Workplace Safety - JonTron

[@JonTronShow]

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[@SniperJoe64]

I’ll do it for you Jonnie!!

[@YXProductionsLLC]

Not as great as your production value

[@kitkatman1016]

I just want to say that there has never been a jontron video that I did’nt absolutely love, love you all making thees vids

[@mcblaggart8565]

Thank you Jon, for raising awareness of the dangers of Wrench-Head. Together we can make President Orange-Man-Bad acknowledge this crisis.

[@tonightsbigloser9975]

Can you shout out owenzer games?

[@ethanlewis5993]

"Come on Harry, why are there three dead bodies in the walk-in freezer? This is a major violation and a repeat from last time"

[@ngh9025]

"Repeat from last time" I dont like the sound of that.

[@loganhoyt4432]

I don’t like the sound of that either

[@maxwithani6179]

Ok, that wouldn't surprise me

[@tj8132]

Damn it! Harry took the watermelon!

[@tj8132]

And to top that off we found 3 barrels of oil and 5 bottles of rattlesnake poison AND a skeleton in the chemical closet

[@kasgrieve9741]

“In the danger zone” is a really common phrase in kitchens for food within a certain temperature not hot or cold enough to kill bacteria

[@bendydrecher772]

yea. just shows me jon has never worked in a kitchen lol

[@crazyfriend50]

@@bendydrecher772 jon has never seen an oven Sad times

[@toastranimations6874]

HIIIIWAAAAAAAAYY TOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAA *danger zone*

[@Aliyah_666]

While I find humor in his take as a former sous chef yes you are very correct.

[@Shanecrazzy]

The fuckng reptilian coming up 😂😂😂

[@bshinn4884]

Shake hands with danger will always be my favorite cheesy safety video. Amd hilariously enough, I've watched it at least 6 times for work

[@TheMilitantHorse]

THIS 100%. It has also one of the catchment tunes I've ever heard.

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

*guitar riff* you know someones about to be maimed

[@disposable_income_andy]

I haven't even had a proper job yet, I only turned 18 this year, but I've seen Shake Hands With Danger at least 20 times purely for just entertainment, mostly cause I just like watching old work safety videos. True classic, also yeah, that song goes hard.

[@lixix1337]

Funniest part to me is the health inspection one cause, yeah, Harry got away with the water melon. But them storing food with the chemicals? In the chemical closet? THAT WAS A REPEAT, THEY DID THAT LAST INSPECTION TOO, WHEN HARRY WASN'T THERE

[@jaonijag4436]

At 13:58 he complained about the dwarf not looking like Gimli, but it probably doesn't look like Gimli because it's Gloin.

[@hentaiislife248]

Gottem

[@korvac5596]

It still doesn't look like Gloin

[@dumpsterchild131]

“This isnt work safety, this is work dumdum.” -JonathanTronathan 2019

[@stanstanstan2597]

That’s what I say in my head any time I interact with obnoxious fast food employees

[@kapparomeo]

I'm six beers in and this is hilarious.

[@keberTxelArM]

Jon: I wonder where he is today Me(also Jon): probably dead

[@urphakeandgey6308]

"Safety is never a joke. Death is only a punch-line away." If I saw that in a work safety video, I probably would've actually laughed.

[@bubbaxmv]

Harry not working there and getting away with a watermelon is honestly the best plot twist in a movie this year.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

there was a man who took fares to park in a lot where no one was supposed to actually work. they estimated he made like 2 + million dollars and had done it for years.

[@HeyDonutJudge]

And he got away with it

[@JamesWilliams-ns5lj]

I heard it was nominated for an oscar

[@Tyler171819]

Impersonating a cook and purposely making the restaurant fail it’s health inspection just to steal a watermelon? Chaotic Neutral level 💯

[@DonnaCPunk]

EXPECTATIONS: SUBVERTED.

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

Everybody gangster until Harry steals the watermelon

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Dammit harry.

[@aarepelaa1142]

How did he even know his name when he literally just met him.

[@ainakar]

watermelon sugar high, Harry

[@SuspiciousScout]

Real talk though, Harry infiltrated a food establishment and pretended to work there just to steal a watermelon???

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

@@SuspiciousScout It always starts with just one melon...

[@reidcacaro2919]

I love that the women being rude to each other has nothing to do with the safety part of the video

[@AGJ117]

I'm more invested in a sequel where woman 2 gets revenge on woman 1 and the feud continues.

[@screwthedragon999]

It showed the danger of violent rivalry

[@Dovah_Slayer]

This is just how women interact duh

[@brkh96]

​@@Dovah_Slayer your comment wasn't sexist at all or anything /s

[@generalgrievous-]

Oh it does, it was a setup.

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

“Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good” “Calm down kid it’s just the heat syncopy

[@bobbytonson5890]

Thanos actually just gave half the universe heat syncope when he did the snap.

[@callmeanon307]

@@bobbytonson5890 *Oh I dont feel well*

[@hithere4350]

“

[@Axl_Art_22]

😂😂😂😂

[@foxeon6496]

A

[@yeeyee395]

When I got my job at McDonald’s literally one of the slides was “do not spray patty’s with Cleaning supplies”

[@markvo250]

What? But I find them tastier that way...

[@OdaSwifteye]

That's explains the aftertaste.

[@deadmeme1296]

@@OdaSwifteye what aftertaste? My tastebuds are desensitized

[@leroy_jenkenz1541]

That slide is there because of someone

[@SoupyLlama]

This is NOT very comforting while I’m in a McDonald’s drive through

[@TheGaymer-nj9jt]

"That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum." You've just described every PSA/work safety video ever

[@Lexxxxiii]

*dOnT DiE*

[@TheGaymer-nj9jt]

@@Lexxxxiii you were alive before you died

[@I_Am_Lt_Surge]

I don't know. I watched an oxy-acetylene operation and safety video from the 80s/90s, and the backing track slapped.

[@chaosdude2345]

@@TheGaymer-nj9jt When you’re on the job today, don’t die! That’s gonna REALLY affect my bottom line!

[@cubechan1938]

​@@chaosdude2345WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR. *WHAT. DO I PAY YOU FOR??*

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

You know after rewatching this video half a dozen times i've started to think Harry was a plant by the "regular city health inspector" to shut that business down.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Yeah maybe they’ve been getting away with violations for years. Not enough to really be busted but just enough to be dangerous.

[@thelocalcrusader9522]

did say that he was there since the last inspection which would've been enough time to notice "hey this guy doesnt work here"

[@tobeymalone3436]

He DOES know Harry's name before anyone else, highly suspect, probably a scam they've been running for years amassing their watermelon arsenal

[@ScholarofProspero]

The Lore

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

@@thelocalcrusader9522 Especially since "Inspector Roy" knew Harry by name even though Harry didn't ever seem to wear a name tag. Like, the inspector knows Harry's name but the owner doesn't? That's suspicious.

[@randomdude-4353]

The fact that Inspector Roy knows Harry's name before coming to the restaurant means that Harry is a repeat offender and Roy has to deal with his bullshit all of the time in other restaraunts.

[@Aralaas]

In Jaboody Dubs they call him Dirty Dan and inspector Roy says "Dirty Dan is a no good son of a bitch who's been making my job a living hell since the first day I started." I think you're on the same wavelength.

[@WeirdWonderful]

IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG !

[@erkl8823]

OR... inspector Roy & "Harry"....are actually *partners* !!

[@Glisten456]

Added to that is the absolute disappointment Roy has when reprimanding Harry, as though he's really just done with his fuckery.

[@bigchungus8287]

How did no one notice a complete stranger walk on and pretend to work there, they should be reprimanded

[@Berd]

i missed jon

[@notslad1975]

[@grongy6122]

*THIIIIINK ABOOOOUT THIIIIIS*

[@reallyrory4072]

Berd!!

[@fukuro2520]

me too man

[@chainntoad5382]

Yo wassup my fellow bowser player

[@tsarfox3462]

Can we appreciate how hard Harry committed to his con to get a watermelon? Most people would just shoplift one or get in and get out. My man Harry decided to really screw that place over with health violations and actually work washing dishes before getting out with the score.

[@sirlothric6357]

It's the commitment to the craft

[@matthewsimon6170]

He does it so he can blend in for another heist later. The more he shows up after they forget the theft, the easier the heist.

[@tarakinwu1246]

@@matthewsimon6170 it’s the tf2 spy’s ex-vet half-brother

[@Ty-nk4vk]

I was already dying from laughter, and now I see this??? HELP

[@alchemicmercury]

"HARRY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE LETTUCE"

[@paytonborland2327]

"Now *hwhy* would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a *hWendy's* "

[@HECKproductions]

ah tell ya hhhhwhat

[@Big_man_kaleb]

Harry, I'm gonna kick ur Ass

[@seanhuds229]

That boy aint right I'll tell you hwat!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Cool hwhip.

[@emliu5000]

Gotta *hwash* your hands Harry

[@megavidaeos]

“Things that a five year old should know by age four.” *Touches a boiling pot of water* *Inhales a handful of pepper*

[@TangySauce]

Under rated

[@masonhills3545]

I did both of those things in the past month. I'm 14.

[@caesarleaderofthelegion612]

MegavidÆos it’s for entertainment

[@megavidaeos]

Jack Mich Thanks, I’m well aware.

[@_And_y_]

*pot of water

[@Kuroganekisaki]

"Now you've confused me-- Almost immediately. And you *promised* me... You were not going to do that." The delivery always kills me.

[@tkb5726]

Same. His voice is just dripping with defeat and betrayal. I love it.

[@zewzit]

love that part. here's an easy timestamp: 14:25

[@blah703]

@some emo girl fuckin algebra, man, recently everything I've come to know in algebra was thrown out the window by a new concept and i am very annoyed

[@jukityler4490]

I thought your comment said "you consumed me"

[@gabriellegunvik4377]

@@tkb5726it’s wonderful

[@chdest4550]

I think that the reason these safety videos are so paranoid about everything is so that an employee can't do something braindead and then sue the company because "They never warned me!"

[@ZashuCrash]

I mean, Jon's confusion with most of it kinda proves that point.

[@alexjeremiah8915]

A lot of this is required by OSHA. I work in a factory and have to watch some of this crap.

[@chdest4550]

@@alexjeremiah8915 Are any of your coworkers braindead enough to actually need it?

[@DrDolan2000]

Makes sense. Last thing a corporation wants - or anyone for that matter - is a lawsuit

[@Tom-jy6mc]

"I broke my leg acting like a bumbling brainless idiot on top of a 15 foot ladder! Sue the company!"

[@acegamer9347]

“This guy died from heat syncope, this guy died from the fatal half-inch. Which one of them’s is deader?”

[@yeexcelenteyeexcelente9781]

WHO'S MORE DEAD?

[@dawsondebell1603]

What happened to that video? *edit The one where he reviews worker deaths in other countries?

[@DrCranberry]

dis da deadest nigga i evah seen

[@f-22raptorxddzs]

@@DrCranberry shut yo lifeline sounding ass up

[@big_tymerro]

ѕpιder cloaĸ he is literally quoting JonTron my guy

[@reesewilliamson3346]

"The fatal half inch" is what they called me back in college

[@BlueBeepOFFICIAL]

Why, was it because it was half an inch or 6 and a half inches? Cuz that could go both ways tbh

[@eereree]

….are you ok? :/

[@Zack29810]

@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL half an inch. that’s literally the joke.

[@reesewilliamson3346]

@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6-1/2 is small asf let's be real here, regardless, my use of 1/2" is told through stories around the world

[@Zack29810]

@@reesewilliamson3346 6.5 isn’t bad at all. 4-5 inches is average.

[@SuperCoily10230]

Heat Syncope is when you body has the uncontrollable urge to say “I don’t feel so good.”

[@calmgoodfire4662]

Thanos: hmm how can I make half the universe to disappear hmmm .... I GOT AN IDEA

[@plus6481]

So make sure you get a Disani, we all know that's a major racial slur!

[@cephaleaorion4888]

spiderman has heat syncope

[@tobygrapes9760]

I get syncopes when I stand up too quickly or stretch too hard, and I can confirm, I say "I dont feel so good" every time

[@rainy_.days0668]

Man, so thats what was wrong with Spiderman

[@NoriMori1992]

For those who are actually curious: "Syncope" is just a fancy word for "fainting" "The danger zone" is the range of temperatures that allows bacteria to cultivate in food

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Yeah it's 8-60 degrees Celcius

[@ryanspalding6524]

​@@digstrememcdingus1463🇺🇲📏📐📏📐📏📐📏📏📐📐 what's that to f°

[@jebbryant6522]

​@@digstrememcdingus1463ah a man of culture

[@reapervirus71]

It's when it's so hot you feel sick

[@commentextary]

@@jebbryant6522 Literally, in fact!

[@boa4165]

“That’s not work safety that’s work dum dum” is my favorite thing ever Jesus Christ Mr.Tron you are so funny

[@dlou9227]

Boa 41 yeah this part had me wheezing

[@seamusmckeon9109]

My favorite is when he compares a worker to his crippled grandma

[@giornogiovani3769]

@@seamusmckeon9109 mine to

[@zabloing9000]

Mr. Tron lel

[@mrrexychomp9829]

What even happened to that guy? was he burned or melted or irradiated or what

[@RowletGameing]

"Ow heat was hot!" "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

[@goldenpants1239]

waffle memez there are enough bones in a whale to make an entire whale skeleton

[@memelover6917]

"China hides submarines in the ocean"

[@bey0ndinsan1ty70]

“All Cities In Germany Fit Into Germany”

[@redreploid1713]

Water is wet

[@rossadinho7362]

waffle memez there is enough water on Earth to fill the oceans.

[@pyrobot1037]

The shoe store head trauma video is possibly the most 2000s thing I’ve ever seen

[@KarmaTheKing]

right? like, why climb a ladder in *heels* ?

[@tridentmanproductions3528]

This comment has 69 likes, nice

[@cannedsas]

"Game over" makes me sad

[@1101Archimedes]

You wouldn't download a shoes.

[@sergiowinter5383]

@@KarmaTheKing Because she prefer to look hot and die than be safe and live, a follower of Kurt Cobain philosophy

[@boogs2122]

I have taken cooking for three years and can guarantee that the “danger zone” is a real thing that I still can’t take seriously

[@frankwoods9895]

Simon that chicken is in the *danger zone*

[@Tegrius88]

SIMON YOU HEARD THE MAN THE CHICKEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE SAVE IT

[@frankwoods9895]

@@Tegrius88 oh no he can't hear us he's jamming out!

[@Tegrius88]

@@frankwoods9895 oh Simon that's a work safety violation you cant work distracted and that's a repeat from last time

[@TheColorRed]

That video is actually from a Serv Safe Instruction video

[@Audios2010]

5:18 "I wonder where he is today." *He's dead Jon, he's dead.*

[@DDub04]

Sneezed to death

[@daliarondon4027]

F

[@andromeda2014]

By sneezification

[@Mr-Moop]

Maybe he’s still alive today, spreading the Coronavirus during his phone calls

[@Audios2010]

@@Mr-Moop He must be blessed by Nurgal then...

[@iMAOusuc]

I just got out of high school and am training to be an electrician. They still do have these goofy over the top videos but now they show LITERAL LIVELEAK FOOTAGE of people getting fucking slaughtered by heavy machinery. Some of the stuff that happens is crazy. A man got crushed under a 2,000 pound bottle press, a 62 year old woman performing maintenance in a 35-foot long pressure cooker was trapped inside and was cooked alive at 270°F. This stuff is scary as shit.

[@bom6330]

Angle Grinder related injuries are real gnarly too. Sounds like you were watching a "lock out/tag out" video for the ones you're talking about.

[@iMAOusuc]

@@bom6330 Yup! That's exactly what it was!

[@DiceNat21]

@@iMAOusuc yooo, I just finished trade school for electrical lol, currently looking for an industrial motor controls type job myself, good luck to you in your ventures

[@iMAOusuc]

@@DiceNat21 Thanks man, I appreciate it.

[@CODA96]

@@iMAOusuc There are tons of workplace gory videos out there. I find them to be especially hard to watch, since it can basically happen any day if you work near big machinery and moving big objects with lifts etc.

[@qorso]

new zealand known for: -lord of the rings -not being australia

[@elizabethfrohn-hengst296]

And sheep don't forget sheep

[@insomaniac1796]

and old zealand

[@EvanCops]

And healthcare being a right

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

the tuatara, and other animals that can only be found in new zealand

[@iced_coffee_table]

And our pronunciation of deck

[@wikizza]

Like my mom used to say: "Its better to be ruthless than watermelonless"

[@zabloing9000]

bruh i thought this was just a really unfunny black joke

[@LSaba27]

Your mother is an amazingly specific woman

[@goosegod9414]

True facts

[@perkm0]

Like my mom used to say We can’t afford another lawsuit

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

A wise woman, your mother

[@homeschoolhd596]

“Things that a 5 year old should know at... age 4” -Jontron

[@Carlos-np7du]

Just gold 🤣

[@pokecoon386]

Pure golden quote

[@anabsolutemess8850]

Timestamp?

[@sKittlebruSh]

@@anabsolutemess8850 1:00

[@jjboi6008]

@@anabsolutemess8850 Dude cmon it happened at the very beginning of the video

[@hurricanejaney]

i’ve come back to this video every so often, and the panicked “SIXTEEN NEWBORNS ARE AFFECTED” with the glowing toddler makes me crack up every time

[@TABBYMUSIC]

_”That’s not work safety, that’s work dumb dumb.”_ -Jontron 2019

[@simonjeffus1475]

Screenshot

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

Me: *is dumb dumb* Me: *slips on cardboard at work and almost falls*

[@cervichthyoquine]

I love your pfp

[@TABBYMUSIC]

Thanks man uwu

[@lechugaenlabiblioteca3298]

​@@TABBYMUSIC I like it too :3

[@slugger4073]

You're adventuring in the Arctic circle with your buddy when all of a sudden he leans over and says "I don't feel so good." You remember your training. Must be heat syncope. You strip him down and prepare a cold compress. A few minutes later his temperature is down, he's stopped complaining, and he's even fast asleep. Great work!

[@arby627]

Gotta keep your buddy out of the danger zone

[@highestsettings]

The worst thing is that you know they're saying it because someone actually did that.

[@BigPuddin]

Sleep tight, my lil ice prince.

[@Sica_Lee]

I read this in the same tone as the Shia LaBeouf musical intro.

[@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98]

funny thing is that that actually happens, its called paradoxical undressing.

[@jojomizugorou5305]

"Get this man a fuckin Dasani" Jon, he's already dying, don't kill him faster

[@crazyfriend50]

Cmon man dasani is water he wont die unless it has 50% copper in it Thats would kill you

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

@@crazyfriend50 Dasani doesn't quench shit

[@crazyfriend50]

@@JustAnotherAccount8 yeah but feeding death wont speed up death so dasani is really a cure Its like placebo yet you need intensive care They stab you a bit and patch you up Ur still cancer ridden but oh well

[@Dualis58]

@@crazyfriend50 it’s a joke loser

[@FrogWalrus]

Dasani is 99% plastic, taste like shit.

[@dionysus6892]

“Safety is never a joke, death is only a punch-line away” is actually more effective then ANY of these videos lol

[@lvbboi9]

its actually a pretty good quote

[@dionysus6892]

Damian 2000 pleased now?

[@swollenshadowsancientruins7352]

No one cares

[@lvbboi9]

@@swollenshadowsancientruins7352 Oooo look at mr Bitchy boi

[@colorshade9072]

@@lvbboi9 more like mr triggered trigo

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

One of my coworkers is a huge JonTron fan. This summer I got heat stroke and he asked me if I had heat syncope

[@Linosek279]

I mean, heat stroke is just big heat syncope

[@CommunistSubRex]

You survived heat stroke? Well done man

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

@@CommunistSubRex Shit fucked me up tho. I was drastically dehydrated and was constantly vomiting. Ended up having to be sent home from work cause I was vomiting. Nearly passed out once or twice.

[@bifenybuell]

Syncope is just passing out

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

@John Doe Little known fact. Peter Parker wasn't actually snapped out of existence. He was just suffering from heat syncope.

[@diradosveta]

Wait, so it wasn't William Osman on the thumbnail?

[@mattwrightson294]

Never had been

[@Tayutaus]

I think it's Will every time this video comes up even though I know it's not

[@Janetalia]

every single time I see this video in my recommendations I 100% always think it's him

[@dr.matterhorn1315]

I could have sworn was Dan from the SlowMoGuys.

[@werewolftapus7630]

Dr. Matterhorn I thought it was the completionist

[@Howard_T_Duck]

7:48 “You gotta be F0CKIN’ kidding me” Jon’s inner New Yorker came out just then

[@plasticweapon]

"you were alive before you died", all PSAs in a nutshell.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

But were you really?

[@colorshade9072]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin philosophers be like

[@fumez111]

sounds like borderlands 2 dialogue when you respawn

[@goblinbastard5310]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *vsauce music amps up*

[@costejio]

I miss jon

[@plutoziummmmm]

*"you were alive before you died."* -JonTron, 2019

[@smileyboi1125]

Well it’s true unless your talking about if you FEEL alive then, I’m not alive at all

[@austinsnell515]

Kian Stevens oooooooooof

[@k1-b082]

kokichi why are you here-

[@plutoziummmmm]

K1-B0 wait i forgot do robots have dicks?

[@k1-b082]

@@plutoziummmmm That's robophobic!

[@shockerelectric3658]

"Harry, there blood all over the lettuce." In a calm voice

[@soilology]

"thats a serious health violation, you can't do that"

[@Reaper-fj9xp]

'Heat was Hot' JonTron

[@fetal.beetle07734]

"Harry, there's blood all over the lettuce. Never mind where the blood came from."

[@mr.gspot753]

I was looking through the comments as I was watching this, and no joke read your comment at the exact time it played it in the video

[@tbonbrad]

I'd have a fucking aneurysm and a body to get rid of if I saw that shit.

[@aydenh.6355]

14:15 I love how Jon says to get him back to California, and it shows him flying to Mordor. Very accurate description

[@Abraxas1212]

Hey, that's what I said! Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

[@Greasy2240]

I thought that too! I was about to make the same comment.

[@Sonichero151]

Wouldn't Texas be more accurate to the setting of Mordor

[@voteyesonyes5347]

“tHiNk AbOuT tHiS” has become a normal part in conversation for me and my best friend

[@ChromiumDome411]

They said I was alive this morning... It turned out I actually was (at the time).

[@josiahhernandez9897]

@@ChromiumDome411 what

[@candypoweredrocket]

It’s more like ThEE-EENK aBOOWT thIIIIIIS

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Joshua Striker So....are you dead now? Please update

[@biologicalcake]

@@Pleasestoptalkingthanks I think he's dead.

[@C2-J0]

"Why would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wahendy's."

[@Rockstopmotion]

Perfect accent lol

[@ayarriba9093]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ASteadyForce]

You dident warsh your hans

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

@ 6:31

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

C.J. That’s how they make the chili.

[@AdamG1983]

"This is the proper British way to deal with an inconsiderate sneezer" *LITERAL TORTURE*

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Welcome to the Ministry of Love.

[@holetm9346]

Can confirm, am British.

[@cannedgoodness9633]

You should see what my nan does if I eat from my knife instead of the fork. Actually no, no man should see that

[@majoraswrath6182]

@@AsymptoteInverse beat me to it

[@Brainwave101]

@@cannedgoodness9633 You have piqued my interest, please elaborate.

[@ballisticblocker9163]

To anybody else wondering what it means for food to be in the ‘danger zone’, it basically means it is being stored at temperatures which would allow bacteria to cultivate.

[@lemonpringlesdoodles]

Usually between 40 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit

[@Tom-jy6mc]

It was kinda weird first time watching having been through a highschool culinary course and seeing Jon be confused lol

[@thesupergamer5894]

​@@lemonpringlesdoodles You're the second person I've seen say that, I'm ServSafe certified and the temperature is 41-135 degrees (but to be more clear my range is FDA conpliant while your range is USDA compliant)

[@Think_legit]

I am here at three o’clock in the morning because for some godforsaken reason the retched melody of “THIIINNK ABOUUT THIIIIIS” lodged itself into my brain while I went to get some water after waking up to what I could only describe as the Sahara Desert forming in my mouth. I’ve laid here for ten minutes trying to figure out where in the hell that sound bite was from. Finally the gods above granted me with peace and reminded of this video.

[@QwilSchirmer]

It too is imprinted in my memory forever

[@squeegeemcgee]

lmao

[@creeperyte6536]

Same

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

One of my favorite comments on KZbin.

[@Think_legit]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 I’m glad my suffering caused you joy my friend 😂

[@coledione2539]

”You probably infected thousands of people already” 2020: Jinx

[@ghbsrd2249]

we could of stopped Corona if we had those handkerchiefs 😢

[@explosiveaddict6939]

Ghb Srd If the number of handkerchiefs and number of anti-vaxx dumbasses were swapped, we'd have a lot less sick people and a lot less... well, dumbasses.

[@hium8716]

LMAO

[@ironyinc3453]

The real solution is not tissues it’s just simply not eating food from a wet market. Unless bat absolutely has to be on the menu.

[@Ahmad.....................]

That phrase didmt quite age so well

[@inspectorroy3096]

The way he looked at me I was ready to put him in the chemical storage closet.

[@alexthetiger7806]

You should've clocked Harry's ass when you had the chance

[@ianwalker8042]

Your inaction caused the death of 7 adults and 2 children.

[@oldreaddy3341]

@Lt_OnionRings And my dog...

[@taylorbarrow453]

@@oldreaddy3341 and the local "slow" racoon.

[@thefungusonyourtoes9291]

Danger zone

[@Skaiagines]

As a Wendy's employee I can confirm that we actually have 5 barrels of hydrochloric acid, you didn't get it right sorry

[@CollinAbroadcast]

Congrats. Heat Syncope is now at 100 on Google Trends

[@RussellSmith91]

That is the true power of an influencer, right there.

[@greenx-ray4866]

Oh

[@RummyLPs]

Not gonna lie, I googled it too.

[@djgaben6187]

"Now why would you need 3 barrels of hydrofluoric acid? This is a Wh-endys." You've never worked at Wendy's have you?

[@synthesized4203]

The late employees need to be fired , literally

[@andyblanton6570]

its spelled H'wendy's

[@shelby5809]

15:05 That's actually how you lift things if you want to avoid a hernia I believe

[@shelby5809]

Also watch out for the worms you'll eventually trip on

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Always keeping an eye out for those Pesky Worms, cant stop tripping over them lately, really been a hassle for my co-workers.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@Dave Miller we're on our 12'th anniversary, im technically jimmy's dad now.

[@shelby5809]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Answer the man. Is Jimmy annoying or not?

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@shelby5809 Oh, no. not after the _incident_ occured at least.

[@thecouch1404]

I think the saddest thing about this video is the fact that apparently Elijah Wood can't afford first class

[@MioKnight4k]

or that the nerds would book a new zealand airlines flight and think elijah wood would be in the broke area

[@intercoursehandguns851]

Oh, he can, he's just doing some stupid gigs to make sure he'll always be able to.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

hes been an actor since he was like 5 years old my G hes quite wealthy

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Yup Elijah wood is up there with the poor people like 50 cent and Nicholas cage. Twitter says they're poor so it must be true.

[@lljw7151]

hes definitely not the richest but he's certainly not that poor

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

"Harry? Who's Harry?!" To this very day, Harry's true identity remains unknown.

[@memeboi6942]

His name is dia... I said his name is dia... Oh no.

[@jimboringo9958]

By day he goes by Harry, but by night... he is... *_THE WATERMELON BANDIT_*

[@memeboi6942]

@@jimboringo9958 his real name is diav...

[@carrotpie3465]

Oh i know his name, its watermelon guy he steals every watermelon he sees and will kill any one who will get the watermelon out of his site. nobody ever saw him after that last insident...

[@geopeirce4214]

Or an over sized cyanide tooth

[@errortryagainlater4240]

The "THIIIIIINK ABOOOOOUT THIIIIIIIS" singing fills me with an extremely powerful type of dread that I can't even describe.

[@dredgefall]

Honestly as silly as that video is, that song does it's job at being kinda scary.

[@emilinebelle7811]

Dude, it gave me anxiety and irritation

[@roadwarrior114]

It used to be funny, but now it just triggers my PTSD and I'd just immediately quit any job that used this. This is sad.

[@SomeOrangeCat]

I didn't feel like I had to poop until I heard it. You can't explain that!

[@tinobemellow]

@Andrew Vrba no, no you really can't. That's probably one of the more inexplicable things I've read in some time. Neither do I really want an explanation, honestly.

[@Nerdtendo6366]

“You were alive alive before you died” Wise words of wisdom from Mr. Tron today

[@Sagninaw]

_Harry gets away with the watermelon_ *Top 10 anime plot twists*

[@pmmeyourdadjokes9811]

The first time I actually laughed at this meme, out of the probably 50% of all youtube comments that contain it

[@ashenone3883]

All of ye get a nice

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

"Who's Harry?" Top 10 anime plot twists

[@KrumpusPlunk]

honest question, is harry mr. lahey?!?

[@timrc417]

I’ll do you one better: why’s Harry?!

[@TslilTapiro]

you're a wizard harry

[@searfin5907]

Wait, but.... WHO'S REM?!

[@broadex9080]

We need answers who is harry?

[@casualbularchy4850]

I feel like inspector Roy planted Harry to screw over that restaurant.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Least Harry got a watermelon out of the deal.

[@lady_caiti]

Now THIS is the conspiracy we all deserve

[@packrunnabski]

The watermelon was secretly a cantaloupe

[@joshmeagher2024]

Roy knew Harry’s name and he didn’t even have a name tag

[@dinosrchestra]

It was all a plan to get that poor watermelon out of the restaurant, they were in cahoots to release it

[@Rhamburgers_420]

"You can't just break a man like that and tell him to carry on. I wonder where he is today." He's dead Jon. This was made in the 1940's Jon he's dead now.

[@thecheesieste9204]

Dead in more ways than one

[@Rhamburgers_420]

Imagi Nation R.I.P 😔

[@hughmann2309]

F

[@timer3770]

No he could be 90 or 100

[@Rhamburgers_420]

BuildingDonut highly unlikely. although I do admire your optimism, the year 1940 was approximately 79 years ago, The man in the video looked to be in his 30s at least, so he would have to be 109 years old if he were alive today. The average human life span is about 80 years, but we must also take into account lack of medical knowledge they had in that day, not only did people smoke a lot in this era, they had little knowledge of potential health side effects from various chemicals and other hazardous products, for example they pretty much put radium and everything and sold it without a doubt until people started dying of various cancers in the areas where the radium was ingested or applied.

[@cannonballjenkins2757]

Doctor: You have cancer Person: What do I do now? Doctor: Don't die

[@neerGdyahS]

now*

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Panda Playz In the immortal words of Gavin Free “Stop”

[@seijin4426]

*Wut bout mah Eboluhz!?*

[@exosproudmamabear558]

I smell lot of freedom

[@personman1534]

Good you fixed it

[@jordyn187]

Lol The “Think about this” clip was more graphic than expected

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Watched the whole thing. My soul died.

[@shawnthompson2303]

YoU wErE aLiVe ThIs MoRnInG

[@user-pj1rx9wn8j]

@@shawnthompson2303 WHEN ThE Sun Came up

[@Jokerman9540]

We got one, ladies and gentlemen! We got one!

[@zmokahbiar]

What's the original video called cuz I want that song lol

[@Blimbus-Blombo]

How did I not notice that was Taika playing Gandalf the first time

[@skwidgril8171]

Took me about 30 watches of this vid and your comment to realise it too

[@lillientruong6350]

I also realized that the first watch but my bro watching with me didn't recognize him so I thought I was crazy XD.

[@monsterjambrony]

I didn’t realize it either until last night.

[@daveium4408]

No accent: “ why do you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid.” Accent: “this is a Whendes”

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

HWENDYS! *****: DANGER Z O N E!!!

[@daveium4408]

Whendises is in the fuckin danger zone

[@CsSniper23]

Did you warsh your hands?

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Human Person nope! *****: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FOOL?!!!??

[@AidMB]

There’s and accent on the why

[@frilf7276]

1:52 guys it's Josephi Krakowski's distant Persian cousin who sells rugs

[@themightyranger6321]

@David Labriola i mean, the ussr was a huge country, maybe krakowki's mother had an affair with a persian, who gave her 2 sons, krakowski and the persian dude!

[@thekamikaze6662]

It’s time for a spinoff series

[@yoink297]

It's always guys like Johnny Star, Phil Swift, you ever had a guy like, " It's me, Josephi Krakowski, with Flex Tape!

[@Shiruvan]

Or Malkovich's

[@MrNuclearturtle]

I am amazed no one mention how much effort it probably took to set up that skit for a 4 second shot

[@zachaa2846]

"you were alive this morning" English teachers: this shit is deep

[@mymamatouchmypeepee2014]

more like I'm 14 and this is deep

[@gametech4101]

5:16 "I wonder where he is today" It's an old man from 1945...

[@jack-the-ripper13811]

Video from 1945: "I wonder where he is today" Hm, probably ded

[@renohasbigtits]

That’s what I said lol

[@Medichips-ws5oj]

Watching down on 2020 because people aren't following his instructions.

[@DishonoredRat]

Yup exactly what I said

[@maxthepaladin2147]

Harry: basically snuck into the restaurant, screwed with everyone there and then stole a watermelon You know a real gansta when you see one

[@youtubeaccount6564]

Praxis

[@thatguywithwings3792]

Everyone a gangsta until Harry walks out with the watermelons

[@lmao2302]

@@Hirrei Without a condom fully knowing he has aids

[@decwex5507]

Ruthless

[@PurpleGuy1987]

XD

[@noahhoos6293]

"Fatal Half Inch" was my stripper name

[@pokecoon386]

really?

[@Real_Adam_Sandler]

Hold e

[@kaylinrajah3595]

Comment of the year

[@KetchupColoredKnife]

Can confirm

[@hellofellowducks]

@@KetchupColoredKnife oh really? Well-... wait *hold on a sec...*

[@StapleCactus]

Just like to inform you that the "fatal half-inch" has some merit. I tripped over such an elevation change. The asphalt sank below the curb, but I didn't notice it since the change in color hid the change in height. After picking debris out of my hands, I had to laugh at getting caught over such a tiny bump. Now imagine a similar situation, but at the top of the stairs or on a rooftop and you can see why they are worried about half an inch.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I mean especially if you’re carrying stuff. Then I swear anything in the universe will knock you down.

[@chillhour6155]

same happens with stairs..plust the extra gravity

[@NoriMori1992]

Exactly. I don't know why Jon was so down on that concept 😂

[@basedokadaizo]

when i moved to my new apartment, i wasn't looking where i was walking when trying to meet my ride for a movie and ended up tripping over a change in elevation in the sidewalk and just barely saving my face with my hands. hands and chest took the brunt of the fall, hurt like hell but i was just mad enough about the current circumstances to ignore the pain until i got in the theater.

[@Sonichero151]

Maybe he never experienced it......

[@wholetthispersonon]

"I wonder where he is today." - JonTron, 2019, referring to an old guy in a 1945 video

[@francescofulghieri9608]

That man probably served in WWI and was born a little after slavery was abolished

[@laughablechimp4787]

"I wonder where he is today". Is me, wondering where JonTron is, when he disappears off youtube again.

[@cervichthyoquine]

Ur profile pic is adorbs.

[@defaultmate]

He's 6 feet under

[@anonymousclown3872]

He is in a jar Edit: 🏺 time

[@toshi3866]

"Mr Stark, Im suffering from heat syncope."

[@ashley-182]

“ -Mr. Stark I don’t feel good.- “ “Mr. Stark I’m suffering from heat syncope.”

[@MerryShrug]

Ryuji!

[@negantmortem648]

HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahhehe! OMFG YOU ACTUALLY FUCKIN DID IT!

[@triple777yt5]

Heat syncopy is actually when your brain can't get enough blood because of heat

[@negantmortem648]

@@triple777yt5 well, you learn something every day.

[@russiancheems2275]

15:58 They may call it the "Millimeter Defeater" but I call it "The Fatal Half-Inch"

[@WigWoo1]

So what is the lesson in Shoe Store Head Trauma? Looks like she just had an accidental slip or the ladder broke. Neither of which looked preventable so what are we supposed to learn?

[@thegoblin4948]

That if you get annoyed at a costumer you... die? i dunno.

[@MrJostur]

I think the issue was that she wore heels on a ladder that wasn't stable, or just that the ladder wasn't stable. She also didn't use a ladder that went high enough to grab the things she was looking for without playing Jenga on a leaning ladder. Then the Jenga shoes/shoe boxes fell over, something hit the light just above her, then she slipped and fell because she also wasn't fuggin' grabbing anything to support herself. It didn't look like the ladder had broken. I say it wasn't deployed properly because after she started walking on it, it wasn't stable whatsoever. Normally if it's deployed correctly, the ladder would be held down by your weight. Might wiggle a li'l at first, but after you're on it, it should be fine. If not, you call someone else in the store to hold it down for you, or you get a different ladder.

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Don't wear stiletto heels on a ladder

[@WigWoo1]

@@Technotoadnotafrog your heel doesn’t usually touch the steps of a ladder anyways so what’s the difference?

[@etrangray-mane8610]

@@WigWoo1 Don't you usually stand with the middle/arch of your foot on a ladder?

[@panzerelite1344]

Let’s all appreciate how many memes this video gave us

[@TransitUSA]

Finally someone understands that this is the video where the “Oh, he might be me” meme was born

[@pup1030]

@@TransitUSA any clip from any jontron video could be a meme

[@drowningutopia2196]

@@TransitUSA Um. I think you care a little too much about irrelevent stuff, buddy.

[@kingtreedede7303]

Special Remix there was like one meme created by this video

[@TheScrubmuffin69]

I've literally never seen any meme in reference to this video

[@zacharysien5245]

"I wonder where he is today." He- he's dead. He's dead, Jon. He's like super, crazy dead.

[@LovenRazu]

Yea, that's like a 1940's commercial, and he looked about 50-60. If he was alive today he would be 130-141

[@crispygaming7491]

@@LovenRazu Well, he could be immortal, you don't know that.

[@anonymous-gi4tq]

@@crispygaming7491 yeah like queen elizabeth or vladimir putin

[@georgie984]

He died shortly after the commercial, didn’t you see?

[@crispygaming7491]

@@georgie984 Everyone else died but Jon didn't. How can you not see that? >_

[@Quicksnipez2011]

"Now you have confused me... Almost immediately and you promised you weren't going to do that" is by far the best line in the video

[@pspten1]

As someone who took three years of Culinary in high school, "the danger zone" was a serious topic. Looking back now, it was a pretty hilarious term.

[@altharchralaku7224]

Gotta keep them meats below 40 degrees F. (but yeah its a funny term and jontron made the joke we all thought)

[@ShockerTopper]

Yep that’s what happens when one of the most amazing songs ever is forever associated with it lol..

[@AllanElMelon1043]

Listen to danger zone when studying about the food danger zone (I took hospitality in school, basically the same thing)

[@BuddhaBlackBear]

Safety and Sanitation was the shit. Ya know? Like Escherichia Coli?

[@hankanderson8633]

I’m not in food service but I wanted to make a top gun joke but... I know no terms lol

[@luvrgrl32]

You know, I too waste a day of manual labor to steal a single watermelon from the place I’m pretending to work from

[@thedocblock6421]

A likely story - however, it's not the *whole story*, is it? Indeed, the watermelon was likely a ploy - an excuse as for why Harry was there. But it would be much easier to just steal the melon. Why go through the trouble? Simple, really. *He knew there was a health inspector that day.* Indeed, he knew when the health inspector was likely to come - as such, this operation was not about stealing the melon, but rather ruining the restaurant's reputation, so that his rival business could prosper. The melon was nothing more than a clever excuse. Harry - truly the mastermind of Work Safety Videos.

[@arbitrary-human]

@SuperSansCraft 1212 Alpharad fan?

[@maskedupman5806]

However inside the watermelon was a detonator that detonates the health inspector on push. Once the health inspectors out of the picture Harry can then put as much food near the chemicals as he can to Hide chems in food.

[@mortimermcmirestinks]

The one with Harry is honestly really sweet. Like you can just see a bunch of middle-aged dads and moms just having a fun time filming a PSA

[@trueforgottenfool3139]

Harry wasn’t included, he just killed the original actor and took his place. He didn’t know what role the actor was playing, so he sharpies out the original name of every script.

[@LeftyDefty]

it felt like a clip from The Office

[@tombkings6279]

That's a major violation

[@gglreallysucks5512]

Do you mean The Office? Or the tacky American remake?

[@theequestrianhound2132]

I think Harry was just some random dude who was stoned out of his a*scrack

[@ApocalypticJoker]

"This is a whendys" fucking broke me i repeated that part multiple times

[@octophobe9235]

The Fatal Half Inch sounds like a porno.

[@randochannelofstuff3617]

Or the worst college nickname

[@-_cms_-]

Good Christ

[@nquacker2851]

Or an assassin with a micropenis.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

Or a secret technique from a cheesy 80s martial arts film

[@landrylongacre6391]

Let’s be honest it sounds like a lot of things when you think about it

[@dixd3070]

" _I wonder where he is today_ " Me : *dead* _it's from 1945_

[@jacknedry3925]

DiXd, *1945

[@dixd3070]

@@jacknedry3925 k

[@MetaRunnerXLR]

That's the joke.

[@jacknedry3925]

@@dixd3070, np

[@melly4538]

@@MetaRunnerXLR i appreciate you for not going r/WoOoOsH

[@talongotskillz7159]

My dad (Who is a welder for Caterpillar) actually has a copy of the “Think About This” Video on CD and VHS because he is a regional supervisor and he has to make the employees watch it.

[@burnforburn]

QuietGrave It’s already on KZbin, just look it up

[@themoleman6806]

@@QuietGrave ^

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Does he have the song memorized and does he sing it when hes doing stuff? Because I really hope he does lmao

[@swinbtr]

He is one sadiatic man.

[@ivaningram5884]

Where does he work? My company sells a ton of parts to CAT out of Indiana and we have ridiculous safety videos.

[@blainekennedy]

This bounced between funny and Jon's actual lack of knowledge about laborious jobs

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

"when you go to work... don't die." -Jontron, 2019

[@budakbaongsiah]

If only Japan and Indonesia heard that.

[@themarvelanddcmarshlands]

"And that's why, at Jontron Incorporated, our motto's always been: "We can't afford another lawsuit!"

[@ApolloSniperman]

I think of this every time I go to work

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

-Alexander Hamilton.

[@hollygratton8207]

Everyday when I go to work I hope I don't die at work lol don't die is what I think lol

[@swivelshivel6576]

I’m sad that he didn’t do the Canadian Work Safety ads. Because that shit got real.

[@revelrem4409]

Or old 70s British psas

[@dairen9580]

Look up irish road safety adds.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

@dnuke- you beat me to it. That was a messed up PSA

[@MercivalPrime]

A friend of mine showed me a German forklift safety video, and that was some of the funniest shit I've seen

[@TheCarson116]

@@MercivalPrime Staplerfahrer Klaus, right? (which is _sort of_ an actual PSA video, though it's also technically a parody of such PSAs as well)

[@sirjoey3137]

Imagine living in an age where JonTron is prevalent again. FeelsGoodMan

[@He-who-wakes]

Thats cool if your not a doomer

[@nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335]

Sir Joey of The White Turly the best time line

[@crishon2121]

Imagine living in the age that you’re living in.

[@GTdba]

Pepperidge Farms remembers. Me too.

[@youcutmelegoff]

Moon Pie. what a time to be alive.

[@billgibb9212]

Everytime Jon does his inspector Roy impression, it kills me😂

[@bluey_heeler]

For those interested, heat syncope is basically dizziness from overheating.

[@chickenslayer34]

Goldfish I scrolled through so many comments just to find this bc I’m too lazy to google

[@neyoid]

So just a weird word for heat stroke?

[@megamegapop12]

Moistifier No it’s more like heat induced vertigo

[@khoralis6458]

Lol

[@admin.slayerenryu]

You can get it by being in either Sonora or Arizona for a few seconds

[@AllyOJustice]

"I think Elves are immortal unless they get stabbed." Strangely enough that is a real thing, it's called Biological Immortality where cells don't degrade and whoever has it will never die of old age, lobsters have it.

[@gdaws6160]

If the lobster biological cell immortality is true... then humanity have truly taken the piss.

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

To bad Lobsters don't have Boiling Pot immortality ;p

[@BLU3B3RRYZ]

@@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 lmao

[@lolbit1232]

@Mr. Mammuthus Africanavus you mortal fool! That’s what keeps them from taken over!

[@df5058]

Negligible senescence is the word your looking for