Christmas is Ruined

[@DolanDarkest]

Merry Christmas and a Sloppy New Year

[@M.Khaalish]

Merry Slopmas Dolan! I love you (no kidding)

[@w.lf404]

santas dwarf wept with a dollar in the woods

[@ObidePAPPAK]

You too!

[@Stopreplieingtome]

It is not new for everyone yet

[@charlesdai6611]

You definitely on the naughty list…

[@spynosocks]

I just hit pyrocynical going 70mph on my truck. Such a happy xmas eve RN. He ran right up on the highway. I love this year so much.

[@SonGohanDragonBall]

Thank you🙏

[@lego007guym8]

Did he die?

[@girnogiovana6577]

@@lego007guym8 hopefully

[@maroshmarosh2173]

Yes it died ​@@lego007guym8

[@spynosocks]

@@lego007guym8 yes it died.

[@Flumko-t2q]

I just got hit by a truck going 70mph on my walk. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. I ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

[@Porkupine69]

Did you die?

[@CarlosAvalos-vh7pg]

@@Porkupine69 What a dumb question. Of course he didn’t!

[@Flumko-t2q]

Yes I died. I don't know how I keep getting hit this has happened for the last 7 years. I really should stop walking on the highway.​

[@fnf_isepik635]

@@Flumko-t2q crazy

[@iBDWR]

The Dog Situation Is Insane

[@Interrblok]

the situation is so insane

[@Numbabu]

“The Dog Situation is insane” is insane. It’s wild.

[@under-l4p8t]

@@Numbabu The situation situation is crazy

[@Numbabu]

@@under-l4p8t “the crazy situation is insane” is unbelievable.

[@emiliosanchez4610]

The dog flattens

[@ZackShark1]

bro

[@shafin3630]

made me wheeze

[@iamewp]

It finally happened

[@SomeCowguy]

The road thickens

[@LeoFlipnotes]

The slop squishes out

[@begine4283]

this 90 year old truck still hits dogs the old fashioned way

[@Thegoatone23]

Dog tauh

[@ArchSchizo]

@@Thegoatone23 splat on that thang

[@hysterioneh1526]

@@Thegoatone23 bark on that thang

[@bluntweaponenjoyer]

@@Thegoatone23Crash on that thang!

[@MoppleAlt]

The slop thickens

[@DolanDarkest]

I think at this point you need to change your name to SloppleAlt

[@Thomas_Angelo]

​@@DolanDarkestyou right

[@NaLian605]

How thick are we talking 🤑

[@Thegoatone23]

Jolly slop

[@hey-r6m]

The jollyness thickens

[@ThatSneakyDev]

i can't believe dolan would turn a dog into slop live on the highway

[@MegoZ_]

I love this 8-year old running joke

[@Script4506]

joke?

[@M5RBsH_]

@@Script4506 I can't believe that he thinks dolan would make joke about such a horriffic thing.

[@PosterityIslesNews]

This 8 year old dolan runs his jokes the old fashioned way

[@khatululwyi759]

bro the dog died

[@MoolsDogTwoOfficial]

HOW IS 2017 ALMOST 8 YEARS AGO

[@kendricco-pu3gw]

rip brian griffin

[@ZackScott-s7p]

He will respawn

[@threeofjays6420]

0:23 "yes it died" correction yes it exploded on impact

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

Driving home for Christmas doesn't hit as hard as it used to...

[@Snowowowie]

it did for the dog.

[@snifsnif6325]

Really sad :( Hopefully your truck makes a full recovery

[@mechanicalsilence1]

He should sue the dog fr

[@chrisk6637]

Fr

[@AcheOfHead]

Nah but “Welcome back to Slop Live. It's Christmas Eve, well it's probably going to be Christmas Day by the time this goes up because l've got to get my truck fixed. But l've got some very unfortunate news. I just hit a dog going 70 mph on my truck. Such a shitty Christmas Eve right now. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. Yes, it died. Yeah that's pretty much it. I don't know how l keep hitting dogs. It's happened for the last 7 years. I really should stop driving on Christmas Eve. Thanks for slopping by.” is wild 😭💀

[@SavageJarJar]

Quoting the entire video is crazy

[@BenjaminSpigelman]

Thought this was real until I saw it was a running joke lmao. Edit: The likes thicken.

[@EB1-y2o]

Wait, he didn’t hit a dog? Really?

[@deeznoots6241]

The original is from Keemstar who did hit a real dog on Christmas eve 8 years ago

[@BenjaminSpigelman]

@deeznoots6241 oh ok I see

[@smashwombel]

It's a driving joke actually

[@nutmaster7794]

Dog should've looked both ways

[@FiLepsy]

Aww man, i can't believe it happened again. So unlucky! 😢

[@HappilyMundane]

You're laughing. A dog slopped itself all over this man's car and you're laughing.

[@Goondawgs]

Ishowspeed had a bark-off with a gnome in Poland

[@flipflop_bell]

did dolan dark hit ishowspeed?

[@stormhought]

​@@flipflop_bellI hope so

[@Kovy_f.art_]

Sorry to hear that man, hope your truck gets better ❤️❤️❤️

[@shevestives1118]

Having a terrible Christmas myself too. Last night I almost hit my neighbors cat. Had to cross 2 lanes to get him and missed. I hate this year so much

[@Afrochilla]

Really wish Dolan would stop hitting my dogs with trucks every Christmas.

[@richardhussar2521]

maybe stop making dogs

[@dogezillathelegendary2695]

Hate the game, not the player

[@hauntiee]

I should really stop walking my dog near the highway on Christmas Eve, lots of people with trucks out there

[@icrafterchips]

Slop? For MY Christmas dinner?

[@bluebaby6947]

The dog sloppens

[@Bunnyhead-jf9br]

I JUST LOST MY DOOOOOOG

[@Cyranek]

the dog death count grows ever higher

[@trickstabber8117]

Check your wheels, there is probably slop stuck in their treads.

[@Julkki]

You should really consider making the dog as a traditional christmas dish since this happens every christmas

[@JBroMCMXCI]

Merry slopmas lil bro RIP that dog 😢

[@SuperM789]

two years ago, pyro cooked the worst christmas dinner ever

[@CutestDemon]

i think santa is purposely doing this so he can put you on the naughty list through sabotage :( But i hope the dog's uh... end, was quick :')

[@chuxety]

Don't worry about it too much, we'll add it to the slop bucket.

[@RedWithTheLongYoutubeHandle]

The slop froze over

[@Brick_Wall_quote_Entertainment]

it was the dog's fault, he was in your way. what a splendid present.

[@erbertthere]

Pyro also hit a dog on the road going 70mph, such a shitty xmas eve for everybody

[@swedishZ0mBi3]

Merry slopmus to you and the dog

[@brickshitter333]

Santa when I eat one of the elves

[@nmaster2156]

I broke a wine bottle yesterday Christmas Eve, yelled the f word so the entire supermarket heard me but got paid 80 dollars in return in case I got fined, worst ending of a year ever

[@sstteev]

That's one fast dog.

[@Froguko.]

I’m glad you clarified that it died

[@theoppwhoshallnotbenamed3550]

We need to take Dolans license on Christmas Eve 😔

[@s-oz7ly]

I'm so sorry that happened to you, Dolan. On Christmas no less. I'm glad however that you are comfortable enough to open up to us about this. I'll keep you and the dog in my prayers, I hope you can still have a nice Christmas.

[@AlfredPros]

It's a routine at this point for Dolan to do this

[@ZardGamingTV]

I remember accidentally hitting a cat on my way to get lunch. Cat didn't make it. Long story short, I didn't eat that lunch I bought and dinner that day.. and anything the day after. It sucks bro I feel you.

[@SmrtkaTV]

Gotta keep the grind going

[@kingeling]

That's one dog in addition to a turkey every Christmas! Yummers

[@Sandman10032]

Merry Christmas! Dog Pancakes at Dolan’s house!

[@the55_]

Emergency slop : Pyro eating straight up logs this year

[@lomo1407]

What a sloppy Christmas.

[@urthvox]

I just hit Dolan Dark going 70mph on my truck. Such a happy xmas eve RN. He ran right up on the highway. I love this year so much.

[@Oliver-ld3ei]

Merry Chrizzmas Dolan!

[@Billy_Rizzle]

Maybe swerve towards the gnome next year

[@AWormsPurpose]

DramaAlert walked so SlopLive could run

[@Defqon03]

Funny enough there was a dog on the M1 toll motor in Brisbane not to long ago Christmas time. Literally thought he was referring to that.

[@Sy-row-work]

Thoughts on Pyro's dinner this year?

[@newyorksoda]

welcome back to slop live

[@Zuk22Zed]

Rip to your dog♥️

[@amazenkat]

I have a feeling this might happen next year, the dog just keeps coming back for more...

[@epzo]

The Thlop Thickens

[@VomitPukey]

Christmas really is ruined this is so sad

[@FishCoaching77]

Kyle Butler here, love your content, such a shame about the dogs 8 years running! I'm a big fan of your work and would love to meet!

[@mr.saturn00]

Its bound to get worse, Pyro is definitely going to post his Christmas dinner soon

[@GloombertGoat]

you could say you've had eight crazy nights get it like th Adam Sandler movie hahaha

[@rafa_d_vieira]

Will this affect the slop deliveries

[@nonagone1217]

I knew exactly what this was beforehand. Never change dolan.

[@csguy3223]

8 years in a row? Wow. You gotta stop driving!

[@thescotslair]

Srop deiving the truck so you can actually brake in time 😭😭😭

[@MrMonkey209]

Damn man, I'm sorry about the possible damage to your car and the cleanup, sounds like a pain in the ass.

[@-JBYT-]

Thats sad..

[@benwarde8568]

dont worry, it’s just a yearly joke that he does every Christmas, if you pause when he shows the twitter posts you’ll see what I mean Gonna be real tho it’s not that funny.

[@hgmman]

Waiting on the 30 minute video from Pyro telling me how Dolan hit a dog with his truck

[@Enven37]

I've been going through a similar situation, my dog got hit by a truck on christmas eve...

[@levonflodqvist]

Merry slopmas

[@Demiuuu]

Could be worse, there could be pyro's Christmas dinner 2

[@Jvmwl812]

Waiting for Pyrocinical to post a video titled: "Dolan Darkest Situation Is Insane"

[@Wooly_Trout]

Pyro would spend 20 minutes explaining what a dog is

[@Joewho-uk7tq]

The [CHRISTMAS JOY] is upon us

[@nottony8665]

BRO IS ROCKIN THE JACKET SKIN FROM HOTLINE MIAMI IN FALL GUYS, THATS SO EPICCC

[@legoheadbutlong]

yes it died.

[@MegaChrisCj]

my favorite christmas tradition

[@ultraenzo]

Stop driving on Christmas Eve Mr slop

[@ambi_cc8464]

The slop situation is insane

[@johnkramer5886]

So you’re saying, Hawk Tuah is secretely a dog who got hit by a car? Hence her weak silence…

[@kamikazilucas]

pyro would spend 8 years explaining what christmas is

[@repulsiverutabaga7014]

Condolences to your truck 🙏🙏🫡

[@evankim2406]

Aw man, it just feels like yesterday you hit that dog last year... How time files.

[@BostonSQ]

I really want to believe that it’s the same dog every year too

[@Pixelusually]

Situation status: BRIAN LOOK OUT

[@dingusdong]

Can’t wait for the next year of slop!

[@ducker-nf5qh]

The slop thickens!!!!

[@HyperNix23]

The Christmas situation is insane

[@TheCoolJavelin7]

Merry Christmas homie

[@UnkTesla]

Dude is trying to break Heisenwolf`s record

[@derpaboopderp1286]

One more dog and he can go quadriped for quadriped with santa

[@BLAKEFNEDITS]

R.I.P the dog bro and good luck fixing your truck

[@Mxmic0101]

The MoppleAlt situation is crazy

[@whoisthisnoyes]

Its sad christmas is slowly dying out

[@PKSeven]

I'm amazed a dog could even go at 70mph.

[@catswork]

walked in the woods found a d- dollar found a d- dollar

[@Sharkyalice]

The Santa situation is insane