Christmas 2022 Special - Worst Arcade Conversions Ever - Console Documentary

Merry Christmas and happy holidays Everyone.
For Christmas this year I wanted to Replay some of these old arcade ports to findout what are some of the worst arcade conversions ever.
These are all brand-new clips with brand-new commentary and not just snippets from my previous videos.
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[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

For everyone affected by the counting here is a counting free version of the video. I used the counting to time out my segments. Enjoy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/opOvd4Ocnr-Vn9U

[@TexasHollowEarth]

Punisher on Genesis was pretty horrible and censored to hell. How about a different theme next time with ports that outshined the arcade original, such as Bionic Commando on the NES 👍.

[@Salty_dog132]

@@TexasHollowEarth Thaanks, it was immensely irritating. Like yoгэку being self-suffocating Carradine-style.

[@trailersic]

LOL first couple of times I thought is this some kind of running gag then thought, is he timing his segments with it?

[@ThorKCade]

Having worked in video production, you would think I would recognize the counting and it would irritate me to no end, but no… I was just puzzled and wondering if you were counting individual frames or timing the awkward silences 😂. Thanks for the gift of nostalgia. Even when really young it drove me crazy how totally not PAC Man the 2600 game was and this began the quest to find the holy grail: a home version of Pac-Man that actually looked like Pac-Man. Arcade-perfect repros are literally dime-a-dozen NOW, but back in the day when a quarter had actual value, we just wanted to be able to practice at home-was that so much to ask, Atari???

[@coktoe4487]

The counting version is the real version. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ,7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15!

[@valuevinyl110]

I never noticed the consistency of your video clips before today.. but thanks to the counting in the clips, I can confirm that the video game clips are all 15 seconds! It makes sense.. any less would be too short and any longer would be too long!

[@EdwinYuen]

I first thought he was counting something on screen but I realized that was a countdown to the next clip.

[@Heater23]

Ya, I could hear that too! Thought I was hearing things 😂

[@unorthdoxcleric6953]

I thought I was hearing things

[@dennyhaynes3]

I just check the duration on the clip in my Filmora package 🤷

[@thisisnotachannel]

"Crappy little games"... good stuff, Pat. Hope you and yours have a "Triple A Title" Christmas!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Mary Christmas to you as well

[@user-ub4qd8pi3b]

Always cracks me up when I hear you count to 15 during the gameplay clips! Great vid!

[@brianbagnall3029]

It might be a bullfrog that snuck into his microphone and started counting.

[@retrodave79]

I was about to ask WHY?!

[@thewingedavenger1007]

@@retrodave79 Just a theory. I think he wants to show the same amount of gameplay at the end of each game's segment, so he counts. But sometimes he forgets to switch off the mic while he's counting.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

You would be correct

[@derekhall321]

Thanks for the awesome nostalgic Christmas present, Patman. These videos mean more to me than most people could imagine.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks a lot, Merry Christmas

[@Roger-fs5yo]

Happy little Christmas video😁

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays!

[@matthewlane518]

Happy, happy! Merry, merry!

[@IndustryPets]

Merry Christmas Patman

[@TyG2k9]

I'm assuming the counting I heard was to determine how long each game was displayed maybe? Great video. Merry Queefmas!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Yes it was, sorry about that. Thanks, and happy holidays

[@AllOuttaBubblegum123]

@@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries Thanks. I thought I was missing a secret inside joke 😆 🤣

[@TyG2k9]

@@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries No worries. No apology necessary. It wasn't bothering me. Just curious.

[@AndrzejMatuch]

I love watching "worst of" videos. Thanks PacManQC!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Glad you like them!

[@Hologhoul]

"Urine coloured background..." and "bobbing about from side to side like my wife after a night at the bar" are my two favourite lines so far 😅

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

LOL thank you my friend

[@ForkFace2112]

You bring happiness, thank you my friend!!!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Wow, thank you

[@thunderwarrior1759]

Happy Christmas PatmanQC. Once again it’s nearing the end of the year and again you are my channel of the year for the third year running. Seriously looking forward to what 2023 has in store for us 🙌❤️🙏

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy Christmas to you as well. So glad my channel can bring you such joy. Thanks again

[@skywalkerranch]

I've got PatmanQC fever I'm going outta my mind. Thanks for this Pat. Awesome stuff.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks

[@MrDuneedon]

Merry Christmas, Patman! Thank you for all of the terrific stuff over the years!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thank you so much Merry Christmas

[@thewingedavenger1007]

Merry Christmas Pat! Great video as always! I had to grit my teeth when you brought me back to the childhood nightmare that was the day I got Pac-Man for my Atari 2600!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

LOL, Merry Christmas

[@kirkthejerk7258]

What a nice xmas gift. Thanks for another great year of content, Patman!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thank you so much for watching

[@Occult_Detective]

Those were the roughest I've seen. wow. Merry Christmas Happy holidays !

[@chrisbomber101]

Thank you, your videos are getting me though a lonely christmas.

[@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317]

Love you bro. 🥰🐾🇦🇺

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Sorry to hear that, hope it gets better.

[@stephenschenider4007]

Merry Christmas! What a lovely gift! Thank you for all the trips down memory lane.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Very Christmas and thank you for watching

[@blazerocker1734]

Bad conversions. The gift that keeps on giving. Another great video, Pat.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks 👍

[@TheRbushey1]

Thank u mr pat ! Merry Xmas back at u love the page

[@CrashHeadroom]

Glad ya still around matey, Merry Christmas to ya. Hope you had the yearly watch of the Griswalds lol.

[@barkinstarfish]

Amazing yet again. Love you content!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks a ton!

[@ianmitchell4742]

Argh the countdowns! That's going to keep me up all night

[@mikeberg6407]

Chirstmas episode! Hell ya. Merry Christmas bro. Hope you have a great holiday.

[@James-fo8rf]

Thank you very much. I never seem to get bored of bad ports. With my old age I come to appreciate it then more.

[@prixelderp5231]

Whole lotta counting going on! That's not a problem of course. As usual, fantastic work!

[@ForkFace2112]

I love the master system version of double dragon. I especially love that sound the enemies make when you kill them... Then they flash and disappear, just like in real life

[@JudgementalGoat]

Glad to see a new video from you man, you haven't poped on my feed in a while.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks although I do about one video a week so you might want to check notifications

[@bransonbenson9520]

Happy New Year Patman!!! Love your videos thanks for responding to my comments I appreciate your time 💯

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy new year! Thank you so much

[@alfredberger1752]

Merry Christmas to you and the family 🎅🏻🤶🏻☃️🎄

[@pauldaniel9199]

Merry Christmas Patman. Thank you for another year's worth of video game nostalgia and cheesy Dad jokes.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Mary Christmas and thanks for watching

[@mikecash1221]

Merry Christmas 🎅 Thank you for Always delivering the best. Best wishes to you and yours

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays!

[@BALDOGON]

Merry Christmas PatmanQC😊😊

[@illustriouschin]

Thanks for the great video Pat, Merry Christmas!

[@lt.aldoraine9161]

A Patman QC Queefmas! Best present ever. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[@darkwingdave79]

Merry Christmas, My Dude. Thank you for crushing it in 2022. 2023 is gonna get better because of you. Keep the videos coming & I'll be there watching. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

How nice of you to say, thanks

[@redmist78]

Great Christmas present. Hope you and your family had a good Christmas and stay warm.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thank you! You too!

[@miguelleandri2435]

Happy Christmas🎄🎁👍👍👍Patman💫

[@FLHilde]

Merry Christmas Pat!

[@MrTikbik2000]

Merry Christmas patman! 🎅🏼🎄🎁

[@Chris-xc4rn]

Merry Christmas! Thank you for the trip down memory lane. Keep them coming!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays!

[@louyork8379]

Merry Christmas, Patman!

[@jakespeed6515]

Slipped away on this day from family, just to watch this! 😂🙏👍

[@phizzzing]

we love to hear you count Pat! 💋

[@CareyHolzman]

Great job (as usual!)

[@inphanta]

This was a nice surprise to see in my recommendations yesterday. Thanks for more entertaining content, and hoping you’ve also had a good Christmas. Looking forward to more good stuff from you in the new year! 😊👍

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Hope you had a good holiday as well. Thanks for the kind words

[@xethnyrrow]

"Crappy little games.." LOL, I lost it right there. Keep going Pat, we love the content!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks, will do!

[@kenwheeler3637]

Happy Holidays, Pat. 🎄

[@anthonyharder1469]

Hope you had a merry christmas sir and have a happy new year

[@TheMathius78]

Merry Christmas, Pat! This is a great gift.

[@ElimGarakSpoonHead]

Merry Christmas and happy New Year Patman! Thanks for all the hilarious vids!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays! Thank you friend

[@macflexnm]

Merry Christmas to PatmanQC love your stuff excellent narration 🥳🎄

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thank you kindly!

[@Tweekend27]

I remember when a mate at school lent me Double Dragon on the C64. I took it to my best friend’s house and said ‘Look what I got!’ We ran to his computer room and loaded the game. No music, characters with the missing line at their midsection, the crappy gameplay... biggest let-down ever!!

[@adrianshappymoments9343]

Merry Christmas Patman!!

[@democrazy69]

Crapping on bad games is an art form and this is another great piece in the youtube halls of justice.

[@crithitjace]

Happy Christmas and merry new year. Great comic book guy impression!

[@bikesnmore]

Merry Christmas to you with a big bag of Festive Cheer for the New Year. Luv ya work mate

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays! Thank you my friend

[@Luke.S2099]

Merry Christmas Patman :)🎄

[@joeyfarris2543]

Merry Christmas Patman🎄🎅

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Merry Christmas

[@cwalker3783]

Merry 8 bit Christmas Patman! Your videos bring me much joy and memories of my youth.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thank you so much Merry Christmas 🎄❄️🎅

[@butter1134]

Merry Christmas PatMan

[@Machtimus]

Merry Christmas Patman

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Merry Christmas

[@Catovaria]

Merry Christmas! I hope that you will continue to delight us with new wonderful videos in the new year.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays!

[@SecondOpinionGames1]

Great work again. Please remember my collaboration video. I just got Craig from screw attack 😮

[@Dennis-nm4qh]

Merry Christmas 🎄patman awesome video as always👍

[@inarar5334]

Because of timing and circumstances the 2600 Pac-Man was my first experience with Pac-Man. My preschooler (maybe kindergarten) mind was blown seeing the original not long after with my first trip to an arcade.

[@michaelfields7088]

Mine too. For the longest time I thought it was what the arcade looked like. Took many years to discover I was wrong.

[@inarar5334]

@@michaelfields7088 my fave was how the 2600 Asteroids (which my dad was stupid good at) managed to make an already relatively crude looking game even cruder.

[@Mikey-zj8bn]

I played pacman in the arcade as a kid but I was to dumb to realize how bad this was

[@Hologhoul]

@@inarar5334 The VCS couldn't do vectors, it was a colourful and fun port. I'm amazed at the negativity of some of these comments. These programmers worked wonders to get these games onto such an early and technically quirky console.

[@Hologhoul]

@@Mikey-zj8bn It really wasn't. It didn't look like the arcade but it was a playable and fun Pac-Man. How spoiled were you kids back then?

[@traphousegamer1906]

This was the best gift I've gotten so far

[@gamecheaterz]

Merry Christmas Patman 🎄❄️🎅

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Merry Christmas And I'm going to steal your emoji's :-) Thanks my friend

[@dirksparrow]

Merry Christmas to you and your family

[@apendica]

Merry Xmas Pat!!!

[@joshuaupham5993]

Merry Queef-mas Patman!

[@DoctorCyrax]

Yo thanks for the video, gonna enjoy this. Merry Christmas Pat!

[@thrjfi5360]

Merry queefsmas to u as well good sir, just remember Who said it first....looking forward to your "2023 Arcade games you need to see"......happy new year as well to you and your family

[@pierreramirez2599]

Thank you for this!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thank you for watching

[@iankempster7007]

Great video as always. This one was gold !

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks again!

[@stewartfennell8926]

Merry Christmas Patman, your videos are always interesting.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays! Thanks so much

[@AnthonyRiddle]

Merry Christmas brother. I hope you had a great day

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays! I hope you did as well

[@NP-ip3nj]

Merry Christmas, Pat! All the best!

[@petetherealrelentless6542]

Merry Xmas Patman.. I know I say it every year but knowing a little about your story yet still being so positive and upbeat really is an inspiration to me. 👍🏼🎅👏

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays! That's nice of you to say, thank you

[@AgentHeX_0007]

Happy Christmas to you and your family. Love the channel.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy Christmas, thanks so much

[@arcademcfly1039]

Thank you!!!! I LOVE BEATEMUPS!!! No choppy choppy no Jerky Jerky

[@soulred5195]

Thanks for the video and hope you have a merry Christmas, and also thanks for reminding us all again how much Pit Fighter on the SNES sucks.

[@EsquirePrime]

Merry Christmas, Pat! Merry Queef-Mas to all, and to all a good Shite!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

LOL, comment of the day. Happy holidays

[@socialistprofessor3206]

"Merry queefmass" already made my day. :)

[@crithitjace]

Your counting on the clips makes them even funnier because the timer doesn't work on most of them. 🤣

[@CinemaMacabro]

Great video, PatmanQC, I can hear you count to 15 lolz, I gotta say Double Dragon for Amiga was hot garbage, and also Hard driving for the SNES, it was like Chinese water torture, I am glad you covered those games, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ..lolz Merry Christmas to you and your family!

[@jamesdixon6332]

Your content gets better and better each time. Keep up the good work and Happy Holidays

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays! Thanks a lot

[@PANTYEATR1]

Patman, I'm gonna get you an old school stop watch from the late 80s, so you don't have to count out loud on your videos😆 good job bro🏆

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

It wasn't even that loud but it won't happen again

[@PANTYEATR1]

@@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries it's cool bro, at first i didn't know what was going on... I still don't know, but i heard it very easily. Were you counting the length of the game clip?

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

@@PANTYEATR1 Yep That was it

[@whirlwind6141]

Love the comic book guy voice from the Simpsons. Well done!

[@BlackArroToons]

Great video history, and I hope you had a nice Christmas and a great New Year 2023. Keep up the great videos Patman!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Happy holidays!Thanks

[@majikman7355]

Merry Christmas...your voice is awesome

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Merry Christmas, that's nice of you to say

[@Djclyve]

I love the Amstrad Pit Fighter. You hit an opponent lying on the ground with a high kick.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

LOL

[@floyd9572]

It's funny that you said that about Hard Drivin. That's also how I taught myself to drive stick. 50 cents at a time...

[@SkippyTheSkeptic]

Merry Christmas Patman!

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks, Merry Christmas 🎄❄️🎅

[@claudiexx6274]

hahaha you can buy a cheap clock to save counting to fifteen every game version comentary... Your videos are awesome !!!

[@mattmcglasson7104]

Always love watching your content Patman. Hope you have a Merry Christmas…er…Queefmas!!! Look forward to the upcoming videos! Any chance of a Lucky and Wild review?

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

LOL, Merry Christmas. Don't know, I'll have to look into it

[@orderofmagnitude-TPATP]

Lol... the counting is endearing my guy. I know what goes into making vids like these. Best wishes mate.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

Thanks 👍

[@orderofmagnitude-TPATP]

@@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries welcome my guy. I saw you playing punch out in the arcade lol....

[@MurderMostFowl]

The counting to 15 bit is actually a secret encoded message… you’ll notice the numbers are the same but the duration for each segment is slightly off. This indicates an encoded sequence may be present. I highly encourage watching this video in its entirety multiple times to investigate.

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

LOL thanks

[@MurderMostFowl]

@@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries Thanks you for your great videos. I’m doing my small part to help the channel any way I can!

[@steveafanador6441]

Merry Christmas 🧑‍🎄☃️🎄

[@JustinLeeper]

I remember seeing NARC in the arcade as a kid and scoffing at the controls. “4 buttons?! What game needs that? Who could handle all those buttons??” 😂😂😂

[@PatmanQC-Arcade-Documentaries]

LOL, it did seem like a lot of buttons