Christmas with Corvus [ ASMR ]

[@XXPedia]

The whole "You are my favorite patient" bit made me feel really good about myself.

[@vilare1328]

XXPedia what are you talking about? He said I was his favourite patient!

[@hugolundblad6036]

i am!!

[@guy6327]

He was clearly refering to me!

[@Miss_Missy_13]

You have started a war between commenters my friend

[@tonzgmaster4226]

I definitely am

[@beanstalk4899]

I can't possibly see Corvus as creepy anymore, the mask has become his face. He is just an adorable, lovable creature to me. Love the video, as always! Happy Christmas!

[@lordpotoo5285]

+The Wandering Rogue I know right?

[@tepigiscute123]

He's just a nice Plague Doctor!

[@EphemeralRift]

+The Wandering Rogue I might have to change that. ;) Hope you had a Happy Christmas!

[@lordpotoo5285]

Ephemeral Rift Nooo ;-; Corvus is cute. I think it'd be cool if he had a second brother that wears the black mask ;) That's what I always thought the dark plague doctor was, his evil twin brother.

[@apollyonwarlordoftheblacks7188]

Lord Potoo h

[@auuker]

I can just imagine Corvus sitting beside my tree in the morning just like, " Merry outbreak!"

[@KilurDragon]

FuRy Blackout Hehehe! Yesss!

[@RRTSMPlayz]

If I see him I will jump out my window and said "Merry outbreak too my doctor!"

[@DrBlack-wr6le]

Me to 😷

[@OhsweetOhno]

Flashback to that time he sang “tis the season for an outbreak” at the beginning of a video

[@999ms2]

I love him so much I can't even- What did the world do to deserve Crovus the Plague Doctor omg we don't deserve this precious lil' bean

[@memester5596]

._. Carl its me chill chill

[@Angiesunshine13]

✨🕊️Åsa🕊️✨ Corvus* also...he’s our precious bean!!

[@Jakki_G]

Jessica, you can talk, you're his favorite patient, the rest of us are just his patients....

[@juxtalightborne3253]

I really think Corvus would have memorised our blood pressure by now

[@jacksoloman4844]

I think he's talking to a different subscriber every time

[@InsaneToats]

The point of checking is to make sure it didn't change. Not just to know

[@felixlenz539]

For the Alliance, hehe.

[@michaellavender7682]

+Felix Lenz Stuff that LOK'TAR OGAR

[@felixlenz539]

+Michael Lavender zugzug.

[@PotatoMan420]

Corvus says I'm za favourite, ha ha haaaa!

[@TheAlexandra211]

No. Corvus says I'm ze favorite hahaha

[@CrazyMegaOmega]

he said i am ze favorite hahahahaha

[@canihazcheeseb]

Fools, Corvus says i am ze favorite hahahahaa!

[@the_tinywars6335]

+chezb I'm ze person in ze video

[@nalaze]

Potato Man nein

[@underfloof805]

He looks like a cute birb and I love him for that

[@jpperron1835]

"you are my favorite patient" ......."may i have your name?" hahahaha

[@cyberorchid5543]

At least he remembers our blood pressure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@joey_thorn]

Cyber Orchid omg true 😂

[@Angiesunshine13]

I understand it’s a joke but later her says “I know your name, but I need to make sure you’re actually you” or something like that

[@joannegartside3900]

--__("_")__--

[@Testiclepit]

he is a handsome doctor 10/10 would date

[@theresal697]

Yup 😍

[@Angiesunshine13]

I think he’s taken....but if not go for it!!

[@joannegartside3900]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@joannegartside3900]

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

[@joannegartside3900]

•́ ‿ ,•̀

[@g0blingirll]

'Tis the season for an outbreak fa la la la laaa' I love Corvus 😍

[@xCommonViewerx]

I never thought there would be a plague Doctor I ever looked forward to seeing.

[@eianfullerton1812]

i have really high quality headphones, when corvus began whispering i flipped my bloody lid because i thought someone snuck into my home. Thanks Big Papa E!

[@ultimamage3]

5 years later, I can finally feel this comment in my soul. Damn these good headphones!

[@glennmacklemore7576]

I am not at all ashamed to admit literally crying with joy when I saw this had been uploaded. I was desperately in need of this.

[@yrustergg6988]

you good dude? Im struggling too so we can struggle through life together

[@DiggerDeeper01]

Why do I feel Corvus is 2,000,000 times more trust worthy than his brother The Professor?

[@KilurDragon]

Digging Deeper #01 Because 1.) When you first meet at the Intergation he found out how special you truly were and didn't tell the others. 2.) He and his twin both like you and actually kept you safe. 3.) He punished the two visitors who tried his own treatment on you (jealous and claiming). 4.) Their younger brother Dark Dr Corvus even likes you too. 5.) Dr. Corvus has a secret thing for you but won't be forward about. 6.) He teaches you about the Rift so if you find yourself in a pickle, you can escape. 7.) Professor Clemmons wants you for dark science but Dr. Corvus and his brothers are quite fond of you. That's why you trust him more.

[@codybgamin]

The German accent's soothing and he's amicable and jokes around a lot, whereas Professor Clemmons is all serious and obsessed with experiments under the ruse of "treatments". Oh, and Corvus is the Pope, and the Pope's always been an honest bro.

[@americanengineerjacobe_8807]

DON'T TRUST THE PROFESSOR...

[@pianopanicattack]

‘Cuz he is

[@totallyasmr8444]

Easy. Corvus isn’t secretly an elder god, unlike a certain family member.

[@avenger-ok3lc]

you are my favourite doctor

[@Polarfaust]

Doctor who?

[@TheGamingKingdom]

+Adrián Sánchez Of the time lord variety

[@BlueLillyyy]

+Adrián Sanchez aaaaaaaay

[@KilurDragon]

The Gaming Kingdom Lol Dr Corvus does do time traveling and dimension travels as well

[@mcdonk]

+Polarfaust S No it's Doctor John Watson

[@frozenpine1781]

'Tis the season for an outbreak.' thats what my acne said on Christmas.

[@rating_starsx7033]

😂

[@theuniverse6463]

*coughing up blood on floor literally dying* lol

[@RadSewerRatz]

Same

[@lordNODNARB-xv5et]

Cough cough covid-19

[@jamiewith-out-dog]

@@lordNODNARB-xv5et I had the same thought! XD

[@conflux7101]

Even after 4 years I still come back to listen to this video of Corvus for Christmas because he’s just too lovable!

[@stuffythings1360]

When I saw this video, my first thought was "YAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

[@stevenbreard508]

What was your second?

[@jadenpatterson5584]

for its the session for an outbreak fa LA LA LA

[@vladimirvojtaml]

Is Shrek a fairy tale figure, demon, heavy infantry, vehicle or a hero?

[@jacksoloman4844]

+Vladimir VojtaML a hero ogre.

[@jacksoloman4844]

+Vladimir VojtaML think of batman pooping snakes

[@mikaaoife6557]

Dr. Corvus has to be my favorite doctor at the Aslyum. I feel well taken care of and quite special.

[@memester5596]

he attacc he protecc but most importantly we are all of his favorite right back

[@KOONKIDDO]

Merry Christmas, Mr. Corvus. As a fellow plague doctor, I am glad I have seen you before the end of the holidays. I hope you have a great holiday. See you next year, my dear friend. :)

[@KOONKIDDO]

I just realized this video was made in 2015 what the fuck

[@senorkaktusz5940]

21:42 Are we going to ignore the fact, that Corvus is so badass, he can even blow your stress away, WITH A MASK ON?

[@Angiesunshine13]

Señor Kaktusz AND A PROBABLY MELTED OR JUST THANOS SNAPPED FACE!?!?

[@PacificBird]

Seeing corvus in a little Christmas hat makes me monumentally happy and idk why

[@Ava-uo2nr]

i woke up to this on autoplay after two of the worst nightmares i’ve had to date and i- thank you uncle ER for corvus he is so precious

[@Ethanchamberlain3]

Thanks for this Ephemeral Gift.

[@AndrewJayMarks]

I think corvus is my favourite character. the voice reminds me of my childhood doctor (he was fantastic.)

[@blueberrystudios5372]

Corvus: how would you like to be beaked? Me: *r o u g h l y* Corvus: I’m just going to beak you nice and gently. Me: ‘cries’

[@braveheart_entertainment]

Corvus isn't a woodpecker

[@MGH375]

Corvus is actually adorable

[@leesussman1871]

I was so scared at the beginning because it REALLY FELT LIKE SOMEBODY WAS WALKING UP TO ME ... That's a heart stopping moment I won't forget easily

[@i.s.7712]

Who needs Santa and Jesus when you got Corvus!

[@i.s.7712]

Jesus Christ lol,exactly my point

[@naurunappula1]

+Jesus Christ Y no hole in ur hand?

[@kosblindfire9205]

+Jesus Christ that picture tho xD

[@mywetcell4078]

+Iritzia Sigala remember he's always watching

[@i.s.7712]

Sam Baker who,Santa?

[@Iconzere]

Me in the beginning:"This is kinda creepy I'm kinda scared.." *sees Corvus singing and being a happy Birb* Me:"Ok I take that all back, this is my biggest dream"

[@sinnamonroll9289]

Corvus touching the camera, or our "face", is really relaxing and I love it. :)

[@LimeintheCoconutTv]

Corvus says I am ze favorite hahahahahahahahah

[@downtownnetwork8188]

YOU TOLD SOMEONE, HE SAID NOT TO TELL ANYONE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THE UNIVERSE IS ENDING AHHHGGV

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

He says that to everyone

[@davveedbb]

+Lets Relax ASMR no

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

+Caelum Draco yes

[@hawkfighter1000]

I feel like Corvus wants us all to fight because he tells us that we are his favorite

[@LittleCloverWhispers]

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem! Haha.. Haaaa. Heh. Great video ER!

[@TheMrSeagull]

Corvus Dunwich Clemmons... CDC.... Center for Disease Control... the pieces are falling together.

[@adriankonrad1885]

+MrSeagull AMX CDC --> Tier VIII Medium Premium Tank :P ( . )Y( . )

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

+MrSeagull I know officially the D stands for Dunwich, but in my head he's still called Corvus Ducky Clemmons

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

The D stands for Deez Nuts

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

Goteeem

[@RSRemington]

+Peter Kaiser This Vehicle's had it! Bail out!

[@KilurDragon]

I actually dozed off and woke up to a bell sound, then I heard him talking about a cow and was like WTF? But then he did something new with a spray bottle, which got me relaxed all over again. Then I got lost in the monster's hands. Anyone else feel like Dr. Corvus wanted his own Christmas gift from you? Your tingles?

[@RRTSMPlayz]

I totally I agree with you, Corvus needs a gift!

[@TabuhanASMR]

*Hi my friend.. I just want to say; I love this style of those background in your videos.* *It always feels to me like watching a movie..* *Sorry my English )) Keep up the perfect work!*

[@mistyangel1999]

I just love the "Just a- stay putted" part he does. Idk why, but every time he says Putted it calms me lol

[@j007tv9]

Lol

[@j007tv9]

Lol

[@ShadowOfIce]

As always, the Corvus videos really made my day~ The Christmas theme was well done, and the good doctor always knows how to make his patients (and friends) smile! :D Keep up the good work, I love these videos and they put me at ease. A+ as Corvus said!

[@peacefulmindasmr8845]

oooh, when I saw my drawing in the background I smiled! =) Merry Christmas!

[@Strosspudel]

I'm Corvus Clemmons, and you are my favorite patient on the Citadel

[@henrybadger785]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite BIG STUPID JELLYFISH on the citadel.

[@darlingsdemon9858]

why thank you

[@voice-with-a-cause8041]

Is is strange that in a few months, as Christmas comes around again, I'm having my fingers crossed for another vid like this? ..OH! Halloween too! We need a Halloween related Corvus vid~ :D

[@Actually_shook]

When I heard "would you like a beaking?" I laughed so hard.

[@yeogibwa8459]

I flipped out because the binaural was good I thought someone was in my house singing creepy carols. Thanks rift.

[@thesealcollection]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS IN AUGUST

[@kokiri7767]

Good question....

[@mileskintnermusic7349]

Orville Katanas I wanted a Christmas beaking. That's why IM watching this in august.

[@rating_starsx7033]

January for me, but theres snow so it counts

[@theresal697]

I’m watching this in June...oof

[@KatiesCreativeCrafts]

Cause Christmas Corvus is all year Corvus

[@CausticMonarch]

'A crinkle a day keeps the plague doctor away' Why would I want to keep Corvus away? :(

[@b0ss771]

Yes, I am his favorite. No one else is his favorite.

[@LunarEdge7]

Hell nah, I'm his top priority VIP homie. xD

[@SplendidEcho]

Na na na na na na na na he said I am his FAVORITE AND ONLY ME!

[@mostafa7795]

He said I'm his dawg 😏

[@CasuaLxClan]

He stuck a mic op my ass.

[@henrybadger785]

+Potato damn. Jealous!!! :(

[@sayuricobalt782]

Best Christmas present I could receive in my life

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

corvus saying merry Christmas is the most heartwarming thing i have heard in a long time! great video keep up the good work!

[@punkake3051]

"Keep it a secret, you're my favorite." As he said that to 4,640 other people.

[@twiggzy2454]

Pimp Daddy Corvus

[@chucklemub]

years later, i always come back to Christmas with Corvus

[@ashityoutuber8288]

just realized what im doing at 1 am. jesus christ im lonely

[@dimebag_jack105]

Saaaaame

[@dimebag_jack105]

Fuck i'm late

[@Anothuor]

4:30am no regrets

[@DarthFola7]

Not when you have Corvus

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

Dont be sad for watching good content for sleep

[@CasuaLxClan]

Roses are idiotic, You're the Master not the Mistress, Just got to say, Merry fucking christmas!!!!

[@LegendEricJi]

Got them DW references flowing

[@micahbrown8238]

+Potato I have found you AGAIN!

[@b3astlyify]

For Christmas I will buy you a knife and a fryer... Let's say you are gonna make some good French fries

[@stevefilangee1351]

+Potato really, potato? was the curse necessary?

[@BraidenRobson]

I had French fries for dinner yesterday. Might have some potato salad in my belly for Christmas

[@gabrielavr7854]

This is my favorite Christmas ASMR video. Between the Christmas beaking and the shadow speak, I can't get enough. Thank you for your hard work and creativity ER!

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

I'm his favourite.....SEMPAI NOTICED ME XD

[@Wyatt19961212]

+twiggzy 2 you're so tsundere twiggy-san

[@i.s.7712]

+twiggzy 2 edgy.

[@corvusd.clemmons9318]

+Ivan Braginsky No.

[@Gakulon]

+Ivan Braginsky Fuck off

[@RRTSMPlayz]

What's wrong with you people?! We are Corvus' favorite patient ok? No fighting please

[@AustinChurch95]

Worst part of video is at 1:20:07

[@theresal697]

Same

[@moss2577]

Him: stare at my beak Me: "closes eyes"

[@ianhitchcock1019]

The gods have given us this needed masterpiece to help us realize how freaking cool ephemeral is.

[@accessdenied9716]

Fröhliche Weihnachten Herr Doktor!

[@emilyfrompluto9578]

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT, WAS SMILING AND LAUGHING AND HAPPY FROM THE FIRST FEW SECONDS!!!!

[@danielwinters]

Bet he has some dank OG cush in that beak

[@angelstine]

Yay Christmas with my Birb Doctor! Yay he’s my fav I just imagine me before me and Dr. Corvus’s meetup, sprinkling some bird seeds on my face and later him beaking my face because there is seeds there.

[@morgangobin9985]

One of these days, I’m going to make myself a Christmas shirt using a screenshot from this video and the caption “‘Tis the Season for an Outbreak”. Nobody I know will understand what I’m referencing, but I think it sounds like a funny idea for my first “ugly” Christmas sweater.

[@pianopanicattack]

MAKE 2 AND SEND ME ONE

[@valeriasernabedoya8970]

1:59 that "I wanted to check on YOU" is soooo 😆😆😆

[@tdfhurtjnvdweyuhjudsfrustu8863]

"opens video" Corvus: "merry Christmas welcome!" "skips ahead an hour" Corvus: "open up your 3rd eye"

[@alyasvlogs]

ER is such a creative guy. He's completely changed ASMR for the better and made it more than just tingles. I can't get enough of his creativity!

[@theanti-socialgamer5791]

I bet Corvus is laughing HARD now

[@utopianera1989]

"Tis the season for an outbreak" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼

[@sparkraido]

"Would you like to be beaking" *put my pant down. DO ME CORVUS MY BODY IS READY

[@jpperron1835]

hahahahahahaha

[@theresal697]

Cloey: NOOOO!!!! HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wheeze*

[@nyancat5359]

*beak* *me* *daddy*

[@Ping653]

Spending chrimbas with beaked waifu is the best possible thing to happen this holiday season

[@chiefdadworth5880]

When corvus grabbed his mask and I thought he was gonna take it off

[@pancakes7702]

the statement corvus made is like looking into a mirror that says on top this is my favorite person

[@hunteradams9994]

I turned this on and he started singing and I swore someone was on the right of me watching me sleep while singing I got so scared P.S. I'M ZE FAVORITE HAHAHAHAHA

[@Angiesunshine13]

Radioactive Rebel NO WE ALL ARE!!!!

[@Nickanator58]

What are you guys getting your friends and family for Christmas? I'm getting mine Lamborghinis,Knowledge, and bookshelves in the Hollywood hills

[@crane8015]

+twiggzy 2 Bruh

[@EpicRainbowLollipop]

+Nickanator58 want me to send you 2000 brand spanking new books to go with that?

[@Tube_Chaser]

+Nickanator58 Getting them some fuel units

[@TheCortez47]

I'm getting detotated wamborghinis

[@solidnollid2932]

a small loan of a million dollars

[@pastelpirate9906]

Can we get a shirt that says "stay putteded." On it? Or maybe "The beakining" with his masks on it? Id bye that a thousand times.

[@Angiesunshine13]

Mamma Torchic I need that

[@dimebag_jack105]

I'm DM'ing him

[@lee.lee.n]

Thanks for being here Corvous (and Uncle E). Life is a bit much lately. Both my elderly parents are very ill with cancer and dementia. My sister has issues with her back and shoulder. My husband is having stomach issues. My son has a cold. I'm glad you are here to give me a place where I'm taken care of.

[@Kuriositykilledthecat]

*_"Tiz ze season for an outbreak!"_*

[@ayimzay]

In my state of severe sleep deprivation, I am for one reason or another completely blown away by Mr. Cow. He is the single most interesting thing I have ever seen and I respectfully request he gets his own video.

[@mofrizzz]

Corvus how did you get into my house again?!

[@dolorxse]

XD

[@connorambler4178]

Merry Christmas Uncle E! Here's to another year of the best ASMR content on KZbin!

[@the117thloremaster7]

3 minutes in and there goes the fourth wall

[@doxy2461]

First day on winter break, and a new video from Uncle E.? Yes please.

[@ArcanineStripes]

after a long dreadful night at the office you walk down the empty rainy street, umbrella in hand. wanting to get home quicker you decide to take a chance and head down a very shady looking ally way. as youre walking down this ally you see a man walking towards you, his fedora covering important facial features. when he is in front of you he stops you, extends his trench coat and says "hey kid, how would you like to get beak'd"

[@only_joshin_ya2431]

Uncle E, thanks for being there. I've had problems with depression and suicidal thoughts for years. this Christmas season, marks one year since I tried to hurt myself last. Your videos have helped me in many ways, and I just wanted to make sure to let you know about this landmark moment. Thanks for helping me get here!!

[@yeogibwa8459]

Corvus said I'm the favourite whahahahaaa.

[@henryhammond733]

Liz Connelly You LIE, he said you would say this and that you were LYING. I am his favorite hahahahahaha

[@thepond37]

You're both lying! I am Corvus's favorite patient!

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Guys stop fighting! We *ARE* his favorite patient man these people...

[@Th3timelord]

RicaRTSM13 The only girl who plays MC like I don’t get why they’re fighting we all know I’m his favourite patient

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@Th3timelord what did Corvus tell you do not comment of anyone are his favorite patient!

[@DoctorTopper]

Plague Doctor is remarkable because he is STOKED it is Christmas, the opposite of relaxed, and yet gives so much ASMR. The muffled voice, strange accent, tapping and giving attention is such effective ASMR.

[@versatileasmr4280]

Perfect time for a long video cause I'm chillin

[@ObeseManatee420]

I'm not sure what it is but something about the Christmas hat on top of the beak that makes me happy.

[@rating_starsx7033]

"How about depression?" *y e s*

[@blobertaispissed2177]

Whoa

[@jamescross8918]

This is the best ASMR video you have made, it has everything I love and the look is perfect. The best part is that the feel of each technique is completely unique to your channel. Thank you so much!

[@EphemeralRift]

+James Cross thank YOU!

[@Bone20647]

"very good keep staring.my wonderful beak" I laughed so hard :D

[@PowerSlayer777]

I always love when a new corvous video comes out, he's always been my favorite character

[@thugpug95]

"I love you girl! Not you and the girls around you, but you specifically."

[@Noname-ho3zo]

Thanks the dr Corvus D clemmons Playlist cured me of my stress anxiety depression and insomnia thanks

[@JesusBichito99]

Thank you for making my day

[@jamescross8918]

5 months later and I'm still consistently coming back to this video....I hope that adequately conveys the quality of it, Rift.

[@Rapscxlln]

Does Corvus kinda look like excaliber from soul eater, or is that just me

[@KilurDragon]

Will Rambo Nope Dr Corvus isn't boring or short. Added bonus he does things to you for your pleasure instead of the other way around.

[@RueRyuzakiIsBB]

Happy Yule, Herr Doktor! Hope it's a pleasant one! And a very happy Yule to you, too, Uncle E! Thanks for the great videos, as always!

[@NarrowSpider]

Should I tell a joke? I drop like old people with polio.

[@Alex-lg8oo]

BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE MY SHIT, THEY GET REALLY EXCITED WHEN THEY SEE MY DICK.

[@twiggzy2454]

I drop like the twin towers

[@henrybadger785]

When I have sex... Oh wait... Never mind.

[@Endymenbro]

My dick pays rent and my dick pays quick!

[@lumberjackmagnum7416]

Unless you're Franklin Delano Roosevelt, then you simply give polio the bird.

[@dardo1201]

When I saw this vid, my respons was AWWW YIIIIISSSS, I still watch your old Xmas vid's throughout the year because they're so awesome.