Christina's Curations with Chris Distefano - YMH Highlight

[@Alexzoidberg245]

You guys have to do this with Theo Von. He will either see friends from his childhood or his head will explode lol

[@jlu965]

They show him a video of a guy lightning himself on fire- Theo: "Shit that reminds me, we had this kid back in Covington, LA who used to light his shoes on fire while they were still on his feet. We called him Freddy FireShoes"

[@Dylan-gy1hp]

@@jlu965 accurate

[@RippyClippy]

This. Is. Comedy

[@ampfu]

The first guy looks like he could be related to Theo

[@devinsilva2102]

@@jlu965 that would. Be amazing for this segment

[@Andrew-vw5vb]

"He already killed women by that point" Tom lights up with curiosity.

[@wolfverine9993]

That Bundy story was definitely bull shit lol

[@Damnto]

@@wolfverine9993 you’d be surprised how many people look and are actually psychopaths live in old abandoned towns. Fucking makes you stay awake at night

[@williamwhitfield6225]

@@Damnto That’s the reason why people like Bundy are famous. Blended in very well with the community, the kind of guy that’s respected and you never hear a bad word spoken about him. And that entire time he was a monster and had like 20 people buried in his crawl space underneath his house.

[@Oopsydoodles]

The sexual tension between Christina and the audience in the outro is palpable

[@yoloswaggins2161]

8:30 Tom's eyes just light up at certain topics don't they

[@jonashayes7653]

Petition for that first guy to be the new P90X personality

[@dougwafer1564]

I love how Tom used to despise Christina’s tiktoks but now it’s a staple of the show and the segment is so fucking funny

[@TheHehe1223]

I saw someone say that we traded Chris D'elia for Chris Distefano and honestly, pretty damn good trade.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Heard it too, but it was we got "Normand for Delia..which is great trade"

[@mr.jameson218]

I agree that his stand-up was dog shit. However, he was pretty great offstage. In any case, the dude got cancelled for essentially no reason by a bunch of Tik Toks.

[@BrokenGodEnt]

His podcast was so good though. Hope he starts it up again at some point tbh. I heard he's doing shows soon, so I think if that goes well he might bring it back. But Distefano is extremely hilarious on stage. His material is some of my favorite I've heard in awhile.

[@nefo8167]

I don’t like his standup but Delia was one of the best on podcasts

[@SeekanDestroy03]

Hell Yes the D'elia trade for Chrissy D was a steal of a deal. I likes some of D'elias stuff but he always seemed like a giant DICK. ChrissyD's So much funnier, way better stories, super nice dude who's not scared to say crazy wild stuff, and he's a beast on the POD baby!

[@prettyboycat8278]

Keep em high and tight mommies. Currently eating chipotle when all of a sudden somebody says to me “keep em high and tight, jeans” to me as they walk past. Very cool interaction!

[@DRC-of2ci]

And everyone in the room stood and clapped

[@bennysmoke4743]

Tom looks so embarrassed when Christina shows his friends her toks

[@austindolan7182]

tom can feel his IQ dropping is what that look is.

[@deadpanfish]

I am embarrassed for him. Not sure why still watching tho

[@fdub301]

Wouldn’t you?

[@jefferyampey7605]

@@deadpanfish hahaha same!

[@ravener96]

The pathological need guy was legit funny though. Thats a legit joke right there, and the delivery is on point

[@feetham]

pretty sure he was making fun of women.

[@ravener96]

@@feetham just no? there's no way that reads as making fun of women. that's a self depracating use of the "if you cant handle me at my worst ..etc" that builds on the stereotype of men being emotionally insecure and also craving sex.

[@DwarfDt]

I didn't think he was funny or if he thought he was funny with that nose piercing. We are completely different in interests and values aha

[@lulumoon6942]

Definitely a bit.

[@gilligan80]

@Eduardo Mendes Eduardo

[@SlayerTomentor]

You know damn well that Chris' dad NEVER said "special needs " 😅 I just wanna hear that joke with his dad saying. " c'mon man, my kids Re-tarded." 🤣

[@dgun3660]

For anyone interested in the TikTok at 9:11 - 'Black Country' is an area in England, & the guy is speaking in a Black Country accent/using Black Country slang "Worroh our kid, you just entered Black Country TikTok, so mind how you go, and keep out th'oss road" Worroh = Hello Our kid = friend (i.e. man/dude/mate) Mind how you go = Goodbye (i.e. 'stay safe') Keep out th'oss road = another way to say goodbye, 'Keep out the horse road', referring to when roads were for horse-drawn carriages, literally saying 'don't walk in the street in case you get run over by a horse', essentially meaning the same as 'mind how you go'

[@richardaston1710]

I'm from willenhall

[@richardaston1710]

Ar bin ya?

[@MrJimboCross]

The black country is an area in the English midlands! Just west of Birmingham! I live a mile from the museum where that tik tok was filmed!

[@FairsleyDifference]

Using a cell phone app to promote an Industrial Revolution living history museum seems ill-advised.

[@MrJimboCross]

@@FairsleyDifference It's a museum that needs social media promotion just like any other. Would you prefer I send a carrier pigeon to every person instead?

[@MrJimboCross]

@@FairsleyDifference check it out. It's actually brilliant

[@FairsleyDifference]

@@MrJimboCross I made no aspersions on the quality of the establishment. But it’s not a living history museum if the 19th century man speaks in character into a cell phone camera.

[@MrJimboCross]

@@FairsleyDifference it's a promotional device you sausage

[@kev_vill]

That thumbnail looks exactly like Christina. Exactly like her.

[@mexicanbandito]

Lmfao!

[@TheVideoGamer32]

Wow you’re right! It does!

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Applegate?

[@brandondennis5889]

Same with Tom

[@darthmarticusLFC]

Well it is her? I’m confused by some of these comments.

[@jryalls]

9:25 The accent is a Birmingham accent from the U.K. Birmingham his sometime referred to as Black Country (nothing racial). He’s also dressed like a Peeky Blinder who were from Birmingham and speak with the same accent.

[@dantrieswargaming]

It's not a Birmingham accent, its a black country accent, we sound a lot worse around here.

[@danielbecker5735]

Christina's work on saving tiktoks is actually quite curious from a sociological perspective. I actually find them extremely interesting.

[@rafaelmolinari]

Me too. It's a window to a different world that I don't know

[@danielbecker5735]

@@rafaelmolinari If we didn't have tiktok, or her curious mind/time we wouldn't be seeing these people.

[@jonnybgoode7742]

@@danielbecker5735 I'd be ok with that...

[@deansqwilliams8821]

@@jonnybgoode7742 And yet here you are watching these highlights.

[@cornholio7296]

@@jonnybgoode7742 L comment

[@strangerinthealps5874]

Crissy "I like that guy" Distefano

[@royalflush9532]

I'm from Utah and the amount of times I've heard a variation of the meeting Ted Bundy story you'd think he cannibalised half of the states women.

[@senior_potato2094]

Exactly what I thought when I heard that story, also from Utah and I swear everyone has a Bundy story about their aunt or mom or something

[@musicf3b]

So what I’m hearing is that your family could have stopped Ted Bundy but didn’t...pretty low and loose

[@BelovedChatter]

That person at the 3 minute mark is He-Man. You can't convince me otherwise.

[@jefferyampey7605]

Hahaha holy shit 😂😂

[@DrTacoPHD665]

5:22 Mommies don't understand satire??

[@StarHarvestOfficial]

Poe's law.

[@keeganzarboch9549]

They're old leave em alone

[@katrabbit]

Or it's pretty obvious they're being sarcastic, too...

[@4968ace]

hey there, I noticed that you said “side tire” instead of the real spelling of the word, which is “satire.” I like to explain to people how to spell things when they make mistakes, because when you make spelling mistakes, it indicites that you probably have issues in your life as well. Just wanted to regurgitate you real quick. Thanks.

[@keeganzarboch9549]

@@4968ace I sure could assume a thing or two when someone makes a simple mistake like that, especially when they don't reread something they're about to tell to the world. Not that they're having issues in life exactly, but maybe they're a little dense.

[@SPAMsammiches]

I love the super-quick bail on knowing a sociopath before he could be asked who. Nice recovery!

[@jaysoddfutr1136]

This guy has all the best stories for everything

[@oz-1037]

"We gotta Definetly write a song about how we do not diddle kids" "There is no quicker way to make people think you're diddling kids then to write a song about it.".

[@chrisjhanley]

The way Chris says "oh my God" in utter shock at what he's witnessing 3:00

[@user-lo3su2qj3t]

Is that clip of the last guy on KZbin. It had me crying with laughter, I had to pause as I couldn't stop. Christina's Curations are so addictive 💜🖤💜🔥😂

[@ChrisThompson4UD10N0T]

As always thank y’all

[@MrWalrusBot]

Love to watch 3 comedians take an obvious joke seriously

[@Sassofrassquatch92]

They're getting old.

[@PrinXessDime]

The prison guy, legit I had a friend who went to prison and he video called once and he was chilling WITH THAT GUY! I talked to him for a second. Lol

[@jefferyampey7605]

Amazing! Lol

[@thelastchanceproject2555]

The Lady who made prisonloveandfriendship works for me. They're all legit Inmates

[@robaskins5916]

Y.M.H this has me dying thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out in The Ether🎭

[@perrygriffin2371]

I love the curations

[@MTH1217]

Steven King's bit on alcohol was spot on.

[@mikeeaston4431]

Christine's face when Chris says no🤣

[@nataliem.2651]

I love that thumbnail picture of Christin

[@HeavyHitta_83]

The guy at 5:23 is the real life buffalo bill.

[@Pariah_Larry]

My neighbor went home from college to visit her parents and while she was gone Ted Bundy went to her sorority house and attacked 4 women. Some of these close calls with serial killers are so crazy

[@deneilbaker]

As soon as he said “date with a sociopath in the 70s”, I FUCKIN knew it was gonna be Ted Bundy

[@aaronsands9951]

This wasn’t “The Kings original vid”!! The pre- “above 18” vid is in the Christinas Curations vid w/ Ian Bagg @ 12:03!!

[@xonicnacx]

Jeans I need help finding a girlfriend to add to my straight relationship 🤣

[@blazerfan2328]

That ted Bundy story was wild!

[@dongletron69]

I live for Christina's curations

[@dalibofurnell]

I'm sorry but I thought of Bert instantly the second that guy said the shirt comes off for this one 😅 😂

[@aahpandasrun]

Holy shit, I follow that "good morning my queens above 18" guy. What a creep.

[@AU-pu9vl]

Tom’s expression when he’s telling that Ted bundy story... hahahahahaahhaaghahahah

[@larurentius]

6:45 they start laughing because Chris is in the presence of one as he speaks

[@smcgrotty]

I wish they put these peoples toks, i need more 🤣

[@whysthissodifficult]

Idk why but it bugs the living shit outta me when people say they "sale" things. Im never going to buy a damn thing from someone who doesnt understand the difference between sell and sale

[@SeekanDestroy03]

Am I crazy or did Mark Normand tell the same Ted Bundy story @7:45 on the Honey Dew w/Stickler, or some other Podcast.

[@MatthewAbbottHighskies]

I use the dark toks as exposure therapy for social anxiety

[@no-won]

Already know this will be good before it even starts

[@GSTACK57]

It’s funny until you realize none of y’all have YOUR own work out plan 🤣

[@KarlOsuchowski]

6:40 little did Chris know he was in the room with one right then and there.

[@benjaminjameskreger]

And the entire crew laughed.

[@thebrutalgarden6842]

See Toms eyes when dude says he was already killing women......

[@tinyspacepeople9384]

Yeet

[@LoLo_1997]

I ain’t fightin for power, I got POWER baby 😤😈. Turn ya back straight

[@benjaminrichard7741]

Stylebender has met his match haha

[@bigtay522]

I had a pen pal in prison when I was 10 years old. My stepmother was his "teacher" and she thought it would be a good idea for us to correspond. This same prison program is how she had met my father. I had previously went about 2 years without seeing my father and I thought he was just away. To recap, my father went to prison, finessed a counselor, got released, and I became his cell mate's pen pal at 10 years old. All true, and I had no idea until I was in my 30's.

[@libertyisparamount1443]

amazing

[@EpicEvilMonster12]

I live for Christina's Curations

[@jbkeebs]

8:33 Tom has never been more fully engorged.

[@evanabbott2737]

5:32: I like how he points at the camera.....to show off his dumb, arm and hand tattoos?😂

[@wezismdesigns]

9min 12secs ....i live minutes away from this place!!! Cant believe uv featured it haha ....he said "alright our kid, you have just entered black country tiktok, so mind how you go and keep out the horses road"

[@RodneeGirthshaft]

10:31 looks like Paulie Shore a bit no?

[@dr.sergeykutzofykock9720]

The first guy sounds like a commercial from an interdementional cable episode of Rick and Morty

[@rockguru14]

"Genderfluid Ted Bundy" 😂😂

[@fabiomichelle5941]

I JUST realised, chrissy sounds like Biff from back to the future

[@theBIGBLUTO]

What are you saying BUTTHEAD !

[@jeffmccloud905]

that first guy looked like a young Patton Oswalt

[@maxruther9985]

Oh my god Rogan needs to be on the tok. I’d love to see him watch Christina’s curations

[@weezypeezy1725]

He is

[@maxruther9985]

@@weezypeezy1725 I meant like I need to see Rogan watching the curations lol

[@liveflower895]

I find myself wanting to make tiktoks now. If i come up on Christina's curations then i know 100% im actually fucked up.

[@freakinschweeet]

11:07 is that Steven Segal?

[@GarciansVortex]

Holy shit that ted bundy story.

[@bakedwaffles420]

i would never want to see tom in a alley

[@ophelias4172]

First guy sales his work out plans. Good to know elementary school served him well.

[@CynicalScientist261]

Anyone know where Chris’ shirt is from?

[@bobbygenesis]

Close your eyes and it’s Pete Davidson as the guest

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

They were best friends until Pete fucked his girlfriend while he was consoling Chris.

[@thelastchanceproject2555]

DUDE #PRISONLOVEANDFRIENDSHIP!! The Lady who created it works for me. Lol. She's stoked that I found this..big fans Tom

[@tammyjohnson8277]

Chrissie has great teeth 🦷

[@Saint_Nerevar]

04:55 Damn she even got a Batushka shirt

[@spaomalley]

First guy looks like “David” from Guess Who

[@jorgeo1492]

Damn Cristina looking 20 years younger in the thumbnail

[@anewbugmusic]

I “sale” workout plan is the cherry on top

[@sharttank5999]

Chris Distefano is actually kinda funny which was a surprise considering that shirt.

[@pumpkinheadjrb]

I wonder if tokkers actually know what pathological means.

[@Sean-yq1wm]

Red, white and blue!!

[@connorohoare7470]

Black Country is the nickname I guess for an area in the midlands of the uk, and they have very thick accents

[@godiebeard]

Stephen King 2:58

[@jordanfreytag893]

Dude, 1 in every 3 women in Utah tell that version of the Ted Bundy story. It has become a sort-of a Mormon urban legend.

[@egolifter739]

When Chris said Utah, 70s, and sociopaths I knew it was ted bundy

[@theBIGBLUTO]

Who's the hot 25 year old girl in the thumbnail ?? I was hoping to see her during this video but they never showed her...

[@lean.2366]

Chrissy Tiktoks

[@theBIGBLUTO]

@@lean.2366 lol, good one !!!

[@Ignotus2023]

Does anyone know the username of the guys Tiktok that says "hello my beauties over 18"

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

Are you 18+ and a queen?

[@dcdeadpoo1436]

I wish they would list the tik tok users they play

[@KptnHaddock_]

"A gender fluid Ted Bundy" I can't :D

[@originalghoul3738]

10:58 So that is where Steven Seagal went??

[@mikeydicola]

7:38 what?

[@butwhy3213]

I whant a your mom's house soundboard app

[@RoyArrowood]

RPC aaawggh getofffffff would make a great notification ring tone

[@butwhy3213]

@@RoyArrowood I whant the "you use the rword " one personally

[@leonski66]

As if Black country museum was on here. I use to go there as a kid.

[@JackCarregan]

6:15 I think he is joking. He looks and sounds like Trevor from Wkyk.

[@leroyschmitt9680]

Omg the 1st.... Definitely 1st workout is situps for donuts. Military Police? Doubt it, we had to run from them.....that dude don't run though. I am interested in his routine though Tom or Christine, I feel like I've done it advertently and need to change programs. I'm 197 and 67 inches tall. I'm basically a taller oopa loompa. Btw, Goodnight Queens

[@christophereichten9005]

Black Country is in the West Midlands England. It was a large coal mining region.

[@Tylermccancecomedy]

The bowl cut lady looks like Falcor

[@joshbrown811]

I love how Christina calles every young person a millennial, that dude is a zoomer.

[@GSTACK57]

Or his pathological need to sound like buffalo bill 🤣