Im aussie. If I don't hear and feel the crunch, that means the game isn't over
@chrismaverick98286 ай бұрын
I heard your cans of RAID pest killer come with spears. Any truth to that? :D
@kat70476 ай бұрын
Everything there is trying to kill you!
@b.j.78376 ай бұрын
@Mutchy85 😖😖
@michaelhoffmann28916 ай бұрын
@@chrismaverick9828 What would spears do against our insects and spiders? They'd just haul them back at you! No, the cans come with a legal mediation team, so you can negotiate who gets to stay in the house.
@Singforever7776 ай бұрын
@@michaelhoffmann2891 😂😂😂
@sema60086 ай бұрын
Thank you, KZbin, for randomly suggesting this comedy special. She’s so funny! 😂👍👏
@RichardMendoza-hr3bn6 ай бұрын
She really is she’s pretty cute and funny !!!
@kcjay43036 ай бұрын
It's not random. ;)
@judyparks50165 ай бұрын
Subscribe to her channel. I did. She is great. ❤🙏
@LindaLRosarioАй бұрын
Me too❤
@helendenver29736 ай бұрын
I adore her ... not a foul word out of her mouth. This woman is a real comedian. Her body language goes with her comedy. You go girl.!
@sharongammell41116 ай бұрын
In the South, we have a saying: You know you have problems when the roach wakes you up at night and says, "Hey, did you know we have ants?!" 😂😂😂❤❤❤ Love you, Angelah!
@timesthree57575 ай бұрын
Or, "hey, can you go down stairs and check. I think there's somebody in the house."
@its-MK...5 ай бұрын
Or "I'm fine with those HUGE cockroaches. I don't even bother them. It's the little ones you gotta worry about."
@cheriem4325 ай бұрын
ZPlease, *please* tell me you are kidding! 😯
@timesthree57575 ай бұрын
@@cheriem432 no.
@sharongammell41115 ай бұрын
There's a big difference (double entendre intended) between tree roaches and house roaches. The tree roaches are HUGE!
@paulmolloy72066 ай бұрын
I was in South Carolina on vacation and was busy putting food in the cabinet, I reached for the handle on the next cabinet door and it moved! This cockroach was at least four inches long and they fly. My friend threw a shoe at it and missed, I was like what are you thinking, you just gave it a weapon
@CaponeCabin6 ай бұрын
Palmetto bug 😊
@beenutz576 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@glee_again25946 ай бұрын
😅😂
@montamiddleton93186 ай бұрын
Thats a palmetto. They grow even bigger in Florida. 😊
@borntoteachw40285 ай бұрын
😂😂
@BentleyStPeter7 ай бұрын
This was such good comedy and it was clean. I am so impressed with your style and it is so refreshing to be able to see good clean comedians. Thank you so much.
@dawna86956 ай бұрын
Amen to that! Had no idea I was getting a new favorite comedian today, she's awesome.
@justincase78486 ай бұрын
She is a real professional. Has everyone eating out of her hands. Well done.
@michaelhoffmann28916 ай бұрын
Australians meanwhile are watching this with snakes, spider, dropbears, crocodiles - curled up on the coach beside them, arguing about the remote and who gets to choose the movie on Netflix tonight.
@5Gburn6 ай бұрын
Bless you, sir. Bless you.
@trbutler67056 ай бұрын
When I was young it was my dream to visit Australia. I would see photos of the beautiful landscapes and dream. Then I found out everything there wants to kill me. 😂
@michaelhoffmann28916 ай бұрын
@@trbutler6705 Well, you see, in Australia, it's the wildlife. In the US, it's the people with guns. I'll take the former. The wildlife is often cuddlier and fluffier.
@rangerwill6 ай бұрын
I believe you
@Sacarat6 ай бұрын
What the heck is a dropbear? As if Australia isn’t bad enough, you got bears dropping on you. 😅
@TheREALJosephTurner7 ай бұрын
KZbin randomly suggested this video. It's my first time seeing Anjelah Johnson-Reyes. It won't be my last! I'm off to see the full special now.
@gamingnerdgirlz6 ай бұрын
i also was recommended this video, and found her youtube channel at @AnjelahJohnson
@HappyCats176 ай бұрын
You have got to listen to her nail salon routines. Oh my lord.
@ramonaoreskovich69426 ай бұрын
@@HappyCats17I was just gonna recommend the nail salon bit. Funniest shit ever.
@iowegian74966 ай бұрын
I recommend her " getting a taco"😀
@morrislindroth79106 ай бұрын
Ditto and Thank you to the other ppl replying, I will look these up as well!! 😎🤙
@meganrogers35716 ай бұрын
As a fellow Californian living in the South (Virginia) can attest this is 100% true!
@tracynorris50123 ай бұрын
Yes, all true. My husband is from Oakland, CA. He moved here, North Georgia, at 16. We've known each other for 46 years. He still calls me country. He's terrified of snakes and spiders. He opened the closet door to find a 6 ft long king snake staring at him. And, his reaction was priceless. He slammed the door and stuck to it, as if an Anaconda was going to attack him. I told him to stop, you're scaring it to death!! I caught it and put it outside, no big deal here. They just come inside sometimes, especially when it's 100 degrees in the shade. 😂😮😅😊
@jameschatwick57546 ай бұрын
74 year old black Vietnam veteran from Texas. She alright ! ❤ ☮️ & happiness. 😎🇺🇲
@Mr.Sidenote6 ай бұрын
I've been a big fan since her Mad TV days. Funny and safe for the whole family to enjoy.
@timdere7 ай бұрын
"We're good, we can watch it from the front." 🤣😜
@TobyCatVA6 ай бұрын
The call back at the ending is perfection.
@dianejohnson99047 ай бұрын
I have a huge daddy long leg who lives in my shower I call Baxter. We coexist.
@Babyshoes7777 ай бұрын
Wow. You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. [laughs] You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. Huh? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole . . . wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? It's actually - I'm not even mad. That's amazing. [laughs again] I forgive you. What do you say we get you in your PJs and we hit the hay? Huh? Bedtime. Okay, come on. Let's go. Come on.
@Washougalite17 ай бұрын
Daddy long legs get to live in my house too. They kill the other spiders for me 😂
@k.l.34496 ай бұрын
Omg! The daddy long legs in our shower is called Karl😂🤣
@giraffeNana20236 ай бұрын
Daddy Long Legs won't hurt. Their mouths aren't big enough 😂
@Washougalite16 ай бұрын
@@giraffeNana2023 Which is good because it's one of the most poisonous spiders alive
@amen25755 ай бұрын
I was in Florida, I had forgotten how big and gangster the bugs can be in the South. I went to Florida and all of the bugs immediately come to greet on the 1st day 😂. The next morning I got in the shower, giant Roaches and Water Bugs came to get in the tub too. Everywhere we went they went along for the ride singing "We are family 😂😂" What a trip I was checking every thing I had for months after I got back.
@JudyChartrand-uv6oi6 ай бұрын
I’m totally in stitches!! I can relate to the junk drawer. Her voice makes it all more hilarious.
@robertabrown21526 ай бұрын
My Uncle Jr., lord love him. Years ago, a tornado came through downtown Nashville into East Nashville. He told me he walked outside, into his front yard and was watching the tornado going through his neighborhood. He finally decided to go in when the tornado tore his neighbors tree out of the ground.
@cockeyedoptimista5 ай бұрын
Did he go into his basement?
@melindarussell50372 ай бұрын
My dad and I watched one from the front porch back in '79. The secret to tornado safety is this: If you can see it moving your relatively safe. If it doesn't look like it's moving then take cover, because it's heading towards you. But always be aware that a tornado can change directions instantly.
@user-bx4ti6ig3iАй бұрын
I live in Nevada. We don't get tornadoes. But even I know this
@melindarussell5037Ай бұрын
@@user-bx4ti6ig3i Most people do. But I have met a few that didn't and were shocked I was so calm during a tornado warning.
@richardkansas55936 ай бұрын
Hey those asparagus rubberbands are usable as replacement belts on most vacuum cleaners.
@Silk.With.An.E6 ай бұрын
Seriously???!
@stephaniefoster19646 ай бұрын
I save mine... and at Thanksgiving/Christmas_ the ones around the bunches of fresh greens👍🏾
@ellenmcdaniel15502 ай бұрын
All the frustration this could have saved me in my housekeeping career!
@seaknightvirchow81315 ай бұрын
She is so naturally funny and clean.
@lisaminshew14886 ай бұрын
Good clean comedy. Love it!
@jessicadianne90656 ай бұрын
Watching this from Oklahoma 😂 where we really do go out and watch those tornadoes from the front lawn 🌪️
@JalenWaltmanАй бұрын
The sirens here in Oklahoma are a signal to go outside and look 😂
@LauraBell-bj1rs6 ай бұрын
I like it, when you can relate to everything, from the rubber bands to the tornado
@heidiely32437 ай бұрын
Anjelah Johnson is hilarious is this special. I watched all of this bit and her full special is also available on 800 Pound and it's over an hour long. 1:14:.. Her timing, physical movement, use of the stage space, different voices, flow of material and complete mastery of the memorization of her material are spectacular. I've not seen this from anyone else but long term well known comedians. Clearly, she'll be around. Go and see her if she comes to town where you are. 👍👍✨⭐✨❤️😂
@Bleepbloopblappp7 ай бұрын
She’s always been hella funny
@ickess6 ай бұрын
Was probably a June bug hitting the window. Those things sounds like pebbles hitting the window.
@southerngirl3006 ай бұрын
June bugs are my mortal enemy. Even at retirement age they still give me the heebie jeebees.
@ickess6 ай бұрын
@@southerngirl300if I’m in the backyard at night with a flash light I stick things in my ears. To keep the bugs out
@carolphillips15935 ай бұрын
🤢
@waitwhat10294 ай бұрын
@@southerngirl300... I crashed a motorcycle once doing about 40 because I got hit in the forehead with a june bug. Forehead swollen to east bejeezus. Only full face helmets for me now XD
@johnmoreland87066 ай бұрын
Nashville geography… that so funnnny… she is the best… my favorite
@dowzoo6 ай бұрын
The line about the asparagus rubber band had me laugh out loud, because those are great rubber bands and I save them!
@adrienne07116 ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed so hard in years! I had to keep backing up the video because I was losing it! Great performance! Rubber bands? What about the lifetime supply of twist ties? I need to stop but who knows when they’ll come in handy? Might have some rubber bands… lol It’s like I am become my Grandma!
@b.j.78376 ай бұрын
@adrienne0711 Yep, got a container of each in my front closet. 😂
@PozoBlue6 ай бұрын
OMG the amount of those twist ties and rubber bands from herbs and other stuff that I keep in my kitchen drawer.... in case I need them.... is ridiculous!! 🤣 I laughed so much at that and the tornado story! She's so relatable
@TC-uk2sg6 ай бұрын
Here in Oklahoma we get earthquakes and tornadoes. When we hear thunder and a little shaking we just had an earthquake. When we have thunder and lightning in a rain storm, if the wind is high, we start looking outside for a tornado only if the sirens go off.
@ghostbeetle29506 ай бұрын
That has to be the driest, most perfect delivery of a last-second pay-off I've ever heard. She GOOD.
@madtownangler4 ай бұрын
My parents live in Tornado Alley...one time they had one land in the neighbors front lawn and tear up the trees and some dirt, hop over their house and go down to the river through the woods. It took all summer with a crane for my dad to get all the fallen trees out of the way but he and the neighbor had plenty of firewood to split.
Anjelah, girl you hilarious. Thank you for making fun of us in the South in a way in unlike many whom talks down to us. The way you move across the stage, you look like a born, raised Southerner. Just discovered your comedy. May God give you blessings and my the sacrifices that you have made through your career be rewarded. BTW, tell your husband thank you for serving our country.
@alreadytired65157 ай бұрын
We lived in FL and the critters were out of hand. Before we moved there I made my husband promise to kill any bug I ask him to and he wouldn’t make fun of me. As a west coast girl myself I also prefer quakes as my natural disaster. Hurricanes were no fun. Glad to be back on the west coast.
@Logan-ed4pu6 ай бұрын
8:22 I'm from Kansas. Can confirm on her husbands reaction.
@stacinaturenuts90606 ай бұрын
Asparagus rubber on ur smooth wallet keeps it from sliding out of ur pocket by a pick-pocket. Happier vacations, y'all. God, I love her & will be watching more!
@nope37113Ай бұрын
Oh my goodness thank you so much for telling me that that's cool
@missgramirez44466 ай бұрын
The tornado part... I laughed so hard
@ThatsillyChickBethАй бұрын
Girl when she did the noise of the siren
@anonymoose1166 ай бұрын
Ma'am, thats not a basement - thats a storm shelter.
@thamertanner54486 ай бұрын
It could be a basement that's only accessible from outside. I have seen that a few times. Usually older houses that have been remodeled and took out the interior basement door and stairs.
@janeentumbao86906 ай бұрын
Sir... That's where all the spiders ganged up on her and showed her what for. 😂😂😂😂
@JohnBerry-q1h7 ай бұрын
A tornado can lift the trailer (of a tractor trailer) high into the air and float it around like it was an empty cardboard box. And then drop it.
@trumax336 ай бұрын
Lancaster, Texas 2012. Facts.
@nope37113Ай бұрын
In a tornado in Houston I had enough time between the TV telling me that the tornado was here and when it got there to basically run to the baby's room and grab her and then find a hole to hide in cuz they don't have basements
@nope37113Ай бұрын
Conroe Texas circa 2000...... I was young...... I can feel now if I need to be concerned
@nancyriggs81707 ай бұрын
Oh girl, having lived in KY my entire life; am LMAO over the tornado experience.. Its so damn true: i also have that dang junk draw in my Kitchen, with helva rubberbands..
@SimonRaahauge19736 ай бұрын
my junk drawer is in my desk. no spare drawer in the kitchen, but six nice drawers in my desk. I even have a scientific calculator, if I ever need to do math again.😄
@janeentumbao86906 ай бұрын
You all are going through some rough weather now. Hope you and your crew are OK. (Air hug)
@bobsmoot84545 ай бұрын
Getting to perform at the Ryman is an honor and for the audience the acoustics are incredible and enhances the voice giving it a warmer sound
@twobitsandpepper82356 ай бұрын
That's why it's good to keep your basement or shelter prepped ahead of time with water, food, flashlights, blankets, a weather radio, entertainment for kids (as sometimes it can last hours), keep the phones charged...etc. That way you don't have to scramble for everything last minute. And pay attention to the weather alerts and radar to see where it is. You won't be able to see it if it's at night or if it's rain-wrapped, so the radar helps. We also prep our porch and yard ahead of time so shit doesn't blow away, and ALWAYS anchor your trampoline! 😂
@TemT85 ай бұрын
From SC. And your right about the bugs. Moved here 12 years ago and didn't think these bugs existed!
@goulash756 ай бұрын
We have spiders like that in Australia too. They're usually called Fred or George.
@atheinasophiajade10446 ай бұрын
In the south every ghost is called George.
@mlatham23Ай бұрын
In the south the spider in the shower is Bubba. In Ohio black snakes are George.
@Fuzz326 ай бұрын
I’m a southerner and I WISH we had earthquakes instead of tornadoes. Just rode out three of them, no lie, last night. And yes I have slept through them before. And just to let people know, when there is a tornado, here’s what you need. A flashlight, your keys, your wallet or purse, shoes if you’re not wearing any, a jacket, a spare water bottle, a helmet (for each of the kids), and any firearms you own.
@melindaunknown64116 ай бұрын
And your prescriptions.
@friedpicklechips6 ай бұрын
and - for the love of God - pants.
@lisab95416 ай бұрын
Why firearms?
@Fuzz326 ай бұрын
@@lisab9541 safety. And not the personal kind.
@cockeyedoptimista5 ай бұрын
@@Fuzz32 I don't get it.
@Mom-rq5nw28 күн бұрын
You all should see the one where she talks about the beauty shop. Love this lady, one of the funniest comics out there today.
@Punkin_Peters226 ай бұрын
Omfg 😂 She’s the funniest person I’ve ever heard! 😅😂 I can’t quit laughing!
@AuroraMeansDawn275 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂She and Leanne Morgan should tour together.
@Sabbathissaturday6 ай бұрын
She is the best comedian hands down! ❤❤❤❤❤
@vtiger815 ай бұрын
Oh, my gosh! You are a breath of fresh air! I'm from the Midwest, Southern Educated, and was in Los Angeles for eight years before moving back to North Carolina. I've seen twisters and been through earthquakes. And Anjelah, being in the South from LA, Great White Sharks are spotted off the Carolinas as often as in LA or Orange County!
@r.a.y.17046 ай бұрын
My mother used to suck them up the vacuum cleaner. That is how you deal with the gigantic Aussie spider females and male legs (mid 1960’s). One evening (Now BC, Canada, late 1970’s) she threw the telephone book at one and told me she had killed it. Na-aa. It was still alive 19 hours later! It had been stuck under the book all night and most of the next day trying to get up and crawl out. Yup…vacuum cleaner deployed. Strangely, I am the only person on my mother’s side of the family that is NOT an arachnophobe. And I can’t claim adoption or a hospital mix-up because my mother had me at home. Now as an adult, I pick them up, mostly in a glass trap, sometimes without and chuck them out the kitchen window. Usually this was late at night and we were on the second floor. I used to wonder what would happen if someone was down below…but then the thought occurred that if they were looking in someone’s window…they deserve to have a spider thrown down on them…
@M_SC6 ай бұрын
Indoor spiders can’t survive outside. You just killed them.
@aileen6946 ай бұрын
@@M_SC Awwww...🤣
@mar0us1o6 ай бұрын
I hve 4 junk drawers and yes the best ones are the asparagus ones! Love ya crooked nail!
@donavandean10786 ай бұрын
She's a class act! Very talented and funny.
@MouseMotes7 ай бұрын
Girl, I live in Missouri and we get both tornadoes and earthquakes!
@nyxculp92907 ай бұрын
What do you do if you don't have a basement?
@MouseMotes7 ай бұрын
@@nyxculp9290 hold on tight, you might be going on a wild ride!
@kylestruckmann15046 ай бұрын
Lowest floor, interior room.
@Singforever7776 ай бұрын
@@kylestruckmann1504we don’t have a basement or interior room. It’s very unnerving during bad storms and tornado watches/warnings.
@felipenunez20586 ай бұрын
@@nyxculp9290middle of the home were their is no windows. Get in the bath tub and put a mattress over it.
@CP-286 ай бұрын
She had me in stitches (until I lost count) and this is the first time I have seen her! 😅😊😂👏👍 Edit: • Realised I did see her before (the Vietnamese Nail Salon skit long time ago) like 10+ years younger and I didn't realise/recognise her now until I clicked on her other videos which brought me back to the old one and I was like, that's her? Wow it's the same person (but more matured, married, and better!) 😄
@helensarkisian74916 ай бұрын
Look up “Nail Salon”.
@lindabradford95916 ай бұрын
She's so good.
@M_SC6 ай бұрын
What does losing count have to do with anything? Do you know what that expression means?
@jackieprasek1796 ай бұрын
The nail salon one is my favorite 😂
@howardrussell39192 ай бұрын
I'm from back east originally(R.I. and West Philly). Moved to Arkansas as a Teenager and oh my God! There were critters of all sorts. Possums, skunks, frogs, deer, snakes, you name it, Arkansas had it. My uncle got stung by a wasp in his neck and had to be rushed to a hospital so he didn't suffocate because his throat swelled up. INSANE!! My sister gave up the northeast(Massachusetts) for Florida. She's having a rough time with the critters....!!
@SonorGeek057 ай бұрын
We have ridiculously large wasps in the South. It's like dang! What the heck are y'all eating or drinking?
@thecleanslate18196 ай бұрын
She's come a long way from "Beautiful nail. Just one"
@jwill62765 ай бұрын
I love beautiful Nail. She is really versatile.
@Mistersgoodgirl2 ай бұрын
But that’s one of my favorites! That and Bon Qui Qui as a flight attendant. Those are my two favorites.
@eowyn83406 ай бұрын
We had a few tarantulas come into our home living in west TX. I’m terrified of spiders too, so that was fun.
@cheriem4325 ай бұрын
Anjelah would appreciate this; After I moved from Boston to CA I discovered bugs I'd never heard of before. I opened the bathroom door one morning and lo and behold, there was the biggest mosquito *I had ever seen in my life* on the back of the bathroom door. I was able to see it reflected in the mirror. I woke up my husband and sent him in to do battle with the beast. As he slowly opened the door and looked, his eyes bugged out of his head just like mine had. Its legs covered almost the whole width of the door! So, I pushed him in and slammed the door shut, expecting him to do battle and vanquish the beast. He emerged bloody and bruised, but victorious. We came to find out afterward that it was actually a mosquito *dragon*. Never heard of them before. They actually feed on mosquitos! 😲
@TKCTSTN6 ай бұрын
Looking forward to hearing what she has to say after living through the 13 year cicadas that are currently starting to emerge.
@twobitsandpepper82356 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@mikedechant14 ай бұрын
I grew up in Fort Worth, TX. We didn't have a basement so we would go sit in the bath tub or some other room with no outside walls. Fun times.
@Dragonfly202336 ай бұрын
Very funny, clean and relatable
@ellenchavez20437 ай бұрын
The interesting thing is there are few houses with basements outside of the Midwest. Some areas have storm shelters outside like in "The Wizard of Oz". Head to the bathroom, which has reinforced walls with pipes in it.
@M_SC6 ай бұрын
What are you talking about, all of the north east, where the population is more dense too.
@justincase78486 ай бұрын
Northeasterner here, hardly ever seen a house within a basement
@twobitsandpepper82356 ай бұрын
@@M_SC Almost all of the tornadoes occur in the Midwest and South.
@laurie76896 ай бұрын
I live in the South and the houses in the subdivision that I live in have basements.
@ellenchavez20436 ай бұрын
@@laurie7689 How old is your house?
@sapphirerain706 ай бұрын
I live in Pa and I went to visit my sister who lives in N.C., Her son was off to college and I took his room. Well her hubby went to bed, she passed out on the couch so I went in to bed. I pulled the covers back and I completely lost it. I woke my sister up and we never did find the bug. It was a palmetto bug …it was Huge!
@mickieknows77126 ай бұрын
I live in Texas and when we get bad tornado-like weather (and as long as a tornado is NOT in my path) I like to play the movie "Twister" cuz the wind and the trees and the lightening and thunder makes for a GREAT surround sound accompanying the movie. .
@manher43352 ай бұрын
Wow I'm beyond impressed, she's an elite imo as far as female "comedians" are concerned. Too many times I've daydreamed/fell asleep trying to give the benefit of the doubt to many. I can legitimately call this wonderful woman a comedian and it's such a relief. Aspiring female comedians? This is the standard you should take notes from!
@joelcruz9415Ай бұрын
I like that she doesn't rely on dirty jokes like a lot of female comics.
@andresvaldes24916 ай бұрын
Funny and clean. Love it
@tinashefflette9016 ай бұрын
Im moving to Mississippi in 3 weeks. Been there a few times already...tornado warnings, bugs and spiders..BIG ones..She nailed it 😂
@johndough91876 ай бұрын
Mississippi - the South's warmest welcome. What part?
@tinashefflette9016 ай бұрын
@@johndough9187 South Mississippi, near Biloxi
@jessicaconner12426 ай бұрын
Poor thing
@juliejohnson4975 ай бұрын
So why are you moving there?
@tinashefflette9015 ай бұрын
@@juliejohnson497 Family, we are retired Army, my SIL active AF, ...and my grand baby is there
@jessicamartin27974 ай бұрын
California native, moved to Kentucky in 2020. Our first tornado was the one on December 10th. Eleven miles from our house. Welcome to the Midwest.😂😂
@pattibuchhalter66716 ай бұрын
You are BEYOND WONDERFUL!!!
@StephanieMT6 ай бұрын
be glad you dont live in a mobile home during a tornado warning, good times
@twobitsandpepper82356 ай бұрын
They are magnets for tornadoes!
@Secretagent711146 ай бұрын
We just had an F3 rip through a few mobile home parks in my area. Some of the parks that were hit had a requirement that the trailers have ground straps. Those strapped to the ground had some porch roofs and sheds missing. The people inside said they could feel the trailers trying to lift but ultimately the straps did their job. The parks that didn't have that rule: they look like war zones and there were casualties.
@tiffanyvanlengen43935 ай бұрын
This is seriously the best comedian I've seen it forever. I posted this on 1 of our other videos and I hope you keep making videos. I can't wait to see you live
@FreeToLove999Ай бұрын
The rubber bands in the junk drawer. All of it! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@kikigirlkauai6 ай бұрын
Richard was night stalker. He preyed on yellow houses. I lived in LA in a yellow house. Not too far from one of his victims. He bit them and my friends dad was a cop, he warned us to be careful at the store or dance clubs about a guy who had dark hair and crooked teeth. We didn’t know why back then. He couldn’t tell us much but once he was caught and we knew almost all his victims lived or were visiting yellow houses. Omfg we painted our house gray afterwards.
@gpe20024 ай бұрын
I was at this performance with my husband. She is fantastic and we had a great time!
@David-ns4ym5 ай бұрын
My ex from Texas when her family came up north to meet my family the dad loved my parents basement. He couldn’t get over it. I can still remember the joy he showed with all the tools and storage we had down there. Loved that man.
@carolynluckas12196 ай бұрын
My son went to a really great college in NYC. But the dorm building he was in was ancient and rooms the size of someone’s regular sized walk in closet with a tiny bathroom you had to shift around to move within. Every night he said this huge cockroach would come out of the drain in his sink to visit. He named it. He doesn’t have the heart to harm anything, so it would just visit the sink and leave. NYC. You’ve gotta love it.
@Sarah-xw2ff6 ай бұрын
There's roaches, waterbugs and palmetto bugs (Florida anyway). Waterbugs are like roaches but just like drains. Unsure of which one since it's NYC though.
@stephaniemcdonald69366 ай бұрын
I live in the south. We went to a local festival that went pretty late, so we got home and went straight to bed. My son was three, still using the little potty on the floor, and needed someone to go with him to the bathroom. We're both half asleep, but he starts talking about a frog. I'm like no that's a leaf we must have brought back home. Big brown, like the size of his hand. Then i get closer bc I'm blind and not wearing my glasses. It was a giant cockroach. I had to just grab a cup and put it over it. Then wake up my husband. We are a catch and release home, but some things do not get to live and i could not be the one to do it. It truly was the size of a frog.
@clarity321236 ай бұрын
Absolutely hysterical!!😂😂😂😂😂
@olmcmonnie74452 ай бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this! Supremely funny without beung vulgar.
@Nappylox716 ай бұрын
She is hilarious!😂
@Blueskies11805 ай бұрын
She naturally hilarious! I loved her Asian Nail Salon bit from 10 years ago… 😂😂😂
@laurasmith29586 ай бұрын
Im from Kansas and the alarm means to run outside to take pictures. 😊
@paulmorgan10096 ай бұрын
This had me screeching. She's so funny!
@Kuulei2656 ай бұрын
Hawaii’s Cane Spiders. I had to get the thick dictionary to kill that sucker because it was chasing me ALL over the room. And yes, I tried raid and the thing LAUGHED at me. So out came my extra thick dictionary. It crunched. My husband was useless. Totally useless.
@lindamast27666 ай бұрын
Lollllll
@frankjames4743Ай бұрын
She is Fantastic. Seeing her live must be a treat.
@guspeters8173Ай бұрын
As many others have said, it's great that she demonstrates that a comedian can be both clean and funny.
@Karen-wv6yw5 ай бұрын
I too moved to the south from California, I’m in Georgia. Bugs , tornadoes,the heat , you name it it’s here .i feel your pain & know exactly what you are saying 😮
@philm.87566 ай бұрын
Anjelah is very, very funny. Great delivery, too. Fantastic stuff! 🤣🤣
@soupwizard6 ай бұрын
Wow she killed it! You can tell she knew it too, knew she was killing it and the crowd was with her and she nailed the show.
@commonsensecorner72754 ай бұрын
Thank you Anjelah for being you!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@williamjones34627 ай бұрын
Boy, do I relate to the rubber bands..We buy broccoli just for the bands! ! !
@bean21225 ай бұрын
I never click a youtube vid so fast when i saw it was Anjelah Johnson. She is just so good 😂. If you are new to her stuff .. search her name and the nail salon 😂
@taritorrez35067 ай бұрын
You gotta save the broccoli rubber bands! You could use those to launch rocks like a slingshot orcas a fan belt on your car!🤣
@benjie1286 ай бұрын
Same thing. Until I hear the sirens, no worries. Once was taking shelter, and heard the freight train. Louder and louder. My heart pounding as I'm mentally preparing. Then just silence. Was the weirdest feeling of relief and panic.
@ramirezev5975 ай бұрын
She is very funny but that last line was hillarious😂