The Complete Journey of Karl Pilkington (A compilation featuring Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

[@lunamoon4891]

No matter how hard I try I can not go asleep without listening to these 3 😁 over and over . Thank you for posting 👍

[@teddybow6554]

It’s been a year for me still fall asleep to these goons every night

[@rbfish4830]

I’ve been listening every night for about 2 years I know what you mean 😂

[@dannybruff]

It's an easy way to get views... Then revenue... I listen to the same one over again from various accounts

[@grahamwaddingham620]

Has anyone done any solid research as to why I listen to this when I'm sleeping? I know I'm not alone. What is going on? I've never come across this. I've tried it with other podcasts but it doesn't result in good sleep. If there isn't a simple explanation, What the hell is going on????

[@lindanicholson2208]

Same. I literally have it playing whilst I'm sleeping. I love it so much but am also intrigued as to why it works so well for so many?

[@KasparGomez]

In addition listened to these at work whole day today, usually i cringe on anxiety all day but today was free of those thoughts and i kept chuckling to myself. Power of the Dilkington trio.

[@bryanbowen2439]

Same here, not sure why, I went from audiobooks to thunder storms now this, love listening to Karl's mind.

[@lindanicholson2208]

@jamiewkfarrell I am so pleased they help with your anxiety. I guess they comfort me as well. I find all of the guys podcasts so ultra soothing. Just having them chatting their utter nonsense puts me in a calm place. I'm sorry you suffer like you do,maybe these podcasts should be recommended by doctors as an anxiety aid. I believe they help many.

[@youtubewatcher703]

No. Every single night without fail for me, you're definitely not alone. I find it melodic in a way

[@stuarthill2854]

When you get him away from them he gets the chance to talk and finish what he means without being ridiculed . I enjoyed the last part of this it was a great listen 👍

[@commoncriminal923]

you know anyone named harry?

[@click8708]

It was nice hearing something new

[@babscabs1987]

That last interview was great, it's nice to hear him talk without being checked by Ricky's ear piercing objections. Also nice to hear his thoughts on the old radio and podcast stuff. Great compilation! Thank you.

[@darrencompton7611]

He's much funnier and better to listen too without the ricky laugh track

[@Sleakon]

@@darrencompton7611 Ricky does offer something in the ways of fishing for questions and I do find it hilarious listening to him crack up in the background. What I don't really understand is why Ricky gets so angry at Karl when he does his little games or says something particularly stupid.

[@marsanna]

@@Sleakon same I don’t get why he hates rockbusters so much lol. I think Karl knows the things ricky gets mad at and does it on purpose lolll like with some of the more ridiculous monkey news.

[@possessedslig]

@@marsanna yeah it became pretty obvious with the monkey news that Karl was just trolling Ricky in the later ones lol

[@amp4105]

@@marsanna for sure he does, in the old xfm's he used to wind up ricky alot on purpose.

[@joesaunders9337]

I just wanna say thanks so much for making these, I listen to these compilations almost daily and I don’t know what I’d do without these 3 idiots in my life 😂 please keep them coming

[@andycandyandy]

Totality agree with your statement, it Almost becomes meditative after listening to them for so long, it Relaxes me

[@placeborick]

@@andycandyandy every night before bed, must be three years now. Mrs hates me 😅

[@2freetz]

@@placeborick ay mate this + rain outside is legendary

[@FunkyMonkeyBlues]

Maybe a community for people who enjoy these compilations would bring cool people together

[@reeferseasalt]

I listen to them all the time for my daily depression

[@Deadman1000]

The last bit I had never heard, cool to hear about Karl's early days and how he came up in the north

[@nickc247]

I haven't heard a lot of this before. Thank you!

[@jordanlyons8453]

Love it when Karl shuts down Steve “You’re the one who’s sad and lonely” 😂

[@gregthompson3785]

Ricky can go from genuine bursts of laughter to genuine bursts of anger toward Karl,while Karl's demeanor stays unchanged.

[@MrRetain]

This makes any shit day or a shit week at work so much better when you get home 😂😂

[@CasperLCat]

When Karl started talking about doing radio, it was like a different man was talking - faster, more powerful, more confident. I couldn’t imagine Karl even being a DJ, until I heard this “other” Karl.

[@MinifigureMultiverse]

That's because he's much older in that clip and didn't have Ricky and Steve constantly shutting him down.

[@tracksremastered7796]

And the chickens going... 'I'm fed up with this, I can't wait for that axe to be used on my neck'... Had me in stitches.

[@pattiecartier]

I love Karl , his heart is so precious. He has a similar take on work that Bowie had . Work to make yourself happy not others. ❤

[@UHDGamers-re2xj]

Thank you for taking the time to edit these together.

[@Our_Sole_Pusch]

Those last two interviews were rather good. Thanks for the compilation.

[@iceetmarne3571]

Yak, please come back. EASILY THE BEST, xfm compilations on KZbin. I even miss the mid upload "hey, it's Yak here..." :)

[@jjb2385]

Just when you think all Karl categories have been compiled 😍 Perhaps a compilation of times Karl was right, even if they didn't see it 😅

[@JM-tm3bi]

I'm a

[@29memyselfandi]

Excellent idea

[@aliward1646]

Dont throw the baby out with the bath water.

[@DEAJP10]

Like the man born without a brain. They were dead skeptical but he was proved right….

[@DEAJP10]

@@jeroen7062 yeah, in bloomin 2004 or whatever it was! They dissed him massively for that but he described AR perfectly.

[@Dancatspoolschool]

This is brilliant... from his very first talking spots to being the star!! Thank you :-D

[@DSonBlue]

This one was so good but it made me sad. Never say never Karl ❤

[@kirstinline]

i love how karl kept his dukes up the whole time. he definitely gave as good as he got and was absolutely not intimidated by ricky and steve's status in entertainment. very strong character.

[@chloewright1]

I absolutely love Karl! He's so down to earth and genuine.

[@georgefraser7143]

Pilkington just acts out his stupidity, it pathetic, no grown man has these stupid ideas, and Ricky Gervais who is a comical genius, is murder here with his hideous fake laugh.

[@foxy-xd8nb]

@@georgefraser7143 you have no idea

[@seanbrown8533]

@@georgefraser7143 muppet W⚓

[@slumdogjay]

@@georgefraser7143 How miserable your life must be.

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@georgefraser7143 why were you watching 3 hour long compilations if you hate it so much? Weird life.

[@leststoner]

You're an inspiration!! Love you Karl!!

[@DEAJP10]

He’s such an unlikely hero. He doesn’t even know how funny he is or how inspirational and uniquely artistic he is. Sad in a way. I wish he was a bit of a happier person. But then again, if he was, he wouldn’t be Karl…

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@@DEAJP10 he's very happy-go-lucky lol

[@DEAJP10]

@@HerohammerStudios 😂

[@staynielherbayn657]

The sudden switch onto Merchant being lonely for the rest of his life will always make me laugh.

[@stevanhyde1119]

This put me on to the two shots podcast he did and my god it totally turned my view of Karl around. Like he says, without the laughter track of Ricky and Steve he really does come up with some good points. I've found myself really relating to Karl through his more recent podcast appearances. I'd like to say we'd be best mates but I think we're far to similar for that lol

[@margob6203]

“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.” Bloody brilliant. 😂😂😂

[@andycandyandy]

I loved the last bit, i've never heard that.Very deep and makes Karl very real.

[@Phatzoot]

Ive never heard that last bit either. That was a lovely little treat lol

[@KitschBug]

No matter how many times I hear "it floated off" as his response to where the floodwaters went, I still laugh 😂😂 Still! After all these years!

[@AA-hg5fk]

The Bible doesn't say where all the floodwater went, so Ricky is asking him an unfair question!

[@benjaminmorris7159]

@@AA-hg5fk of course it's an unfair question, if the whole world was flooded then there'd be nowhere for the water to go. that's ricky's point.

[@AA-hg5fk]

@@benjaminmorris7159 yes, I know...

[@kida9195]

Wow I had no idea about Karl’s start in radio. It’s so interesting that he was at a crossroads emotionally with his father’s surgery.

[@briancarpy]

Bunch of stuff I’ve never heard before - thank you!!!! 🤘🤘🤘

[@MannLiikeP]

Listened to all of your vids, this one was truly my favourite

[@carpma11]

Cheers for this.

[@CorporalFriendlyShark]

54:34 Why does this bit make me laugh so much?? 😂😂😂 ‘Ah, that’s it, I’m gunna shoot ‘im’ 😂

[@davegriffiths511]

😃go to sleep listening to Karl, wake up to Rickie, laughing 😃

[@margob6203]

Every time! 😂😂😂 But it doesn’t take long to go back to sleep, lol.

[@andrewhall7930]

Karl's brother, Mark who passed away a few years ago, could have been a terrible influence on Karl. He was a drug addict, a thief, had multiple arrests, couldn't hold a job, lived on British Welfare for years, was kicked out of the Army, was a squatter, etc. etc. etc. There is actually a video of him on line trying to get a job on an English Reality show. Do a search for him, Mark Pilkington, you'll find him

[@homer3716]

Dont forgot about the tank he knicked from the army 😂 karl makes it sound a bit innocent and almost like a satirical comedy but when you really sit and think about stealing a tank from your army base... sounds like a bloke going thru it pretty heavily. Can't speak for Britain but if you nicked a tank in America you'd get done in beyond belief

[@homer3716]

And i have to say thanks for the fascinating post but I kinda wish I didnt read that lol. Made me feel sad for karl who's so clearly such a good bloke ❤

[@homer3716]

Maybe he's really the one who stole the horse and it was living in their house 😂

[@puertoriconnect4611]

2:00:30 has me confused. Starts off with Ricky saying it’s gone wrong and Karl saying “we shoulda played two in a row” and somehow that’s a dig at Steve.

[@ShakespearesLanguage]

When he was talking about serotonin I was literally thinking he was talking about the name of the presenter was Sarah Townin 😂😂😂 having such a terrible day but been listening to this off and on and it’s got me through

[@jochem2710]

Great work! I was thinking that it might be a great idea to make some kind of sleep compilation. A lot of people like to go to sleep with Karl talking in the background but are sometimes waken up by the histerical laughing of Ricky. Maybe you could make a video where you decrease that noice or just isolate the talking of Karl without Ricky and Steve. Just the soft voice of Karl would be great to fall asleep to.

[@robynm5250]

Hey Yak, what about a "Karl's Inventions" compilation. He's come up with a few: the watch that tells you when you're gonna die, the old lay with a baby inside her like a pip in an apple, the machine that transfers pain into the doctors body like that bit in Ghost and don't forget the 'pilko pump pants'.

[@scotts_tot]

And his mug / saucer idea

[@MrIanSellers]

@@scotts_tot Ah yes the good old clippable mat.

[@RasmusVibe]

Who can forget that he basically invented virtual reality during his prediction for the future and off course the see-through toaster.

[@amp4105]

the tie pocket

[@EKOvision]

See through skin..

[@juliaphillips7963]

Ty for making these available during these crappy times. In America where I live , there is no sense of humor.

[@natouska]

I listen every night, and literally if I hear it during the day, i fall asleep in minutes! So weird😭

[@TristanGougeon]

1:17:50 Bit about Steve's Eyes Karl : ..eyes that pop out of their head.... Steve. Ricky : LOSES IT 😂😂 The rest is pure Gold

[@foamige]

Always been one of my favourite moments, the set up from monkey news into agro steve goes un noticed even to Ricky until we all catch up at “steve”. A truly amazing gag :)

[@TristanGougeon]

@@foamige haha you are right, hadn't ever thought that he had planned this trap out ahead ! karl really shows wicked comedic genius here.

[@foamige]

@@TristanGougeon He is a genius for sure :))

[@amp4105]

the timing really shows hes not unaware of how to be comedic

[@seanbrown8533]

*loses

[@samj3749]

Couple of ideas for new compilations: Times when Karl has made up words or pronounced words wrong (like foodage and ear plunge things) Times when Karl’s had an actual laugh Compilation of insect stories (I know you’ve done animals in general but the insect stories in particular always get me)

[@HaidenG39]

Say what you will about Karl, but the man has a certain wisdom to him. He's made many points, most of which were lost on Rickie.

[@rp_3991]

I love when Karl laughs as well

[@TheDNAGroup]

Pilkington is the one dude who, if you say, "I like meeting new people." would respond, "Babies?"...and then look at YOU funny.

[@kerribromley3894]

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[@kerribromley3894]

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[@HeartInitiation]

What a tribute to the great man. Karl Dilkington.

[@joetit5969]

Old chinese saying: when the fries start to smell like shit, it's time to mow the grass: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3rFemx_bb2pmsU

[@jeffreyfeinstein5525]

...found y'all kinda late but thanks to 'your people'!

[@madmick2741]

It tricks me head!!

[@seanbrown8533]

For anyone who cares, the one's who are saying they've never heard the last bit before, there is actually a live webcam stream on KZbin of Karl Pilkington doing a podcast with Craig Parkinson where the last bit is from. Also, ( some side info)..... Craig Parkinson appears in the first episode of KP's Sick Of It. The sofa guy

[@AA-hg5fk]

The stuff at 1:23:30 is a repeat from just a few minutes before!

[@jacobmajor6471]

Random Karl bits and pieces please 🙏

[@pgsmith22]

The 'U' grade (ungraded) means the course work required before sitting the exam was not even completed.

[@hanzat_molemaev]

...whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.

[@duzzyclayton5821]

Do you have the full interview where talk bout Balance etc please

[@emmysparkles1]

Side on

[@jamesdean6660]

how many candles you burning?

[@emmysparkles1]

@@jamesdean6660 😆 what's your twenty?

[@jamesdean6660]

@@emmysparkles1 seven

[@placeborick]

Pilkio1

[@emmysparkles1]

@@placeborick boxer boy

[@Cooz-h1l]

I like hearing his story about being apart of hospital radio and then just kicking ass! Karl is the best bald mank in the world

[@AA-hg5fk]

What do you mean? He got a job doing a night show on picadilly radio after the hospital radio - hardly 'kicking ass!' After that he got made redundant, then got a job at a crap station in Kent (his description, not mine), before eventually ending up at Xfm!

[@2rslvl126]

Where's that last interview clip from?

[@MinifigureMultiverse]

Funny how Steve instantly wants to move on as soon as Karl reveals his Silver award 😂

[@vectorv4285]

What year was this recorded cos Ricky said in the future the year 2000 or summit

[@Phatzoot]

Most of it was from 2005 i think and then the last bit is like 14 years later. Thats my guess anyway lol im pretty sure karl was 33 on the last pod casts and he says hes 47 now on the last bit

[@josephbowen6086]

Quality

[@100cjkennedy]

He's Done You Again!

[@zhubacca]

Hes done you and hes not even here!

[@shwing1893]

2:52:50 to 2:56:03 100% Karl mate! I feel alone in thoughts like that, But you have explained my life. Thank you!

[@lindatruderung9378]

Just before 2:10:06 Karl mentions that how we are raised and live, can affect our looks. He is correct. The food we eat, affects our health. Good food will help us live healthy lives. Junk food can make us sick, if we eat too much of it. Being sick, can affect how we look, such as through sallow or poor looking skin, and making us look skinny or fat.

[@ilck-ym-blals7385]

Any noticed if you listen to these on a night to sleep it effects your dreams ...but in a really good way 🤣

[@syok1107]

35:16 Bothers me. What's so hard to understand about what Karl is saying?

[@Kristen879]

Ricky and Steve have no common sense..lol

[@tyroon81]

I think it's because he says, 26 last week. Why not say, he was 26 yesterday?

[@wra7h]

Complete journey starts when hes already known and been talking a while?

[@lindatruderung9378]

Just before 1:39:12 Steve says that Karl should think before he speaks... Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

[@cameronminkley1624]

There is a lot of what Karl has said over the years that I believe has aged quite well. There is a lot of what Ricky has said over the years that I believe has aged quite poorly. Non of which they realised at the time but there you have it. The Irony. Karl embodies the literal definition of a genius, Ricky embodies the literal definition of a fool. Probably adds to the last interview as to why the pioneers left it where it was. Still, though, no matter which way you spin it, its the genius and the fool that wouldn't be where they are without eachother. And of course Steve was the glue and foundation, half the time the only sain one there. A metaphor for life come to think of it.

[@BricksAndSparrows]

1:32:18 Either Ricky or Steve is doing some SERIOUS mouth breathing

[@John-og7os]

Ricky Gervais "I hate anyone making any noise in public, apart from me"

[@janed7774]

I just wish Karl / Carl .. not sure which ... Had his own daily utube channel to give us some ..

[@jordanhelliwell2426]

Mate, It's written on the screen

[@joshlee345]

Seems like an xfm listener

[@15-Peter-20]

@Ryan Cafferty only one was called mogwai

[@15-Peter-20]

@Ryan Cafferty yeah I know... they confused him lol

[@jjb2385]

What about: Karl Pilkington on children?

[@gerardoneill1513]

Karl is the epitome off education isn't everything, I might have to sue him as my jaw is sore listening to his analogies.

[@AA-hg5fk]

*of

[@JohnVC]

I think Karl would say that your jaw might be weaker than your body thinks it is. It's like when he says your eyes are moving faster than your brain or something weird like that.

[@cavemanthrpy]

Thank you dr. yak

[@phoenixreecey]

Have you got a ruler Rick?

[@zhubacca]

Hes avin a go...

[@phoenixreecey]

@@zhubacca oh yeah he's done ya...

[@jacobmajor6471]

More man!

[@paulcunnane4]

Ricky is very sweet and kind I think.

[@Kristen879]

I only watch if Karl is on.

[@kurticeberg4566]

What happened to this channel?

[@iscreamfitness]

The first step starts with a step or what ever

[@Phatzoot]

He said hes 47 now???? I havent heard this before last time i thought he did a podcast he was like 33 lol

[@joedent3323]

1:48:10

[@jjb2385]

Yak, how about Karl Pilkington on Metaphores and photoshop Karl's face onto Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy 🤣😂

[@laloka5881]

Look me in the eyes

[@reeferseasalt]

I'm gonna burst

[@playamusa]

Manmoth?

[@spiringcircle9957]

Buy on ferry

[@zhubacca]

Deli meat tree

[@zhubacca]

Christ, de burg!

[@laloka5881]

I just made him a chart for the election day campaign

[@bruce000000070000000]

Ricky and Steve thinking people watch the show for them has got to be some of the biggest self delusions I have ever seen

[@laloka5881]

Where's stephen

[@trevhoare4658]

Is it me or is Steve so jealous of Karl with his little narcissistic remarks about karl ! Steve mate your about as funny as a kick in the knackers

[@estebancomulet]

Like my other favourite pleasure on youtube (guilty or otherwise) - Lex and Cinnabon (just clips of a nice, sweet man and his gorgeously handsome cat, Cinnabon - look 'em up), they help lull me into a smooth, sweet slumber every night, The other thing to do this, of course,, is Karl *wait for it*...DILKINGTON). Much like Cinnabon he is cute, charming, insensible, irresistible to female (cats), acts on instinct, scarcely sentient, except in the way of a worm, perhaps, or an especially perspicacious wasp...I have listened to Karl be bullied, provoked, stimulated, humiliated, mocked, toughened, re-charged, re-calibrated, re-designed, re-jigged by Gervais and Merchant (to be fair they can be cruel but it is purely for his betterment - I genuinely believe this - they do have his best interests at heart, and they only lash out properly when he is being astronomically doltish - for instance, when he took the phrase 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones' to literally mean 'don't be chucking stuff about in your glass house'. I mean...regardless of how few GCSEs you may or may not have, that is sub-cretinous - it warranted a severe rebuke). And the betterment of humanity. These originated in around 2002, and I've listened to them hundreds of times, and still get virtually the same enjoyment out of them. They got through many an otherwise difficult interminable night (long story). So, like I should thank Howard Stern, Lex and Cinnabon, I will also extend this gratitude to Karl, Ricky and Steve. Play a record!

[@jayjay-71]

Needs black screen

[@CorporalFriendlyShark]

3:55 “FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY ON TELLY FAT BABY”

[@tyroon81]

Tell us about the fat baby🤣

[@deshaebeasley]

Sensor alert! Five topics to fix society via discussion: -Anti-natalism vs Natalism -The 3 basic needs/prenatal needs Three things necessary for human evolution that are provided while in the womb which are; food, shelter and medical care. -Platinum rule Do whatever makes one happier unless it interferes with another persons ability to do the same. -MBTI (research yours and connect with others) -Art (pick one and get better at it!)

[@iscreamfitness]

I would like a name check

[@joedent3323]

2:08:42 A horse enters 1.) The Conversation, and 2.) The House.

[@stephydc6355]

That's why ur all not on my list

[@futurefreak8789]

Karl is cool

[@Joao-pe8ur]

The pope... wears a semiprecious stone...