was into it, it would be how she does it
@bananalana20154 жыл бұрын
The people in the back laughing is making it that much funnier
@eltonester65314 жыл бұрын
That's Nadav, our in-studio audience
@gianni_descalzo4 жыл бұрын
@Stoogs this exact reply is posted after every topic, and it gets old and hacky.
@Vauge-Nightmare3 жыл бұрын
CP snorting like a crazy person kills me everytime, then the guys in the back start laughing and that also kills me everytime
@feelinghealingfrequences71793 жыл бұрын
“Hey y’all, Grow up and smell the fukin cup of coffee in the morning... “. 10:22
@stevethomas744 жыл бұрын
"What I like about this one is it's so fuckinstoopid!" 😂
@GW-ou9om4 жыл бұрын
Christina actually keeps it pretty real.
@charlottem.14773 жыл бұрын
The immense laughter behind Brian’s commentary the whole way through is adding to it! Her snort! ‘He confuses me the Bert does’ Y’all make me crack up & snort with laughter.
@kdaddy9229 Жыл бұрын
There’s very few things in this life that makes me smile more than Chrystal losing control with laughter.
@TheBassicBassist Жыл бұрын
"Make it look like he's missing some sort of vitamin or something" killed me
@MIngalls3 жыл бұрын
5:40 the most frustrating part is, if this was a she/her, she/her would have been just as annoyed at being called sir. How the fuuuuuuck is a stranger supposed to know? It's almost like you're setting people up to fail lol.
@g32.recitales3 жыл бұрын
12:04 can't stop laughing
@stepriver88772 ай бұрын
Tears and involuntary, rib clenching laughter
@g32.recitales2 ай бұрын
@@stepriver8877 I miss these kind of Christina Curations.
@pizzaparty97833 жыл бұрын
I love Christina's laugh! ❤️
@JasonWrightArt3 жыл бұрын
She’s so full of joy 😂
@junglejuice25272 ай бұрын
Christina’s curations are the best part of the show
@rangwaz3 жыл бұрын
This is one of Christina's best curations.
@kezp8114 Жыл бұрын
Apparently I'm years late to the party but this is swiftly becoming my favourite podcast ever
@jaya5920 Жыл бұрын
boy is it a ride
@trd1593 Жыл бұрын
Try it out!
@Picoreefo3 жыл бұрын
When the guy with the outie showed up I wheezed so hard I’m still crying what planet am I on
@joachimwalle3760 Жыл бұрын
With the last three I almost died laughing for several minutes in a public space 😂❤
@prettyboycat82784 жыл бұрын
the way Tom shook his head when he said "He did not say that" through his laughter killed me
@PaNDaSNiP3R3 жыл бұрын
The intro sounds like what everyone hated about those radio morning shows. But here it’s probably my favorite part. 😆
@JohnWhite-gh2xl3 жыл бұрын
Brian's reaction to the meowing guy makes me lose it everytime
@TheBodyShop-2474 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the best Christina curations yet. My fucking face hurts right now..😂😂😂😂😂
@catgavek76284 жыл бұрын
I am sitting here, literally crying cause I'm laughin' so hard! 😂😂
@mattlombardi544 жыл бұрын
“Cmon mark, don’t be stingy”
@johnnycrash3433 жыл бұрын
Oh my god my face hurts from laughing so hard. Cat dude is duckin incredible
@josephedwarddowling59193 жыл бұрын
The laughter from Nadav and the other tech make these worth watching.
@LoveBystroem2 жыл бұрын
Christina dying laughing gives me life
@petsarahjane4 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing!!!!!! This has to be one of the funniest!!!!!
@brianfitzpatrick12152 жыл бұрын
Flipping hilarious! Christine's laugh make me laugh and Tom's appreciation of the tok lord is hilarious.
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
3:56: so.....that girl cheated on that guy, right?🤣
@yannischwings67852 жыл бұрын
What's most sad to me is the big dude driving said he's back from Latham and thats where I grew up...very accurate representation of people from there. Damn.
@su37fhiok974 жыл бұрын
the cat guy looks like he could be one of toms cousins lmaoo
@ManiacWizard4 жыл бұрын
Christina was a top level 4chan OP a decade ago, I can tell.
@jamesmay66744 жыл бұрын
I love it when the guest calls out the tic tocs
@MessiahRamsay4 жыл бұрын
Classic YMH. Y’all lost me for a while with “I am dung” and hot brown poutine but now I’m back. I love you mommies, keep feathering it.
@HaroldThaBarrel2 жыл бұрын
The laughing in the back makes it so much better xD
@danielsherwood18094 жыл бұрын
I watched like a 4 minute commercial about soap for MEN. I let the whole thing play so YMH would make a few more cents. It was worth it.
@JacobHazell4 жыл бұрын
Go premium. It supports artist more and no commercial!!
@entlead354 жыл бұрын
Your not a dish
@DanielZeal4 жыл бұрын
Watching in Premium helps them more than the ad revenue from your one viewing. Plus it's just a good service. Being able to turn off the screen and keep playing audio makes it the best mobile podcast app imo.
@simonsays5254 жыл бұрын
These Toks are from DEEP in the vault.
@remy7503 жыл бұрын
The background laughs make everything so much funnier 🤣🤣
@chrisd80064 жыл бұрын
OMFG Brian Simpson ...That Akira Shirt thooooo!!!! Respect 10/10
@DMoneys364 жыл бұрын
Wish you guys would link the tiktoks in the description.
@df42914 жыл бұрын
I love that Chris got Tom back and is actually making him squirm
@JamesExcell-InterJex4 жыл бұрын
These tik tok videos are so great. Hahahahahah
@ryanboe60594 жыл бұрын
Remember The Cincinnati Fart
@hudsonrylee4 жыл бұрын
Lest we forget
@justherefortheviolence4 жыл бұрын
Those were the days
@good_vibess23452 жыл бұрын
Lemme get my other credit card. Hold on a second! 😂😂😂
@TheStonedJesus4 жыл бұрын
Lol my man's lifts a natty ice and says smell the coffee
@daniecoker740 Жыл бұрын
I randomly send TikToks like these to my family lmao😂
@tombystander Жыл бұрын
3:02 i spit out my fucking drink 😂
@alexmiranda35003 жыл бұрын
Christina is so cute when she laughs😂😂
@MikeSoutham3 жыл бұрын
seriously, I could listen to the guys in the booth losing their shit all day..... great stuff!
@clairefmack3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I can't stop re-listening to Christina saying "that was just the whole thing I don't knowwwughrgh. What I like about this one is that it's so fucking *stoopiddhgh*." Her laugh has me cracking up.
@NoiseThatLaughs3 жыл бұрын
Brian’s tshirt lets me know that he’s a man of culture.
@sp_freely70553 жыл бұрын
6:27 Christina with the GENIUS thoughts here
@JusticeForJonSnow3 жыл бұрын
Omg these were great 😂🤣
@MRKYootube4 жыл бұрын
Every TikTok episode of YMH should be uploaded to iTunes in the horror genre.
@taintedgaming87503 жыл бұрын
12:05 I almost died laughing just now. It hurts.
@abortdfetusvrgaming32722 жыл бұрын
The best part of these videos is whoever is dying laughing off screen
@robaskins59164 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys for putting this together and putting it out 💯🤣 😵
@jackbrowning80134 жыл бұрын
I like to think that if TikTok had been around, there would be a video of Tom playing Brian McKnight down the phone to his crush
@realgoodmind4 жыл бұрын
CP's face when her intro hits is the best.
@plumpporcupine343 жыл бұрын
I love Christina’s curations
@MTG4534 жыл бұрын
The best part is hearing the dudes laughing in the other room first
@diypictures2 жыл бұрын
The reason she gets those weird videos and most of us don't is because we skip those videos, she doesn't. I'll keep that in mind now lol.
@JasonSpiffy4 жыл бұрын
These people on tiktok look like the people in my neighborhood. These were hilarious!
@memelord420blazeit84 жыл бұрын
love the vid of Tom acting like a cat!! #Tomcat
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78104 жыл бұрын
"her diagnosis?" Goddam Tommy that was savage, hilarious but savage.