Christina's Curations w/ Ari Shaffir - YMH Highlight

[@GoombaGunk]

Ari looks like the kind of guy that would slip something into Bert's drink

[@Irish_Atlas]

Slip some lard in there.

[@YaBoiJeffe]

Bert sounds like the kind of person who would continue to be friends with you after, but wait until you're both on the most viewed podcast to share the details. Edit: also seems like the type of guy to pretend to be broke while making ten of thousands in go fund me pages. Hurry up and have a heart attack.

[@dennisgonzalez4562]

@@YaBoiJeffe lol I had no idea about the go funds me 😂😂

[@hamcheesecola]

Ari's only mistake was not tripling that dose

[@yourma-uh5um]

Slip? More like dump something into his water tank of Kool Aid.

[@oscaralexa]

Ari killed it as a florist in the movie "The Town"

[@BishopNE1]

Bro...

[@JR-yr8xm]

Damn. One of my favorite movies too. Lol

[@Trashrock80]

Looking it up now thanx

[@dustyomeara5070]

Hahahahahaha!

[@MrAvalon82]

Ari has the "im trying to save a inner city community center" energy with that stash

[@CHILLYxDOWN]

I think Ari deserved the Oscar for Dallas Buyer’s Club

[@shanevanmatre3603]

Ari himself could easily be in these TikTok curations, like his response video to Kobe’s passing.

[@VenomSnake00]

So true, That seriously was a “cool guy” moment.

[@2guys1cliplol]

Or him drugging burt.

[@CorgiWrangler]

​@@2guys1cliplol tbh I liked that one

[@TylerShacklefordDurden]

To be fair. He was arapist

[@clipsedrag13]

@@2guys1cliplol you can't drug the willing. bert just had to say that cuz his wife was pissed. Aris actually a really good friend for taking the blame

[@seanmarkovich7563]

Ari got that Nigel thornberry swag

[@jridleyy]

Smashing!

[@sleepwalking4301]

my favourite segment

[@mchawk315]

This or horrible or hilarious.

[@otomostubeofficial2697]

That finger fitness clip is unironic public access Tim and Eric energy

[@davethomas543]

Ari currently has that " I need to keep my kids far away from him " look going on .

[@netrioter]

Well yeah, he might dose them for fun, then do bad touch

[@Gibbs316]

That kinda what I’ve always thought of him lmao

[@brendenmorris3327]

Fcking LEAN Ari LEAN.

[@jerfy2001]

You should probably keep your kids away from ari no matter what he looks like...

[@dannyjones8602]

I think that's what he's going for

[@eodmax85]

Ari needs a monacle to rightfully take his place as the new Monopoly Guy!

[@xPadge112x]

I thought he never had a monocle. It's Mandela effect that you think he does apparently.

[@ninetiesgirlkatie]

@@xPadge112x I would have bet my life on that monacle existing but you’re right

[@ah9580]

dude hes the hipster MR. peanut

[@xPadge112x]

@@ninetiesgirlkatie sorry to do this to you. Happened to me with something completely different. Its like a small piece of you has been a lie 🤣🤣 Well it did me.

[@nedschneebly1585]

Thank you! I’ve been going through Christina’s curation withdrawal

[@dragonbenjammin]

Looking forward to the show Tom. Mystic Lake MN. 💥☮️

[@Ch33ziTzsk8R]

That Steven bird clip was great. Toms take on it, I already knew it was gold.

[@jacksonhodge4638]

The part with the giant cobra makes me think Ari’s not a complete psychopath. He seems genuinely concerned for that guy.

[@TheCarelessAquarius]

So when exactly is Ari going to tie his lady friend to the train tracks? Ultimate villain

[@crackyflipside]

That all fours running guy blew my mind haha

[@michaeltuffin5002]

I love the running on all fours.😂

[@SwiftKickIt615]

Since I seen this video i’ve started finger exercising like this man in this video was doing and it worked tremendously on my carpal tunnel

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

Does your girl like it?

[@Timthethespian89]

Yayyyy! Finally another one!

[@SamBassComedy]

Lady's love the finger control guy.

[@snowvoidfilms]

Tom was describing how to perform a perfectly timed parry on a great white.

[@stevenwalker6164]

I cried laughing when Steven Segal chopped that guy in the throat 😂😂😂 that dude was not expecting that shit 😂😂

[@phaeton01]

Ari looks like he stole that shirt off a prairie farmers wife

[@adamf894]

I was thinking catholic school girl uniform, but prairie wife is a much better description

[@nicholasrivero6739]

Watching this as I walk my dog in the rain, thanks Ari

[@sethburro6031]

please more Steven Segal training videos

[@munchkinlk83]

I love the "it's over!" 😂🤣

[@sallysue8176]

I laughed so hard at the man running

[@jasonfuqua4284]

I miss these

[@Requi969]

“Oh this is Greg Irwin “ 😂😂

[@lacywehemyer1269]

Finger fitness had me in tears 😂

[@ninergang1881]

“We need to be on all 4s” Naw y’all wildn 😂😂😂

[@Lukes-PC-Flips]

Not sure why I chose to watch Christina's curations on my lunch break...

[@b1nostrumpet]

I was eating chicken and mushrooms when the insect eating lady showed up and i couldnt look at the mushrooms the same after that

[@w_aaron]

@@b1nostrumpet r.i.p. 🍄

[@thegreatbritishpodcast6814]

Greg Irwin changed my life. Saved my hands

[@benjaminrichard7741]

Steven has been awesome. I miss him on MadTV!

[@prundonmcavoy7155]

"Is this in America?" 4:06 🤣🤣

[@robbybadgett1263]

That finger fitness guy (as absurd as it truly is) is actually pretty impressive

[@vversusv1364]

Is this a KZbin bot the finger fitness guy has running?

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

He must have the happiest wife in the world

[@alexisc6136]

"I've seen enough... shark stuff" 😂

[@balipan09]

"Ohhhh this is Greg Irwin" made me laugh until my cheeks hurt omfg. Ari's humor (maybe not Kobe) is so clever.

[@ryanmccolloch4734]

That dude running on all fours is a little tiktokked, but I can't lie, that transition from running to all fours looked pretty smooth

[@sterlingk20_ctr39]

It's all fun and games till the Finger Fitness guy does a seminar in south central.

[@Gmanblack]

Ari is the Garth Brooks of comedians

[@hamcheesecola]

Wildly famous with half the talent? Sounds like you talking about Rogan

[@dalibofurnell]

Brilliant humor on the shark Tom 👌👌👌👌 I'm gonna borrow it thank u. The snake dude is probably from Africa. The finger stuff is actually extremely difficult, it's more of a mental co ordination type of excercise.

[@chazblank2717]

Quadrupedal running guy is my new favorite… it’s a bit inaccurate to say walking upright is how we were “designed”… though it IS an evolutionary advantage that’s currently working out pretty fucking great. The main trade-off for advanced tool creation/use, is that basically all spinal problems we have are a direct result of walking, run (and or sitting) upright with a straight back. There’s a compelling set of theories that humans evolved this particular set of skills as persistence hunters. Basically we could use our complex communication and pattern recognition skills to track large game over long distances in multi-generational packs… eventually carrying tools, though there’s something like a million years in the fossil record where humans were definitely eating meat but hadn’t developed tools yet. So we likely started out just running other animals off cliffs or to complete exhaustion. Humans sweat better than all other mammals cause our hairless bodies function the same way other mammals tongues do. Most other mammals can beat us in a dead sprint and kill us fairly easily one-on-one, but they have to pant to effectively cool-down their bodies. The other theory I’ve heard for upright hairlessness is that we evolved as swimmers in wetlands. This also would free our hands to gather food and eventually develop tools, would explain why we still have hair on top of our heads and it could explain why we’re so prone to developing a relatively thick layer of fat in our skin, which is fairly common among aquatic mammals.

[@niclasnyberg4173]

well said. i've heard of the possible semi-aquatic thing before and it makes perfect sense that it would be easier to learn to walk on two feet while the water is supporting most of the weight. There are certain apes that are like this now. They can barely walk on two feet on land but river crossings they get up on the back legs. What's your thought about the hair on top of our heads? I didn't get the connection with that.

[@chazblank2717]

@@niclasnyberg4173 hair on the head would be for UV radiation protection on the one part of us we need to have out of the water to breath… they’re pretty sure we kept our eyebrows for non-verbal communication, but also to catch debris and keep it from falling in our eyes.

[@KlaydoTheStormMage]

Does anyone else feel like Joe would be really good at running on all fours? They have to do this for sober October 100% that would be hilarious.

[@treyjetson5320]

Its a theory but its far more likely we evolved to see over tall grass. The meat thing is easy even chimps eat meat even though they dont have hunting tools yet, they just eat whatever they catch or find.

[@niclasnyberg4173]

@@treyjetson5320 yeah, tall grass as well, gotta assume there were people on the plains and near the water. The fact that the layer of fat under skin is almost exclusively a marine mammal trait is what makes me wonder

[@cleonRIP]

Did Ari finish his Civil War reenactments? I presume he fought for the South 🤣

[@ah9580]

italy in WW1

[@goon009]

That finger dancing was Unironicly on a really high level

[@vversusv1364]

There's not way this many people are actually impressed by the finger dancing. These have to alts or bots.

[@craigrussell3062]

That finger fitness video looks like it should be projected on a tunnel while Willy Wonka recites a creepy poem

[@errflow]

"not this time, sharky" is my new favorite thing to say

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

Nah

[@typicalscotland2008]

The kill Tony guy David lucas or something said ari looked like an old retired greyhound 😄🤣😂 he is spot on

[@johncha4495]

RIP KOBE

[@AlexH4774]

I don't watch basketball so all I know about him is the 2.5mil he paid someone to keep quiet about some abuse allegations 🤷‍♀️

[@DesertDweller1776]

12:59 I can’t stop pressing this. Lol

[@danielmeuler2877]

Yes we have Cobras in Wisconsin.. Hayward Co to be exact.😂🤣

[@timsullivan67]

Ari's mustache needs it's own Podcast

[@danishdutchdeadly1198]

Damn Christina looks smokin in that thumbnail. Also protect Tom from Garth.

[@KDeusgeetar]

that's because it's like a 10 year old pic

[@sumoblues]

CP looks smokin all the time! yeah there I said it Tomas…🤷🏻‍♂️

[@thomashigginsmusic]

The pic is old and edited lmao she was a banger back then man

[@lCurbstomp]

Her closure is her closing her teeth together and rarely segregating them from each other.

[@Timthethespian89]

The Wisconsin cobra 😂😂😂

[@oldgroucho2203]

I loved Ari when he was Mr. Noodle on Sesame Street

[@Daveyjokes]

Imagine getting chased by a dude and you look back and he's on all 4s like a demon 😳

[@jefflabbecomedy]

And he pounces on you and just thanks you for being a part of his "journey"

[@treyjetson5320]

Just knee or kick his face as he comes to you.

[@papa_pt]

Ari looking like a carnival showman

[@eliquate]

This is the funniest Ari has ever been.

[@suckmyass101]

His new special is so good

[@aeHyde]

in the US military anytime someone gets bitten by a snake the first question is always were ya fuckin with it.

[@mma1st105]

I think that's universal.

[@Marvellite]

No Christina, there are no American cobras. If there were, they wouldn't be called King cobras, they'd be called president cobras.

[@MrMudslap]

Lol, I appreciate dad jokes so yeah

[@jwm6314]

Ueh ueh ueh 🤣

[@wildbill50]

The finger fitness is legit

[@TRUTHfanclubpres]

3 of the funniest human beings

[@horsthorstens3056]

5:41 good one

[@Sleepydill]

im so much of an asshole that if i saw my mfing neighbor doing some 4-legged sprints i would literally go outside and point and laugh, like most people hopefully would

[@Charveljay]

My favorite part beside H or H

[@thomasbobinski4127]

Smarsh our fats is fucking golden 😂

[@jasonabernethy4738]

I died laughing multiple times

[@anthonyloza9847]

Wow amazing you guys weren’t drugged!

[@zachmccabe7510]

That finger control guy could throw up some mean gang signs

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

He could destroy some P, too

[@CaptainSaltyDawg]

Did you get your drinks spiked?

[@tipilot3791]

to be fair tho running on all fours looks awesome and pretty fun. Well at least fun if you have functional joints

[@UchayKaykay]

People that can do something dumb really well are always entertaining

[@Yungdrizzle]

Greg Irwin hittin jutsus

[@HarbingerOfDoom69]

The only king cobra in America is Kingcobrajfs. He would be a great addition to the cool guys wall.

[@anonymouspsycho6972]

You said you needed a fitness challenge to sum up sober October. Have an on all fours race

[@anonymouspsycho6972]

Find that dude from the tok to join you all in the race so you have a standard of an all fours pro

[@reptilez13]

The real Tarzan!! He is great, that Malaysian King Cobra is awesome. Trust me, he knows what he is doing. Also, many of those guys have someone they know who has King Cobra antivenin. That's HIS king and yes, its (not in the US, he was in Vietnam last week, but it could have been here lol) Tyler Nolan is another big venemous guy and got tagged a few years back by a different King and is now missing a finger, but he lived. It's just like anything else, skydiving, driving fast, they know the risk. It's just worth it to them.

[@treyjetson5320]

Yea I would agree skydiving is no different its just seeing a animal like that triggers a primal fear in some people.

[@Tezonx]

6:32 - I think thats called "parkour" xD

[@nateismynametoo]

good to see Greg Irwin

[@Poopeddollars]

These segments are like if ridiculousness was sponsored aarp

[@Tripskiii]

look at aris face when the glove video comes up, and tom is laughing. but in aris mind hes on 4 hits and watching glovers lolol

[@Cspall135]

I didn’t know Dr. Doofenshmirtz was so funny.

[@seabassmcbigfat]

That first one was the only Tok I actually enjoyed. Sharks are dope as fuck.

[@SoyElta]

They didn't show that run on all fours guys brachioradialis. That muscle looks insane in the full video, never seen that so defined before.

[@marioe.4400]

Greg Irwin with the Art of Noise vibes...

[@jawndough8816]

What's the old guy from pawn stars doing there?

[@mattiaskasparian800]

It’s all good We’re just make a video on how to totally fuxk with a king Cobra lmfao 😂

[@mbolduc]

If you let go of the tail it can strike you. Don't let go of the tail

[@ChefboiRT59]

5:18 what ! 😂

[@jugo1944]

I really like when Christina calls me Mami

[@TurbulenttJuice]

I feel like any time you fuck with a cobra and don’t get bitten it’s a win lol

[@BigBear--]

Ok I'm usually not a defender of Seagal, but in this case his point was that instead if hitting straight at the throat, which would crush or damage your wind pipe, if you start from the chest and come up, you end up hitting under the jaw, which avoids a direct hit to the wind pipe. Point was to take someone down, but not potentially maining or killing them.

[@AldoWaghorne]

And he then chose to go straight for the throat death strike lmao

[@BigBear--]

​@@AldoWaghorneLoL! 😂

[@dannygreen592]

I thought at first Ari was wearing some weird bib/baby Western costume, man his fashion sense and Christy's are just about the same wavelength.

[@WaitingForMyRoboWife]

I don't think Ari cares. I think he wears crazy shit because it's FUN!

[@luisgallegos83]

anybody know ari’s shirt?

[@tylermanning4321]

running on all 4s is literally evolving backwards

[@gloomyyyyyy]

the karate instructor guy looks like tom in his dance video to bert

[@_wil_roc_]

Ari tryna get cast as Luigi in a live action Mario movie

[@reluctantsquadleader361]

Funniest episode ever.

[@JerseyG_856]

Yesss

[@Lysergic_Fox]

9:34 Oh HELL YES!...nOOO! LOL