Christopher Talk To Massive Genius - The Sopranos HD

Christopher Talk To Massive Genius, The Sopranos HD

[@jayyt2969]

I love how the yells towards Christopher were so distant in such a small restaurant.

[@navy_flyer2331]

"Hey you a dick, man!"... lol

[@emosam07]

Damn mics, mannnn lol

[@ClothesCat]

The guy in the toilet was just really offended that someone was yelling. He's a nervous a pooer.

[@1800aubrey]

Yep. The first season couldn’t pull it off

[@chloedog47]

Hey man shut the phuk up 🤣

[@vensonj]

“Your woman looks embarrassed “ he went straight for Chris’s heart

[@FreezinFury]

She wasn't embarrassed at the time but was when T crashed the range while she was blowing him .

[@codyjohnson8959]

Couldn't stand that dude and the big ass gap in his teeth.

[@boobalooqwe4687]

@@FreezinFury you oughta know sweety

[@SmfPawgy]

@@FreezinFuryhe came all over the sun visor

[@Ichorof]

@@FreezinFuryDid she blow him? I remnant it as nothing happened?

[@tendrams]

"Must belong to the homey with the blue hat"....cracks me up every time the way Christopher delivers that line. LOL!

[@_zigger_]

He's your what?

[@H.EL-Othemany]

Why?

[@joeblough261]

Someone's about to get sent to slip and fall school

[@mikeg2491]

@@_zigger_ You gotta G on yo hat

[@TylerD288]

*homie

[@Hybzy]

A lot of people forget how impressive Christopher was. He was able to find a party where business was to be done with only the suburb given as information and no specific address. That nose could sniff out a deal when he needed it to.

[@ScapoloMichael]

Just follow the parked cars to the house with the music playing and a bunch of mulignans standing aimlessly about

[@wildcard5830]

He could sniff it out so well thanks to that natural canopy of his

[@JathanielLunnington]

He's a good kid, capable too.

[@xystumpy187]

Vito: "Hey what security guard do you have to blow to get some Johnny cakes around here?"

[@lucas18108]

Phil: "Hey how many fuckin' years do I have to do to get a couple of three grilled cheese off the radiator?"

[@christopherdelcioppio7209]

At this point I check out Sopranos clips just to read the comments, because the jokes based on obscure references to the show are hilarious, and I’ve read a lot of them. That said, this is the funniest one I’ve ever read, including all the ones about Borko

[@blitzy3244]

HAHAHA

[@rogeliorodriguez8518]

Ooooffffff

[@davidbanterford3216]

The Johnny cakes? They were a joke I never liked em

[@joeschmoe3665]

Chris was such an entertaining character hilariously offensive and short-tempered

[@aleduck]

love him, make me nervous every time he's on screen tho...

[@kiklocus4660]

is it the same dude Tommy kills in good fellows

[@guitarest452452]

@@kiklocus4660 Yeah

[@inessa5923]

@@aleduck Exactly.

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

Well use a ukulele or somethin

[@abrahamm1325]

I love this scene it really shows how generous christopher was. Ill never forget how he cashed the welfare checks of everyone in that store at the measly cost of a burger. Truly heartwarming

[@kentjosemateo]

Hahaha

[@mndsgn1]

@From the Shadows Emerges... JOHNNY BRASCO WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

[@xX54MXx1]

@From the Shadows Emerges... It didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete I don't know what you see in that character

[@flisko123]

@From the Shadows Emerges... lolloolol

[@20thCenturySir]

Lmao wtf is this

[@roundhouse6595]

The conversation outside could easily be a GTA cut scene

[@Mrbrycejames]

Dude for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mike419T]

Nah fr tho 🤣

[@novak1015]

I know what time it is

[@HyunaTheHyena]

lol

[@SuperChunk19]

It's so obvious how much inspiration GTA took from the Sopranos

[@e.l.norton]

"My name is Orange J." 😂😂😂😂 How Christophuh didn't die laughing is a miracle.

[@fieldofdreams1986]

He wouldve got stomped....

[@woooose]

@@fieldofdreams1986 nope

[@fieldofdreams1986]

@@woooose He wouldve...plus the black cop was there.

[@brawndothethirstmutilator9848]

“Massive G” and “Orange J”. We also had the dealer “Quickie G” to find Matt Drinkwater. Hard to believe they came from the same writers that came up with tremendous nicknames like Big Pussy and Paulie Walnuts.

[@dantesombra9463]

"Served with hotcakes and bacon? I know what time it is."

[@realpoetics]

Chris had balls to make those black jokes out loud in that restaurant, Mafia connections or not.

[@waynebarry2597]

Dank Sinatra yeah whatever 🙄 just say you have something against blacks. And a this is a television show. Mafia connections or not, if this was in real life he would’ve gotten his ass whooped. Lay-off them mob movie they’re fucking up your head. They had power but they weren’t untouchable.

[@realpoetics]

@@waynebarry2597 You clearly didn't understand my comment, which wasn't even complex to begin with. If your reading comprehension skills were up to date maybe you would've realized that I'm not disagreeing with you.

[@waynebarry2597]

Dank Sinatra Sure

[@realpoetics]

@@waynebarry2597 That's what I thought.

[@waynebarry2597]

Dank Sinatra Sure

[@elikosim848]

The sound in the background "cash yoo mamas check" lol

[@BlaneNostalgia]

haha

[@sham7022]

You are right. It’s there

[@skxlter5747]

That's Jersey for u

[@bmoney972]

its called a voice

[@sham7022]

@@bmoney972 geez someone didn’t cash their mama check. No need for the aggravation.

[@millergoldagency]

The cop did a good job here. He's on his own, sees some shit is about to go down in a busy restaurant filled with civilians. Shit could've got ugly fast, if he did things by the book and directly stepped in, or waited til it kicked off and called for back up people could've gotten hurt. Instead he used his head and diffused that situation with a quiet word into the ear of someone involved.

[@DeltaPi314]

He just wanted a burger... just a burger.

[@chuckkiephan6880]

He's likes Master P's music & was too hungry to do anything

[@LOLLYPOPPE]

The cop is just an actor and reads from a script, he didn't do a job at all.

[@StopFlaggingVideos]

@@LOLLYPOPPE your comment is worthless

[@willysnowman]

@@StopFlaggingVideos thanks for the comment little lady

[@chriswade9871]

Chris had serious balls. He was war ready when they followed him out the diner. Had eyes like Balboa when they called to him haha

[@TheDa6781]

that was probably coke talking

[@deletedwaffles]

He would have killed all those guys with his gun with pinpoint accuracy without even having to take it out.

[@hankgonzalez6074]

Could’ve beat them senseless with that beak of his.

[@beorlingo]

I reckon this show was well made. Everybody seems to think it's a real life stream.

[@benisprobablyangry239]

It's funny that Christopher is cast as weak, because even in the pit of drug addiction he is by-far the mobster who least fears death. He repeatedly throws himself at no-win scenarios without a second's hesitation or regret afterwards. He stares down the barrel of Tony's gun when he thinks he slept with Adriana and doesn't even flinch at the idea of being whacked. He fights the entire crew at his intervention. After getting shot himself he does nothing but return fire until he bleeds out. He literally never once shows a single iota of fear in the face of death.

[@Bigfrank88]

I love how even the cop knows that at this point Chris is only 'semi' hooked up.

[@afshonium5799]

And yet they all still feared him.

[@Bigfrank88]

@@afshonium5799 They didn’t though.

[@afshonium5799]

@@Bigfrank88 So why didn’t they do anything about it?

[@Bigfrank88]

@@afshonium5799 Because they wanted to discuss royalties with Hesh, it’s literally explained in the scene.

[@hiibillymayshere4238]

@@afshonium5799 They didn't fear him though, lmao. He walked up to him and confronted him directly.

[@yemalad1.]

The voices in the background are like GTA 😆

[@sb_dunk]

So I told myself, Mario, take it easy!

[@liamg1706]

Gta Shut up

[@misakiyoshida]

"Ay, you a dick man!"

[@DeepMedii]

@@liamg1706 wha? you gon' cry now?

[@PeekaBooo24]

Fun fact: Prior to this episode, Michael Imperioli (Christopher) and Bokeem Woodbine (Massive Genius) had starred together before in the movie Dead Presidents.

[@vitolenocijr8797]

Nah tht wasn’t Chris in dead pres

[@rageius]

@@vitolenocijr8797 yes it was, he was the one who got mutilated in Vietnam

[@OmarScruggs]

Starred together? Chris was in the movie for like 2 scenes

[@OmarScruggs]

Paulie is also in Dead Pres. Hes one of the cops that bust in the room when chris tucker is dead from heroin overdose

[@hankgonzalez6074]

They cut off his pichadele and shoved it in his mouth. Exactly what he wanted to do to Vito.

[@slappytheclown4]

"Ey you a dick man" gets me every time

[@BIKEMAN21]

imagine the logistics nightmare Adrianna has to over come just to kiss Chris without getting blocked by his nose !

[@MichaelGiordano777]

That Canopy?

[@BIKEMAN21]

@@MichaelGiordano777 yes the canopy : P

[@davidwatkins204]

She'd have no need to carry an umbrella in the rain, that nose it's a, natural canopy..

[@The4AMChannel]

only guy i know who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back

[@Jedi101]

We takin logistic or Wabistix over here.

[@sb_dunk]

"That black guy over there, he look familiar to you?" "Yeah, he looks like Mike Milligan from Fargo!"

[@buddyisreal1408]

I would not have gotten this joke 1 week ago.

[@leonelgalan9431]

That's Can't get right lol

[@entertainme7523]

Mulignan?

[@2qwik4u]

guy looks exactly the same, hasn't aged at all

[@wiglafsfilms8418]

That's Bokeem Woodbine. He's an good actor, tho.

[@BenNBenInc]

Adrianna's 'oh Maddon' was absolutely perfect.

[@imgzrona09uc72]

Well language sounds and letters can be tricky, so I may be wrong, but in my family it was "maron" with an r sound. Never saw it written.

[@BenNBenInc]

@@imgzrona09uc72 in subtitles I've seen it pronounced as I've spelt it but it's pronounced how you say it which makes no sense 😂😂

[@Baktrianos]

@@BenNBenInc In Italian we say "oh Madonna" like english people say "Jesus.." or "Geez". Madonna as a word was used during old times (1200-1800 i think) in Italy to say "m'lady". So it's a form to speak with respect to a woman. Well, it was, now it's weird. Like in English would be calling a woman M'lady. Nowadays (1900-2000), there is only one case where you could say Madonna: when you speak about Mary mother of Jesus. My lady, or Our Lady -> M(i)a Donna (lit. My Woman, but never used to address your wife). So when you hear that from an Italian, he's 99,99% speaking about the mother of Jesus. Unless he's citing Dante's Comedy or some old text about knights, castles and ladies. To understand why it's written and pronounced differently, and why there is confusion: In Naples they say "MARONN"(MUH ROWNN) instead of "MADONNA", so it's a slightly different way to say it from Italian. They cut completely the last vocal and say R instead of D. If Adriana where to speak standard Italian, she would have said "MUH-DONN-AH". Poor guys writing the subtitles are not supposed to have a PHD in Old Italic Dialects, so.. yeah there are mistakes. But this show does an excellent job with the languages. And is an excellent show anyway. A curiosity: when hanging around with my friends in Italy, if I see a good looking woman(/man), a nice shot in basket match, a shameful display, an embarassing situation, or someone get a fist in the face, I would use MADONNA. But since I talk slang I (we) say MADU (MUH-DOO). With a very long U. MADUUUU. It's like Ice Cube's DAYUUUUM. So the word is, like 1000 y/o, but we kept and keep changing it. I'm not from Naples, and this is not a national thing, is mine and internal to my group of friends. Yet, everyone in the country can understand what I'm saying. Sorry for my english, ciao from Italy ;D PS: about the other comment ^ Marrone is Brown (MUH-RRO-NAY). But a Neapolitan would say it as MUHRROW. She clearly says MUH-ROWNN tho. Which, as I said here, is Mary mother of God ("...save me from this situation").

[@calzonetrash]

@ME!_!_!KEPΩXT!_!_!E no, it’s a italian american short hand for “madonna” like saying “oh jesus” or “oh god”

[@bowjana8128]

What does it mean

[@FormerlyNYVulgarian]

Haha Chris called Massive Genius Uncle Ben

[@simonevans6512]

Tony would have collapsed if he saw Massive Genius/Uncle Ben.

[@Buugzy]

😂😂

[@albertandrews130]

Uncle Ben has been cancelled.

[@johndevitt5619]

Massive Genius ended up fighting Spider-Man so it works.

[@Greko-grb]

The way adrianna says “the gangster rapper” always cracks me up for some reason.

[@Greko-grb]

@Johnny Caruthers for some reason

[@samsoper3507]

@Johnny Caruthers some

[@Elcore]

​@johnnycaruthers7180Ahh, guys, sorry, looks like I ate up all our time. Shall I answer your simple question in New York...?

[@SuperChunk19]

It's so static and straight forward like a soccer mom

[@polako256]

"Hey you, Donnie Brasco"

[@purplesword5536]

Al pacino ovah here.. Hehehe

[@ericolmeda9150]

More like Tony Manero

[@nickstl77]

hey yo

[@olgierdolo5510]

That was good

[@11DNA11]

Tells how much they know :D

[@AJTheGraftMan]

They spit in those burgers 😂

[@entertainme7523]

That's racist

[@lean.2366]

@@entertainme7523 it's true. White or black or anything in between, you're getting spit in your food if you're acting up at a restaurant.

[@vets923]

@@entertainme7523 How is that racist? Black, white, asian or whatever doesn't matter. If you act like that you shouldn't be surprised if they spit in your food.

[@savagefromtheraq]

they make minimum wage. that’s the joke.

[@SP-td9xj]

@@entertainme7523 yup, white people would never do that, in fact, go to a white restaurant and start saying awful racist things about white people and be confrontational like Chris was, trust me theyll never spit in your food, wouldn't think of doing such a thing

[@ryanclaridge8395]

Im disappointed massive genius didnt inform chrissy that nobody disrespects the burger joint.

[@J61-y4h]

LOL

[@walzybby]

He can’t be seen in a place like dat…

[@whips8]

I wonder if he gets soft drinks of choice in there

[@adewilson132]

massive genius should have said go find a little ceasers before i tap your asses.

[@operationNOBO]

"I dont mean to sound like an asshole, but I can't be seen in a place like this anymore"

[@ezragoldberg3132]

That Mark Fuhrman comment from Chrissy was Gold

[@Mystrohan]

I love Chris’ reaction to Massive Genius’ car.

[@lethrneck4]

"yo hairnet central...what am i mark furhman over here?" hahah classic!

[@dominickim491]

haha ye that was awesome

[@MrFerjurowns]

Mark Fuhrman (born February 5, 1952) is a former detective of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD). He is primarily known for his part in the OJ investigation ... lol

[@purplesword5536]

Johnny Cochran ovah here.. Hehehe

[@marksuckaturd5098]

Wasn't he the one who dropped the n-bomb while giving testimony at the trial?

[@jesusluna4498]

A white supremacist

[@packergeek10]

Framed OJ. OJ was just minding his own business helping the inner cities out when his ex wife was killed by a couple black guys. Fuhrman tried to pin on OJ. Poor guy can't catch a break.

[@spottyblanks5199]

@@jesusluna4498 "everyone I don't like is a white supremacists" your theme song.

[@lowellcalavera6045]

He's actually bold because he's Fkn crazy.

[@Krakkokayne]

And probably high too

[@dariog36th]

And a smack head

[@mauricehawkins1147]

He wouldn’t have said that in real life they would’ve beat him down or killed him and took everything this is not reality

[@PizzaCake360]

@@mauricehawkins1147 ya anything is possible

[@kuroroluxifer8321]

@@mauricehawkins1147 no they wouldn't have...they surely wanted to at first, but then the cop warned them about his ties with the Soprano family...they weren't gonna start a war with a mob family over the line in a burger shop..

[@bastymanguy]

I’ll have to try the “who’s welfare check do I have to cash to get a burger around here” next time I want jerk chicken in Harlem at midnight.

[@xman777b]

I mean, you could try it out

[@NexusKin]

That'll probably be the last thing you ever say.

[@tyrellcobb4665]

How does blood, teeth and jerk chicken taste when you only have gums to chew with?

[@Kitten_Mittons]

​@@tyrellcobb4665 we fuck with you cuz you're so triggered don't you get it

[@Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave]

​@@tyrellcobb46652nd amendment baby

[@KeithsReviews]

Had to look up who Mark Fuhrman was. Clever writing as always.

[@DCFelix67]

You must be young.

[@HovaNirvana]

DCFelix67 My thoughts exactly.

[@danielcundiff290]

Wait...you didnt know who Mark Furhman was? HAHAHAHAHA!!! EWWHEWHEEHAHA!!!! Thats priceless!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

[@sully9080]

The People vs O. J. Simpson. It's a series, give it a watch.

[@matthillegas3099]

The reason OJ got away with murder. He said stupid things years earlier. He was accused of planting evidence, although the timeline of that makes it almost impossible.

[@breakfastsandwich3349]

I WISH THEY WOULD'VE DONE MORE WITH THAT COP IN THE BURGER SHOP, HE WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER ON THE SHOW

[@polizzi19]

I loved him like a brother in law

[@gwildordipkin6504]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@at6686]

He got ratted out. Did 20 in the can.

[@marcosalazar3472]

@@at6686 Ate grilled cheeses off the radiator

[@at6686]

@@marcosalazar3472 And we all know he wanted a woman...

[@stuff4232]

The weird thing about Chris was from the very beginning I thought he would at least be the good one out of all of them. And while in the end maybe he tried getting better he really was raised among criminals. Can't run away from your upbringing. Its too much in you.

[@CoolKidHalter]

Chris is feeling totally OSTRAFIED waiting for his burger

[@rsmith7994]

It’s a shame he didn’t also chime in with: “What, like it’s so hard to rap? My bitch, my ho, my ho, my bitch. My bitch bitch...” And if he survived: “With what I said in that mulignan greasy spoon I should’ve been shanked right there. Boom!”

[@hankgonzalez6074]

He was creating a little dissentary amongst the burger joint crowd.

[@jimreily7538]

He was using the technique of positive visualisation.

[@tyrellcobb4665]

Ostra who?

[@jasfordedits]

chrissy looks so gangster in this scene

[@AA-uv3uf]

I love how massive g has his own version paulie lol

[@heroedeleyenda05]

Adriana really aged in the span of the series, she looks super beautiful here

[@UnitedSoundVideo]

Smoking cigarettes maybe?

[@BeeHatGuy]

Tf are you on about? She was hot the whole way through

[@heroedeleyenda05]

@@BeeHatGuy read the other comments, im not the only one who noticed

[@ricardom5699]

The scene where they are playing tennis with the lesbian coach...She was at her best

[@heroedeleyenda05]

@@ricardom5699 i mean, dont get me wrong, shes smoking hot throughout the entire series. But in this scene she looks a lot younger

[@Dutc308]

Shooting your mouth off to the people preparing your food isn't too smart! Chris wasn't the sharpest tool in shed!!😂😂

[@deanfarr3249]

Exactly like Idk why he didn't just go to another restaurant

[@cramirez3855]

Word on the street is The Baltimore ravens modeled thier logo after Chrissies profile 1:27

[@alcohol-freebeer3642]

Props to Michael Imperioli's acting at the end of the clip here, you really see Christopher preen because he's getting validation he's important.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

I love how Christopher says "Must belong to the homey with the blue hat." He sounds like a little kid.

[@satrialesporkstore7889]

The store manager knows what time it is. That's why he didn't get shot in the foot.

[@deltaland7287]

“Why’d they send you over I’m looking for a burger not converted rice” lmao

[@chanbla11mit]

"that black guy over there, he look familiar?" do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[@entertainme7523]

Watch it, Chrissy

[@frankbolin721]

"So what are we going to name the rapper guy?" "Hm. I don't know, but it shouldn't sound like a real rapper's name and be really stupid."

[@Condobius]

@Uhhh Genuinely, writers were completely out of depth with this story line and while it showed one interesting angle (the conflict between creators and record industry), none of the characters introduced here were developed at all and you could tell the writers didn’t know shit about what they were trying to talk about..

[@entertainme7523]

Master P

[@lowellcalavera6045]

“A real rappers name”!! You’re Fkn stupid, esé.

[@11DNA11]

Rappers all sound fucking stupid with their names.

[@IamSuperEffective]

@@11DNA11 Rap?? more like cRAP lolol XDDD

[@WinslowLeach1974]

"Hey whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a shinebox around here?" Sorry I just noticed a severe lack of bad shinebox jokes under this clip.

[@sergeanttentacles1359]

I love how the angry callbacks from the blacks in the restaurant sound like they’re from outside and 50 yards away

[@jerry85g7]

Massive Genius = Master P

[@bosschedda_]

Interesting

[@homerunner7772]

Gabagool = Capocollo

[@dewilew2137]

@@homerunner7772 capicola

[@entertainme7523]

MAKE EM SAY UUUUUNH

[@lean.2366]

Chris is super bold here because he can shoot bullets through his nose.

[@charliemoyse8334]

" semi hooked up to the soprano crew " are you sure fella ??

[@bosschedda_]

Lmaooooooooooooooo

[@yodabaki970]

Chris wasn't that well known at this point and wasn't even made. Up until a few years ago he was essentially a driver and the reports naming him as an associate were still very fresh. Makes sense that general knowledge was a few months behind reality.

[@johnsun6418]

@@yodabaki970 Chris’ father was Tony’s mentor , I’d think they would know Chris as being slightly more then semi hooked up with the sopranos crew.

[@yodabaki970]

@@johnsun6418 thing is we don't actually know how big a deal Dickie was. He was a mentor to Tony but tony was like 17 when he died. Half a decade before Tony became a rising start in the mob. Tony thinks the world of him but for all we know he was just another crew member related to Johnny boy and Jr. Plus by this point Dickie has been dead what? Nearly 25 years, it's not that much of a stretch to thinks the general public think of Chris at this point as a young driver and associate on the come up but nothing huge.

[@Boxing_Gamer]

"Its fucking discrimination over here!" LOL

[@xSlackalot]

The Mark Fuhrman quip was good writing.

[@rainman42]

Anyone who disliked this or doesnt think this show is 1 of the best in HISTORY then i feel sorry for you...ive seen the series all the way through about 20 times no joke...my fav show of all time( then house and breaking bad)

[@thedarkkontroller8160]

Yep best show ever. Some people say it was the wire but no it aint. The wire was to depressing and down right bold. Sopranos even at deaths and downfalls was so fun to watch and funny.

[@wot4606]

Nobody cares

[@thedarkkontroller8160]

@@wot4606 let me borrow your Batman technology so i can learn other things "nobody cares about"

[@wot4606]

@@thedarkkontroller8160 No

[@Jukeboksi]

You watch shit

[@cedrictripp2189]

I never understood the "semi hooked-up" line, at this point Christopher was a member of the crew.

[@novak1015]

He wasnt a made gut yet the cop just knew he associats with them and is tony sopranos cousin

[@jottaz144]

He was associated but wasnt made

[@Youre_Right]

@@novak1015 He was Carmellas cousin. Not Tony’s. So he would be Tony’s cousin in law if that’s even such a thing.

[@jonathanl3068]

@@Youre_Right i loved him like a cousin in law

[@atyourservice]

@TheShqipe98 Omg that's just sick !

[@mylo8294]

Converted rice lmao

[@JordanPerrier]

I don't get it

[@christufuhh]

J Perr Rice is white, Master Genius is black

[@breakingcycles741]

Uncle Ben's Converted Rice. It's an old stereotypical black joke like Aunt Jemima pancake syrup.

[@sunsfan1246]

I wish they would have done more with those burger baskets. They were my favorite on the show

[@TheJcg14]

Bro no rappers has ever dressed like this😂😂😂 In 99 people was rocking Timberlands and Jerseys Not High waisted pants from the 70s🤣🤣

[@pjetrs]

Gotta agree but then theres always that weirdo (Flavor Flav) who could pull something of like this haha

[@yodabaki970]

Yeha you can tell the writers didn't know a lot about rap at the time and more wanted to make a point about criminality and the music industry and how that aspect being taken by African Americans is another sign of the mobs decline. Shame the execution was off because it's an interesting premise and honest I wish they'd brought back the character as the shot rapper I season 6.

[@drip7782]

They were wearing straight 90s

[@h.epennypacker2598]

Master P bitches

[@ragehammer2212]

He was a holdover from an earlier era.

[@guatemalantomcat]

"what am I, Mark Fuhrman?" Is such an underrated line.

[@funasylumstudio]

Bokeem Woodbine is one of my favorite actors cause of this and his role in Fargo

[@entertainme7523]

I can tell you're young

[@SiccDeville]

he's been in alot of good movies. i liked him in Life as Can't get right.

[@neoneherefrom5836]

Strapped.

[@JohnMichaelson]

I've liked him ever since Freeway.

[@pops1507]

"Humming the scenery" LOVE IT

[@nflcasual_]

‘And be one of those wives like Carmela soprano’ LMFAO her wanting to move coke and make money through the club led to her death

[@dominickim491]

interesting - that's true

[@6680thSOG]

Homie with the blue hat 🤣

[@Gabagool93]

1:54 lmao that dudes facial expression looks like he was about to risk it all.

[@OneHungLee]

“Yo hairnet central, what am I back here? Mark Fuhrman?”

[@wacobob56dad]

I like how he was served when he said he was with the Vipers.

[@ericfeick4270]

What is that your girl Scout troop?

[@purplesword5536]

So chrissy goes to a predominantly black 🍔 burger joint after Broadway

[@waynebarry2597]

Purple Sword 5 should he get a cookie for doing that?

[@wjatube]

If you've ever been to Broadway post show you'd know that reservations are booked far in advance at the decent places. The best you can do is get walking food. I once walked for two hours just to get a slice and couldn't find one until I got back to Penn station.

[@Dominian1]

@@wjatube Yeah, New York is unbelievable. Once tried to get breakfast at 5am due to jetlag. Forget about it. We walked around 2hrs until some fucking shop finally opened at 7am at times square. Any other big city you got options 24/7. In NY it's all overpriced, overbooked trash that only serves the 8to5 crowd. Even the cool clubs are long gone. If you go to a restaurant they will pack you like rats because space is so expensive. No wonder the people who can do home office are all moving out of the city now. Living standard is garbage there compared to any small town with a 24/7 fast food place and people who actually own cars.

[@sunsfan1246]

“Yo donnie brasco!” 😆

[@d3vi0uz1]

Chrissy: yo I know what time it is!

[@angelogandolfo4174]

1:22 - the Cop is like “wtf? Only us cops are meant to get special treatment and jump the line, whatever it is we’re waiting for, wherever it is in town. This ain’t fair!!! What’s going on?! Just ‘coz of the crew he’s with…”. What goes around, etc… 😂

[@whitedevil4435]

"I m lookin for a burger not converted rice" Lol 🤣😂🤣

[@treejay818]

i dont get it .

[@louismatassa9105]

A total classic 📺 scene!

[@BillyBattsandtheShineboxes]

Dialogue felt like the start of a new set of GTA missions in that last scene

[@Despond]

Whenever I am in line for food I bark out that line: "Hey who's fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash in to get a around 'ere?".

[@JSL2000]

Brilliant acting. I think this scene really brings home what low lives the mafia were. Arrogant and dismissive. Smashing the New York Mob has to be Mayor Giuliani's greatest achievement (alongside the thousands who worked on it for him)

[@lewistaylor6241]

Shame Giuliani topped it all off by getting caught on camera intending to fuck a girl he thought was fifteen lol...

[@JSL2000]

@@lewistaylor6241 All that stupidity was a prank and I wouldn't read into any of it. Giuliani did a great job as mayor.

[@brianpeterson5559]

js2000 intelligent comment, so rare on here.couldnt agree more👍

[@scottmatheson3346]

@@JSL2000 it wasn't a prank on rudy's part, he was into it, and there's no reading in. best to just admit your guy's failing.

[@danhibiki3359]

@@JSL2000 Now all destroyed thanks to Commie DiBlasio lol

[@tanveerhasan2382]

2:00 is that 50 cent?

[@alessandroofthemediterranean]

How Christopher managed to score a woman like her will forever be the biggest mystery of this show

[@aduantas]

money, lifestyle, same social circle

[@rahatahmed6188]

He’s a mobster, it’s not that surprising.

[@SteamGrace]

Adriana just has trash taste in men.

[@joyjr91_]

Let’s be honest, he’s well connected with a powerful crew & got that devil may care attitude. He’s got the looks & charm as well

[@xman777b]

​@@joyjr91_ he definitely wasn't ugly. Despite the canopy

[@JacquesMesrine94]

1:54 fifty cent's younger brother

[@chrissaenz6213]

2:13 "My name is Orange J, in a bottle by Ocean Spray".

[@Dominian1]

Chris looks more like he's in the jewish mob than an Italian.

[@alien9114]

🤥

[@luisvilla799]

Its canopy

[@tekoppentekoppen761]

Holy canoli. You're right.

[@LordSeethe]

Oy Marone!

[@punished_gooner]

beak

[@billbixby557]

Massive Genius and Chrissy made a small fortune with some Easter baskets...allegedly.

[@Scripner]

Rofl

[@easyto]

I don't even know what that is. And to tell you the turth I don't wanna know.

[@vinto34]

The 25 dislikes ended up getting converted rice.

[@TrueSake]

Dude called Chris "Donnie Brasco" and he said "yeah?" Would've thought he'd be insulted.

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

I don't think he was worried about that, I think he was more worried about getting jumped, which is why he handed Ade the food.

[@entertainme7523]

@@JasonJones-ty1xb that's so he could draw his gun

[@gannon8594]

I thought that was hilarious

[@wawawuu1514]

But Chwistofuh absolutely loves being recognized as a wiseguy. Remember when he buys all the newspapers with his name?

[@WorshipInTruth]

"Semi-hooked up with the Tony Soprano crew"..... Seems like the cop was down playing his connections, maybe hoping for something to pop off.

[@Aivottaja]

He probably meant he knew he was an associate instead of a made man. But you could still be right.

[@Sengg0]

I always found it weird that a random New York cop would know New Jersey mob associates and tell this shit to a random bystander on top of that.

[@WorshipInTruth]

@@Sengg0 That actually isn't that strange at all.

[@vensonj]

He wasn’t made yet

[@cjc2]

I knew guys like Chris growing up. acting superior to black people with blatant racism and condescension. Sadly, many forget how their Italian immigrant grandparents suffered bigotry, discrimination and even lynching.

[@natenate4525]

nah we're better

[@Almightydubzz]

​@@natenate4525better at being hairy greaseballs that's for sure

[@ianwilson4483]

@@natenate4525At hockey. 🥅🏒

[@xman777b]

yeah, it's very messed up. Reminds me of how lowlife blacks talk to Asians working at Chinese restaurants. Or Mexicans. Racism sucks across the board

[@C.O-EDITS]

@@natenate4525at being rats sure. Ya dumb dago

[@marcosalazar3472]

Even this beat cop knew this thing over in Jersey was nothing more than a glorified crew

[@marcosalazar3472]

@@pedrorubio950 Who's speaking here? Is somebody speaking?

[@BlaneNostalgia]

@@marcosalazar3472 Larry's out.

[@fieldofdreams1986]

LOL. Dirty ass cop.

[@Dutc308]

You know chris was carrying shooting his mouth off like that!😂😂

[@lean.2366]

@Thomas dxb chris could shoot a bullet from his nose

[@mauricehawkins1147]

He would’ve never did this in real life They Would’ve beat him down if not killed him cmon this is not reality!!

[@albertandrews130]

@@mauricehawkins1147 In the criminal world it takes one to know one. They didn't need the cop to tell them that he was a wiseguy. They all have the same objective, namely to further their criminal enterprises. The rappers knew exactly what to expect of Chris and let it pass. They are not as stupid as you presume them to be.

[@kevinkibble8342]

@@albertandrews130 Yeah, some Italian looking/sounding guy, in New York, dressed like that, shooting his mouth off with racial comments, in a room where the only other white person is his girlfriend. They probably figured out why he had the balls to do such a thing.

[@Step_In_Range]

0:35 “Man shut the fuck up!” 😂

[@roxannemua9350]

2:30 dude talking to Christopher gives me some Eazy E vibes anyone else feel that

[@big_boi_josh2766]

Gives me generic thug vibes if that's what u meant

[@xman777b]

​@@big_boi_josh2766 lol

[@thesegawarrior2980]

Who's box you gotta shine to get a burger over here?

[@phoenix15_]

1:00 Adriana's hatred for stretch Marks. Christopher didn't pick that up

[@b-rye428]

@00:14 Adriana is channeling pie oh my

[@keefwins04]

Yeah Adrianna was pretty much a butter face.

[@olgierdolo5510]

Hahah 😆

[@JTD2001]

Pie o my’s last words

[@Veldtian1]

KZbin feeding me irresistible Soprano little life lesson tidbits on the daily.

[@ellemoe2919]

I have a feeling that Margot Robbie’s Naomi and Harley Quinn acting styles were influenced by Adriana

[@tyrellcobb4665]

But can she do Diarrhea as good as Adrianna?

[@themonk957]

I thought dave chappelle had entered the player haters ball😂😂

[@stillcovalent]

1:14 yeah, anti-Italian discrimination is REAL!

[@joshuafult84]

" He's only bold cuz he can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back "

[@vincent5318]

If it wasn't television he would have never made it home.

[@WagonerVT]

The cop saying Christophuh was "semi hooked up" when at this point in the show hes a made man and the nephew of the boss who runs the biggest crime family in new jersey is hilarious

[@bumpthecrypto3059]

He wasn't made yet. That happened in a later season with the sweetheart Eugene

[@elperroe9840]

@@bumpthecrypto3059 And Tony isn’t even the boss yet, this is before Uncle Junior gets arrested.

[@darth856]

@@elperroe9840 at least not officially. We know that Tony was running things behind the scenes.