Christmas Music Sucks, Part 5 - Your Favorite Band Sucks Podcast

[@Gmx92]

dude i've been back in the usa since march after living abroad and it has just been non-stop mass shootings, i have spoken with other people about this and it's insane how they just shrug it off and never adjust their behavior accordingly. it's a relief to hear somebody else say this, like am i insane?

[@justinrussell4175]

Funny Story: As a kid, I did not like Santa Claus because of the song "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus." Not really understanding the song, I thought it shitty for Santa to be kissing my mother.

[@rockoorbe2002]

Maybe he was trying to stuff her stocking

[@justinrussell4175]

@@rockoorbe2002 You're not helping to alleviate my anger.

[@bluesfortheredsun]

@@rockoorbe2002 nice

[@n.w.2579]

Advice to teens: if your parents ever get mad at you for lying about where you've been or whatever, you can always say "oh, you want to talk about honesty now? Remember when you lied to me for eight years about Santa Claus? How about that, you big liar?"

[@freya8133]

I'd never tell my kids that a Santa Claus existed if I had kids. That's a lie.

[@bytetapestry]

Do an episode on Frank Zappa, you know you will have to get to it someday

[@jovanreid6782]

Oh hell naw! Tyler's seriously sitting on the couch in his bathrobe free-balling yo. Now how he do like that?

[@Genny-Zee]

Nothing more rebellious than playing Christmas music while listening to these episodes

[@aandwdabest]

The ultimate punk rock move lmao

[@Genny-Zee]

Yup

[@debonaire_nerd]

Growing up, I was more willing to believe that Kevin McCallister from Home Alone was, in fact, Jason Bourne as a child with a codename more than I believed in Santa Claus.

[@dangrel]

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME

[@TheSpingeBill]

we're gonna start seeing mark with a christmas tree hat by mid september next year.

[@loganparsons3556]

We try to assign actually interesting movies as Christmas movies so we have something decent to watch and still be "festive"

[@jacobdavis9547]

58:58 is the beginning of a golden bit. Christmas is mass hypnosis, indeed

[@peanutgallery4]

Can't wait for Christmas Music sucks 16 in 2033

[@faaaduma]

Beatles sucks part 2 is the best Christmas gift you can get 🙌

[@MCASICCS]

Hey I just wanted you to know that I get it . I’m even guilty of loving some of the bands you have had episodes on but you aren’t wrong. Things suck and that’s a mathematical fact. An example, I have a coworker who loves the grateful dead and Phish and saw them tour a combined +200 times. Showed him the Phish episode and we were both in stitches the whole time. I asked him, does any of this offend you? He said “No, they’re completely on point about what’s wrong with that band” and I wanted to thank you personally for AC/DC, and lots of the other ones you’ve done. People are too precious about the past which is something we can all agree on.

[@anonsaku39]

So are we going to start taking bets on which band verifiably got butt-hurt from listening to their episode?

[@kentandrade]

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bell rock, and jingle bell rock Jingle and jingle and jingle jing-jing That’s the jingle bell rock Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bell rock, and jingle bell rock Jingle and jingle and jingle jing-jing That’s the jingle bell rock

[@jovanreid6782]

And Tyler's jingling his bells all over that couch, command-O style. Like, really, my dude?

[@freya8133]

That is the stupidest song!!

[@grayhamgrayhamson1466]

Khruangbin… you might think I’m just mashing my keyboard but no, that’s your new favourite band sux.

[@aaronzywicki8683]

Just a reason to.tap your pockets.

[@freya8133]

Actually, we're farther away from a recession now than we were a few months ago. Google it. But that also means we're not still in danger of going back. I don't listen to Christmas music anywhere. I bring my phone with headphones in the stores and don't listen to any at home. So I don't listen to Christmas music. Also, anyone who works in retail will tell you that they do not listen to the music on the radio in the store. In one ear and out the other.

[@aidenferry23]

Roast My Spotify Wrapped Top Artists Thread: I’ll Start 1. The Stooges 2. Aphex Twin 3. Sonic Youth 4. Stereolab 5. Playboi Carti

[@84bradyj]

Solid ass list

[@MainMan10]

Mine were: Crass Siouxsie and the banshees Iggy pop Joy Division The velvet underground

[@aidenferry23]

homie has a band with 2 albums in their top 5…

[@DARTH-KTULU]

There is a Grinch horror movie, it’s called The Mean One.

[@mickcrocodiledundee6353]

Was Ralph Macchio ever a child actor? He was in his 20s when he did the karate kid but looked way younger.

[@freya8133]

Looks like the first movie he did was Up The Academy when he was 18 in 1980. So no.

[@methman9212]

Ima take a wild guess and say queens of the stone age at 30:05

[@adamcarroll3088]

Is it really that time again?

[@n.w.2579]

It's only semi-horror but "Eyes Wide Shut" is the best Christmas movie ever.

[@johnmccloskey7199]

Mardi Gras is dressing up for a whole month, and having a good time. Also, please shit on Trans Siberian Orchestra next year.

[@brycev.5170]

U gotta do an ep on dirty heads ahahah

[@schnozbott]

Scrooged is legit the best xmas movie, mostly for the stellar supporting cast; Carol Kane is always delightful, Bobcat Goldthwait, Alfre Woodard, etc.

[@freya8133]

Christmas IS the best time of the year. It's my birthday time, great crispy weather, beautiful decorations, falling leaves, hot chocolate, sledding, gift giving season 🥰 Be a couple of Scrooges if you must.

[@JulesEAbril-wl7es]

Shortly after I found that my parents were lying to me about Santa I stopped believing in God.

[@freya8133]

36:37 "This podcast is evergreen".... Jesus, what an ego 🤦‍♀️ 1:06:25 That's what all entertainment is, Tyler. It's escapism!! 1:16:27 Then they shouldn't work at Amazon. This isn't China. And no I don't feel bad.

[@riffgodinc7993]

True but Hot Topic plays the My Chemical Romance version of All I Want for Christmas is You

[@Fixxxer07082]

Rocky IV and Rocky V are Christmas movies.

[@StalinBballin]

Fuck, even Christmas Vacation opens with jingle bells. But it’s totally the dude from NMH who didn’t find his roasting funny. Had to be.

[@JKAV_76]

The grinch part lmfao

[@Ghostlydustup]

A hint?!

[@kentandrade]

Can we all agree that Tangerine Dream’s Silent Night is srs fuck music?

[@intelligencelimited2708]

Can you do Belly, or Fat Mattress? What about Tubby Hayes?

[@Fixxxer07082]

Fuck yeah Black Christmas and Silent Night, Deadly Night! Also throw in the 1972 Tales From The Crypt movie for the first story “And All Through The House” with Joan Collins (and the remake of it for the HBO series).

[@MainMan10]

That documentary sucked and I don't even hate the beatles

[@showdown2006]

Can you guys do one on Office Christmas Parties suck?

[@Lefty-Guitar-Enthusiast]

Love how "tree Hat" guy knows nothing about any of the bands/topics you lampoon. YFBS could easily be a one man show.

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

That would be no fun though

[@riffgodinc7993]

Also someone is actually making a Grinch Horror film so look forward to that lol

[@bonzey1171]

I see my gift arrived early this year. Ta muchly, boys, keep doing the lord's work

[@spensert4933]

This proves you can branch into other things sucking and be equally riveting. French food sucks? Just spit-balling.

[@rockoorbe2002]

I know you guys might have ripped on old school church choir music in the past. You know, the kind nuns and monks used to sing. At least that music came out sounding very epic.

[@helldorado1489]

The Gwar On Christmas…

[@gertrudes666]

Inshallah

[@riffgodinc7993]

Also (yes I'm being this guy) Anthony Hopkins is the Narrator of the Grinch, the one with Jim Carrey (the one everyone watches)

[@freya8133]

Nobody watches that one.

[@riffgodinc7993]

@@freya8133 they do

[@jackreeder215]

Do NOFX sucks plz

[@gumybo]

Do dead kennedy’s

[@javierontheair]

I came for the discussion but stayed for Tyler’s sexy robe 😍

[@freya8133]

Ewwww

[@peterpumpkineaterrr]

You should do an episode on The Linda Lindas. They suck.

[@Genny-Zee]

IMHO olivia rodrigo sucks more but those reasons why are prob best discussed with my therapist

[@MrSparkle44]

Oh shit finally

[@goredonramslay]

Check out the movie Malignant. it commits an even worse crime against Where Is My Mind

[@hansjuker8296]

Its traditionally been marketed and pushed by 🇮🇱 dept. stores

[@Edoshmek]

Guys. Now do The Stooges. That first album is trash.